It's finally here! This is perhaps the most groundbreaking upload I've ever posted. That is, until my 1OOO follower special XoD
(Disclaimers: This is guide is highly sarcastic and parodic and doesn't represent what I actually want beginners to do. It's also worth noting that I do like most of the artists I mention, I'm simply stating qualities about them that annoys me.)
#TheBeginnersGuideToColors #HDEcheladder #Rant #Playback #Animation
The Colors! Gallery moderators will look at it as soon as possible.
Comments
03 Feb, 2014, 12:00 am
THE TAGS BLOCK IT UUHH
03 Feb, 2014, 12:03 am
Heh, fixed. XoD
03 Feb, 2014, 12:03 am
This clip has well written info. Great job HEDROVER! :D
03 Feb, 2014, 12:11 am
I think violin and connected are censored because "viol" means "ra.pe" in french and "co.nne" mean "stupid" or "bit.ch" in french xDD but it's stupid cuz these words arent censored in the colors's french version!xDDD wtf"""
03 Feb, 2014, 12:19 am
HOOPLA!
I must agree with you on so many levels here. I believe we are all victims of this in some small way or another. Its sometimes irrisistable. All I can say is this really sounded like that one episode of SpongeBob to me.
03 Feb, 2014, 12:22 am
that. was the best guide EVER xDDDDDDD
You're so awesome!:oDDD
03 Feb, 2014, 12:25 am
Mindblown.
03 Feb, 2014, 12:29 am
This is actually amazing
03 Feb, 2014, 12:32 am
I took time out of the super bowl to watch this and I gotta say I feel like a new man after reading this.
#TIMEFORSUCCESS
03 Feb, 2014, 12:33 am
Towards the end the voice I read this in became that of the narrator from The Stanley Parable.
03 Feb, 2014, 12:33 am
This guide was suprisingly helpful :B
03 Feb, 2014, 12:35 am
Was that an Animal Farm reference I spotted? Hmmm?
03 Feb, 2014, 12:42 am
IonicIssac: YESSS! Four legs good! Two legs bad! 2 plus 2 equals 5! :oD
03 Feb, 2014, 12:43 am
Gamesaddict43: Sarcasm, dood. Sarcasm.
03 Feb, 2014, 12:46 am
Truer words have yet to be spoken.
:iconclapplz:
03 Feb, 2014, 12:54 am
*is scared to play it*
Eeeehhhhhh
03 Feb, 2014, 12:58 am
Dood, that trick about adding Nintendo characters in comics is true *evil laugh* Maybe now people will realize why i don't put Mario in many pics anymore...i hate the fact that i got "popular" because i drew something i don't own... ._.
03 Feb, 2014, 1:03 am
I giggled more than a few times watching this; what's better than satire of a 'community' such as Colors! ?
Though to be completely honest, the ending was actually pretty scary. The truth is scary...
idk why but I got a Twilight Zone feel from it, which was awesome.
03 Feb, 2014, 1:03 am
I scared I might fall into fame's hell.
03 Feb, 2014, 1:10 am
Oh and let me add
Get a girlfreind. If you have a girlfreind thats /really/ popular, and you make /tons/ of art of you too. You'll be uber popular! Forget about the freind that wants to talk to you, or play games with you... it's all... about... her
03 Feb, 2014, 1:13 am
GOOD THING IM NOT FAMOUS :D
03 Feb, 2014, 1:27 am
Bravo! :p Took lots of effort for u to do this! Good Job HedRover! :D But now i kinda forgot what artist that i am! XD I really don't care about fame cause than i'll have....... eck Haters! :d XP
03 Feb, 2014, 1:44 am
this guide made me realize just how terribad the colors 3d community is.
actually that was a lie i already knew that, but this helped cement the truth further.
03 Feb, 2014, 2:06 am
Check my gallery
03 Feb, 2014, 2:11 am
I laughed out loud at the censorship part! You should do more of these, 'cause this was really entertaining! d:D
03 Feb, 2014, 2:52 am
You, my friend, win colors. :O
I was getting scary vibes from that ending xD Sadly, it is very true. Very, very true.
03 Feb, 2014, 2:52 am
8l is it me, or was that playback more passive aggressive than "don't hug me, i'm scared" great ending though :p
03 Feb, 2014, 3:09 am
This was totally clever, man! Sarcasm, FTW! Lo;
03 Feb, 2014, 3:10 am
*slo clap* BEAUTIFUL HED. this is very true, though, my story was that i started on here wanting fame, but now i dont care!
03 Feb, 2014, 4:25 am
This is great, and true, and I agree with it all.
03 Feb, 2014, 5:59 am
To tell you the truth, I never thought I would be friends with a popular artist like nya-nya. When I commented on her one of her pictures, I was saying ''see my galllery if you like blood''. I wasn't expecting much attention from anyone her because everyone got annoyed from comments like that. I wasn't even paying attention to the username of her pic. I just thought I would never get noticed or the attention I wanted. So when I saw her comment, I didn't know that was her. Now that I look at it, I feel happy. Even now I feel joyed.
03 Feb, 2014, 6:05 am
The ending looked kinda sad and creepy.
03 Feb, 2014, 9:06 am
If you like this, check out my gallery.
03 Feb, 2014, 12:09 pm
Hmmmm. Not bad. ^w^
03 Feb, 2014, 1:08 pm
love it...=D
03 Feb, 2014, 2:22 pm
I love this! I watched til the end, and you had me laughing, HED! xD
03 Feb, 2014, 5:59 pm
Hahaha! All is well said... but that ending!
03 Feb, 2014, 6:17 pm
HOLY MACINTOSH I LOVE GEORGE ORWELL
You forgot about the option where you can just draw generic anime-esque pictures, and watch the followers counter rise by the FUARKING SECOND.
03 Feb, 2014, 7:20 pm
That ending was strangely unsettling. The concerning truth of colors displayed in one playback, I commend thee
03 Feb, 2014, 8:53 pm
You just won Colors.
03 Feb, 2014, 8:56 pm
when i saw that you were about to put effort into the font then thought it over i laughed, but you were write about traditional artists, i dont have any real followers just friend through out the time ive been throught colors, plus you forgot to tell them to go on trending to see all the new great paintings
03 Feb, 2014, 9:22 pm
Finally, sonebody has the ballz to make something like this. This is amazing. Anyone want to start a HEDROVER cult? Base a religion around him?
03 Feb, 2014, 9:36 pm
Wow.
This is really
funny! ^u^
03 Feb, 2014, 10:02 pm
I think you just won Colors... *applauds*
The text kinda reminded me of the narrator from the Stanely Parable :U
04 Feb, 2014, 12:36 am
I kept reading this with the same voice as the narrator from the Krusty Krab Training Video.
04 Feb, 2014, 3:15 am
Um...On your website, you have Krystal chapter four as set for release in january 2014, aand, since its Feb I was just wondering how its coming c:
(would post on the forums, but I forgot my user/pass...(nice job me)
04 Feb, 2014, 3:28 am
The end's my favorite part! Except for the thing where you said all we care about's fame. And are you calling me a loser? You will get much hate for this. : (
04 Feb, 2014, 4:17 am
Loved this! @Vennex: Oh my gosh, yes!
04 Feb, 2014, 4:41 am
"Soon all you'll care about is fame." *coughRetracO77cough*
04 Feb, 2014, 4:55 am
I think you just made every bit of this really accurate. : U
I shall fall backwards now...
04 Feb, 2014, 5:59 am
Nice. I don't approve of naming and shaming, but the generalisations of the Colors community (or pretty much any art community for that matter) was pretty spot on. :D
04 Feb, 2014, 11:44 am
wow! ...i use google translation from now xD
04 Feb, 2014, 4:34 pm
deviant art has this same problem.
and you didnt mean any of this. *wink wink*
04 Feb, 2014, 5:59 pm
This was great!
Just don´t let it become a habit of yours, trust me :o
04 Feb, 2014, 7:20 pm
Hum... Could I take this for reality or for sarcasm ? I'm new in Colors 3D. x^x
04 Feb, 2014, 7:36 pm
Dewd, i used to have alot of respect for you... You think you got me figured out huh? Traditional artist... u got me down right? I dont give a flyin fork about how many followers i have...at all be it one or one thousand, pretty forked up of you...
04 Feb, 2014, 7:37 pm
Im forkin disa forkin pointed in you....
04 Feb, 2014, 8:23 pm
I like chicken and waffle potato chips!
04 Feb, 2014, 11:23 pm
Eh, oh well. I mean, its your comic and you should do it as you feel. I mean, why make a comic if it only feels like work? So, I guess what im saying is, TYT :D
05 Feb, 2014, 3:21 am
I would never care for fame, I care to make friends. I have my fame at school, no more need is here.
05 Feb, 2014, 3:59 am
the sarcasm though
05 Feb, 2014, 4:33 am
JoshHook: I love how you took something that doesn't even apply to you so personally. It's not just the fact that I was generalizing *those* kind of artists that advertise everywhere, (not you), but that you took it as a direct attack, which is kinda silly. You're one of my favorite landscape artists here, trust me, but hey, if you're that quick to judge, that's your problem. Just sayin'. :oP
05 Feb, 2014, 5:27 am
Its kinda sad how all this crud is happening on art commnitys. I admit that I draw a lot of what i draw now because it gives me atention. But honestly the attention motavates me to draw more. So idk really what to think. But i do put tons of effort into my draws.The ending was kinda sad and sweet at the same time, idk really how to explain it.
05 Feb, 2014, 6:51 am
Boy,
That escalated quickly.
05 Feb, 2014, 10:34 pm
HahaHa! Great! Thanks for the advice!
06 Feb, 2014, 9:07 pm
Haha, I love that Animal Farm reference! And this is indeed very clever.
07 Feb, 2014, 3:25 am
Beaver
07 Feb, 2014, 7:09 am
Didn't help, but still fun to watch!
07 Feb, 2014, 7:27 pm
very true
07 Feb, 2014, 8:14 pm
I'm an original cartoonist and all of this I'm doing wrong. :'D
Either way, I'm not in it for the fame, I'm in it for the art.
//Cough DeviantArt//Cough
Nive vid btw. u v u
07 Feb, 2014, 11:30 pm
"soon you will care about is fame" c'on!a bit of hope!
anyway your work is fantastic
* * * * * * * * * * ,why colors censure numbers?!!
08 Feb, 2014, 1:58 am
Jeez, there are still a lot of people that don't realize this is sarcastic. :oP
To anyone actually trying to follow the 'advice' given: You're doing it wrong.
09 Feb, 2014, 5:07 am
ahhh super creepy ending but wow man the way you added famous people on colors like that and put them in a joke was hilarious thanks for helping me get started also the comment had the celebrities in the I liked some of there reactions I don't need to be selfish or use it my drawings stink compared to others so what ever ☺
09 Feb, 2014, 6:22 pm
never took this site seriously, i just needed something to do on the bus :'p
but yeah, this place is Hatena all over again >.>'
19 Feb, 2014, 2:32 pm
It's a shame the gallery is so corrupt now. Being famous isn't always how good you are at art, but how much of an attention wh.ore you can be. Thumbs up for animal farm reference. :D
21 Feb, 2014, 9:42 pm
lol that was brilliant xD You are a freaking genius dude!
23 Feb, 2014, 5:17 pm
this remindes of those youtube videos like,"welcome to facebook"or"welcome to divant ant":3
28 Feb, 2014, 8:35 am
Wow, this is great. Well done!
01 Mar, 2014, 9:33 am
@birdon the narrator voice :D
03 Mar, 2014, 5:44 am
Woah. This was great and funny! :b I especially liked the ending. It was touching... :v
09 Mar, 2014, 9:09 pm
beaver
16 Mar, 2014, 8:17 pm
You spit in the face of every popular artist!
I like that.
18 Mar, 2014, 5:18 am
You are geinus!
22 Mar, 2014, 9:24 pm
its helped me!! can you plzz check my gallery? its lame though
23 Mar, 2014, 8:10 pm
I know what to do now.
DRAW ENGL.AND AS A PONY!
>:D
26 Mar, 2014, 5:11 pm
How do I become one of those super famous artists who follows only like 54 people?
04 Apr, 2014, 2:30 am
beaver xD
04 Apr, 2014, 2:32 am
********* ******* beaver ********** pigs xD
07 Sep, 2014, 4:46 am
pigs
10 Sep, 2014, 7:53 pm
oh so ponies dont bring attention explain krazy katt 11 he got popular drawing ponies! ....sorry just explaining logic
29 Oct, 2014, 7:00 pm
funny
01 Feb, 2015, 10:24 am
The types of artists are like a race thing in colors.. nice animation!
16 Apr, 2015, 7:38 pm
Ah, the joys of satire and sarcasm. Joyus memories.
You also forgot the Colors Police shet that's going down here. '^'
17 Apr, 2015, 4:52 am
How could I forget something that didn't exist yet until June 2014 hahaha
08 Aug, 2018, 1:45 pm
I can´t help but coming back to this playback, it´s too perfect
05 Mar, 2023, 11:49 pm
@rats_does_art
tree dee ess consored words
05 Mar, 2023, 11:53 pm
@rats_does_art
shh