*talking on a cellphone laughing and making random remarks about Hidan*

*Reading doodling a new OC to help replace the ones that died* *sighs* this fu'cking sucks. I hate Red -n-#

Heheheheh ignore the "Reading" I was originally gonna be reading a book.....

*laughing very loud* HA HA! YEAH! He can't keep his mouth shut for that long, let alone k!lling someone! I swear, If he somehow goes that long, I will personally do anything that you say.

*groans* MORGAN STFU. I AM TRYING TO DO SOMETHING IMPORTANT!

Well, I'm talking with an old friend of mine. We're catching up. And I hope Hidan asks who I'm talking too. *pauses* No, no, no, no. You were talking about that earlier. No, you were.

*grumbles* HIDAN GET YOUR AS'S DOWN HERE AND MAKE MORGAN SHUT UP.

Hidan: WHY THE HELL SHOULD I.

BECAUSE I SAID SO NOW DO IT OR DIE.

Hidan: MAKE ME BI'TCH.

FU'CK YOU

Hidan: FU'CKER.

AS'SH'AT

Hidan: FU'CKTARD.

JASHINISH FU'CKING BI'TCH.

JUST GET YOUR A.SS DOWN HERE AND TALK TO YOUR GOD! *pauses* No, YOU said that. Shut up. Jashin, No. No.

Wait, you're talking to Jashin?! I thought he wasn't real!

Hidan: WHO SAID JASHIN.*jumps downstairs*

Yes, I'm talking to him. I'm a lot older than you think. And, f.ucktard, I said Jashin. *pauses* Yes, it's the f.ucktard we've been talking about. *pauses* Yeah, why? Okay.

Okay what?

Hidan: YOU'RE TALKING TO LORD JASHIN :D

Yeah, you want to talk to him? *pause* Oh come on, isn't there a few things you wanted to tell 'im? *pause* Well, if he says yes I'm putting you on speaker no matter what you say.

Hidan: Of course I do!

*puts on headphones and listens to MCR on the highest volume* I'm not listening to you morons anymore.

*takes one off* Oh, you're gonna want to here this. *puts Jashin on speaker phone* Okay, so, what would you like to say to one if your most devoted followers?
Jashin: *clears his throat* *deep inhale* F.UCK YOU!! I am SOOOO backed up because of you. Could you maybe stop k!lling so many people for, I don't know, two weeks? I mean, I already have enough a.ssholes coming through here, and you add like, fifty more each week, if not more! There's also a reason I give some of you immortality too. It's because you are the a.ssholes I don't want to dealwith in the afterlife!

*holding in some laughter*

*sticks face in pillow and starts laughing*

Hidan: *sighs* Fine whatever lord Jashin.

*falls off couch and starts laughing* HA HA HIDAN YOU REALLY FU.CKED UP THIS TIME! YOU PIS.SED OFF YOUR OWN GOD!

Hidan: SHUT UP OR I'LL K!LL YOU.

HAHA YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO!

Hidan: *grumbles and stomps off*

(not even Jashin wants to deal with Hidan!)
Jashin: I feel like a parent scolding their child for something they did. *muffled laugh*

Yep. He was so excited when I asked if he wanted to talk to you too. I'm betting he thought you were gonna tell him how proud you were of him for being so devoted.

He's gonna be all pi'ssed for like the next three weeks XD

HE IS! AND THAT'S WHY IT'S SO FUNNY!
Jashin: Yeah, yeah. And remember what you said before about how long he could go without k!lling a person? I might just have to take you up on that offer.
Oh, uh, heh... That was just a little kidding around...

He's probably gonna ask you out XD Nah i'm kidding.

Jashin: Naah, I wouldn't dream of it. She's with Yoshi-man, wait, you still are with Yoshi-man, right?
Eh, no...
Jashin: Really? Since when?
Since almost five centuries ago.

She's with Cameron now ://D

Jashin: eh, who?

*points to Cam*

(HAHA! I'M USING THIS ACCOUNT! MUAHAHAHAHA!)

He can't see who you're pointing to, baka. He's on the phone.
Jashin: Yeah, well, call me back when times up. We'll discuss what to do then, if a.ssbu.tt lasts that long. *hangs up*

(I. FORGOT. THE. FU'CKING. PAS.SWORD.)

Egh. Whatever. Let's see how Hidan stands this.

(*screams* I'M PLANNING MY B-DAY PARTY RIGHT NOW >v<)

(Is tobi Helping? And I gave the first part in that other picture that I had uploaded.)
Yeah, I want to see how many people ask him what's wrong when he doesn't k!ll a person.

(No he's not. And OBVIOUSLY I got in because here I am :3)

Pffft. Everyone will. *throws a brick at Hidan*

Hidan: KIT I'M GONNA KI-........FU'CK YOU ALL.

I wonder, how long before you break Hidan? *throws another brick at him*

Ehehehehehe *throws multiple bricks at him*

Hidan: *locks himself in his room*

*breaks his door down* eheheh...

Hidan: FU'CK YOU ALL. CAN'TI JUST GET SOME FU'CKING SLEEP JASHIN DAM'N IT?!

*something zaps him into that one dress from that other picture*

AHAHAHAAA! Jashin, you still have the same sense of humor, even after all these years!

Hidan: *rips dress off*

OKAY DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT MUCH OF HIDAN *hides behind Morgan*

Why... Why can't I look away...?

MORGAN CAM'S GONNA K!LL YOU IF HE SEES YOU LOOKING AT HIDAN.

Hidan: You like what you see e//w//e

STOP EEET HIIIIDAAAAN!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE MY LEAST FAVORITE AKATSUKI MEMBERRRRR! *flails*

HAHA YOU LOVE HIM. Go to him Morgan.

(My brother's pinching me so I sta.bbed him with my stylus and now i'm trying to suffocate him to death the same way Dei tried to suffocate Tobi)

(SUFFOCATION!!!)
STOP IT HANNAH! FU'CK YOU JASHIN I THOUGHT THAT WOULDN'T BACKFIRE! FU'CKIN' HIDAN RIPPIN' IT OFF!

(DEATH BY SUFFOCAITON)
*Running in circles* MORGAN LOVES HIDAN! MORGAN LOVES HIDAN!

(Hey i'ma head to AC:NL :3 gotta fix the FLOWERS THAT CAM RUINED.)

RRR... *Attacks you* DEATH BY SUFFOCATION!
(I want to halp. owo)

(Yesssss you doooooo)
F-FUUUUUCK GET OFF D'X DEI-KUN HELP MEEEEEEE!

Heh... *let's you go* Crybaby. I'm just gonna go look for Kisame and Tenshi.

(AC:NL RP up :3)
NO. NOT KISAME.

What? I was just going to go see what they were up to. *walks off*

Oh good. I'm currently hiding from him. I thought you were telling hhim where I was.....

*Tenshi runs in looking for Kisame as well, and is now fourteen because this will be timeskip after yuki's death*