Step 1: Find unused notebook (or, notebook with all used pages ripped out of it). Step 2: Write daily. Or weekly. You know what, you have a life. Better make it monthly. Step 3: When you do take that time out of your one month to write, have absolutely nothing to say. Put your diary away and gradually forget about its existence. Step 4: Rediscover diary several months to several years later and realize that all previous entries sound like they were written by a complete idiot, and promptly dispose of them via bonfire. Or, just rip the offending pages out and return to step one.
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23 Jan, 2014, 4:47 am
Step 1: Find unused notebook (or, notebook with all used pages ripped out of it).
Step 2: Write daily. Or weekly. You know what, you have a life. Better make it monthly.
Step 3: When you do take that time out of your one month to write, have absolutely nothing to say. Put your diary away and gradually forget about its existence.
Step 4: Rediscover diary several months to several years later and realize that all previous entries sound like they were written by a complete idiot, and promptly dispose of them via bonfire. Or, just rip the offending pages out and return to step one.
23 Mar, 2014, 5:49 pm
Yup.
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