"Mega d!ck... ACTIVAAATTEE!!" XD by rock_man

wily: So, MegaMan harnessed all the powers of the masters, And k!lled Zero with his mega-schlawng-blaster. Then he ba.nged his wife untill she scr.eamed "YES! MORE!" and then she loved him again. 'cause she's a SHALLOW h0r3!!! >:U
....sorry.. that was rude... she IS a h0r3 though..

rock: WHAT'D YOU SAY?! >:U

wily: NOTHING!.....
d*uche..
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LAWL i love this song by #starbomb its "mega marital problems" and it's freaking HILARIOUS XD
#megaman
#egoraptor
#starbomb
#mature
#ninjabrian

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20 Jan, 2014, 6:49 pm
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rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 6:50 pm

disclaimer- no, mimi isn't a shallow h0r3 XD

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 6:56 pm

X3 ikr

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 7:18 pm

also, its like our rp's are cannon in that song or something XD at the beginning of the song he said "i have two mega-kids and a hot mega-wife"... the two mega kids are beck and nadia!! XD

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 7:44 pm

Lol, wat? XD

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 7:47 pm

astro, you have the internet, look it up XD

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 7:51 pm

Oook ok ok ok ok..!!! XD I just read through it again and now it makes more sense... I guess... XD

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 7:53 pm

listen to the song. its best song. XD its on youtube.

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 7:56 pm

Oki ewe

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 7:56 pm

*pokes your belly*

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 8:00 pm

:<..?

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 8:01 pm

*pokes you again* I'm gettin payback from a few nights ago, beech~ xP

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 8:04 pm

mega d!ck.. ACTIVAAAATTEEE!! *shoots you with his mega-schlawng blaster XD*

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 8:09 pm

*thump* ........... *sigh of relief XD*

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 8:10 pm

XD

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 8:14 pm

*goes back over to you and is rapidly poking you all over XD* Paaaayback!!!!

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 8:14 pm

rock: is that what you want hon..? a robot master..?

mimi: GO OUT AND DO IT YOU STUPID BA$TARD!

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 8:15 pm

*uses super mega ultra double nutt-buster cuum blast XD*

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 8:17 pm

(dat shading bruh *O*)

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 8:18 pm

e-e ....... *does not compute* ewe ......... (dude I forgot how to respond to that one.. I just watched the vid, though, too! XD)

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 8:20 pm

(Yus dat shadin is like a friggin Einstein masterpiece, bruh!)

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 8:21 pm

(isnt it awesome? XD the song, i mean X3)

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 8:21 pm

(einstein isnt an artist -3- in other words, you're saying it sucks XD)

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 8:25 pm

(It is awesome.. ewe) (I knu Einstein aint an artist; im zayin you are deh ARTIST Einstein!!! XD)

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 8:25 pm

*noms your leg* ewo

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 8:27 pm

(XD CLOSE ENOUGH.)

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 8:28 pm

:<...
(if you click #starbomb they'res another painting on here for this song XD)

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 8:30 pm

(Just gave it a look. I LUB the way they add in that lil "white splatter" ewe)

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 8:31 pm

*stops and turns around* I think...... Tenma did something to my brain.... e-e -And body.....-

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 8:33 pm

(ikr ewe)

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 8:35 pm

(Lol, I just realized something.... Add an "e" to "lub", and you get "lube"! XD)

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 8:38 pm

(XD)

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 8:39 pm

*turns into Astra* HOLY SH**!!!!!!! So THIS is what Tenma did to me!!!!! è-é

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 8:41 pm

ewe..i'd mega-bust dat.. XD

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 8:42 pm

(Seriously though, zince I was drugged up last night from all of the f-ing pills im taking, I had a dream where Astro turned into Astra! XD)

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 8:42 pm

*turns around* Wha....? e-o

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 8:45 pm

(XD)

nothing..! X//D

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 8:48 pm

O....ok...... o-o" *looks myself over* ....Good thing he remember to make the "bra-thingy" automatically appear..... =w=" (in my dream Tenma forgot....... X3)

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 8:53 pm

*poker face*
i dunt wear underpants XD

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 8:55 pm

O//-//O" Ok. Goooooooood to know... I think... >//D//<

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 8:58 pm

i just wear this blue metal "armor" that is obviously metal tighty-whities over my spandex suit :/ nothing else XD

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 9:00 pm

I jus wear this thing. *points at my black undiez* in case THAT wasn't obvious... X3

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 9:03 pm

i dont even count that metal stuff as clothes.. isn't it just a part of you..? xD

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 9:05 pm

*shrugs* No, not really. Well, not all of the time. It kinda comes off when I want it to and stays on when I want it to. Like when I'm fighting vilians.... of course I want it ON.

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 9:07 pm

suuure...>3>

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 9:08 pm

Whadda ya mean "sure"? o-o Do you not believe me!!! >:U

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 9:08 pm

*takes of the metal tighty-whities XD* see, just a light blue skin-tight spandex suit o3o

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 9:09 pm

*epic subject change XD*

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 9:11 pm

(Lol XD) Hmph... >3> DON'T YOU TRY TO CHANGED THE SUBJECT ON ME!! (Astra Bitch; comin soon to a theatre near no one. XD)

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 9:15 pm

*harlem shaking XD*

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 9:18 pm

*joins doing the harlem shake XD* (Omg, this is the song where we first met and you were humping me ~ How romantic~ XD)

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 9:20 pm

(Oooooh, du you remember the RP where I/Astra was at a ball and we did "the robot"? X3 *I kindsa wanna continue it sometime ewe*)

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 9:23 pm

(XD *shrugg*)

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 9:24 pm

(eF7e Waannnnnnnaaaaaaaaa???)

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 9:28 pm

(im lazyyyyy)

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 9:31 pm

(Pwetty pwease? q-p One of em?)

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 9:34 pm

(It's just that...... It gets a little lonely, all of these empty rooms, just watching the hours tick by~!)

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 9:35 pm

(-3- a frozen ref wont make me XD)

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 9:38 pm

(Please!! Cuz for the first time in forever, I'll finally meet someone! ....And I might wanna stuff some chocolate in my face, btw. But then we'll laugh and dance and find romance!)

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 9:38 pm

(*facepalm*)

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 9:41 pm

(XD Let it go, Rock! Turn away and slam the door! I don't care what they're going to say! The hentai never bothered me anyway~)

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 9:42 pm

(SERIOUSLY?!? X'//D )

Astro OShay

20 Jan, 2014, 9:44 pm

(Yes!! XD) (Hentai's a good time to huggle and snuggle, but give me yaoi and I'll be a..... HAPPEH ROBOT!! XD)

rock_man

20 Jan, 2014, 9:44 pm

(ok, you just won XD lets go)

Astro OShay

21 Jan, 2014, 1:17 am

(Would you like to continue?)

rock_man

21 Jan, 2014, 2:07 am

ya

Astro OShay

21 Jan, 2014, 2:13 am

Sweet! XD

SubaruTheSandwich

21 Jan, 2014, 3:47 am

Disturbing............... .-. im sorry i get weirded out like crazy VERY EASILY- -dies of dumbness-

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