ERROR RP by Near-Miss

{RP is closed. The only people aloud to RP here are:
-Okita Souji
-Taboo and Yoshiyda
Other comments will be ignored or deleted.}
So yee.
Chances are I'll use Error form Yuki (That thing in the pic, also the creature in the WIP right beside this painting)
So Naruto is teh topic and the RP is open to anyone. You can use your OC or one of the actual characters uvu
#TurtlesRandomRPs

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painted on a Nintendo 3DS
20 Jan, 2014, 4:39 am
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Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 4:49 am

Yuki (Normal right now): Kita? You okay? You look all shooken up XD

The_Fauchereve

20 Jan, 2014, 4:54 am

Lexang ('cause she gonna be a ninja today): *sitting in a tree whistling*

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 4:57 am

Yuki: Ah that's good *smiles weakly*
Red: *sees Lexxang (SP?)* Hmm? And what exactly are you doing? You're not an Akatsuki member, so why are you here?

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 5:02 am

Yuki: N-nothing. It's fine Kita. T-There's n-nothing to worry about. Just *starts sounding more robotic* FoRgEt AbOuT Me...

The_Fauchereve

20 Jan, 2014, 5:03 am

Lexang: *shrugs* I dunno. Being a ninja I guess. *goes back to whistling*

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 5:05 am

Red: Ah, I see. So then, what exactly are you doing out this deep in the woods?

The_Fauchereve

20 Jan, 2014, 5:08 am

Lexang: I dunno. I just sorta came out here. *continues whistling and swinging her legs*

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 5:13 am

Yuki: I sAiD It'S NoThInG. LeAvE Me AlOnE aNd Go FiNd A wAy To AcTuAlLy Be UsEfUl.

Kat: Erm Mom? Are you okay?

Yuki: *makes a noise that sounds like nails on a chalk board and beeping* Go AwAy. YoU aRe An ErRoR. D3LETE. ERROR. PROCE22 BEGIN. D3LETE ALL ERRORS.

Red: Mm. It is quite a nice day *lays on the branch above her* So which village do you hail from?

The_Fauchereve

20 Jan, 2014, 5:15 am

Lexang: Hm, y'know, I'm not sure. And your friend sounds like something I've heard before. *whistling again*

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 5:20 am

Kat: Emi, Akarusa, let's go
*the three of them leave*

Yuki: YOU AR3 A ERRO4. DELETE ERROR. DE-BUG PROCE22 ACTIVATE. *shoots red, green, and blue pixilated goo at Okita* *misses and hits a tree*
*The tree Yuki hit disnigrates*

Red: Hmm? Have you. It's her glitch form. I decided that Okita and the kids are a problem, dragging the Akatsuki down. So I set Yuki to k!ll them. It's my Justu, I can do that to people. I could turn you into that, but I plan not to. Unless you plan to tell Okita of this?

The_Fauchereve

20 Jan, 2014, 5:27 am

Lexang: *hangs from the branch by her legs* You're insane. You know that right? And I could tell, if I really wanted too. I could go tell right now. *falls from the branch, landing on her feet* *whistling*

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 5:32 am

Yuki: ThIs UpS3Ts YoU? *picks Emika up with her tail and holds her above her head* GLITCHES MUST BE DESTROYED.

Red: Ah but you won't. You have no reason to. See, we're Alatsuki, isin't less Akatsuki a good thing to you ninja? Plus, it'd be shunned upon to save an Akatsuki member. especically one who k!lled over l,OOO people in less than a night.

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 5:35 am

ERROR (Yuki): *eyes widen* DELETE ERROR. *jumps at Okita*

The_Fauchereve

20 Jan, 2014, 5:36 am

Lexang: And I've never been one to stick to rules. And besides, no one knows me here. *walking in Okita's direction*

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 5:42 am

Red: *Jumps in front of Lexang* I'll k!ll her. Right this second. Why not see what happens during this fight, because if you take another step I'll shut her heart down.

Aki: Huhn? Yuki, what the hell are you-

ERROR: *flings poison at Okita and Aki*

Aki: D-dam.n *pulls her cloak over herself and moves behind a rock to try and treat her wound*

ERROR: *slashes Okita across the cheek*

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 5:43 am

(NUUUUUUU CAM DUN DO THAT! I STILL SHIP YOU TWO ;//A//;
Sh!t. Did I just say that out loud.....)

The_Fauchereve

20 Jan, 2014, 5:48 am

Lexang: *some sort of weird sword appears in her hand* Stop. *bright light then everyone is standing still* Ahhh... Gotta love that. *walks up to a frozen yuki* Now then, what do we have here? *Pulls up floating screens and starts tapping away at them*

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 5:49 am

Frozen ERROR: *just about to sta.b Okita*

Red: //If you shut that down.....//

The_Fauchereve

20 Jan, 2014, 5:53 am

Lexang: Oh, I've seen this before. *taps on the screen a few more times and they vanish* And I'll just move you. *moves Okita* Aaaaaand... 3-2-1. *everyone is moving again and Yuki's normal* Hahahhh... And I added somewhat of a firewall to her. *devious smirk*

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 5:57 am

Yuki: O-okita? Oh good I blacked- ERROR. DELETE ERRORS.

Red: Is she? Tell me. How do you nullify a continuous justsu? K!ll the castor. Oh plus, to free Yuki, she has to complete her mission. Anywho, Yuki come here.

ERROR: *jumps over to Red*

Red: Be seeing you.

*Red and ERROR poof*

The_Fauchereve

20 Jan, 2014, 6:02 am

Lexang: Hm. This place is tricky. *pulls up a screen* And they are headeeeeeeed... *spins around* Thata way. *walking* AXEL! Come on! We got work to do!

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 6:07 am

Aki: *pretty much dead*
(Walp. Might as well use teh other Akatsuki dorks)
Deidara: Hey what was all that scre.aming un? *notices the blood and stuff* Nngh. W-what happened h'm.....?

(Hey guuuuuuys I'ma go to bed. I have a sh!t ton of stuff to do tomorrow. So night *cough*I STILL SHIM CAMORGAN*cough*)

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 9:26 pm

*Kai, Deidara, Kisame, Hidan, Pein, and I run outside*

Pein: What happened.

Me: *sees Lexang leaving* HEY YOU! HEEEEEEY!

Aki: *moans and rolls over*

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 9:28 pm

@Overbeat: Thank you very much X3 and you copy the picture to layers, then erase parts of it. It's kinda hard to explain, I'll make a tutorial if you want me to :3

The_Fauchereve

20 Jan, 2014, 10:12 pm

Lexang: *turns back* Huh? *looks identical to Sakura, Sasori's cousin/me*

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 10:15 pm

Me: Sakura?

The_Fauchereve

20 Jan, 2014, 10:21 pm

Lexang: And who the flip flap is that?
Axel: Hey! *appears next to her* Slow down! We've got plenty of time.

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 10:38 pm

Me: Someone who looks like you.....and sounds like you.....and acts like you. Nevermind though. What happened here?

The_Fauchereve

20 Jan, 2014, 10:50 pm

Lexang: Okay then. AXEL! COME!
Axel: Okay okay, I'm coming. Geeze, you're nothing like Roxas.

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 10:52 pm

Kai: Okita.......!? W-What do you mean 'Red happened'

Dei and I: *help support Okita*

Pein: Kisame, Itachi. Go with those two *gestures to Lexang and Roxas* to find Yuki and Red

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 10:58 pm

Pein: Aki's here too? Where then, I don't sense her chakra anywhere around here.

Dei: Since when can Red do that un!?

Me: No idea I- SH!T. Midnight god's wrath, ravaged glitch control. It allowes the castor to take control over the target's body, enhancing their strength and forcing them into insanity.

The_Fauchereve

20 Jan, 2014, 11:07 pm

(She's with Axel, not Roxas, Hannah you silly goose)
Lexang: Oh, yay. More idiots. *looking at the digital panel*
Axel: Like I asked for this. We both know they didn't have any good reason to send us here but to get us away for the day.
Lexang: And I was stupid enough to go.

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 11:19 pm

(Wait, I thought I was a meowstic?)
Pein: *looks behind the rock* No, there's nothing here. Save for a pile of red, blue, and green goo that is. And bits of Aki's cloak.

Kisame: I'd advise you not to call me that.

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 11:27 pm

(Okay so my ninja name is Kitadae, so from now on i'm using that uvu)

Kitadae: I'd advise against that. She'll just k!ll Yuki insted.

Kai: Where did Aki go?

Kitadae: What color did you say that goo was?

Pein: Green, Blue, and Red.

Kitadae: Hmm. Well then, that goo IS Aki. She's disintagrated. In other words for the more /unintelligent/ people here *glares at Hidan ad Tobi* Aki is dead.

The_Fauchereve

20 Jan, 2014, 11:28 pm

Lexang: And why? You obviously are.
Tenshi: Kisameeee! *running after them*
Axel: Oh, how cute is that.

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 11:33 pm

Kisame: *growls at them* *turns to Tenshi* Yea, what do you need Tenshi?

Kitadae: It'd do no good. We need to get Red to release the justu.....or k!ll Yuki.

The_Fauchereve

20 Jan, 2014, 11:36 pm

Tenshi: You keep promissing to train with me, but you never do. *insert adorable huffy face*
Lexang: Ooookaaaay... *continues walking*
Axel: *following her*

Near-Miss

20 Jan, 2014, 11:44 pm

Itachi: Kisame, we need to go.

Kisame: Right. *turns to Tenshi* I'll train you later, promise *pets her head in a big brother like way* See ya kid.

Kitadae: Are you suggesting we k!ll Yuki.

The_Fauchereve

20 Jan, 2014, 11:51 pm

Tenshi: I know, I'll just follow you until you have time to train me!
Lexang: Oh please don't... *tapping away at the panel*

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 12:03 am

Kitadae: I respect your choices Okita.

Kisame: *sternly* Tenshi, no. This is not a mission you should go on.

Kitadae: I'm going too.

Deidara: No you're not un. *grabs my cloak*

Kitadae: Deidara let go!

Deidara: No. I'm not planning on letting you die yeah. You're staying here h'm.

Kitadae: NO!

Deidara: Konan un, keep Tenshi and Kitadae here h'm. *makes a bird*

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 12:15 am

Pein: Let him. Okita, you may go alone, but try not to die.

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 12:16 am

Tenshi: I DON'T CARE! *runs past Lexang, taking the panel*
Lexang: NO! Nrrrgh! Stupid brat! That's for organization XIII use only!

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 12:31 am

Kitadae: You know, I've wanted to beat that brat forever. Annoying little sh'it. *takes of after Tenshi*

Deidara: KITADAE! *flies after me*

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 12:38 am

Lexang: *teleports in front of Tenshi*
Tenshi: *rams into her*

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 1:50 am

Kitadae: HEY SH'IT. GIVE IT BACK TO HER OR I'LL RIP YOUR GODDAM HEAD OFF!

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 1:57 am

Lexang: *trying to pry it away from her* Come on ya little brat!
Tenshi: NO! Not until you let me come with you. *clinging on like it's the end of the world*

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 2:57 am

Kitadae: THAT'S IT. *Kicks Tenshi* AND KONAN'S NOT HERE TO SAVE YOU. AND NO WAY IN HELL KISAME'S GONNA GO AGAINST WHAT ITACHI AND PEIN SAID JUST TO RESCUE YOU. YOU'RE NOT COMING AND THAT'S FINAL.

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 3:02 am

Tenshi: *kicks lexang in the shin* Hm!
Lexang: *stops and stares bkankly into space*
Axel: Oh, not again... We're never gonna finish this mission with this happening... *sighs*

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 3:18 am

Kitadae: LOST GEMS STYLE! CRYSTALINE GRIP! *grabs Tenshi with a gem and starts to trap her in it*

Deidara: KITADAE STOP UN! *Grabs Kitadae's cloak*

Kitadae: Dei. Just go, you'll get hurt.

Dei: YOU'RE GONNA K!LL HER YEAH.

Kitadae: Hmmph. That's kinda the point

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 3:37 am

Lexang: BAKA! *slaps Kitadae across the face*
Tenshi: STOP IT!

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 3:40 am

Kitadae: I'M A BAKA!? *kicks her in the face*

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 3:43 am

Lexang: Of course, I should know. I've known you, apparently, for the longest time. *pulls a keyblade on her*
Axel: Idek anymore.

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 3:56 am

Kitadae: *turns into KH form me*
*now Hanya*
Hanya: Yea yea yea I know. *pulls out my own key blade*

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 4:00 am

Lexang: So just let her be. Afterall, she's ten. *taps you on the head* And don't think I haven't forgotten about Kisannah.

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 4:07 am

Hanya: Then YOU can be the one to let her come. And I KNOW. I get enough fanart of that from my irl friends -//n//-. I personally like Deinnah better u//v//u

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 4:12 am

Lexang: And I still personally ship Deitami. Now come on then. *breaks the crystal on Tenshi*

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 4:29 am

Hanya: Although I do ship Camorgan even more e//v//e

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 4:33 am

Lexang: Yes yes, we know. Now come on. *takes the panel from a sniveling Tenshi and starts walking* (look hannah, you made Tenshi cry. You big meanie!)

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 4:39 am

Lexang: Well too bad. We have to go for our mission. Even though the rest of the organization are idiots.
Axel: Even me?
Lexang: Especially yooooou.

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 4:47 am

Lexang: Ditch 'em then. That's what I do. *tapping at the panel while walking*

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 4:51 am

Hanya: *Now Kitadae* Let Okita go alone. If someone's gonna k!ll Yuki it should be him. Get her good Okita, for Aki.

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 4:55 am

Lexang: Okay then. Just get something off of red for us so we can say we completed our mission. Maybe a head.

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 5:02 am

Kitadae: *tosses Okita Aki's sword* Good luck kid. And sorry about how all this went down...

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 5:07 am

Lexang: Okay then. *sits down and pulls out a bag full of sea salt icecream*
Axel: Hey! Give me one! *reaches for the bag*
Lexang: Geeze you're such a little kid!

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 5:14 am

Tenshi: Hey, wazzat? *curiously looking at the seasalt icecream*
Lexang: Seasalt icecream. Why? You want some?

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 5:17 am

Red: *petting ERROR* Good girl

ERROR: *PuRrInG*

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 5:23 am

Tenshi: *takes one*
*a man walks out, cracking his neck*
Mystery man: Geeze. That was harder than last time. Guess you can only get 'em that easy once.

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 5:34 am

Mystery man: Oh, hey Okita. You miss me much?

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 5:41 am

Mystery man: Really? And I thought you said we were cousins, the best of cousins. *sighs*

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 5:47 am

(since it's obvious) Kuru: What about?

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 6:03 am

Kuru: aw man, that's cruel. And tell me, has Yuki forgiven Itami at all? 'Cause I don't want to hear her complain and mope all day everyday.

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 3:08 pm

Kitadae: My guess, she has. Yuki can hold a grudge, buuuuut not for that long. *sighs* Okita, if you're going after Yuki, you better do it now...

Red: You did a good job kitty.

ERROR: *GrOwLs/PuRrS*

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 3:30 pm

(Wait Cam, shouldn't you be at school? XD)

Kitadae: Okita? What's wrong?

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 3:46 pm

(Oh okaie that makes more sense XD)

Kitadae: Good luck Okita.

(Hey i'ma hop over to Pokemon, I've got a sh'it ton of training to do. If you wanna battle/trade at any point I shall be there!)

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 10:03 pm

Red: Hmmm, ERROR do you sense something?

ERROR: I wIlL mAkE sUrE tO cHeCk It OuT mAsTeR. *wAlKs OfF iN oKiTa'S dIrEcTiOn*

The_Fauchereve

21 Jan, 2014, 10:05 pm

Kuru: *plops down in the grass*

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 10:13 pm

Kitadae: I hope he dosen't die.

Near-Miss

21 Jan, 2014, 11:33 pm

Red: Okita, wonderful to see you.....not really. Dispose of him ERROR.

ERROR: GlAdLy. *SlAsHeS oKiTa AcRoSs ThE cHeEk*

Near-Miss

22 Jan, 2014, 1:38 am

ERROR: ThEn PlEaSe Do.

Near-Miss

22 Jan, 2014, 1:59 am

ERROR: I'd NeVeR tHiNk I'd GeT tO sEe ThE------ *coughs*

Yuki: Okita? Wha- *coughs up blood* WHAT ARE YOU DOING! *glares at Okita* You...you...MUR.DERER! I'M GLAD *coughs again* I'M GOING TO D....DI......die........*annnnnnd cue Yuki dying*

Red: Dear dear. You've ruined my fun. Agh, a shame. You've k!lled your wife, even after I let her out of the justu.

Near-Miss

22 Jan, 2014, 2:09 am

Red: Right, it's just normal for people to stop breathing. Plus, her poison is lethal, even to her.

(MANGYKO PILLOW VI.OLENCE.)

The_Fauchereve

22 Jan, 2014, 2:33 am

Tenshi: *comes running through the area holding the bag of icecreams*
Lexang: HEY! GIVE THOSE BACK! THEY AREN'T YOURS!
Tenshi: BUT THEY'RE SOOOO GOOOOOOOD!

Lillie-Senpai

22 Jan, 2014, 3:22 am

(Dis still active?:/)

Near-Miss

22 Jan, 2014, 4:29 am

(Yea.)

Red: IDIOT CHILD *whips a kunai at Tenshi* And Okita, explain how she's not dead.

Near-Miss

22 Jan, 2014, 5:13 am

Red: I do so hope you're not referring to her nine lives. Because guess what *evil smile* that was her last life.

Near-Miss

22 Jan, 2014, 5:26 am

Red: Oh? How so, please do tell because I'd love to hear this. Oh, and before you go all "hero" on me, if you try to sacrifice your life for her, it'll do no good.

Near-Miss

22 Jan, 2014, 5:43 am

Red: A stupid kunoich who no one has any care for.

---------<At Base>--------
(I decided something random can be going on at the base <:P)
Tobi: Psssst Senpai!
Dei: What.
Tobi: I can't sleep.
Dei: *walks over to Tobi's bed, pushes him out of it, and goes back to his bed*
Tobi: Oooow Senpai ;n;
Dei: Shut up.
Me: *trying to wrestle my sketchbook out of Hidan's hand* GIIIIIVE!
Hidan: WTF? HAH! THESE AREN'T EVEN FU'CKING DRAWINGS! THEY'RE TERRI-
Me: *kicks him somewhere guys don't like being kicked*
Hidan: *falls over in pain* OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGWWWWWWWWW FU'CK YOU.
Me: *picks up sketckbook* Fu'ck yourself. Oh wait, you already do *runs*

Near-Miss

22 Jan, 2014, 5:50 am

(*Yawns* Okay, I'ma go to sleep for tonight-
ZETSU GET OFF OF THE CEALING DX
Okay gotta go, Zetsu's on my cealing AGAIN! G'night Cam!)

Near-Miss

22 Jan, 2014, 2:16 pm

Red: So was Yuki, and now she's dead.

Near-Miss

22 Jan, 2014, 2:40 pm

Red: But Yuki's STILL dead

Doodle Skratch

22 Jan, 2014, 6:30 pm

This still on?

Near-Miss

22 Jan, 2014, 8:58 pm

@Doodle and Lillie: Hey guys, I hate to say this, but the RP is only for Cam, Morgan, and I. Sorry.

@Cam:
Red: Good then *picks him up with her tail*
(She's married to Zetsu)

The_Fauchereve

22 Jan, 2014, 9:10 pm

(HANNAH WHY IS ZETSU IN MY ROOM!? YOU NEED TO KEEP AN EYE ON HIM!)
Tenshi: *sits down with an icecream* Haha, which fu.cktard dies first? Let's watch... (and Hidan has been teaching Tenshi words she shouldn't be using)

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 12:00 am

(LIKE I KNOW! I'm too busy with FU'CKING KISAME FLOODING MY BASE.MENT. YOU DEAL WITH HIM.)
Red: *slams Okita's back into a tree (Which could k!ll him but it's up to you)*
Tazuma: Ay kid. Watc'ha got there? And cut out the swearing, it dosen't sound like you.

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 12:05 am

---------<NM>---------
Hey I accidently deleted a comment while scrolling. If it was yours tell me what is said
---------<NM>---------

The_Fauchereve

23 Jan, 2014, 12:31 am

Tenshi: It's seasalt icecream fu.cktard. *takes a bite* (she's obviously not going to listen. And she has no idea what fu.cktard means)

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 1:35 am

Taz: Tenshi, do you have any idea what that means?

Red: Why? Because I care more for power than love. *kicks Okita/Zetsu*

The_Fauchereve

23 Jan, 2014, 1:45 am

Tenshi: What what means? *continues eating the icecream*
(I feel like I should draw adult Tenshi now, or teenage Tenshi. And also, Creepypasta time?)

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 1:55 am

Red: Oh well. *shrugs* *stretches hand and grabs Okita's throat*

Taz: Fu.cktard. Do you know what it means?

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 1:58 am

(And maybe in a bit. I'm actually watching Youtube with Ruby right now [Still at her house] She has a message, but she won't let me see it. Sh'it.
Ruby: Morgan, you gotta draw Kisannah for me! Please, I really want to get back at Hannah for drawing a Rudan thing!)

Lillie-Senpai

23 Jan, 2014, 2:05 am

(Sees Hidian in her room,how did this thing get here?)

The_Fauchereve

23 Jan, 2014, 2:09 am

Tenshi: Uuuuuuhhhh.... noooo......
(dangiiiiit... And apparently my gums are infected. They hurt like hell.)

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 2:19 am

(Awwwww. Does Morgan need a huggie?)
Red: Fine by me *rears up to throw Kenta*
Emika: SSSSTTTTTOOOOOOOPPPPP! *grabs on to Kenta* Fu'ck you dad. Letting Red k!ll her own, INOCCENT son, just because you're mad that you k!lled mom.

Red: Well well *picks up Emi and drops Kenta* Look what I caught.

Emika: GAH!

Taz: *whispers the definition in her ear*

The_Fauchereve

23 Jan, 2014, 2:24 am

(no. I NEED THIS FRIGGIN BUILT UP BLOOD IN MY GUMS TO BE GONE SO MY MOUTH DOESN'T FLIPPIN HURT!)
Tenshi: Eh...

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 2:27 am

(Awwwwww. Well we should go play pokemon then, you can rant there uvu
And what was Ruby's message, I left her house [back in my own room] but she says I can't look at it)

Taz: Hah, you're becoming more and more like Hidan. Next thing we know you'll be worshiping Jashin.

The_Fauchereve

23 Jan, 2014, 2:37 am

(I can't say, but my newest picture says it all in the left panel uvu)
Tenshi: Why would I do that!?

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 2:41 am

(Of fu'ck.)
Taz: Well, because you sound exactly like him.

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 2:44 am

(Honest to god Morgan, I hate you. I SWEAR YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS D:<)

The_Fauchereve

23 Jan, 2014, 2:49 am

(Hey, I drew both ships, it evens out.)
Tenshi: NO I DON'T! HIDAN SOUNDS LIKE A GUY!

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 2:54 am

(YOU STILL DREW KISANNAH {Plus, if you're going to draw Ruban, it's gotta really annoy Ruby. Like how i'm working on a WIP of Ruby in a maid dress tied up in Hidan's scythe}. Well, it's better than what Ruby did. She drew a full color picture of me kissing Kisame. It was very adorable, but I still hated it D:<
DON'T YOU GET ANY IDEAS FROM THAT.)
Taz: Ah kids and their complete lack of being able to understand sarcasm.

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 2:55 am

Red: *twists her head all the way around* No heart fu'cker.

Emi: Let.....me......g-*coughs*

The_Fauchereve

23 Jan, 2014, 3:05 am

Tenshi: Are you callin' me stupid? *huffy face*

Lillie-Senpai

23 Jan, 2014, 3:06 am

(Please rp with me!T-T Knows her comment will be igored...)

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 3:37 am

Taz: Nope *pets her head*

Red: *explodes into bits*

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 3:43 am

(Lillie; sorry if I seem like i'm ignoring you, I've just got 4 different RPs going on right now and really don't have time to stop for other things ^^;)

The_Fauchereve

23 Jan, 2014, 3:50 am

Tenshi: Eh... *swatting at his arm, but can't reach it*

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 4:03 am

Taz: Sorry kid XD

Emi: D-Dad, you okay?

Kitadae: Um guys. Red's not dead. I know how she dies, and that's not it.

*Red has fled the battle*

Kitadae: The terrible news, that IS how Yuki dies. It's just...the wrong person k!lled her. Hidan was supossed to k!ll her with her own poison, not Okita. I have no idea what this means for Yuki.....

The_Fauchereve

23 Jan, 2014, 4:11 am

Tenshi: I'm tired... *yawns*

Lexang: *Doesn't care about Tenshi* Temporal paradox maybe? I don't know, I'm not an expert. Buuuut, since you didn't k!ll Red, we can't go back yet. *tapping on the panel again*

The_Fauchereve

23 Jan, 2014, 4:18 am

Lexang: It might also mean, that, well, she actually can be brought back, that she's not gone for good. And plus, where I come from, I'm already dead. *still tapping on the panel*

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 4:38 am

*Hidan, Deidara, Kakuzu, Kisame, Sasori, and Itachi walk up*

Deidara: Did you k!ll Red hmm?

Kitadae: No.

Hidan: *notices Yuki* Eh? Kitty died? Shame.

Kitadae: Yea....I still don't know, she was k!lled the same way the book says. It's not really reassuring....

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 4:55 am

Hidan: *laughs* Yea? How.

Lillie-Senpai

23 Jan, 2014, 5:19 am

(Oh ok,please rp with me more tommorw,good night!Leaves feeling better.^-^)

The_Fauchereve

23 Jan, 2014, 12:55 pm

Lexang: Here's one way. By the logic of where I come from, you k!ll a person, they become two different life forms. A heartless and a nobody. You destroy the two of them, the original person comes back good as new!

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 9:39 pm

Kitadae: Yea, I hate to say it, but we've lost her.......Aki and Yuki. Fire and Water, both k!lled in one day...

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 9:47 pm

Kitadae: Hmm? How?

(CAAAAAAAAAAAM! You should come play pokemon with meeeeeee because battles ;A;)

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 10:12 pm

(And by gorl you mean Mooooorgan XD I'm kidding *cough*NoImNotKidding*cough*
Kitadae: Okita, we both know she'd k!ll me if I let you give yourself up for her. Plus, she's going to die again....

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 10:23 pm

Kitadae: Yea, well it's still a stupid idea.
(HELL YES! I totally shipped you two from teh beginning u//v//u
So you and Morgan can be shipped and I'll piggyback on Morgan and tag along with you two!)

The_Fauchereve

23 Jan, 2014, 10:23 pm

(happy as a bumble bee doing whatever bumble bees like doing idk. But HIIII GUUUUUYYYYS!)
Lexang: Well, I still know a way we can get her back. We ask Itami.
Tenshi: How do you know Itami?
Lexang: Easy brat, I mean, Tenshi. When you kicked me in the leg, I got a burst of different memories from a life in this world.

Near-Miss

23 Jan, 2014, 10:28 pm

(HELLO FUTURE MRS.CAMERON :D)
Taz: Oooh bursting memories, sounds exciting.

The_Fauchereve

23 Jan, 2014, 11:14 pm

(heh...)
Lexang: It's not. I am very displeased. It puts me through exruciating pain.

Near-Miss

24 Jan, 2014, 1:12 am

Taz: Heh oh that sucks.

(Morgan, pokemon, Game chat, NOOOOOOOW.)

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 1:16 am

(LiKe RiGhT nOw?)
Lexang: Yeah... Now, where's Itami? *still tapping away on the panel*

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 1:17 am

(aLsO oN mY nEwEsT dRaWiNg I cOmMeNtEd BaCk To YoU)

Near-Miss

24 Jan, 2014, 1:30 am

(YEA NOW :D
I'm about to watch DHMIS so it'll be funny to see my reactions XD)
Kitadae: Like I keep track of her.

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 1:38 am

(DHMIS? WhAt Is ThAt? AnD aLsO, qUiCk! SoMeOnE uSe A wAtEr TeChNiQuE jUtSu On Me I wAnT tO kEeP tHe GlItCh ThEmE gOiNg!)
Lexang: Hmm...
Kuru: *walks out* Did someone say Itami?

Near-Miss

24 Jan, 2014, 1:58 am

(Don't hug me i'm scared. NOW GET ON POKEMON.
Kisame: Water style! Exploding water shockwave.
There. NOW POKEMON MORGAN POKEMON.)
Kitadae: Yea, we were just looking for her.

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 2:04 am

(Ah, WaTcH bOtH oF tHeM. aNd... IN THE RP NOT IN THIS SIDE CONVERSATION!)
Kuru: AHA! You won't see her any time soon. In fact, you might never see her again. I'm liking this new form. *strikes a s3xy pose*

Near-Miss

24 Jan, 2014, 2:15 am

(oH.)
Kisame: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT! WATER STYLE! SHARK BOMB JUSTU! *waterfies Lexang*
Kitadae: Ew Kuru, just ew.

Near-Miss

24 Jan, 2014, 2:16 am

(oH.)
Kisame: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT! WATER STYLE! SHARK BOMB JUSTU! *waterfies Lexang* Oops. Sorry, I was aiming for Kitadae.
Kitadae: Ew Kuru, just ew.

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 2:31 am

Lexang: *knocked to the ground* Kzzzrrrrrt CH-CH-CH-CHZZZZZZZTTT! *static*
Kuru: Hey, what's wrong with her?

Near-Miss

24 Jan, 2014, 2:58 am

Kisame: What- Kid it's just water.
Kitadae: Lex, you okay?

Near-Miss

24 Jan, 2014, 3:13 am

(HeY MoRgAn, LoOk WhO's HeRe *glitches again*)
Kitadae: Okita? Did you like die over there?

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 3:13 am

Axel: Oh cra.p oh cra.p oh cra.p oh cra.p! *ruses over to me* HEY! LEXXIE! SNAP OUT OF IT! *opens her eye* CRRRRAAAA.P!
Lexang: *grabs his arm with her now glitching arm*

Near-Miss

24 Jan, 2014, 3:20 am

(OkAy So! I'mA MaKe YoU GlItChY lIkE MoRgAn AnD I :D *Infects Cam with the glitch* HeHeHeHeHe)
Kitadad: What's wrong with her!?

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 3:25 am

Lexang: *throws him aside and stands up, moving in spontanious and almost impossible and rather disgusting ways* (ie. Limbs bending in impossible ways, body parts stretching, etc. movements you see glitches make)

Near-Miss

24 Jan, 2014, 3:33 am

(ToO LaTe. *laughs but sounds like computer noises*)
Kitadae: LEX! *Turns to (oh sh!t who was wuth her......) -insert the name of the guy she was with here-* FIX HER!

Near-Miss

24 Jan, 2014, 3:34 am

Taz: *Helps Kita up* Easy there wolf-boy.

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 3:34 am

Lexang: *glitches in front of Okita* SY-SY-SY-SYSTEM FUNCTIONS D-D-DOWN! UNABLE TO FIND SUSTAINABLE DATA! PLEASE STANDBY! TERMINATING ALL CORRUPTED DATA! *static noises*

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 3:46 am

Lexang: *trying to attack almostneverything that's moving*
Axel: HEEEEY! *throws a chakram at her*

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 3:52 am

*His arm starts glitching(
Lexang: DOWNLOADING VIRUS ONE OF ONE, DOWNLOADING. PLEASE STANDBY........... *static*
Axel: CRRRRRRAAAAAAAA.P!

Near-Miss

24 Jan, 2014, 3:53 am

Taz and Kitadae: *back away from Lex*
(HeY, I'm GoNnA gO wOrK oN a DrAwInG oF gLiTcH hAnNaH. I'Ll Be BaCk LaTeR!)

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 4:06 am

Axel: *runs up to her and rams some sort of plug into her head* COME OOON!

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 4:12 am

Axel: COME ON WOOORRRRK! *tapping on the panel*
Lexang: DOWNLOADING ANTIVIRUS. PLEASE STANDBY....

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 4:18 am

Lexang: DOWNLOAD COMPLETE. REBOOTING SYSTEMS. *falls over like a domino*
Axel: *to Kisame* YOU A.SSHOLE! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT COULD'VE HAPPENED IF I DIDN'T JUST DO THAT?!

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 4:28 am

Axel: Gheh. CURAGA! *heals Okita's arm back to normal* You could have suffered much more than a few small glitch problems.

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 4:31 am

Axel: Well, she can't be here now. *picks up lexang*

Near-Miss

24 Jan, 2014, 5:14 am

Kitadae: *looks over at Yuki* *looks to Kita* *reads a page from her book* *looks back at Kita* Like the tradjety Juliet who died of love.....

Near-Miss

24 Jan, 2014, 5:43 am

(I tOtAlLy ShIp It. AlSo GoOdNiGhT fRiEnD!)

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 4:47 pm

(ShE sAiD wE wErE lIkE rOmEo AnD jUlIeT wItHoUt AlL tHe DyInG. sUcH fOrBiDdEn LoVe)
Axel: Well, I guess we'll be seeing you. *dissapears with Lexang through a black portal*

Near-Miss

24 Jan, 2014, 9:21 pm

(HONESTLY TH1S 1S TH3 B3ST SH1P.)
Kitadae: *waves even though they're gone* *turns to Okita* So what now.....?

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 9:29 pm

Kuru: Yeah 'kita, what now? *looks over at Yuki*

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 10:20 pm

Kuru: Not if we can get her to believe it was Red's fault, which it was.

Near-Miss

24 Jan, 2014, 10:22 pm

Kitadae: But if Yuki wakes up, and Okita's dead, and Aki and her are alive, she'll probably k!ll Aki, and then herself :/

The_Fauchereve

24 Jan, 2014, 10:31 pm

Kuru: But guess what. I'm a god. I rule over the land of the spirits. It isn't too hard to create a body nor is it hard to find a soul. I can make sure that everyone involved in this other than Red are alive. *flips his scarf snudily*

Near-Miss

24 Jan, 2014, 10:39 pm

Kitadae: Well, 1) Yuki is also a goddess. She's the goddess of dieseise and death. And 2) Yuki had nine lives, she needs all nine lives to bring her back. Plus, being the goddess of death, you'll need to k!ll someone else to fully bring her back...

The_Fauchereve

25 Jan, 2014, 12:46 am

Kuru: Easy enough. *thinks* Oh, why didn't I think of this sooner?! *creates the body of a child around 9-10 years old with short brown hair* Now then, Itami, looks like you'll be able to live your life without me. *begins reanimating the body*

Near-Miss

25 Jan, 2014, 1:34 am

Kitadae: Another Itami.....?

The_Fauchereve

25 Jan, 2014, 1:53 am

*the body starts twitching and moving*
Kuru: Now then... Shall we begin? *pulls out a kunai*
Tenshi: What!? You're just gonna K!LL her!?

Near-Miss

25 Jan, 2014, 3:00 am

Kitadae: Yes he is *grabs Tenshi's cloak* and we're gonna let him.

The_Fauchereve

25 Jan, 2014, 3:09 am

(RANDOM KIBA APPEARS!)
Kiba: IIIITAAAAMIIIII!
Kuru: You again...... *growls*
*the body sits up slowly*

Near-Miss

25 Jan, 2014, 3:12 am

KIBA! My OnLy FaVoRiTe KoNoA nInJa X//3)
Kitadae: Kuru, focus...

The_Fauchereve

25 Jan, 2014, 3:24 am

Kuru: Hmmm.... *pushes okita aside* Maybe... *thinking* If we bring Yuki back now, Red might try to use that jutsu on her again. And if she were to die again, this first sacrifice would have been for nothing...
Itami: *lifts her head and opens her eyes slightly*
Kiba: *lands next to her*

The_Fauchereve

25 Jan, 2014, 3:37 am

Kuru: Fine. Red it is. *puts away the Kunai* Aaand someone get Itami some clothes...

The_Fauchereve

25 Jan, 2014, 3:54 am

Kuru: Be nice. Or I can just slice your head off.
Lexang: *head appears through a black portal* Hey guys!
???: Number 20! Get back in here!
Lexang: No! I'm fine! *glitches slightly*
???: Get back in here! *pulls on her*
lexang: Stop Saix! *gets pulled in*

The_Fauchereve

26 Jan, 2014, 4:11 am

Lexang: *forces her way out* No. No, bad puppy.
Saix: Don't call me that.
Itami: W-what's going on?

The_Fauchereve

26 Jan, 2014, 4:20 am

Saix: *starts coming through the portal* Get back here number twenty.
Lexang: oh no you don't. *locks the doorways to that world* So, wazzup?
Itami: *very confused* I still don't know what's going on...

The_Fauchereve

26 Jan, 2014, 4:27 am

Lexang: I said, "Wazzup?" *walks closer*

The_Fauchereve

26 Jan, 2014, 4:40 am

Lexang: What's up with this guy?
Itami: I don't know...

The_Fauchereve

26 Jan, 2014, 5:01 am

Kuru: So, are we going to look for red or not? *summons a walking cane*
Lexang: You seem like an a.ss.

The_Fauchereve

26 Jan, 2014, 5:50 am

Kuru: Then let's go. *starts walking*

The_Fauchereve

26 Jan, 2014, 6:44 pm

Kuru: *continues walking*

The_Fauchereve

27 Jan, 2014, 1:55 am

Kuru: *sniffs the air* And, this way. *walks in said direction*

The_Fauchereve

27 Jan, 2014, 2:09 am

Kuru: Shouldn't take too long. She's still relatively close.

Near-Miss

27 Jan, 2014, 3:02 am

Red: *sharpinig her claws on some child's bones. (A child that looks A LOT like Akarusa........)*

The_Fauchereve

27 Jan, 2014, 3:58 am

(which Kuru can bring back after this)
Kuru: Right over there! *sprinting on all fours like a wolf*

Near-Miss

27 Jan, 2014, 4:18 am

(Yes he can uvu)

Red: Hmmmm? Do I have company? *licks her lips* I was just getting hungry.......

The_Fauchereve

27 Jan, 2014, 4:26 am

Kuru: *bounds through some trees*

Near-Miss

27 Jan, 2014, 4:32 am

Red: Hello darling? Who'ssssss theeere!

The_Fauchereve

27 Jan, 2014, 4:39 am

Kuru: *his tail shoots through the air, into her mouth, doing that one thing from the other wolf rp with the sp.ikyness*

Near-Miss

27 Jan, 2014, 4:48 am

Red: MMPH. *bites his tail off* Hah, moron. My mouth has very thick skin, Suokos have that.

The_Fauchereve

27 Jan, 2014, 4:54 am

Kuru: *grows back his tail* Then I guess I'll have to call on old techniques. ALMIGHTY PEIRCING HAND! *rushes at her with a large, clawed, glowing hand*

Near-Miss

27 Jan, 2014, 5:09 am

Red: *flips him over but still takes damage from his hand* *Steps on his chest hard*

The_Fauchereve

27 Jan, 2014, 5:13 am

Kuru: *reaches up into her chest, ripping something glowing back out* Heheheheh... HAHAHAHAHAHAAA! GOOD LUCK LIVING WITHOUT THIS! *eats it*

Near-Miss

27 Jan, 2014, 5:24 am

Red: A soul? Don't need it. In fact, i'm immortal. I take those from others to refill my chakra. I can't di-

Kitadae: YES YOU FU'CKING CAN. I LOOKED THROUGH THE BOOK! RED IS K!LLED BY A GIRL NAMED MISAKI IMASHETO!

Red: Really? Hmmmmmmm, never heard of a girl like that, must not be correct. At any rate, I really have no time to waste here, i'll be off. *Drops her cloak* Thanks for the meal Okita. She was delicious. But you may want to learn to keep a better eye on your kids. *poofs off*...........

(Red Arc complete :D)

(I've been trying to put that soul thingy in somehow but I couldn't find the time XD XD XD)

The_Fauchereve

27 Jan, 2014, 5:32 am

(that's your own character right? 'Cause actually, I have a Character named Misaki, who I haven't given a last name yet, and she's one bada.ss skateboarding, gun-weilding-sp?- teen.)
Kuru: Well, I still had a nice meal, but, whoever this Misaki whoever is, I'm sure I can find her.

Near-Miss

27 Jan, 2014, 5:37 am

(Yea, Misaki's my newest Naruto OC considering Red took Yuki's soul, and the kids are either not here or pretty young.)
Kitadae: Yea. But we'll need to recover from this battle first. Okita? What the hell are you doing?

Near-Miss

27 Jan, 2014, 5:48 am

Disembodied Yuki Voice: Okita...please stop.

The_Fauchereve

27 Jan, 2014, 5:53 am

Kuru: You know... I have yuki's real soul floating right outside the gate.

The_Fauchereve

27 Jan, 2014, 6:12 am

Kuru: And I can do the exact same thing.

Near-Miss

27 Jan, 2014, 6:12 am

Kitadae: Okita just stop. There's no way you'll go through with this, I don't think you understand what you have to do. You have to sacrifice the person you care about the most.......Okita, to bring Yuki back you're going to have to k!ll one of your children, DO NOT DO THIS.

Glitchy Waffles

27 Jan, 2014, 10:41 pm

Kuru: That won't work. Honestly, it really won't.

Near-Miss

28 Jan, 2014, 12:56 am

Kitadae: He's right. You have to really love something. Considering you k!lled your wife to protect your kids......it seems you love them most. Okita, please, let Yuki go.....

The_Fauchereve

28 Jan, 2014, 1:53 am

Kuru: Yes, Okita. There are just some things you can't control. I know that even...

Near-Miss

28 Jan, 2014, 4:56 am

Kitadae: Yuki was litarelly death personified, yet she still died...Okita. She's gone, please, let Yuki move on...

The_Fauchereve

28 Jan, 2014, 5:06 am

Kuru: And if you won'tlet this be, mabe you'ld like to hear it from her. *does various signs and they appear in a pitch black area with ground semming like water, with a gigantic gate overlooking it*

Near-Miss

28 Jan, 2014, 5:16 am

Kitadae: Kuru...are we......?

The_Fauchereve

28 Jan, 2014, 5:19 am

Kuru: Are we what?

Near-Miss

28 Jan, 2014, 5:32 am

Kit: That's what I thought.

The_Fauchereve

28 Jan, 2014, 5:39 am

Kuru: *sits down in a somewhat lotus position* Now then, do you want to speak to Yuki?

The_Fauchereve

28 Jan, 2014, 10:02 am

Kuru: Then why in fu'ck's sake did I bring us here?

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