OJ: hey.....it's not pathetic :c
OD: who cares, let's just go -u-
OJ: ok.......bye everyone
everyone: bye! ^w^
OJ and OD: *walk away arm and arm* -//u//-
Calzer: let's go see me now! >w<
Cally: yeah! older boy me! >w<

Soren: Well lead the way. :3

Calzer: ok, cmon! *starts running to his house* :D
everyone: *follows*
Calzer: ok, we're here! let's go meet him!! *knoc.ks on the door* CALZER!!! >w<
Older Calzer: *comes out holding Tori* oh? o.o hello...umm.....ppl from the past ^-^
Tori: whoa....look Uncle Calzer, mama and Grampa Jonah growed down..... :o
Calzer and Cally: how did u know we were from the past? O.O'
OC: i figured it out, im not gonna be crowned smartest in the world for no reason ^-^' although i dont really care about that title, and the kirbies are way smarter anyway, but since they're not human, they dont count for some odd reason, i think they shuld count though :T so i know myself of course, and the girl who looks like me, she must be either a clone or an alternative, but im gonna guess she's an alternative because i didnt see Jonathon make any clones and he would've told me
Cally: that's amazing.....O.O
OC: also there's Jonathon, Sophia, nice Blewy, Tydey, Whitey and six new ppl, how r u all? -u-

We went to Chillis today. :T

Everyone: Hello. -w-

cool, how'd it go? :3

Calzer: THIS IS SO AWESOME!!! *hugs older Calzer* >w<
Cally: *joins the hug*
OC: *hugs back* aww.... i luv u guys too -u-
Calzer and Cally: YAAAY!!! >w<
OC: so, what brings u all here? -u-
Calzer: i like visiting u! >w< can we play with some of the new technologies u got here? :D
Cally: yeah! :D
OC: ummm.....im not sure what u want to see :/
Calzer: new stuff, like flying bikes and stuff >w<
OC: well there's this new means of transportation that Jonathon invented called Scootcar, lots of ppl have one, do u want to go for a joy ride in it? -w-
Calzer and Cally: YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! >w<
Jonathon and Blewy: sounds fun -u-
Tydey: yes :3
Sophia: i like joyrides :3
OC: the six new ppl can introduce themselves while i take u to it -u- *walks outside*
everyone: *follows*

Good. Everything was delicious. ^w^ I got a cookie. :3

Spade and Cyprus: I'm tired of introducing myself. >.>
Ace: How come you don't remember us in the future? Did we stop being friends? :/

OC: it's been so long, we kinda just winged away from each other over the years though u look pretty familiar :/ plus, im 5O so i guess my memory is deteriorating *stops at a small floating platform with handle bars*
Calzer: that's pretty small, we all cant fit on that :T
OC: it's for one person, but it expands for up to 15 ppl plus the driver *looks at Ace* hmmm......ur name was a card i think *looks at Spade* and so was urs......ummm......Club? no..... Jack? no.......Ace....? no...... :T
Calzer: actually, the blonde one is Ace c:
OC: right.......well, there's only one card left, so u must be Spade.....? *looks at Eternity Soren and Cyprus* i dont know u guys......... :/ *looks at Grey* hmm....... urs was a color..... uhhh....*snaps* Grey! :D did i guess correctly? O.O
Calzer: yes! *hugs him* >w<
OC: ok, i'll show u all the features of this Scootcar now -u-

was the cookie good? :3

did u taste the apple but.ter? O_O

Ace: Oh............. :/
Spade: Good. I won't have to see your annoying faces again. >.>
Grey: Those things are kinda like our platforms at home, except no handles. :T
Spade: I KNEW IT! You're stealing our technology! >:c *glares at Jonathon*
Cyprus: The only thing that you need to know about us, is that I control your fate. I can create an earthquake at will. >.>
Soren: And I can zap you all to ash! :3
Eternity: I control time. :T

Yeah. I still got leftovers that I'm going to eat for dinner. I saved the rest of the cookie for dessert. It was a skillet cookie with a scoop of ice cream and fudge drizzled on it. :3

I don't think they have apple butter at Chillis. :/

Jonathon: what? no im not! i'd never do that! >n<
OC: well........it doesnt run on magic........it runs on water :/
Calzer: so how does it work? :3
OC: well.....*hops onto it* do u know how to drive a car?
Calzer: *shakes his head* :T
OC: well......so what u do is, u stand head and squeeze the handles to go, squeezing the handles causing a reaction which in basic terms makes te water flow into the engine to make it go *squeezes the handles and starts to move* see? *stops* so, to add more ppl, u press this plus, and then press the number u want *presses a plus then a 1 and then a 3*
*the platform unfolds to get longer* *two flaps come out of that platform and then thirteen sticks come out of it, the sticks unfold into seats*

Calzer and Cally: WOW!!! >w<
OC: yeah, a gallon of water lasts for fifteen to fourty-five hours of riding -u-

ooh! sounds good ^w^

It was. ^w^

Spade: Hmph. >.>
Grey: Actually, this isn't like ours at all. This is kinda odd. :/
Ace: Driving? What's that? :T
Spade: It's sort of like steering. I think they have these things called "cars". :/

Jonathon: yeah ur right it's a car, i dont have a car, too much pollution for me, that's probably why i invented this :T
OC: well.......we dont really have magic so......i suppose this is the best it'll get, but who knows what's in store in the future, i mean things have happened that ppl wuld never have thought was possible ok, everyone plz take a seat, and put on ur safety belts *puts Tori down in a seat and straps her in* -u-
Calzer and Cally: YAAAAAAY!!! *sits in the front* *puts their seatbelts on*^w^
everyone: *gets on and sits*
Sophia and Jonathon: *straps themselves in*
Jonathon: do i still have my power gloves? :T
OC: uhh.....yeah.....about that....... -nO
Jonathon: what? :o
OC: well.......u kinda.......idk.....if u wanna..... *scratches the back of his head* >_O

Ace: Oooo, what? What's wrong with Jonny? :3
Everyone: *sits down*

Jonathon: umm.....what is it? :/
OC: u really wanna know? ._.
Jonathon: yes.......
OC: well.......ur power gloves melted into u, they're....... inside of u, so now u have electrical powers, and sometimes........
Jonathon: .......what.......? :o
OC: .......u get out of control with it and hurt ppl.......u luv........with strong electrical currents and the strength that's temporarily given to u when u wear the gloves
Jonathon: ........did i ever hurt u? :O
OC: yeah.......im so glad we have a healer, otherwise, i wuld've di.ed, luckily Blewy found it in his mostly evil heart to heal me ._.
everyone: ........
OC: well.....let's go for that joyride ^-^' *squeezes the handles bars and moves* right now, we're going 2O miles an hour, idk how fast u guys want to go, but im gonna start here, to see if u ppl want to go faster, it can go up to two hundred fifty miles per hour, but the speed limit is only forty mph, so if u guys want to go forty, u can say something -u-

Ace: Full speed ahead. >:3
Grey: Awww......... Poor Jonny. :c

OC: .....if i go full speed, i'll be arrested....... *raises the speed to 4Omph* there's a meter here that measures how fast ur going, it's called the speedometer, and the other meter measures how much water u have left and the red light comes on when ur water is low, the meter is called the water meter, i'll show u what i mean when i stop moving -u- do u all like the scenery, it's much better than the past, everything's greener and more alive
Calzer: i see! it's more beautiful! :D
OC: that's because i started this earth saving club, and everyone decided to join because i convinced them to, once i did that, we worked our way to a better and cleaner earth, plus everyone is using the eco-friendly things that Jonathon invented to increase the chances of ppl possession them, we gave them away for free -u-
Calzer: oh, good idea ^w^
Cally: yeah! the earth's happy ^w^

Ace: Then 100 mph. >:3
Grey: This driving thing sounds confusing......... Why doesn't it just go to the place you have to go by itself? Why do you have to steer it? This thing's slow. >.>
Soren: I'M BORED!! DX *kicking*
Cyprus: Stop! >:c

OC: it's fast, but im not allowed to go fast, i'll be arrested if i go 1OO too, i wish i culd go that fast......... but the speed limit is forty ._. and besides, im going slow so u guys view the scenery, that's what a joyride is, u ride around to no parti.cular place and just test out the vehicle while viewing the nice scenery -u-
Calzer: maybe we can ride it at a skate park? :/
OC: we'd still be going toofast, plus the skaters will be badly injured if we run them over :T

Ace: No. Bleh! >p<
Spade Cyprus and Soren: *playing cards* -w-
Eternity: I'm out. >.> *jumps off a disappears*

*they stop back in front of Calzer's house*
OC: did everyone enjoy the joyride? -u-
Calzer and Cally: yeah........ :T
Calzer: culd've been faster :T
OC: well there's a speed limit!
Cally: so what happens when it rains? :o
OC: oh, u just press this but.ton right here and the roof raises *presses a but.ton and a wall comes up from behind, the wall let's out a huge red umbrella thing over everyone* see? -u-
Calzer: cooool! :D
OC: and u can get it in different colors too -u-

Everyone except Spade: It was boring. >.>
Spade: Quite charming, I suppose. -w-
Soren: Etni left.............. :c

Calzer: what? why did he leave? :o
OC: im srry about that guys...... *unstraps Tori and takes her out* at least someone liked it ^-^'
everyone: *unbuckles themselves and gets off*
OC: *presses a but.ton to put the hood back down* *presses a minus but.ton and then a 1 then a 3 and the seats go down making it just a single platform again* ok, what wuld u all like to see or do now? -u-

Soren: I want cake. :T *disappears, then reappers with Eternity under his arm and cake in another hand*
Eternity: >.>
Ace: What's fun here? :3

OC: depends on ur definition of fun -u-

Ace: Well.............. :/
Spade: He likes typical kid things and dangerous stuff. He also loves explpsions. -w-

OC: dangerous stuff? explosions? umm....we cant make that happen for the sake of our- :/
Jonathon: sure we can, i know how to make explosions but we need to go to a wide open area -u-
Calzer Cally Sophia and Tori: YEAH!!! >w<
OC: but, it could damage-
Calzer: STOP BEING SO SAFETY PATROLLING!!! >O<
OC: ok, ok......let's go.... -n-
Calzer and Cally: YAAAAY!!! >w<
OC: or maybe we can just play cards or video games or something -n-
Calzer: NO! EXPLOSIONS!! >w<
OC: but they-
Calzer: NOWWWW!!! DX
OC: .........
Tydey: i can teleport us to the grand canyon *teleports everyone to the grand canyon* >uO
Jonathon: alright, who's ready for some explosions? -u-
Calzer Cally Sophia and Tori: MEEEEE!!! >w<
OC: not me.......!

Ace: THIS GONNA BE EPIC!! >:3
Grey: YEAH!! >u<

OC: why r we doing this? >:c
Calzer: cmon older me, ur supposed to be fun! DX
OC: i am fun......i just dont like explosions
Jonathon: *mixes some chemicals in a bottle and throws it at a rock* now watch, it'll create a huge explosion -u-
OC: we shuld get a shield or something :/
Blewy: *puts an ice barrier around everyone* -u-

Ace: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Boom! >:3 *getting hyper*

*the bottle explodes into a big fiery explosion and blasts spreads out past everyone*
Tori: WOWWWWW!!! 8D *giggles* again! >w<
Sophia: whoa.......amazing......8o
Calzer: WOW! >w<
Cally: that's huge :D
OC: good thing we have these barriers up, or we'd all be dea.d :T

Ace: AHAHAHA!! AHAHAHAHA!! BURN! BURN! YES!! XD

Blewy: good thing im under this ice shield, otherwise i'd be passing out *strengthens the ice shield*

*the fire spreads more and some of it flies upward* *millions of pieces of rock fly everywhere* *bottle itself explodes at the bottom of the canyon*
Sophia: cool! it exploded down there too :D

Ace: YUSH!! >u< *sighs with happiness and falls over* Ahhhhh............ so much fun.............. -w-

*the explosion and fire subsides in a small spark*

Sophia: that was cool :D who knew, ur science culd actually be fun :D
Jonathon: of course, it's always fun -u-
OC: ok, i admit, that was pretty cool -u-
Calzer: see? i KNEW u still had fun in u! >w< *hugs him*
Cally: YEAH!!! *joins the hug* ^w^

Ace: That was awesome. -w- Next? :3

Sophia: how about we jump over this grand canyon? :D
Jonathon: NO WAY IN HECK ARE WE DOING THAT!!!!! DO U KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERY OTHER PERSON WHO ATTEMPTED THAT!?!? CERTAIN DEA.TH!!! CERTAIN!!!! DEA.TH!!!!! ARE U FRICKIN CRAZY?!?! >:c
Sophia: heh heh heh, ur funny when ur angry >w<
OC: wow......ur anger problems were WAY worse when u younger :/

Spade: *yawns* -o-
Ace: Wanna travel even further in time. :3

Calzer and Cally: YEAHHHH!!!! >w<
OC: alright, i'll be going home then, bye everyone -u-
Blewy: *teleports everyone back to Calzer's house*
OC: thank u, nice Blewy -u-
Calzer: hey, can we see who that Sally person is, and what she did to break Jonathon's heart? :3
Cally: who :/
Calzer: Sally, Jonathon's first girlfriend who didnt work out so well :3

Soren: Sure, if you want. :3
Spade: Meh. >.>
Ace: Boo! More explosions! >:o
Soren: *teleports everyone to when Jonathone got his heart broken*

Older Jonathon: *hugging a girl with blonde hair wearing a white blouse* -//u//-
Sally: oh, Jonathon my boo, i luv u to dea.th *goes in his pocket and takes out his wallet, takes money out of it and puts it back* ur so sweet -//w//-
OJ: yeah.......so r u, sweetcakes -//w//-
Jonathon: she just robbed me! >:c
Sally: ur so adorable, and handsomely tall *cuddles his face* ^-^
OJ: *giggles* this feels nice -u-
Older Sophia: *comes downstairs* ugh! i cant believe he's falling for that stupid woman >:c
Sally: shut up! >.>
OJ: yes, Sophia, just shut up, i've finally found my lovelife >.>
OS: hmph! >:T

Ace: Heh, you're gonna get robbed. -w- *goes in Jonathon's pocket* :p

Jonathon: *jumps back* what r u doing? stop going in my pocket o.o
OS: Jonathon, she's no good :c
OJ: u know, ur just jealous that im not spending as much time with u as my girlfriend, we're in love, deal with it! >:c
OS: but-
OJ: *sigh* just go back to ur room -n-
Sally: nah, it's ok, she can stay -u-
OJ: alright, but she's pretty annoying
Sally: that's fine, darling, we can still be romantic *kisses him on the cheek* -u-
OJ: >///w///<
OS: grrr!! *tackles Sally* u d*** lady! >:O
Sally: AHHHH!!! GET THIS BAZAAR PERSON OFF OF ME!!! >:C
OJ: SOPHIA!! GET OFF OF HER!!! >:U
OS: *takes out her phone and the money she took from older Jonathon* *kicks her* >:c
Sally: U BRAT!! >:c
OS: *gives Jonathon the phone and the money* this is UR money, that i got out of HER pocket and look here's YOUR pas.sword and pas.scode saved on her phone! >:c
OJ: what? :T *looks at Sally's phone* *gasp* O.O
Sally: AHHH!!! GIMME MY PHONE!!! *slaps older Sophia* >:U
OS: OW! B****! DX *flying judo kicks her* >:c

Everyone: o.o
Ace: Hmm........... :T

Sally: *punches older Sophia* >:c
OJ: hey.......stop........ ._.
OS: *oulls Sally's hair*
Sally: AHH! *kicks older Sophia* GRRR!!!! >:c
OJ: stop..... :c
OS: *fly kicks Sally*
Sally: *spins kicks older Sophia*
OJ: STOPPPP!!!! DX
Sally: oh, im srry Jonathon, ur sister's really annoying, she just attacked me out of nowhere -n-
OS: hmph! >.>
OJ: why do u have my pas.sword, how did u get it?
Sally: u told me it, if u wanna be in a relationship, u have to trust ur spouse, i told u that, and u gave me urs, and i gave u mine -u-
OJ: and why do u have my money? :T
Sally: spouses share their money -u-
OJ: ok....that's reasonable i guess..... -u-
OS: *slaps her* b**** >:c
Sally: *glares at older Sophia ur sister just doesn't understand *cuddles older Jonathon* -u-
OJ: *chuckles* -///w///-
OS: SNAP OUT OF IT U BIG DUFUS!!! >:C
Sally: SHUT UP U TWERP! >:c
OJ: hey, dont call her that -n-
Sally: whatever, i dont even care about u! i just want ur money >.> and i got it >:3
OJ: ..............

Ace: What a jerk. :/

Jonathon: i know >.>
Sally: i got ur credit cards and ur pas.scodes and pas.swords now, so im gonna use ur stuff and there's nothing u can do about it >:3
OJ: *tears in his eyes* WELL IF UR GONNA USE MY STUFF, IM GONNA USE URS!!! >:'C
Sally: *smiles sweetly* oh....but u cant, see? when we exchanged pas.scodes, i gave u a fake one *giggles* ^_^
OJ: what? O.O'
Sally: yeah, i tricked u good >uO and it only took a clueless desperate loser >:3
OJ: *cries uncontrollably* U B****!!!!! D'X
OS: HOW CULD U DO THAT TO HIM!! HE WAS A GREAT GUY!!! *quicks jabs Sally* >:c
Sally: *dodges* stupid sister *kicks her and punches her* >:T
OS: AHH!! DX *spins kicks her* >:c
OJ: STOP! WHYYYY?!?! D'X
Sally: cuz ur a punk and u were so easy to manipulate -u-
OJ: *still crying* DI.E!!! GO TO H***!!! GO THE F*** TO H***!!! D'X
OS: *gets a knif.e* U HURT MY BROTHER! B**** *sta.bs her* >:c
Sally: OWWWW!!! DX *grabs the knif.e and throws it* *holds her arm* >:C
Calzer: this is really vio.lent :T

Spade: Wow................ >.>
Ace: Cool. Bloody v.iolence. :3

Sally: *stabs older Sophia* >:c
OS: AHHHHH!!! DX
OJ: *still crying* *kicks Sally* GRAAAAHH!!! *throws her across the room* >:O
Sally: *crashes into the wall* oof! @.@
OS: *throws random objects at Sally*
Sally: EEP! *dodges them* >.O
OJ: *crying* *pupils are black* HOW CULD U DO THIS?! HOW CULD U?!?! DX
Sally: *kicks him in the face* because ur easy, now im out of here >:c
OJ: *falls to the ground* *shaking and crying* >m<'
OS: *bleeding profoundly* NO WAY! UR NOT GOING ANYWHERE!! *grabs Sally and throws her* >:O
Sally: IMA KIL.L U SISTER!! KIL.L U!!! *gets a knif.e and starts stabbing older Sophia*
OS: AHHHHH!!!!! DX
OJ: NOOOOO!!!! DX *stands in front of her and takes the stabs* *punches Sally many times*
Sally: *throws him out of the way* *continues sta.bbing older Sophia* >.>
OS: *breathing heavily* AHHH!!!! HELP!! *kicks Sally* DX *grabs the knif.e and sta.bs Sally in the neck*
Sally: D*** IT! *brrathes heavily* DX *punching and kicking older Sophia repeatedly*
OS: AHHHH!!!!! DX

Spade: Why isn't anyone dead? >.>
Ace: *eating popcorn* :T

Jonathon: i guess we can really take hits :T
Sophia: i learned how to endure pain in karate clas.s :T
OS: *kicks rapidly and aimlessly* AHHHH!!!! DX
Sally: *breathing heavily* *reaches out her handI *struggles to talk* h-help........me.......>n<
OS: NO! U TRIED TO KIL.L ME!!! *stabs her again* DX
Sally: *gagging* no........ *drops from lack of blood* XnX
OS: *breathing heavily* >_<
OJ: *comes over and hugs older Sophia* we need a doctor! we need a doctor and fast! ur gonna di.e if we dont! DX
OS: i-i dont wanna di.e! >n<
OJ: u'll be fine, *puts a bunch of bandages on her* *picks her up* >m<
everyone: .............
Older Blewy: *appears* *sigh* u need to be healed i see? >.>
OJ: *crying* YES!!!! PLZ!!!!
OB: pfffft! u shuld heal urselves >.>
OJ and OS: ...........
Older Whitey: *appears and super psychic kicks older Blewy* heal them, it's ur job!
OB: *grumbles and heals older Jonathon and older Sophia* goodbye *disappears* >.>
OW: *disappears*

Spade: Did that girl d.ie? She got stabbed in the neck. O.O

Sophia: umm.......idk, i think she did...... :/
OS: Jonathon, i kil.led her *sniff* >m<
OJ: *still crying* i know.....but dont worry, u wont be arrested, this is an act of self defense -m-
OS: i just cant believe she wuld do that u, just rip ur heart out, ur such a great guy *hugs him* :c
OJ: yeah....... Sally's gone now........ -n-
OS: i cant believe kil.led her! DX
OJ: *tears still falling uncontrollably* she deserved that, she really did >m<
Calzer and Cally: we just witnessed........OmO'
Jonathon: oh no, ur innocent little hearts culdn't take it *hugs them* :c
Calzer and Cally: *hugs back* -.-

Spade: Wow............. You humans are brutal............ I never would've thought you would k.ill somebody............ O.O I SHOULD FREAKING TOR.TURE YOU THEN FEED YOU TO MY DRAGON!! NO SHOULD EVER BE K.ILLED! NOT EVEN THAT HORRIBLE SAND!! >:c
Soren: Ummm............ Where to next? ^-^
Cyprus: *whispers* You've better erase their memories after this. >.>
Soren: 'K-kay............ OmO'

everyone: .........
Jonathon: i-im terrified now O.O

Spade: *grabs Jonathon by his shirt collar* You'd best be, you d*** brat. I'll rip your f****** head off. >.>

Jonathon: AHHH!!! DONT KIL.L ME!! DX

Spade: *pulls him closer* What's the matter? 'Fraid of me? Stop acting like a little b- >.>
Cyprus: STOP!! >:o
Spade: *grumbles* >.> *throws him into a wall*

Jonathon: OW! >m<
Calzer and Cally: :o

Spade: *glares at Cally and Calzer* What the h*** are you looking at? >.>

Calzer and Cally: n-nothing >n< srry ^-^'

Spade: D*** humans. >.>
Soren: NEXT?! DX

Calzer: umm....we're srry..... :c
Cally: uhhh.....let's go see Calzer winning the award...... ._.
Jonathon: *trembling* >m<

Ace: How boring. >.>
Soren: YES!! >n<' *teleports everyone to see Calzer get his award and erases everyone's memories of that timeline and Spade getting angry*

announcer: i now present this award of smartest man in the world to Calzer Platowski! ^O^
Older Calzer: *come on stage* umm....thank u, i appreciate this award :3 i mean, i may be the 4th smartest but-
person: NO UR THE SMARTEST!!! >O<
OC: well im the human correction -u- i personally think my fellow kirby friends shuld win this awar-
announcer: but they're not human :/
OC: well they're still living here arent they? :/
announcer: yes.....but they're different
OC: who cares? they shuld be recognized t-
announcer: no one cares about ur stupid gay thoughts we're giving this reward to u, take it, shut up and leave forever, ur gay >.> *puts a gold crown on older Calzer's head and gives him a gold medal and a gold trophy that says "world's smartest" on it*
OC: uhhh.....thank u........i guess.... :/
Calzer: im so kind :D
person in the crowd: gay ppl have rights! he deserves to speak his mind! >O<
announcer: *grumbles* ok, go ahead and finish talking, i wont cut u off >.>
OC: thank u sir -u-

Ace: Meh. >.>
Grey: What were we doing before? :/

Jonathon: *shrugs* idk :T

OC: so, since the kirby ppl do live here, they too deserve an honor of grace and shuld be rewarded for their intelligance too -u-
Announce: *mut.ters* stupid gay red-head >.> so in honor of what Calzer has said, we will reward the kirbies ^-^ *mut.ters* though they dont deserve it >.>
OC: why r u so negative?
Older Blewy Whitey and Tydey: *appears*
Announce: *sigh* reluctantly puts "Smartest* pins on them >.>
Older Tydey: thx! ^w^
Older Blewy and Older Whitey: whatever >.> *disappears*
OT: ummm.......bye.......srry i have to run, but they'll kil.l me if i dont :T TOODLES! *waves* ^w^ *disappears*
OC: and i know someone who really wants this title way more than i do, so im gonna give him my smart prizes, plz give a nice warm welcome to my friend Jonathon Kerpet! ^w^
Announcer: *mut.ters something* >.>
Older Jonathon: *gasp* really? u'd do that for me, thank u Calzer *goes on stage* i feel so special :D
OC: i know u really wanted it -u-

OC: beings that u are the second smartest, u deserve some recognition too and this way u wont have to feel so down -u-
OJ: :D

i had a sad dream last night, i was on a field trip at school to a place (idk where because i've never seen this place before) it had a bunch of tables and stuff, but it wasn't a restaurant, though we had drinks and blue cheez-its (dont ask) i was partners with the new girl who i had just became friends with (she's not a real person but she looked a little bit like Gabby from maritime [idk if u've met her before though]) and my advisor teacher was there snd he took our blue cheez-its for some reason, then we tried to get them back, but he threw the away, so we just sat there glumly and talked, then we moved to another place inside the place near a vending machine where there were a bunch of blue cheez-its inside, but we didnt have any money to get any, so we wandered around looking for a quarter so we can buy more blue cheez-its, then i ban.ged on the vending machine to try to get some to fall out, it didnt work, instead, the machine fell over and (continued)

almost hit "Gabby" (that's what im gonna call her since idk know her name) then we ran and told Mr. Way (the advisory teacher) that the vending machine fell over, then he threw our drinks at us in anger because he'd have to pay for that falling over, we ducked and the drinks flew toward the vending machine and spilled all over it, causing it to spark and catch on fire, the fire started to spread quickly, and everyone was evacuated, me and Gabby tried to stay close, but we were separated and i dropped and broke my phone in the chaos, which made me unable to keep in contact with Gabby, once i got outside, the place was engulfed in flames, and i still didnt see Gabby, i got on the bus as ordered, thinking she was on a seperate bus because we got seperated, i used my other friend's phone to call her, but there was no answer, moments later, Mr. Way came onto the bus and said "i dont see the new girl anywhere, i hope shes ok" then i started to cry, as the place turned to ashes and (continued

the firemen couldn't put out the fire quick enough, they pulled out Gabby's dea.d body, then i woke up crying and shaking, then after like 8 minutes, i felt relieved because i realized it was only a dream, and i started to think logically about it (like im on Spring Break, Gabby doesn't go to Franklin Towne, High School doesn't go on field trips with yellow buses, my phone isn't broken, i have an iphone not a keypad phone, Mr. Way isn't that mean, vending machines dont just fall over, and blue cheez-its don't exist) -n-

It's such a nice, relaxing, rainy day. -w-

Ace: This is stupidly boring. >.>
Spade: Shh! >:c

Awww.......... That's really sad. And I thought I had a sad dream last night. :c (yes, I knew who she was)

yeah -u-

OC: *puts his crown and medal on older Jonathon* *gives him the trophy* -u-
OJ: thank u Calzer ^u^
OC: ok, announcer man u may announce him now
Announcer: gay f*** *slaps older Calzer* >:c
OC: *catches his hand and places it back to his side* *pats his shoulder* be happy -u-
people in the crowd: "yeah!" "dont u smack my Calzer!" "ya gay hater!" "ur se.xist!" "his friend deserves the announcing" "ur a prejudice idiot!" >O<
Announcer: *grumbles* and also the world's second smartest man is Jonathon Kerpet! ^O^ folks, how great is that Calzer, giving up his own title for his friend who wanted it more than him, yesiree, Mr. Kerpet, has worked hard for this, and on behalf of Calzer's word, we honor him as well *gives him a small pin*
OJ: *crying tears of joy* thank u! thank u so much! i....really appreciate this *hugs older Calzer* i may not be the smartest, but this still feels good >w<
OC: *hugs back* no problem, that's what friends do -u-
Announcer: pfffft! gay b****** >.>

*hugs* what was ur dream about? :c

Ace: *yawns* -o-
Spade: How nice. -w-

*hugs back* Well......... The first half of my dream was awesome and fun, but the second half was sad. I was in a class learning about ancient animals and humans (the sad part had come up just after an awesome joke too. :c) when my mom bust in the room crying and wheeled in a dead body. She said that the man was a mur.derer and wheeled in another body. She said that the man was racist and k.illed the other guy because he was getting married to this white girl. So he k.illed him (stabbed him), then k.illed himself (he stabbed himself). He died and his baby was left without a father. The whole room was crying (most likely because of the dead bodies). My mom then took me home and said we were going to adopt the baby (his name was Shea). I then said I forgot my stuff and woke up scared and sad. I was scared because I thought the man was going to stab me too, but it was just my mom reaching for something over me.

Now that I think about it, I probably had that dream because Sally and Sophia were stabbing each other. :/

OC: thank u all for ur support ^-^
Announcer: stupid........ >.>
OC: hey, let's all give a big hand to the announcer ^-^
crowd: *claps and cheers* ^O^
Announcer: i dont like u *leaves the stage* >.>
OC: he just needs to get used to me being "different" dont mind him -u-
Photographer: *takes older Jonathon and older Calzer's picture* *pastes them in s book and writes "world's smartest human Calzer Plstowski and second world's smartest human Jonathon Kerpet"* *writes "world's smartest creatures ___________" next to a blank space that says "insert photo here"* everything's recorded, but i dont know the kirby ppl's names nor do i have any pictures ^-^
OC: dont worry, i'll get those to u soon, im pretty sure they're really busy right now ^-^
Photographer: alright, let's give one more big cheer for all of the ppl announced today! ^O^
crowd: *claps and cheers* ^O^
OC: oh! o.o i see my friends from the past over there *waves at everyone* :D
everyone: *waves back* ^-^

wow........so many dea.ths.......

and probably :T

Soren: WE'RE NOT HERE!! DX

Most likely was. I dream of what I do last (that or it gets incorporated somehow) :T

OC: anyways, thank u all for coming and i appreciate ur presence, u can all get a free shirt that says "im #1 at being myself" over there *points* thx! ^w^ *bows and leaves the stage*
OJ: *follows him off-stage* -u-
crowd: *cheers wildly* ^O^

my mom dreams about the things she did last too

Soren: Aw man, we weren't supposed to be seen. :c Wanna go now? ^-^'

Calzer: why weren't we supposed to be seen? :T

Soren: SO I DON'T HAVE TO KEEP ERASING PARADOXES, YOU STUPID HUMAN!! I SHOULD SMITE YOU FOR BEUNG SO D*** ANNOYING, YOU F****** B******!! >:c
Cyprus: Someone has pent up anger. -w-

Calzer: srry.....i thought he had already seen us before.....when we talked to him earlier........i thought u were gonna erase everything when we were done going through the future ._.

Soren: I HAVE TO ERASE IT AS WE GO!! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW D*** TIRING THIS IS FOR ME?! *about to stab Calzer with a thunder sword* >:c
Cyprus: *punches Soren, then forces chocolate in his mouth* >:c
Soren: *eats it* -w- *sighs happily and calms down. I feel better now. :3

Calzer: i didnt know that.........maybe we shuld go back to the present....... :T
Cally: i wanna visit more places though, but idk where we shuld go next :/
Sophia: me either :T

Cyprus: He's better now, so we can continue traveling. -w-
Spren: Yeah, I'm nice again. I just get super angry when I'm hungry. Cypri gave me soul candy. Delicious candy made from souls. I don't mind erasing it as we go now. You can go say hi to yourself. :3
Ace: Wanna visit one of our futures? :/

Calzer: ok :3
Cally: yes, let's see one of ur futures :D

Ace: Umm............... :/
Spade: Ehhh............. -.-
Grey: Maybe................ :/
Ace: How about me and Grey? :3

Calzer and Cally: yeah! :D
Sophia: ok :3
Blewy: sure -u-
Tydey: alright :3

Soren: 'Kay! ^w^ *teleports everyone to their future*
Older Grey: *rocking a baby to sleep*
Older Ace: *singing softly to soothe the baby* -o-
Spade: We're invisible, right? >.>
Soren: Yeah. :3
Spade: Good. -w-

everyone except Whitey and Jonathon: awww......^w^

Spade: Wait.......... That baby must be super freaking strong if it's their kid. o.o'
Soren: Don't worry. It's kind since it didn't grow up in Ace's kind of environment. It has complete love and care surrounding it at all times. It can break you like a toothpick if it wanted to though. :3
Spade: OnO
Baby: *yawns* -o- *sleeps* -w-
Grey: What's his name? :3
Soren: Can't tell you. -w-
Grey: Awww............... :c

Sophia: so cute ^w^
Jonathon: and strong.......especially when he/she grows up
Sophia: scared? >:3
Jonathon: uhh.....a little....-///_///- but im scared of everyone in this world in my defense........

Grey: It's a boy. :3
Ace: Please? His name? :c
Soren: Nope. -w-
Ace: Darn. >:c
O.G: *puts the baby in the crib* -w-
O.A: *sighs* Finally. He's asleep. -o-
O.G: Yeah............... Think Spade would babysit for us? :/
O.A: Well I don't know. Now that Heart's pregnant, he's kinda busy, but I'm sure he will. He loves-
Soren: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!! >0<
O.A -very much, so I'm sure he will. :3
Ace: Wow, you really don't want us to know. :/

Cally: im sure his name is a cute name :3
Calzer: and Spade's having kids too ^w^

Spade: I don't want kids. >.>
Ace: Yeah. You have me. :3
Cyprus: Well you need kids so our lineage can continue. -w-
Spade: *grumbles* >.>
Cyprus: Oh, but that's your life. Born. Rule. Get married. Have kids. D.ie. >:3
Spade: I'm so depressed right now. -n-
Cypus: Don't worry, I won't k.ill you like your father. I just k.illed him for fun and because he disobeyed me. :3
Spade: HOW DARE YOU, YOU B******!! >:c
Ace: Can you make us visible? I wanna speak to us. :3
Soren: Sure. ^w^ *makes everyone visible*
O.A and O.G: O.O

Calzer and Cally: hi Ace and Grey *waves* :D

O.A: H-hi.......... Wh-what are you guys doing here? I haven't seen you years. o.o

Cally: we decided to visit :D
Calzer: yeah! >w<

O.A: You look so young............ Time travellers......... How fun..........
Ace: Wow, I'm a boring old man. >.>
O.A: I'M NOT BORING OR OLD!! I'M 18!! >:c
Ace: Well excuuuuse me, Mr. 18. >.>

Calzer: it's only been 6 years here? since our times are different and our timezone is slower, wuldn't that mean that if my math is correct, us in this time are still the same age, except some of the adults whose birthdays are coming up are 36 like Jonathon and...... :/ Jonathon :D
Jonathon: yeah..... :/

O.A: No........... Don't you know? Our time fluxuates from time to time. Before you came, time used to go slow. Those sleepy days seemed to last forever.............. Spade and Heart are 206 now. Everyone's age changed. -w-
Soren: Yeah, I like sc.rewing up their time. :3
Eternity: They even had a normal time flow at once..............
O.A: In the future of peace, time goes incredibly slow. Three of your days would be like one day here. -w-
Spade: Yeah, forgot to tell you our time always changes. Sorry about that. ^-^'

Calzer: oh, so are we 6 years older too then? :D

O.A: I don't know. Our time changes constantly. Just last year, it was even slower than this. >.>
Soren: Heh, heh. >:3

Calzer: alright :3
Cally: that must be so cool to have time change constantly! *hugs older Ace* >w<
Calzer: yeah! *joins the hug* >w<

O.A: No, not really. It's kinda hard to keep track of. >.> Also, I'm umm......... well, not very fond of hugs. Please get off............

Calzer and Cally: aww.....*stops hugging him* :c

O.A: Sorry.............
Ace: I can't believe I don't like hugs............. :c
O.A: No, I like hugs............... Just from close friends and family. -w-
Ace: OH NO! I'M GONNA TURN INTO SPADE!! DX

Calzer: but we are close friends :3

O.A: Yeah, but we really haven't seen each other in years, so.............
Grey: *looking in the crib* :o
O.G: Oh? Do you like- ^-^
Soren: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! >0<
O.A: *smacks Soren* Shh! >:c
Soren: Owww.............. :c

Calzer: but still, that doesnt change anything :D
Cally: *looks at older Grey* yes Grey i like ur baby, he's cute :3

O.A: Just stop. I don't even remember your names. >.> Starts with a "C", right? Cole? :/
O.G: Oh, I was talking to me, but umm.......... thank you.......... ^-^'

Calzer: Calzer :D
Sophia: do u remember my name? :3
Jonathon: probably not

O.A: Umm....... Sophie............ Jonny......... Blewy............ Whitey............ Purpley............. :/
Ace: PFFT! Purpley. >u<

Tydey: *bursts into flames* WHAT?!?! HOW- >:C
Blewy: *water slaps her* calm down! u'll wake up the baby >:c
Jonathon: y-yeah, it's just a name! O.O'
Blewy: sheesh! o.o
Tydey: *calms down* *ahem* my name is Tydey -w-
Sophia: ooh! Sophie, i like that, u shuld start calling me that, Ace :D
Jonathon: hmmm..... still calling me Jonny i see :T

O.A: Oh! I'm so sorry I got your names wrong! o.o
Baby: *starts to whine a bit* >n<
O.G: *sighs* I just put Luci down for his nap too.......... -n-
Soren: Darn! >:c
Ace: What? >.>
O.G: Luci. Lucius. :/
Ace: Oh. :T

Jonathon: well, i dont remember a time when u've actually called me Jonathon, so im fine with it -u-
Tydey: just dont forget it again *glares* >.>
Blewy: *water slaps her* >:c
Tydey: >:c
Cally: so can we hug u? :3
Calzer: *hugs older Grey* want me to sing a lullabye to him? :3

O.A: Umm, okay, I won't. But just a warning, wake my baby again and I k.ill you. I've ascended to the same plane as the great spirits, so I'm you don't wanna anger me or else I might make a mess in here. I'd hate for Grey to clean up all the blood...............
Spade: He's scary in a polite sort of way............. O.O'
O.A: Don't worry, dad. I would never hurt you. ^w^
Spade: Y-yeah........ Thanks. ^-^'
O.A: And I suppose you can hug me now if you really want. -w-
O.G: No, that's okay. We have a special lullaby for him. I'm not sure if he would like your singing, because he doesn't recognize your voice. ^w^

Calzer: ok :3 *hugs older Ace*
Tydey: hmph! >.>
Jonathon: he's even scarier than before >n<
Sophia: no he isn't, ur just a coward -u-
Jonathon: *sighs* -n-

O.A: *looks at Tydey and makes her fly against the wall* Please stop being so rude....................
O.G: Well, to be fair, he is. He can make people explode just by looking at them. ^-^'
O.A: Hey.............. :c
O.G: Sorry dear, but it's true. :/
O.A: Okay.................. ._.

Tydey: ow.....>nO
Jonathon: *trembles*.......OmO
Sophia: but he's nicer, so im sure he wont hurt u ^w^
Calzer: whoa..... i didnt know exploding ppl just by looking at them was possible, where did u learn that? :o
Cally: that sounds cool :D

O.A: I don't know, I just kinda figured it out............. :/ Want an example? :3 *looks at Tydey*
Spade: WAIT! STOP!! >o<
O.A: I wasn't going to k.ill her.....................

Calzer: no it's ok, i dont need an example, i can imagine it in my head with my wild imagination :3
Cally: how do u explode someone without kil.ling them? :o
Tydey: idk, but i dont wanna be the guinea p.ig! :/

O.A: Want an example on a pumpkin? ^w^
Lucius: *crying* DX
O.A: Hold up............... *gently takes Lucius from Grey and rocks him to sleep while singing softly* There, there, Luci. -w-
Lucius: *falls asleep* -u-

Calzer: i cant imagine that, so yeah i guess...... :T
Cally: so the pumpkin will live? that's pretty cool! :D

O.A: *makes a pumpkin appear and makes it explode while still putting Lucius to sleep* -w-
Ace: *claps* Amazing! >u<

Calzer Cally and Sophia: coooool! 8o
Jonathon: hmm....... :T
Whitey: *whispers in his ear* ur next......*laughs evilly* >:3
Jonathon: O.O' s-s-stop it Whitey! >n<
Whitey: *chuckles* -u-

O.A: *puts Lucius down in his crib* Well, we'll going now. My dad and mom are coming to watch Luci. We're going to go on a well deserved date. ^w^
Spade: Well, have fun..........
Soren: So, who's up for alternate dimension traveling? :3

Calzer and Cally: us! >w<
Cally: once we get to my alternative dimension, i'll stay there and give Jane and Jennette their gifts :3

Ace: Wait, before you do. Cally, want to meet someone with the same name as you? :3

Cally: ooh! the same name? 8D yes! i wanna meet this person! >w<
Calzer: is she nice? :3

Ace: Yes. She's an old friend of Magneta's. :3

Calzer and Cally: cool, let's go! :D

Soren: *teleports everyone back to their world*
Spade: Well, let's go to the Fire Kingdom. Whoever needs protection from the flames, line up. -w-

Blewy: *stands in front of Spade* *looks around* what? am i the only one? :T
Calzer: that depends, is it gonna be survivable like the very first time we went there when Jonathon's hair was drooping over his eyes? or will it be unsurvivable? i like the heat though :3
Sophia: i dont remember Jonathon's hair being like that at anytime we were here :/
Calzer: cuz u weren't there, Melanie was :3
Sophia: oh :T

Spade: Well............... *touches the air and a holographic screen appears* *slides to different pages until he finds the weather. It's gonna be 689 degrees today. Pretty cold day. :T *closes it out*

Jonathon: whoa! how did we survive that before? o.o
Calzer: idk, but i also had a helmet on when i was there too :T
Cally: wait a minute, that's.....cold.....? 1OO degrees is sweltering to us :/
Jonathon and Sophia: *joins Blewy*
Calzer: *puts on sunglasses* let's go! B)
Cally: yeah!
Calzer: soon as we change
Cally: yeah...... :/
Tydey: *snaps and a big curtain appears around them* change in there -u-
Calzer and Cally: ok
Calzer: oh wait, we're opposite genders
Cally: right.....i'll leave *goes out of the curtain*
Calzer: *comes out a little later in short blue shorts and a white short sleeve shirt with a pony on it* :3
Cally: *goes in and comes out in short white shorts and a blue short sleeved shirt with a pony on it* there ^w^
Tydey: *makes the curtain disappear* -u-

Spade: Umm......... Do you two want protection too, or do you think wearing more airy clothes will save you from melting in a puddle? I forgot to mention it's raining today. Raining fire. Can you survive that? I sure hope your clothes are sturdy enough. >.>

Calzer: well why didn't u tell us it was raining fire? :/ in that case, we'll get the protection
Cally: yeah ^w^
Jonathon: *rolls his eyes* >.>

Spade: YOU WOULD'VE DIED EVEN IF IT WASN'T RAINING!! HUMANS CAN'T SURVIVE EXTREME TEMPERATURES, YOU DUMB B*******!! >:c

Calzer: we survived it before ^-^'
Jonathon: he probably gave u protection without u realizing it >.>
Calzer: oh...... :o but can we still wear the clothes? :D
Cally: i like this outfit :3

Spade: That's exactly it. You know what, I'm going to let you idiots melt. >.> *places a protection and cooling spell around Jonathon, Sophia, and Blewy*

Calzer: wait......u forgot us :o
Cally: yeah! :o

Spade: THAT'S THE D*** POINT!! >:c

Calzer: well......dont u want us to live? :/

Spade: No. I hope you both burn to fiery ashes. >.>

Calzer: umm.......well......i guess we're not going then :/

Spade: JUST STOP BEING SO D*** CHILDLIKE!! YOU'RE AN ADULT!! >:c

Calzer: we cant really control that :T
Cally: yeah.... :T

Spade: Just learn from your mistakes, you stupid humans! >:c *starts shouting angrily in his language*
Ace: *laughs while saying something in their language* XD

Calzer: huh? what are they saying? :/
Cally: *shrugs* :T

Ace: Oh, nothing. :3
Spade: *sighs and places a protection spell and cooling spell on Calzer and Cally* >.>

Calzer: alright, let's go now :3

Spade: *teleports everyone to the fire kingdom*
Everyone except Soren and Cyprus: *get under a fireproof umbrella* -w-

Cally: so where does she live? :3

Ace: Don't know. :T OH KALI!! >0<
Kali: *appears with three other girls* *has long blue hair and a ribbon in it* *has oceand blue eyes and is wearing a girl's sailor suit* How did you know I was here? :/
Ace: 'Cuz you're always with Veira. :3
Veira: Because we're like sisters. ^w^ *has long red hair with blue streaks* *wearing a blue vest over a white top with a blue skirt*
Spade: Hello, Calypso. -w-
Calypso: Hi. :3 *has on a mini top hat with ribbons coming down from it* *has long red hair* *wearing a red vest over a white shirt and red skirt*

Cally: wow! i luv all 3 of ur outfits! >w<
Calzer: me too ^w^
Sophia: they're really cute and they match ur hair :3

Kali Calypso and Veira: Thank you. ^w^
Spade: All of our outfits match our hair. >.>

Sophia: yeah, but im jealous of those outfits ^w^
Calzer and Cally: us too *giggles and hugs each other* >w<
Jonathon: *sigh* >.>

Kali: *looks at Calzer confused* Why would you be jealous of our outfits? They're for girls. :/

Jonathon: because he's very girly and weird >.>
Calzer: yeah! ^w^

Kali: >.>'
Calypso: So.......... You guys look........ weird............... What are your tribes? Elements? Are you mixed? :/

Blewy: im mixed between ice and water
Tydey: and im fire, and he's psychic *points to Whitey* :3
Whitey: >.>
Calzer: uhh.....we dont really have one :T
Cally: yeah..... :T

Calypso: Okay, so what's your tribe then? >.>
Veira: *looks at Tydey and Blewy* How come I've never either of you before then? I live in the Fire and Water Kingdom. :/
Kali: They kinda smell like humans. :/

Tydey: because we're not from here, we're from another dimension, but i really do have fire *shoots a fire blast* see? im no liar :3

Calpyso: THEN HUMANS REALLY ARE HERE!! >:c
Kali: *water blasts Cally, Calzer, Jonathon and Sophia* >:c
Ace: Heh heh. >:3

Calzer Cally Sophia and Jonathon: AHHH!!! DX
Tydey: wait! but they're good humans! DX

Kali: DOESN'T MATTER!! ALL HUMANS SHOULD D.IE!! >:c *shoots water dragons at them*

Jonathon: help! DX
Calzer: but we're not gonna hurt u :c
Cally: yeah, we're nice......
Calzer: we complimented u.....
Jonathon: i knew this was a bad idea! >m<

Kali Calypso and Veira: D.IE D.IE D.IE!! >:o
Spade: CALM DOWN! >:c These humans are their pets. -w- *points to Tydey Whitey and Blewy*
Kali: Omigosh! I'm so sorry! DX
Calypso: Did we injure your pets? :c

Tydey: yes......u did >.>
Calzer Cally and Sophia: ..........
Jonathon: *breathing heavily* -o-
Blewy: can i heal our........ injured pets? :/

Spade: Why wouldn't you heal them? Don't you care about them? >.>

Blewy: so long as they dont attack my.....precious pets again >.> *heals Calzer Cally Sophia and Jonathon* there u go, all better ^-^
Jonathon: *sighs with relief* -o-
Blewy: *sigh* i guess i forgive u guys....... -n-

Kali: I'm sorry. I have a pet human myself, and I would have never attacked if I knew. :c
Calpyso: I have a baby human, so I feel extra bad. -n-

Blewy: it's alright, u didnt know........-u-
Tydey: yeah....-u-

Kali: *pets Cally, Calzer, Jonathon, and Sophia* I'm so sorry. ^w^ You all want a treat? :3 *holds out a box that says "People Treats"*

Calzer: i like being petted ^w^
Cally: sure, i'll take a treat :3
Sophia: is it good? :o
Blewy: im pretty sure it is :3
Sophia: i guess a treat cant hurt ^w^
Jonathon: ......... >n<

Kali: *gives them all cookie-like treats* They're fruit flavored and ideal for human growth. :3

Calzer: cool! *eats it* ^w^
Cally: thx! *eats it* ^O^
Sophia: hmm.....is it good? :/
Calzer: yep! ^w^
Sophia: *eats it* hmmm......it's ok :T
Jonathon: .........
Blewy: u dont wanna any?
Jonathon: *shakes his head* no, im not hungry
Calzer: can i get more? :D
Cally: and me too! >w<
Calzer: *hugs Kali, Calypso and Vierna* ^w^
Cally: *joins the hug* ^w^
Tydey: they like u :3
Blewy: hey, do u have an extra box of those that i can i have? ^-^
Tydey: yeah! do u? :3
Blewy: it's ok if u dont -u-

epic spell fail of Veira's name XD

Wow. Yeah. >u<

Kali Calypso and Vierra: *hug back* ^w^
Kali: Sure. Here's two. :3 *hands Blewy two boxes*

Blewy: thank u *takes them* -u- *gives one to Calzer*
Calzer: SQUEEEE!!!! *eats some treats* >w<
Cally: *eats some with him* :D
Blewy: wow......they really like those snacks..... :T
Tydey: yeah...... :T
Sophia: gosh, i dont like those treats THAT much :T
Jonathon: stop gorging them down u 2, ur gonna eat the whole box! >:c
Calzer: huh? oh, did u want some? :o
Jonathon: no, but save it, ur eating too much, u've grown addicted to it, give it to me >.>
Calzer and Cally: ok..... :c
Calzer: *gives the box to Jonathon* :c
Jonathon: *takes it and puts it away* >.>
Blewy: ........ :/

Kali: *giggles* They really love it. ^w^

Blewy: yeah.......apparently so >.>
Calzer: can we have some Jonathon? 83
Cally: plz...? 83
Jonathon: no! u've had enough! >:c
Calzer: what if we be good? :D
Cally: yeah :D
Jonathon: no, but maybe tommorow -u-
Calzer and Cally: awww....... :c
Cally: well let's just play with these nice ladies then ^w^
Calzer: yeah! then time'll fly by and it'll soon be tommorow ^w^
Cally: and maybe he'll forget that he told us no >:3
Jonathon: dont make me turn it into two days >.>
Calzer and Cally: no! DX
Jonathon: then shut up about it, u'll get more tommorow, end of story, dont make me extend ur treatless days >.>
Calzer and Cally: ok, we'll be good heh heh ^-^'
Blewy: as u may have guessed, the one with the glas.ses is the father >.>
Tydey: gotta get the whole family ^w^

Kali: Oh, how cute. :3
Calypso: Where's the mother then? Is she okay? :o

Blewy: the mother is gone, this is how they came, with..... just a father, i as.sume something happened to the mother -n-
Tydey: that poor mother >n<
Jonathon: :/?

Kali: Awww.......... How sad. :c *cuddles Jonathon* You must be so sad your mate is gone. >n<

Jonathon: *jumps from being touched* huh? o.o yeah........it's pretty depressing.... -n- this feels nice though....... -u-
Tydey: he enjoys ur cuddling and sympathy ^w^
Calzer: aww.....i wanna be cuddled too :/
Cally: me too :/
Sophia: i dont, Jonathon's the only one that can cuddle me

Kali: *pets him, then kisses him on the forhead* -o- Poor human. You must be so strong to raise all these pups by yourself. :c
Spade: Wow........... >.>

Jonathon: yeah........taking care of these kids is pretty stressing........-///o///-
Tydey: *trying to keep her cool* ^-^'
Blewy: *spreads water around her head to calm her down* :T
Tydey: ahh....that feels good -u-
Calzer and Cally: *hugs Kali* ^w^
Calzer: ur so sweet >w<
Cally: yeah! >w<

Kali: Awww......... You're happy. :3 *hugs him* >u<

*blushing, not happy. :T

Jonathon: *hugs back* -//w//-
Calzer and Cally: *joins the hug* >w<
Sophia: wow.......>.>
Jonathon: *hugs Sophia* -u-
Sophia: *hugs back* -w-

yeah, that makes more sense -u-

Kali: *looks at Sophia* What's wrong with that one? :/

Blewy: she's just not used to other ppl as all, she's only very clingy to her father, and us of course *points to himself and Tydey* also, she's still a little startled from the attack -u-
Sophia: .....yeah........ :/
Blewy: i'll cheer her up *hugs Sophia* -u-
Sophia: o//.//o *hugs back* -//u//-
Blewy: see? she's fine, she's just not used to u all -u-

Kali: Oh, alright then. Bye now. ^w^
Kali and Veira: *leave*
Spade and Calypso: *speak in their language* ^o^
Ace: *says something in their language* :3
Spade: *shoos him away and continues talking* >:c

everyone: :/?
Blewy: bye! ^-^
Tydey: yeah, bye! ^-^

Spade and Calypso: *laugh and talk some more* >u<
Grey: Wow.......... :T
Ace: I know. :3
Soren: *yawns* -o-
Cyprus: Good gosh, I hate this place. >.>

Calzer: what are they talking about? :/

Ace: Oh, nothing. :3
Spade and Calypso: *laugh some more* >u<
Calypso: ^w^ *says something in their language, then runs after Kali and Veira*

Calzer: i wanna know what they're saying, i wanna laugh too :/
Jonathon: if they wanted u to know, they'd wuldn't speak in their language >.>

Spade: Sorry, I cut the con.nection off temporarily. I wanted privacy. ^w^
Ace: I like them. They're nice. :T

Cally: i like them too ^w^
Sophia: so do i ^w^
Jonathon: i enjoyed that....heh heh heh.....she petted me, and........ -//u//-
Sophia: wow....u really have no self respect do u? >.>
Jonathon: no i do not -u-
Calzer: what were u laughing about? i wanna laugh too :T

Spade: Nothing. Adult stuff. -w-
Ace: They were talking about *speaks in his language because Spade cut him off* :D
Spade: Heh. >:3
Ace: >:c *yelling in their language* DX

Calzer: im an ad- :D
Jonathon: no! u are far from it! dont even think about it! >:c
Calzer: ok...... :/ can i have some more of those people treats? :3
Cally: yeah, those were good :3
Jonathon: no! i already told u, tommorow! >:c
Calzer: aww...... :c
Cally: crackers :c

Spade: *sighs* You really wanna know? We were just talking about old times. >.>

Calzer: cool! ^w^ hey, can u ask Jonathon to give us some people treats? :D
Jonathon: dont bring him into this >.> for that im never letting u have any more >:3
Calzer: no! DX
Jonathon: then stop being a baby, and be patient, u can wait like 12 hours, ur a nice patient little boy most of time >.>
Calzer: ok :3
Jonathon: not even that, like 2O minutes or so >.>
Calzer: ok, i'll stop bothering u about it *hugs him* ^w^
Jonathon: good boy -u-

Spade: Stupid humans. >.>
Soren: Ready for alternate dimension traveling? :3

Calzer: what? what did we do? :/
Cally: yeah, we're ready to go dimension traveling! ^w^

Spade: Nothing, you're all just stupid. >.>
Soren: So, any suggestions? Who's dimension first and what kind? Whatever you think of, I most likely made. :3

Calzer: stupid how? :/
Jonathon: stop asking questions, and let's just go >.>
Cally: we shuld switch back and forth between our worlds :3
Sophia: let's go to a place in our world where im the older one :3
Cally: or when Calzer is mean
Jonathon: we already visited that one >.>
Cally: yeah, but he was stopped :D
Sophia: or we can do Calzer never being introduced to snickers
Cally: or Jonathon having a girlfriend! :D
Sophia: or Jonathon being good-looking ^w^
Jonathon: hmph! >.>

Soren: Oooo! Good one! :D *teleports them to a dimension where Jonathon is good looking*

Alternate Jonathon: *has clear, smooth skin neatly styled hair and handsome brown eyes* *walking with a bunch of girls holding on to him* yeah......dont worry ladies, there's a lot of Jonathon to go around -//u//-
girls: SQUEEE!! *cuddles*
Tydey: wow......! he's hot! OuO
Jonathon: wow.........i am...... :/ if only this was real.... -n-
Tydey: hey there! big boy! *goes over to Alternate Jonathon* ^O^
AJ: oh? hello Tydey -u-
Tydey: he talked! AHHH!!! X//D
AJ: yes, yes, im very handsome, and im talking to u,
girl 1: BACK OFF SISTER! HE'S MINE!! >:c
girl 2: who are YOU to say that?! HE'S GONNA BE MY HUSBAND!
Tydey: OH! WELL THEN! >:C
Jonathon: girls, girls, girls, no need to fight over me -u-
girls: *cuddles him* -//u//-
Tydey: he's so cute -u-

Soren: Oh, it is real. Just here. :3
Ace: Wow............. I can't............. O.O
Spade: Disgusting. I'm glad I stopped being like that. >.>
Grey: Does this mean Sophia's the ugly one here, then? :o

Jonathon: idk.......*looks at Soren* is she? :/
AJ: halt ladies, i need to talk to some friends -u-
Girl one: u've better hurry up Jon Jon! >:c
Girl two: yeah! make it quick! >:c
AJ: hello Calzer -u-
Calzer: hi! ^w^
Tydey: hey! what about us?! >:c
AJ: i was getting to that, hello Tydey, Blewy Whitey, Sophia, and........uhh.....everyone else -u-
Jonathon: do u know who i am? >.>
AJ: uhh.........some guy who doesn't have any real.....ya know :/
Jonathon: no, im u
AJ: what? O.O
girls: *gasp* O.O
girl three: how culd u compare ur ugly self to him! how offensive! >:c
Jonathon: i know, shocking right? -u-
Girl two: ew....u r NOT him! >:c
Girl one: yeah u WISH u were him! >:c
Sonisha: GET OUT OF HERE!! >:c
other girls: yeah! >:c
Jonathon: shoo me away all u want, im not lying
Girls: *start whispering angrily amonst themselves*
AJ: wait a minute..........*stares a Jonathon intently* >:T
Jonathon: ........
AJ: hmm....u DO have my glas.ses.....and my scrawney body.......and my clothes...... >:T

Girl one: u dont actually believe that FREAK do u?! >:c
Girl two: yeah! he's a loser who needs to go di.e in a hole! >:c
other girls: yeah! >:o
Jonathon: hey! u know what? maybe YOU shuld go- >:U
Sophia: *holds him back*
AJ: and u have my temper........... hmm..... >:T

Soren: Yep. All of 'em real. :3 *goes up to alternate Jonathon* That's the real you and you're the copy. ^w^
Spade: You shouldn't toy with girls' hearts. This wrong. >.>

AJ: so im a copy of........ :/
Jonathon: yes, u r, i know it's hard to believe but yes >.>
AJ: ...........
girl one: NO! HE CANT BE!! DX
girl two: yeah! he's too beautiful to be him! >:c
Sonisha: *goes up to Spade* but this black guy, he's cute too, i can see him being him though ^w^
Jonathon: HE'S MARRIED!!! >:c
AS: oh? O.O' awww...... :c DARN IT! >:c
AJ: umm......so to cheer u up, do u wanna......get some........cake.......or something......? :/
Sonisha: yes! :D
AJ: alright, i'll get u cake after this -u-
other girls: we want cake too! DX
AJ: dont worry ladies, there's plenty of cake to go around -u-

Spade: This........... black guy? >.>
Ace: Pfft! >u<
Soren: Copy, copy, copy! Alllllll copies! >u<

AJ: umm..... i think u offended the man :T
Sonisha: it wasn't that offensive........
AJ: i cant believe im a copy........ :/
girls: awww.....*hugs alternate Jonathon* "cheer up buddy" "yeah ur still cool" "and ur amazing sciences" "ur science amazes me":c
AJ: yeah, im a science genius, it's what i do -u-
girls: *giggle* >w<
Calzer: im surprised Sonisha didnt tackle me, she usually does :T

Spade: I swear, this Jonathon is annoying the h*** out of me. >.> *throws a card knife at alternate Jonathon, barely hitting him, grazing his cheek*

AJ: whoa! O.O
girl one: HEY! u almost messed up his beautiful face!
girl two: yeah! watch where u throw that thing! >:c
Sonisha: yeah! >:c
AJ: hey, hey......relax, alright im not sure why he threw that at me, or, why it hurt a little when it brushed past me, but- -u-
Jonathon: it's a simple reason, because ur showing off for the girls
AJ: im not showing off :T
Jonathon: this, what ur doing is considered showing off
AJ: what? these girls are attached to me, i dont wanna lose them, so im making them happy by letting them cuddle all over me -u-
Sonisha: dont come any closer glas.ses guy who claims to be our Jon Jon! >:c he might catch ur unattractiveness *hugs alternate Jonathon* :c
AJ: see? they like me, gotta keep it that way, it's every guy's dream to be cuddled by a bunch of girls -u-
Jonathon: >.>

Spade: *getting annoyed* I don't care if face gets messed up. >.> *throws another one at his arm*

AJ: AHHH!!! DX
Sonisha: NOOO!!! STOP THROWING THOSE THINGS!!! GOODNESS GRACIOUS! HE'S HURT!!!! *cuddles him* DX
other girls: *cuddles him* >n<
AJ: dont worry, im fine................-///.///-
Girl one: stop hurting him! >:c
Girl two: yeah! stop! >:c
Jonathon: ok, for ur own safety and lives, i suggest u dont anger him any further, that means stop yelling at him and-
Sonisha: *slaps him* shut up! we're defending our man! >:c
Jonathon: *sigh* im always getting slapped T^T fine! dont say i didnt warn u >.>

Spade: *ticked off* *sets everyone on fire* >.>

AJ and the girls: *runs around screa.ming* AHHHHH!!!! DX
Blewy: *puts out the fire*
AJ and the girls: phew -o-
Jonathon: told u >.>

Spade: >:c *sets Blewy on fire, then sets them back on fire again*
Ace: AHAHAHAHA!!!! XD

Blewy AJ and the girls: AHHHH!!!!! DX
Blewy: *puts the fire out on himself* -o- *puts out the fire again* u cant kil.l them!
girl one: EEEP! let's get out of here DX
girl two: yeah! *runs dragging alternate Jonathon with her* >m<
other girls: *follow* >m<
AJ: wait! i dont want to be dragged away! DX
everyone: .........

Spade: *grumbles* I should k.ill them. >.>

Cally: ummm.....so where to next? ^-^'

Soren: Well I don't know. :T
Ace: How about a dimension where you guys still rule? :3
Soren: Yeah! I like it! ^w^ *teleports everyone to the other dimension*

Everyone: *lands in a war torn town* *everything is burned to the ground*
Ace: Wow........................ o.o

everyone: ...........
Calzer and Cally: AHHHH!!!! *covers their eyes* DX

Alternate Soren: *can be seen in his battleform, walking and humming while walking through the rubble* -o-
Soren: We should hide. If this me sees us, at least you, then he'll capture us and throw us in jail. :3
Spade: WHAT THE H*** ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT?! >:c

Calzer: oh no, where shuld we hide? :O

Spade: Over there! *goes inside a partially destroyed house*
Everyone else: *follows*
Ace: How depressing. :/

Calzer and Cally: so scary...... >m<'
Jonathon: *hugs them* -u-
Calzer and Cally: *hugs back* >n<

A.S: *footsteps can be heard*
Ace: *whispers* What happens if we got caught? :/
Soren: Wanna find out? :3 HEY ME! WE'RE RIGHT HERE!! COME GET USSSSS!!!! >0<
Spade: Shh!! >:c
Soren: COME AND GET USSSSSSSS!! XD

Calzer and Cally: NO!! DX
Calzer: we dont wanna find out! >m<
Cally: it's better when it remains a mystery! >m<

Soren: Don't worry, I'll get us out of it. :3
A.S: *kicks the roof off and looks in* Heh. More s.laves for us. How joyful. >:3
Spade: You d*** b******................ >.>
A.S: *grabs them all and teleports to a grand throne room of light where Dusk and Lux sit on their thrones* *bows* I brought presents, masters. I hope you're proud and reward me great. ^w^
Ace: *freaking out* AAAAAAAHHHHH!! HEEEEELP!! OH MY GOSH, WE'RE GONNA D.IE!! WAAAAAAAAAH!! MOMMY!! DX
Spade: *sighs* And this is our hero.............. >.>

Tydey: this cant be good OmO
Calzer and Cally: *crying panickingly* AHHHHHHH!!!!! HELP!! WEDONTWANNADI.EHELPUS!! HELP US!!! AHHHHH!!!!! DX
Jonathon: c-c-calm down u two, p-panicking will only make it w-worse O.O
Sophia: *holding on to Jonathon* >n<
Calzer and Cally: *holds on to each other* *trembling* 3'X

Lux: *chuckles* Thank you, Soren. We humbly accept your gifts. -w-
Dusk: Drop them and we'll give them our orders. -w-
A.S: Yes. ^w^ *puts everyone down and leaves*
Soren: So, where to next? :3

Calzer and Cally: *still panicking and screa.ming* D'X
Sophia: *still holding onto Jonathon* >n<
Jonathon: umm......h-how about a dimension w-where Calzer i-isn't all r-rainbows and s-sunshine? >m<

Soren: 'Kay then. :3 *teleports to that dimension*

*they land outside of Calzer's house*
Calzer and Cally: *still trembling* >m<'
Jonathon: guys, it's ok now *hugs them* dont worry, ur fine now -u-
Calzer and Cally: >m<
Blewy: *puts water around their heads to calm them* :T
Calzer and Cally: thx....... -o-

*sad singing can be heard*

Jonathon: that must be him :T

Spade: Great.............. Sadness. >.>

Alternate Calzer: *has a not-so-happy look on his face* *wearing a regular short sleeved light blue shirt with no unique design* *comes toward everyone singing a sad song* -o-
Calzer: HI CALZER! *hugs him* >w<
Jonathon: gee, u sure healed fast >.>
AC: o.o? huh? who are u......?
Calzer: im u, but happier! :D
AC: why r u so happy? >.>
Calzer: because there's lots of good things in the world! ^w^
Cally: yeah! ^w^
AC: and there's lots of bad things in the world as well, crimes, poverty, dea.ths, wars it's not all sunshine ya know........now, might i ask why u ppl are on my doorstep? :/
Calzer: we're here to visit u :D
AC: visit? but i dont even know half of u........i think ur trying to trick me into letting u in my house :T
Calzer: no.....we're from another dimension, see? im u :D
AC: .............

Ace: Why can't you guys be normal, instead of overly happy or sad? >.>

AC: im not that sad..... so, who are u ppl? :/
Calzer: *hugs Alternate Calzer* IM U!! and these are my friends! >w<
AC: hey......ur warm.......
Calzer: why r u so sad? DX
AC: because i dont have ANY rights! u know how hard it is to be gay?! DX
Calzer and Cally: yeah.......... :c
AC: i've realized that im hated everywhere all around the world because of the way i am! but it's ok i guess, i still have my friends who are loyal to me *hugs Calzer and Cally* -u-
Cally: YAAAAY!! ^O^
Calzer: HE STILL LIKES HUGS!!! >w<
AC: what? why wuldn't i like hugs? :/
Calzer: idk, cuz ur all.....drab.......and stuff......
AC: that doesn't mean i cant like hugging :T

Ace: Well, whatever. Just shut up. >.>

AC: can i go inside my house now? ur umm......kinda in the way of the door :/
Calzer: NO! STAY A WHILE!! *hugs him* >w<
AC: plz, let me go inside
Calzer: NO! *still hugging him* >w<
AC: .............
Jonathon: will u let him go inside?
Calzer: but i wanna keep hugging him! :c
Jonathon: he doesn't want u to hug him, he wants to go inside his house and do whatever Calzers do, he doesnt want to push u or be aggressive or anything because he doesn't want to be mean to u >.>
AC: yeah.......Jonathon's right.......culd u plz let me get inside? :T
Calzer: srry...... ._.

Spade: Now you see how annoying you are. >.>

Calzer: im not annoying :T
AC: bye.......*goes inside his house* *sings the song he was singing earlier* -o-

Spade: Are too. >.>
Soren: Everyone ready to go now? :3

Calzer: really? :T Jonathon am i-
Jonathon: yes >.>
Calzer: ok......so how do i stop being annoying? :T
Jonathon: *sigh* >.>
Calzer: well let's go to the next place now! >w< what'll it be? :D
Cally: YEAH! what'll it be? >w<

Soren: You'll see. It's subtle, but different. :3 *teleports eferyone back to their dimension*
Alternate Spade: *painting his mansion* -w-
Spade: What's so different? >.>
Soren: Somebody ask about Heart. :3

Calzer: ok, where's Heart? :3
Cally: yeah, where's Heart? :3

Soren: To Spade. :3
Ace: *goes up to Spade* Hey, where's Heart? :/
A.S: Hmm? Heart? Who's Heart? o.o?
Ace: Your wife................ :/
A.S: WIFE?! AHAHAHAHA!!!! Hilarious! XD
Ace: No............ Where is she? :/
A.S: I don't know what you've heard, but I'm DEFINITELY not married. Like I'd ever get married, I have so many other girls to be around. -w- *continues painting*
Spade: Wow............. So I was never depressed here, which never led to me meeting Hheart or giving up my old lifestyle.................... :c
Ace: Have you heard of Ace? :T
A.S: You mean that crazy outlaw kid? Who hasn't heard of him? He's insane and I hope I'm never unfortunate enough to meet him. >.>
Ace: Y-yeah.......... Don't we all. ^-^'

Calzer: hi Spade! :D
Cally: need some help painting? :3

A.S: No. Who are you? Go away. >.> *shoots little sparks at them*
Soren: Anyone wanna meet the Ace before Spade tamed him while we're here? :3

Calzer: srry :3
Cally: we'll be going then ^w^
Jonathon: ehh....i do not, if he's evil with Spade's taming i cant how imagine how evil he'd be without it >.>
Calzer: cmon, Jonathon, he can't be that bad! let's go! ^w^
Cally: yeah! >w<

Spade: He's not evil, he's just misunderstood. :c *hugs Ace* Besides, he's WAY better than he used to be. -w- *cuddles him*
Ace: >.>'
Soren: To the desert! ^w^ By the way, it's 110 degrees there right now. :3 *teleports everyone to the desert*

Calzer: COOL! :D i like hot days! *puts on sunglasses* B)
Cally: me too! ^w^
Blewy: can i get a cooling spell? :/
Sophia: and me too? i dont like being hot :/

Spade: *puts cooling spells on Blewy and Sophia*
Ace: Let's see............ I'm probably in the sand dunes some-

*a knife flies past his face*

Ace: Yep, that's me. :3
Spade: Probably going for me because I look rich. >.>
Ace: Exactly. >u0

Jonathon: *hair falls over his eyes* *sigh* hopefully i wont be targeted >.>
Calzer: *hair frizzes up* let's go meet u then :D
Cally: yeah! :D

Alternate Ace: *comes out* *has a mirror bazooka pointed at everyone* GIMME ALL YOUR GOLD, NOW!! >:c And any other valuables you may have as well. :3
Ace: *sighs* Ahhh, criminal me. Good times. ;u;

Jonathon: *puts his hands up* seriously, i have nothing valueable, u-u can check me O.O
Calzer: idk if ur interested in snic.kers or granola bars, but u can have those if u want :3

A.A: What's that? >.>
Spade: Candy. >.>
A.A: I WANT VALUABLES, D*****!! >:c RICH GUY! MONEY! NOW!! >O<
Spade: *grumbles* *pours out bunches of gold and jewels* Here. >.>
A.A: Whoa............ Jackpot.............. OqO This is enough for us to eat for a whole year!! >u<

Calzer: YAAAY!! U CAN EAT FOR A WHOLE YEAR NOW!!! ^O^
Cally: YAAAY!! ^O^
Calzer: ur welcome and have fun with all of that money :3
Jonathon: >.>'

Spade: That was MY money, you buffoons!! >:c *punches them lightly*
A.A: *quickly gathers the money and runs away*
Spade: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! >:c

Calzer: well it's always nice to share, plus u have lots more anyway right? and that wasn't even that much right? :D
Jonathon: Calzer....... *sigh* forget it...... >.>

Spade: Just shut the h*** up or there'll be a m.urder. >.>
Soren: Ready to go home now? :3

Calzer and Cally: srry ^-^'
Cally: and yes, we're ready to go home :D

Soren: Okay, before I drop you off at your own dimension, Spadey has something for you. :3
Spade: Oh yeah, ready for your unicorns now?

Cally: oh no! i forgot about my little twinkles! :O

Spade: What? You don't have your egg? Did you leave it at the beach house?
Ace: Come to think of it, Tydey left her dragon there too. :T

Cally: no, i left her at ur house, i remember now :3
Calzer: oh yeah..... i left Sparkles at ur house too...... i thought he'd be safer there as we travelled the world
Tydey: wow......im so irresponsible....... -nO

Soren: Well, let's go get them then. :3 *teleports everyone back to Spade's house and makes Flare appear*
Flare: *makes sad dragon noises and lands on Tydey* -n-

Tydey: oh, Flare, im so srry! DX *hugs Flare* -n-
Cally: awww.......that's such a cute dragon :3
Calzer: *goes over to his suitcase and gets he and Cally's unicorn eggs* *gives Cally her White one* here u go :3
Cally: thx! ^w^
Calzer: alright, let's go! :D

Flare: *makes happy noises and licks Tydey* ^p^
Spade: Ready for them to hatch?

Tydey: aww.....*giggles* i luv u too >w<
Calzer: yeah! :D
Cally: we're ready for them to hatch :D
Calzer: Twinkles and Sparkles will be unofficial twins like us :3
Cally: yeah! :D

im going to the store :3

Okay. :3

Spade: *pours vials of liquid on the eggs* There. They'll hatch now. -w-

Calzer and Cally: YAY! ^O^
Calzer: wait.....how do we know if they're a boy or a girl? i dont wanna call little Sparkles he when it's actually a "she" :/
Cally: or vice versa :/

Spade: I'll tell you their gender when they hatch. -w-
Ace: Girls usually have a star on their hoof. :3
Grey: While boys usually have a moon on theirs. ^w^

Calzer and Cally: ok :3
Jonathon: just dont be irresponsible like Tydey
Tydey: shut up u! >:c *pets Flare* ur so cute..... -w-

Flare: *making happy noises* ^w^
Spade: Or I'll take your unicorns away. I'm thinking of taking Tydey's dragon away. >.>
Flare: *breathes a small breath of fire at Spade* >o< ***

Tydey: aww.....there there......dont worry, u'll still have me Flarey*cuddles Flare* -u-
Calzer: we promise to be responsible :D
Cally: and if we need help, Jonathon will help us :3
Jonathon: it always comes down to me >.>
Calzer: well ur responsible for us, so it's kinda ur job to make sure we're being responsible for Twinkles and Sparkles :T
Cally: but hopefully it wont have to come down to that ^w^
Calzer: yeah! ^w^

*eggs start to shake*

Ace: They're gonna hatch! :3

Calzer and Cally: ooh.....! 8o *holds the eggs close to each other* :3

*eggs start to shake more*

Spade: Yup........... Any minute now............ -w-

Calzer: im so excited! >w<
Cally: me too! >w<

*eggs start to get cracks in them*

Ace and Grey: oOuOo

Calzer: we shuld get a birth certificate for them OwO
Cally: yeah! ^w^

Everyone: A what? :/

Calzer: a birth certificate :/ u know, those things that slips of paper that ppl get when they're born that gets registered into a computer to show the world that u were born, and to have an official legal name as a citizen..... :/
Jonathon: u guys dont have birth certificates here? :/

Spade: No.................
Ace: That sounds too complicated. :/

Calzer: it's not complicated at all, u put ur fingerprint on a piece of paper as a baby, then ur parents basically just write ur name, date of birth, gender and other information on the piece of paper and gives it to a doctor, then the doctor registers it and gives u a printed copy for u to keep, i think this is for ppl to remember their names and background info, and also so u can prove that u r who u r, when u show ur birth certificate, u can prove that u r u when the person whom u are proving it to scans the fingerprint :3
Cally: yeah :D
Calzer: we have to do it as citizens, but it's really no work at all, it's WAY simpler than it sounds ^w^
Cally: WAY! ^w^

Spade: We have no need for that in our society. >.>

Calzer: no need? :T
Jonathon: maybe they can just know someone with the use of magic? :T
Calzer: anyways let's finish watching Twinkles and Sparkles hatch ^w^

Spade: No.............. >.>
Ace: Our society is just more trusting. :3

*eggs crack even more*

Calzer: ok :3
Calzer and Cally: *sings softly to the eggs* -o-

*eggs hatch and out comes a mini sparkly blue unicorn and a mini sparkly white unicorn*

Soren: Want me to give them wings? :3

Calzer and Cally: awww.....hello little Twinkle and little Sparkle 83
Calzer: and yes, we'd like to give them wings :3
Cally: they're so sparkly! >w<
Jonathon: so? is it a boy and a girl like u hoped? -u-
Calzer: i think so, but i'll luv them either way ^w^ *cuddles Sparkles*
Cally: me too! *cuddles Twinkles* ^w^

Spade: Sparkles is a boy and Twinkles is a............ girl

Calzer: cool! ^w^ *holds Sparkles next to Twinkles*
Calzer and Cally: *cuddles both unicorns* aww..... >w<
Calzer and Cally: we're gonna take really good care of u! ^w^
Calzer: i shuld probably introduce myself, im Calzer and this is Cally :3
Tydey: now we all have baby animals :3

Soren: Give 'em to me for a sec, and I'll give 'em wings. :3

Calzer and Cally: ok :D
Calzer: hear that Twinkles and Sparkles? ^w^
Cally: ur gonna get ur wings now :D
Calzer and Cally: *gives Twinkles and Sparkles to Soren* ^w^

Soren: *makes two balls of light appear and attach them to Twinkles's body, growing wings* *does the same to Sparkles* There. ^w^
Ace: Can I g-
Soren: NO!! >:c

Calzer and Cally: thx! ^O^ *takes Twinkles and Sparkles back and hugs them* ^u^
Calzer: they're so cute with wings ^-^
Cally: yeah ^-^

Spade: So, I guess everyone's happy with their magical creatures now? -w-

Calzer Cally and Tydey: yeah! >w<
Jonathon: wait a minute :T
Calzer and Cally: what? :o
Jonathon: umm.....not to ruin anything but....what will ur mom *looks at Cally* ........and ur.....dad say when u bring home a unicorn? :/
Calzer and Cally: *looks at each other* umm......
Calzer: im sure my mom'll let me, i hope she does :T
Cally: yeah.....same with my dad :T
Jonathon: well......what if they say no.......what are u gonna do? :/
Calzer and Cally: *looks at each other* ummm.......:T
Calzer: OOH! i know, if my mom says no, i can let Sparkles either live with u or i can let him live in the play palace, then i'll just go visit him and play with and feed him everyday :D
Cally: oh! good idea ^w^
Jonathon: alright....... we just need to clarify that......i dont want them to go homeless.......
Calzer and Cally: us either *hugs their unicorns* -u-

Spade: If you can't take care of them, then I'll take them to the Unicorn Forest. -w-
Ace: There sure is a lot of forests here. :/
Cyprus: Of course, this is my planet. >.>

Calzer: oh, that's works too :D
Cally: yeah :D
Calzer: ok, that problem's solved ^w^
Cally: see Twinkles? looks like u'll still live happily even if we cant keep u home with us *hugs Twinkles* i always luv u *kisses her* ^3^ *puts down Twinkles* :3
Calzer: *puts down Sparkles* :3

Twinkles and Sparkles: *fall asleep* -w-
Spade: Such girly names. >.>
Soren: Ready to go home now, Cally? :3

Calzer: well they're girly names from two girly ppl ^w^
Cally: *picks up Twinkles* yes im ready to go back, u guys wanna come with me? :D
Calzer: yeah! ^O^

Spade: I feel like we don't really have a choice anyway. >.>

Cally: yay! ^O^
Calzer: let's go then :D

Soren: *teleports everyone to Cally's dimension*

*they land inside Cally's house*

Cally:*goes inside* DAD, IM HOME! :D
Jennette and Cally's dad: *talking* -u-
Cally's dad: oh! welcome home sweetheart, how have u been? ^-^
Jennette: CALLY!!! *runs over and hugs her* I MISSED U SO MUCH!!! XD
Cally: o.o hey........i missed u too...... ^-^
Jennette: *looks at Twinkles* .................is that........ a unicorn......? 8o
Cally: yes, i got one as a prize at the beach party, her name is Twinkles :D and i have some gifts for u ^w^ *gives Jennette the flower crown and the other gifts* i have some things for Jane too, i'll give them to her as soon as im done here :3
Jennette: oh, thank u! i luv my gifts! ^w^
Cally: ur welcome :3

Spade: >.>
Twinkles: *looking around* o.o

Cally: aww.....poor Twinkles is a little scared of the new surroundings *cuddles Twinkles* it's ok, ur safe with me -w-
Calzer: *looks at Cally's dad* so can she keep Twinkles? :3
Cally's dad: idk......she has tl be responsible enough and keep her from destroying suff
Cally: i'll make sure im responsible and will always feed her, play with her, and let her be happy ^w^ besides, u said i culd keep a unicorn before, when i asked for one remember? :3
Cally's Dad: well.....i didnt even know unicorns existed, but.....apparently they do, strange..... and i guess u can keep her since i said this, but just dont let her destroy anything, babies can be pretty hard to handle :T
Cally: i wont, i'll be careful *cuddles Twinkles* ^w^
Calzer: YAAAY! >w<

Spade: Baby unicorns aren't very destructive. Well, if you don't take care of them, then they are. :/

Cally's dad: oh? really? alright then, im sure Cally will take good care of her so hopefully that wont be a problem thank u for the info sir -u-
Jane: *comes in* o.o oh? Cally's here......and.....so is everyone else......umm..... ._.
Sophia: why is everyone here when Cally wasnt even here? :/
Jennette: oh, yeah, i wanted to talk to her dad, and Jane's here for the same reason -u-
Cally: oh yeah, Jane i got u something too *gives Jane the gold bracelet and other gifts* ^w^
Jane: oh, thx......this is really nice c:
Cally: ur welcome! >w<
Jane: *looks at Twinkles* ........... :T
Cally: oh, Jane this is Twinkles, Twinkles, this is Jane :3
Jane: .............

Spade: Ah, you're welcome. -w-
Twinkles: *sniffs Jane*
Ace: *messing around the house* :T

Jane: does that mean she likes me? ._.
Cally: she's seeing if ur an ok person :3
Jennette: *goes over to Jonathon* so......how did everything go? ^-^ nothing bad, extreme or life threa.tening happened to Cally right? :3
Jonathon: .......n-no.......w-we just r-relaxed and did n-nothing all day......^//-//^'
Jennette: u said that nervously, ur lying what did u do to her? what kind of stuff did she go through? *holds up her claws* >:c
Jonathon: ahhh! nothing! DX
Jennette: is it really nothing? be honest with me >.>
Jonathon: fine......she's been through a lot of life threa.tening or scary situations, she almost got kil.led by giants, tiny police, the great spirits, Spade, other Alternatives and many other things ._.
Jennette: WHAT?! O.O
Jonathon: yeah......but she's fine though ^-^'
Jennette: she'd better be or u'll face my dangerously shar.p claws >.>
Jonathon: *gulp* OnO

Twinkles: *whinies happily* ^w^
Cyprus: As you can see, she's fine. Nobody got hurt and only suffered minor injuries. -w-
Spade: She's alright, there's no need to hurt yourself. o.o

Cally: see? she likes u ^-^
Jane: oh, how cute ^-^
Jennette: so what else did u do? ^w^
Jonathon: well.....we celebrated the beach festival with some special days, Cally won the impersonating contest, she impersonated Blewy pretty well, and we visited the future and met some new ppl and stuff, the Cal twins also got unicorns as u can see -u-
Jennette: sweet ^w^
Jonathon: so ur not mad at me anymore im as.suming
Jennette: no, unless u want me to be >.>
Jonathon: no, ur fine ^-^' why do u get so angry so easily? DX
Jennette: *shrugs* idk, same reason u do, im just an alternate version of u after all? dont u get angry a lot too? :T
Jonathon: yeah........... :/
Jennette: so u understand :3
Jonathon: i guess....... :T

Ace: *pokes Jennette* :T
Twinkles: *exploring* :3

Jennette: *looks at Ace* why r u poking me? r u bored?
Jonathon: hmm.....one minute ur angry, the next minute ur calm...... :T
Jennette: so? u got a problem with that? >n<
Jonathon: no ^-^'
Jennette: good :3
Cally: aww.... i hope u like my house Twinkles, cuz i want u to be happy ^w^

Twinkles: *touches Cally with one of her hooves* :3
Ace: Yes. :T

Cally: *hugs Twinkles* i luv u so much, Twinkles ^w^
Jennette: well......anything in partic.ular u wanna do? :/
Jane: *looking at Jennette's flower crown* ......... :T
Calzer: yes, they're very rare flowers only found in their dimension :D
Jane: i see......they're pretty...... :T
Jennette: they're too pretty.......-n-
Jonathon: what? how can something be too pretty? o.o?
Jennette: because, i've been thinking about it, im not worthy of the beauty of the flower crown, that's like putting a golden crown on a trash can's head :/
Jonathon: dont say that about urself! :O
Jennette: plus, ppl might try to rob me of this because it looks so valuable and shiny on a person who's not :T
Jonathon: u deserve that flower crown, dont feel bad about it!
Jennette: *shrugs* :T
Jane: srry, did i start this? ._.
Jennette: no u didnt start it Jane *hugs her* -u-
Jane: *hugs back*

Ace: You guys want me to bring more crystal flowers? :3

Jennette: u can if u want...... :/
Calzer: there's plenty there :3 do u want some Jane? :D
Jane: i guess.....im really a flower person....... :T
Calzer: so u just like looking at them, not anything else? :3
Jane: *nods* ._.
Calzer: YAAAY!!! *hugs her* >w<
Jane: ...........

*not really a flower person

Ace: Imma get some anyway. :3 *disappears, then reappears with a vase of crystal and diamond flowers*

Jennette: ooooooh......they're so pretty...... 8o *takes the vase* thx! ^w^ umm..... :/ Ace! ^w^ *gives a diamond flower to Jane* :3
Jane: ooh! thx! c:
Tydey: *takes a crystal flower* i luv this ^w^
Cally: oh yeah, we have ppl treats too :D
Jennette: *tilts her head in confusion* peo......ple.......treats......? :/
Cally: yeah! Jonathon has them because me and Calzy were so addicted, Blewy has the other box :D
Jennette: o......k....... :/
Blewy: u want it? :T
Jennette: i guess...... :/
Cally: yes! give it to her Blewy! >w<
Blewy: ok.....*gives the box of people treats to Jennette*
Jennette: uhh....... :/?
Jonathon: it's a long story, but dont let her eat any until tommorow, ok? and if she begs for it, make her wait longer -u-
Jennette: ummm........ok............ :/

Ace: We keep humans as pets were we live. That's why it says people treats. :3 And you're welcome. ^w^

Jennette: as.......pets......? :/
Jonathon: yes, pets
Jennette: hmm.......i'd probably be treated better as a pet though...... :/ oh well -u- so r those treats go- :/
Calzer and Cally: YES! give us some! OpO
Jennette: *whispers to Jonathon* i see what u mean, i definitely wont give her any until tommorow, maybe even later than that, r u sure this is good for them? o.o
Jonathon: idk, that's what the lady said :/

Spade: They're healthy and delicious snacks for humans. -w-
Ace: We keep dragons as pets too, as well as other magical creatures that you humans don't think exist. :3

Jennette: wow! so unicorns, fairies, dragons, angels, demons, mermaids, all of those live there? that's so cool! :D
Jonathon: yeah.......
Jennette: i KNEW those were real!
Sophia: u did? :/
Jennette: yeah, i figured they lived in a faraway land where ppl wont ruin their homes with pollution and selfishness, somewhere, no one knows about, and i was right......sort of
Sophia: sort of?
Jennette: yeah, i thought they lived on mars or something, where they'll be safe from us, because rumor has it that there's life there, my theory was that the magical creatures lived on mars but just avoided the rovers that we have there so we dont discover them and invade their privacy and home :3
Jonathon: wow.......interesting theory...... :T

Ace: We have a friend that's an angel. :3
Spade: Our planet has all sorts of environments, so it's a perfect place for all sorts of creatures. -w-

Jennette: wow, that must be nice -u- *looks at Ace* u have a friend that's an angel? what's his or her name?
Calzer: HALO!!! >w<
Jennette: alright, she sounds nice -u-

Ace: She's way too nice. :3
Spade: And my childhood friend. >.>

Jennette: alright, Cally's too nice as well -u- im trying to change that, so many ppl are taking advantage of her niceness :T do ppl take advantage of Halo's niceness too?

Spade: No. She's just extremely nice. -w-

Jennette: alright -u-
Calzer: i like Halo :D

Ace: Wanna meet her? :3

Jennette: sure, why not?
Jane: i dont, i'll here

Ace: 'Kay, I'll be back. :3 *disappears, then reappears with Halo*
Halo: Oh my! o.o What happened, I was just having tea with Heart! >n<

Jennette: wow....... 8o
Calzer: hi Halo! *hugs Halo* >w<
Cally: hi *hugs Halo* ^w^

Halo: H-h-hi............. @-@

Calzer: srry we interrupted ur tea time :c
Jennette: wow....ur real angel with wings and everything 8o
Jonathon: ur really excited :/
Jennette: of course i am :3
Jane: i cant believe my eyes........

Halo: Yeah, w-why wouldn't I be? :/ *flutters her wings a bit*

Jennette: i've never seen a real angel before.......8D *ahem* so Halo's ur name right? im Jennette, nice to meet u *holds out her hand* -u- oh, and u seem nervous :o

Halo: *shakes her hand* I'm just nervous around people. Sorry................ .-.

Jennette: it's alright, u dont have to be nervous, we wont hurt u or anything -u-
Calzer: want an angel feather? she can give u one, just ask, and then u can pluck a feather :D
Jennette: i dont think she wants ppl plucking her feathers off of her :T
Cally: *cuddling Twinkles* ^w^

Halo: You can have one if you want.................. ._.

Jennette: well i dont really want a feather, but can i touch ur wing? i wanna see how angel wings feel :3
Cally: i already have a feather *takes out an angel feather that she got earlier* see? :3
Jennette: so u've met her already?
Cally: yep! :D
Jennette: cool -u-

Halo: Yes, just please be gentle. -w-

Jennette: ok *gently touches Halo's wing* whoa......so soft........8o

Halo: Thank you. ^w^
Cyprus: She's my angel. -w-
Spade: No one cares. >.>
Cyprus: >:c

Jennette: ur welcome -u-
Jonathon: *plays with Jennette's hair*
Jennette: what are u doing? :T
Jonathon: nothing, i just like ur hair ^//-//^
Jennette: what do u like about it? my hair sucks, i want it to be longer, curlier and browner, it's too straight and short :/
Jonathon: ur hair doesn't suck, what is with girls in not liking their own hair? almost every girl i've met wants to have hair like someone else or just a different hair build up in general, i will never understand that :T btw answering ur question, i like the style and the ban.gs -u-
Jennette: thx.....-//u//-

Spade: This is stupid. >.>
Twinkles: *attempting to fly* >n<
Grey: *standing up on one finger* -_-

Cally: aww.....poor Twinkles cant fly yet :o dont worry, Twin twin, u'll get it :D *kisses Twinkles* -u-
Calzer: does she want a cookie? :D
Cally: maybe, dad, can Twinkles have a cookie? :D
Cally's dad: is that the proper food for her?
Cally: yeah, just absolutely no chocolate :3
Cally's Dad: ok, i'll go bake some cookies then -u- *goes to the kitchen*

Twinkles: *whinies* ^w^
Ace: Can I make explosions? :3
Spade: NO! >:c
Ace: Awwwww..................... :c

Cally and Calzer: *hugs Twinkles* ^w^

Twinkles: *nibbles on Cally's shirt* :T

Cally: ooh! u must be hungry :3

Twinkles: *looks at Cally and continues nibbling her shirt* :T
Halo: *gives her a sugar cube* ^w^

Cally: ooh! a sugar cube, thx Halo :D here's a sugar cube Twinkles ^w^

Twinkles: *eats it* :T *whinies* ^o^

Calzer: YAY! ^o^
Cally's dad: *comes back* the cookies are ready, they are oatmeal raisin ^-^

Twinkles: *runs happily around Cally's dad* ^w^

Cally's dad: well someone's excited for cookies ^-^ *goes in the kitchen and comes back withma cookie and gives it to Twinkles* enjoy -u-

Twinkles: *happily eats the cookie* ^w^ *flutters her wings*
Grey: Awww........... >u< I want one now. Magni would probably say no, though. :c

Calzer: *hugs Grey* dont worry, u can visit our unicorns ^w^

Grey: That's okay. :T
Ace: So what now? :3

Calzer: we're gonna say by to Cally and go back to ur world :D
Cally: bye everyone! ^w^
Jennette: bye ^w^
Jane: *waves*
everyone: bye *waves* ^-^
Cally's dad: goodbye ^-^

Everyone: Bye. -w-
Soren: *teleports everyone to their world*

Calzer: *picks up Sparkles* *cuddles him* aww.....^w^

Ace: So now what? :3

Calzer: idk :/

Ace: But this is your world. Think of something. >.>

Calzer: hmm......let's go to the mall
Jonathon: the mall Calzer? really? >.>
Calzer: hey! i know! we can climb that really tall tree over there, then jump down and try to catch the lowest brsndh before hitting the ground :D
Jonathon: that sounds dangerous >.>
Calzer: i'll get a cushion :D

Ace: Mall.........? :/
Grey: Tree jumping sounds fun. :3

Calzer: what? i like the mall...... :/ anyway, let's go! *runs to the tree and starts climbing*
Jonathon: CALZER!! >:c
Calzer: oh right, can we get a cushion? :3
Tydey: *makes a giant flufft cushion appear around the tree*
Calzer: now let's climb! *bounces on the cushion and flies to the 3rd branch* *starts climbing* :D
Sophia: *starts climbing with him* :3 *falls down* wait...... i cant climb *tries to climb the tree* :/
Jonathon: *rolls his eyes and sits on the cushion* >.>

Ace: No, what's a mall................... :/ Oh well. :3 *runs up the tree*
Grey: *follows* >:3
Spade and Cyprus: *drink tea under the tree* -w-
Soren: *flies around* Wheeeee! >u<

Calzer: OH! that's what u were asking, well a mall is just what we call a place where there are a lot of different stores, for example, at a mall, there's a clothes store, arcades, a theater, a food store, a toy store etc. all within a couple of feet from each other, it's great place to go shopping :D *swings on branches and flings himself higher* ^w^
Sophia: *still trying to climb* UGH! i give up! >:c *sits next to Jonathon* hi.......

Ace: Oh! :o We don't call them malls in our world. :3 *runs up faster*
Grey: This is fun! >u<

Calzer: cool! *leaps from branch to branch faster* :D
Sophia: im gonna be a judge :3

Ace and Grey: >:3 *run faster and reach the top* Come on, Cal!! ^0^

Calzer: I CANT CLIMB THAT FAST!! >O< *continues jumping up*
Blewy: *looking up* hmm..... :/
Jonathon: *reading* -u-
Sophia: *poking him*
Jonathon: *ignoring her*

Ace: We'll cheer then. :3
Ace and Grey: YEAH! YOU CAN DO IT!! >u<
Flare: *playing with Sparkles* :3
Sparkles: ^w^
Spade and Cyprus: *talking and laughing*

Tydey: how cute, Sparkles and Flare are playing together :D
Calzer: *almost at the top* *waves* HI GUYS! I CAN SEE U! *continues climbing* >w<

Ace and Grey: YAY! YOU'RE ALMOST HERE!! >u<
Flare: *trying to teach Sparkles how to fly* :3
Sparkles: *trying* >n<

Calzer: *reaches the top* I MADE IT! ^O^ ok, now we have to jump down and try to hit the lowest branch, grab on and swing off, do a flip and then land, the person closest to the ground wins :D alright, let's go! *jumps down* WEEEEEE!!!!! >w<
Sophia: oh! here they come, time to judge :D
Calzer: *grabs onto a branch close to the ground* *cuts his hand on the branch* OWWW! ssss....>n< *puts his hand back on the and swings back and forth* :3
Sophia: hmm....ur on the 6th branch from the ground, good job :D
Calzer: cool *jumps off, does a flip and lands* ^w^
Jonathon: dude, r u ok? o.o
Calzer: yeah im fine :3
Blewy: *heals Calzer's hand*
Calzer: thx! ^w^ OK GUYS JUMP DOWN!! ^O^

Ace and Grey: *jump down* >u<
Grey: *catches a branch and swings* *catches a branch near the bottom* :3
Ace: *does the same, but lands lower than Grey* ^w^

Sophia: hmmmm........ Grey landed on the 5th branch down and Ace landed on the 2nd one, good job everyone! Ace wins! :D
Calzer: YAAAAY!!! ^O^

Ace and Grey: *let go* YAAAAY!!!! >u<
Ace: That was fun. :3

Calzer: that was really fun! >w< *jumps on Jonathon* what do u wanna do? :D
Jonathon: read here quietly without ur annoying disturbances >.>
Calzer: do u guys wanna do some awesome tricks with bikes skates etc? :D
Jonathon: *sees Katie skating with Molly* ugh.....the bratty girl, maybe she wont notice us *hides his face behind the book* >.>

Ace: Bikes? You mean those cave man vehicles? :o
Grey: We'll skate though. :3

Calzer: cavemen didnt have vehicles :/ and ok, let's skate ^w^ i just need to go home and get my skates, and James's skate board :3 let's go! *starts running toward his house* ^O^
everyone: *follows*
Molly and Katie: *skate over to them*
Jonathon: *sigh* >.>
Calzer: hi guys! :D
Katie: *takes Jonathon's book* hey! guess what? :D
Jonathon: what? and gimme my book back >.>
Katie: u know Amanda, the girl u've been crushing on, well she's officially dating Phillip now! :D and no >.>
Jonathon: WHAT?!?! >:c
Katie: yeah! that's i wanted to say, i wanted to rub it in ur face that ur a loser! btw im keeping this book ^p^ bye! *punches him and skates away*
Molly: *follows* *snat.ches the book from Katie, comes back and gives Jonathon his book back*
Jonathon: *mut.ters* just f***ing swell.....>.> *takes the book* thank u Molly -u-
Molly: ur welcome Mr. Kerpet *skates after Katie* ^w^

Ace: What a jerk, I should k.ill her. >.>
Spade: No! No k.illies! >:c
Ace: >p<

Jonathon: we shuld kil.l her >.>
Calzer: yeah >.>
Sophia: why r u saying yeah, Calzer? ur a pacifist :T
Calzer: true.....but i hate her..... -n- well, let's go! *starts running to his house again* :D
everyone: *follows*

Ace: Well I'm the professional here, so let me do it. -w- *makes mirror skates appear on Grey and himself* *skates*
Grey: *skates* :3

Calzer: *stops at his house* alright, i have to show my mom Sparkles *grabs Sparkles* i'll be back :D *goes inside*
Sophia: *holding Flare* :T

Sparkles: :3
Flare: *falls asleep in Tydey's arms* -w-
Ace: *skating around* ^w^

Tydey: awww.......he's so cute *takes Flare from Sophia* i think i shuld take him home for his nap ^w^ *disappears*

Soren: *tied up* :X
Cyprus: *throwing darts at him* >p0
Ace: *singing* -o-

Calzer: *comes out in elbow pads, knee pads, shoulder pads, a pink sparkley helmet with his logo on it and pink skates* *the skates have a bunch of blue swirls and hearts on them and has gold laces* my mom said i can keep Sparkles :D alright, let's skate! >w<

Cyprus: Skate? Wouldn't you rather play, "Throw darts at the fool"? >:3
Soren: *trying to struggle free* >n<

Calzer: umm.......isn't that kinda mean......? ._. uhhh.......anyway, let's go to the skate park where we can do awesome tricks :D *starts twirl skating really fast*
everyone else: *follows*
Jonathon: wait! i cant run that fast! DX
Calzer: *grabs Jonathon's hand and dashes off* :D
Jonathon: *getting dragged* WHOAAAA!!!! O.O
Blewy: *carrying Sophia* -u-

Cyprus: Mean? No, he's immortal. >.>
Soren: *breaks free*
Everyone: *follows*

Calzer: *stops at James's house*
Jonathon: *dizzy* ugh.....@.@
Calzer: *knocks on the door* JAMES!!!! >O<
James: *comes to the door* oh, i knew it was u, ur the only one who knocks like that, hold on, i'll get my skateboard -u- *goes back inside*
Calzer: he knows me so well ^w^

Spade: You all act like a bunch of children. >.>

Calzer: YAY! ^O^
James: *comes out with his skateboard and Melanie*
Calzer: YAAAAY!!!! JAMES IS SKATING WITH US!!! *hugs James* >w<
James: will u ever be mature? ._.
Calzer: yeah! in 5-1O years! :D
James: ..........
Calzer: i always go skating with James *squeezes James* ^w^
James: *gasping for air* Cal........zer.......choking.......>.<

Spade: Yes, please mature. >.>
Soren and Cyprus: *bickering* >:c

Calzer: i will mature eventually, u saw the future :D anyway, let's go! >w< *picks up Sparkles* Blewy :3
Blewy: *teleports everyone to the skate park*
Calzer: ALRIGHT!!! now who wants to go on that big ramp and jump over the whole park while doing as many tricks as possible and then land inside that pool and skate in infinite circles? ^w^ blind-folded :3
Jonathon: Calzer, u are not doing that blind-folded! ur not doing that at all! that's too dangerous >:c
Melanie: well ur quite the over-protective one -p-
Jonathon: shut up >.>
Melanie: teehee *grabs James's skateboard* im SO doing that >w< *pokes Jonathon* u worry too much, we'll be fine -u-
Jonathon: meh >.>

Sparkles: *looks around* :3
Ace: I think I'll just skate. ^w^ *skates around*
Spade: Meh. >.>

Calzer: *gives Sparkles to Sophia* let's go Melanie :D
Calzer and Melanie: *skate toward the ramp and starts climbing up it*
Sophia: *cuddles Sparkles* ^w^
Jonathon: *reads* -u-
Blewy: they're gonna need a healer..... :T

Cyprus: I'll do it, since I can heal better than you. >.>
Sparkles: *licks Sophia* ^p^

Blewy: ok
Sophia: *giggles* aww..... *cuddles Sparkles* ^w^

Cyprus: Okay? That's it? I wanted some kind of challenge. :/
Sparkles: *whinies happily* ^w^

Blewy: yeah.......it doesn't matter to me, as long as they get healed :/
Sophia: yay! ^w^ *takes out a cookie* want a cookie? it's the oatmeal raisin, from Cally's dad :3
Calzer and Melanie: *make it to the top*
Calzer: let's do this! :D
Calzer and Melanie: *start skating down the ramp*
Calzer: WOOOOOOO!!!!! ^O^
Melanie: EXTREEEEEEME!!! >:D
Jonathon: OmO'
Sophia: relax Jonathon, he'll be fine, he's a professional :3
James: *drinking a bottle of water* -u-

Sparkles: *bites it* :T
Spade: You worry too much. >.>
Ace: *skates around Spade* So do you. -w-
Grey: *does the same* Yeah. :3
Spade: >.>

Calzer and Melanie: *jump off the ramp and fly through the air*
Calzer: WEEEE!!! *does spins, flips and poses* *waves at everyone* HI EVERYONE!! >w<
Melanie: *does skateboard tricks* YEAAAHHH!!! ^O^
Jonathon: >n<
Sophia: *hugs him* he'll be fine skaters know how to land without getting hurt -u-

Ace: I hope they get hurt. Heh heh. >:3

Jonathon: NOOO!!! DONT WISH THAT UPON THEM!! DX
Calzer: *dances with Melanie while flying through the air* *does more flips* ^O^
Sophia: *recording* :3
Jonathon: OmO
Calzer: *lands inside the pool* ow! my legs! >nO *skates around the pool and does a jump* WEEE!!! *does a flip* :D
Melanie: *lands and does a pop shuvit 36O* *skates around the pool*
Random Skater: *runs into Calzer* oof! >n<
Calzer: *falls* WHOA!! O.O *lands on top of her* ow! >nO
Melanie: *gets up and climbs out of the pool* that was awesome! ^w^
Calzer: *climbs out of the pool* YEAH! ^O^

Ace: SOMEBODY BREAK SOMETHING!! >:o

Jonathon: NOOOO!!!! DX
Melanie: *skates over to everyone*
Jonathon: IS CALZER OK?! DX
Melanie: he's fine, sheesh >.>
Calzer: *rubs his arm* my arm hurts....... :/ *skates over to ereryone* hi guys! im gonna go again and try to go higher and do more tricks, but this time i wanna go with James :D
James: ........
Jonathon: no.....dont go again......! >n<

Ace: You should totally go back on and d.ie next time. :3
Spade: *slaps him* >:c
Ace: Ow! >n<

Calzer: *grabs James's skateboard from Melanie* cmon James :D
James: idk....... :/
Calzer: cmon! *drags James away* >w<
James: i guess i have no choice ._.
Jonathon: i dont think u shuld go again
Calzer: but it's fun! :D
Jonathon: but u hurt ur legs and arm last time...... :c
Calzer: dont worry, i just didnt land correctly that time, i'll land correctly this time though :3
Jonathon: .......... :c
Calzer: *hugs him* i'll be fine ^w^
Jonathon: but ur injured! DX
Blewy: *heals Calzer* there
Calzer: now im not injured! :D
Jonathon: still........
Calzer: dont worry, now cmon James! *skates toward the big ramp while holding James's hand* :D
James: *getting dragged* *shrugs* :T

Ace: *chanting* Get hurt! Get hurt! Get hurt! >:3
Spade: *sighs angrily* >.>
Ace: BREAK YOUR NECK!! >0<

Jonathon: STOP WISHING PAIN UPON HIM!!!! D'X
Calzer and James: *climbing up the ramp*

Ace: No. :3
Soren: Some pain would be fun. :T
Cyprus: Sure would. -w-

Jonathon: >m<
Calzer and James: *at the top of the ramp*
Calzer: LET'S GO! ^O^ *skates down the hill* WEEEE!!! :p
James: *does the same* :l

Cyprus: That James person is awfuly quiet. Reminds me of Dusky. -w-
Soren: Yeah................ I wanna bother Dusk right now. We totally should. :3

Sophia: cuz they're both shy? :3
Calzer and James: *jump off the ramp*
Calzer: YAAAAY!!! *hugs James* ^O^
James: *pushes him off* *does hard-to-do skateboarding tricks while drinking water* -u-
Calzer: WEEEE!!! *twirls and does flips* ^w^ wow James, ur awesome! :D
James: thx........

Cyprus: Yeah, which is strange. He's the oldest, a supreme being of darkness, and controls all of us like puppets, yet he's shy. Doesn't make any sense. >.>

Sophia: maybe he's afraid of his power? :/
Calzer: *lands on the edge of the pool and skates along it* YAAAY!!!^O^
James: *lands on a rail and grinds the rail* *does a double kickflip underflip and switches rails*
Calzer: *makes his way into the pool and speeds around the inside* *twirls* ^w^
James: *kickflips onto a halfpipe and rides down it* *backflips onto another rail and grinds it*
Sophia: wow, James is a great skater o.o
Jonathon: he used to skate all the time......

Ace: COME ON!! SOMEBODY SCREAM!! >:o
Cyprus: Not at all. Just shy for some reason. >.>

Sophia: hmm......that is strange..... :T
James: *still skating around*
Calzer: *skates out of the pool* :3 *sees someone* oh, hi! u look familiar! :D
???: huh? o.o *crashes* >m<
Calzer: srry....... :o
???: what h*** man? >:c
Calzer: aren't u that guy i see going on rampages at night? :o
DS: yes, that wuld be me, and im not "that guy going on rampages at night" i have a name and it's DS u imbecile >.>
Calzer: oh..... :O nice to meet u :D
DS: get out of my face >.>
Jonathon: he's talking to that maniac guy :O
Whitey: hey, he's just an old friend -u-

Cyprus: What an interesting creature. *chuckles* A torn soul would be delicious.
Soren: Definitely! Nummy! ^w^
Spade: No souls! DX
Cyprus and Soren: Yes, soul. >:3

everyone: ...........
Calzer: well.......im Calzer :D
DS: i really dont care what ur name is, good bye *skates away* >.>
Calzer: bye! DS! ^O^
DS: shut up kid, or u'll di.e tonight! >.> *goes on the half-pipe*
Calzer: ........... :T
James: *comes back over to everyone* .........*sits back down*

Soren: NO!! COME BACK SO I CAN EAT YOUR SOUL!! DX
Spade: You don't yell those sort of things out loud!! >:c

Calzer: *skates over to everyone* HI GUYS! ^O^ i just met that guy over there, he wasn't that nice, but i think he just needs a friend to cheer him up :3
Jonathon: r u ok? is anything on u in pain? :o
Calzer: just my legs a little tiny bit, from impact, but im fine, they dont hurt as much as they did last time, but they still hurt a little :3
Jonathon: ur legs wont give away right?
Calzer: of course not ^w^
Blewy: *heals Calzer's legs* there u go, good as new -u-
Calzer: thx! ^w^

Ace: Come on! Break SOMETHING!! ANYTHING!! DX

Calzer: why do u want someone to break something so bad? :/
Jonathon: he's a child, he likes vio.lence
Sophia: *hands Sparkles to Calzer*
Calzer: well the skating competition is about to start, maybe someone will break something then..... :/

Ace: HECK YEAH!! >:3

Calzer: i might partic.ipate in it :D

Ace: Yush. Do that and get injured. :3
Cyprus: We'll be leaving now. -w-
Soren: We've got lots of important spirity stuff to do. We'll be back later. :3
Cyprus and Soren: *disappear*
Eternity: .-.

Calzer: i'll try not to get hurt :3
announcer: alright last call for anyone who wishes to join the skating contest, if u want to join plz line up at this desk and sign the paper with ur name! last call! the contest will begin in 5 minutes, if u haven't signed up by then, then that's too bad! if u have already signed up, then stand by the big half-pipe in an orderly fashion
Calzer: YAAAAY! im gonna go sign up who wants to come with me? :D
James: *goes over and stands by the half-pipe*

Spade: None of us know how to play your human games, so no. >.>

Calzer: i can teach u :D

Spade: No thanks. >.>
Eternity: Meh. :T
Ace: *skating around* Nope! ^w^
Grey: *skating with Ace* Nada. :3

Calzer: ok :D *skates over to the desk and signs up*
cashier: u know u need a skateboard right? >.>
Calzer: i have skates, it's a skating competition :D
Cashier: *sigh* here take this *hands him a skateboard* >.>
Calzer: *takes it* YAAAY!! ^O^ *skates to the halfpipe* :D
Sophia: well.....there he goes.....

im going to the store

Ace: *has a bag of popcorn that says, "V.iolence Corn" in his hand* :3

Okay

Calzer: *takes off his skates puts on his shoes* :3
Jonathon: *looks at Ace* vio.lence corn? :/
Announcer: ok, the skating contest will now begin! SO let's introduce our contestants! ladies and gentlemen plz give a nice warm welcome to KIARA BENSON!...... MICHEAL RODEM!.....JOHN GREEN!......D.S.......JAMES JACKSON!......MIRANDA KIRSTEN!.....and our newest member who foolishly decided to sign up at the last minute, CALZER PLATOWSKI! ^O^
Calzer: YAAAAAY!! ^w^ HI EVERYONE! :D
Announcer: first off we have the trick portion! The skates must do as many combo tricks as possible to earn more skater points, u lose skater points when u fall, the skater with the most skate points in two minutes win! BEST OF LUCK TO U ALL! ^O^ and.....GO! :D
Skaters: *skate around and do tricks*
James: *grinds rails and does abunch of tricks*
Calzer: *goes on the half-pipe and does tricks* :D
Jonathon: alright Ace, someone's bound to get hurt any minute now :T

Ace: V.iolence corn raises the chance of something v.iolent happening by 10 percent. :3 Also, YAAAAAAY!! >u< I hope someone breaks their leg and their bone sticks out in a wrangled, bloody m-
Spade: THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH!! >:c

Jonathon: that much breaking a little extreme.......
DS: *a random skater runs into him making him fall* what the h***? >:c
Skater: *flies through the air* AHHHH!!! DX *falls in the pool* *climbs out* ugh.....-.-'
Calzer: *jumps over her* WEEEE!!! ^O^ *skates around her* dont worry u'll get better :D *does more tricks on ramps*
James: *goes on a ramp and does 2 36O spins*
Announcer: 3O seconds! ^O^

Ace: SOMEONE BREAK THEIR NECK!! >:3

Announcer: TIMES UP!!! ALL SKATERS LINE UP!! >O< let's look at the results -u-
Skaters: *line up*
Calzer: YAAAAY!!! WOOOO!!!! ^O^
Announcer: calm down kid, sheesh >.> and the winner of the trick portion is James Jackson! ^-^
Calzer: YAAAAAAY!!! *hugs James* >w<
James: ............
Announcer: the next part is the Big Air portion of the contest ^-^ The skaters must catch the most air time while doing a handstand on their board, each skater will be timed, the skater with the longest time will win this section, now give us a few minutes to get our competitors up to the top of the bug ramp -u- *leads everyone to the big ramp* *climbs up*
Skaters: *follow*
Calzer: IM SO EXCITED!! I LUV HANDSTANDS!! >w<

Ace: *shakes his bag of v.iolence corn* Come on, come on! >u<
Spade: You shouldn't wish harm upon those poor, fragile humans. >:c

Jonathon: yeah :/
everyone: *reaches the top*
Announcer: alright u guys go about 5 seconds after one another, plz stand in line
Calzer: IM FIRST!! >w<
Announcer: ur quite the enthusuactic one *mut.ters* how did this fool become a skater >.> ladies and gentlemen, THE BIG AIR CONTEST!!!! ^O^
Calzer: *skates down the ramp* :D
Kiara: *skates down 5 seconds after him*
DS: *skates down 5 seconds after her*
Calzer: *jumps off the ramp* *does a handstand on his board* *spins around* WEEEEE!!! >w<
Kiara: *does the same 5 seconds later* *flips* >uO

Spade: Gosh, his happiness is so annoying. >.>

Jonathom: yeah it is >.>
Calzer: *flips through the air* YAAAAY!! ^O^
DS: *jumps off of the ramp and does a handstand* *hand slips and falls off the board* AHHHHH!!!!!! DX
Miranda: *jumps off the ramp and does a handstand*
James then Michael then John: *does the same*

Ace: Eheheheh............ Someone fell. >:3

Sophia: is he gonna di.e?! O.o
DS: *still falling* AHHH!!!! DX
everyone else: *still flying through the air handstanding*

Ace: YUSH!! D.IE! D.IE!! >:3

DS: *falls on top of someone* oof! >n< luckily this guy broke my fall -u-
Other peson: OWWW! GET OFF OF ME! DX
Calzer: *lands perfectly while still handstanding* :3
Kiara: *crash lands* AHHH!! DX
everyone else: *lands*
Announcer: *climbs down*

Ace: Darnit, I wanted a death. >:c

Jonathon: they're skaters, they're not gonna di.e, they're used to this stuff, they fall and hurt themselves all the time :T
Announcer: *compares the times* ok, give three seconds to those landed good.....take away three seconds to those who fell.....add two seconds those who spinned or flipped with the handstand......O.O oh no, that happy kid won.......umm......maybe i can swit-
Calzer: HI ANNOUNCER!! >w<
Announcer: *startled* what r u doing here? O.O
Calzer: i was skating past waiting for results, so what's this about switching? :3
Announcer: nothing ^-^'
Calzer: *looks at the stop watches* hey! i won! :D
Announcer: no u didnt! DX uh.....th-this is James's record, heh heh ^-^'
Calzer: it says my name there on that one with the highest time :D
Announcer: d*** it *grumbles* >.> ok! folks the results are in! with a nifty 37.4 seconds, we have our winner of the big air portion of our contest ^-^ *sighs* the winner is *mut.ters* the poor excuse for a skater CALZER!!! ^O^
Calzer: YAY!! ^O^

Ace: This game is stupid. >:T

Jonathon: why? because no one di.ed? >.>
Announcer: *ahem* the next and final portion of the skating contest is the rail grinding part! ^-^ The skaters must grind all of the rails without hitting the ground, this takes a lot of skill folks. the skater who grinds the longest without hitting the ground wins if u go around all of the rails u can still get higher than someone else who does the same, doing rail tricks increases ur point count, also there are some pretty high rails so try not to fall off of those GOOD LUCK EVERYONE! ^O^
Calzer: YAAAY!!! >w<

Ace: Exactly! Someone should d.ie. >:c

Jonathon: *takes out a portable TV* do u want to watch this TV show about ppl dying to fulfill ur craving for dea.th?
Announcer: GO!! ^O^
Skaters: *grind the rails and does rail tricks*
John: *loses his balance and falls off* >n<
Announcer: John Green is out
Kiara: *does a kickflip underflip but messes up and the board goes out from under her* *walks on the rail and balances on it*
Announcer: Kiara Benson is out
DS: *runs into her sending them both plummeting to the ground* OOF! >n<
Kiara: ugh.....-.-
Announcer: DS is out
DS: that wasnt my fault! that b**** didnt get the h***out the way! >:c
Announcer: oh well, sucks for u >.>

Ace: Ooo, yush! OuO
Spade: That's sadistic. Why is there a show like that? >.>

Jonathon: well it's made to scare us, it's to give us the thrill of being scared, and we also know it's not really happening because it's TV
James: *does a dark kickflip underflip*
Michael: *falls off of the high part of the rail* AHHH!!! *slides down and scrapes his knees* DX
Calzer James and Miranda: *almost at the end of all of the rails* *doing a bunch of tricks to try to get more points*

Spade: Ah, good. -w-
Ace: It's not real? :o *throws the tv to the ground* >:c
Spade: >.> *fixes it*
Ace: *throws it again* >:c

Jonathon: *sigh* why did i say it's not real? >.>'
Calzer James and Miranda: *makes it to the end*
Announcer: alright, judging time! first i'd like to say congratulations the three of u, now let's add up ur points ^-^ *mut.ters* that foolish red head better not win *adds up the points* >.>
Calzer: why dont u want me to win? :/
Announcer: OH! u heard that?! O.O'
Calzer: yeah....... :/
Announcer: well heh heh im just uhh......hey, let's continue! ^-^'
Calzer: alright :T
Announcer: *finishes adding up the scores* oh, thank goodness! ^w^ and the winner of the grinding portion and the entire competition is JAMES JACKSON!!!! ^O^ *gives James a skating trophy* -u-
James: thx c:
Calzer: YAAAY!!! *hugs James* ^w^
James: oh.....too much hugging...... ._.

Ace: BOO!! SOMEONE D.IE!! >:o *throws a mirror sword at the announcer*

Announcer: AHHH!! *moves out the way before it hits him* what was that?! that looked like a piece of sha.ttered mirror or something O.O'
Calzer: nothing.....^-^' *takes off his shoes and puts his skates back on* *skates over to everyone* hi guys! :D
James: *follows* :T

Spade and Eternity: Hello. -w-
Ace: *throws another one* >:T

Announcer: *ducks under it* where r these coming from?! O.O
Calzer: why r u throwing mirror shards that poor announcer? :c

Ace: 'Cuz someone needs to d.ie. :c *throws five more* >:T

Announcer: *gets hit* AHHH!!! DX
Jonathon: dude! o.o

Ace: MWAHAHAHA!!!! XD

everyone: ...........
Calzer: is he gonna be alright? :o

Ace: It's poisoned, so he'll d.ie after 5 minutes. :3 Unless someone heals him. Hopefully not. :T

Blewy: *goes over and heals the announcer*
Announcer: thx.....-n-

Ace: BOO!! YOU SUCK!! >:c