^ I will too.

:) ok!

Gamzee and my creation of my self and John eggbert

Name of it is Cynthia Eggbert! :3 ^^

I shall be Jade, though she will be Jade Strider (she has married Dave). I'll also be Sollux.

No pickle is.
I am my oc Cynthia Eggbert and Gamzee

Lol sure!
Gamzee:I want some Moth.erF.ing!
Cynthia Eggbert: Um Gazee dont u think youv had enough?

Hellow?

@Nyku Hi! -waves-
Gamzee:Waz up Moth.erF.er
Cynthia Eggbert:Hey there!

can somebodeh tell me whats the rp about? and could I join it? 3:

Jade Strider: is that juice apple juice?

@Nyku: Homestuck 4 now. but u can do anything u want
Gamzee:FA.GO!
Cynthia Eggbert:-sigh-

Dave: -steals the juice-

Well I dont know what homestuck means (not native speaker) but anyways!

rp
darkeon. Hello every1 e-e

Jade Strider: Dam.mit Dave!

It's me! Paranoi-OH GOD.

Cynthia:IM SO CONFUSED! Oh Hi! -waves-
Gamzee:-found fa.go- HONK

rp
dk. dave.. xD I dont even know ya but why do ya have a bottle (or whatever it is) on your hand?

a bottle of juice*

Ill Rp I guess...but who shall I be...

Ill just be myself and Sir Vilocirapture, and join thou shennanigans in whatever the heck Homestuck is!

So yah.
*Sir Vilocirapture and I poof into this rp's existance*
Myself: O hai.
Sir Vilocirapture: Greetings chaps!

Dave Strider: What?
Jade Strider: That wasn't your juice! Sorry Yvonne.

rp
dk. Gah, nothing,.. *shouts* CAAN SOMEBODEH TELL ME WHAT ARE WE DOIN HERE!?
xD

Cynthia:-watching youtube-

Imma go. I need to clean my room.

Cynthia:-sleeps-
-wild hetalia characters pop out of nowhere!-

bye!
:/ me bored

Sollux: what ii2 thii2 non2en2e???

Sollux: you know, normal be-the-mo2t-iimportant-and-u2eful-troll. ba2iic everyday 2tuff. and you?

Sollux: you need to learn 2omethiing very iimportant, gamzee.

(Nerdster, are you going to do my Hetastuck and Hetalia RPs anymore?)

Sollux: there are no 2uch thiing2 a2 miiracle2.

Sollux: gamzee, ii've looked everywhere. THEY DON'T EXI2T. get iit through your thiick 2kull.

Sollux: you 2iir, do not know how to not not 2tupiid, iignorant, and obliiviiou2.

Kankri: Perhaps y9u w9uld like t9 hear me ram9le?

Cynthia:-wakes up- WAT JUST HAPPENED!?
Gamzee:Idk

Eridan: Wwhat did you say about me?

Eridan: And the point of this convversation is...?

Cynthia:im still tired -sleeps on Gamzee-
Gamzee:Um Honk?

Eridan: And the point of this convversation is...?

Eridan: ._.

Me:zzzzzzzz
Gamzee:-confused-
-Tardis Apears- The tenth doctor and his companions Pewds and Toby Come out!

Me: -mol.ests tenth Doctor- -takes Pewds hostage-

Me:-wakes up- Pewds!! -leaves Gamzee- -takes Pewdie- Rar he mine!
Pewdie:Help?
Doctor:SOME1 HELP ME!!
Toby:Darkness! -makes it dark-

I wonder what this complicated series of buttons and wires does *pushes button* *everything explodes*

Me: *walks in*
Sailor Moon: Ah, Tuxedo Mask
Me: Now that you have said that I may die a happy man

Me: I hope ya like random, cuz I'm made completely out of man meat

Me: YOU DIDN'T DO IT RIGHT
Billy the Billy Billian: Yffsfgfxa Dheh fbdvs
Me: SPEAK!!!!! SPANGLISH!!!!!!

Me: -mol.ests this room- O//O

Coach: The futbol skills....They are truly legendary!!! We can't win!!
Me: Of couse we can...WE'VE...GOT...BALLS...
Sailor Moon: Ah, Tuxedo Mask
Me: Yer darn right

Me: No I'll be this rooms baby daddy...I be da baby daddy!!!*mol.ests room also*

Me: This room is ripe with my seed. It will make a fine mother to all 9852 of my children...now I shall go into hibernation until the chance to mate comes again *turns into a crystal*

Me: Is that a mating call I hear?!!

Me: Ramone, my brother, why did you imitate a space sloths mating call. I was ready for Advanced Sloth Mating 101
Ramone: Because, brother, your only fears are coming... to slap yer buns
Me: You mean E.T. and Brock Lesnar?!
Ramone: Yes
Me: Nooooo they'll k.ill meeeeeee!!!!

*Mysterious Female Appears*
???: Muffins? Muffins my lord
Me: Daaaaaaaaaaaaang girl
???:Muffins?
Me: *stuffs like 20 muffins into my mouth*
???: Oh
Me: May the gods forever shine a flashlight through your shirt, fair maiden
???: ........what?

Me: sonic bro!!! There is no bad blood between any mortal man in my presence. Here, take part in the bottomless steak fries. They are amazeballs.

lol , you've been watching tobybuscus

JP. Wut. ._.

Y U kiss me???

Say waaaaa? I was doing homework.
Toby:Redness

Heya Nerd

Heeeey!

That freaking collab is kil.ling me

ahhh

5 ppl left!!!
Toby:WHIGHTNESS

What do ya think of my only two fears?

You have only 2 fears too!?
Mine are spiders and heights!
I hate barrles

*Harry Potter Theme* duh duh duhduhduhm dun dunn dunnnn duh duhduhduhn dah duhm

make that 3...I forgot about spiders...

Lol.
I found out im starting public school. IM FRESHMAN! Maybe my bo.obs will save me lol

Scratch that. Stephono and Mr. Chair will save me

Yeahh!!! Bo.obs for da wiiiin!!!!

....Mr. Chair?

...and Stephono?

Pewdiepie.
ARG MY MOM NEEDS TO BUY ME A NEW BRA! Im a freaking C!!
I love how im so open with u! lol

I'm gonna tell you my deepest darkest secret.....10 years ago I drank a milkshake after my bedtime!!!

-gasp- How dare u!
Heres mine..... I ki.lled a man... WIT DIS THUMB

That is the greatest joke in Rat.....Rata....you know.. I repeated that for like 3 years

lol! Actuly my secret was... -whisper- I like fried chicken!

OHHHMAGEERRRRRRRRR!!!!

I made pasta!
Italy:DID SOME1 SAY PASTA!?

No! I wanted cheese on my pasta!! D:>

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Theres no turky on this sandwich!! -explodes-

Itally: Your Payco.

Noooooooooo!!! Cynthia is dead!!!!!! Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!! okay

America: ALRIGHT SHES DEAD LETS PARTY!

-comes 2 life- WAT!?

America:Told ya it would work

Yay!! Cynthia is alive!!

DA.MN strait! Oh my friend Sydney says hi. She b boy crazy

I also say hi!!

.... .-.

Cool

Kewl

brb

mmkay

bak.
I miss Bagle

I'm also back.... yeah Bagleboy was awesome

hellz yes

Dance Dance Reverlution

^ > <
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DANCE PARTY Disco pogo DINGALINGA LING!

*turns on every radio in the house*

WOOOOOOO -House explodes-
FFFFFFFUUUUUUU

.-. I gave all I had for that house

-turns into pirate- Lets steal a new one!!

Okay!! I'll go get the boat!!

WOOHOO!

Yeh, It Gunna Be Gooooood. We're gonna see dolphins and turtles and narwhals and mermaids!!!!

and Johnny Depp!!!

Johnny Depp? -drools- he so hot

Cynthia!!! I'm falling asleep!! Hurry!! Do something exciting!!!

-DOES SOMETHING EXCITING- does that fit the bill?

Please!! I don't have coffee!!!

HFC54TGSS6HVG.VXEUBZIE5VXEKBS5KMXIIBBD

-feeds Skull coffee- Dam.n, now I want some coffee... -drools-

So bored.
-starts hugging America plushy- Alfie! -<3

I wish there were a Canada and Romano one... they obviously didn't think of the other fangirls... -wipes away tears-

-magicly makes them- Here u go friend!

-GOES ABSOLUTELY INSANE- THAAAAAAAAAANK YOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDD
-kisses them to death-

Welcome friend!
Canada and Romano: 0.0

Me: -mol.ests Canada and Romano-

Canada:Uhhhhhmmmm! >//<
Romano:Holy cra.pola! 0//0
Me:Italy America-! >;)

Me: -kisses Canada and Romano-

Canada:OMG 0//////0
Romano:Wats happening!? >//<
Me:-pounces on Italy and America-

Me: You know what's happening? You're being fangirled over.
Italy: AAAAAAAAAH!
America: Sh.it, whaaaaaaaaat?!?!

Canada:Fangirls r freaky!
Romano:Fuc!
Me:U 2 are so cute-!

Me: -mol.ests Canada and Romano-
Italy: Uhm....
America: Who the hell are you?!?!

Canada:-scared-
Romano:-takes advantege and kisses- i am italian
Me:Im Cynthia the great and powerful!

Me: -kisses Canada- No duh! I thought you were Russian! -kisses Romano-
Italy: -bows- Your Majesty, I apologize!
America: Oh hahaha no you aren't, 'cause I'm the hero! -tooth shine-

Canada:-blush kiss-
Romano:Dont even joke about that. -kiss-
Me:Hehe. Im also avalible 4 partys and weddings! -wink-

Me: -ruffles Canada's hair- -////- Why not? -kiss-
Italy: Uhm.....
America: Uhm.....

Canada:He doesnt like russia -kiss- ^//^
Romano:-kiss- not one bit.
Me:hmph Britain seems like more fun than you guys at the moment. -3-

Me: Oh, welp. -kisses Canada- -kisses Romano-
Italy: What? No!
America: What?! Britain's like, tooootally lame! I'm awesome! I'm the hero!
(did you notice we have brothers? not all 4 are brothers to each other, but two of them are brothers, and the other two are brothers.)

(lol ikr!)
Canada:-french kisses-
Romano:I was going to do that!
Me:hmph. Ur being boring right now. -teases- He might be even cuter

(i do know. XD)
Me: He did it first, so you lose. Just kidding. -french kisses both of them-
Italy: Aww...
America: Wait, what?

(lol rping in 4 places is confuzing! 9w6!)
Canada:-happy and kisses-
Romano:-french kissing-
Me:U can prove me wrong-! -sing song-

(i did like 5 or 6 or 7 last night lol)
Me: -continues French kissing both of them-
Italy: -Italian-ness overpowers- -French kisses Cynthia-
America: Dude, how could I?

(lol wow)
Canada:-kissing ur neck-
Romano:-still french kissing-
Me:-big blush- proven wrong-! -french kissees-

Me: Hehe. -squishes Canada's a$$- -french kiss-
Italy: -french kissing-
America: Dude, I was supposed to be the awesome one! U-U

Canada:>//< -bites neck-
Romano:-french kiss-
Me:-french kissing- Italy beat you to it!

Me: -winces- Hey! -french kissing Romano-
Italy: -french kissing-
America: -cries-

Canada:hehe ur mine-! ^///^
Romano:-french kissing-
Me:-stops kissing italy- Oh Ameeica dont cry! -kiss cheek-

Me: ^////^ -french kissing-
America: ^///^ -kisses-

Romano:-french kissng-
Canada:-plays w/ ur hair-
Me:-kisses- yay ur not crying anymore! ^///^ -french kiss-

Me: -boops Canada's nose- -french kissing, squishes his a$$-
Italy: -french kissing-
America: -kissing-

Canada:-giggles- ^//^
Romano:-french kiss-
Me:My loves -kissing and french kissing-

Me: -touches Canada's tush- -french kissing, squishes Romano's tush-
Italy: ^///^ -french kissing-
America: ^///^ -kissing-

Canada:-french kiss-
Romano:-grabs a$# kiss-
Me:-pulls italys curl and americas attena- hehe ^//^

Me: -french kissing Canada- -kissing, squishes a$$ harder-
Italy: -winces-
America: -winces-

Canada:-french kissing-
Romano:-sqishing urs french kiss-
Me:Hmm. Your brothers told me doing that turned u on...

Me: -squishes a$$es, french kisses-
Italy: :?
America: :?

Canada:-hand in hair french kissing-
Romano:-sqish french kiss-
Me:hehe nevermind -kiss both-

Me: -ruffles Canadz's hair french kissing- -squish french kissing and wraps 1 leg around 1 of Romano's-
Italy: -kiss- ^/////^
America: -kiss- ^//////^

Canada's*

Canada:-french kissing playing with hair-
Romano:-squish french kiss-
Me:^//^ oh i love u!!! -french kiss-

Me: -squishes a$$ french kissing- -squish french kissing-
Italy: -french kiss- Ve...
America: -french kiss- (this is a record for Alfred: longest amount of time being shut up and not eating. XD)

(lol best diet plan and romano not swearing!)
Canada:-still playn w/ hair french kiss-
Romano:-sqish french kiss-
Me:^//^ -grabs on 2 a$$ and french kiss-

(omfg XD)
Me: -french kishes and squish booties-
Italy: Ve! -french kishes-
America: -french kishes-
(This is getting repetitive and boring. >.>)

(Yes very)
Canda:-purrs like cat-
Romano:Wtf!?
Me: Im hungry

Me: Uhm.... There's now a cat in this room. -appearifies a pumpkin- (herpaderp, Homestuck reference. ^V^)

Canada: ^///^ yes! (lol)
Romano:Weird...
Me:Come on my loves lets get food! -still holding on to italy's A$$-

Italy: Ve!
America: Thank god, I'm starved!
Me: -appearifies pasta and appearifies pancakes- Okay you two, come eat!

Me:^///^ -giggle- Ok where do u to sillies want to eat?
Canada:Yay pancakes!
Romano:-trying not to freak out over the pasta- there better be tomatos

Italy: Oh, I don't know...
America: -being a smarta$$- Somewhere.
Me: Yeah, of course! -quickly appearifies tomatoes- See, right here. -gives tomatoes to Romano-

Me:-boops Americas nose- Lets go to Bdubs (Buffalo Wild Wings) I want spi.cy food. -puts arms around there waist starts walking-
Canada:-in pancake heaven-
Romano:Yay tomatos!! -excited-

America: Awesome! That place is a great change from McDonald's all the time.
Italy: -is very happy- Ve, I'm going to try new food!
Me: -appearifies a bacon pizza- -begins to eat the pizza-

Me:Its my favorite place ever! I always win the buzztime trivia!
Canada:Now wat?
Romano:im booooorred

America: Against me you won't!
Italy: -is confused- What's 'buzztime trivia? :/
Me: We could read Homestuck, or watch Homestuck fandubs and cosplay videos.

Me:Its a fun triva game! And i will make a bet i win!
Canada:eh? Ok.
Romano:Homestuck? Wat?

Italy: Oh, okay. Can I play?
America: I bet 20 bucks I win!
Me: Sh.it... I forgot that you haven't heard of Homestuck. I guess we'll all watch Homestuck narrations so we don't have to read it ourselves.

Me:Of corse sweety! And i bet 40 and a kiss! :3
Canada:Oh ok!
Romanno:Sounds fine to me.

Italy: ^W^
America: o////o Okay, deal!
Me: -gets the video ready- You should know that it can get very confusing sometimes. Just try to understand it as well as you can.

Me:-giggles- Ok lets get started!
Canada:Ok Ill try!
Romano:My brain is goin to hurt...

Me: That's the spirit Canada! Romano, don't be like that. It might not even confuse you.
Guy: What is the capital of Italy?
Italy: -buzzes- Rome! (i think that's the right answer lol)
America: Dam.n it!

Canada#) yay
Romano:I dont like thinking to hard.
Cynthia:Aw man, My granpa was italian i should have known. (lol i think thats right-!)

Me: Like I said, you might not have to.
Guy: How many hamburgers does the typical American eat weekly on average?
Italy: I don't know...
America: -thinking- Uh...

Romano:Im starting to get confysed already
Canada:Lets just start
Me:OVER 9000! (XD)

Me: How are you confused when we didn't even start? -starts narration video-
Guy: Correct.
America: How did I not know that?!
Italy: That's quite a lot, ve.
Guy: What is the country animal of Scotland?
Italy: I don't know...
America: I should know this! Scotland was at Britain's house all the time when I was a kid! -thinking-

Canada:-Watching intently-
Romano:-laughing at all the swears-
Me:0-0 I-idk!

Me: -laughing at John's 'perfect disguise'-
Guy: Unicorn.
Italy: W-What?
America: Yeah, that.

Canada:It looks like something Alfred would do...
Romano:Got that right!
Me:Say waa??

America: Yep, Scotland's pretty crazy, like Britain. They both believe in imaginary sh.it.
Italy: Okay.... O.o
Guy: How many Baltic states are there?

Me: Haha, Alfred would do that. /a little bit later/ DAVE DON'T DRINK THE APPLE JUICE!!! OoO

Me:Oh like Flying mint bunny! O geeze idk um 5?
Canada:Wats wrong w/ the apple juice?
Romano:Ya wats wrong?

America: Yeah, that. Whatever the hell that is. Oh, um, 10?
Italy: Hm... 4?
Me: Just keep watching. /the video shows Howie Mandel peeing in the bottle/ THAT'S why.

Canada:EW GROSS!
Romano:WTF!?
Me:wait change that 6!

.3.

Me: >n< I know.
Guy: Incorrect. 3.
America: Dam.n it! :@
Italy: That was tricky! 'o'

I Just read dis like a story... e.e
So muchz french kissiez.