Karomano: ITAZEE, HOLY SH.IT. -hands him a plate of pasta- YOU'RE FU.CKING LUCKY I EVEN GAVE IT UP. NorKan: That Was Extremely Generous Of Karomano. You Better Thank Him, ItaZee.
Random Pokemon Trainer: -uses a magic berry on Engkat to cure confusion- -leaves- Karomano: -licks Engkat's horns- Kankri: -is very triggered and agitated- Hannah: wtf?!
Karomano: You've got to figure out how to tame your temper. Kankri: That's what I've 6een trying t9 tell him- Kanromano: -puts up his hand, cutting off Kankri- This doesn't concern you. Kankri: -is triggered- Karomano: -plays with Engkat's hair and horns-
Me: Why would you park a car on someone's lunch??? Clone me: -does the Sober Makara- (it consists of kil.ling friends and keeping dead bodies. XD) Karomano: What the fu.ck happened???
Comments
16 Jan, 2014, 6:08 am
I only like Gamzee and Karkat. I dont think i can make them italy
16 Jan, 2014, 6:14 am
You can pair up any characters. Any country, any Homestuck character. It doesn't matter.
16 Jan, 2014, 12:40 pm
Final part of issue 1 of The Doctor just went up. give me your honest opinions on it so issue 2 can be the best it can. :D #thedoctorcomic
16 Jan, 2014, 9:00 pm
Ooh yay! and cool comic lunchbox
17 Jan, 2014, 2:08 am
Just choose whatever characters, then start RPing when you're ready. Don't worry about telling me what characters you chose.
17 Jan, 2014, 4:44 am
K!
Iatzee:-eating pasta- I wAnT mOrE pAsTa! -VE-
Engkat:Shut the fucq up wa.nker
17 Jan, 2014, 5:04 am
NorKan: I Am Terribly Sorry IatZee, But It Seems We Are Out Of Pasta. You've Eaten Our Whole Supply Within The Last Ten Minutes.
17 Jan, 2014, 5:41 am
Itazee:I nEeD MoRe!! -Ve- BeSt FrIeNd TeLl HiM!
EngKat:I am not your fucqing best friend!!!
17 Jan, 2014, 5:55 am
Karomano: ITAZEE, HOLY SH.IT. -hands him a plate of pasta- YOU'RE FU.CKING LUCKY I EVEN GAVE IT UP.
NorKan: That Was Extremely Generous Of Karomano. You Better Thank Him, ItaZee.
17 Jan, 2014, 5:59 am
Itazee:Ok Ok -ve- ThAnK yOu KaRmAnO! -starts eating-
Engkat:Fucq Itazee u need to calm down with that fucqing pasta
17 Jan, 2014, 6:03 am
Karomano: WHATEVER. NOW FU.CK OFF.
NorKan: -facepalm-
17 Jan, 2014, 6:11 am
Itazee:-ignors keeps eating- -Ve-
Engkat: YOU FUCQ OFF!
17 Jan, 2014, 6:15 am
VriskAmerica: Wow, this is 8oring. Really 8oring. ##@
17 Jan, 2014, 6:15 am
: : : :@ *
17 Jan, 2014, 6:27 am
Itazee:I WANT MORE!!! -Ve-
EngKat:OH SHUT UP!!!!!
17 Jan, 2014, 6:31 am
Karomano: OH FU.CK NO ITAZEE. FIND YOUR OWN GODDAM.NED PASTA.
17 Jan, 2014, 6:47 am
Itazee:-sober turns into 2p- What was that Moth.erfuc.qer? -pulls out knife-
Engkat:HOLY SH.IT!
17 Jan, 2014, 6:48 am
Karomano: OH FU.CK -flees-
17 Jan, 2014, 6:55 am
Itazee:Come back here!!! -chases-
17 Jan, 2014, 6:59 am
Karomano: -keeps fleeing, flailing arms vertically-
17 Jan, 2014, 7:12 am
Itazee:-keeps chasing-
Cynthia Eggbert(lol): -makes pasta- Here Itazee!
Italy:-turns to 1p- -Ve- PASTA!!! -eats-
17 Jan, 2014, 7:19 am
Jade Strider (hell yes): Woof.
17 Jan, 2014, 7:26 am
Cynthia:-sees cake- No. More. CAKE!!
17 Jan, 2014, 7:28 am
Jade Strider: -eats dat cake-
17 Jan, 2014, 7:45 am
Cynthia Eggbert:Oh good the cake is gone.
Itazee:-puts plate infront of me- More!
17 Jan, 2014, 7:47 am
Jade Strider: -eats dat plate- No.
17 Jan, 2014, 8:00 am
Itazee:-twitches-
Cynthia Eggbert: Uh oh...
Engkat:WTF DID U DO!?
17 Jan, 2014, 8:01 am
Jade Strider: Woof?
17 Jan, 2014, 8:14 am
Itazee:-brings out knife again-
17 Jan, 2014, 8:15 am
Karomano: SH.IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! -flees-
Jade Strider: -flees-
17 Jan, 2014, 8:44 am
Itazee:-chases-
Engkat:DAM.MIT CYNTHIA MAKE MORE!
Cynthia Eggbert:Um i dont have a plate...
17 Jan, 2014, 4:55 pm
Jade Strider: Woof! Hehe, I ate the plate.
Karomano: -continues to flee while flailing arms- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
17 Jan, 2014, 8:09 pm
Itazee:-pounces on Karmano- hehe!
Engkat: OH FOR FUCQS SAKE! -some how has plate- HERE!
Cynthia Eggbert:Oh k? -starts making pasta
17 Jan, 2014, 8:31 pm
Karomano: FU.CK FU.CK FU.CK FU.CK FU.CK FU.CK!!!
17 Jan, 2014, 8:51 pm
Cynthia Eggbert:-whistles- Itazee look!
Itazee:huh? Pasta!
17 Jan, 2014, 8:52 pm
Karomano: PHEW.
17 Jan, 2014, 9:06 pm
Itazee:She is now my best friend! -ve-
Cynthia Eggbert: Wait What?
Engkat: Finaly i got that ItalianA$$ away from me
17 Jan, 2014, 9:26 pm
Karomano: -follows Engkat around-
17 Jan, 2014, 9:31 pm
Engkat:WTF!?
Cynthia Eggbert: -snickers-
17 Jan, 2014, 9:53 pm
Kanromano: I replaced Itazee for you. (XD)
17 Jan, 2014, 10:30 pm
Karomano*
17 Jan, 2014, 11:03 pm
Engkat: Just Fucqing Great!! (LOL XD)
Cynthia Eggbert:-dieing-
17 Jan, 2014, 11:12 pm
Karomano: -laughs and keeps following Engkat-
18 Jan, 2014, 1:18 am
Engkat: LEAVE ME THE FUCQ ALONE
18 Jan, 2014, 4:30 am
Karomano: Hell no!
18 Jan, 2014, 4:43 am
Engkat: Fucq ide rather have Itazee!]
Itazee: aw love u too best friend
18 Jan, 2014, 4:51 am
Karomano: I don't care. -stalks Engkat- O-O
18 Jan, 2014, 5:00 am
Engkat:STOP FUCQING STAREING AT ME!!!
18 Jan, 2014, 5:09 am
Karomano: No. -stares and stalks Engkat-
18 Jan, 2014, 5:11 am
Engkat:FUC
18 Jan, 2014, 5:13 am
Karomano: -pokes Engkat's bu.tt-
18 Jan, 2014, 5:19 am
Engkat:WTBF!?
Cynthia:-giggle-
18 Jan, 2014, 5:30 am
Karomano: -squishes EngKat's bu.tt-
18 Jan, 2014, 5:33 am
Engkat: GET THE BLOODY FUC AWAY FROM ME!!
Cynthia: Burst of laughter
18 Jan, 2014, 5:41 am
Karomano: -laughs- But your bu.tt is so squishy! -squishes Engkat's bu.tt again-
18 Jan, 2014, 6:07 am
Engkat:STOP IT!
Cynthia:Let me feel (XD) -squishes-
18 Jan, 2014, 6:17 am
Karomano: See how squishy? -dangles my pail in Engkat's face- (omfg XD)
18 Jan, 2014, 6:21 am
Engkat:LEAVE ME ALONE!! >////<
Cynthia:hehehe! -squishy-
18 Jan, 2014, 6:23 am
Karomano: Hell no! -puts pail on Engkat's head- -squishes his bu.tt again-
18 Jan, 2014, 6:40 am
Engkat:IM BEING HAR.RASED!
Cynthia:Yep! -squish-
18 Jan, 2014, 6:45 am
Karomano: You could put it that way. But there's a better word for it. -gives a peck to Engkat's cheek-
18 Jan, 2014, 6:50 am
Engkat:Oh God!!! >/////<
Cynthia:-laughing and keeps sqishing-
18 Jan, 2014, 6:55 am
Karomano: -laughs- -makes sure Cynthia isn't looking, then quickly touches Engkat's tentabulge-
18 Jan, 2014, 6:57 am
Engkat:HELP!!!!! >////<
18 Jan, 2014, 7:06 am
Karomano: But there's no one to help you
18 Jan, 2014, 7:11 am
Engkat:OMG!!
18 Jan, 2014, 7:15 am
Kankri: See? This is s9me9ne wh9 actually l9ves you. Take the chance, fill a quadrant. -rambles on about quadrants-
18 Jan, 2014, 7:15 am
Karomano: -touches Engkat's tentabulge again-
18 Jan, 2014, 7:27 am
Engkat:Stop touching me!
Cynthia:Eh?
18 Jan, 2014, 7:32 am
Karomano: No. -hugs him, then touches his horns- Hehehe...
18 Jan, 2014, 7:35 am
Engkat:Itazee plz fucing stop him!
Itazee:-asleep- Ve!
18 Jan, 2014, 7:39 am
Karomano: -licks his horns-
18 Jan, 2014, 7:43 am
Kankri: D9n't ign9re me y9u little as.sh9le 9f a descendant!
18 Jan, 2014, 7:49 am
Engkat:>////< Stop it!!
Cynthia:uhhh......
18 Jan, 2014, 7:55 am
Karomano: Nope. -sucks on his horns-
Kankri: -lectures Engkat-
Hannah (Me): I feel this room is heading towards s3xuality. >.>
18 Jan, 2014, 7:59 am
Engkat:GET THE FUC OFF ME!!!
Cynthia: Me 2.....
18 Jan, 2014, 8:11 am
Karomano: Nope. -jumps onto Engkat-
Hannah: -averts eyes- >.>
18 Jan, 2014, 8:28 am
Engkat:RA.PE!!!! >n<
Cynthia:O my...
18 Jan, 2014, 8:34 am
Karomano: No idiot.
Kankri: ARE Y9U LISTENING T9 ME AT ALL ENGKAT?!?!?!
Hannah: Erm...
18 Jan, 2014, 8:38 am
Engkat:9-6 no. -now confused-
Cynthia:awwwwww
18 Jan, 2014, 8:52 am
Random Pokemon Trainer: -uses a magic berry on Engkat to cure confusion- -leaves-
Karomano: -licks Engkat's horns-
Kankri: -is very triggered and agitated-
Hannah: wtf?!
18 Jan, 2014, 9:26 am
Engkat:Eh. u love me.
Me:-watching intently-
18 Jan, 2014, 9:26 am
Karomano: Oh, you gather this now?
18 Jan, 2014, 9:47 am
Engkat:U were freaking me the fuc out! How was i soposed 2 know?
18 Jan, 2014, 9:49 am
Karomano: -crosses arms- It was obvious.
Kankri: I sec9nd that m9ti9n.
Hannah: I third that motion.
18 Jan, 2014, 9:59 am
Me:I didnt pay attention 9w6!
Engkat:I was to buzy freaking out 2 notice -3-
18 Jan, 2014, 10:00 am
Karomano: You freak out too much. You notice very little that's going on around you. -licks horns again-
18 Jan, 2014, 10:09 am
Engkat:>////< okkk
18 Jan, 2014, 10:14 am
Karomano: You've got to figure out how to tame your temper.
Kankri: That's what I've 6een trying t9 tell him-
Kanromano: -puts up his hand, cutting off Kankri- This doesn't concern you.
Kankri: -is triggered-
Karomano: -plays with Engkat's hair and horns-
18 Jan, 2014, 10:23 am
Engkat:>///////< -lying there and taking it-
18 Jan, 2014, 10:24 am
Me:Now we know who will be the bi.ch of the relationship
18 Jan, 2014, 10:29 am
Hannah: -laughs-
Karomano: You never asked if I meant red or black.
18 Jan, 2014, 10:36 am
Engkat:Well sry.
Me:hehe
18 Jan, 2014, 10:40 am
Karomano: So, which do you think?
18 Jan, 2014, 10:47 am
Engkat:red?
18 Jan, 2014, 3:57 pm
Karomano: Mhm. -licks Engkat's horns-
18 Jan, 2014, 4:31 pm
Engkat:>/////<
18 Jan, 2014, 4:48 pm
Karomano: -kisses him- -/////-
18 Jan, 2014, 5:17 pm
Engkat:-kiss back- >////<
18 Jan, 2014, 5:21 pm
Karomano: -rubs his horns while kissing- -//////////-
18 Jan, 2014, 5:32 pm
Engkat:>///< -kissing reaches 4 horn-
18 Jan, 2014, 5:45 pm
Karomano: -french kisses, rubbing his horns-
18 Jan, 2014, 6:45 pm
(hello?)
18 Jan, 2014, 8:02 pm
(sry im packing)
Engkat:-french kiss-
18 Jan, 2014, 8:12 pm
(for what?)
Karomano: -french kisses, gently squeezing his horns-
19 Jan, 2014, 12:19 am
(went to gramas house)
Engkat:-french kiss squeese horn-
19 Jan, 2014, 6:13 pm
SpartanKitty, who are you talking about?
21 Jan, 2014, 6:49 pm
It was an RP, my god. I wouldn't ever take anything RPed too seriously. Just... wow. Ok, let's all just drop the matter. Forget it even happened.
23 Jan, 2014, 4:54 am
(I see.)
Karomano: -lightly touches Engkat's bulge- -/////-
23 Jan, 2014, 11:31 pm
Engkat:-touchs back-
23 Jan, 2014, 11:48 pm
Karomano: -/////- (I'm fresh out of ideas.)
24 Jan, 2014, 2:49 pm
Karomano: -/////- Kankri: This is every triggering.
(i'm out of ideas, you do something.)
24 Jan, 2014, 3:30 pm
Random guy:EVERYBODY DO DUH FLOP!!!
24 Jan, 2014, 3:37 pm
Karomano: What the hell???
Other random guy: EVERYONE DO THE SOBER MAKARA!! (get it? XD)
24 Jan, 2014, 3:42 pm
(lol)
Person:Who parked there car on my samich?
Me:I DID!
24 Jan, 2014, 3:55 pm
Me: Why would you park a car on someone's lunch???
Clone me: -does the Sober Makara- (it consists of kil.ling friends and keeping dead bodies. XD)
Karomano: What the fu.ck happened???
24 Jan, 2014, 4:02 pm
Me: cuz -3-
(lol wow)
Engkat:I have no idea
24 Jan, 2014, 4:09 pm
Me: Cuz why???
(yep. ^V^)
Karomano: idfk and idfc. -kisses-
25 Jan, 2014, 9:05 am
Me:I wanted 2! ^3^
Engkat:-suprized/ kiss-
25 Jan, 2014, 6:14 pm
Me: -facepalm-
Karomano: -3- -kissie-
26 Feb, 2014, 4:39 pm
(4got 1)
Me: -random dances-
Engkat:-blush kisses-
26 Feb, 2014, 5:46 pm
SolDJ: -plays the derp song-
Me: -dances to the derp song-
Karomano: -dances to the derp song-
26 Feb, 2014, 9:10 pm
Me:DERP!
Itazee:I need more pasta.....
02 Mar, 2014, 5:48 am
Karomano: *throws Itazee some pasta* Derp!!!!
Me: *bursts out laughing* We are all so fu.cked up.
04 Mar, 2014, 4:09 am
Itazee:>:D Thx Fratachello! -stabs the pasta-
Me:YA WE ARE
05 Mar, 2014, 4:45 pm
Dirk: My family is more fu.cked up than you'll ever dream to be.
Me: Is that so?
Dirk: Yes.