TALK TO CORPRITES
LIKE A BOSS
APPROVE MEMOS
LIKE A BOSS
LAY YO WORKSHOP
LIKE A BOSS
REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS
LIKE A BOSS
DIRECT WORKFLOW
LIKE A BOSS
MY OWN BATHROOM
LIKE A BOSS
MICRO MANAGE
LIKE A BOSS
PROMOTE SENETIES
LIKE A BOSS
HIT ON DEBRA
LIKE A BOSS
GET REJECTED
SWALLOW SADNESS
LIKE A BOSS
SEND SOME FAXES
LIKE A BOSS
CALL THE $EXLINE
LIKE A BOSS
CRY DEEPLY
LIKE A BOSS
DEMAND A REFUND
LIKE A BOSS
eat a bagel

-cont soon-

HARAS$MENT LAWSUIT
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NO PROMOTION
LIKE A BOSS
FIT A BAKA
LIKE A BOSS
$HIT ON DEBRAS DESK
LIKE A BOSS
BUY A GUN
LIKE A BOSS
IN MY MOUTH
LIKE A BOSS
oh f.uck i cant f.ucking do it
$hhiiittt
PUS$Y OUT
LIKE A BOSS
PUKE ON DEBRAS DESK

JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
LIKE A BOSS
$UCK A DUDES D!CK
LIKE A BOSS
SCAR SOME COKE
LIKE A BOSS
CRASH MY CAR
LIKE A BOSS
$UCK MY OWN D!CK
LIKE A BOSS
EAT SOME CHICKEN STRIPS
LIKE A BOSS
CHOP MY BALLS OFF
LIKE A BOSS
BLACK OUT IN THE SEWER
LIKE A BOSS
MEET A GIANT FISH
LIKE A BOSS
F.UCK HIS BRAINS OUT
LIKE A BOSS
TURN INTO A JET
LIKE A BOSS
FIND THE RUSSIANS
LIKE A BOSS
CRASH INTO THE SUN
LIKE A BOSS
NOW IM DEAD
LIKE A BOSS

-dey talk-
LIKE A BOSS
-end-

Me and Me Bffl

Were total Bosses

NOW THE PARODY!

PUNCH A TREE
LIKE A BLOCK
CRAFTING TABLE
LIKE A BLOCK
WOODEN PI.CKAXE
LIKE A BLOCK
GO MINING
LIKE A BLOCK
FIND GOLD
LIKE A BLOCK
FU.CKING LAVA
LIKE A BLOCK
FIGHTING ZOMBIES
LIKE A BLOCK
MORE ZOMBIES
LIKE A BLOCK
SEARCH FOR DIAMONDS
LIKE A BLOCK
Fail badly...
LIKE A BLOCK
Cry sadly...
LIKE A BLOCK
TNT
LIKE A BLOCK
IN MY HOUSE!
LIKE A BLOCK
Oh sh!t man, it's so tempting, I gotta do it!
-boom-
WHAT THE FU.CK
LIKE A BLOCK
WHERE'S MY BED?
LIKE A BLOCK
GO BACK TO MINING
LIKE A BLOCK
FU.CING CREEPER
LIKE A BLOCL
Imma block... [o-o]