Dg: rawr

Mal: *makes arms short like a t-rex* rawr, i'm a lil dino with lil arms XD

Dg: *makes hair look like mike* hello!

Mal: u want me to make fun of manitoba, or do u want vito? >XD

Dg: Vito! we can send it to Anne Maria! lolz! XD

Mal: *pulls out some of that powdery stuff (to hide the rings)* okay, this is gonna be halarious XD

Dg: lemme get my camera! *grabs camera from room*

Dg: *Recording going downstairs* ok i found Vito From the personalities he's right here... *goes into room where mal is*

Vicky: *walks in* hey, um what are u 2 doing?

Mal: we're gonna prank Anne Maria

Vicky: how?

Mal: i'm gonna dress up as vito

Vicky: i see u have some make-up there. how'd u get that?

Mal: i stole it from Svetlana's make-up bag, don't tell her

Vicky: okay 0-0

Dg: hey look it's vito! >:)

Mal: *quickly appys make-up, pulls back hair, takes off shirt, and does a vito impression* Hey Yo, babe were've ya been? *winks at vicky*

Vicky: *winks back*

Dg: *trying not to laugh* So where have you been vito?

Mal: *tries hard not to crack up* Um, i've been looking for Anne Maria. I didn't know were she was

Dg: heh well... ummm.... Anything you wanna say to Anne Maria, Ma-Vito? :/

Mal: She hasn't said anything to me, and....

Dg: VICKY! I CAN SEE YOU STARING AT VITO! NO CHEATING ON MAL! XD ANNE MARIA'S GONNA BE MAD!

Vicky: sry, i don't want to cheat on mal.*walks behind the camera and starts to crack up* XD

Mal: Yeah, what's with you *winks* i got a girlfriend

Dg: *cracks up, stops recording, falls on floor laughing* HAHAHAHA!

Mal: *stops doing the voice and cracks up* i'm good at this aren't i? XD

Vicky: you're pretty good at acting mal XD

Dg: hey you do a pretty good mike impression too! XD

Mal: *rubbs of make-up, puts shirt back on, and fixes hair* hey, what can i say. I'm good at acting XD

Vicky: you had so many ppl fooled XD

Mal: ikr? XD

Dg: UPLOADING TIME! FOLLOW MEH! *runs to her room*

Mal: k >:) *follows dg 2 her room*

Vicky: right behind u *follows dg*

Dg: *walks into room, looks at smashed cpu from mal* ohhh..... *mumbles* good thing i have more than one computer...

Mal: >:/

Vicky: 0.o

Dg: *opens a closet door* follow me! *falls down a slide to a computer lab* TADA!

Mal: Woah 0o0

Vicky: so much technolagy

Dg: Yeah this is the doing of Adam! *goes to first computer and starts the upload* I haven't had time to throw the other computer away and put another up there so yeah...*

[This guy was thirsty so i gave him some nice orange juice! -my sister]

[Eating hickory bbq flavored patatoe chips]

Mal:.....

Vicky: gotcha

Mal: i can't wait to see the look on Anne Maria's face XD

Vicky: me too XD

Dg: uploading..... sending to anne maria.... loling.... *teleports behind vick and mal, deep voice* IT IS SENT!

Dg: *goes to dark corner, eyes glow white* stupid eyes...

Mal: u have night vision or something?

Vicky: hey mal look who i have *picks up jewel (my black cat)*

Mal: how didja get her?

Vicky: i teleported her here from your house....

Mal: *grabbs jewel out of vicky's arms* whose my purry wurry kitty kat, u are *petts jewel*

Jewel: Meow ^u^ *purrs*

Vicky: 0-0

Dg: not night vision! just part Herobrine, Enderman, and *mumbles* shapeshifter

Mal: kk herobrine, and i play minecraft.....*rubbs jewel's cheeks*

Jewel: *purrs* ^u^

Mal: whose a happy kitty kinz?

Jewel: Meow! ^u^

Vicky: ......0.0

Dg: meh I guess I can talk to Jewl... *turns into cat* MEW! [Jewl!]

030?

(oh hey there!)

Dg/cat: Mew Mow [Jewl over here]

Jewel: *jumps out of mal's arms* mew!

Mal: good kitty

Vicky: o.o

Dg: Mew mew mewl! [hi! I'm Dg! Mal's Friend]

[g2g gonna watch des.picable me 2]

Jewel: Mew, mew, mew. [hey, dg i'm jewel, mal's precious kitty. He gives me lovings]

Mal: g2g /vanish *vanishes*

Dg: Mew! Meowl! [I just like to prank him!] >:)

Jewel: mew mew meew. [Why? why u hurt him with pranks?] <:(

Mal: *reapears* hello

Dg: *jumps* MEW!

[hi!]

Dg: mewmewmewmewmew

[ur new pic is loltastic, but my oly complant is that you didn't make me look like vito]

Jewel: mew. [dg?]

Mal: i wonder where dg is? >:) *picks up dg/cat* oh, here she is >:)

Dg: Mew

Dg: Mew mew mew! *climbs on mal's head* mew

[brb gonna draw something halarious XD]

k...

[i'm back 2 new pics XD]

Mal: mew, mew to u dg >:)

[hello? i'm getting really annoyed right now >:(]

(i'm sorry I fell asleep! blagh.....)

[srry i felled asleeped]

[well okay, so one of my new pics made u mad, why?]

[just realizing I know a guy named dylan that i've known for 7 years and he annpys me as much as your bro so sennd that glare to him! gbtcehkhhvdgdhbrnv!]

^-^

Dg: hola mal! *changes back to human* i guess talking to jewl is over...

Mal: ur still on my head 0-0

Dg: oh cool! *jumps onto chair* DA UPLOAD IS DONE!

Mal: *evil laugh* perfect >:)

Vicky: yes, yes indeed >:)

Dg: and.... send! trolololololololololol!

Mal: oh the look on her face >:)

[THREE HOURS LATER]

*door slam*

Dg: everyone hide! Anne Maria's here!

A.M.: WHERE IS VITO?

Mal: *hides in a pile of wires*
Vicky: *hides behind the cpus*

Dg: *walks up stairs* Anne Maria! What a suprise! I'll show you to vito!

A.M.: WHERE IS HE?

Dg: calm down!

Mal: 0-0

DG: VITO! GET OUT HERE BEFORE SHE KlLLS ME!

Mal: *applies make-up, combs hair back & takes off shirt* *walks behind Anne Maria & does vito impression* hey, yo Anne Maria

Dg: O.o

A.M.: Vito! Baby! *hugging vito/mal*

Mal: hehe, yah *thinks* oh great shes hugging me, let's hope that vicky won't be mad at me*

Dg: o.O

A.M: *kisses vito/mal*

Dg: *rips anne maria off mal* agh!

Mal: *whispers* thanks dg *think* ew,ew,ew, she kissed me. I sound like a little kid, but uck!

Vicky: *thinks* woah, mal must really hate that. Wait, i REALLY hate that anne maria put her lips on my man! >:(

Dg: *tranqs A.M. sighs* now put your shirt back on! XD

Mal: *puts shirt back on, rubbs eyes & fixes hair* that was discusting 0-0

Vicky: *comes out from behind the cpus* Did she seriously have to kiss you?! >X(

Mal: i didn't enjoy it one bit 0-0

Dg: *brings A.M. home, comes back* hmmmm.... wat to do

[do you have instagram?]

Dg: *whispers to vick* i can't believe i haven't seen you two kissing yet! >XD

Mal: *eye twitches*
Vicky: I'll make u feel better *Kisses Mal*

Mal: i feel much better now 0///u///0

Vicky: i knew u would

Dg: just as long as you two don't end up like Scott and Katy... *shudders* *faceplants on a couch* mrr frce irs in der crch

[no sry]

Mal: ?

Vicky: no idea wat ur talking about

Dg: it was terrifying! everywhere you walked there was a Scott and Katy kissing forever! Blegh! *puts face in couch again*

Mal: that's fine by me 0-0

Vicky: yah

Dg: *shoots mal with nerf bullet* you've won a nerf bullet! XD

Mal: *shoots dg with a nerf gun* i guess u won 2 >:)

Dg: you're lucky i don't have any airsoft guns! *shoots mal again*

Mal: im bored *shoots dg again*

Dg: *whispers* and i'm looking for trouble *shoots vicky* >:) *hides under blanket*

Vicky: *raises an eyebrow* ?

Mal: derp.....

Dg: *portal turrets appear and start shooting mal and vicky w/ nerf bullets* HAHAHAHA!

Mal: *pulls out a portal gun* i feel like chel *shoots two portals & the turrets land on dg*

Dg: heh heh heh... *steals portal gun, makes infinite portal thingy, pushes mal in* hmmm...

[did you know in minecraft if you get the portal mod and shoot one portal at the ground and one at the moon it makes a black hole that teleports u to the top of the world?

Mal: *going through the infinate portal loop* uhhhhhh........i think i'm gonna be sick......

Vicky: *gulp*

Mal: *moves a little 2 the left & gets free from the portal trap* that really f*ckin sucked

Dg: :D

Vicky: *turns mal into a turret* >:D

Mal: *turret voice* really? why me? what did i do 2 u?

Vicky: nothing. I just wanted to troll u for the new years.

Mal: *turret voice* Why did u hope 2 gain?

Vicky: this *setts mal in security mode*

Mal: *starts firering bullets at dg* Why did u make me do this? Dg? I'm sry

Vicky: >:)

Dg: GABEN

Dg: wow... oh wait... hmm... *goes behind couch, puts portal on ground, puts portal right above turret/mal, puts heavy pillow through floor portal, knocks turret/mal over* Isn't that how it's done?

Mal: Make it stop

Vicky: they're not reall bullets

Mal: What?

Vicky: they're sleep pellets

Mal: 0-0

Dg: WHAT NOW!

Mal: enough with the infinate portals, i'm gonna be sick. Somebody help, i can't get up

Vicky: *uses a portal gun & lifts Mal up*

Mal: change me back....

Vicky: i have lil more fun with my devil turret

Mal: u must really like turrets then

Vicky: why did u think i made u one?

Mal: oh, i didn't know

Dg: >:) i'm ready

Mal: for what?

Vicky: idk?

Dg: for anything you throw at me! I know that isn't it!

Mal: um.................

Dg: *relaxes* hmmm... *shruggs shoulders*

Mal: *shoots dg with a sleep pelet*

Dg: -_- i. hate. u. *passes out*

Mal: you are relaxed now

Vicky: *changes mal back 2 his human self*

Mal: finally, what a relief

Dg: z

Mal: i feel stiff

Vicky: that's one of the sideaffects

Mal: urk...

???: *in dark corner* hello

Mal: who are you?

???: no one amigo you don't know me! I'm, say, not a person to get along with Dg...

???: hmmm....

Mal: AL! is it you?!

???: no but Al is with me.... I'm Jacob >:) while you were having a nerf fight we snuck in...

Mal: *grinds teeth* well JACOB, better look up *shoots a portal above & bellow Jacob* >:)

Jacob: skfrgj

Al: i am here also!

Dg: AND I HAVE A FRYING PAN! *whacks Al*

Mal: hello AL. >:)

Al: asdfqwerty

Mal: ?

Dg: that'll do it... wait f---! i missed! *epic battle!*

Al: *throws Dg across room*

Dg: -_-

Mal: you mess with dg, you mess with me *punches Al in the face* >:(

Al: ow...

Mal: you deserve it. i hate you *stomps on Al's foot* >:(

Jacob: *steps off infinite portal, puts vicky in infinite portal*

Al: agh! *punches mal in the stomach*

Vicky: weeeeeee....*thinking* is my mind sliping?

Mal: err....*kicks al on the ground*

Al: *passes out, fades out*

Jacob: *flips over mal, takes out taser, runs towards dg* heh heh...

Dg: i think i hit my head...

]g2g2b srry cu2mrrw]

Vicky: *sees jacob & cloaks mal in invisibility* use it

Mal: *runs to jacob & steals tazer* *tazez jacob*

[see you :(]

Jacob: zzzttt

Dg: thx

Jacob: you haven't seen the last of me! *fades out*

Mal: i really don't like that Jacob guy.....

Vicky: he's a dou.che

Mal: aren't you still trapped in that ifenate loop?

Vicky: yes....

Mal: hold on *shoots an orange portal on the wall & puts a matress were vicky would land*

Vicky: *flys through orange portal & hits the matress* thnxs....

Mal: no prob..

Dg: Jacob...... vxv

Mal: what about him?

Dg: bleh I will never have a normal life!

Dg: nothin just another annoying guy in mah life...

Dg: BUTTER

Mal: he's a dou.che & *pulls out a diamond pick.axe i have broken the fourth wall!

Vicky: *hugs a creeper plushie* :T

Dg: butter... butter and eggnog

Dg: hmmhmhmhmh,

Mal: time to go look for diamonds *walks out & into a cave*

Vicky: he's insane right?

Dg: yeah.... wanna stay here?

Dg: cdferf

Vicky: yes, plz

-in the cave-

Mal: *whistling tune* *mining away rocks & venturing deeper into the cave*

Dg: lets hope he doesnt blow up...

Vicky: if you're gonna spawn a whole bunch of creepers, i'm gonna LITERALY rip your throught out

Dg: i only do that to my brother! besides, wouldn't disguising yourself as one be more fun? :D

Vicky: well, no cuz mal would probably k!ll us knowing we drop gunpowder & mal is crazy about explosives 0-0

Dg: Thats the thing... *switches to herobrine* i can switch to anything cuz i'm admin. >:)

-inside the cave-

Mal: *singing*mgonna find some diamonds & emeralds tonight, then lil Vicky's face will light up so bright. *Mines down deeper*

Dg: plzzzz! i want to b herobrine!

Vicky: fine....

Dg: yay *turns into herobrine* ":_

Mal: *hums* *Mines away more rocks*

Dg: */v* i am invisible now... *goes to where mal is*

Mal: *spots diamonds* yes *eye sparkles with delight* *mines the diamonds* perfect :D

Dg: *flashes herobrine on and off* >:)

Mal: *looks around* huh? *picks up diamonds & heads out*

Dg: *flashes lightning 2 feet away from door*

Mal: *puts diamonds in satchel* better be careful.....

Dg: *flickers light*

Dg: Hello BEN [idk]

Mal: *walks out of cave* just gotta get back 2 the mansion....<:/

Dg: *stands in front of door, shows herobrine, flashes lightning* >:)

Dg: *flashing lightning*

Mal: *pulls out a diamond sword* *mutters* need some mode of offense...

Dg: DIE!

Dg: *eyes glow whiter*

Mal: not today herobrine *runs with sword pointing at foes* >:)

Dg: *flips over mal* YOU CANNOT KlLL ME!

Dg: >:)

Mal: not trying to *drags sword on the ground, sets off tnt creating an explosion large enough to be cloaked so the i could get away*

Dg: *gets blown away, changes back 2 Dg* hahaha! That was fun... *walks back to house* wait till mal finds out it was me! haha!

Dg: *humming Pirates of the Caribbean song, pretending to be one*

Mal: *opens mansion door* phewwf, i made it...

Vicky: *sees mal* hey mal, back from your quest?

Mal: yeah...

Vicky: any sucsess?

Mal: yes & what were you doing this whole time?

Vicky: i put a micro camera on your forehead so i could see what was going on

Mal: say what now

Vicky: you heard me

Dg: *knocks on door*

Mal: dg, the doors kindda opened

Dg: ITS HEROBRINE!

Dg: *opens door* hola mis amigos!

Mal: whatever, >:/

Dg: i saw your face! It was hilarious!

Mal: when? >:/

DG: I WAS HEROBRINE! YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?

Mal: does it look like i care?

Dg: sure didn't seem like that *flashes lightning all around house*

Mal: bravo, you can control the weather *slowly & sarcasticaly claps*

Dg: :( *shocks mal*

Mal: ZzzttzNotzzzzttlikezzzttzI haven'tzzttzbeenZttzzzzEltrocutedZttttzzzzzBeforezzzztttz!

Dg: hmmm hopefully he's not gonna kiIl me

Mal: *eye twitches like crazy [lol XD]* still feels painful Q-Q

Dg: >:(

Dg: *lies on couch*

Dg: hmm....

Mal: *thinks* was has become of me? Wait, mal....ur insane no dought & yes you're bipolar as fu.ck. Well you can also explode when somebody pi.sses u off.....i can't change the way i am...

Dg: *playing on tablet*

[have you ever noticed that orlando bloom and harry styles look similar?]

[1: idk who that is & 2: i don't give a F.UCK about 1D, they can go burn in hell. they're a sin to this world]

[it's weird tho...]

Dg: *singing quietly* do not kiIl me mal!

Mal: so bored.........

Dg: MAL-BUSCUS I'M BOOOOOORED! (XD)

Mal: *reads a magizine* ahuh

Dg: XD wow... I can't believe you haven't kiIled me yet! ^-^ hooray 4 me!

Mal: *stabs dg in the throught with pick.axe* don't be so sure....

Dg: hchmmm.... missed... now, you will always remember this as the hour that you almost caught Captain Dg! *runs away* [lolz]

Mal: *unamused* *yawns* i'm tired....*lies down on the couch*

Dg: :( my couch... meh... *curls up in chair*

Mal: *dozes off* Zzzzzzz

Dg: *watches mal* hmm....

Mal: *dreams of exploration through other worlds* Zzzzzz -u-

Dg: hmmm.... *sends herobrine, wither and end dragon into his dreams* hmmm... >:)

-inside the dream-

Mal: huh? some one must have tampered with my dream...

Ender Dragon: RAWR! *flies high*

Mal: *makes a high edge compond bow apear* die you son of a b!tch *shoots the dragon with toxic arrows*

Ender Dragon: RaWr....*gets shot in the head with toxic arrows*

-in reality-

Mal: *starts moving like crazy* >X/

Dg: hmmm can i get him off my couch... *sends in 15 more dragons* :D

-inside the dream-

Mal: this has become way too chaotic......

???: Mal, someone has been changing the cource of your dream

Mal: who are you & who is behind all this?

???: I am the Dream Wizard [idk just made up a random name XD] & a fellow called Dg, is behind all of this

Mal: DG's behind this! *turns the dragons into stone & watches them fall from the sky & sha.tter* D:<

Dream Wizard: i'm afraid so

Mal: how do i stop this?

Dream Wizard: you must find the source of all your dreams, once you do you have to overide the system into an intense security mode preventing anyone from minipulating your mind

Mal: where is this exactly & couldn't i just wake up?

Dream Wizard: No, she could still create and send creatures to your mind even if you did wake up

Mal: how do you know all this?

Dream Wizard: I'm very old & wise Mal, very old & wise indeed

Mal: 0-0

Dg: oh no... *sends message to mal* i want my couch back! p.s. tell mr wizard he can't sell ya nothin he's a bloody trickster*

[g2g2bed & SLEEP! c u 2marrow]

-inside the dream-

Mal: dg says she wants her couch back

Dream Wizard: what the hell is that supose to mean?

Mal: oh i know, i dozed off on her couch & here i am
Dream Wizard: -_-

[Kk byeee!]

DG: *appears in dream* I WANT MY COUCH! XD

Dg: ^-^ no harm done!

-inside the dream-

Mal: well, it's curently being occupied at the moment

Dg: No worries! *disappears* *gets up of chair pushes mal on the floor* there we go....

Dg: >:)

-in reality-

Vicky: Dg what the hell is your problem?! You don't just leave him there! *picks up mal & drags him on to the loveseat* there...

Mal: *drooling from mouth* zzzzzzz

-inside the dream-

Mal: wat did dg do?

Dream Wizard: she pushed you off the couch, a girl named vicky scolded her & then vicky put you on the loveseat...

Mal: dg's lucky i'mma deep sleeper >:(

Dg: oh geez...

Vicky: *scratches dg's arm really hard* i'm mad at you >:(

Dg: I'm gonna die...

Vicky: *glares at dg* i only scratched your arm >:(

Mal: *drooling* ZzzZzzz
Vicky: he's a really deep sleeper ain't he dg?

Dg: *winces* oh fine! *walks up to room*

Mal: *wakes up & rubbs eyes* Awwhhhh! *yawns* what'd i miss?

Vicky: dg was doing things.....

Mal: where is she?

Vicky: idk but i'm mad at her....

Mal: why?

Vicky: cuz she toyed with your dreams & she pushed you off the couch, luckily i dragged you on the loveseat

Mal: oh....

Svet: *rushed to the mansion & knocks on the door rapidly* plz answer....

Mal: i'll get it *gets up off the loveseat & openes the door* oh uh, hi Svet...

Svet: Mal, you're just the guy i wanted to see

Mal: why? um, plz come in if you want

Svet: oh what a gentleman *walks inside* i came to you cuz you would know on hw to deal with the situation...

Dg: *in room playing with ice and fire, staring at fire* mal......

dg: hmmm

Mal: what the situation Svet?

Svet: oh, well Mike had this plan to capture and destroy everything you loved, personaly i thought that was a little too far & refused. They captured me, then after you came i was able to escape

Mal: i see

Dg: *finds plant, sets it ablaze* Hmmmm.....

Svet: they're still after me, so i was looking for you

Mal: *nodds head* i see

Dg: *senses* O.o why do i have 6th sense? *runs out of room* MAL VICKY! MIKE VITO AND MANITOBA ARE 1 MILE FROM HERE! Svet?

Mal: What?!

Svet: *hides under the couch* they can't find me X'(

Vicky: DG Get some weaponry!

Mal: *pulls out switchblade & a pistol* got mine

Dg: *stands at the top of stairs* Tnt and redstone anyone? >:) I also have... a horrible sword covered in poison from the poison dart frog!

*dagger not sword Xd*

Dg: I'll take Manitoba, Vicky take Vito, Mal with Mike.

Mal: agreed

Vicky: got it. i'll use my magic

Svet: mmmmmmm....:'(

Dg: LETS GO!

Mal: well i forgot to tell ya'll that i set trapps all around the mansion

Vicky: 0-0

Dg: >:) perfect

Mal: shhhhh....*hides inside the loveseat*

Vicky: *nodds head & turns invisible*

Dg: *hides in kitchen*

Dg: *gets knife ready* hmmmm

Mal: *loads pistol*

Vicky: *dead silence*

Mike: *busts open door* oh svetlana!

Svet: <:X

Mal: >:/

Vicky: >:I

*manitoba and Vito walk in*

Mike: search the house!

Mal: *scratches the loveseat with his nails [though i really don't have any] & quickly puts hand in loveseat*

Vicky: *makes a tapping noise*

Dg: *telepathy-mal and vicky* STOP MAKING NOISES!

Mal: *telepathicaly to dg* we're trying to distract them -_-

Dg: ...

Mal: >:/

Dg: *turns invisible, walks to mal* shhh

Mal: *gives dg the 'i'm doing it captin ovious' face*

Dg: *telepathy* ready?

Dg: ...

[you have to respond as the other characters ya know]

Mal: *telepathicly* let them get close

Dg: *tpthy* k

Vito: yo! where are they?

Mike: SHHHHH!

Manitoba: yeah shut up!

Mike: *walks around towards loveseat*

dg: o.O

Mal: >X)

Dg: hmmmm *makes mal invisible, appears*

Mal: *telepathicaly* u ruined my fun X(

Dg: *Tlpthy* your invisible... have fun with your knife...

Mal: *telepathicaly* but i want to be seen when i spring on them & knife their face, i wanna say SURPRISE B!TCHES

Dg: i'm the only one visible now... HEY YO OVER HERE! *flips over mike*
Mike: what the...

Dg: *cuts mike* seeya! *runs to room*

Mike: AFTER HER!

[I've suddenly turned into an executioner or something]

Dg: *telepathy* use /v

Manitoba: *chases dg*

Dg: *hiding in room* >:)

Mal: *does Vito impresion* hey yo, what about the loveseat?

Vicky: *makes mal visible*

[i'm this much of a b!tch in RL XD]

mike: *turns around* Vito stop messing..... around... mal.....

Dg: die! *pops out*

Manitoba: not so fast! *traps dg w/ whip*

Dg: grrrr!

Mal: *jumps out of the loveseat* SURPRISE B!TCHES! *slashes mike's face with his switchblade [the one vicky gave me]* i'd prefer it to be Vito, but this'll do >:D

Dg: *tlpthy* whatever you do do not break me free!

Manitoba: Dont have a plan do ya Dg? *gets in dg's face*

Dg: STFU guy I'm not alone *cuts Manitoba with free hand*

Manitoba: no! *cuts Dg on the arm*

Mike: agh! *slashes Mal in the throat* >:)

Vito: *jumps on mal*

Mal: *tlpathicly* okay.....0.o

Mal: *shoots Vito & patches up throught cut * *loads gun & points it at mike* try me wise boy >:(

Dg: *winces* same arm vicky scratched.... rrgh

Manitoba: *cuts Dg more*

Dg: you're only helpin me...

Vicky: *turns into a king cobra & slithers up mike's back*

Mike: you aren't the only one with tricks! */v* *walks aroud mal, stabs mal in the back* >:)

Manitoba: Dg.... you are bleeding to death... you will die... give! up!

Dg: no! (he doesn't know of the mc death con.nection!) no...

Manitoba: Fine then! *cuts Dg's face*

Mike: COBRA! agh! *trys to pull it off*

Mal: *winces* well you're not the only one who can hurt ppl....*shoots Mike* my trigger finger was itching.....

Vicky: *slithered off mike before he was shot*
Mal: Vicky?

Vicky: *smiles* yes...

Mike: ow! *looks to vito- follow me* *runs upstairs*

Dg: grrrrrr....

Manitoba: hahaha!

Dg: three stooges!

Mal: help.....vicky....

Vicky: here put this on *gives mal a black demon ring with red crystlized demon vemon in the middle*

Mal: what's this?
Vicky: it's the eye of thundera, no jk XD it's a healing ring forged in the plains of Anthedor

Mal: haha *slips the ring on his ring finger* so how does it work?

Vicky: rub the ring when you have serious injeries like now for example

Mal: okay *rubbs ring & wounds fade away*

Vicky: *turns into a rat* i'll ride on your shoulder

Mal: *gets up* dg's probably con.ected a death with minecraft again, the others don't know that. There falling right into a trap

Vicky: *climbs up on mal's shoulder* off we go!

Mal: *walks up the stairs* i'm in no rush really...

Vicky: oh..

Dg: Graaaagh!

*Manitoba mike and vito cutting Dg*

Dg: Why haven't i died yet?!

Mal: *shoots the celing above dg* this'll make it go faster....

Vicky: o6o

Dg: Xx

Dg: DAMIT MAL!

Dg: >X(

Mal: what'd i do?! i just shot the dam celing!

Dg: goodbye bloody hell!

Dg: *Tlpthy* ready?

Dg: *goes limp, disappears, appears in bed, does /v to be invisible*

Mal: *tlpath* 4 wat exactly?

Dg: *tlpthy* to get them!

Mike: She's dead, you're next!

Mal: *tlpath* i guess....

Vicky: :P

Mal: *jumps on Vito* BONJERNO B!TCH [it means hello in italian]

[I WENT TO ITALY I KNOW THAT!]

Dg: ooh magical rope gon tie you up! *ties mike,manitoba, and vito

[i don't care if u went to italy, i'm still gonna be a d!ck & tell u anyways. I AM F*CKIN ITALIAN]

Mal: *gets up & brushes shirt* well are we done here?

Vicky: *shuggs tiny rat shoulders*

Dg: /v i guess... k celebrate w/ hot chocolate?

Dg: :]

Mal: i'll have some hot cider.....mmmmm hot cider
Vicky: *jumps off on Mal's shoulder & becomes human again* either or is fine by me

Dg: wait... where's svet?

Dg: CIDER! *runs downstairs*

Dg: **

Svet: *gets out from under the couch* right here...

Mal: *walks down the stairs* hmhm, gonna get some cider, hmhmhm

Vicky: *follows* you want some cider, svet?

Svet: sure, a glass would be fine

Dg: after, follow me if you want to.... *climbs onto roof, lays down*

Dg: hmmm...

Mal: *climbs onto the roof* mmmmk

Vicky: *teleports on the roof* hello Svet: *uses gymnastics teniques 2 get on 2 the roof*

Dg: beautiful...

Mal: :T

Vicky: wat's so beautiful?

Svet: idk

dg: fire *makes fire dance in middair*

Mal: *mutters* that's my thing >:/

Vicky: 0-0

Svet: oh, uh....

Dg: yes but i can still do this *freezes mal's nose* ^-^
[g2g c u not tomorrow... :[

[c u :(]

Dg: I LIEK BUTTER!

[lol]

[btw this is how i act in real life...]

Mal: *lights on fire* *nose thawes* grrrrr...

Vicky: Mal, control your temper

Mal: *fire dimes* fine.....

Svet: Mal, you are quick tempered

Mal: *flames ignite* SHUT UP!

Svet: *whimpers* urrrr...<:/

Vicky: MAL!

Mal: *stepes back & cools off*

Dg: hmmm..... [me: lololololo!]

[do you have a skype?]

[sry.......uh, no]

Mal: >:T

Dg: X/

Mal: *takes out 3ds XL & plays donkey kong country returns 3d* need concentration >:/

Dg: good butter.... *walks to edge of roof*

Svet: DG!

Vicky: don't worry she'll live

Mal: *keeps playing* must beat....crowded cavern! D:<

Dg: >:) *sits on ledge, starts humming C418_cat*

Mal: *in da 'zone'* almost there....*eye twitches*

Dg: *staring at something* hmmm....

Mal: *beats level* YES! FINALLY! *breaths heviely* i......hated......that.....level >XD

Dg: hmm. *flips off roof into woods* *running in woods* where are you...'

Mal: *shuts off ds & puts it in pocket* *give vicky the 'get ready' face*

Vicky: *openes portal 2 the woods*
Mal: well, tootles *jumps through the portal* >:)

Svet: i wonder why he was going?

Vicky: beats me...

Dg: I know you're here Jacob.... where....

Mal: *sneeks up behind dg* Well Hiyah!

Dg: *smacks Mal* shh Jacob is here.......

Mal: *grabs dg's hand & it burns* >:/

Dg: *winces* hmmm... X/

Jacob: *hiding in bush* looks like mal is doing my job for me... >:)

Mal: *whispers* dg, i hear something.....

Dg: Yeah... thats why i came out here..'

(ben drowned)

Mal: *pulls out a pistol & shoots a bush* hmmm...

[i heard that steve drowned too XD]

Jacob: *moves out of way* hello...

Mal: what? is AL with you too? >:/

Jacob: You're in my way mal...

Jacob: youre in my way

Mal: in the way of what?

*metal chains wrap around mal and dg*

Dg: ...

Mal: *tries to melt the chains* grrrrrrr >:(

Dg: mal don't get overheated... it'll melt the chains but melt my skin...

Mal: *tries to cool down but can't* grrrrr.....i can't cool down this time.....*murmurs* dg, your deaths are conected to minecraft...

Dg: but everyone else isn't... *freezes chains, breaks them*

Mal: *ground burns benthe him* ur.....

Dg: *punches Jacob* wtfdude?

(g2g school 2mrrw... :[ )

[see yah 2marrow & haha sucker i don't go back 2 school til next monday]

(ps i didn't have school today nor do i have school 2morrow! so ha!)

Mal: *grabs jacobs wrist & it burns* >:(

Dg: *freezes jacob, except 4 his wrist*

Jacob: *vanishes* heh heh...

Mal: i REALLY hate that guy >:(

Dg: yeah i realized that!

Jacob: I'll be back.....

Mal: >:(....no me gusta....

Dg: yeh.... well I'm gonna go find him!

Dg: *walks deeper into woods*

Dg: *running thru trees*

[g2g....see you later....]

:(

weeep

Mal: well, i don't really know what 2 do.....i'm just puzzled

Dg: *running through woods looking 4 jacob*

Dg: *pulls out blade, stabs a tree* agh WHERE ARE U!

Mal: *walks back 2 the mansion* hmhm......bored as hell...

Vicky: *spots Mal* HEY! MAL! *waves arms franticly*

Mal: *sees Vicky* Hey Vic!

Vicky: (i have a prank in mind) *teleports 2 mal* what would u say if i....*turns mal into a mlp [u know what it looks like]*

Mal: into what?

Vicky: this....*holds up a mirror*

Mal: *sees reflection* HOLY SH!T I'M A UNICORN!
Vicky: (oh, god his reaction is halarious) >:)

Dg: ggrrrr....

Jacob: came to talk

Dg: *holds knife up to his neck wtf do you want?!

Jacob: >:)

Mal: *gazes at new form* so i'm a unicorn.....so i can preform magic?

Vicky: correct

Mal: *horn glows red* *levitates vicky*

Vicky: woah....

Jacob: *punches dg in the stomach*

Dg: not gonna work

Dg: stay away....

Jacob: no *punches dg in the stomach*

Dg: I can't die

Jacob: but you can feel pain!

Dg: >:(

Mal: well, um....*thinks briefly* why aren't u a pony?

Vicky: *changes into a pegasus pony* happy now?

Mal: not quite...>:)

Dg: Go away jake

Dg: .....

Mal: bored, bored, bored, bored, bored....

Vicky: ur bored

Mal: yes, i'm very bored

Dg: *stabs jacob, runs bak to house, hides in bush* mal and vick are mlp's *shudders*

Mal: uh, this is a long story 0-0

Vicky: embrace the ponification!

Dg: *slaps vick and mal* grrrr

Mal: *uses magic & changes dg into a duck* quack quack little dg

Vicky: no, change her into an earth pony

Mal: okay *changes dg into an earth pony* >:)

Dg: wtf! *eyes glow white* Don't mess with the herobrine....

Mal: i'm sry but in the minecraft update it states that they REMOVED Herobrine...*levitates a minecraft update sheet*

Dg: You can't remove me! [ #4IzzyT]

Mal: eh, but i can do this *changes dg's gender to it's oppisite* >:)

Dg: no! *changes back, teleports mal to dg* don't mess with me*

Mal: u teleported 2 urself >XD *rfols*

Dg: >:[ *respawns*

Mal: >XD

Dg: *walks out of house* grrr *runs into woods* jake...

[gonna play legend of zelda]

Dg: Where are you jake?