AU.

"Hey guyse. Guyse. Guyse." Ash wouldn't shut-up. He kept on yelling at us while we where listening to Counting Stars on loop. "Ash, if you don't shut the helI up I swear I will shove a-" I didn't get to finish. Ash had run of, and Max was holding a picture behind his back. I shuttered. The pictures that boy finds on the internet... "Well," Ash had started when he returned, after May had pulled Max aside and hung him to a tree by handcuffs. "I got a BRILLIANT idea. Why don't we, ya' know, preform the song?" Duh. "Makes sence for an idiot like you to-" I never got to finish. Max was screiming at May louder than the sonicbooms Sonic makes while escaping a city. So mutch for her Maxyata idea. "Max. Will you please shut-up?" May stated calmly, if though Drew beside her looked alittle....unsettled. "I already thought out the parts. One singer, 'cause the song only sorta has one singer." That child is very much a pro at English. "I'll play guitar, 'cause I'm actually good at it." Damit. He's right about that. I was hopping that I was gonna get to do that. "Hey! Listen," I snapped at the dimmwitted male-donkey, "Just because you can get one hundered percent on Battery doesn't mean...." My voice trailed of. Ash was staring at me with a grin I haven't seen since he beat me in a battle. KiIljoy. "Oh...." How...normal......

Next thing I knew, Ash was having me read over the lyrics. Atleast Dawn was helping...sorta. "Well," I snorted, "Ash is... just an.....a-" "HEY PEOPLE!" Ash's voice sounded from the hallway.
"Shlt." I muttered
"It's showtime."
"Ok, a-"
Why don't I ever get to finish my dam sentences. Ash had started dragging me down the hallway by the collor of my shirt. "Ash." I managed to get out, before I started choking. It felt like an Octilirage wrapping it's tenticals around my windpipe. "Oh shut-up, will ya'?" Ash stated as he dragged me out onto the stage. I could see Dawn in the crowd.I tried to say hello and, but all I could get out was a choke and a tiny hand lift before Ash threw me at the microphone. I grabbed it before it hit the ground. Well, no turning back now.... I got up, stared at Ash and turned on the microphone. Oh, the coma he'll be in after this. Shot Ash a warnning glance, then turned back around....

"Baby lately I've been losing sleep.."

Hello from hell-hole I mean school ^w^

I did quite a few..... uh.... whatevathehellthingsarecalled.

1. I like portraying Ash as an idiot...
2.(Mature) Recovershipping picture.
3. I hope I didn't give away one of my songs....
4.Battery is the hardest song on Rock Band Two
5.Octillerage is a Pokemn on GPX+. It's Pokedex entry is: As it evolved, it's seething rage grew with it. It would like to do nothing more than wrap its tenticals around your vonirable (Sp) windpipe." Yeh...........

BABYLATELYIVEBEENLOSINGSLEEPDREAMINGABOUTALLLTHETHINGSWECOULDBEANDLATLEYIVEBEENIVEBEENPLAYINGHARDSOONWEWONTBECOUNTINGDOLLARSWELLBECOUNTINGSTARSYAWELLBECOUNTINGSTARS.

Yehh.

Oh ya. Free latte for whoever sees the two spelling mistakes in the picture.

OH YEESH
6. Can YOU guess whos P.O.V it is?
7.SHIPPENS! Contestshipping and _____Shipping. _____Shipping is ____xDawn.
Guess.