(this is a joke)
Santa,
All I want for Christmas is a shiny red button. It doesn't need to be for anything specific, just a big SHINY red button. And by the way, I've been really "good" this year! I would love that button though, so don't forget about the SHINY RED BUTTON!
... And thank you.
Sincerly yours,
Dal
P.S.: I'm invading Earth...
(for those who are wondering what is under the giant END, it's supposed to be end in Japanese... sadly I'm not all that great with Japanese anymore...)