The most non-threatening superhero (except Aquaman) with a sense of humor. Ever. Basically me as a superhero. I have a cardboard cape (it works) that's as consistant as Superman's silver age powers. And can cut, or just practically do anything, even cardboard (seriously, it's hard to cut with scissors), with my trusty pair of scissors. Also, my contest is ending soon (Dec. 10). It's me as a superhero. Get on that.