muhuhahaha! [locks door before you can escape] now... care for a cupcake, love?

maybe you'd prefer the taste of my knife? : D

that's right, poppet. now we can do this the easy way... or the hard way... your choice. ^_^

[lifts blanket] you're mine now, dearie! there's no escaping now! now eat a cupcake, or you become one! ^_^

all locked, love!

only my knives, poppet! and they're mine... touch them, and i'll end you! [gives a sadistic smile]

no! it's not like that! i just don't want you to hurt yourself! i want to be the one to do that! ^_^

[i'll draw him soon]
no, love. now you can live and help me, or die and be an ingredient. make your choice, poppet...

owww.... like i said, all locked! now, if i swear not to hurt you, will you be my apprentice? that's why i called you here! i just get defensive... i'm sorry, love....

thanks! now, grab a knife and throw it at the target on the wall.

0/// . ///0 wow! very nice! [removes knife]but look what i can do! [throws knife and hits same place]

here! ^w^ i think we're gonna get along just fine!

0///////0 wow...

yes, love! ^//////^
i actually enjoy your company, now it's getting late, so i should show you to your room. [enters pale blue room w/ pale pink bedspread.] do you like it, poppet?

oh you like him? he's a friend of mine! would you like to meet him? along with the rest of the creepypastas?

yes! we'll go tomorrow at noon! but it's late now i'm gonna turn in for the night, love! sweet dreams poppet!

[night passes] morning, love! i made breakfast! bacon, pancakes, waffles, and muffins! ^u^

aww! you're just too cute when you're sleepy! anyways, i made breakfast. it's on the table, love.

i'll help you, dear. [brings coffee] here! if you need more, just shout.

i told you i wouldn't hurt you! now, we should be going! : D

if you want to survive them, you should probably take these... [hands list]

essentials
jacket
candy
nintendo 3ds
pocket knife
camera
black sharpie [for signing stuff]

i'll make sure they won't, love. i'll protect you.

very impressive! [gets in car, drives for at least 45 minutes] we're here!
jeff: hey
BEN: who are you?
slendy: greetings, my child, i have heard much about you from oliver [2p eng/and]
m & h: so have we

slendy: i would appreciate it if you got off...
BEN: you shouldn't have done that...
2p eng/and: i would get off, love

[real me pops up and hugs BEN]
Don't listen to her... [my BEN... he's reserved for me :D]

we do what everyone else does. ben plays video games, jeff hangs out with smile, masky and hoodie bake cheesecakes, and slendy hangs out in the backyard

that's normal for us! [real me kisses BEN on cheek]

okay, but we have a full kitchen

oh. alrighty then.

m & h: agreed

jeff: oliver... you thinking what i'm thinking? >:D
oliver: no don't ki// her! i swore i would protect her! o///_///o

slender: well, she'd make a good sister for jeff, that's for sure

lost silver: use a bow and arrow! it's super effective!

[he steps in front of him] stop!

[eyes start swirling pink and blue]
back away please... [eyes return to normal]

well...

i will do him more often then! haha