GET THE BANNANA CANNON! by Ezri F.

#LOL #Jane #Jess #CreepyPasta #Fan #Boys #Bannana #Cannon
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Yesh! Based on a R.P. Me and Jess did.

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painted on a Nintendo 3DS
26 Nov, 2013, 6:33 pm
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Ezri F.

27 Nov, 2013, 12:57 am

Jeff: ...WTF?
Jane: Shut up! We are more fabulous than you, anyways!
Jeff: Are you two high...?!

CandyManga

27 Nov, 2013, 1:31 am

Oh mi god XD

Ezri F.

27 Nov, 2013, 1:00 pm

Jane: Heh, so who'd you break up with again? Was he a jerk?

Ezri F.

27 Nov, 2013, 5:55 pm

Jane: Was it Ben? Imma ki.ll that boy...

Ezri F.

28 Nov, 2013, 2:00 pm

Jane: ....why do random people comeing into our house?!

Ezri F.

29 Nov, 2013, 3:07 am

Jane: ...uh wtf...?!
*Sigh* *Crosses arms* ...hey, you need to leave. I'm sick of the possesed demon children that randomly wander into our house. So, GTFO.

Ezri F.

29 Nov, 2013, 7:18 pm

Jane: K, *Grabs Jess' arm* ...this is when WE RUUUUUN!! *Runs away scr.eaming*

Ezri F.

30 Nov, 2013, 6:21 pm

Jane: Jone, get out of the way! *Charges at Wella with knife*

Ezri F.

30 Nov, 2013, 7:05 pm

Jane: *Crosses arms* 'Cause she was getting on my- *Turns around* HEY! Where'd she go?!

Ezri F.

01 Dec, 2013, 12:25 am

Jane: ...um, Jone, are you natrually red faced or...-
Jeff: AH! EMERGENCY! There's a monster girl outside!!

Ezri F.

01 Dec, 2013, 12:27 am

Jane: ...why is it an emergency?
Jeff: ...c-cause... I-I don't really know... heh... heh...?
Jane: *Sighs*

Ezri F.

01 Dec, 2013, 4:13 am

Jane: awww! But I wanted to ki.ll him! ...darn...

Ezri F.

01 Dec, 2013, 4:27 am

Jeff: OH! But, I forgot! Jane, I had something awesome to tell you-
Jane: ...what do you mean by "Awesome"?
Jeff: ...well, uh.... um.... C-could you help me check out the borders?
Jane: ...you're joking right?
Jeff: ...heh..heh... no.
Jane: ...Jeff! I am not a bu.tt- kissing proxy! I don't do what slendy asks!
Jeff: ...but-
Jane: NO!
Jeff: ...please?
Jane: ...no! Why would anything come through the well anyways?!
Jeff: ...s-slendy said...anything could come through... at any time!
Jane: ...uh, huh. Sounds like slendy being a wuss to me.
Jeff: ...please, Jane! Please!
Jane: ...*Sighs* ...What do you think, Jone?
Jeff: ... don't ask him! He's just as babyish as Masky! (Without the super loyal proxy stuff XP ) He'll say "no" right off the bat! *Shoots Jone a dir.ty look*

Ezri F.

01 Dec, 2013, 10:45 am

Jeff: *Shoots Jone a look*
Jane: *Wasn't paying attention, too busy asking Jess how it went >:3*
Jeff: ...so this means you'll come with me?
Jane: ...Fine. But only if Jess can come!
Jeff: ...ok! We might see ghosts and i'mma pi$$ of the rake while i'm at it!
Jane: *Laughs* Not if I do it first! Oh, heh heh, Jone? Did you say something?
Jeff: ...no! He gas been pretty quiet lately, what's on your mind buddy? *Nudges Jone*

Ezri F.

01 Dec, 2013, 10:48 am

Jane: ...but I swear he...!
Jeff: ...You hearing things, Janie?
Jane: ...do NOT at anytime call me JANIE.
Jeff: ...yeah, ok!
...
Eep! Jess, C'mon, We gotta go!

Ezri F.

01 Dec, 2013, 8:10 pm

Jane: Hi sweeties. *Hugs both*
Jeff: Jess, Jane, It's getting dark! We have to go, like, now!
Jane: Don't you have to stay here with them, Jess? It's far to dangerous for them to come...!
Jeff: ...yeah, don't you have to stay?

Ezri F.

01 Dec, 2013, 8:18 pm

Jane: *Sees Jone covering his face* ...Jone? What's the matter? Are you-?
*Sits in front of him*
...Jone... let me see...
*Gently pulls hands away from his face*
O///O
...woah... you're... a human too...

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 2:11 am

(Soooo sorry I was at my grandma's)
Jane: O///O *Doesn't know how to react*
Jeff: Um, heh heh, lets go... like... NOW. *Grabs Jane's arm*
Jane: *Pulls against him* ...let go! Go on you're own!

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 2:34 am

Jeff: Is anyone going to come with me?!
Jane: ...J-Jone... um... I'm gonna go now... *Smiles slightly*
Jeff: Ok! Who wants to find some ghosts?

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 2:48 am

Jane: *Acting abit weird* Hey, guys? I think i'm going to stay here...
Jeff: Eh?! Why?!
Jane: I-I'm not sure I just... uh...

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 2:58 am

Jeff: Ok! Lets go! *Walks ouside*

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 3:12 am

Jane: Jess, you don't have to stay. Go with Jeff, have fun! I'll stay here... and... heh heh... i'm not sure what i'll do... but, you go!

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 3:36 am

Jeff: NO WAY! *Laughs*

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 3:46 am

Jeff: Well, I'm-
*Sudden strong wind*
O-O What the...?

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 3:57 am

Jeff: *Eyes widen* ...did... anyone just hear that?

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 3:58 am

*Faint sound of crying*

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 4:07 am

Jeff: ...I'm starting to understand why Jane didn't want to come...
*Crying gets louder*
Jeff: Heyyy? Anyone there?
*Little girl with long, brown hair is walking around with her hands over her face sobbing. Acasionally saying "Daddy" Between sobs.*
Jeff: Um, hey? Are you ok?
???: *Suddenly turns towards them* *Has no face but tears are running down her cheeks*

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 4:31 am

???: ....LYERS. ALL OF YOU PATHETIC THINGS... I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS... ON TOP OF HIDING MY DADDY...YOU LIE! LIES! LIES! One of you will pay for it.... NO... ALL OF YOU...!! *Wipes away tears*
Jeff: Hold on, who's you're dad-
???: HUSH! *Slams & Holds Jeff against a tree* DON'T SPEAK! ANY OF YOU! NOW WHATCH AS THIS BOY SUFFERS THE PAIN FOR YOU... *Slowly starts squeezing Jeff's neck*
Jeff: ....H-Help... P-Please...!

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 4:49 am

Slender: What in the hell is- SARAH!
Sarah: Heh, heh, Hi dad. >:3
Slender: ...*Sigh* How many times must I tell you that you can't do this?!
Sarah: ...Do what?
Slender: ...To Scare the living skittles out of them and halfway get yourself kil.led!!
Sarah: ...Oh, heh heh. THAT. *Drops Jeff* ...Heh heh...heh...?
Jeff: *Stands up* ...You have... A DAUGHTER?!
Slender: Well... um... uh...
Sarah: Hello, My name is Sarah, and this is my daddy! :D
Slender: *Face Palm*

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 4:55 am

Jeff: *Laughs* Oh, man. You even threaghtened to skin Slendy! Ha ha ha!
Slender: She said what now?

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 5:04 am

Jeff: YOU CAN DO THAT?! Cool!
Sarah: ...my hair can pick up things! OUO
Slender: ...Ok, Sarah, lets go back to the house.
Sarah: Ok... can I stop by Jane's room to say "Hi" like last time?
Slender: ...sure sweetie. *Pats Sarah's head*
Sarah: Tee hee! CX

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 5:05 am

Jeff: WAIT!
*Slender and Sarah stop*
Jeff: We haven't pi$$ed of the rake yet!! *Gets rock*

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 5:12 am

Jeff: HEEEEY! RAKIE-POO!! *Throws rocks into the clearing*
Slender: Alright, alright! Leave him alone, Jeffery.
Jeff: Uuuuh... Don't call me that!

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 5:20 am

*Jeff runs inside the house, laughing.*

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 5:26 am

Jeff: Woah, who me? (HOLLA, It depends how old Jess is XP)

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 5:38 am

(I'm sorry but i'm egsausted. I don't know what time it is where you live, but, here it's 12:37 AM. So yeah. I'm probobly going to bed soon. XC )

Ezri F.

02 Dec, 2013, 5:39 am

(Continue like... same time tomorrow?)

Ezri F.

03 Dec, 2013, 12:23 am

ok! Continue now?

Ezri F.

03 Dec, 2013, 1:34 am

Jeff: Heh, i'm 17.

Ezri F.

03 Dec, 2013, 2:03 am

Jeff: Heh heh. *Smiles nervously*

-Meanwhile-
Jane: *Sitting in her room*

Ezri F.

03 Dec, 2013, 2:19 am

Jane: So.... how was you're little adventure? Fun? Scary?

Ezri F.

03 Dec, 2013, 2:26 am

Jane: ...Heh heh... yeah. He has a temper...!

Ezri F.

03 Dec, 2013, 2:33 am

Jane: Hey guys...! Jessica, you look to cute...! CX

Ezri F.

03 Dec, 2013, 2:34 am

Jane: Oh, Jess... uh... do you know where Jone is? I need to talk to him...

Ezri F.

03 Dec, 2013, 2:39 am

Jane: Ok... um... I'm going to go now...! *Runs outside* *Suddenly awkward* ...Oh... h-hey Jone... O//>//O

Ezri F.

03 Dec, 2013, 2:46 am

Jane: ...heh heh... I uh...erm...
have wanted to... applogise...!

Ezri F.

03 Dec, 2013, 3:04 am

Jane: ...who in the- JESSICA?! Is that you?!

Ezri F.

03 Dec, 2013, 3:14 am

Jane: Oh my god...
YOU DUMB LITTLE SKITTLE HEADS! HAS ANYONE EVER TAUGHT YOU NOT TO DO THIS?!

Ezri F.

03 Dec, 2013, 3:21 am

Jane: ...If I were you're mother I would be whipping you!

Ezri F.

03 Dec, 2013, 3:22 am

(Hey where do you live and what time is it there?)

Ezri F.

03 Dec, 2013, 3:38 am

(I'm in maryland and it's 10:36 PM) I'm sorry i'm egsausted. I'm going to go to bed so I can get up in the morning and have coffee... 7TH GRADE SUUUUUUCKS. DX

Ezri F.

03 Dec, 2013, 3:41 am

Jane says night. *Passes out on the floor* Y-Y

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