Yo I'm heeere! XD Ready

ALRIGHTY LET'S GOOOOOO
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Tobi: HANNAH-CHAN DON'T YOU WANT A COOKIE QAQ

Me: NOT FROM YOU. YOU CAN'T COOK DX

Yuki: *playing video game with Kat* >:3

*chasing Hidan* Me: HIDAAAAAAAN!!!! When I get my hand on you, You WILL DIE!!!
Hidan: You ****, you can't even catch me!

Me: O3O *trips Hidan* Bad P3doPanda

(ASDFGHJKL MY MOM IS FORCING ME TO RAKE LEAVES DX I gotta go......)

Me: Thank you for tripping the jerk for me, Hanini!

(Awww man! Well, ok it's fine. I'll wait : 3)

(My mom's mak'n me clean up now anyways)

Me: Yes yes, no repay me for tripping him by BEATING DA SH!T OUTTA HIM >:D

Kat: Hmmm....I think she was cleaning her room.

Yuki: Hi Okita >//w//< And yes she was, I told her to pick up all her sketches and the discareded weapons, it made her room look worse than Kakazu's when he's looking for his money .-.

Emika: CRUUUUUD. I CAN'T FIND MY- OW! Oh, there's my shurikin!

Yuki: Wanna play Okita? I just finished beating Kat >:3

Kat: Yea for the first time in like ten battles XD

Yuki: Er- well.....yea fine. *ruffles his hair*

Kat: Moooooom! Stooooop iiiiiiiit D///:<

Emika: Wha- Oh hiya Souji ^////^ What can I do for you :3?

Yuki: Alright *hands him her controler* Kat Dad's way better than I am, you're in for the beating of your life XD

Kat: Oh yea right! I am EPIC when it comes to SSBB!

Kat: ARE YOU DOUBTING MY AMAZINGNESS DAD *strikes a heroic pose* >:3

Emika: Sure ,if you want to ^w^

Kat: I'LL PROVE YOU WRONG THEN XD

Emika: So how're you. Figured it'd be boring to clean in scilence X3

*Grabs Hidan*

Me: NOW YER GONNA PAY FOR DESTROYING MY TRIBUTE TO BILLY GRAM CD!!!! D:<

Hidan: Not my fault you left it beside my scythe! >:P

Me: SHUT THE HECK UP!!! D:< *Punches Hidan*

Me: YEA GET HIM SILVER >:D

Kat: X3

Emika: That was so cheesey, but adorable too! I guess I can try to finish this quickly, and then you wanna go to the little town near here :D

Hidan: *censored* YOU *censored* IDIOT!!! *Pulls out scythe* Now YOU die! *Swings it at me*

Me: CRAP! *Get's my left cheek* Owwwww!

Me: JERK!!! *Makes hand signs* Fire Style! Dragon's Breath Jutsu!!!

*Misses*

Hidan: HAHAHA!!! You dumb***! You can't even do a simple jutsu! XD

Me: Shaddup! I can do a Water Syle jutsu. >:P

Emika: Great ^////^

Kat: Yip? Ooooh I forgot, you're a kitsune!

Yuki: Yesh he is X//3
Me: I CAN DO A LIGHTNING STYLE JUSTU! But water's my strong point, LIGHTNING STYLE! COLOR STORM! *pretty beams of colored lightning attack Hidan*

Hidan: S-SH!T

Emika: Yea I can't wait!

Kat: Okay, well that still dosen't explain why you yipped -.-'

(Speaking of Kitsunes, what if we made Yuki and Okita's next kid a Kistune instead of a demon like Yuki :D
also in this RP Yuki is pregnant)

Me: YEAH! GOOOOO HANINI!!! XDDDDDDDD

Me: >:D

Dei: YAY ART :D

Hidan: OW! GTFO -OW- HANNAH!

Emika: X///3

Kat: Then you gonna explain that?

Emika: Just gotta...*puts box of shurikins on shelf* annnnnnnd done!

Yuki: Yea, it's what foxes do *kisses Okita's cheek* >//w//<

Kat: eeeeeeewwwww D:

Emika: *rushes out door*

Yuki: *sneezes cutely*

(OMFJ I'M WATCHING THE DAY OF THE DOCTOR >w<)

(Hey sorry if I reply slowly, as I said I've got DW on)

Emika: To the town >//3//</)

Yuki: >//w//< sorry. *laughs* S-sorry, the kid's kicking me again X//D

Emika: Ha ha! Heeeere we are!

Yuki: Of course, but I warn you, she can be quite the fighter!

Emika: Here! *points to Icecream parlor*

Yuki: Actually, my sister is. Like my speical skill is poison, hers is healing. She helped in figuring out the gender X//D

Baby: *kicks Okita*

Emika: Wait are you sure o//w//o

Yuki: Someone's taking after her dad ://3

Emika: Of course >//w//<

Yuki: ://3

(Hey in a bit maybe in a bit we can skip to when the kid's born? Er- if you wanna XD)

(Awesome! Well tell me when you're ready to timeskip :D)

Emika: Thanks ^////^

Emika: Uuuuuhhhhh....I think I saw him in the kitchen, why?

Emika:....wait wha? What does.....OH SHOOT I GOTTA CALL AUNT HATSUMI! *calls Hatsumi* AUNT HATSUMI I NEED YOU HERE LIKE NOW!!!

Hatsumi: OH IT'S TIME! I'M ON MY WAY! *poofs to base* Hi! Okay so where's yor mother?

Emika: In her room! *points to Yuki's room*

Hatsumi: *runs up stairs*

Me: *Sticks my head in kitchen* Yuki! Baby! NOW! XD That was halirious, although IDK why .-.

Hatsumi: Hey Okita you can come in now :3

Me: XD forget it. So here's a question, how did YOU find out about Yuki first? What were you doing...HEY WAIT! HIDAN'S ROOM IS NEXT TO YUKI'S, WERE YOU MESSING WITH HIM WITHOUT ME D:<

Yuki: *Nods* Here she is.

Baby: (Has crimison hair, and 4 fluffy tails) *Asleep* -.-

Yuki: We still need to name her ^////^

(Hey if you don't have any name ideas I do XD)

Yuki: Yea! Funny, first time we were dealing with Kat trying to eat you X///D

Me: *kicks you* YOU SUCK.

*Kakazu comes downstairs*

Kakazu: *holds up Hidan's head* Explain.

Hidan: *in his signature rage fit*

(Alright well I found a few names/meanings:

Takara- Treasure
Akarusa (Personal fave XD)- Oppisite of Dark
Kotori- Luck
Ayame- Iris
So yea, das what I got XD)

(Akasura it is then :3)

Yuki: X//D So I think i've come up with a name idea!

Kakazu: *raises an eyebrow* Really? Because I found YOUR box of paper bombs outside his door. You get to fix him *throws Hidan's head at Souji*

Hidan: WHAT THE HELL KAKAZU?! *turns to Souji* I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS KID!

Me: XD

(ASDFGHJKL MY MOM'S MAKING ME SLEEP. I gotta go.....;n; bye Souji.)

(Uhhhhhh......I dunno what to do now O.o I'm not very good with babies.)

(Hmmmmm.....LET'S GO ANNOY PEIN-SAMA >:D)

Hidan: FFFFFFFUUUUUU

Tobi: SILVER-CHAN! TOBI MADE COOKIES!

Yuki: *nods* Akasura, oppisite of darkness.

Me: Oh yum! *takes a bite* *chokes*

Tobi: Do you like Tobi's cookies? OwO

Hidan: Idiot! Silver's CHOKING! XD

Me: *hack* N-no no *Cough* It's *Gag* f-fine *runs to the bathroom to hurl*

Tobi: Silver-Chan? Is something wrong QAQ

Hidan: XD

Yuki: Great! Akarusa, do you like that name?

Akarusa: >w< *giggles*

Akarusa: *bats at Okita's nose* >w<

Akarusa: *tries to grab it*

Yuki: Careful Kita, if she gets your tail she probly won't let go easily! X//D

Akarusa: *giggles and bats at his tail again*

Akarusa: :3 *hugs his snout*

Yuki: ^//w//^

Akarusa: *yawns cutely* -.-

Yuki: Well well, yawning is contagous then? Might as well put Akarusa down *gets up and walks over to Akarusa's crib* *sets her in it*

Akarusa: *smiles and waves her fists around* *yawns* -.- *falls asleep*

Yuki: We might as well get some sleep *climbs in her bed leaving room for Okita*

Yuki: *cuddles against him and falls asleep* Love you Okita -//w//-

Me: *hurling (still)*

Tobi: S-Silver? QAQ

Me: *gag* I-I'm *Hurls* fine

Me: Did I not warn chu >3< TOBI YOU'RE A BAD BOY!

Tobi: QAQ NUUUUOOOO

Dei: XD

Me: DEI-KUN *huggles him*

Dei: Yea un X//3

Yuki: -//.//- zzzzzz *has fever*

Yuki: nnnnnhhhhh >//n//<

Emika: *asleep in her room* -.-

Emika: WAH! *falls out of bed* eeeeeerrrrrrrggggghhhhhh -n-# *gets up and opens door* What.

Yuki: nnnnnhhhhhhh >//n//< *dribble of blood from the corner of her mouth*

Emika: Aunt H-hatsumi? *yawns* Fine whatever.

*phone rings in Hatsumi's house*

Hatsumi: GAAAAH! I DIDN'T DO IT SASORI DON'T K!LL ME D': Wha? Oh. Phone. *picks up phone* Emika someone better be dying.

Emika: Dad's freaking out about mom. I dunno what's up but he wants you to come over -.-

Hatsumi: Ooookay. I'm on my way. *hangs up*
Emika: Dad she's on her way. Can I go back to sleep now!?

Yuki: *shivers and coughs*

Emika: Thanks. Night Dad, hope mom feels better. *goes back to her room*

Yuki: *breaths heavily* *more blood comes from her mouth*

Hatsumi: *Poofs in room* 'Lo. So what's so important that you called me at 3:00 am?

Hatsumi: Not when she's covered in blankets. *rushes over to Yuki* and she's not dying- *stops talking* No way. S-she. She is dying. T-that's not possible! Yuki's immune to poison and diesese, how in hell is she sick!? *feels for pulse* N-no. She's not sick, her life is. Okita, has Yuki ever done anthying really risky lately!?

Hatsumi: Do you want you're life to live or not. I need specifices.

Hatsumi: Probly pis.sed her off. But no, that wouldn't have done it. A near death expiranice, something that would have k!lled her, where she was on the edge of death and somehow survived.

Hatsumi: Well I don't know how, but her life is scr.ewed up. She's gonna lose it in a minute, and I can't do anthying. I'm sorry Okita...

Hatsumi: Three soon....Okita there's nothing I can do, I am truley sorry.......

Yuki: Hhhhhhcccccc...........*dies*

Hatsumi: *picks up Akarusa and leaves* As soon as she wakes up she's gonna be scared, I'll just take Akarusa somewhere where she can stay asleep.....*leaves room*

Yuki......................*Gasps* Wha-what ha- *bawls*

Yuki: *hugs him really close* I-i can't *hic* do it any *gasp* more. It-it's to h-hard to *hic* keep l-los-sing li-i *gasp* lives! *hugs Okita* I-i just w-want it t-to end...

Yuki: I can't stand it! I just keep dying and dying and dying! I understand why Hidan's insane, why Kakazu has no emotion left. It takes a toll, I've lost my sanity, my control, my ability to function! Okita, I'm a monster with no hope, no furture, no way out! I don't want it anymore! *buries her head an his chest and cries*

Yuki: You love me, and a million people hate me. And yes, there is her, I-I just. I just can't! *slams her head into the pillow* I'm so tired, I...I just wanna sleep....and never wake up. Not dead, but in a world, a dream. A dream where I'm safe and live life without being persucited......*falls asleep*

Yuki: *turns and curls up against Okita* zzzzzzzzz

(my internets back YAAAAAAAY!) and i'm now joining with a whole new scenarion to go through)
Sakura: *running through the halls* SOMETHINGSWRONGWITHITAMIANDSHESKILLINGTHOUSANDSOFPEOPLEANDSHESFAWKINGINSANE!

Yuki: mmmph >n<

Aki: *stomps out of her room* SAKURA SHUT THE FAWK UP. No one cares, they're just random people, they don't matter! No go to bed!

Aki: Exactly. For once we agree Okita. Now GO TO SLEEP SAKURA. Godamit, you're just as bad as Tobi....*stopms to her room*

Yuki:.....W-what's going on Ok-kita?.......

Aki: Exactly. For once we agree Okita. Now GO TO SLEEP SAKURA. Godamit, you're just as bad as Tobi....*stomps to her room*

Yuki:.....W-what's going on Ok-kita?.......

Sakura: BUT BUT-
*giant tail crashes through the roof, revealing a humongous snarling beast* (sorry if anythings spelled wrong)
Sakura: *runs away scr.eaming*

Yuki: W-WHAT IT THAT!?

The beast (aka Kurushimi): YOUR SOULS SHALL BE MINE! *snaps his jaw through the hole in the roof*

Kurushimi: *snarls and crashes his head into the roof, creating a larger hole* TIS BUT A PIN PR.ICK TO ME! *howls loudly*

Yuki: Wait....Kurushimi!? Is that you! Kurushimi, what are you doing!?

Kurushimi: THE GIRL WAS FOOLISH ENOUGH TO RELEASE THE SEAL! I SHALL RID THE WORLD OF THOSE WHO ARE UNWORTHY!*snarls at her*
Tenshi: SIT!
Kurushi: *turns towards tenshi and snarls*
Tenshi: *holds up a treat* SIT!
Kurushimi: *sits down on Hidan*
Tenshi: ROLL OVER!
Kurushimi: *rolls over on Kakuzu*
Tenshi: *throws the treat to kurushimi* BELLY RUB! *jumps on his belly and rubs* WHOSAGOOBOY!?
Kurushimi: *now acting like a domestic dog* I AM! I AM! *sticks his tongue out and drools on Tobi because why not*

Sakura: *runs back* That won't work. Gotta put the seal back on him. And only her family knows it! Good luck! *runs away once again*
Kurushimi: *swishes his tail back and forth across the base destroying almost everything* HA HA HA, HAHA HA HAAA!
Tenshi: *still rubbing his belly*

(OMFJ You were right Soul XD It was stupid, but adorable :3)
Yuki: GAAAAH! ITAMI! ITAMI ARE YOU HERE!

Yuki: BE CAREFUL OKITA X//D

Tenshi: Yuki, This sort of IS Itami. and no, you can't shrink him. Don't ask me, that's just the way it is. *rubs Kurushimi's belly more*
Sakura: *yelling from a distance* YUKI! YOU GOTTA FIND HER BROTHER! ASK DEIDARA TO HELP! HE KNOWS HER BROTHER!

Yuki: BUT DEI'S MAD AT ME D':

Me: *sigh* Do I gotta do everything myself -.- (Not that i'm complaining about getting to see Dei-kun o//w//o) Dei do you know where Itami's brother is? We sorta need him...

Dei: Yeah, he might be at their family's grounds. Do you need directions, hm?
Sakura: *somehow jumps over yuki and dei* TO FUKUSHUUUUU! *arm falls off* GAH! (hannah, you know why that happened, friggin' termite Zetsu... XD)

Me: Yea. Thanks Dei, see you later then! *jumps after Sakura* YOU IDIOT! YOU DROPPED YOUR ARM! ZETZU WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS! SAAAAAAKUUUUURRRRAAAA. Geeze, you're just as oblivious as Tobi.

Tobi: WHEN DID THE DOGGIE GET HERE!?

(Of course I know what happened XD Zetzu now eats wood too I guess..... .-.)

(insert poker face here)
Sakura: Why does this have to happwn to me.... AWAY! *jumps off holding the broken arm in her other hand*
Kurushi: *licks tobi's lollipop-like mask with his massive tongue*

Tobi: SEMPAI HEEEEEEELP D':

Me: SAKURA COME ON.

Kurushimi: *licks Okita*
Sakura: HURRY TO FUKUSHUUUUUUUUUU! *sprints*

Yuki: He seems more docile now. Guess pettings are his weakness!

Sakura: Hope they buy us enough time. Otherwise things could get bad.
Kurushimi: *licks tobi again happily*

Tobi: AAAAAAHHHH SEMPAI HELP ME QAQ

Tobi: OKITA-CHAN HELP ME PLEASE QAQ

Kurushimi: *tilts his head back slightly and shakes his back leg*
Tenshi: He's such a happy puppy. *rubs his belly*
*yuki and Sakura are very close to the grounds*
Sakura: FUKUSHUUUUU! *spots him walking down a path and tackles him*

(or was it hannah that was with sakura?)

(Me and Sakura XD)

ME: GET HIM!

Tobi: N-nothing OnO'

Tobi: Y-yes Okita-Sama QAQ

Yuki: XD
Tobi: QAQ *runs*

Yuki: Oh my god, Okita! Tobi's such an idiot XD

Tobi: NO TOBI IS NOT D':

Tobi: NUUUUOOOOO QAQ! WHY DOES OKITA-SAMA HATE TOBI!?

Tobi: BECAUSE TOBI'S A GOOD BOY D':

Tobi: B-but QAQ......

Tobi: HIDAN OKITA-SAMA IS BEING MEAN QAQ

Hidan: I don't give a dam you b****. Now f*** off dumba$$.

Tobi: D': SEMPAI! HIDAN SAID BAD WORDS!

Dei: Like he dosen't do that daily hmm?

Tobi: D'X

Yuki: Looks like he likes that X//3 someone's good with animals!

Yuki: As am I.

Yuki: cousin?

Yuki: Ooooh! I get it now XD

Sakura: Fukushu, your sister went insane and realeased Kurushimi!
Fukushu: WHAT?! No no no no no! I thought I told her not to trust him! now, GET OFF ME! The seal needs to be put back on.

Kurushimi: *rolls off of Kakuzu and knaws on the rawhide*
Fukushu: TO THE WOLF! *sprints off*

Me: TO THE WOLF! *followes them*
Yuki: Heeey I wanna pet Kuru too! *pets his head*

Sakura: *shows up with Fukushu and Hannah* We have returned!
Kurushimi: *snarls at Fukushu and snaps at him*
Fukushu: *grabs onto kurushimi's muzzle keeping it closed* HOLD STILL BEAST!

Yuki: ^////^ HEY WAIT! What're you doing to Kuru!?

Fukushu: PUTTINGBTHE SEAL BACK ON! HOLD STILL! *climbs to kuru's closed, scarred eye trying to open it*
Kurushimi: *trying to shake him off*

Yuki: Fuku! Come on he was being a good boy!

Tobi: Like Tobi :D

Yuki: No nothing like Tobi.

Tobi: QAQ

(fukushima?)
Fukushu: NO! LET GO! THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME! ITAAMIIIII!

(He probly forgot his name XD)
Yuki: Okita you have to let him go ;n; Otherwise it'll k!ll Itami!

Fukushu: *breaks out of Okita's grasp* SAKURA HOLD HIM STILL!
Sakura: ON IT! *uses a binding technique*
Fukushu: *climbs to his closed eye again, trying to open it* YUKI! HELP ME GET HIS EYE OPEN!

Yuki: Got it! *jumps up beside him* we've gotta get this seal back on.

Sakura: *stands up with her head bavkwards and spins it back into place* I can't be stopped that easy. *gets behind okita and grabs him* HURRY UP YOU TWO!
Fukushu: *pulls out something small and jabs it into the now open eye* NOW GET DOWN! *jumps down and takes cover*

Yuki: *Dives behind Okita and Sakura* B-bye Kuru......

(Oh yea soul, If you're wondering, my Phone died and I can't find the charger, so that's why I haven't texted chu back. Sowwy ;n;)

(i know hannah, i know whachu sayin. It's alright)
Kurushimi: *stands on his hind legs, holding his head with his front paws, howling in pain. Crashes through the base, destroying everything before glowing and bursting in a ball of light, leaving a cloud of smoke*
Sakura: *lets go of Okita* Should be good now.

Yuki: I-it's destroyed. The base is- Oh no. Okita, Akarusa! *runs to find Akarusa*

Sakura: *uses water release to put herself out* Well someones a happy camper.
Itami: *now sitting where kurushimi was, coughing* Okita, you taste like dirt.

Yuki: *frantically looking for Akarusa* Oh no.....

*Yuki's younger sister Hatsumi is laying, crushed beside Akaruse who is protected by a shield of fire*
Yuki: H-haisumi......ITAAAAMI! YOU ARW GOING TO PAY FOR THIS! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!

(ITAAAAMI WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOO)

Itami: *stands up still coughing a bit* Pick her up for a minute then.
Sakura: Yeah, Itami's gonna pay. She's gonna pay in a special way.

Yuki: *brushes him off* No. She K!LLED my sister. She's gonna pay with her life.

Sakura: Oh for crying out loud. She said pick her up! *picks up yuki's sister*
Itami: Thank you. *slices her arm, letting blood drip down. Takes some of the blood and creates a medium sized circle made of multiple symbols*
Sakura: *lays yuki's sister back down on the circle*
Itami: Now watch and learn. *starts signing and chanting something as the body starts glowing*

Yuki: Great. So you have enough power to give her 9 lives back!?

Itami: *stops chanting and signing as yuki's sister's eyes flutter open. Itami looks slightly older now* A year for a lifetime. *coughs and spits up some blood*
Fukushu: ITAMI! *runs to his sister and holds her*

Hatsumi: *Coughs*
Yuki: *glares at Itami*

Itami: Why are you glaring at me, I just gave her back her entire life for one year of mine.
Fukushu: Yeah, not just anybody can do that Yuki!

Yuki: 1) you gave her 1 life, she just lost 8 lives. 2) I CAN bring people back to life! Ask Okita!

Itami: I could try to-
Fukushu: *interupts his sister* No, not right now. You've already put your body through enough.

Yuki: I- Itami. If I ever see you again, I will k!ll you. *flies off*

(YUKI BE NICE YOU LITTLE SH!T.)

(Gotta eat, BRB :3)

(okay)
{[[: MAGICAL TIMESKIP OF AWESOME ONE YEAR LATER!:]]}
Itami: *working on something very aggressively*

Yuki: *sleeping*

Akarusa: *curled up with her purring*

Itami: *still working on something aggressively* hmph.
Sakura: *swinging her fallen off arm around while whistling a little*

Yuki: zzzzz -.-

Me: HI SAKURA *grabs her arm* HOW ARE YOU :D

(OKAY I NEED A PANGORO RIGHT NOW. *looking at X and Y pokedex*)

Me: Er....uh....yea *hands her the arm* XD sorry. So what's up?

(OKAY I NEED A PANGORO RIGHT NOW. *looking at X and Y pokedex*)

Me: Er....uh....yea *hands her the arm* XD sorry. So what's up?

(uuuuh, i'll see if i can create one, and... you just posted the same comment like nine times)
Sakura: *takes back her arm and reveals a new opening filled with cord* Sasori gave me a little upgrade!

(I noticed XD and YEEEEESH PANGORO OAO)

Me: COOL >w<

Yuki (Yuki's a cat right now XD): *curls tail around Akarusa*

Sakura: I know ri-
Itami: DONE! Takes a small pile of papers and runs out of the base seeming eerily different*

Me: Huhn? What's Itami up to?

Red: Don't know, don't care. Any reports from Aki?

Kai: Still trying to get that shard of bone out of her arm. Not a great idea to just tort.ure a ninja's body once it's dead -.-

Sakura: Wait, what happened to Aki now?

Red: Ah well. Aki took a mission from Pein and you see, she well. She decided to brutally k!ll anay ninja she met along the way. She got some shards of bone stuck in her arm the last time we saw her. After that she got mad at Yuki and ran off....IDK why...

(so, my sisters in the hospital...)
Sakura: hm. Wonder who she k!lled....
Itami:*is off somewhere trying to expiriment with a jutsu she was planning*

(OH MY GOSH D:! WHAT HAPPENED!? I HOPE SHE'S OKAY!)

Red: mmmmh hmmm....could be anyone.

Tazuma: *outback pratcing justu with Kyish* FIRE STYLE! COMET FALL! *shoots fire at Kyish*

Kyish (Pronounced Key-ish. 19, female): AAAAAHHHHH CRAP! *jumps behind a tree*

Hidan: *sitting in the tree* Hah. scared little b**** can't even deflect an attack.

Kyish: *uses a vine to grab and throw him and at Tazuma*

Tazuma/Hidan: SH!T.

(it's something with her kidneys. She's been having problems and the admitted her today.)
Sakura: *does that one thing sasori does with the cords and slings herself towards the group*
Itami: *finds a random person to use her new justu on, it's successful and she took there life energy* IT WORKED! *insert maniacal laugh*

Hidan: FUUUUUCK

Kyshi: Huhn? *Hears Itami* *sits in a tree and watches her*

Taz: Drat. Where'd the little sh!t go....

Yuki: *yawns* *gets up* Hhhhhuuuunnn? What's going on outside.....

(Awwwww, well I really hope she gets better!)

Itami: *jumps off to collect more life energy of unsuspecting people*
Sakura: Check it out guys. Just got upgraded. *showing off her snazzy upgraded puppet-ness*

Yuki: Huuuhn? Oh! Hi Kita! *jumps out of window and lands beside him*

Aki: *twists the sword she has stuck in a ninja*

Ninja: *screams*

Aki: Aaaah it has truley been forever since i've heard those musical screams.

(Cruel much Aki?)

Itami: *rushes past Aki with an insane look on her face* (oh and she's also covered in blood from k!lling fifteen people already. she works quick)
Sakura: Hey Yuki! *waves over to yuki*

Aki: Hmmph. *Rips the Ninja's heart out and tosses it back and forth between her hands*

Yuki: *waves* ^^

Sakura: *slings herself towards Yuki using the cable* Hey, have you noticed anything different about Itami lately?

Yuki: *growls* I tend to ignore her.

Sakura: I guess both, I feel like she's planning something... *now pondering many things*
Itami: *rushing back to the base covered in more blood*

Itami: *ends up flinging herself into the three* Y-yuki, I can give your sister her lives back! *insert completely insane face here*

Yuki: I don't want help from you! *morphs into cat form* I already warned you, the next time I were to see you I was going to k!ll you!
Red: *sitting in the window sill* And Itami, you never helped Hatsumi. She was better left for the dead. You gave her a life sure, but that life never healed her wounds like a normal one she created on her own would. Wanna know why no one ever sees her, *motions for someone inside the base to come over to her*

*Hatsumi stands at the window, her face still smashed in, rot eating away at it. Blood is dripping from all over her*

Hatsumi: *makes weird bubbeling noise* Red: It's because no matter what you do, Hatsumi's gone, and she ain't coming back *dissapears into house with Hatsumi*

Yuki: *whips her head around* NO YOU CAN'T! NO ONE CAN! *runs off*

Itami: *looked down from the window, seeming to be remembering something, and dashes off, looking like she wanted to burst into tears*
Sakura:Wow, someone's snapped.

Yuki: *growls at Itami, her emrald eyes flashing with hatred and pain* Good. She deserves to feel pain, for all I care, she deserves to die.

Kai: Yuki that's insane. Let it go!

Yuki: *smacks Kai with her tail, making her fly into a tree and pass out* Don't EVER tell me what to do.

Sakura: Well, I think I have a little sluething to do then. Later. *dashes off to the"crime scene"*
Itami: *dashing through the trees trying not to bawl*

Me: HEY WAIT SAKURA! I WANNA HELP! *chases her*

Sakura: HURRY UP THEN HANNAH!
Itami: *stops and sits on a treebranch, bawling her eyes out while still being covered in blood*

Me: COMING! *runs after her*

Kyish: Huum? *hears Itami* what is that?

Sakura: *pulls out a blacklight* Hmmm.

Itami: Wh-who are you... *wipes her face with her sleeve*

Me: Watcha lookin for?

Kyish: Huhn? Me? I'm Kyish Mamioa. I'm an spy for the Akatsuki.

Sakura: The circle Itami drew. She made it with her own blood remember? *waves the bkacklight around slowly*

Itami: No sh*t... *sniffles and wipes her face again* Are you here to call me a monster now too?

Me: *in mind: Hidanish?* Aaaahhhh....so that'll find her then. Alright, so here's a question. What was that Itami did?

Kyish: Why would I do that!?

Sakura: *reading her thoughts* You mean Jashinist. And what she was doing when she drew it? She was creating a sort of pathway to the world of lost souls and dead. *finds the circle* HA! There we go. *examining it*

Itami: That's what everyone does... Telling me I don't deserve what I have. *jumps off*

Me: Heeeeeeeey. 1) yes. 2) STAY OUTTA MEH HEAD. Okay now, I know the circle is her blood, but how'll that help us find her?

Kyish: I can't seem to figure out why they'd say that to you. You deserve what you've got, like all of us. No one should tell you that you don't.

Sakura: Fine then. And It won't help us find her, I always know where she is. I need to figure something out. *finds something interesting* Oh my, almost all of this circle is drawn wrong. Very peculiar. She'ld never do something like that. Now to check the Chunin exam battle arena in Hidden Leaf. *dashes off* Come on Hannah!

Itami: *dashing off to her quiet spot Still bawling*

Me: H-hidden leaf!? Are you insane! We can't go there!

Sakura: We can if no one recognizes us. *uses a transformation justu* And plus, I know every square centimeter of the place.*dashes off looking like a hidden leaf anbu black ops*

Me: F-FUUCK! *falls on back* The hell Souji!

Me: *kicks his legs out from under him* Shut it.

Me: *grabs you by the foot and turns you upside down*

Me: GET OFF! GET OFF RIGHT NOW! *kicks feet trying to get you off*

Me: WHAT THE FU.CK SOUJI. LEMME GO.

Sakura: *cuts the stitching* Come on now, quit messing around.

Sakura: *uses water release to put herself out again* You know what? *starts signing* Lightning gun. *shoots him with a bolt of lightning* Nice afro.

Sakura: Dude, they're bugs. *sprays herself with pesticides* Nice try. Now, Hannah, if you're planning on coming with me, hurry up. *also she smacks souji*

Sakura: *takes out her katana and holds it against his face* I'll cut off your fawking face and use it to wipe my dog's a** if you don't give that back... -n-*

Sakura: And I will tell you, I WAS an anbu black ops. And I studied pressure points and the chakra system. *presses a pressure point sending him to his knees* (it's somewhere between his neck and his shoulder I can't remember where exactly)

Sakura: *draws her body parts back together using chakra* Well, If you won't stop goofing around, I'll leave. 'Cause i'm not fawkin' dealing with this anymore. *leaves*
Tenshi: Well someones a happy camper. Wonder what crawled in her pants and died.

Tenshi: Really? I swear Hidan said it was an Opossom.
Sakura: *headed for hidden leaf*

Sakura: *is back five minutes later* It's just like I thought. The one there was exactly the same as the one she drew in the base. *goes to get upgraded once more*

Tenshi: Hmmm........ Wonder what happens next. Oh Kisaaameee. *walks off to find kisame*

(so quiet, can't think of more things)

Tenshi: and why, must i ask, are you following ME? *glances back at him.*

Tenshi: Well she would probably be nicer if you weren't a jacka** to her. *keeps walking*
(ah, the things the ten year old has learned from Hidan)

Guardian: *jumped from my SE rp* oops, wrong dimension. *jumps dimensions again*
Tenshi: Is it just me or did that look like Sakura in a hat, t-shirt, leggings, teniss shoes, and skirt.

Tenshi: Well idk about you, buuut, I think i need to run. *runs off*

Tenshi: *runs behind Konan*
Konan: *scowls at souji*

Konan: *slaps him* Go and leave her be.
Tenshi: *looks at him with a little devious smirk*

Tenshi: *sticks her tongue out at him*
Konan: And would you stop that as well. *scolds her* it's impolite.

Tenshi: Tobi you don't count.
Konan: *smacks her hand* Stop it.
Satoshi: That's not true. *cowers in a corner*

Tenshi: Run along now Tenshi. *scoots her down a hallway*
Satoshi: *shuttering* Oh my god. You guys aren't going to k!ll me are you?
Tobi: not if you're a good boy like tobi.
Satoshi: *still shuttering* Oh my godplease don't k!ll me I'm allergic to death.

(oh shoot! that was suppose to be konan! i'm sorry, my bad)
Satoshi: Because you're the akatsuki and that's what you do. *hides himself in his beige sweater, shuttering*

Satoshi: I just want to go back to hidden leaf... *sobs while hiding in his sweater* I'm a horrible ninja...

Satoshi: No, it's called I've only ever been a book jockey, and everyone else was better than me. I'm still just a genin... *still hiding*

Tsuchi: Satishi! I missed the chunin exam because of you! You owe me!
Satoshi: But I was captured. *obviously doesn't like her*
Tsuchi: That doesn't count for cr.ap anymore. You're always, oh i was captured by this, and i was lost in the forest! PAH! You're hardly a ninja!

Tsuchi: And who are you suppose to be? His new knight in shining armor? *twirls her purple hair* Y'know, I didn't become a nin just to be held back by some dork who can't even carry around his own wait. *drags satoshi away*
Satoshi: *whisper whining* save me...

Tsuchi: Oh really, Like I-
Satoshi: *squirmed out of his sweater* RUN AWAY FROM THE SHE BEAST! *runs into the forest*
Tsuchi: Idiot...

Satoshi: *runs into Itachi and rns in a different direction scre.aming his head off* (i should say this right now, he looks like Sasuke so, yeah)

Satoshi: *hides in a bush*

Satoshi: NO I DON'T LIKE THIS! *squirms*

Satoshi: Why does this always happen to me... TTnTT

(HEY LOOK SAKURA RELEASED ME FROM Y :D....in other words she MADE ME GET OFF XD)
Yuki: *eating popcorn* :3 hi guys.

Aki: Yuki Salhio. Go get Tobi OUT OF THE KITCHEN.

Yuki: *throws empty popcorn bag at her* BYE *runs*

Sakura: Haannaaaaah! *obviously looking for hannah*
Satoshi: Hide me, it's her...

(And now it's time to eat D:< I FINALLY GET ON AND NOW I GOTTA GET OFF. And Sakura, charging up my phone because yea it went and died .-.
GOTTA EAT PANCAKES BRB.)

( :v k, yeah, Imma go watch a little youtube till you get back. then it's straight back here)

(I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL TO RP >:D)

Me: SAAAAAAKUUUUUURAAAAAAAAA :'D I MISSED YOOOOOU!

Yuki: If you missed her why didn't you come here?

Me: Shaddup I was busy k!lling team flare -3-

Yuki: Team who?
Me: Nothing child *pets her head*

Sakura: Yeah, while you were busy doing that, I found out something. Both of the circles were drawn wrong.
Satoshi: *tries running away but is caught by hidan*

Yuki: Hidan watcha got there friend :D

Me: Seriously? Hmm, Itami dosen't seem like the person to make mistakes.

(POKEMON Y IS CALLING TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE QAQ)

Hidan: Sasuke? I don't fawking know anymore. *holds up satoshi*
Satoshi: It's cold in here... *is still sweaterless/shirtless*
Sakura: And it seems oddly susp.icious. The only two times she messes up, her brother was there on the sidelines. Hmmm. *is thinking about it*
(yeah I have the urge to play the pokemanz once more too! QnQ)

(Well, here's mine, 1-608-two four seven- eight three two four)
Satoshi: I don't like it here...
Sakura: Wait, is that who I think it is?
Satoshi: NO SHE SAW ME! *tries to get out of Hidan's grasp*

Sakura: If it isn't the little sh*t! *takes Satoshi from Hidan*
Satoshi: No don't hurt me I didn't mean it! *is now squirming like crazy*

Sakura: Okay, you need to stop doing that, Me and him go far back, and he's a little peice of duck bu.tt haired sh*t that still owes me money. *takes her arm back and wacks him with it*

Sakura: Wow, real nice genius. And I don't know what you're talking about, 'cause he's gay.
Satoshi: *tries to sneak away*

Satoshi: *mumbling through the mouthfulls of dirt* you're so mean...
Sakura: She knows that, and they can't stand each other.

Sakura: I know them both personally. You seem to forget, I spent seven years living in Hidden Leaf.

Sakura: Yeah, good for you. *flips something that looks like a coun but isn't and starts to walk away* Oh, and try not to k!ll the sasuke poser just yet, okay?

(ooh, cra.p *coin not coun)

Satoshi: *passed out*

Tsuchi: *startingbto wake back up*

Satoshi: *Passed out still*
Tsuchi: Huh?

Tsuchi: I hate you all. *throws him back at full force*

Tsuchi: *is knocked out again*

Sakura: And she actually deserved that, too.

Sakura: Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go do something. *walks away*

Tenshi: Hm, speechless much?

Tenshi: Okay then, if that's what you want to call it. *giggles*

Tenshi: Because, reasons. *runs off*

Satoshi: *wakes back up* RUN AWAY! *runs away practically leaving a trail of dust*

Satoshi: *misses him* RUUUUUN AWAAAAYYYY!!! *dissapears off in the distance*

Tsuchi: *laying on the ground*

Tsuchi: *is secretly awake and smashes his boy parts with her foot* (also known as kicking)

Tsuchi: fawk you all to hell.

Tsuchi: Thanks for noticing. *grabs his leg and flings him like a stick into a wall*

Tsuchi: *teleports away*

Yuki: YEAAAAA FIGHTING :D *derps around*

Sakura: *comes back from what she was doing* They're gone?

Yuki: Who's gone?

Me: *reading RP* What happened here?

(Hey Soul, YUKI-BAT XD
No, that was terrible. IGNORE THAT.)

(ignore it? Haaaaaanaaaaaaahbaaaaaaaaatssssssss!)
Sakura: The Sasuke lookalike and the purple haired b*itch.

Yuki: Sakura knows how to sware?

(How-bat are-bat you-bat Morgan-bat?)

Sakura: Well yeah, doesn't everybody nowadays? FAWK! Gotta go! *runs off again*

(I dunno but Morgan told me about thisbat)

Me: The fawk is up with the puppet?

Me: Alright then.....
(Derpbat)

(Chickenbat)
Me: So what did I miss?

Me: Then explain the problem with Sakura. And who is this Tushi girl. And is that Sasuke!?

Me: Yea well it looks A LOT like Sasuke -.-#

Me: Satoshi? That's the look alike Sasuke-

Kisame: HELLO HANNAH YOU'RE BACK ://D

Me: FAWK.

Sakura: Okay I'm back! Just had to check in on
Nath- I mean, k!ll someones face.
Tenshi: Kisame! I found you! *pokes Kisame*

Sakura: Oh whatever could you mean? Heheh... *turns around* *thinking* god dam I gotta be more careful......

Sakura: HA HA! Well, um, it's for me to know, and you to find out. I, uh, gotta go again. *dashes off*

Sakura: *doesn't notice him and changes into guardian before jumping dimensions*

(it's probably obvious but, IDCD?)
Tenshi: *running after him but didn't see sakura/guardian person* Oooh, you're doing it again!

Tenshi: Chasing after Sakura, what else? *giggles*

Tenshi: HEY! Where'd ya go!?

Tenshi: Well then, guess I'm heading back to the base then. *walks away*

Tenshi: HEY! I was looking for you!

Tenshi: Ooooh, now you're admitting it, SASORI! *runs off to find peoples*

Tenshi: SURE you do! *still running*

Tenshi: *stops*........WHAT!?

Tenshi: No, how would I now something like that?

Tenshi: Wait, whaaaa.... *sits down and starts thinking*

Tenshi: I was talking about how could I know Sakura was a goddess and you brought Emi into it. You're too confusing!

Tenshi: And you still make no sense. I'm going back to the base now. *walks away*

Tenshi: *reaches the base and goes to lay down*

Me: I'M BAAAAAAACK :D

Yuki: For the second time -.-'

Me: Derp :D

Tenshi: *runs to Hannah* HANAAAAAH! *hugs her*