Dg: hooray!

Mal: For the eggnog! *raises a glass of eggnog* XD

Dg: Yay! *throws waterbaloon w/ eggnog on it at mal* heh heh!

[in]

Mal: SOOOOOO much eggnog 0.0

Mal: *dumps a glass of eggnog on dg* now YOU'RE drenched >:)

(this is in Dg's house/mansion thingy)
Dg: this is my house... I can just go take a shower...

Dg: hahaha!

Mal: i brought a change of clothes just in case...*humms comatose by skillet* [my friend matt got that song stuck in my head & he calles me mal XD]

[lol, atleast you don't have winter concert songs stuck in ur head! -_-]

Dg: ok.... Eggnog! *throws another balloon @ mal*

[my friend's bf Logan calls me Margret...]

[MARGRET!]

[it doesn't help that i'm listening to the song & lolz XD]

Mal: really...just really? -_-

Kyle: heyz ya'll! I'm high on eggnog! XD

Mal: 0.o

Dg: uh oh.... XD
[I might have forgot to mention that Dg broke up w/ Duncan...]

[I AM STARVING!]

Syd: *slurps eggnog* don't touch my eggnog..

Mal: *putts on grey sweatshirt* better
Kyle: *hicups & burps at the sametime* i'mma getting the hicurps XD

Dg: I'm gonna go change.... tanx to mal! *sprints to bedroom, pulls out water gun* heh heh heh

[tanx.... -_-]

Syd: Mal, dg's planning to drench u with a water gun...*slurps some more eggnog*

Mal: *puts on hood* i know *pulls out a water gun

Syd: -_-

Kyle: *hicurps again* i can't stop hicurping!

Dg: eggnog...

Dg: *Peeks out door* shi.t they got ammo! *locks herself in bedroom* wat to do, wat to do...

Dg: *changes, walks out door back to room where mal n' syd are*

Syd: press on your diaphram..*finishes her glass of eggnog* i'm getting more *walks to the quart of eggnog & poors some more in her glass*

Kyle: *pesses on her diaphram, the hicurping stops* thnxs

Mal: *fills the water gun full of eggnog* >:)

Dg: *Sees mal* hey guy! *getting ready to dodge*

Mal: I hate what i've become, the nightmare's just begun, i must confess that i feel like a monster. [yep listening to monster by skillet XD]

Syd: Why- *changes into Sya*

Sya: ahhhh it's great to be free once more

Kyle: not you Sya....

Sya: oh but it is..

Mal: *humms monster by skillet*

Dg: O.o *whispers* Sya

[the name sya reminds me of Scylla the monster spider thingy]

[idk what thatz from 0.o & gonna play pokemon y now]

(K seeya 2morow!)

jeff:oh hello..

EGGNOG!!!!!!!!

Dg: hey Jeff!

[hellooooo!]

[do u have wednesday-sunday off this week?]

[i have an early release day on wed. (2:10 arizona time) and on friday i'm gonna try to wake up really early so my cuzin can take me to watch the a$$holes shop XD]

(I have wed.-sun. off of school! just wanted to check so i know if u were gonna b up at night 4 wed, thurs, fri, sat.]

[Wtf minecraft songs stuck in mah head!]

[$crew the Nether! >XD]

[I can swing my sword, sword, sword...]

[MY DIAMOND SWORD, SWORD!]

[You cannot afford ford for my diamond SWORD SWORD! XD]

[lolish! rp now?]

Dg: DIAMOMD SWORD!

[Even if you could, could, I HAVE A PATENT!]

Mal: okay with the tobuscus now...XD

Kyle: i like tobuscus though...

Sya: NOONE ASKED YA!

Kyle: could u stop being a collousal b!tch?! [lol ERB reference XD]

Dg: fine.... *whispers* But that is fine, Because it is awesome, and you're probably jealous!

[I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE!]

Mal: thnxs kyle, u got ERB stuck in my head now XD

Kyle: ur welcome >XD

Sya: -_-

Dg: ha ha!

[I can't wait to see my cousins!]

Dg: ^-^

Mal: *humms rasputin vs stalin ERB*

Kyle: Hahaha XD

Sya: yawn...

Dg: *punces sya lightly* Cheer up!

[idk wat ERB is...]

Sya: get off me- *changes back to Syd*

Syd: 0.o

Mal: *pulls out a red hat and a green one* Eggnog bros?

[Epic Rap Battles (of history)]

Dg: YERSH! *Grabs green hat*
No hard work or deadlines, only snowballs and fun times!
{oh i've only seen 2 of those, i wanna see more but my sis and bro are... younger...]

Mal: *puts on the red hat* Eggnog Powers Activate! XD

Kyle: ^u^

Syd: 0.o

Dg: bubble gum potato chips

Hunter: 0-0

Mal: what?! WHAT?! XD

Hunter: WHAT'S HAPPENING!!!

Dg: i guess they just don't get the power of the EGGNOG BROS! XD

Mal: true that! *high 5 dg*

Dg: No! no one will ever get it! *pretends to cry* NO ONE!

Mal:....

Kyle: plz don't pretend to cry X'(

Hunter: busted

Dg: :D yay! [srry g2g2b... DX]

[bye T^T]

maddie: (appears) i have come 4 eggnog

Gloria: Merry christmas or whatever. *blows hair out of face and crosses arms*

Carson: Come on Glory! IT'S EGGNOG. EGGNOG!!!!

Gloria: Ya ya whatever.... anyone wanna play football?

Carson: Ok! I CALL THE MISFITS!!!

Glory: ME TOO!!! *runs outside* ANYONE COMING?!
(it's a holiday tradition. don't ask.)

Dg: ugh! fine!

[I don't like football]

[i have to wear a toga tomorrow 4 school all day!]

[u. are. insane.]

Glory: ok so Misfits or Pink Pandas?

Dg: the "person who really doesn't wanna play" team

(i watch NASCAR and the NASCAR season ended 2 weekends ago!)

Glory: ok so the pink pandas! *grabs football* ok HUT! *throws spiral to Carson*

Carson: *catches* *runs toward dg*

fallen: -sitting under something stalking her friends!- [:p]

Dg: ok... now... *grabs football from carson, runs tword the 'end zone'* wat now? iz only gotz one peeple!

glory: FALLEN I KNOW YOUR THERE. COME JOIN OUR GAME!

Carson: NO! NO! THEIF!! THEIF!! SHE STOLE MY FOOTBALL!!!!! GIVE IT BACK!! GIVE IT BAAAAAACK!!!! *starts fake crying* *runs over and wraps himself around dg's leg*

Fallen: uh.....no...sry...i dont do that kinda stuffz..... -looks at carson- BWAHAHAHA!!

Carson: *fake cries into dg's leg* why? WHYYYYYYY?!

Gloria: 0.0 biggs.....u ok......?

Carson: oh ya i'm fine.

['Biggs' is carson's nickname. As in 'Carson Biggerstaff']

[ya he's like this in real life]

Dg: get off meh! *throws carson off, runs to end zone, gets in THE CORRECT END ZONE!*

Carson: FOOOOTBAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Glory: YAY! DG! TOUCHDOWN!!

fallen: -sitting looking on her phone on shoe dazzle.com- OMG! I TOTALY WANT THESE BOOTS!! -freaking out happily-

Gloria: *sarcastic* oh yay. shoes. *walks over and sits by fallen* *sigh*

Carson: *chases dg around* GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

Dg: *backflips over Carson* WHAT NOW! *pins Carson to the ground* hahaha!

Carson: ummmmm..... *blushes*

Gloria: WOAH WOAH. OFF MY MAN! *pulls dg off him*

Dg: Heh... *blushes, falls over onto ground*

[HARRY FREAKING STYLES!]

[idk if u kno diz but Dg broke up wif Duncan but I can't find a good enough name 4 her so she's still Dg]

[NIALL DAM HORAN!!!]
fallen: ....... AGGGGHHHH!! -faints- -mumbles- casimeir sweater.......hightops......vera bradly hand bag.....SQUEEE

[I HATE HIM.]

Carson: *reattaches himself to dg's leg* *puts head on her leg*

[gtg]

Dg: shet....
[HARRYSTYLESHARRYSTYLESHARRYSTYLESHARRYSTYLESHARRYSTYLESHARRYSTYLESHARRYSTYLESHARRYSTYLES!]

[ NIALL NIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALLNIALL!!! wow they both have unique names. :p]
fallen: -mumbles- awww! mike in a winter hat!

Gloria: idiots,,...

Carson: *yells at dg* HEY HEY IT'S TIME FOR CHRISTMAS LUNCH LET'S GOOOOO!!!! >:D

maddie:can i join in the game of football? 0.0 *puts her phone in her pocket*

[Hey wanna rp at my b-day rp?]

Gloria: Sure! But it's just u & me... *picks up football*

maddie:kool XD

Dg:*in closet* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID!

maddie:*opens closet*

Dg: *covers face w/ arms* Hope!

Kyle: *changes into vicky*

Vicky: DG WHERE ARE YOU?! >:U

Mal: 0.0

Dg: *closes closet door* -says to self- dg u r evil! not some wimp that hides! although this closet IS warm, dark, and scary... i like it...

Dg: oh no! time to vanillish! nope! vanish! */vanish*

Mal: *thinks* i don't want to deal with this monstrosity. No Mal, you're malevolent. Just get these demons settled down. >:/

Vicky: WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH MAL?! >XU

Mal: *thinks* great, how am i going to explain this to Vicky. >X(

Dg: oh god... VICKY! IT WAS JUST A PICTURE! that i drew...

Vicky: What....0///-///0 *thinks* great, i feel embaressed for not handling my anger

Mal: *thinks* thnx satin that dg explained that to vicky

Dg: although hope will kiIl me anyway....

[y am i watchin mal on yoobtoob?]

[heh heh heh, hey Chef...]

hello?

[yes?]

Vicky: Dg, i don't like hope that much

Mal: she hurt you vic, & i shot her with a shotgun....

Vicky: and u said "I wished u burned in hell" & i love u for it... -/////-

Mal: really....0////0

Dg: she's still gonna kiIl me

Mal: she won't lay a finger on either one of you, cause i'll k!ll her with my bare hands if I have to.

Vicky: Really Mal....0////u///0

Mal: yes, you and dg are the only two i acualy care about

Vicky: ^////u////^

Dg:^-^ remember that black cat, mal?

Mal: Yes....i know 2

Dg: why am i still in the closet?! *opens door* blegh!

Mal: there's my black cat at my house, Jewel. She has greenish-yellowish eyes & then there's the one with the blue eyes always following me around and riding on my shoulder..

Vicky: Oh yah, i haven't seen jewel in a while.

Mal: maybe one day you can all come to my house, but it's pretty big. Also i live in a desert.

Vicky: which one?

Mal: i live in Arizona, the Desert State..

Vicky: Ooohhhhh...

Dg: *tries to hide smile* -thinks- omg he still doesn't know! yes!-
wat's the blue eyed one called?

Mal: ummm i don't know, i just call it cat everytime i greet it. *thinks* I hope she knows that i like black cats

Vicky: I've never seen this black cat before- wait, only once...

Dg: I live far away from here... this is my secret home.

Dg: *smiling* heeheehee

Mal: well, where is this exactly?

Vicky: *pulls out journal* i'm gonna write...

Mal: write what?

Vicky: my personal stuff *walks into the closet* too dark *eyes start glowing* better :) *starts writting*

-Dear journal,
I think i have a shot with mal for sure. He even said that i'm one out of two ppl that he actualy cares about, the other being my friend dg. I love him soooo much, but i don't know how to show it. He even said that if hope ever laided a finger on me, he'd k!ll her with his bare hands if he had too ^//////^ *stops writing*

Dg: we're in Florida now! i live in... errrrr New Hampshire.....

Mal: no wonder why it's so humid. I'm used to dry heat

Vicky: Yah, it's pretty humid here

[i'll be back, gonna draw k?]

[k]
Dg: yeah i'm used to dry and cold with humid and warm-ish

[i'm back >:D]

[check your newest pic]

{k i didid}

Dg: ...

hellooo?

[sry just drew another #VIAL pic, i just had to XD]

[i didn't post it yet, so don't look for it -_-. I'll probably post it tomarrow after maddie sees it XD]

^-^ can we chat-ith now? or shall i go back to watching ma- i mean...... one direction? aheh...

[Okay okay...]

Mal: *flips through his notebook*

Vicky: *looks over* Whats that?

Mal: uhhhh nothing! *shuts notebook* 0/////0 *thinks* that was a close one. she could have seen the drawing of me and her

Dg: Whoop! *flips over mal and takes book* Vicky! run to mah room we vil investigate da boooooook! *runs to room*

Mal: DG! >/////<

Vicky: uh okay, *runs to dg's room*

Dg: *locks door behind vicky and her* now lets see... wait... you look at it i'll hold back mal. *unlocks door, comes out* lock the door!

{And cast the shadow out from sight, a final stand, a shouting cry, all the wrongs now turned to right, so fight the past, TAKE BACK THE NIGHT!}

Vicky: okay. *locks the door*

Mal: Give me back my notebook! *runs up to dg* >XU

Vicky: what's this? *flips through until she finds the drawing* wow 0//u//0 *reads it* that's so poetic. I love it T///u///T

Dg: heh heh heh.... Oh Ma-al

Mal: 0////0 what?!

Vicky: it's perfect....*tears the drawing out* *folds it up & puts it in her journal*

Dg: Hi! *waves annoyingly*

Mal: grrrr.....>:/

Vicky: better leave him a note...*write in mal's notebook*

-i loved the drawing, it's so poetic and thoughtful
yours truely,
Vicky-

Vicky: *unlocks the door* here mal *gives him the notebook*

Mal: thnxs

Dg: i should probably start running right?

Mal: *shoves dg*

Vicky: no time....

Dg: O.O *tries to run* meep

Mal: *humms Spirit of Chaos by Avatiors* great more songs stuck in my head XU

Vicky: i puching your world into ever lasting despair....

Mal: Not helping! >XU

Vicky: XD

Dg: heh you guys are cute together! *takes a book out, sketches them*

Vicky: 0/////////0 *thinks* i can't believe it

Mal: 0/////////0

Dg: wat? is it a crime to draw?

Dg: wat? O.o

Vicky: no, it's just- 0////u////0

Mal: you thought we are "cute" together....0/////0 *hides a smile*

Dg: *smacks mal over the head* Diamonds...

Mal: ??? 0_-

Dg:-Whispers to Vicky- Vicky, do you agree that me and you are kinda babysittinng mal

Vicky: *nods nonchalantly*

Dg: Hmmhmmhnmmm! ahahaha! Hows our little toddler doing?

[nonchalantly means doesn't care either way]

Mal: *grabs dg wrist* >:/ don't test me

Dg: oh really? >:) *twists mal's wrist*

Mal: *crushes dg foot* 0x-

Vicky: STOP IT! THE BOTH OF YOU! >XU

Vicky: I feel like i'm babbysiting both of You! >XU

Dg: that's why i wear steel toed shoes! >:) good boy! *walks off*

Dg: no, i will not

Dg: >:)

Vicky: *puts a shock collar on dg & mal's neck* try and take it off and you'll get shocked. Those collars are conjered by forbidin magic so you can't break them

Mal: great, just great....

Dg: F*** it!

Dg: *sneaks colar on vicky*

Vicky: oh i forgot to metion that i'll take them off when you two get along nice >:)

Mal: >:/

[you can't take the collar off -_- *collar warps back on dg's neck*]

Dg: wats wrong with a little friendly compettition?

Vicky: you call that friendly >:/

Dg: You'd be surprised...
(i g2g my bros gonna wake up in an hr!)

[bye]

Vicky: Mal give my the wrist dg twisted.

Mal: *gives vicky his twisted wrist*

Vicky: *wraps it in a bandage*

Mal: thnxs 0////u///-

Dg: MAL THE RED-NOSED REINDEER!

Dg: more like Mal the red CHEEKED reindeer

....