Blame Dupershmock!

but this is not what i look like. my eyes are normal and a glossy dark blue. my ears are pointy and twitchy. my legs are furry with leathery paws, not tiny stumps. my tail is curled and fluffy, and my nose is pointed along with my mouth and sharp teeth. my mother is not alcoholic and im not re.tarded, im perfectly fine, and my name is not wolfy. my name is "hey where is that firewood you needed" but everyone calls me smokey, but that makes me sound like a stoner