fishing is fun. shaun wont let me because he says ill get eaten by a fish .n.

Don't see how o.o

Hesper: Probably since she's so small they think she's a lure.

TT-TT

shaun: exactly

Hesper: *snickers*

*frowns* that would be awesome, gives another definition of 'live bait' o.o

your such mean people

shaun: if only I got paid to be an arse

Hey I would totally do it! Always wanted to be deep inside a fish... *grins widely, unnoticing my nosebleed*

Hesper: Mermaids do not count, perv.

*blushes deep red* w-who said that I was?

mermaids are smexy

shaun: T_T -face palm- dam.n perv.erts

I LOVE them, did you know its mating season for them?

Hesper: *looks at me susp.icio.us.ly*

XD hehehehe yes. and also, shaun you cant call us pervs, mr. has a shirt less body pillow of shion kaito from vocaloid eue

shaun: HOW DID YOU?! you sneaky little....

*Hesper and I snicker loudly*

Poor Shaun......pffft!

Hesper: You're a grown man, Shaun.... at least protect your dignity.... *notices me leaving* and where are you going, Nere?

*walks off with a fishing pole* All this talk motivated me to go fishing, luckily I can get a good catch ^.^ wanna come Prim, maybe you'll get lucky?

yes :D

shaun: T_T I will kill you with my body pillow.......

yes smother me in you sweaty body pillow. I will enjoy it eue

shaun: I hate you so much

Gross... *hands you a pole* you might need to get some.... 'protection'.... since this fish has arms... and a human body...

Hesper: Ahh that's why you mentioned mating season.

Its just rough housing, its not like I'll get laid or something.

Hesper: No one would touch you anyway!

TT^TT probably true

shaun: and no one wants a flat chested thirdteen year old

maybe they wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill

shaun: they wont

well you like touching males so....

shaun: T_T

There's a first for everything, Shaun! *smacks him in the head*

Hesper: *sighs* I doubt it though, no mermaid would even consider NERE as a MATE

It's like the little mermaid again!

Hesper: True, though this is just the forceful version of the story.

<:D

shaun: T_T

-looks at shaun- maybe if I turn you into a girl, you can come, and I can use your double ds as a pillow :D

shaun: -face palm-

*sits on the beach and throws my line* I remember Shaun's gender switch, HOT! :D

Hesper: When did Shaun switch!? Where the hell was I!?

A toddler, Chiyonturned you so you don't remember. *secretly hands you the gender switch vial* sadly Madame Aintzane didn't make anymore...

well. maybe theres a drop -throws it at shaun he turns into a girl [now, since hes older, there bigger, btwwwwwww]-

Shannon: DAMMMMMMMIT!!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Shannon: you su.ck!!

Hesper: BWAHAHAHAHAHA *gasps for air* Today is not your day, Shaun!

*nosebleeds* da.mn....Oh shiz I got a catch! *pulls it in* Prim! Help!?

Shannon: I hate children

:L hang on -pokes shannons chest- boooooooooooobies -goes and helps-

Shannon: ene

*gets dragged slowly to the egde* Prim, hold my belt! I think it's a mermaid! :D

Hesper: *pokes Shaun's arm* are those real or implants? *chuckles teasingly*

-grabs your arm-

Shannon: theyd be real. I don't believe in fake things. it looks horrible on some women.... and with how pale I am.... yeah there real

yeah! and they felt real! -puls your belt-

*continues to pull in* A very uncomfortable situation!

Hesper: *leans on Shaun's shoulder* how so?

I'm being pulled in two different directions *drags in a blue nude mermaid*

o////o

???: W-where am I? *notices Shaun and blushes deeply*

Shannon: no clue. but they don't feel fake...... how do I know if there fake or not?

o3o ooooooooooh

Hesper: The hell if I know, that question wasn't for you.

Uh... what's youre name?

???: L-lalita...... *keeps looking at Shaun*

Hesper: *notices then grins* Sooooo Shaun... *slowly walks behind Shaun* Have you ever have a lez experiance?

*notices then backs away slow with a camera* Chiyo will love this....

Shannon: no.......... the first time I was a girl janet had left for japan two hours before........

:3 yeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hesper: Well it's your lucky day! *pushes Shaun into Lalita's awaiting arms*

*pushes record and grin* You think Janet would freak?

Shannon: o-o wut.
nu. she said when I told, it was fine if shaun was a girl for him to go around with other women, but that hes hers when hes a guy

Good thing then, everything works out for everyone ^^

*Lalita shreds Shaun's shirt and bra then attacks her bre.ast*

Hesper: *holds her laugh* I-I should call Chiyo, shouldn't I?

I think we should just place the camera down and wait till this is over, what do you think Prim?

Shannon: eh!

:3 so much torture XD
Shannon: >n< you guys suck!!!

*Lalita pulls Shaun into a kiss roughly and shoves a hand down her pants*

Getting laid by a mermaid lucky....

Hesper: *grins* Prim you think we should fish out another? Add to his misery?

yes
Shannon: -blushes- >//////<

Hesper: *casts a line, then grins* we should give this as a gift to Janet and anyone else who loves his misery

*points camera at her* Chiyo would love to be here if it was YOU..... *notices a koi mermaid sneaking up on Hesper*

*Leans toward you and whispers: call Chiyo quickly, tell her its a H.M moment*

HEY CHIYO COME HERE!!

Shannon: -to me- im going to kill you

Hesper: *quickly turns to face us* WHY are you calling my Father?

eh heh no reason..... *points camera back at Shaun and Lalita rough housing*

*whispers: I said CALL her, not shout Prim.... she may be random but she's not a teleporter lol*

*hands you my phone*

Hesper: *recasts the line* She better not come here.....

-calls chiyo- hellllllllllllllllllllo?
Shannon: -covers up and hugs knees- e-e

*Lalita purrs and cuddles with Shaun*: ^-^

that was quick o.o, not much stamina huh Shaun?

*on phone: Hello? Who is this? How'd you get my little Nere's phone?*

Hesper: Prim what are you doing?

shannon: T_T i have more
[eue you shold make lilita keep going]

it prim! youshouldcomeoverandwatchpeoplegetlaidbymermaids :D

Hesper: What? *gets tackled by the koi mermaid* ack!

*shouts over the phone: hurry!*

*Lalita kisses Shaun's waist*: Ready for another round, love?

*on phone:...............I'm on the way.- hangs up*

I don't know who to film!

Hesper: Gah! *pushes mermaid off,who only clings to Hesper's waist* I'm a married woman dam.mit! Get off me!

:3 hehehe

Shannon: ...... bring it?

XD well. this just got interesting

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