[Guess who's here?]
[Meh! Meh! I'm here! -C]

Gloria: *Smiles* Hey Baby!

Carson: Hey s3xy! What's up?

Gloria: *Blushes* Not much....

Katy & Ethan:
*In Bathroom Having S.ex! xD*
*Moans*

[Let me guess. It's Ethan? XD]

Gloria: So what's u-

Carson: *kisses glory* mmmmmmm......

Gloria: mmmmmmmm...........

(Well Duh! Me And Ethan R An Couple Now Xd ^^)

Ethan: *Fu.cks Katy*

Katy: *moans*

(XD)

[XD Nice bro. GLORY COME HERE SO I CAN F-CK YOU!!-C]

[Ah go suck a lemon.-g]

[I'd rather suck you. /:p -C]

[..... 0/////0-g]

Gloria: Shopping cart?

Carson: Shopping cart.

(Thanks Bro -E, I Am Doing It Right Now)

( TMI -K!)

Ethan: *Fingers katy*

(ugh ETHAN! THATS GROSS, GLORY MIGHT BE GROSSED OUT)

Glory: *gets in*

Carson: *pushes it then gets in* WOOOOO!!

Glory: *kisses carson on cheek* ;)

[Lol it ok! But a thought occured to me. What in real life ya'll drove up to the store just to have $ex in the bathrooms. XD that would hilarious!]

[lol check out desc.]

(( XDDDDDE LOL GLORYYYY XDDDDD -K))

(( ._. -E ))

Ethan: *Sucks A$$*

Katy: Ah

[Raype Face much? XD -C]

[XD ya.-g]

*Shopping carts runs into wall*

Gloria and Carson: OOF!

Gloria: Wanna go to the car dealership?

Carson: YOU KNOWS IT! I'll go get katy and ethan. *walks to bathroom and opens door* ._.

ethan: *f.ucks katy*

Katy: Ah

Carson: *runs back*

Gloria: Well? ^u^

Carson: You go get them.
Gloria: Why?

Carson: Reasons. ._.

Gloria: Ok.... *walks to bathroom and opens door* YO YO YO TIME TO STOP BEIN H'ORNY AND WALK TO THE CAR DEALERSHIP!!! >:U

Kyle: -walks in bathroom- Hi.....bye 0/////-/////0 -runs to candy aisle-
Mike: -sees kyle running- Kyle? Wait! -runs after kyle-

[HI. .u. -C]

[Hey Pplz! (also known as Phsyco Mal) This is Carson mai new boyfriend! ^u^]

Gloria: LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GOOOOO!!!

Carson: ._. Hi. You guys comin to the dealership with us?

Katy: *Gets Dressed* Ok

Ethan: Ugh Fine

Kyle: *sreams* I'M SCARED FOR LIFE! -runs to the delership-

Mike: Why?! -runs after kyle-

Kyle: How about u go ask katy!

Mike: okay, i will 0.o

sup?

maddie:what hav a walked into XD

Gloria: /(-.-)/ You don't wanna know. So Katy, I see you guy's relationship is gettin pretty serious...

Carson: Hey! *kisses glory on cheek* Look who I brought! :D

katy: we r not getting married!

Gloria: *laughs* Ok then.... oh hey baby! *hugs carson* So are we ready? Ok! LET'S GOOOOO!!! WOOOOO!!

Ethan: *Smacks Katys A$$*

Katy: Ah

-AT CARDEALERSHIP-

Gloria: So which car should we try out first >:)

Carson: That one! >:D *points to sports car*

Gloria: Ok! Can we try this one?

Dealership Man: Alrighty! *hands keys to Gloria*

Gloria: Sweet! Thanks! *hands keys to Carson and gets in car* Let's Go!

Carson: Ok! *puts key in ignition and pushes pedal to the floor*
Gloria: WOOOO!!!

Dg: heyyy........

<btw; lol on everything!>

Dg: dude! uhh can i try that one? *points to black car*

CDE: sure! *gives keys*

<car dealership employee>

katy: OMG AN PINK SPORTS CAR! Can I Have This one!!

[lol thx!]

Dg: yersh! *drives away, up to a cliff* ahhh

Dg: *sings* gonna fall asleep on a cliff! gonna go to sleep! <XD>

Gloria: *climbs up until she's on the roof of the car* FASTER!!!

Carson: Ok! *goes faster*

Gloria: *falls on the car and goes flying* Wooohoooo!! >:D

Carson: OH SH/T!!! GLORY!!!

Glory: *lands on katy's car* *passes out*

Dg: *Sleeps*

Dg: heh heh Going To Sleep...

(GO TO SLEEP!)

ethan: they landed on your car

katy: hmm thats your car mine us over there *points*

ethan: heh...huh..OH! OH GID ******

(my brain is a creepypasta of it's own...)

Dg: *Wakes up car is gone* SHlT

[lol jeff.]

Carson: OH F-UCK!! GLORY!!! *runs up to her* Gloria! Are you ok? Glory? GLORY? *thinking* She's dead bro. Your glory is gone. *tdi again* *starts crying* Glory...

Dg: Ugh... just great...

Dg: *sees glory and carson from cliff* oh crap glory! *jumps off cliff* oh crap I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!!!
(wow i'm just full of creepypasta quotes! XD)

Dg: *lands in bush beside car* Fuuuuu.....

Carson: Someone call 911! She's dying!

Dg: *pops up* i am here! *goes over to glory* hmmmm... GLORY WAKE UP YOURE SCARING HIM!

(plzzzz do this 4 me pweez!)

[lol ya ready?]

Carson: THAT'S NOT HELPING DG! SHE'S DEAD! she's.....dead..... *takes glory's hand* i'm so sorry glory. it's all my fault. it's all my fault.....

Glory: *wakes up*...... LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!! >:D

(anyone alive im sooo freacken bored XD lolz

Kyle: -walks up to everyone- Katy.......why?! oh and what did i miss? *eye twitches*
Mike: -runs up to glory- Glory are you alright?!
Kyle: *changes into Carson* [Carson- super geeky and nerdy
and is a smart alek]

Carson: Geeze....u ppl must be crazy

[Hey I'm Carson..... :c TWINZIES!!! >:D]

Carson: GLORY! *hugs her*

Gloria: Hey... *hugs back*

Carson: Now..... who's HE?!! *points to mike*

Gloria: A friend.... why?

maddie:0.0 sup...?

Gloria: Eh. Not much. I almost died but... whatever!

Carson: Hmmmmmmm...... SKISSORS!!! :D

Dg: no *lays down in bush again* hmmmm

Carson: I'm not sure if your heads got checked...but you all seem insane!

Mike: 0-0......oh hi <:) *waves to carson* [not kyle's pesonality XD]

Carson: Well DUR! I AM insane!

Gloria: He is. *gets up off car*

maddie:-3-" soooooo what have i missed here
*mide* omg.....mal?*
maddie:no mike duh *covers mouth and runns to the forest*
maddie:HOPE i told u not 2 do that T.T" i cant have mike find out
hope:u mean mal >:) cant u tell thats not mike its mal in discuse
maddie:WHAT!?

Mike: 0.o ummm maddie did u- *changes into mal-

Mal: Hope! i know u said that! show ur face if it's true >:)
[mal needs a "word" with hope]
Carson: Mal?! But how?!

Mal: it's complicated >:)

Carson: ''0-0'' ummmm.....i'm going with Glory now.... -runs for glory- [hahahaha lolz XD word play]

maddie:oh no.....mal...
*hope tries 2 form*
maddie:NO ACK *trasforms into hope*
hope:ah mal >:) gimme a seck *grabs a nife and cuts her skirt and shirt alittle*

Mal: Okay hope......so where is the item you promised me?

Carson: *hides behind bush* ohhhhhhh noooo.....i got to tell kyle <:x
[inside kyle's head]

Carson: kyle!

Kyle: yess?

Carson: Mal! Hope! Together! ACK!

Kyle: geeze calm down

Carson: see for yourself! *pushes kyle into reality*

Kyle: uhgggggg......urf.....0o0 oh no.....hope. i havent...*thinks no got to stay quiet* *accedentily russles the bush*

Mal: *hears noise* what was that?! >:/

Dg: *wacks mal on the head with a book* YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT!

Mal: *takes book and rips it in half* It happened a while ago back in juevey

Kyle: oh no what am i going to tell fallen <:X maybe vicky can set mal strait, but i might be gone forever and i can't do that to my friends, cody, and Syd......i can't go T^T I have to help them...

Sya: *pops up behind kyle* Hmmmmmm....

Kyle: *whisphers* oh sh!t

poo...

Mal: *gives dg the "really" face*

Kyle: What do u want? O-T

Sya: I can't have you going around telling people i exist >:/

[inside head]

Syd: Kyle! Kyle! the real me is chained inside! Plz help! TxT

Kyle: Cuz?

Sya: Cuz what?!

Kyle: *b!tch slapes Sya* You don't ever mess with me or Syd! *changes into vicky*

Vicky: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr >:U

Sya: like i'm scared of you

Vicky: You don't have to be

Sya: Well okay-

Sya & Vicky: Bring it! >:(

Mal: Seriously........wait i hear an act of blood shed going on >:/

Dg: *follows mal, mal doesn't kno, chucks potatoes*

Mal: dg i know u r there.......ur the only person i know who would try to sneak up on someone and chuck a potatoe at their head -_-

Dg: hi i was trying to get your attention... i was bored and was wondering wat u were doing.. so now imma here!

Mal: *chuckles* okay then. What is it?

Mal: oh ummmm.....i was just trying to find where the act of blood shed is......i wonder?

Dg: hmmm... probably some idiot ran into the woods and got attacked maliciosly by wolves... *mutters* maliciosly...

Mal: Nooooo.....that's not it. i heard a voice that sounded like 0-0 oh no *grabs dg by the arm and runs*

Dg: oh, ok *runs after mal*

Dg: Who is it?

Mal: *mutters* vicky T-T

[back story time >:D]

{so mal and vicky both met eachother in juevy and they really liked eachother....ALOT. Then mal crushed vicky's heart with Hope.....Vicky "hated" mal ever since but she still loves him and mal still cares about her even though they get into fights}

Dg: got it. lets go! *runs faster*

Dg: *mutters* where is she...

Mal: K! >:( *runs faster*

Sya: Oh vicky *holds knife to her head* you're so pathetic >:)

Vicky: u think that....*kicks Sya in the leg really hard* well u were just looking in the mirror! steals knife from Sya's hand*

Sya: nice try *gets rattle snake and tosses it on Vicky*

Vicky: *gets bit by the rattlesnake* Yoooowch! *cuts it in half*

Sya: Grrrrrrrrr! >:(
Mal: We've gotta hurry. *pulls out king cobra* Dg....u ready for this?

Dg: sure... *pulls out knife* heh heh heh...

Dg: HEH HEH HEH...

Mal: *nods head* *uses king cobra as a vine* *grabs dg*

Dg: whoah... *drops down on Sya* GO TO SLEEP! (yes, i am obsessed w/ CP!)

Dg: *eyes turn red, teeth grow sharp* heh heh heh HEH HEH HEH!

Sya: Wierdo! *pushes dg off her*

Vicky: *stabs Sya* thnxs dg >XD

Sya: ahhhhhhhhh *passes out*

[inside Syd's head]

Vicky: *Breaks the chains on Syd*
Syd: thnxs cuz TvT

[yep....vicky is the Real persona and is actualy syd's cuzin]

Vicky: No prob :) *thinks* i feel like i've finally did something goog for once TuT

[sry i ment good]

Dg: *eyes change back, jumps on top of mal* -yells- YOU'RE A POTATO!

Dg: *eyes change back, jumps on top of mal* -yells- YOU'RE A POTATO!

Dg: *eyes change back, jumps on top of mal* -yells- YOU'RE A POTATO!

Dg: *eyes change back, jumps on top of mal* -yells- YOU'RE A POTATO!

Dg: *eyes change back, jumps on top of mal* -yells- YOU'RE A POTATO!

Dg: *eyes change back, jumps on top of mal* -yells- YOU'RE A POTATO!

Dg: *eyes change back, jumps on top of mal* -yells- YOU'RE A POTATO!

Dg: *eyes change back, jumps on top of mal* -yells- YOU'RE A POTATO!

Dg: *eyes change back, jumps on top of mal* -yells- YOU'RE A POTATO!

Dg: *eyes change back, jumps on top of mal* -yells- YOU'RE A POTATO!

Dg: *eyes change back, jumps on top of mal* -yells- YOU'RE A POTATO!!!

Dg: *eyes change back, jumps on top of mal* -yells- YOU'RE A POTATO!!!

Mal: geeze dg! get off of me! >XD

(OMFG MY 3DS SPAMMED ON IT'S OWN! lol)

Dg: heh... ok...

Vicky: Mal! *runs up to mal and hugs him*

Mal: 0/////u/////0 Vicky....

Dg: *goes over to Sya, drags her away* hmmm.....

Dg: *ties Sya to a tree, revives her* Hello, child...

Sya: hnnnnn...*eyes shut*
[inside head]

Syd: this is for trapping me here! *chains sya down*

-syd comes back to reality-

Syd: DG! ^u^ you're one of the pplz i wannted to see

Dg: yeah? wat do you need?

Syd: Plz untie me ^u^ i have to go talk to vicky and Mike or mal...which everyone is present >u<

Dg: ok... *unties Syd* btw mal is present right now.

Syd: okay, but I'M FREE! FINALY FREE! *runs for mal and vicky*

Dg: hmmmm... *climbs tree, half listens to conversation*

Syd: Vicky! XD *tackles vicky*

Vicky: Cuz! >w<

Syd: i'm freee! thnx u thnx u soooooooo much!
Vicky: Yah......no prob :)

Mal: 0u0 well now i think everything is back in order

Syd: Your forgeting something *points to vicky*

Vicky: 0///w///0

Mal: im sry *kisses vicky*

Vicky: T///w///T

Syd: Awwwww....how sweet ^w^

Dg: POTATOES! *chucks a potato at Vicky, Mal and Syd* POTATOES!

Dg: *flips down from tree* haha!

Mal: *looks up* what the F*ck dg?!

[g2g play pokemon y now....see yah tomarrow >w<]

Dg: ahahaha! potatoes!

bye!

Hi Guys. It's Carson. Sorry that I'm doing this from the computer, but Glory's 3ds was lost at the crime scene. We don't really know what happened, but we do know that she was stabbed in the stomach. I visited her in the hospital and the doctors say that she's gone into a coma (or however you spell that) and that she'll probably wake up around November 4 and that she'll be released on November 7, her birthday. So she probably won't be on for a while. Sorry guys.

poor gloria!

[Nooooooooooo Glory!]

Syd:......-_-

Vicky: dg....why did u ruin the momment? You know what.....not even gonna ask

Mal: -_- really dg? really?

Dg: wat? Doesn't anyone know me well enough to know that I do that? geez! *walks away*

Mal: dg- awwwwwww....F*ck

Syd: *runs to dg* wanna hear something random?

Dg: hmm... yah. wat?

Syd: would you rather eat peeps or die?

Mal: *over hears* I WOULD RATHER DIE!

Dg: Peeps, they are marshmallowy goodness! unless your talking about people... O.O

Dg: don't kilI me!

Syd: no...not ppl, the marshmellows- and ur lucky that i'm trying to restrain mal 0-0

[personaly...I HATE PEEPS!]

Mal: let me at her! let me at her!

Dg: *ties mal to a tree* there, now... *pulls peepz out of nowhere, eats one* heh heh heh
(i like making homemade peepz!)

Mal: Grrrrrrrrrrr! *snaps rope & takes peeps* Die u sons of b!tches! *pulls out gun & shoots peeps* >:(

Dg: SHlT! *tranqs mal* calm down, and sorry! *takes gun and takes it apart beyond repair*

Mal: *falls down* hnnnn....*drools*

Syd: just gonna let u know....don't anger mal

-cody falls out of nowhere-

Cody: Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Vicky: *changes into kyle*

Kyle: *eyes widen* Cody! *jumps under him*

Cody: thnxs...hnhn O///u///O

Kyle: owww...good thing ur okay -u-

Cody: what happened to him? *points to mal*

Syd: long story 0-0

Cody: hnhn *-* okay

Dg: eh no worries. i know how to deal with mal, whatever the situation is.

Btw- g2g2b nite!

[see yah after shool tommarow ^u^]

(hezzo?)

(heyyy :D)

Mal: *drooling* hnnnnnnn....

Dg: Que? da faq?

Dg: *snaps* MAL! *screeches*

Mal: *snaps out of "coma"* DG! *grabs dg*

Dg: *thinks- i wonder how far i can take this* Mal! Aghhh!

(you still alive?)

[bbl watching tdas ep.9....live in arizona so it comes on at a later time]

(oh kk! seeya 2morrow then cuz i gotta go)

maddie:0.0" well then XD

(potatoes?)

(p.q)

(parley?)

Dg: *walking through woods*

hello?

Syd: Hey wait up! *runs for dg*

[back where kyle and cody are]

Cody: so kyle...how've u been? 0///u///0

Kyle: i'm been fine, but i feel better when i'm with u -///u///-

Cody: yah...me too ^///u///^

Mal: *whispers* i gonna go 0-0 *runs off*

Dg: Hmmm? yah Syd?

Dg: ...

...

Syd: i just want to talk cuz u know.....sya was here the whole time and i was trapped in my mind sooooo yah O^O

Jack: *walks up both syd and dg* Hey guys :)

Syd: hey jack :D

Jack: wat are u 2 doing anyways?

Syd: just talking to my friend dg brother OuO

Jack: could i join in? ^uO

Syd: as long as dg is fine with it

Dg: *smirks* !Hola Sr! ?Te gusta hablar?

Jack: Si dg, me gusta hablar y pollo [lol XD]

Syd: Me gusta los pollos de las estrellas XD

Dg: now turn around Jack!

Jack: okay *turns around* 0-0

Dg: *jumps into trees* heheheh

Jack: dg?

Mal: *hides behind bush* let's see how this goes >:)

Dg: *spots Mal* how this goes eh? *jumps down quietly, ties mal's hands together, (he doesn't notice) yells 'BOO!' then goes bak to hide*

quite elaborate!

Mal: hmm? *tries pulling his away* hn..they won't budge >:(
*wiggles rope off hands* there >:) *thinks for a sec* dg...

Dg:*jumps down in front of jack and syd* srry jack just had to deal with buisness... *cough* mal *cough*

Jack: Mal? ummm...okay then

Syd: ?

Dg: *whispers* he is or was spying on us!

Mal: why does she do this? i don't get it, but i know >:) *pulls out some dynamite* perfect >:)

Jack: well let's go then 0-0

Syd: what he said *points to jack*

Jack: oh sis XD

Dg: ok but i might stay, just bcuz... hmmmmm...... *mumbles* i know you're there mal'..

Mal: *lights dynamite and throws it towrds jack and dg* >:) *whispers* how do u like the burn? >XD

Dg: turns around* i don't know how do you like it? *picks dynamite up and throws it back at Mal, it explodes*

Mal: Grrrrr....>:( *thinks* god! can't dg just let me have some fun here! i never get to explode ppl often DX<

Syd: *reads mal's mind* dude i know how u feel <:(

Mal: *thinks* did syd just read my thoughts? 0-0

Syd: *reads them again* yes mal, yes i did >:)

Mal: *thinks* kinda creepy O-O

Jack: What? Mal? Where?

Syd: he's in the bushes....probably trying to prank u or something
Jack: yah...i haven't seen him in ages. Sis, u know we're friends right?

Syd: of cource dude! totaly! ur my bro. so i gots ta know

Jack: just making sure

Mal: *comes out of bushes* *murmurs to self* now that's an act of evil ruined, thnxs to dg *wipes ash and dust off*

Jack: Mal? OuO

Mal: *looks up* Jack?

Jack: it been ages! *walks over to mal*

Mal: ikr dude, but it's good that i get to see u again

[back story time!
so back a few years ago mal and jack were friends and considered the "bad boys", they did bad stuff like graffiti, and explosives. Then jack gave up on that after him and mal left juevy, the guys parted ways for a while til now]

(woa.. how long dd THAT take u?)
Dg: MAL! GRRR! Y U HAVE TO BLOW MEH UP?!?! *jumps on mal* AGHHHHH

Dg: grrrraghhhh!

Jack: Wat the f*ck dg! *shoves her off on mal*

Mal: thnxs jack, *hands him a box*

Jack: *stares at the box* whats in it?

Mal: just open it. it's not a prank, i swear!

Jack: okay then *opens box*

[inside was a chunk of the first school wall jack and mal blew up]

Jack: wow, i remember when that happened

Mal: yah

Jack & Mal: and the teacher's expriesion was halarious

Jack: then i remember,

Mal: when the cops showed up,

Jack: and the policeman

Mal: was wondering how we did it

Jack & Mal: ahhhhhh good times
Syd: What?!

Dg: blagh! *goes limp* -thinks- syd! can u hear me?

Syd: *reads dg thoughts* yes, yes i can dg. Weird right?

Mal: okay then 0-0

Jack: ?

Dg: -thinks- im gonna trollollo them by morphing into herobrine, play along k?

Jack & Mal: *walks deeper into the woods*

Syd: *reads dg's mind* dude, they don't play minecraft so they wouldn't know, and besides jack is the only one who would be scared. Mal would give u a glare and probably know it's u and he knows that u would do something like this

Dg: Walks to syd* so wat do you suppose i do? >:]

Syd: well i could morph into a cobra and pretent to bite u, u know mal will try to save u or help u or u could do it >:]

Dg: That might work lets do it... since he's more likely to kiIl me if i hurt u, u should turn into the cobra and try to attack me.

Syd: okay then but i can only morph once per day, got that!
*morphs into king cobra*

Syd: *i communicate telepathicly so u can hear me and i can hear u*

Dg: ok... tell mal i'm in trouble... now...

Syd: *okay, but NURP! >:T i'm not used to slithering! -skwirms on the ground- NURP!*

Dg: pretend you're a fish n water...

Syd: *fine -_-* -slithers close to mal- *MAL! DG's IN TROUBLE!*

Mal: what?! *runs to dg, but syd was their first*

Syd: -attacks dg- *hisss!*

Dg: OH SHlT... UHH SHET......

(SHIBT)

Dg: -thinks- syd! bite me! nothing will happen!

Syd: *HISS!* -pretents to bite dg-

Mal: NO! *grabs syd, and ties her in a knot*

Syd: -bites mal's hand-

Mal: Dam it! *throws syd on the ground and she becomes untied*

Syd: *morphs back* ptffffffff! Hahahahaha mal! we got u! >XD

Mal: what! *looks at syd and dg* u can morph too?!

Syd: yerp, but only once per day and i can read minds

Mal: 0///-///0

Mal: grrrrrr.... >///-///<

Mal: NOT funny! >///m///<

Dg: I can talk telepathically and i can morph anytime i want. speaking of morphing... morphs into giant serpant. HISSSSS!

Syd: No no no! it was halarious! >XD

[i forgot to mention syd can disable some one to morph >:)]

Syd: really dg -_- *disabled dg to morph, and dg transfomed back*

Mal: ?! O.O

Dg: Syd! i will get you! *chases after syd*

-_-

Syd: Cant touch this! *warps to mal's mind*

[i forgot to mention about that too XD]

Mal: *get's pulled into his own mind*
-inside mal's head-

Syd: she can't get me here >XD

Mal: what?! how?! why?! 0-0

Syd: oh i warped into ur mind and pulled u in it

Mal: and why did u do that?!

Syd: cuz 1: i'm weird like that! and 2: i wanted to come

Mal: ??? 0.o

Dg: Mal.... have you seen Syd?

Dg: *trips, falls in front of Mal* hola!

[MAL IS IN HIS MIND! XD HE Cant hear u and in the real world he looks like he just passed out XD]

*oh i thought syd was controlling his mind... whoops!*

[she could if she wanted to >:)]

Syd: okay mal...bye now! >:)

Mal: what?

Syd: *pulls lever*

Mal: *falls and lands in a prison cell, and mike is in there* Oww...

Mike: U!

Mal: huh? *looks at mike* and U!

Mike: how are u here?!

Mal: long story

Mike: 0.o

Dg: S-syd?

Syd: now that he's out of the way ican control his body now >:) *takes control of mal's body in the real world

"Mal": *wakes up and sees dg* huh? ummm hi?

Dg: ohh god... Syd is scaring me...

(i. am. so. cold!)

[dg cant know it's syd! XD]

"Mal": *tosses some amnesia powder at dg* [just plz let it work -_-]

*it was Dg talking to Mal saying that Syd was scaring her*

Dg: Mal... do you know where she went?

[mal is trapped in a cell with mike that blocks telepathic messages >XD]

"Mal": wanna go prank jack? >:)

"Mal": ummm..no dg sry, she ran by me like a speeding bullet <:(

Dg: Uhhh sure, cool! how? snakes? tigers? EXPLOSIVES?

"Mal": oh she is...

"Mal": how about all of them! >:D

Dg: Umm overkiIl much? *steps back*

"Mal": why not?
-inside mal's head-

[btw mal told mike the "long story"]

Mike: why would syd do that?!

Mal: because she is INSANE!

Mike: insane en-

Mal: yes insane enough to be in a mental assylum

Dg: Cuz i dont wanna kiIl him stupid!

"Mal": well N- never mind -_- *walks off into the woods* don't even dare try and prank me! >:(

-inside head-

Mal: we have to find a way out and stop syd
Mike: why should i help u?

Mal: do u want to get out of here?

Mike: yes -_-

Mal: then help me make a grapling hook

Mike: why?

Mal: see that hole? *points to hole*

Mike: yah

Mal: we can't scale it with our bare hands

Mike: oh i see now

Dg: -mutters- you think i don't know syd... i know it by your eyes...

"Mal": okay then *covers dg mouth with cloraphorme, dg passes out and syd in mal's body carries her away into a room. Then lies her on a table and straps her down with magic/whatever draining cuffs*

Dg: wtf...

Dg: wtf is happening?

"Mal": wakey, wakey sleepy head
-inside head-

Mal: okay i think i got this *swings grapaling hook to the top*

Mike: it works :)

Mal: up we go *startes climbing*

Mike: *climbs up as well*

Dg: ACK!

Dg: aghhhhhhh!

"Mal": let's begin shall we >:) *pulls out a fully sharpened knife*

[g2g, i'll rp tomarrow at 12:00 arizona time]

[??? and btw you're twisted... like meh!]

[i've been twisted ever since i was born >XD]

maddie:*shows up in mals mind eating popcorn*
sup guys?

maddie:need some help there?

-inside mind-

Mal: 0-0

Mike: how'd u get here? 0.o

-in reality-

"Mal": okay dg, let's begin the tourchering >:)

Dg: O.o Fuuuuuuuuu

"Mal": oh and btw those cuffs make u a mortal >:) *slowly starts cutting dg in half*

Dg: Fuuu! not today! nuuuu! HELP!

Duncan: *bursts in* DG! Mal... I'M GONNA GET U FOR THIS!

"Mal": oh, mal's gone. It's just me >:) *puts cloraphorm over duncans mouth, he passes out & syd ties him down like dg* >XD

Dg: nuuuu! (i hate feeling helpless!)

[I BE HERE]

(help me!)

"Mal": let's continue now >:) *cuts a hole in dg stomach*

-inside head-

Mal: Almost there >:/

Mike: what will happen when we reach the top?

Mal: I don't-

Syd: *throws boulder at mike and mal*

Mal: Oh no <:( *gets hit with it and falls*

Mike: Wait no! 0o0 *mal falls ontop of him*
[they're both back in the cell]

Syd: too easy >:)

-in reality-

[ 030 ?]
fallen: -hears scr.eaming- dg? -walks towards noise-
GAGH!!? - kicks mal in the ballz-
NUU!

Dg: Fuuuuuu! *passes out*

"Mal": Nurp! >X( Sry fallen *puts cloraphome on fallen's mouth and passes out, syd ties her down like duncan & dg* >:D

fallin: (merf)

Dg:... *wakes up in mal's mind* what the hell?

"Mal": u wern't originaly one of my targets but u are now for kicking me in the BALLZ! >Q

-inside head-

Mike: how are we gonna get out now? T^T

Mal: idk...idk -_-

-in reality-

fallen: Q_Q

Dg: Ugh...

"Mal": good night fallen! >:( *slits fallen's throat*
[she now appears in the dungeon where mike, mal, & dg are]

-inside head-

Mike: dg how'd u get here? 0-0

Mal: what is syd doing out there?! Q-Q

Mike: i dont wanna know Q^Q

Dg: she... cut me... *falls over*

fallen: MIKE! -wraps arms around his neck- merf

Dg: uggh

Mike: gack! ur choking me! >x<
Mal: ...........>,^,<

-in reality-

"Mal": ur turn duncan >:) *cuts off his dog collar* hmmm...hows this? *rips off one of his ear piercings* >:)

Duncan: Ack! wth! you idiot! urgh! *breaks from restraints, takes Syd's knife, throws it acrosd the room, locks syd down*

fallen: -realeses- oops. sry......

Dg: *passes out*

"Mal": u cant defeat me so simply >:) *breaks restraints* *pulls out another knife* night night duncan >:) *stabs duncan in the head*

[dungeon population:
-mike
-mal
-dg
-fallen
-duncan]

-inside head-

*duncan falls in*

Mal: 0-0 what did she do to u?

Mike: fallen, what did syd do to u? T^T

fallen: to teamatized TnO [lol have either of u ever cryed with only one eye open other obe closed!? XD I HAVE]

Duncan: stabbed my head... WTH HAPPENED TO DG?!

Mal: her stomach got cut open
0-0

[only once XD]

[ XD ]
fallen: im so confused /)n^

[never]

Duncan: *feels dg's cut* why is her wound still there... my supposed head scar isn't there. Fallen's throat isn't cut...

Dg: *winces*

Mike: mabey because they're sewn back together 0.T

Mal: .....what now?

[syd yells an anouncment]

Syd: ALL PRISON-MATES REPORT TO THE CAFFETIRIA AT ONCE! IF NOT, I'LL MAKE YOUR WONDS REAPEAR *cough* duncan *cough* fallen

Mal: we better go 0-0

Duncan: *carries dg* coming

Mike: fallen u comming? *starts walking*

Mal:...<:( *walks with mike and duncan carrying dg*

Duncan: well this sucks... hopefully she doesn't tourture us here as well... <:[

[everyone's in the caffetiria]

Mal: hopefully she doesn't

Mike: yah 0-0

Syd: EVERYONE! Take a seat.

Duncan: *sits carrying Dg*

fallen: -catches up and sitts-

Mal: *sits down*

Mike: *sits as well*

[a tv screen turns on, syd's face appears. not SYA btw]

Syd: i'm about to explain to u what's going on...

Dg: *wakes up, screams* ow...

Duncan: O-O

Syd: is everyone here and awake? -_-

Dg: -_-

fallen: -eyes sparkling with fear like a lil kids-

Dg: yes.'.

Syd: so.....every year my boss Satin makes me draw someone's name from a ballet to tourcher and k!ll T^T Dg's name was drawn. I didn't want to do it, but i had to or my boss would have k!lled everyone & me....all because i signed a contract with him so he would stop making ppl i knew suffer. I'm sorry dg T^T And anyone who interfears must be k!lled to, like duncan and fallen. Usualy ppl are sent to the spirit world instead of here in mal's mind. I brought u here because ur my friends and i didn't want to betray u any further T^T I can't bring u guys back by any means due to the rulz but u could all help me find a loop hole? plz, i just want this anarchy to end TxT

Mal: 0n0 wow...thats deep

Mike: T-T i'm sry syd

Dg: MR. KRABS I HAVE AN IDEA!

Syd: really dg TxT

Dg: yes... anyway, with the little dark powers i have left... i can turn everyone immortal so we can go back to our bodies... btw if any of u guys tr to take a girl's body, ur dead! >:[

Syd: so ur gonna leave me trapped in satin's arms?

Mal: 0-0

Mike:......

Mike: what if we don't try and it just happens?

Dg: Hey! that's only my part! i couldn't think of anything else (jack!)

[is duncan gonna talk or what? XD]

Syd: *cries* *runs out* have it ur way! *warps out of Mal's mind*

Mal: akward 0-0

Mike: scuz me...*gets in conrol before mal can*

Mal: blast it >:T

-in reality-

Syd: *crying inside the shed* T^T

[btw thats where syd k!illed u all]

Dg: aww shet wat the hell did i do...

Duncan: Mal! Y U NO TAKE OVA MIKE'S MIND?!

Dg: *makes herself immorts again, goes bak to her body, walks around humming mal's tune*

(it's been stuck in my head ALL DAY!)

Mal: *hears the tune & duncan* okay then... >:/ *pulls mike into mind and throws him in the dungeon >XD* *takes control of mike's mind*

Mike: dang it! DX

-in reality-

Mal: dg dont whistle my tune -_- & what the hell is wrong with Syd?! 0.o

Dg: Too bad! and she's ummm i... dk... *starts humming tune again, smirking*

Syd: T^T....y will u not help me get out of this stupid contract...

Mal: *whistles tune* my tune -_-

Dg: Syd, since mal is too busy arguing over what his tune is, i will help you, somehow... *whistles tune* -whispers- my tune

Mal: NO! It's MINE! *whistles tune*

Syd:....really? Q-<

Dg: Idea! instead of u kilIing us, say you got us to hate eachother! then, when your boss is in a laughing fit, kilI him at least 4 times! *whistles tune again!*

Syd: -_- he's SATIN....the DEVIL! Ring a bell?

Mal: *whistles tune* >:/

Dg: *puts tune on a loop* heh heh, ok then i give up! *flops on ground*

Syd: hmmmm.....uhh-

Mal: u know what dg?! *flips the bird* F*CK U!

Syd:....no too risky

(-_- wow, i am going crazy, yet again, over Rise of the Gaurdians... no...)

Dg: *still on ground* DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE, MAL?

fallen: ....
[im so lost....XD]

Mal: okay then! i'll go!

Syd: we could go to hell itself and find the master copy of the contract...but only a few ppl can travel to hell & back, and Mal ur one of them

Mal: 0.o

Mal: do u wanna deal with mike?! Fallen shut up!

Dg: Awww shet...

fallen: EXCUSE ME!? UR SO LUCKY U CAN HELP SYD OR ELSE UD BE LYING ON THE GROUND IN PAIN RIGHT NOW!

Dg: dbrfsbjtkgnfn...

Syd: HOW BOUT U BOTH SHUT UP?! or BOTH of u are gonna be
in pain! >:U

Mal:......>:/

Dg: *laughs* heh heh

Syd: U TOO! *points to dg* >:U

Mal:...syd chill D:>

Syd:....fine >_< everyone meet me back here in 15 mins to get ur best spells, weapons, & etc.!

Mal: 0-0 ok *walks out of shed*

Dg: *sticks toungue out @ syd* your lucky Sydney. *runs off to collect dark magic*

Syd: DON'T call me that *shifts into true demon form* *eyes glowing red*

Dg: Alright i won't call u that syd! ............ney *hides*

fallen: plop. -walks away-

Mal: hmmm...*finds cave* okay

Dg: Well, i got dark magic... now to go stalk someone!

Mal: what's in here? *starts exploring cave*

Syd: *finds inner zone*

Dg: *uses DM to turn into bunny, Follows Mal as a bunny*

Mal: *looks @ bunny* yumm, rabbit soup >:)

Syd: i wonder what the hell they're doing. Oh well

Dg: *Looks at mal questionably*
[bunny has dg's eyes]

Mal: *stares at bunny eyes* dang it >:/ *walks further into cave*
[cave get's darker]

Mal: good thing i have a flashlight *pulls out flashlight and turns it on* much better >:) *continues go deeper*

Dg: *follows Mal, jumps on his foot*

Mal: Stupid rabbit *shakes leg* get off >-<

Dg: *stays*

Mal: hnnnn....>:/ *finds a hole*
Should i go down it?

Dg: *changes into pitch black cat, follows mal* MEW!

(cat has dg's eyes)

Mal: *looks at cat* What?! u better hold on. *jumps down the hole*

Dg: *Jumps on mal's head* MEW!

Mal: *lands in a room and they're is a chest in the middle* Score >:D *runs to the chest*

Dg: *jumps on mmal's face*

Mal: hmmmhmm! *Rips dg off of his face* Make ur self usefull and give me ur paw

Dg: Mew! *holds out paw*

Mal: now extent one of ur claws :)

Dg: mew! *goes to back of chest and grabs a key, holds it up to Mal*

[fvrffhtvsxasbukmcscfhju]

Mal: thnxs? *takes key and insirts it in the lock* come on *turns key & chest openes* yes >:)

[inside chest:
-book of dark magic
-potions
-map of hell
-a compass?

Mal: come on we better get out of here...*runs back to the hole* know a way out?

Dg: Mew! *mewls mal's tune* Mew! *walks other way*

Mal: i'll follow u....? *followes dg cat*

Dg: *jumps up, into a hole,, mews tune again*

Mal: okay? *scales the hole*

Dg: *climbs to top, in another cave, eyes narrow, cat starts hissing at sommething* HISSSSSS!

Mal: *gets to the top* what is it?

Dg: Mew! *pack of savage dogs come out* MEW!

Mal: grrrrr....>:( *pulls out knife* bring it!

*dog pack attacks, (4-6 dogs) one atttacks cat*
Dg: HISSSSS!

Mal: *stabbs dogs* chew on this

Dg: *scratches side of dog deep* HISSSSS!

[dogs are dead]

Mal: let's get outa here

Dg: mew *jumps in hole up to sunlight, purrs*

Mal: *climbs out* got to head back to the shed *runs towrds the shed*

Syd: where are they? 0_-

Dg: *Pads after Mal* Mew! *jumps on mal's shoulder*

Mal: good cat *pets dg's head*
*openes shed door*

Syd: where were u?

Mal: in a cave *pulls out treasure*
Syd: okay good, now where's dg?

Dg: *glances @ syd saying- don't blow my cover, it's me!-with her eyes*

Syd: {oh okay} so let's get going shall we *openes portal to hell* u comming?

Mal: yah....*walks in portal with syd & dg is still a cat on his shoulder XD*

Dg: Mew!

-inside hell-

Syd: we got to keep a low profile, got that?

Mal: *nodds head*

Syd: so mal, what is that? *points at loot*

Mal: a book of dark magic, a map of hell, some potions, and a compass?

Syd: that's not a compass -_-

Mal: then what is it?

Syd: could i see it?

Mal: fine...*gives syd the "compass"*

Syd: *inspects the object* ahhhh, i see now

Mal: so what is it?

Syd: press the top here *puts thumb where the button is & tosses it to mal*

Mal: okay then..*presses top & the compass shifts into dulblade ax ingraved with demons' poisin* perfect >:)

[or venom i should say]

Dg: *licks mal*

[DX]

Syd: okay u 2 let's go *grabs map from mal's hand* *stares at map* follow me...

Mal: ?!....*follows syd*

Dg: Mew! *jumps on syd's shoulder*

Syd: {fine dg u can ride on my shoulder}

Mal: ?....*demon almost jumps on syd* Look out!

Syd: got it covered..*whips out 2 katanas [japanesse ninja swords]* *slices demon in half*

Dg: {nice one syd!} MEW!

Syd: {thnx dg :) i've had practice}

[giant ursurus, a demon bear leaps in front of mal]

Mal: *spins dulblade ax & waves hand [come at me wave]*

DB: RAWR! *charges at Mal*

Mal: *uses weapon as a polvault & kicks db in the face, then runs over and slices its head off*

Syd: 0_0 how'd u-

Mal: ur not the only one who can k!ll a demon, or a bear at least >:)

Dg: Mew!

[G2g seeya 2morrow! @ 8pm Eastern standard time!]

Syd:......

Mal: i suggest we keep moving before something else attacks us *walks further ahead*

Syd:.....{how did he?} *follows mal*

[night >w<]

Dg: Mew!

[burrosmuertos no hablar! lol]

[i haven't seen the new ep! 3 hour difference >XU]

(He says it in the commercial so don't worry!)

[oh 0-0]

Dg: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew

(bleepooo)

[bbl]

[U bak yet?]

[i'm back now >:)]

Alright so another update on Glory. She hasn't come out of the coma and her right foot is now turning a horrible shade of black. They are about to amputate. So that's the update.

Omg... i hope Gloria doesn't have the same disease as Bella Tucker! that'd be horrible!

Perterters

And the rp was never heard from again...

tdwt not tdw