Fujoshi, Ringo
The Apple

She's an apple
-is b:itchy a lot
-gets even way b:i:tchy when riding the cotton pony
-makes fun of people by dictating them as losers or newbs
-her blood/insides are black
-total hardcore gamer and gets severe videogame withdrawal if they are taken from her (i.e. seizures, heart attack, dizzieness/faintness, foaming of mouth)
-likes hitting people in their g:enitals/sensitive areas (i.e. pinguses, veginuses, t:its, twisting n:ipples, etc.)

ha i like this loser i made