My experience with the latest PETA Pokemon parody in a peanut shell...

You see, last night I found out PETA made another Pokemon parody as a sequel to Pokemon Black and Blue to make people go vegan and go against McDonalds.

I had very mixed emotions, but the thing I saw the most was the representation of PETA protesters in the game.

Apparently you automatically become attractive when you join PETA.

AND GOD THE SWOONING. I SAW "*swoons*" AS A PART OF A LINE 4 TIMES. 4. MY GOD.