The Hands Of Time by Uncle_Nate

as i walked into the crosswalk...i heard a horn blare. then the world went black.

what felt like a split second passed. i walked into a pure white room, then was greeted by a tall man with long brown hair, and a curly, but corse beard. he looked a little like Ash.ton
kutcher. he said to me, "what do you see?" i looked around and replied. "clocks" there were clocks....many clocks. strone on the ceiling, walls, floor. everywhere. but the hands did not move. maybe they were out of battery.

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painted on a Nintendo 3DS
16 Oct, 2013, 5:29 pm
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Uncle_Nate

16 Oct, 2013, 5:42 pm

maybe they were broken. i did not know. i asked ash.ton kutcher why none of them were moving. he said "my child, first of all. i'm not ash.ton kutcher. i'm someone you've known all of your life." i was still confused. "and second, those clocks represent the lies every man speaks" i replied with, "badass lie detectors?" he nods, "this one," he grabs a clock stuck on twelve. "belongs to hellen keller" he grabs another at 12:02 "this is abraham lincoln....he has told only 2 lies his entire life..." i say to him, "so...there's a president's....where's obama's?" he replies, "God is busy using it as his ceiling fan"

Smash

16 Oct, 2013, 5:46 pm

if a clock is right twice a day, what time is it?

Uncle_Nate

17 Oct, 2013, 7:10 am

Jesus then says "oh and all these clocks are courtesy of Flavor Flav."

*KittyKrew*

17 Oct, 2013, 7:13 am

XDD

Untwinxer

08 May, 2014, 5:20 am

Dude, nice job with the story! I like it a ton.
- #Untwinxer

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