(>w<) *trying not to laugh* Germany looked so ticked off...

germany:uhhhhh.
italy:germany he bit me he bit me...
germany:he did? i didn't hear your yelling.
me:italy if he bites you again tell me and i'll fire two warning shots...in his head.
italy:o-ok
germany:you von't actually **** him right?
me:oh yes most diffenetly.
germany:-looks a little scared-.....

k.ill is the word

Me: Don't worry Germany; if anyone ever threatened to take your life, they would have to go through me first! They would die a slow, painful death before they could even lift their mur.derous weapon!
Germany: You know, I beliefe efery verd zat you just said.
Me: ^u^
Germany: Und vile it's fery comforting, I'm also fery glad zat you're not mein enemy...
Me: ^FT^ My chorus teacher says that humans are naturally possesive!
Germany: Ja, I know...
Me: Really?
Germany: How could I know you, und not hafe experienced humanity's natural possesiveness?
Me: That's fair.

me:as much as me and germany don't get along and hate each others guts...i got his back.
germany:profe it.
me:how do i prove that?

Me: You can't! ^u^
Germany: You seem ...extra... cheerful today...
Me: That's 'cuz I am! *reaches up and kisses germany* ^3^
Germany: Vat vas zat?
Me: I call it... A KISS! ^FT^
Germany: Nein, I know vat it vas... but vat vas it?
Me: Germany, you're so confusing! Uuuuugh! *tugs a little at cross*
Germany: ...

me:he ment what was it for.
germany:-nods and pats my back- she understands.
me:-smirks slightly- you say some things in the same way that my dad used to say it...he's now just a memory.
germany:you never talk about your family...vy's that?
me:they are all good memories that has become painful and useless.
germany:-looks somewhat sad-

Me: hmmmmm... My sister died when I was 5... I remember waking up on New Years and my mom wouldn't stop crying. She wouldn't even tell me what happened.... I didn't know she was dead until a policeman asked me if I knew what was happening, and told me...
Germany: Vy are you just saying zis now? TnT
Me: I thought we were sharing sad stories...
-awkward silence for about five minutes-
Germany: So... zat kiss?
Me: Germany, who knows why I do the things I do?
Germany: You?
Me: Egh- wrong! No body! ...You know what, I probably kissed you because I love you! Yep! That was probably it! ^FT^
Germany: ^////^ Ja, Ich liebe dich...
Me: Awwww! T^T He loves me to! In German! It's even better because it's in German! Forget France! (France: T^T) One day, I'm going to meet my love in Germany!
Germany: Vat about me?
Me: As much as I wish we could be together, you're not real...
Germany: TAT I'm not real...
Me: Don't worry, I'll still be your favorite fangirl!
Germany: O^O I'm not real...
Me: *facepalm* Germany, sweetheart, if you don't stop I'm going to start crying!
Germany: Kiss me? *reaches for me like a toddler reaches for his mom*
Me: *looks helplessly towards sky* ...and I just reduced a grown man (Germany no less) to my baby brother... *sits down and holds Germany's head to my cheek* I hope you're happy, because I'm feeling quite guilty.
Germany: Ja, I'm quite happy... *kisses my cheek*

I must be feeling really mushy today... this is new...

me:EWE GROSS! love sucks...it's just all a crule trick, 2p! france told me.
germany:NEIN. it is a fery speacial thing.
me:something that makes me sick. boys are discusting fithy dogs.
germany:-laughs and ruffles my hair like a father would do to his son- yes...you keep thing zat...right?

Me: Love is soooooo complicated... but it's worth it.
Italy: Yeah! She used to be my girlfriend! :)
Germany: But zen ve had to go to var... und Italy didn't make it back...
Me: I was so sad... But Germany took care of me! And now we're together! ^u^
Germany: Ja, und I vouldn't hafe it any ozer vay...
Italy: :)

me:-gags- love is bleck nasty, gross.
germany:vell i vouldn't expect a 14 year old girl to understand.
me:-is about to puke-

Me: Haha... you don't know how old I am... Guess, I'm serious.
Germany: Vait, I know zis vone! Nein... I don't...
Me: You're turn! ^u^

me:please change the subject. i'm gonna puke.
japan:-smiles-
germany:nein. you von't you just think you vill.

Me: Well... I'm actually 13... ^u^ But in my own imaginary little world I'm much older...
Germany: Ja... -////-
Me: ...awkward...
Germany: You think?
Me: Ja, just a little...
-awkward-

Me: Iron Man! ^FT^
Germany: Vat?
Me: Idk, I just said the first random thing that popped into my mind! ^u^
Germany: ok...

me:......
japan:........
everybody else:.........

Me: I will now express my embarasment through the piano. *plays a song that expresses embarassment and confusedness*
Austria: I applaud your effort... however I could do better.
Me: -_-" No one invited you...
Austria: I speak German!
Me: Did you really think THAT would get you anywhere?
Austria: I suppose not.
Me: Good because it's not going to. You may leave.
Austria: *leaves*
Me: wow... that was easier than expected...
Germany: I agree...
Everyone all together: hmmmm....

me:-eyes widen at the sound of my 2p's voice-
my 2p:alli alli, so good to see you!
me:-refuses to turn around and look at her- i thought i ran you off...

Me: Your 2p seems nice... Almost annoying nice...
Germany: She isn't as annoying as your 2p...
Me: That's fair... Speak of the devil-
2p me: Hey guys! ^FT^ I found a new syringe! I filled this one with poison I extracted from a viper!
*we all back away*
Germany: Just as cheerful as you... But efen more deadly... If zat's possible...
Me: Yeah... but I don't know where her obsession with syringes came from... I mean, I'm not particularly afraid of them... In fact, I think that if I didn't know her, I would never use the word "syringe".
Germany: Ja... your 2p is fery strange...

my 2p:not really, i was always there...i stayed by your side the whole time but i stayed out of sight...i tend to worry about you!
me:well stop worrying and go away and don't let me see your face again.
japan:that was a bit mean.
germany:yeah you're being a bit harsh on ze girl...you could be a little nicer.
me:who am i to you? italy?....-walks out of the room-
japan:i'rr see why she's acting rike this.-follows-
germany:vat's her problem?

Me: Ella es una chica joven...
Germany: Vat?
Me: O_O? Oh, sorry, wrong language... I said, She is a young girl... You wouldn't understand...
Germany: Nein... I vas nefer a young teenage girl...
Me: Good... It would have been quite awkward if you were...
Germany: But I vas a young man...
Me: Germany, you are a young man. I consider 20 to be in the "young man" range.
Germany: I should stop talking in past tense...
Me: Ja, yes you should...
-random pinata falls from the sky-
Germany: Vat is...?
Me: I don't know...

japan:uhhh does anyone know how to calm arri-san?
germany:nein.
italy:-no even paying attention- pastaaaaaaaa.
2p me: i haven't ever tried.
-lots of crashing and things braking sounds in the background-
germany:.....i'm scared.

Me: ono Well, if Germany's scared of something other than me... I think we ALL have something to worry about... and no Japan, I really don't know... From the others' responses, I'd say that only she could answer that question...
Japan: Fangir-san, I am suprised by your formar manner of speaking.
Me: Japan, you have heard me speak before.
Japan: Hai, however I am ashamed to admitt that I never rearry ristened.
Me: -_- Danke... Japan...
Germany: Ve still don't know vat to do...
Me: Yes, of course... I don't have any ideas... Anyone?
Everybody: *shakes head*
2p me: I have a syringe! ^FT^
Me: ...

me:-walks out covered in blood with sword in hand- don't mind me just going to take a shower.
everyone:-notices the blood and slowly starts panicing-
japan: this ia why she must arways...ARWAYS be supervised.