I got drunk off of Cheltzer...

I went to oktoberfest, and to be frank, I have never before in my life seen so much beer before! There was not a single table there that didn't have a cup of beer on it. 5 minutes in and someone was already scre.aming ontop of a table, we had so many drunkards you could hear us from 2 blocks away, literally! I nearly fell backwards and passed out from all that Cheltzer. FYI it's a comepletely unalcoholic beverage, but if you drink it right...

Oh Germans..