CHAPTER 1
My friend was awesome....I'm sad he's gone.....I can't leave my house without thinking about the psychologically terrible disorder I had which made this happen.

I was playing Conker's Bad Fur Day....I was at that Mighty Poo boss. He made me fuc.king crack up so hard! My expression made everyone laugh....This was funnier! I brought my friend over to try this level. He wasn't laughing. He was too serious...but he was from a different Country which made sense. He started saying, "what's on the screen?" I thought he was being just plain stupid. A call came in. It was from some random idiot. He said creepy things in japanese. My friend, Arakawa, understood perfectly. It meant "PLAY THE CONSOLE. PLAY IT NOW. OR ELSE." It made no sense....But when I came back...the entire screen was totally black with giant eyes and a head of something. It was Conker. He was crying. "You are a monster. YOU KIL.LED EVERYONE. Why you sick person....WHY?!
A feeling of sadness hit him. Did I just kil.l a bunch of people?
Arakawa said,"This is weird, LET'S TURN THIS OFF!" I hesitated. I was staring at Conker. "You ARE SICK!" He yelled. Arakawa just then made the mistake of kil.ling himself...He pulled the disc out and crushed it. A knock at the door was heard.....Arakawa got scared and got ADT. He really did some stupid things, I bet this reader could agree. "It's midnight." He said as he lay asleep. I crossed my heart and went to bed.

duuudddeee thats creepy 0_0'
my cousin was playing the x box one time and the screen got all fuzzy and he heard a loud screech coming from it and it had smoke coming out of it and it wouldn't turn on QnQ tt . i never play it anymore .....