Hey, you can relax now. Itami's here.

Yuki: Yay now all's right with the world! Waffle party (Oh gawd IDK what that was, it's late XD)

Itami:WAFFLE PARTY! Come on Deidei, WAFFLES!

Yuki: WHOOO YEA *throws waffles around and dances*

Kai: HECK YEA!
Yuki: WHOOO SYRUP!

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Okie ready Souji *frantically types reply*
Kai: When...when did you do that!? *looks around* are they all gone? Phew must be....
As.sain: *hurls kunai at Kai when she's not looking*

Kai: o_o there was something hurtling twords me, wasn't there....
(ALRIGHT NOW I PLAN TO STAY HERE. NO MOVING. I AM STAYING AT THIS RP -u-)

Kai: Oh, well...okay then. I'm gonna get back to sleep, and fix up this *holds up bloody arm* heh. Good night Okita ^^
(Time lapse to tomorrow???)

(Next Morning)
Kai: *yawns* Hey why's it so quiet....oh yea everyone's on a mission. Heh I got to the place mostly to myself today -u- *comes downstairs in a silky pink nightgown*
(Oh hey I still need your FC XD)

Kai: Hai Oki- *faints*
(Night, heh sorry my mom took down the Wi-fi because she caught me on my DS XD)

Itami: Hai! I'm baaaaack! Ready for waff- oh. I missed it. I feel bad now.

Kai: DID NOT! THAT STUPID PUPPET DECIDED TO START SHOOTING AT ME *points at Sasori* NOT DEAD!
Sasori: I did nothing it was Tobi's fault.
Tobi: YAY TOBI WINS :D

Itami: and now your beating on my teammates. I guess you just can't help yourselves can you?

Kai: Oh now come on! That was Okita, not me!
Me: Yea the only reason you don't hurt the other members is because Pain scares you -n-
Kai: noooooooo.........

Itami:... *sighs* well then. Let's get... creative...

Kai: Wait wat OnO no creativity plz.
Me: Just remember, Green is not a creative color (Youtube. Don't hug me I'm scared)

Itami: fine. *huffs* Hey, which akatsuki guy do you like? I wanna know which of my teammates is the most interesting to you.

Kai: Oh Itachi, I MEAN NO ONE *dives under table*
Yuki: Ha Kai's in lurve XD
Kai: YUKI LIKES HIDAN!
Yuki: SHUT IT YOU LITTLE SH.IT
Kai: And Red likes Zetzu and Aki likes......um.....Aki likes........Aki's forever alone.

Yuki: Yea really Kai. I USED to like Hidan, and even if I still did, I like Okita waaaaaay more see, *kisses Okita*

Yuki: *breaks Kiss* Okita? You okay?
(Hanini will now Post a RP room for these two ^^)

Yuki: You don't seem it, are you sure you're fine *raises eyebrow*
(Okay so colors refuses to let me upload anthying else XD so I guess we stay here -u-')

Yuki: ^///^ alright I belive you.
*Thunders outside*
Yuki: AAH! *runs up to her room and hides under covers*

Me: Nah dun worry. Her ears are insanely sensitive, she just reacted to the loud noise. You might wanna go calm her down, otherwise she'll keep freaking out the entire night XD

Yuki: Just a sec *finishes putting pajamas on* yaaaaaaawn yea ^//.//^
(ASDFGHJKL I AM SO SLEEPH. But I would lurve to finish this tomorrow!)

Itami: So yuki, you're a cat right? well part, anyway.

Yuki: *sliknks into hallway* Y-yes I am part cat, and well Demon too....*slides back into room*
Me: And that's why Yuki hates-
*Thunders outside*
Yuki: ASDFGHJKL *turns cat and hangs on cealing by claws*
Me:-Thunder.

Yuki: Oh hey that works....Thanks Okita *falls asleep*

Itami: So yuki, you and i are a lot alike, sort of. We're both part animal! *laughs* Isn't that just the funniest thing!

Yuki: Oh you are? I never knew that ^^
Me: Weren't you asleep?
Yuki: Sleeps borin. I plan on staying up. Besides the thunder stopped! Soooooo......now what o_o

Itami: How about... ANIMAL PARTY! *howls**starts crazy dancing*

Yuki: WHOOO PARTY! Oh come on Okita, have a little fun ^w^

(O giess I'll jump in) Oh TOOOOOBI! I have a suprise! *Sees Tobi and Sasori on the floor*......................why's Tobi on the floor?.............

Kai: OKITA YOU LIAR. You did that -n-
Yuki: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BAAAAAAAALL *dying whale noises*
Me: YUKI SHUT UP YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T SING.
Yuki: WREEEEEEEEEECKING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL *squirms around trying to dance*

Itami:WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!? *starts making random noises*

Itami: HEY IT'S NOT MY FAULT IT'S A STUPID SONG! *bites Okita*

Yuki: I do belive the fox says either "Ramen", "SAAAAAAAASKUE NUOOOOOO", or "I'MA BE HOKAGE X3" no? anywhooooooo- OMG I LOVE THIS SOOOOOOONG! BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOH!
Me: Oh no ono
Itachi: Would you all be quiet -n-
Kai: EEK >////< *dives under table*
Yuki: Itachi you're too boring..... *dances and sings badly*

Itami:Oh come on Itachiiii. Your no fun. *Sasori walks in with a rather hyper, blonde, girl*

Yuki: *now hanging on cealing (spell check!) because why not* Oh hey lookie who decided to show up -_-.......who's the blonde?

???: I'm Sakura! *smiles widly* And you're a cat! I like you already!
Itami:There he goes again, bringing in his cousin. *sighs*

Yuki: Why yes I am half cat -u- Oh wait are we bringing family members in now?
Aki: NO WE ARE N-
Yuki: *calls little brother and sister*
Aki: Ohno 0n0
Yuki: Oh and Puppet, I'm still mad at you for trying to k!ll me -n-

Sakura: Hey now, I'm not that bad. *glares at Aki*
Itami:Don't listen to her. You can't trust her. She's half way insane.
Sakura: It's medically proven!

Sakura: ...Cheerios. I was talking about cheerios. It's medically proven they're good for your heart. *insert poker face*

Yuki: WELL DUH CHEERIOS ARE GOOD FOR EVERYTHING! And don't worry, I'm completly insane ^u^
Aki: You say that like it's a good thing.
Yuki: That's cause it is!
Kai: *still hiding under table because Itachi's still in the room* >/////<

Sakura:NYOOM! *dashes off*
Itami:God, she's so freakin hyper. *sighs*
Sakura:I HEARD THAT!

Yuki: HEY SAKURA YOU WANNA RUN AROUND THE BASE RANDOMLY :D *runs off*

Sakura:WOOOOO! *runs after yuki* BEST, DAY, EVA!
Itami:NO! STOP! There going to break everything! *insert dramatic crying*

Aki: Yea Yuki already does that
*giant crash from other room*
Me: Oh gawd-
Hidan: YOU MEAN JASHIM DX
Me: *ignores*-what did they do ono

Sakura:*peers around a corner* Hey, you know that one vase you guys keep in that one room? Well yuki sort of ran into that.*insert sweat drop*
Itami:NOT AGAIN!

Yuki: *pokes head around corner over Sakura's* Yea well that was after you pushed me into it *insert anime anger symbol that I don't think has a name XD*
Me: Ah so that's what you did. Well you'll be fine as long as it wasn't that really expensive vase Kakazu has.
Yuki: weeeeeell...........

Sakura: Yuki, we're gonna die. You know that right? Cause we are.

Yuki: We must formulate a plan *sits on tail* how about-
Kakazu: Hey we're back.
Yuki: -WE RUN FOR DEAR LIFE OAO

Sakura:*is already running* RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
Itami:Why... *insert regretful face*

Aki: Oh this should be instesting to watch *insert not amused face*
Kakazu: ALRIGHT WHO BROKE THAT VASE.

Sakura:NOBODY! NOBODY BROKE THE VASE! IT FELL! JUST KEEP RUNNING YUKI!
Itami: I really hate when this kind of stuff happens. *sighs*

Sakura: *stops mid sprint* Wut?

Yuki: Okita, you can't love me if you die. That's not a good idea *sees one of Kakazu's.....I have no clue what they are, but there the black things that come out of his arms XD* Ohnoooololololol noooooooodles are yuuuuuuuuummy *runs*

Sakura: Again, RUN FOR YOUR FREAKIN' LIFE! *starts sprinting again*

Yuki: Yea I know *grabs back of Okita's shirt* Love ya, BUT THIS IS A BAD IDEA *turns cat and sprinta across base*
Kakazu: YUKI, SAKURA, OKITA YOU THREE ARE DEAD! *chases*

Me: Kakuzu!!! Don't k!ll em!!!
Kakuzu: And why not?
Me: Because I'M GONNA K!LL OKITA!!!
[basically]Everyone: WHAAAA?!
Me: NO ONE HURTS MY TOBI!!!

*a bulky black and grey haired man barges in* (I love adding more characters to the mix)
Ryukaa/unknown man: No one lays a SINGLE FINGER on my sweet little cherry blossom! *turns red with rage*
Sakura: O mah gawd, Why...?

Me: PEIN-SAMA!!! You're so unfair!
Pein: That's the rules Silver!
Me: .........jerk.......

Sakura: *taunting Kakuzu* Na na! *sticks out tongue childishly*

Yuki: Whaaaaaaa who *points at the other guy who's name I forget* wat.
Silver: PEIN LET ME OUT!

Sakura:Wait, yuki. Who are you pointing at? Ryukaa or Silver or who? Your making this confusing. *sighs*

Yuki: That big guy who won't let anyone lay a finger on you.
Me: Yea Yuki makes EVERYTHING confusing -n-

Sakura: Oh, that's Ryukaa, my Step-dad. *sighs* He's been a ninja for like, 32 years. Yet he forgets he's lost his touch, and I'm actually stronger than him. *insert sweat drop*

Yuki: Ah so that's who he is. Okita might not've been a good idea sweetie X//D

Sakura: *punches Okita very VERY hard in the face* Haven't gotten to do that in a while.

Sakura: Hey Ryukaa, has my sword come in yet? *glares evily at Okita*
Ryukaa: *pulls out large katana with a red handle*
Sakura: YES. GIVE. ME. NOW.
Ryukaa: *tosses katana*
Sakura: *catches and swings at Okita*

Sakura: Does that not hurt? I mean, it's a new blade. It's got to hurt. *gasps*

Yuki: H-HEY WAIT DUN K!LL HIM!
Osamu (Yuki's bro): HAI YUKI!
Yuki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OAO GO AWAY

Osamu: HEY MAN WTF WAS THAT FOR D:
Yuki: For being an annoying little s*it XD

Okita: YOU BETTER FIX THAT OKITA! NOW!
Itami: Oh no. Okita please just fix it.

Osamu: *stands up and brushed himself off* nah it's fine. And little!? I'm 19 Yuki, you're only two years older than me -n-

Sakura: fine? FINE? This is not 'fine'! I waited almost an entire YEAR to get this, and he goes and CRUSHES the blade! How does someone even DO that!?

Sakura: Oh I don't know. You could get some help, or you could pay for a new one. I'ld prefer the first though.

Osamu: Geeze calm yourself girl. I got fire chakra I'll fix it just calm down already! *grabs broken sword*
Yuki: Pfft. I got fire chakra too, I could do that.
Me: Yes but you ruin everything you touch -_-

Me: Fine, everthing minus Okita -n- Happy you stupid fox.
Yuki: Hannah-
Me: Ah ah ah, I wouldn't do that or else I might just gender bend you ewe

Sakura: Thanks. And I'm sorry, I have really bad anger issues. It's been worse lately.

Osamu: XD no it's no problem, and on the topic of anger issues *glares at Yuki*
Yuki: *whistles innocently* What 0w0

Yuki: Um Okita, Osamu is my little brother ^^'
Osamu: Yea your "little" brother who happens to be taller than you -u-
Yuki: SHUT UP!

Sakura: Oh no, i gots to go! (ha rhyming) I've got training in the morning. I'll be trusting you Osamu. I'll be back later for that sword. *runs off*

Osame: Why would I wanna touch HER!? Oh and I'll be careful *waves to Sakura* Bye!
Yuki: I hate you Osamu -n-

Osamu: I'M STILL NOT TOUCHING HER SHE'LL BURN ME DX

Osamu: Okay fine not touching her /)OAO/) *surrenders*

Yuki: Yea he is. He's also a freakin angle, that means he's a goodie-two-shoes, or he's supossed to be. Insted he's an evil derp.

Osamu: Hopefully you don't hate me, what happens if we're brothers someday ewe
Yuki: Osamu cut it out -///-

Yuki: *wants to marry Okita too, but is nervous...* yea....
Osamu: SNAP! I LOVE THE LOVE IN THE AIR!
Yuki: Oh yea I forgot this one's element is love. Like mine's poison and Masami's (sister) is music. Well crap I'm not gonna hear the end of this one -//n//-

(THIS WILL BE AMAZING. SO MUCH CUUUUUUUUTE *dies of fangirling*)
Yuki: Good element, I like that one XD

Osamu: NOW HOLD ON! I actually think you two make a great couple! Soooooo.....when will I be an uncle ewe? Soon I hope-
Yuk: *slaps* Osamu you little b****

Yuki: *mumbles excitedly* yet!
Osamu: Haaaaa what Yu-Yu?
Yuki: Nothing, AND DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Osamu: OOOOOOOOOOW OWOWOWOW *flies into wall*
Yuki: XD

Yuki: Ah hands dir.ty from beating the fur off my brother eh? XD

Yuki: He could he could, speaking of being dir.ty, I'm still sweaty from funning from Kazoo -_- you don't mind if I go shower off quickly do you?

Yuki: Right then, be right back *walks to her room*
Osamu: So when ya proposing to her? Soon I hope, she really does love you Okita.

Osamu: Hopefully that's soon, hey while she's in the shower *poofs them to a jewerley store* nows the perfect time ewe
(At base) Me: Gawd he's persistent.

Osamu: While we're here I might as well try and work some Osamu magic on a lucky little lady ewe......
Me: *poofs in* No you won't. I'm staying right here the entire time.
Osamu: Aw ;n;

Osamu: Hee-
Me: *yanks his ear* Nothing too insane...
Osamu: Hey girl news flash, he's about to propse, and be a dad so back the heck off -n- *gets in between them*

Osamu: No he does not *growls at girl and folds ears back* (*mumbles* Although I might wanna....)
Me: OSAMU I HEARD THAT!
Osamu: 0n0 sorry girl, he actually loves his wife. Find another man.

Osamu: e///e oh did you? *purrs* What's your name cutie?
Me: Oh gawd. Okita let's go buy your ring -n-
(Okay GTG....finish this tomorrow ewe?)

Osamu: Is that so? Avaible for tonight maybe e//w//e
Me: Gogogogogo *rushs Okita twords check out counter* gogogogogogo OAO

Sakura: *is outside noticing them*

Me: GOGOG- Huhn? *sees Sakura* Oh hai Sakura!

Sakura: *waves* Whatchu guys doin'?

Me: Helpin Okita pick out a ring so he can propose to Yuki >//u//< Osamu was helping too, but he left with some girl.....

Sakura: Well I hope he still had time to fix my katana. Impacience runs in my family y'know. Wait, propose? Ahmg (omg) So much love in the air! It's k!lling me! *pretends to choke on teh love*

Me: He did, I think it's at his house but there is no way I am going near there OnO And yes I know right *fangirl squeal*

Sakura:Looks like someone has a very kid filled future, huh Okita. *laughs*

Me: Squee! COME ON OKITA! Oh gawsh this is gonna be amazing! And just think of your kids! SQUEEEEE *warps back to base*
Osamu: Geeze, someone's hyper. Okay well I got somewhere to go and fun things to do *looks as Asona (And Hannah forgets how to spell)* Well, how about my place sweet heart ewe

Sakura: eno I'll just go with Hanini for now. Later Osamu. *sprints off*

(At base)
Me: *yells* YUKI YOUR BROTHER IS A PE.RV
Yuki: I know, now hush or you'll wake the kids. And then YOU get to put 'em back to sleep >:)
Me: Plz no 0n0

(wait wut? kids? you guys've lost me... .n. explain plz?)

(Ahahaha I tend to do that. Yuki just had kids. The both of them would have already been married, but they were both scared of being rejected by the other XD sorry about that)

(so a time lapse? How far?)

(Around a month XD)

(okay. Then sakura/i has/have just turned fourteen :D and she/i has/have a new little sister too! Ahmg baby overload!)
Sakura: *quietly enters the base* Yukiiiiii...

(YEEEEEEEES DOOOOOOD THE CUUUUUUUUUTE IT'S GONNA KEEL MEEEEEEEEE....IDK I just had a bowl of candy and sugary cr.ap XD)
Yuki: *holding Emika (Emika's her daughter and Katsuro is her son. They're twins >//u//<) who's trying to bite her finger* Yeeeeeeeees?
(Okay so I was originally gonna name the girl Asu.ka, but it's censoring it....OH GAWSH IS THAT A BAD WORD OAO)

Sakura: Ahmg the babies. There's just so much cute! *quietly squees* Y'know, Yuki, any time you need a baby sitter for them, I'm available.

Yuki: I'll keep that in mind. Only problem currently is that Katsuro keeps accidently turning cat from ^///^
Katsuro: Mablabo *turns into a fluffy blonde and orange kitten* murf -u-

Sakura: Awwwww... I love cats though, I could handle that. He's so fluffy! *dies from cuteness*

Katsuro: Bwah *tries to stand up* Maewfo *falls* oof :3
Yuki: Careful there Katsuro. Oh look Sakura died, great jab there Kat you just k!lled your babysitter XD
Kat: ? mogalobalo *purrs and crawls over to Sakura*

Sakura: Hey, I'm not really dead! XD They're so cute! *squees*
Itami: she's back? *groans*

Yuki: Oh hey Itami!
Kat: Purrr? *climbs up Sakura's head*
Emika: Maimai *reaches for Kat*
Yuki: *puts Emika on floor (dun worry there's a blanket there XD)
Emika: *crawls tword Kat*

Yuki: Kita! Glad you could join the party. Kat's climbing Mt. Sakura and Emika is attempting to follow him.
Emika: Amlamya *rolls over and reaches tword Okita*

Emika: Maaaaaahaaahhhhhaa *turns into a puffy white and purple kitten*

Sakura: Guys, i'm dying again. There's too much cute! *pretends to choke*
Itami: I was hoping she wouldn't want to come back, oh well. *sighs*

Yuki: XD Itami you're just so nice aren't you? And Sakura try not to die , you'd make Emika pretty sad :3

Sakura: I can't make any promises. *laughs*
Itami: *sarcastically* Very...

Yuki: Kita what'cha doin there *pets Okita's ears*
Emika: Mawwaba *jumps on Sakura's head*
Katsuro: Yaaaaaa *attacks Okita's tail*
Kai: Oh hey look who's here. Our firey cat *looks at Yuki*, The fluffeh fox *looks to Okita*, Mt. Sakura, annnnnnd! The the gloomy wolf *laughs*

Itami: Don't call me that.
Sakura: She's gonna call you that.
Itami: Again, don't call me that.

Yuki: Aw come on Itami lighten up!
Kai: Yea gloomy -u-
Yuki: Kai you're pushing it -n-
Kai: TROOOOOOOLL! Hey, I gotta go, mission with the panda ^////^
Yuki: Kay see ya Kai XD
Kai: Bye Yuki! Bye kittens! Bye Gloomy XD *runs*

Itami: people... *sighs* there's a reason behind my attidude.
Sakura: Yeah. It's got a name too! Deidara! *laughs*
Itami: How would you know that you little fa-!
Sakura: Ah ah ah. There are tiny ears around!

Yuki: Ha I remember when Hanini used to fangirl over Dei...
Me: YUKI HUSH YOUR FACE.
Emika: *giggles*
Me: Oh and now your kids are in on the joke eh? -n-
Kai: KAKAZU GO AWAY! I SWEAR I DID NOTHING!
Yuki: Oh what now....
Kakazu: You did too! Now because of you I'm stuck with an in love Hidan for the mission.
Kai: Ain't my fault -//u//-
Yuki: XD Ahhh they're back to normal.

Sakura: It's not fangirling. Sasori told me that the last few times he talked to Deidara he was acting funny. Usually while talking about Itami *giggles*
Itami: SHUT UP! You have no right to be getting into my personal life!

Yuki: Hahahaha isin't that just adorable XD I ship it! OTP XD!
Hidan: Hey Yuki'd you see Kai lately?
Yuki: Yea, why?
Hidan: Just askin -//u//-

Itami: *stomps off*
Sakura: Well then, I have the strangest feeling she's going to attempt to k!ll someone. e-e

Yuki: Yea probly you Sakura XD Oh now where's Kai? I need her and Hidan for something quick....Sakura can you watch these two for a little bit. Oh and Katsaro has a new habit of nomming fingers just a fair warning XD

Sakura: Okay, I'll be cautious as not to get my fingers 'nommed', and I'm going to try not to get merdered. *laughs*
Itami: (from another room) *mumbles*

Yuki: Thanks Sakura! Kaaaaaaai *walks out of room*
Kat: *looks at Sakura* maaabblllaaa
Emika: *curled up on her tail sleeping*

Sakura: This should be easy enough. *sigh-laugh thing* *pick up Kat and sets him on her lap*
Itami: (still in the other room) *mumbling*

Yuki: Kaaaa- Itami? What are you mumbling about?
Kat: Vlabah *giggles and tries to bite Sakura's finger*

Itami: Yuki, Imma k!ll someone...
Sakura: Hey now, my fingers aren't food, silly. *tickles Kat*

Yuki: Just don't k!ll Sakura or yet, I need her to babysit XD! Oh I hear Kai *runs upstairs to Kai's room*
Kat: *giggles cutely*
Emika: *sorta flies up to Sakura*
(Kat and Emika have wittle dragon wings >//u//<)

Sakura: O mah gawd You guys are just so adorable! >w<
Itami: *cannot decide who to k!ll*

Yuki: OH GAWD KAI AND PANDA WHAT EEEEEEEEW! *runs downstairs* Okay I can never un see that OmO
Kat: YAAAAAAAAAWN *curls up and goes to sleep*
Emika: *hums little tune*

Itami: *barges back out* I have decided to k!ll Sasori!
Sakura: Shhhh. You're being loud. *gestures towards sleeping Kat*

Yuki: HIDAN PUT A FREAKIN SHIRT ON -n- Wait why are you gonna k!ll Sasori?
Emika: *Hums tune*
Yuki: Where did she learn that I wonder....

(YAAAAAAAAWN I'm gonna go to sleep in about 5-10 minutes, BUUUUUUUT I'll be on tomorrow around three....hopefully XD)

(okay, yeah i've got to go to sleep too.)
Itami: Because he's the one who told Sakura about all that 'stuff' *crosses arms victoriously* And hidan, listen to yuki and put a shirt on, before you lose another tooth. *glares at him* (i needed to reply so i didn't forget about it tommorow)

(XD I'll just reply tomorrow! Night!)

(night!)

Yuki: *laughs*
Hidan: OW OW OKITA STOP OOOOOOOOW!
Kai: Okita cut it out XD
Hidan: KAI HAAAAAAAALP
Kat/Emika: *poke heads out of nusery and laugh at the ill fated panda*

Itami: Nuuuuh! I need Hidan for a punching bag! ono *tries stopping Okita*
Sakura: So much vio.lence... *smile evilly*

(omg look at the dates for the comments O_O. im looking at them they say february 6 2109? or something like that)

(Nah mine have the correct dates. Maybe the excessive RPing broke your 3DS XD)
Hidan: WAIT NO!
Kai: HEY ITAMI DON'T DO THAT >////<
Kat: *laughs*
Yuki: Now Katsuro we do not laugh at other people's pain... unless it's Tobi -u-

Itami: Why?*is still trying to stop Okita*
Sakura: Yeah, you don't want to do that. I tried my hand at that awhile ago. Didn't turn out too good. *sighs*

Kai: DUN CARE! NO K!LLING THE PANDA >//n//<
Yuki: *sighs* XD

Itami: I DON'T CAAAAARE! *is now practically ripping Okita away from Hidan*
Sakura: She's so freakin' insane when she's like this. -_-'

Hidan: H-HEY STOP GUYS!
Kai: ITAAAAAAAAAMI *jumps on Itami's back*
Me/Yuki: XD

Itami: Imma rip off your head if you don't get off! *goes insane wolf*
Sakura: Ah man... This isn't good... *hides in a discrete spot*

Kai: Alright fine OnO *runs behind Hidan*
Sasori: Hey what is going on in-
Kai: SASORI RUN!
Sasori: What are you- *sees Irami* bye guys!
Me: *playing with Kat*
Yuki: *helping Emika fly*

Itami: *punches wall and creates a giant hole* Someones REALLY gonna die now!
Sakura: *is now off in her own little crazy world singing 'I believe I can fly'*

Kai: *drags Sasori back in room* FOUND HIM! HERE YOU GO ITAMI!
Sasori: GET OFF KAISA!
Yuki: XD What 'cha doing Sakura?

Itami: *throws a barrage of explosive kunai at Sasori* DIIIIIE!!!!!
Sakura: *changes to aoi aoi ano sora*

Sasori: WTF *jump dodges*
Kat: ??? *flies up to Sasori*
Sasori: What do you want -n-
Kat: MWEEEEE WIIIEEN *shocks Sasori*
Yuki: KAT!
Emika: *laughing*
Me: SASORI!? YUKI!? WTF IS HAPPENING OAO

Sakura: *is still not being very helpful*
Itami: *throws more exploding kunai* >:D

Yuki: *grabs Kat and Emika* *runs in nusery* Okay so that's umm....not kid friendly X<
Sasori: SHOOOOOOOOOT *runs*
Kai: *drags Hidan away to another room* Let's go -//_//-

Itami: *passes out from being so angry* @.@
Sakura: *snaps back to reality* Whu? What happened?

Red: ITAMI'S DEAD CAN I EAT HER OuO
Zetzu: NO I WANNA EAT HER!
Yuki: Sakura? You missed it, Itami vs Sasori to the death XD
Kai/Emika: *giggling*

Deidara: *walks in* She's not dead, hm!
Sakura: And the love begins! *makes kissy faces* Itami and Deidara in love 5 ever!

Kai: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIPPED O//u//O
Dei: -//n//- Kai stop that.
Yuki: *looking out of room* Oh look Dei's here, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS e//w//e
Kai: Well you should give her CPR!
Dei: Kai last warning.....
Tobi: DEI'S GONNA KISS ITAMI :D
Dei: -n-# I swear you two.....

Sakura: Come on Deidara, she needs a kiss from her prince charming. *continues making kissy faces*

Red: So? I STILL WANNA SEE THEM KISS >:D
Kai: Yea it'd be funny XD
Emika: *biting Sakura's hand* :3 *drools*

Sakura: Come on, hurry up Deidara! *is completely ignoring the pain in her hand*

Kai: THAT'S IT! *pushes Itami on top of Deidara*
Red: AHMG YES! YEEEEEEES *nosebleeds*
Zetzu: Hey Red, where's my shirt -n-
Red: Dunno :D

(don't you mean Deidara on top of Itami? Itami's the one passed out on the ground.)
Sakura: *chanting* Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss....

(Yea sorry I'm a complete derp XD *dies*)
Red: Heck yes Kiiiiiiiiss
Zetzu: RED. SHIRT. NOW.
Dei: W-what!? Kai >////<
Red: ITAMI'S GONNA DIE! KISS HER DEI KISS HER!

Sakura: YESSSHH!
Itami: *slightly opens one eye and whispers to deidara* just do it, they're all waiting...

Me: KIIIIIIIIIIIISS NOOOOOOOW >//u//<
Dei: Alright *kisses Itami*
Me: HECK YES *dies*

Sakura *dies from the cutes*
Itami: -//3//-

Kai: And now we begin on RedZu
Red/Zetzu: WHAT o////o

Sakura: Nuuh! *huggles zetsu defensively*
Itami: -.-'

Red: -//n//-' *thinks* but I wuv Zetzu. And we're both cannibles....
Me: Oh? You crushin on Zetzu?

Sakura: None of your business. maybe... -_- ((-(-(-_-)-)-) bring on da ninjas. lol idk)

Red: *thinks* great, compition -n-
Me: WHOOOOOOO THE TENSION HERE'S THINK XD

(think?)
Sakura: Hey I have a question. If I eat faces, doesn't that make me somewhat of a canibal? (friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together!)

Me: Sakura? Watcha thinking about?
(XD well of course it is!)

Sakura: Nothing. Just asking a harmless question... ewe
Itami: I don't like the way this is going... ene

Mailman: Mail's here :D
Red/Zetzu: DINNER OAO *run to front door*
Yuki: That poor mailman...
(My mom's back to the "Shut down the WI-FI plan, so If I randomly get off the wi-fi's gone TTnTT)

Sakura: DIBS ON THE FACE!
Itami: I told you... -_-
(nuuuh, imma miss you!)

Red/Zetzu: *fighting over head* NO I GET THE FACE DX
Yuki: siiiiiiigh....HEY GUYS ITAMIXDEI :D
(I DUN WANNA GOOOOO! TIS TOO MUCH FUN D':)

Sakura: Nuh! *pushes them aside and swiftly cuts off the face* MIIIIINEEEE!
Itami: disgusting.... >:P

Red: *turns into giant monster* GIVE IT
Zetzu: O//u//O

Sakura: *already ate half* fine. *tosses*
Itami: i'm going to go throw up now if you don't mind...

Red/Zetzu: *both grab one side of the face in their mouth* O////O
Yuki: Eeeewwww and Aaaaaaw!

Sakura: *hears another person knocking* MIIINEEE!
Itami: I'm wishing I wasn't here at this moment... :P

Red/Zetzu: NO MIIIIIIIINE!

Sakura: Oh hey, it's Itachi. *face is covered in blood and death*
Itami: I'm leaving the room now... ene

Yuki: Hey gloomy. Sakura go wash your face off -n-

Sakura: Oh, right. *walks off while wiping her face*
Itami: Watch it. That's not my name. *growls*

Yuki: Fine fine. Itachi can be Gloomy and you can be Grumpy. Better :D

Sakura: *pushes Itami into Deidara* Kiss again! :D
Itami: Wha-HEY!
Sasori: I think it's almost time for you to go home Sakura...-_-
Sakura: Nu-uh. I'm on a training trip.

Yuki: HECK YEA! KISS
Dei: AAH!
Kai: HEY SAKURA LET'S PLAY A GAAAAAAME :D

Itami: Stahp guys!!
Sakura: What kind of game? Ooooo! Fog mischief! I loved that game!

Yuki: KIIIIIIIIIISS
Emi/Kai: *giggle*
Kai: HECK YEA LET'S PLAY XD

Sakura: Rule one! You can't use any genjustu that allows you to see other players! GO! *creates a giant cloud of mist*
Itami: Noo! Why do we ever let her in here?!

Kai: RULE 34! *starts trying to explain rule 34* (WTF Hannah!?)
Me: KAI SHUT UP AND FIND SAKURA!
Kai: WHOOOOOO *runs around*

Sakura: *spooky like* Yeah Kaaaaii.... Find me before I find yooooouuu....
Itami: I can't see anything anymore...
Sakura: *grabs Itami* sssshhhhh... *holds finger up to her mouth*
Itami: uuuuuh...-n-

Me: *grabs Dei's arm* ewe smoke plus Itami plus Dei equals FAAAAAANFIC >:D
Dei: HANNAH LET GO!
Kai: NYAAAAAA *jumps in air* GOT YAAAAA! *lands on Hidan* of f***
Hidan: Hey baby -//u//-
Kai: -//n//-

Sakura: Here I cooooome Kaaaiii.... *jumps on tobi* Hey you're not kai.
Itami: Hey now!

Me: *throws Dei at Itami*
Kai: HIDAN GO AWAY *runs* OW Ibumps into Sasori* YOU AREN'T SAKURA EITHER D:<

Sasori: No but we're related.
Sakura: GOTCHA! *pounces on Aki 'cause i wanna see where this leads*

(Oh jump on Aki, great idea. Does Sakura have a death wish now XD)
Kai: Yea well I ain't lookin for you puppet boy -n-
Aki: Sakura! *grabs the front of her shirt (Aki has giant silver claws :D)* you idiot.

Sakura: Oh hey Aki... ouo' You wouldn't hurt someone from your own village would'ya? *nervously laughs*
Itami: Stop doing this guys it's really grating on my nerves!

Me: *has video camera facing Dei and Itami*
Dei: Well? She's wating,
Aki: Oh come on you know I would >:)

Itami: Fine, freakin' per.v... -_-'
Sakura: SUMMONING JUTSU ON YO' FACE! *summons a giant horned pit viper*

Aki: *cuts it in half* THAT'S IT D:< WATER STYLE! 5 SLIVER CLAWS JUSTU *sliver streaks of water fly at Sakura*
Me: Say what you will, BUT I STILL RECORD THIS >:D

Sakura: Lightning style! Lightning Gun! *shoots long streams of lightning*
Itami: *quickly kisses deidara* there, but that's all you're gonna get Hannah! >:D

Me: Fine you but.t -n- (Okay, I get that but.t isin't the cleanest word, BUR WE'RE NOT 7 YEAR OLDS! WHY CENSOR IT -.-#)
Aki: WATER STYLE! SHARK BOMV JUSTU!
Kisame: YOU COPIER! HEY HANNAH AKI'S BEING MEAN I NEED A HUG /)OAO/)
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHGDHSWTHDAQFKIHATEKISAMEAGURAFJKISAMESUCKSJDSYSEHDKISAMEYOUREUGLYJDSFIGKISAMEISSTUPIDTHDS *runs*

Sakura: HANNAH AKI'S BEIN' MEAN TO ME! *dodges the attack*
Itami: :p

Me: SORRY HAVING PROBLEMS OF MY OWN D:
Kisame: GIMME HUG!
Me: WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO TRYING TO SET UP AKIXITACHI
Kisame: NO HUG MEEEEEEE!
Aki: *grabs Sakura* I'm so gonna k!ll you >:D

Sakura: NOT IF YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR OWN BODY! *uses puppetry jutsu thingy she learned from sasori*
Itami: Hey Dei, you wanna go out to the creek? owo

Me: CAN I COME TOO :D
Kisame: No I need you with me e//w//e
Me: NOOOOOO
Dei: Sure un ^///^
Aki: GAH! SAME FOR YOU *controls the blood in Sakura's body* so who'll die first!?
Yuki: Aki cut it out -n-'
Aki: SHUT UP C-CAT BRAT!

Sakura: I dunno. Who ever let's go first. Now, we wait.
Sasori: Okay, it's really time for us to go now.
Sakura: But deaaaath! D:) and waiiiting!
Sasori: No buts. Off we go!
Sakura: Fine! We will continue later. *lets go*
Sasori: *whispers to Aki* Try anything and you become fresh sushi...
Itami: >:P Why Dei? I need to talk to you aloooone. *drags him out*

Me: I WANNA COME TOOOOOOO D':
Kisame: NOPE ^////^ *hugs me*
Me: STOOOOP YOU P3DOSHARK!
Dei: What did you need Itami hmmm?
Aki: *turns her head to glare at Sasori* *face really close to his* I won't as long as she acts like a nice little girl >:)
Yuki: Wow Aki's being a creeep-o.....AND IT'S SO SHIPABLE :D

(BTW I was JK when my message on my friend card said "Hate U Soul ;n;" it's cause you haz "X")

Sakura: I heard that... -_-
Sasori: Oooookaaay let's go then... ene
Sakura and Sasori: *walk out*
Itami: Weeeell... I had gotten tickets to a fiework show from my brother and thiught you might be interested? * holds up tickets* Hmmm?

Aki: Fiiiiiiinally it's quiet -u- *sits on couch*
*Kisame and I run through the room*
Me: GO AWAY KISAME D':<
Kisame: NOT UNTIL I GET A HUG!
Me: HECK NO! *runs outside and crashes into Sasori* SASORI HALP MEEEEED ;n;
Aki: And the quiet is ruined -n-#
Dei: I'd love to go un!

Sakura: Kisame! Staaaahhp! Your scaring herrrrr. *acts all dramatic about it* I'll give you a hug if that'll make you feel better. owo *hugs him*
Sasori: I would but I have to help sakura... *insert nervous laugh*
Itami: *thinking (o mah gawd he actually said yes omg omg omg omg!)* That's great! It's tommorrow night. I can show the way.

Kisame: NUO I WANNA HUG HANNAH DX
Me: NO GO AWAY! SASORI YOU SUCK! SAKURA I OWE YOOOOOOOOOOU *runs*
Dei: Alright, I can't wait ^///^
Yuki: *trying to ship Aki with someone*
Aki: YUKI STOP D///X

Sakura: Hey yuki, donchu remember? You said, "Aki's... Aki's forever alone." Your still trying to play matchmaker for her?
Sasori: Let's go... *is getting very annoyed that I'm stalling*

Yuki: Heck yes I am, WANNA HELP >:D
Aki: Oh please no -n-
Kai: I WANNA HELP TOO!
Me: SASORI HEEEEEEEELP KISAME IS SCARING MEEEEEE *hides behind Sasori* QmQ

Sasori: fiiiinnnneee... Kisame go away until I'm gone. THEN try to hug her. *points toward a corner* now stand there while i'm here.
Sakura: *is still hugging him* He can't move with me on him. :3 NEW GAME! AKI'S MATCHMAKER! rule one! No se.xy no jutsu! GO!
Itami: not again...

Me: SAKURA LET HIM GO SO HE CAN STAND IN THE CORNER!
Aki: I swear I hate everything about you Yuki.
Yuki: Okay so let's see, who would fit Aki.....either Sasori, Itachi, or Pain-
Aki: DON'T YOU EVEN SHIP ME WITH HIM!-
Yuki: SPLIT UP AND GET AKI A DATE! *runs off in Itachi's direction*
(Who's RPing as which peoples XD
WAFFLES #<;(OAO)>#)

Sakura: *let's go of kisame and runs in a direction* I found you a tobi. ewe
Sasori: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! *runs away from the mobs of matchmakers*
Itachi: Hm... -_- *doesn't care*
Tobi: Tobi loves games! What is Sakura playing? ((^)))/)

Yuki: Not a game for Tobi, NOW WHERE IS ITACHI!?
Aki: My guess, avoiding you three. Just like Sasori and Pain, actually to be honest I don't even know if Pain's here. You know what, I'm leaving *walks to her room* *sees Itachi* oh hey Itachi *continues walking*

Sakura: Okay well then. Reading to leave Sasori?
Sasori: FINALLY! *drags me out the door*
Sakura: Bye guys! *waves*
Itami: Two idiots down only a whole lot more to go... -_- excluding you Dei.

Aki: *hears them leave* Finally *changes into a loose shirt and sweatpants* aaaaaaaahhhhhh *flops on her bed and reads a book*
*Someone knocks on her door*
Aki: If that's Yuki I swear *gets up*
Yuki *downstairs not near Aki's room* KAI WHERE'S ITACHI I WANNA SHIP DEM D///:
Kai: I DON'T KNOW! CHECK HIS ROOM!
Yuki/Kai: *looking for Itachi*
(Who's at Aki's door? Stay tuned for the next part of this incredibly random RP :D)

Random me voice in your head: Oo oo! is it Itachi?! i bet it's Itachi. It's Itachi isn't it?! WAIT NO! TOBI! THAT WOULD BE THE BEST PLOT TWIST EVA!

Me: SOUL OUTTA MY HEAD! AND I DUNNO WHO IT IS!
Yuki: Haaaaaannah who are you yelling at?
Me: NO ONE! YOU KNOW WATSOUL WHY DON'T YOU PICK DX
Yuki: *strangling Tobi*
Kai: Yuki why are you doing that?
Yuki: BECAUSE HE TOOK ME COOKIES D':<

Random me voicel It's the muffin man coming to give aki a freshly made pastry basket of love! XD

Me: Oh great idea Soul. She's gonna k!ll you.
Aki: *opens door* Red? What, and why the muffins?
Red: Dunno. And you gotta come here, Itachi was looking for you.
Yuki: DOOOOOOOD WHERE IS HE I GOTTA SHIP DIS! SAKURA COME BACK YOU GOTTA SEE DIS D//:

Sakura: *is long gone training with Sasori*
Me voice: do you know the muffin man... *keeps singing the song* (my mom said i run like a deer. Wtf mom? In pokemon I guess i run like a Xerneus gaaah why x?)

Me: THAT'S IT. *jumps out of RP* SOUL YOU'RE GONNA GET IT *chases Soul*
Yuki: AWWWWWWW MAAAAAAAAN I'MA TRACK SASORI BECAUSE I CAN TRACK HIM *Runs tword where they are*
Aki: Yea Itachi? What do you need?

Me being chased: I'm sorry Hannah I'm just so excited I luv yooooou! TTnTT *hides under her blankets* (but seriously mom, wtf, a deer?)
Sakura: Like this? *pulls back her elbow* (they're working in puppetry some more)
Sasori: A little higher. *positions her arm higher* There. see?
Sakura: Ah, okay. and then like this. *does more moves*

Me: SOUL GET OVER HERE YOU DEER GIRL >:D
Yuki: SAAAAAAAAKKKKKKUUUUURRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!
Itachi: *points to Tobi*
Tobi: *throwing pancakes around and being an idiot*
Aki: I got him -n- *marches tword Tobi*

Me: NUUUUUUUH! I LOVE LIFE!!!! *is now using waffle-mon as protection*
Sakura: Huh? Yuki? *drops her concentration*
Sasori: NO keep your concentration on the puppet!

Me: NO WAFFLE MON! KYOMA'S NOT HERE YOU IDIOT! I KNOW HOW TO K!LL YOU *starts reading adorable fanfic*
Yuki: SAKURA. AKIxITACHI YOU GOTTA COME BACK RIGHT NOW!
Aki: Got him. Is that all you needed?
Itachi: Well, actually I have a question.

Me: That's not my weakness... my weakness is...! Hey why would I tell you? you're trying to k!ll me!
Sakura: What!? AkixItachi is more important than training Sasori! Bye! *runs off with yuki*
Sasori: For a genius, she sure is stupid... -_-'

Me: Oh yea *throws 50 shades of grey at you* WELL THIS BOOK K!LLS EVERYONE >:D
Yuki: YAAAAAAAAAAY
Aki: Yea? You know I do have things to do *leans against wall*
Itachi: well, I was wondering if you'd come out to the river with me, I need to pick something up.
Aki: Oh, sure ^///^

Me: NOOOO YUCK GET IT OFF OF ME P0RNO NOVEL! GAAAAAAH! *smacks hannah in the face with it*
Sakura: Do you know where they are? (o mah gawd Dei and Itami are still by the river. Wonder what's gonna happen?ewe)

Yuki: NOOOOOOOOO....But I know where Dei and Itami are >:///D WANNA GO FIND THEM!?

Sakura: Heeeeell to the yeah! Lead the way!

Yuki: HECK YEA *runs around and goes to Dei and Itami* shhhssshhhssssss hiiiiide >://D

Sakura: *Hides in a thick bush*
Itami:*sniffs* Do you smell something Dei?

Yuki: ewe
Dei: No, but you have a much better sense of smell than I do.

Itami: It smells like sweat, wood, and sasori... -_- Sakura, where are you.
Sakura. o-o'

Yuki: Quick, *dumps pine scented perfume on Sakura* now you smell like a forest :3

Itami: Guh... It just turned to yuck strong pine! *holds her mouth like she's gonna be sick*
Sakura: *whispers* great, now I can't go back home later. My mothers allergic to this stuff...
-_-#

Yuki: Would you rather be k!lled by Itami Sakura -n-#
Dei: Well, I do smell pine.
Aki: Okay so where's this thing?
Itachi: Over there *points to bush*

(o mah gawd is he pointing towards MY bush?!)
Sakura: I like life... ene
Itami: Where is that coming from god dam it! *starts looking for the source*

(Nah, IDK what I'm gonna do....MUST WRITE CUTES OAO)
Yuki: Thought so.
Aki: Okaaaay. Why can't you get it?
Itachi: Well I can, but I wanted you to come along.
Aki: Any reason?
Itachi: Not really o////o

(dat is my bush! I keep my murdurder weapons over there! No wonder i keep losin' 'em. itachi's been taking mah weapons!)
Itami: *finds sakura and yuki hiding* YOU TWO ARE DEAD! YOU BETTER START RUNNING!
Sakura: I LOVE LIFE! *is sprinting*

(IS NOT! ITACHI'S ACTUALLY TRYING TO ASK AKI OUT IF YOU MUSH KNOW. HE DOSEN'T CARE ABOUT YOU'RE BUSH OKAY XD)
Yuki: OKAY GOING! GOING! *runs*
Dei: Ah so that's where they were.
Yuki: SAKURA TO AKTACHI! AWAY!
Aki: Itachi, why are you so quiet all of a sudden?

(says you... XD)
Sakura: Yush! *runs with yuki to the AkTachi*
Itami: I'm going to k!ll Sakura next time she comes back to the base... *walks back over to Dei*

(YOU CAN HAVE YOUR BUSH ALL TO YOURSELF NO ONE WANT'S IT D:<
Besides who needs a bush when you have a tree :D)
Yuki: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES >://D
Dei: Well just don't leave me out on the fun of k!lling Sakura hmm.
Aki: You sure everything's okay Itachi?
(Here's an Idea, You RP as Itachi and I'll be Dei :D you dun have to if you don't want to though XD)

(what?! You have a tree?! can I visit, no wait, Where can I get one of my own?! I'm overreacting to this and it's hilarious. XD)
Itami: Fine, if you really must insist.
Itach: Oh, nothing. Just something I've been thinking about for awhile... -_- *acts like it's nothing serious, but it's totes importante*
Sakura: *whispering* Nyoom... *silently running to da aktachi with yuki*

(Yea I have this AMAZING MAPLE in my backyard and it's so fun to climb. I usually sit in it and read books...BOOKA ABOUT WAFFLES >:D {I am totally taking the Waffle joke too far XD})
Aki: Oh kay? Well if that's all *turns to leave* *cloak gets caught on a root* mmph. Not again.
Yuki: Shshshsh there they are o//w//o
Dei: Ha thanks un X//D Can't wait to help you get her back.

(oh, I just remembered, I have this HUGE maple in my backyard, and a berry tree too. The berries are delicious, and the maple, It's just there and dying, I can't climb tree.)
Sakura: Sh now... ewe
Itachi: Do you need some help? *untangles her cloak from the root and holds out his hand*
Itami: heh, Yeah. She dserves it after humiliating me in front of all the others!

(I haz no berries ;n; BUT I HAZ POTATOES XD)
Yuki: ewe *freaking out in mind*
Aki: Thanks, I should probly just carry it back *takes cloak off and folds it (Aki wears a short sleveless shirt and jeans under her cloak)* Coming *looks back at him and smiles*
Dei: If it helps, I didn't really think you looked embarassing! *wraps his arm around her* don't worry about Sakura, she'll be blown up soon hmm ^///^

(how many potatoz? owo)
Itachi: o///o oh, uh yes. *walks beside Aki* There's just something I need to ask you...
Itami: >////< Aaww you're making me blush Dei!
Sakura: We have to silently follow them... *grabs yuki and quietly follows tha aktachi*

(MANY POTATOES OAO)
Aki: Hmm? What is it? *looks at him*
Dei: I think you made me blush first Itami ^////^
Yuki: Yeeeeeeees >:///D

Itachi: Would you mind coming someplace with me tommorrow? Sometime in the afternoon. *rubs his neck slightly* o///o
Sakura: Shhhh now... O///w///O

Aki: S-sure, where would we be going o////o
Yuki: It's so bootiful Q//w//Q

Itachi: How about, a Dango shop. -///u///- *is now thinking about dango, Itachi loves that stuff* (are we still doing the kyonette rp?)
Sakura:e//w//e
Itami: Maybe we should head back now.

(yea sorry bout that, I couldn't figure out what to write ^^j)
Aki: Sure, I'd love to come.
Yuki: Saaaaakura the shiiiiiips o//w//o
Dei: Yea probly X//D
(TIMELAPSE TIME TO THE TWO DATES, if chu wanna?)

(okay, but itami and dei would be on their way to their date, it's the middle of the afternoon afterall)
Itachi: So what do you want? ^///^' you could have anything really.
Itami: So, do you have anything you want to burn off before we get there? (the fireworks show is at her family's estate. They hold it for about a week every year)

(The longer the walk, the longer the cutes last e//w//e)
Yuki: *At base* SAKURA ARE YOU HERE!?
Aki: Anthying, you can pick ^///^
Dei: Hmmm...nope can't think of anthying un ^//u//^

(k, teh cutes will last as long as we can keep 'em walking)
Sakura: *walks over to the small table aki and Itachi are sitting at* (She/I has/have a small job waiting on customers at the shop) The usual?
Itachi: Ah, yes, two this time.
Sakura: I sort of got that, having a good time yet?

Yuki: WHERE IS SAKURAAAAAAA QAQ
Sasori: AT HER JOB NOW WILL YOU KINDLY SHUT UP.
Yuki: BETTER YET I'LL LEAVE! HANNAH YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF THE KITTENS :D
Emika/Kat: Murf??? *being adorable*
Aki: Well it's certanly better than being at the base with Yuki -//u//-
Dei: So you've seen these fireworks a lot Itami hmm?

Sakura: Well then, I'll get those right out for you. *walks back*
Itami: Yeah, the past few years, my brother always brought me. He always got two tickets from our parents so he could bring a "friend", but he always brought me instead. In all reality, I'm not even suppose to have one. *laughs*
Itachi: Soooo... anything interesting happen? *slightly rubs his neck nervously*

Aki: You mean other than Yuki trashing the base X//D? Hmmmmm, well rumor has it there's some insane bounty hunter around this area *looks over into the trees* heh, wonder who it is. K!lling people for money, it's probly Kakazu X//D

Itachi: that would explain it, kakuzu needs extra cash, that's what's happening. *slightly laughs*
Sakura: *walks out with two plates of steaming dango and two cups of hot tea* Here you two are. Tell me how it goes later 'kay?

Aki: Figures. Alright Sakura, and do me a favor and keep an eye out for Yuki okay. I REALLY don't want her showing up here -//.//-#
Yuki: o//w//o *walking tword Dango shop*

Sakura: Um, well, art of cocealing. *changes the three's appearence to hide from yuki* Please enjoy your meal. *now looks like a young man* (you can decide what Aki and Itachi look like)
Itachi: We will. Thank you.

Aki: *now has blonde hair and blue eyes* Wonderful! No need to worry bout Yuki anymore ^////^
Yuki: *sees the shop* SAAAAAAAAAAKURAAAAA! *jumps on Sakura* Don't hide it I know it's you, I can smell it OAO. Plus my eyes see through justus -u-

Sakura: DAM IT YUKI! OFF ME I'M WORKING! *squirms trying to get ykui off*
Itachi:Please could you leave us alone for once yuki? -_-'
Itami: Dei, got something on your mind? *looks at him curiously*

Dei: Wha o///o! Oh um I just... *trying to figure out how to be romantic* There was a um...just a bird. *Scoots over to Itami and puts his arm around her*
Yuki: *sighs* It's boring at the base, and Zetzu's trying to eat me -.-'
Aki: *ignoring Yuki* Thanks for bringing me here Itachi ^///^ it's really fun, much better than being bored!

Sakura: I'll be off in a couple hours. Why don't you keep yourself busy until then...
Itachi: Well, I'm glad you're enjoying this. -//u//-

Yuki: Fine. *slinks off into bush* WHO THE F*** IS THAT!?
Aki: Oh what now -.-#
*Crazy Bounty hunter that's not Kakazu comes out*
Aki: *glares at Yuki*
Yuki: NOT MY FAULT OAO

(oooh, what does this bounty hunter look like?)
Sakura: *still looks like a young man* I don't think everyones gonna have much of a good time anymore...-_-'
Itachi: noooo... Not now. -n-

(Actually, it happens to be one of my oldest OCs......his name's Tazuma, and he might be Kakazu's cousin.....I DUNNO KNOW HE WAS MY SECOND NARUTO OC XD. Figured I'd bring him back. He looks like Kakazu, but younger and LESS CREEPY XD, but he fights the same.)
Aki: Don't worry it's just Tazuma.
Tazuma: Yea, chasing some ninja. I'm trying to get the bounty.
Aki: Tazuma leave -n-#
Tazuma: What'r you turning into my cuz Aki?
Aki: -n-#

(oh okay, oh and, do you watch supernatural at all?)
Sakura: (again she still looks like a young man until I say she changes back) And who might this ninja be? Just out of curiosity.
Itachi: Please do tell who it is. *sighs slightly*

Aki: He's Tazuma. What, Kazoo never talks about his cousin?
Tazuma: He's just jelly that i'm smarter than him.
Kakazu: NOT TRUE!
Hidan: HI EVERYONE *mumbles* praaaaise Jashin!
Aki: Oh not you two dorks.
Hidan: HEY WELL YOUR STUPID PARTNER CHASED ME OUT OF THE BASE!
Yuki: Hey just cause I set your room on fire dosen't mean I was trying to make you leave ewe
Aki: Thanks everyone, just ruin this time. You all suck.
(Annnnd now, THE CUTES *//w//*)
Dei: So we're almost there hmm?

Itami: Oh yeah! See that area with all the equipment? That's my family's estate. *points*
Sakura: *whispers in yuki's ear* -Don't sayanything I want to see how long it takes them to figure out it's me...
Itachi: Could everyone just leave us be...-_-#
Sakura: Yes, unless you are a paying customer, I'll have to kindly ask you to please leave. *waves hand towards an exit*

Dei: Great! I can't wait this is gonna be so much fun!
Tazuma: Well why else would I be here, of course I'm a paying costumer (Can't SPELL AKGOSRX4V8SSF)
Aki: Noooo OnO
Hidan: MEE TOOOOO!
Kakazu: No *drags him away*

Sakura: Then, please, let me show you to a table. *walks off to a different spot with whats his face I can't remember his name all of a sudden guy*
Itachi: Finally...-n-'
Itami: It's usually quite an event. Tons of people pay good money to see the displays! *laughs and flashes a cute smile*

(Yep that wonderful moment when you forget your friend's OC's name XD It's okay though!)
Tazuma: Byyyyyye :D
Aki: Oh I'm glad he's gone, it's much quieter now ^//.//^
Dei: It sounds amazing! I am so excited to be there, espi.cally (Apprently espi.cally is a bad word now -n-#) with you hmm *blushes*

(Especially you mean?)
???: Hey Itaaaamiiii!
Itami: Oy! Big Brother! *waves over in the direction of the voice* (windwaker reference in my head lol)
Itachi: So, now that that's over...

(SHADDUP! YOU KNOW I CAN'T SPELL XD)
Dei: Hmm? *follows her*
Aki: Yea? What's up?
Tazuma: *humming a tune* *still following the genderbent Sakura*

(that's alright, sometimes I can't spell either XD)
Itami: Dei, this is my big brother Fukushu. (means revenge) *hugs her brother*
Itachi: Nothing really, just. What are your feelings about me?
Sakura: Here's a table for you sir. *waves towards an empty table*

Dei: Nice to meet you hmm ^^
Aki: o////o I...well I really like you....and.....oh god I'm not good with words...I really like you and whenever you're near I feel safe. ^////^
Yuki: SAAAAAAAKURA *jumps on Sakura* Whoops! Taz is still here!
Tazuma: Hey...Yuki? What're you doing here? And Sakura? *looks at Sakura* That's quite a weird name for a man- oh transformation justu. I get it now. Ah well it dosen't matter XD *sits down*

Sakura: Da.mn it yuki! I wanted him to figure ut out! Anyway, What would you like to order sir. *smiles* (I imagine her so freakin se.xy as a man don't ask why I just do. Wait I have a crush on my ninja's guy form. Oh god*
Itachi: Really that makes me feel a little less nervous. -u-
IFukushu: You must be Deidara. Itami's told me a lot about you. *bows*
Itami: So are you helping set up?
Fukushu: Yeah, and I also talked mother and father into giving me another ticket so I could go. *holds up a ticket* See?

(XD SOULXMALE SAKURA >:///D)
Tazuma: Dangos and something to drink. Hmm how about vod-
Yuki: SAKURA DON'T GIVE HIM ANY ALCOHOL! (*throws dictionary across the room* YOU'RE NO HELP!)
Tazuma: Errrr....wasn't gonna say anthying alcoholic....AND WHY CAN'T I! I'M ALREADY 21!
Yuki: Because you are creepier than Zetzu when you're drunk.
Tazuma: Ain't you a b!tch -n-#
Dei: Nice to meet you hmm ^^

( So you're shipping me with the male version of myself? Interesting. XD)
Sakura: *looks over at yuki* Yuki, this is his order, and if he goes cra.zy, He gets a limb torn off. *turns back to face Tazuma* (i remebered his name! I think...) So, what were you ordering? Dango and something to drink?
Fukushu: The same to you. *bows again* I hope you enjoy the display later tonight!
Itami: You're always so formal. Yoy need to loosen up a little okay? *flashes a small smile at her brother* So, Dei, is there anything you want to do before hand?

(HECK YEA I AM >:///D! AU {Alternate Universe} TIME!)
Tazuma: Erm, Just water'll be fine.
Yuki: *Sits across from him* not moving -n-# I'm staying here and you're staying normal.
Dei: Well I'd love to see the estate you grew up in, If that's okay hmm!

(fine then! and I'll even draw him so you can see him! Hooray for drawing!)
Sakura: Okay then, I'll get that right out for you. *smiles and walks off*
Fukushu: Right this way then. *smiles* (It amuses me that his name isn't fitting to his personality at all! ewe)
Itami: Oh, and try not to bring up anything about the Akatsuki. Our parents sort of don't know about that, okay? *smiles softly at deidara*

(XD yea)
Taz: Okaie then :3 *rocks back on his chair*
Yuki: -.-#
Dei: Yea, I'm pretty sure I can handle that X///D *follows Itami*

(ribbons thinks guy me is cute eh? ewe)
Sakura: *walks out a few minutes later carrying a tray of dango and a cup of water* Here you are sir. Please enjoy. *smiles and walks off*
Itami: *Showing deidara around* This, is the meeting hall. *shows a large room, very long, with many small cushions lining it* They had a meeting a few weeks ago on whether or not they should send someone to k!ll me... -n-'

(Hmmmm, well yes. Yes she does XD I told her it was guy you and she was all like: "WTF HANNAH YOU B!TCH I JUST CALLED HIM-er HER CUTE DX)
Taz: Yay! *noms on Dangos*
Dei: Well hopefully no one comes to k!ll you, that'd mean I might have to get involved >:///D

Fukushu: There still deciding on that even. They think that if they decide to k!ll you, they'll send me out. And that's the last thing I want to happen... -n-' (I still love how he acts completely opposite of his name, {revenge})
Itami: Yes I know I was eavesdropping the entire time...
-n- Anyway, Next room, dining hall. *waves arm in it's general direction* Le'go!

(Yes that does seem rather.....NOPE I CAN'T BE SERIOUS. IT'S A FUNNEH NAME THINGY :D)
Dei: Wow Itami, your house is truley (Not even gonna bother.....) amazing. A real work of art *laughs*

Itami: I hope your not thinking of doing anything Dei. That wouldn't be a good idea, i've already gotten multiple death threats from my family. But I guess I wouldn't actually care! *laughs* I guess I could show you my old room too! *leads him to a small, cramped room*
Itachi: So, Aki. Do you think, you might want to, do this again sometime? *rubs the back of his neck*

Aki: Oh um, sure. That would be great!
Dei: Ha no ideas yet, hopefully I don't figure one out. That could be bad X//D
Taz: *arguing with Yuki* DAM IT CAT I TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES. I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ONE!
Yuki: Or because you suck at life.
Taz: YOU STUCK UP SPAWN OF A B!TCH!

Sakura: *walks over taz's table* What's all the comotion about?
Itachi: How about next saturday afternoon?
Itami: So, this is my old bedroom. It's, well, really small asyou can tell. *laughs*

Taz: THIS LITTLE HELL-CAT IS SAYING MY LIFE IS A FAIL.
Yuki: Well it is!
Aki: Sure! That would be so fun!
Dei: It still seems like a nice room, very cozy hmm!
(Hey you don't happen to watch a show called "Once upon a time" on ABC do you?)

(I use to, but then i didn't have cable, curse you mom. I've missed my pokemon for almost three years.)
Sakura: And why do you say that yuki? He can't be a failure without a good reason.
Itachi: GREAT! *covers his mouth* That was louder than I expected...-_-'
Itami: I haven't been here in so long, everythings full of dust now. *sneezes*

(Oooooh nooooooo D: I would litarlly die without cable I live on Doctor Who and Naruto XD)
Yuki: He can't get a Girlfriend without scaring them away.
Aki: *laughs softly* A bit loud yes, but I can't wait!
Dei: Still seems cozy to me though.
(BRB, I gotta get a shower D:<)

( I have all the episodes of doctor who and naruto on my special website internet show site things. Netflix and Hulu plus. Oh and have you ever heard, the banana song- i'm a banan?)
Sakura: Orly? -w- Well that's a shame. Wait... Yuki, if he scares all the girls away, then why am I still standing here? Hm?
Itachi: Well, I hope you had a great time with me today. *smiles slightly* (o mah gawd he does have emotion!)
Itami: I guess it is a bit. Everythings so much smaller than I remember though! *laughs*

(OH GAWD THAT SONG. Also I need to get Hulu DX)
Yuki: Sakura last time I checked, you're a guy right now. Also you hang out with Sasori so I'm sure he's scre.wed up the way you think.
Taz: Yuki quit being such a b****
Aki: Can't wait *smiles softly*
Dei: Yea I'm almost completly sure this stuff wouldn't fit you now a day hmm!

(Imma banana, imma banana, imma banana, LOOK AT ME MOVE!!!)
Sakura: But underneath all that, I'm the prettiest f*cking princess. *laughs*
Itachi: Would you like to go back to the base now? Or maybe for a walk?
Fukushu: You actually found your old room! I begged mother and father not to destroy it, too.
Itami: I hate them soooo much... F*cking idiots... -_-'

Taz: *rolls eyes* Oh i'm sure you are XD *eats Dango*
Aki: Well, considering that Hannah and Sasori are there babysitting Katsuro and Emika, let's not go back to the base. *laughs*
----(At Base)----
(Oh, BTW, Kat and Emi are 12 now, timelapse with Souji [Friend on here], so let's just link that with the time.....)
Emi: *riding on Sasori* HAHA GET THEM SASORI!
Me/Kat: OH FAWK! CRAP THEY'RE COMING! *run*
Emika: *shooting Electricity at us*
Sasori: *shooting non-poison darts because Pain outlawed his poison in the base because Sasori almost k!lled Kisame*
----(Dei and Itami)-----
Dei: It's a very nice room, I'm glad it's still here!

(o mah gawd so I'm old enough to drink if they're twelve! fourteen plus twelve is... TWENTY-SIX! okay, I'm alowed a relationship. ewe)
Sakura: Well then, My shift is almost over. Guess I should finish out as my actual self then. *sighs and changes back to a girl*
Itachi: Then a walk it is! *laughs a little*
Itami: Well, Why don't we look around at the gardens! *leads Deidara to a large, expansive, garden*

Taz: Oh, you really are a girl.
Yuki: And you really are stupid.
Aki: Wonderful! *walks out of shop with him*
Dei: Wow! This is amazing!

Sakura: You're such an idiot... Yuki, do you have any plans later?
Itachi: *puts money down and walks Aki out of the shop* There's a wonderful place out by the forest we could walk?
Itami: I spent about a year helping my brother with some of the gardening out far.ther. *walks down the raised pathway*

Taz: Hmph.
Yuki: No, not really. Why?
Aki: I'd love to go there ://D
Dei: It must've taken forever. This garden is beatuiful, every little flower is perfect. especally the one walking beside me *looks over at Itami*

Sakura: I was planning on going down to an Izakaya, and was hoping you might be able to come. I might need someone to bring me back home afterwards too. *laughs* (Izakaya- all you can drink bar sort of place, I'm twenty-six now remember? XD)
Itachi: *leads Aki down to a path in the forest*
Itami: Wow, how cheesy! *laughs* You really don't do this a lot do you? o//u//o

Yuki: Yea, I'll come with you Sakura!
Taz: Hey wait! I wanna come too!
Aki: Oh wow, this is beatuiful!
Dei: Alright you got me. Turns out I'm not really good at getting people to like me (Translation: Hannah has no f***ing clue what to type XD)

Sakura: Maybe, but if you go crazy, you get an arm torn off, remember? Now, I'll just finish up here and I'll be ready. *walks off to other tables to pick up*
Itachi: If you listen, you can here almost everything in the forest, too.
Itami: Well, you obviously don't know too much about me if you think that. *laughs*

Taz: Fair enough. Alright then,no getting super drunk.
Aki: *listens* so you can. Everything, it's wonderful *rests her head on Itachi's sholder*
Dei: Maybe I don't, but I'd love to know more!
<And now, the report from the base>
Hidan: RED, ZETZU YOUR KIDS ARE TRYING TO K!LL ME AGAIN!
Red: Your point?
Riko (Girl, 15) and Kenta (Boy, 17): *attacking Hidan*
Tobi: TOBI LIKES WAFFLES!
Me: TOBI SHUT IT!
Sasori: CRAP! KAKAZU QUIT TRYING TO SELL ME TO FANGIRLS!
Kakazu: :D
Me: Kakazu let him go -.-#

Sakura: *finishes up* So, ready?
Itachi:o////o
Itami: Oh, well, I guess I should tell you my actual age. I'm suppose to be five, but the great wolf made me age much faster. *laughs*

(XD Itachi you have no clue what to do, do you?)
Taz: Yep!
Yuki: *glaring at Taz*
Aki: ^//v//^
Dei: Five? Well, it dosen't really matter X//D
(Actually I just found out that Dei's 19 a few days ago...I THOUGHT HIDAN WAS YOUNGER O.o but no, Dei's the youngest in the Akatsuki. And the oldest is a tie between Tobi/Madara and Kakazu since no one knows how old they are XD)

(nope, he's been single for years! XD He knows nothing of what should happen)
Sakura: Okay, cousin it. You ready or what? *looks at Taz*
Itami: Yes, but don't worry. My age is actually closer to eighteen because of my rapid aging. (I should say this now, the great wolf is a basically wolf god spirit of destruction, and renewal. He's called Kurushimi. You'll be seeing a lot more of him now)

(HAAAAAAA ITACHI WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW XD)
Taz: Mmph.
Dei: Oh, now I get it *laughs*
(So we have Itami the wolf of destruction, and Yuki the demon of poison and fire. OnO SCAAAAAAARY.)

(yes itachi, what will you do? ewe PS I'm eating cheesy potatoes and ham. yummies!)
Sakura: What nothing to say now, it? *giggles*
Itachi: (suddenly!) *leans over and kisses aki* -////3////-
Itami: Now then. Would you like to see them set up the fireworks?
(yes, Kurushimi is the reason why Itami's so moody all the time. When he's in a good mood, she's in a good mood. and so forth and so forth)

(WOOOOOAH ITACHI'S MAKING A FREAKING MOVE.
Kisame: *randomly appears* DAAAAAAAAAW! HEY LOOK IT'S HANNAH ://D
Me: Sh!t. *runs*)
Taz: Oh f*** up -//n//-
Aki: o////o
Dei: Sure! If this firework show is as amazing as you say then I'd love to see just how they set it up!

(I KNOW THEY'LL BE BLUSHING FOR WEEKS NOW! SHIIIIIIP!)
Itachi: Oh, I'm so sorry. I was just... Well... Um...
o/////o
Sakura: Hey, maybe you don't need to come at all huh? *glares at him intensly*
Itami: Oh, yes. They use thousands of fireworks, it really is a sight to see. They try to change it each year, too.

(SHIP FTW SHIP GAWD SHIP OMFJ SHIP SHIP SHIIIIIIIIIP O//A//O)
Aki: *kisses him* ^/////^
Taz: Shut the f*** up you know I'm coming! D///:<
Dei: It must take forever to do! This is going to be amazing!

<BASE REPORT TIME :D>
Kakazu: GODAMIT HIDAN-
Hidan: YOU MEAN JASHINDAMIT :D
Tobi: *pretending to be Dei* YAY I'M GONNA BLOW UP THE WORLD :D
Pein: TOBI STOP TRYING TO BLOW UP THE BASE! HIDAN NO OBSESSING OVER JASHIN IN THE BASE! KISAME STOP TRYING TO HUG HANNAH! ZETZU NO EATING PEOPLE!

(oooooo... maybe they should have some romantic time together in the woods huh? e////w////e)
Sakura: Don't be so sure of that if you're going to give someone like me that attitude. *puts her hands on her hips*
Itami: Oh, there are always a lot of people that help set it up, so it barely takes any time at all! ^//////^
(a small child walks out and starts yelling along with pein)
Tenshi: STOP LOLLIGAGGING AND DO YOUR WORK BEFORE PEIN-SAMA HAS YOUR HEADS!
(tenshi is the little kid, she's sort of an adopted daughter of Konan, and you have to know I ship Konan with Pein so, fill in the blanks. She is also another one of my few ninja persona's. she's like ten years old, and is babied by Kisame)

(Oh you X//D)
Dei: Hmm, I can't wait to see it then.
Yuki: She's right Taz >:3
Taz: F*** off woman.
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(OMFJ YES I SHIP IT TOO OAO)
Hidan: Who's the little b**** that thinks she can boss me around?!

(kakuzu your cousin keeps cursing at me! And oh, yes, I did. ewe)
Sakura: Are you ready Yuki?

___________
Tenshi: I'm- *is quickly cut off by Konan*
Konan: She is my "daughter". And if you would please, get back to work. *glares slightly at Hidan*

Yuki: Yea ^w^
Taz: -n-#

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Hidan: Hmmph -n-# *glares at Konan* Like I plan on doing what you say you b**** *stomps off*
Kat: Ain't he nice -.-

Sakura: Then shall we?
Itami: BIG BROTHER! Could you show us to the set up grounds!?
Fukushu: Well yeah! I'm heading there anyway! *runs in to lead them*

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Tenshi: Religious freak...
Pein: GET BACK TO WORK!
(kat?)

(oh nevermind my mind blanked out when i read kat)

(Yea XD Katsuro, or Kat, is Yuki's son and Emika's twin brother!)

Yuki: Hell yea! *walks out*
Taz: *shrugs* yea.
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Kat: Pain you idiot just shut up and calm down. *sits on couch*

Sakura: le'sgo! *hurridly walks off* (can't spell)

Tenshi: kisame! Come on! You promised to take me out to train!