I'll start, but we should probably pick countries...
I want Axis, South Italy, Russia, America, and the Baltics (or just Estonia -//w//-).
You?

Yes, you can have Lativa.

Ok, here's the setting...
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...Never mind, I've got nothing...

Ok, so I'll start now. :3

Italy: *From far away, moving closer* Pastaaaa!
Germany: *Nearby* Italy, where are you- another box?
Me: *Standing behind a tree, throws voice* There is no box!
Germany: Not another one... *Starts opening the box*
Me: *Still throwing voice* No, leave the pineapple pixie alone!!!
Germany: *Opens box* It's empty?
Me: *Runs up behind him and hugs him* Yay, it worked!
Germany: What the-
Me: Can I have some pasta? Do you have any? Or maybe pizza? Or cheese?
Italy: I like her...
Japan: *Watching silently*

(B-but Japan is miiiiiiiiine! He's 1/3 of Axis and is with me, Italy, and Germany! :C ...Jk, he's all yours! :D)
Me: HOLY CHEESE, IT'S ITAL- *Snore*
Germany: She's asleep... *Pokes my face*
Me: *Smacks his hand, still asleep*
Italy: She loves pasta, pizza, cheese, and sleepy, and on top of that she's... *Suddenly in flirty mode* So cuuuuuuuute!!!
Me: *Asleep still* Mmmphf... *Squeezes Germany's cheeks* Squishy...
Germany: Get off of me!
Me: *Suddenly wakes up, punches Germany in the stomache* TOMATOES!!!
Italy: Pasta!!!
Me: *Curl suddenly pops out of hair* Pastaaaaaaaa!!!
Germany: Oh no, she caught Italian!!!
(Didn't you hear, Italians are contagious! xD)

(You must tell me! How about we share Japan?)
Me: *Normal again* Oh, hi Canada!
Italy: Who's that?
Germany: Yeah, who-
(If you aren't cool with sharing him, forget this next section exists.)
Me: *Sees Japan, gets really close* You are my freakin' best friend.
Japan: U-um... *Can't think of polite response*
Me: *Looks at you* Oh yeah, Michelle, I forgot to ask you something. Have you watched that one anime yet?
Japan: *Suddenly interested*
Me: *Starts babbling* You know, that one where it's almost a 2-D relationship?
Japan: *Starts discussing anime with me excitedly*
Italy: *Whispers to Germany* What are they talking about?
Germany: *Whispers back* I have no idea...

(Okee.)
Russia: *Suddenly shows up*
Belarus: *Following him*
Me: Holy cheese, almost everybody is here! The only thing we need now is-
America: *On the phone, walking closer* Yeah, I kno-...yes, I promise, I'll-...yes...okay, see you then. *Hangs up, suddenly pulls out a burger*
Me: I want a kitty! *Begging Greece* Pleeeeeeease?

(Oi, where's Iggy?)
Me: Oh, ok...
Estonia: *Walks up behind Russia*
Me: *Zeros in on him* Hello-
Estonia: *Shakes head vi.olently, looking at Russia*
Germany: Estonia, what are you doing?
[Random question, of all the major countries (Axis and Allies), who do you think I'm most like?]

(I'm Iggy?! Cool!!! But I'm nice to people and I like America...the bloody git...)

(Methinks you'd be Russia.)
Russia: *Smiles eerily* He thinks I don't see him right now.
Italy: *Whispers to Germany* He's scaring me!
Me: Here, have some pasta. It should help. *Suddenly holding pasta*
Italy: PASTAAAAA!!!!! *Eats pasta*

Me: *Pokes Germany*
Germany: *Looks down at me* What are you doing?
Me: *Eating a churro* I'm poking you, stupid.
Germany: Where are you getting all of this food?
Me: I mass produce it.
Germany: You what?
Me: I mass produce it.
Germany: With what? You're kinda... *Looks me over* ...small...
Me: Hey! *Smacks him*
Italy: Well, she's better than your German women, they scare me.
Me: Thank you.

Me: *Suddenly calm* I'd love to.
Italy: Me to, veh!
Germany: ...
Me: *Pokes him* You're coming with us.

Germany: *Looks at Japan* Do you have any beer?
Me: *Smacks him upside the head* No.
Germany: *Bent over in pain* Ow!! Why did you hit me so hard?!
<((Oh god, that sentence! *Is thinking of lemons* 0///////0))>
Me: *Smacks him more gently* Don't talk dir.ty.
Germany: Why did you hit me?!
Me: No beer for you.
Germany: Why the h*ll not?!
Me: Because if you drink ANY, you don't get any potatoes for two weeks.

(I had to stop myself from laughing, because otherwise my parents would've been like 'wtf?!?!')

(Who has Romano? I'm gonna use him for now.)
Germany: You're taking my beer AND my potatoes?!
Me: *Smacks him again* I told you, don't talk d.irty!
Romano: Serves you right, you d*mn potato eater.
Italy: *Found more pasta* Romano, don't be rude.
Me: *Glares at Romano evilly* If you don't leave him alone, YOU'LL only be eating potatoes for a month.

Romano: WHAT?! You're going to make me eat...*Shudders*...those things
(Idk, it's fun to mess with him...)
Me: *Stares at him* Yes. *Hands you potatoes*

(Yes, we should share him! <3)
Me: *Suddenly has allergy medicine* Here you go! *Hands it to you*
Italy: *Asleep*
Germany: *Shakes him* Wake up.
(Who has Gilbert?)

(Nobody does!!! He is mine, okee?)

Me: *Evil face* Cherry.
Prussia: Hey, brohas! Let's drink beer!
Germany: Why did he have to show up?
Prussia: *In his own little world* West, you must taste this beer! It's awesome taste brings awesome tears to my awesome eyes!
(Gimme a sec, brb...)

(Yeah, sorry, go ahead...)

Me: *Pokes your foot* I'm sorry...
Prussia: My awesomeness knocked her over! *Awesome laugh*
Me: Gilbert, be quiet.
Prussia: Yes ma'am.
Germany: *Awestruck* Did you just make him obey you?
Me: *Pokes you again* Yup.
Germany: *Gets down on knees* Teach me your ways!!!

Prussia: *Hides in corner* Ok...
Me: Germany.
Germany: Yes?
Me: Stop worshipping me.
Germany: Ok. *Stands up*

Me: I'm hungry...who's place were we going to again?

Me: Feed me. Now. Must eat.

Me: Foooooooooooooooood!
Italy: PASTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Me: *Imperiously* Servant.
Germany: Who are you talking to?
Me: *Glares at him* Servant.
Germany: *Sighs* What?
Me: Carry me and I will teach you my ways.
Germany: *Picks me up princess-style*
Me: Piggyback.
Germany: Fine. *Shifts to piggyback*

Me: *Falls asleep*
Germany: *Stops walking* Wake-
Me: *Smacks his face* You wake me up, I k!ll you.
Germany: *Keeps walking*

Italy: Germany, I wanna ride!
Me: Gilbert, come here.
Prussia: Do you want my awesome self to carry you?
Me: *Still sleeping* Yes. I want you to carry the awesomeness that is me.
Prussia: Yes, your Awesomeness. Hand her over, Brohas. *Takes me from Germany*
Italy: Yay!! *Jumps onto Germany's back*
Me: Letsa go!

Me: *Asleep*

Me: *Stomach grumbles* Fooooooooooood.

Me: *Yawns, wakes up* I thought we were going to eat?

Me: Put me down.
Prussia: Yes, your awesomeness. *Puts me down*

Me: Yes, you are awesome.

Prussia: I cannot argue with her, so I won't.
Me: FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

Me: Yay, rice balls!!! *Shapes them into cats*

Me: Yeah, have a Kyo riceball! *Hands you one*
Italy: Japan, do you have pastaaaa?

Me: I know, right?! I studied Fruits Basket very intensely. And then looked it up on the internet. Then had to get help from Tohru...
Italy: *Sadly* Pastaaa...
Me: Japan do you have any ramen? *Glares at Iggy with MY Iggy-brows* Do NOT hurt my Italy's feelings, or I WILL hurt you.
<(( My friend says my eyebrows look like Iggy's, so yeah... ))>

Me: *Looks him in the eye* That's what I thought. *Whispers to Italy* Japan has something that's almost pasta, do you want to try it?
Italy: *Nods, interested*
Me: Ramen please, Japan.

Me: *Sweetly* Is there something wrong, Iggy? *Eats riceball*

America: *Pops up from behind me* Don't fret, the hero is here!
Me: *Pats his head*

America: *Looks at me* Cheeseburger?
Me: *Shoves burger into his mouth repeatedly* Boy eat burger.
(Pffffft, inside jokes for the win...)

Me: Yep, here ya go! *Hands you cheeseburger*
America: Mph mmmph phmm *Muffled through burger*
Me: He said that he's been here the whole time. Where's that ramen?

Me: Thank you! *Smiles* Italy, here's your ramen. *Hands him ramen*
Italy: *Pokes it* Where's the sauce?
Me: There is no sauce. It's kind of like a soup. Just try it.

Italy: *Takes bite, eyes widen* I-i-it's amazing, veh!

( I know .8. )
Me: I'm bored too... *Gets idea* Let's go to the beach!

Me and Italy: The beach, the beach!!
(Who had Prussia?)

(Ok, that's what I thought...)
Me: *Also hugs Canada* I'm sorry that you're so cool that they never notice you. It's only because their puny minds can't possibly comprehend your superior existance.
Germany: What?
Prussia: Are you saying that there's someone out there more awesome than the mighty Prussia?
Me: Well, there's at least three-
Prussia: WHAT?!?!
Me: -Michelle, Canada, and me...There's probably nobody else...
Prussia: I can live with three.
Me:...Yet...
Prussia: >:l

Me: *Also hugs you* Yes, yes you are.
Italy: Yay, hugs! *Hugs all of us at once*
Me: Too...tight...loosen...your...grip!

Me: To le beach!! Awayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Scr.ew walking, I'm gonna fly! *Zooms away on magical rainbow*
Germany: *Shocked* How did she do that?!
Me: *Word trails behind me* Maaaaaaagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!!!!!

Germany: I'll bet she's English.

(I thought Britan would take offense to that.)
Germany: N-no, not at all!

Me: *Playing with F.M.B.*
(I freakin' love that bunny...)

( Flying Pink Bunny? Ididn't know there was more than one flying bunny... )
Me: *Narrows eyes* Sounds like someone wants to be terribly cursed to die a horrible death.

Me: I'm just waiting for you guys to get here.
Germany: What do you- *Turns to look at me*
Me: *Not standing there, does the white blinky outline thing when someone is suddenly gone*
Germany: Where...?

Me: *Suddenly appears in a tree* What are you talking about? I've been here the whole time.

Me: *Pokes SK in the cheek* Leave China alone please.

Me: Speaking of which, my hair now officially has its own personal space! Seriously, someone nom me. I DAAAAARES YA.

Me: Nom my shoulder and I'll give you a truckload of cookies!

Me: No, I wasn't saying EAT me, I was saying BITE me. Without your teeth.

Me: I teleported us while we were talking.

Me: BEACH PARTAAAAYYYYYY!!!! *Suddenly pulls out a grill* LET'S BAAAAAAAAARBEEEEEEEEEEQUUUUUUUE!!!!!!

Me: Go right ahead! Tis will be great!

(I forgot who has America, but I'm gonna use him for now, ok?)
Me: Yo, America.
America: What?
Me: Get me some burgers, bro!
America: *Suddenly whips out burger supplies galore* LET'S GET COOKIN'!!!

(Wait until you see this...)
Me: Too bad, BURGER TIMEEEEEEE!!!
-UNEXPECTED TIME JUMP-
/One happy festive burger month later/
Me: *Snoozy/full* ...Burgers...

Me: Too...full... *Passes out*
Germany: She snores...
Me: *Tiny snore*
Italy: Yay! Nap time, Germany!

(Nah, it's cool. Let the jokes commence!)
Germany: *Looking at Italy* What?
Italy: Nap time! *Pulls Germany to ground with sudden unexpected burst of strength*
Germany: What are you-
Italy: *Curls up against Germany, falls asleep on his arm*
Germany: *Mega blush*

Me: *Smacks your arm while still asleep* No.
Germany: *Still blushing*

Me: *Still asleep* ...Nap...time...zzz...

Germany: *Slowly falls asleep, still blushy*

(Wait, wat? That's a thing? And it hasn't been shown yet? But Japan himself has had plenty of chances... )
Germany: *Writes something down on piece of paper, throws paper at Japan*
/Paper reads (obviously more Germany-like than this):
Idiots,
Italy was tired and fell asleep on my arm. I didn't want to wake him, and then I got tired and fell asleep. Then you two idiots showed up. You three are almost as bad as France, so go away.
-Germany

(Well, it can be altered so he isn't quite so insulting, but yeah. Basically: Go away, you'll wake up Italy. Nobody wakes my Italy. *Growl*)/

Me: *Suddenly stands up, dressed as a proffessional bodyguard* No papparazzi. No pictures. *Tries to glower intimidatingly, fails epicly*

(Nope. I'm VERY confused now...)

( But I'm as.suming they're talking to each other? )

( I don't think I've seen Liechtenstein yet... )
Me: Yes, go. Leave them- *nods towards GerTaly* -alone. Go now, shoo. *Waves hands in shooing motion*

(Oh, okee.)
Me: *Senses trouble* No, go away. If you wake them up, I k.ill you all. *Menacing glare* Well, minus Rin-chan.

Me: I'll trust you...for now.

Prussia: *Shouting* Impossible! Nobod- *My hand covers his mouth suddenly*
Me: *Whispering* Shut your trap, you'll wake them up. Besides, I'm more awesome than you, so shush.

Prussia: *Walks away, pouting*

Me: Cats?
Estonia: *Silently hands me piicture of cat*
Me: *Glares, still whispering* I know what they are!
Estonia: *Conflict alarm goes off* I'm just going to leave the room now... *Walks into water, swims away*
Me: *Looking at picture* Prussia.
Prussia: What?
-All of this is in whisper voices-
Me: I want a cat.
Prussia: So?
Me: So you stand here-*points to ground*-and guard them while I get a cat. And if there is ANY chaos when I get back...*Smiles*...I will personally k.ill you and all involved!
Prussia: Ok...

Me: *Runs in random direction, returns with 3 cats* Kitties! *Snuggles gently*

Me: *Plops down* Sure! *Hands you cat, smiles at Liech (if I even spelled that right...)*

Me: *Suddenly has idea* Dude, we should make cat ear headbands. Then we can all be freaking nekos!

Me: *Does silent happy dance* Thanks! :) *Puts them on*

Me: Meow. :b

Me: Hmmm.........IDEA!!!
(I need to steal Eng.land for a sec...)
Eng.land: *Pops up* I sense magic.
Me: *Waves arms like idiot* SCAPOOF!!!!
Eng.land: Wha-
-BIG CLOUD OF SMOKE-
Eng.land: -t are you- what did you do?! You bl.oody git!
-Everyone became kitties!-
Me: Nyanyana.

(Yeah, I know! It's awesome! :3)

Me: Now I'm craving salmon...

Me: Let's go fishing, nyan!

Me: *Teleports us to a lake* n-n

Me: Hmmm...Human s.lave! *Claps paws*
-Aaron appears-
Aaron: Not this again...

(Yeeaaa! >:3)
Me: Fish. Now.
Aaron: *Quirks eyebrow* What?
Me: FISH. NOW.

Me: Fish.
Aaron: Why?
Me: FIsh.
Aaron: WHy?
Me: FISh.
Aaron: WHy?
Me: FISH NOW HUMAN S.LAVE!!!
Aaron: No.
Me: *Narrows eyes, does magic*
Aaron: *Is suddenly on boat near middle of lake* DUDE!!! I can't swim you freaking *sshole!
Me: Yo, watch your French.
Aaron: *Starts swearing in Italian*

Me: Get fish or the boat will disappear.
Aaron: *Still swearing*
Me: Hey, don't you get cheeky with me sir!
France: *Suddenly appears* Get di.rty with her!
Me: Die. Now. *Claps paws*
France: *Disappears, reappears in water near Aaron*
Aaron: Holy sh*t!
France: *Fakes drowning* Aghhh!
Aaron: *Flails around like headless chicken* Oh sh*t, oh sh*t, oh sh*t, what do I do?!
Me: Leave him, he's fine. FISH.
France: *Still faking* Help! *Goes underwater* Glbublbb...
Aaron: SH*T!!! *Ties rope around waist, dives into water*
Me: *Facepaws* Idiot...
Aaron: *Resurfaces with France, pulls boat over*
France: *Pretending to be unconsious*
Aaron: Aw, f*ck. He's not breathing!
Me: ...Don't do it...
Aaron: *Begins CPR*
Me: ...You idiot...
Aaron: *Leans forward, gives breath*
France: *Latches on like a leech*
Aaron: *Flips out, flails like dying fish*

Me: *Sighs heavily* Guess he owes me now. *Claps le paws*
Aaron: *Appears on beach next to us* Holy f*cking sh*t! The h*ll man?!
Me: *Narrows eyes threateningly* Fish or you go back.
Aaron: Fine. *Pulls out fishing pole*

Aaron: *Suddenly lifts pole* Boom. *Tons of fish fall from the sky*
Me: Wow. That. That is how you fish.
Aaron: *Nods like a BA* Yep.
Me: Now...begone. *Le claps paws*
Aaron: Wait, you're not going to sha- *Poof, disappears*

Me: Yup. Right here. *Nods towards tuna* Tuna here.

Me: Omg I love tuna
(Tuna is literally my favorite fish ever)

Me: Ikr? l3

Me: *Eats a tuna*

Me: *Summons campfire* Cooked?

Me: Yes. c:

Me: Alakazam! *Claps paws*
*A wild Alakazam appears*
Alakazam: Zam?
Me: No, not the Pokemon! The WORD! *Claps paws again, pokemon disappears*

( i dunno my pokeemenz )
Me: What. :v

(Alakazam is the brown and yellow one with a LONG mustache and holding a spoon.)

Me: Alakazam el magico! *Claps paws*
-Fish are now cooking-
Me: Tada!

( Oh. :v )
Me: So other than fish, what does Kiku-kun (Kiku/Japan) like??
Japan: ..Sushi.
Me: That usually has fish.

Me: *Singing* Suuuuuushiiiiiiiiii!!! *Sushi appears* Tada!

Me: Dayum dude, there's your sushi.
Japan: Oh.. Thank you.

Me: Yupyup! *Cat grin, face freezes* ...I look like the Cheshire Cat now, don't I?

Me: Such Cheshire, much cat. Wow.

Me: Seriously, my face is stuck. Help.

Me: IF I KISS IT WILL IT BE NORMAL???
Greece: No PLEASE don't do that.

Me: *Kinda muffly* I don't know, maybe. But if Greece says no, idk...

Me: Ey I was joking bro
China: It didn't sound like it.
Me: Shut up and fix her you communist

Me: No need to be rude! Please fix me though...

Me: IN THE NAME OF DOITSU I DEMAND YOU RETURN TO NORMAL AT ONCEEE *magic sparkles*

Germany: Why bring me into this?
Italy: Doitsu!! *Jumps onto Germany*
Me: *Face becomes normal* By the power of Doitsu!
Germany: *Facepaw, shakes head* ...

Me: BUT SERIOUSLY DID YOU SEE THOSE SPARKLES??

Me: *Jumps around* YESYESYES IDIDIDIDIDID!!!!!
Aaron: *Pops out of nowhere* Who gave the idiot coffee?
Me: MEMEMEMEME!!!
Aaron: And like that, I'm gone. *Disappears in a puff of sawdust*
(Because sawdust is man glitter.)

(AAAAAH I'M LAUGHING SO HARD MAN GLITTER IS NOW A THING)
Me: Sawdust?? Aah wtf I can't see.

(Yep. That's from my friend at school. He's kinda my bestie's knight-in-shining-camo. <3)
Me: Nuuu, I must help! *Fixes your eyes* Better? oCo

( AAAAH YOU'RE SO FUNNY IT HURTS MY TUMMY )
Me: I can see now!!
Greece: Well.. you still have terrible eyesight.

(Why thank you. :3)
Me: Nuuuu, I fixed them! Poof! *Poof* Whoa.

Me: pooF

Me: *Dances around like a taco* I wonder how all of you celebrate Christmas?

Me: I celebrate by BECOMING THE SUPERIOR BEING AND CRUSHING ALL--
Japan: I'm not Christian.
Me: Dam.n it I was talking.

Me: Oh...Well, what do you celebrate around this time of year then? I heard something about it being really special to you.

Me: MistLE--
Japan: Rin no
Me: tOE
Japan: RIN

Me: *Chuckles* Yes, I understand. That is the best decoration ever.

Me: DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BERRIES FROM MISTLETOE ARE
Greece: WhAT
Me: POISONOUS
Japan: You have too much information.
Me: THE KISS IS REALLY A GOODBYE KISS BECAUSE POISON EQUALS DEATH

Me: Whelp. That just ruined my plan. *Turns around, throws a bajillion mistletoes away* Goodbye adorable plan. Goodbye surprising my guy. Goodbye...
Aaron: *Pops up next to you, whispers in your ear* She was going to surprise her boyfriend and be *uses air quotes, bats eyelashes in a ridiculous manner* "adorable". *Bursts out laughing* Her! Adorable! Bwahahahaha!!!

Me: *Pinches Aaron's cheek* Bit.ch you don't talk like that around my bby girl
Canada: She's stronger than Alfred's military...
Me: Boy you say sorry or I'ma get you

Aaron: Owowowowowowowow! Ok, ok, I'm sorry! She's adorable! Let me go!
Me: Meh. I know you've only got eyes for Rave. *Winks*
Aaron: *Blushes* Sh...shut up...

Me: *Glaring at Aaron*

Me: It's k. You can let go of him now. *Narrows eyes* And then he can leave.
Aaron: Yup, no proble- Waitaminute. *Poofs away*

Me: He is a loser. :u
Japan: Let's not call people names.
Me: He is a loser.

Me: *Pats your head* Now now, don't insult by baby too much...
Aaron: *Poofs again* I'm older than you! How am I your child? And again: STOP. CALLING. ME. YOUR. KID! *Poofs away*

Me: Oh sorry BABY Aaron

Aaron: *Poofs back, angry* I. Am. Not. A. CHILD!
Me: Grounded. *Snaps fingers*
Aaron: *Starts fading, crosses arms* Fine.

Me: baaaabu

Aaron: *Annoyed growl, fades completely*

Me: Anyone up for cake?

Me: ME!
Mysterious voice: *Whispers creepily* It'ssssss a lieeeee...