Hello, radio audience. I come to you live from under my desk where I have dragged my microphone & am currently hiding in the fetal position. Did you write letters? You should not do this anymore. Station management has opened its door for the first time in my memory & is now roaming the building. I dont know exactly what management looks like as that is when I took cover under my desk & I can only hope they are not listening to whats going out right now or else I may have sealed my fate. #wtnv