LOLOLOL Why couldn't you do it while they were still process'n the smooch 0w0 P.S. PLEASE!!! DON'T K!LL ME YUKI!!! .w.

Yuki: I WILL NOT, NOR WILL EVER KISS DALE. GOT IT D:<
Red: Hey can I eat Souji now :3
Yuki: Yea sure -.-
Red: YAY OUO

Red: Oh? And here I thought you were dead. Oh well, I'll just have to k!ll you myself >:D

Red: *spits back out* No. Bad Souji.
Yuki: EWWWWWWW REEEED THAT'S DISGUSTING D:
Red: Says the girl with blood all over her hand -.-
Yuki: uuuuuuh *hides hand behind back* what blood?

Yuki: Da fuuu?
Red: Who the hell is this guy!?
Yuki: I dunno, but he's weird.

(Just to warn you, terrible with names and figuing out charas, so I'll mess up a lot, Soooorry!)
Red: Eh? k!ll me, that's what you're supossed to do. Well, that's not going to happen. Midnight Style, Shadow strike justu! *Shadows fly at Aqi*
Yuki: Hmm, I'll stay outta this one, been forever since Red's had a good fight. Guess k!lling random ninja isin't enough for her. Heh *jumps into tree* But I'll be watching *nods*

Red: Hmmph. Gunner eh. This'll stop you. Midnight Style, Night Suffocation *Aqi's gun arm is bent backwards and can no longer shoot* Top that.

Red: Hmmm *stands there as Aqi slashes through her heart* I do aplogize, but if you didn't know, I'm a Suoko. And Suokos don't die. MIDNIGHT STYLE! SUFFOCATION OF THE NIGHT! *air begins to drain from the area just around Red and Aqi*

Red: Then this'll be fun. Ha i'll-
Kana: RED-SENSI!
Red: Hmm...Kana! You were supossed to be at the base with Taiga, Daito, Manami, and Drill! Why are you here!
Kana: Base is..huff....under attack...leaf shinobi...Daito's dead...
Red: Sorry bout this Aqi. But I gotta pospone this fight. Eh KANA! You're bleeding! There's blood all over you!
Kana: Sword...my right side...*faints*
Red: Yuki come get-
Yuki: You don't get to boss me. I left your organization. Let em die. *jumps off*
Red: But I can't beat them...there's not enough people...gah forget it *runs off* SORRY AQI!

Aki: Red has her own organization, it's under attack, and Pein forbid us from helping her.
Yuki: Ha, yep!

Yuki: GAH! NO I'M NOT ALLOWED TO. STOP OKITA I CAN'T. LET ME GO.
Me: Hey Souji, I see why you ship them...don't tell them I said this, but that would be so cute!
Yuki: GAH! WTF WAS THAT HANINI!?
Me: Nothing...
Yuki: Okita please let go ;n;

Aki: Uhh they left. Okita dragged Yuki away, something about saving Red. You can follow em if you want *goes back to book*

Me: ewe we should ship this without them knowing...

<<At Red's Base>>
Yuki: OKITA DUCK!
Okita: *ducks*
Yuki: FIRE STYLE! BLUE FLAME DRAGON JUSTU! k!lls three shinobi* Heh, and they thought they were strong...

<<At Akatsuki Base>>
Me/Souji: YUKIXOKITA! YUKIXOKITA!

Yuki: Huff, thanks. *wacks shinobi behind her and cracks his skull* Heh you're a pretty good fighter. HEY! LOOK OUT! FIRE STLYE! SHOT EMBER JUSTU *burns Shurikins that were flying at Okita's head*

<<Akatsuki Base>>
Me: Lol, They'll never find out though...Tobi...is that a video camera?
Tobi: Yea! It's Dragon-Chan's!
Me: Were you recording our conversation?
Tobi: Yep!
Me: Get the camera.

Me: I got dis. TOBI! COOKIE! *throws cookie*
Tobi: *Drops camera* MINE OAO

<<Red's Base>>
Yuki: HA! Now that was- *is slashed across arm* damit. *Turns staff into a scythe and cuts shinobi in half* Huff, gotta patch that up soon...

<<Base>>
Me: I GOT THE CAMERA!
Hidan: And now I do *takes camera*
Me: GIVE IT P3DO PANDA DX DX *Chases Hidan*

Yuki: Okita? *sees Shinobi dying* ooooooh there you ar- *hit in back by katana* AGH! *flies into tree* hnnnrrrggg ooooow

<Base>
Me: HIDAN GIVE IN BACK! YOU BULLY! I'LL CALL FANGIRLS ON YOU >n<

Yuki: *gets out of tree* WHO EVER HIT ME IS DEAD DX

<Base>
Hidan: Eh? *bomb explodes* SOUJI DX
(Oooooh, my first day is not for another 2 weeks. Well have fun!)

Yuki: Calm yourself Dale. Souji was the one shipping you, not the fox. Why didn't you attack him when you were at the base!? Agh *presses gauze to arm* well that sure was fun -n-

<Base>
Pein: Who blew up Hidan -n-
Souji: TOBI DID *runs*
Me: Uh yea what he said *runs after*

Me: Souji, he'll still k!ll you. Oh hey here's an idea, ITAAAAACHI!
Itachi: What *pokes head in room*

<RB>
Yuki: Okita, You okay? Who was that?

Yuki: Oh...well if it makes you feel better, my best friend left me too. He saw my Satin form and ran away from me...

<AB>
Me: There Souji problem solved! Now....WHERE'D THE CAMERA GO!

Yuki: Heh, I guess your right. Thanks Okita.

Me: DRAAAAAAAGON GIMMIE
Dragon: -w- no.

Yuki: So we're friends now. Heh, well just don't run away when you see my true form. I'm almost sure you're not that low. Come on, let's get back to the base.

<Base>
Me: SOUJI WE'RE DEAD! THEY ARE SO GONNA K!LL US! LET'S TAKE OUR ANGER OUT ON TOBI!

Me: *punching Tobi*
Tobi: STOP HANINI-SAN

Yuki/Okita: *walk in*
Yuki: What's going on here!?
Me: Y-YUKI! OKITA! Ummmmm we were ummmmm ummmmm...sparring with Tobi!
Tobi: No you were hurting me for-
Me: *punches Tobi's head*
Tobi: ;n;

Me: DOOOOOOON'T K!LL MEEEEEE!
Yuki: YOU, I CAN'T BELIVE YOU DID THIS!
Me: *runs* I STIIIIIILL SHIIIIP IIIIIT!

Yuki: How about give them to Zetzu ewe

Me: *gulp* NUOOOOO
Zetzu: OAO
Me: DEI! HALP!

Me: I GOT DIS! *uses wings to break rope* RUUUUUUUN!

Me: -.- Come on *flies straight up*
Yuki/Okita: GET BACK HERE!

Me: *looks through Roof* Wow you're scre.wed. Here comes Zetzu. Well bye *flies off*

Zetzu: Hi Souji OAO
Souji: OH SH!- *runs*

Zetzu: FUUUUUUCCCCCCC- *runs*
Pein: NO K!LLING MEMBERS SOUJI!

Yuki: HEY! WE ARE NOT DATING!
Red: Yet.
Yuki: Yet...NO RED F*CK OFF!

Me: ewe I SHIIIIIIIIP IT!

Yuki: whaaaaa o//.//o
Me: WOOOOO IT'S SO SHIPPED!

Me: They both are, and that's why they are perfect for each other -u-
Yuki: SHUT UP *jumps on my head*
Me: AAAAAAAHHHH YUKI GET OFF!

Yuki: Eh? Why?

Yuki: oooooh....*lets me go*
Me: Hmmph. Mean cat.

Yuki:.....let's NOT think about that....