"This is a bag" Hahaha!

^ xD

Such language, Fuzzy.

Me&Sammy- WE LOVE YOUUU

Nano: Th-thank you!

Sami/my:

Me&Eli: B-but we love you(s)!

*puts soap in your mouth*

Me: *choking*
Eli: Woah, dude. wtf?

.... Mommy what does d.ick mean?

Weapon: XD

Oh, Eli, YOU'RE SO FABULOUS!

G: Sorry, I'm already in one right now.

Weapon: *Smoker's motherly voice* It's... a nickname for Richard :D

Kat:
Eli: Why thank you *flips hair*

Shru: lolwut? I think you have me mistaken for Eli :U He's the pretty one. I'm... me.

I Love Divergent!!! X3 (spelling?)

*puts soap in Weapon X's mouth*

GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL, PHANTOM.
I'm rereading it so I'll caught up when I get Insurgent for my B-day :U

Bro, Ramb. D!ck is not a bad word. Hello, 'D!ck's Sporting Goods'?

i read Insurgent too ^-^ I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE THIRD!!!! @ 0 @

Pink is a manly color >:U

Then why is it censored on TV?

Oh yesh, I remember dat bag.ewe So you said it on Colors anyways eh Liz-chan?XDDD But aww why ya gotta be sho mean to de sweetheart?!;//A//;

Lib: ... well... um... gloves?
Phantom: Dx I need to read it. Like now.

Ramb: 'because people p[e]rverted it (I've never seen it censored on TV, though.). D!ck was a nickname for Richard. Then idiots came along.
Pucca: lol yes I did! xD It just seemed so perfect in my current situation lol And, I will be mean! You don't live wit'im!
Brandon: Thank you.

Sushi: Real men wear pink!

Shru: o//n//o *akwardly hugs back* Th-thank you.

Sushi: Real men wear pink!

Shru: o//n//o *akwardly hugs back* Th-thank you.

:D ... ouo ... :3 ... dB ...
GENDERBENDING THING ITS AWESOME-SAUCE dB

Well technically I do, since you do still live under my sink.ouo *group hugs you and Eli* ROOMMATES.*v*

Mad: Of course it is. Everyone should have a genderbend.
Pucca: DERN IT! I was so comfy I forgot your sink wasn't mine D'x
Eli: ROOM MATES!! *group Hugs* We need to have a pajama party and do eachother's hair ASAP.

They why don't you give a Richard about Eli's summer shopping?

Hehe, so its decided.-v- Ermaglob yesh we should!*3* But no pillow fights, Eli might accidentally kiII us!XD

Ramb: The same reason I don't give a flying flip.
.... nah I was totally pulling a Jenna Marbles and being slightly vulgar. The same way Wiley Coyote (or was it Bugs?) could hold up a "jack[a]ss" sign in an episode... And I talk to Eli the same way I talk to Jacob.

Pucca: Nu, Pucca :U Eli and myself squeal at creepy crawlies.
Eli: I won't hurt nobody :D

Its ok, I do too!XD We can have it in my room and take Ramb from under my bed!:D Oh, ok them.>//v//<

I'M STAYING UNDER THE BED

Lib:.... the same reason I wear jackets and hats in 90 degree weather?
DJ: o-o Eli loves the ladies I like... Lara Croft... Lightning Farron... Saya Takagi... Oerba Yun Fang... And many, many more.... lol

Pucca:
Eli: Yay! :D It'll be so much fun; we should get facial kits too! Oh! And I'll cook! And then watch the new episode of SnK with icecream!! *spazzes*

Ramb: *clint eastwood voice* There's only room in Pucca's room for one man in a slumber party.

THE UNDERSIDE OF THE BED IS MINE AND MINE FOREVER! *latches t0rture room hatch*

Eli: WELL YOU AREN'T INVIED TO OUR PARTY!!

I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SCREAMS OF PED0S BEING T0RTURED!

Eli: THEN WHY ARENT YOU SCR[E]AMING?!
Me: Woah. Gais... uh.

BECAUSE I DON'T NEED T-wait, ARE YOU CALLING ME A PED0 YOU BAKA?!

Eli: NO DUH, SHERLOCK.
Me: Eli-

Eli: Yer a legal adult sleepin' under a minor's bed! So BOO.

Me: ...

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME A PED0 CHEWBACCA! SEE THAT HATCH?! *points to locked hatch* THAT THE PED0 T0RTURE ROOM! *is suddenly behind Eli with a Mythril Blade at his throat* You wanna live? Stop with the childish behaviors. And burn whatever's in that bag.

Eli: *voice cracks* CHEWBAKA?! Listen here, I'm just making observations! *turns & towers over Ramb* Now listen here, runt, *pokes Ramb's chest* Don't ever come near my hair with that butter knife, and two: I spent like fifty bucks on this gift! It ain't goin' nuwere!

Me: *noming on popcorn* Imma go get Pucca...

I ain't scared of you, sissy! *takes Eli's glasses and smashes them**blows raspberries in Eli's face* Plffft!

*yanks off Eli's earring*

*cuts off Eli's ponytail*

Me: YO! *death glare* WTF?! ... Thank Etro that earring was a magnetic one :U Eli: *teary eyed* OH IT'S ON! *takes off jacket* *turns to me* Hold my sh!t! *gives bag and crap*

Me: 'EY! No! Nein! Bad! Bad boys! *sprays you two with water bottle* Bad!

Me&Eli: ETRO NOOOOOOO!!!!
Eli: *tackles Ramb and pulls him into a lock*

Me: Etro D[a]mmit Ramb, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Kuma: Uhg, I haven't even read Insurgent yet Dx

*throws Eli out window*

lolwut
I was just minding my own buisness.
But yeah that pony tail had to go.

*watches* I had bad interwebs last night.o-o;

Eli: *turns into a Titan and starts rampaging*

Abandon: NEIN! No one touches my bbs hair.

Pucca: ;A; Eli needed you.

Baka.e3e

Me: <n< It's all your fault.

look at all ze fraqs ya give for eli.none.he gets none. :P

No truer words have ever been typed.

I sowwy Eli!Q//A//Q *huggles Eli*

Eli: *teary eyed* H-he cut my hair ;A;

Check SN.. Israel just lost his freakin secomd chance...
I could cry right now.
I'm so angry.

i made a new oc ^FT^ can u plz have a look at him when u have time?

You're back -glomps- I love you!