stu's stomach rumbled at that moment, 'i guess so, i'll go ki.ll a cow, i saw a farm that still had livestock'

//why does it censor ki.ll

//just in case you say IM GONNA KI.LL YOU :P
Bluejay nodded and dragged over a backpack. She had flew to her small hideout. In the backpack were some berries, a small spear, a water container.

//but then ki.ll and fu.ck could easily get confusrd, im gonna **** you, which did i type,//
stu went to the farm and found a meat cow, he returned with a headless cow and prepared a couple of steaks 'how do you like your steak blue?'

Bluejay shrugged. "I dunno. I like eating light meat like rabbits, hares, squirrels, all that." she said. "But not birds and cats, of course." she added.
//( 0 _ 0 )

//i was just doing that as an example, im not saying ill do either

'well, ill cook yours well done' so he put the steaks on a double spit he'd made his steak came off first,he usually liked pretty rare steak but since the apocalypse he cooked steak to the med. point 'here you go blue' he said handing her the steak 'so, what was life like for you before all this?' he asked, 'this' meaning the zombie infection

Bluejay took a small bite of the steak. Her canines were unusually sharper than others'. "Well, basically... Don't think I'm weird for this, but, I'm a science expiriment. I lived in Greenleaf Labratories, the scientists there are CRAZY. They drove my friend insane... Anyways, they were expirimenting with animal and human DNA, and here I am, a mix of human, bluejay, and cat." she explained, taking another bite. "I didn't get out much, all subjects were locked in a small white test room. I escaped, but a few months later this stuff happened." she added. Bluejay looked to Stu. "How 'bout you?" she asked.

'uh im a... negotiator' stu remembered a bit of his past, two gunshots followed by two different human screams

"Negotiator? Oh, alrighty!" Bluejay said, noticing a look in Stu's eyes. "You sure?" she asked, thinking he was kidding.

'yeah.' stu noticed a couple of zoms 'stay above me, i'll deal with this'

Bluejay nodded and grabbed her backpack, slinging it across her arm and shooting into the sky, hovering over Stu.

'alright beas--no, no you died before all this' stu flashed back to a month before the plague['listen lady, you wanna live, you empty the register' 'leave her alone crook' 'not a step closer big guy. or do you want me to unload on your head' the large man charged, /bang/ /bang/, both the hero and clerk fell screa.ming...] the big guy was a step away from stu and a motorcycle whizzed by leaving both zoms headless stu walked up to the stranger 'that was awesome man, you saved my life' 'don't mention it' came the female voice before stu's savior removed her helmet 'and i'd prefer if you call me stephanie'

Bluejay tilted her head in confusion and swooped down. "Hey there!" She greeted.

'uh, hi, birdgirl, im stephanie and you are' steph replied the last three words directed to both 'im stu, this is my friend, bluejay' 'well stu, due to the fact you've survived this long, surely you don't usually freeze up like that' 'i, uh, knew those two...'

"Hi," Bluejay said quietly to Stephanie. "You knew those... zombies?" she questioned Stu.

'uh, yeah, i, i did... so steph, any nearby straggler encampments?' 'yeah, hop on i'll take you' 'ok' stu stepped a leg over the cycle wrapping his arms around stephanies neck 'i'll see you there blue'

Bluejay nodded and flew into the air, following the two.

as stu and steph stopped stu said, 'this is the place, cozy,' as blue landed stu asked 'what do you think... beautiful' he muttered the last part not sure wheather it was heard or not

Bluejay looked around. "Nice..." she murmered while her eyes shot around, scanning the place.

'maybe this place will be safe enough, guards keepin out the zoms, walls incase the guards dont notice one, and of course the feeling of civilization im liking this place already'

"Wooowww... Pretty good defence system.." Bluejay said. In the sky, something flew by and noticed the trio. It stopped as a screech sounded, and 4 more of its kind flocked over. "Uh oh, aerial zombies are here." Bluejay warned, looking at the zombies.

'da.mn, where's the armory' a guard pointed at one building, stu rushed toward it, coming out with a sniper and a minigun, stu noticed one zom land with a surprising gracefulness 'raaaaagh' the zom screamed chargeing at stu, stu fired the minigun, ki.lling all three aerozoms, no civilian casualties

Two more zombies flocked down, swiping across a guard's face and knocking him down. Bluejay growled and pounced on the zombie, clawing it's eyes out.

'yah yah yaaaaah' screeched the second zom, charging at stu 'die zom-bi.tch' /bang/ he fired his pistol, /bang/ /bang/ he finished bluejays zom and shot the guard, seeing the look on blue and stephs faces he explained 'there was nothing we could do for him, and if i have the chance, i dont let people turn.'

Bluejay nodded as she kept an eye out for other attacks. "That was out of the blue." she quietly said.
//xD zom-bit.ch? Niiiiice one

'no kidding... out of the blue? no pun intended i suppose?' 'stu, bluejay, i'd like you two to come to the townhall' 'alright. wat do you say blue?'
//i got the zom-bi.tch thing from black ops, the kino der toten map, nikolai says it

//or maybe it was dempsy

Bluejay shrugged. "Sure."
//Oh, ok xP Sorry, I've forgotten 'bout this

"right this way" 'it's bound to be a trap, she knows, she wants you dead... for the death of her father' "uh, one sec, i've got to... use the restroom, where are they?" "right over there" stu followed the direction and in the restroom whispered to the voice "what do you mean the death of her father?" 'oh, that man, before all this, you remember' "oh god" 'yeah, thatwas her daddy' meanwhile steph decides to make conversation with blue "so, what's this 'stu' guys story?"
//it's fine//

"He says he was a negotiator. He hears voices in his head, and that's all I know." Bluejay explained.

"voices? he must have had quite a traumatic experience on 'first night'... that or he broke out of a mental ward." stu rushed out of the bathroom to steph and blue "deadhead in the latrienes" "what" an old man must have keeled over on the can, now he's a zom" "let's go" stu steph and blue ran to the bathroom, they made it in time to keep the zom from getting out, steph stabbed it

//Oh, sorry. I might not be on much.
Bluejay looked around. "Ya sure there aren't any more zombies?"

//Oh, sorry. I might not be on much.
Bluejay looked around. "Ya sure there aren't any more zombies?"