o. o weird story.... not sure what it means...

I broke his arm...

I'm evil, but I have a heart...
An emotionless mechanical heart...

makes more sence now! :D o. o never new you were THIS evil o.o i feel sry flr the guy who broke his arm.... x. x even i broke my arm once x. x

e-e" okay? oh hey im a vegitarian too! cool. and what do you mean you wouldnt make a good lover? who knows? you might make a girl/guy (sorry ignorence) happy somewhere one day maybe not too far away!

gonna agree with raven! even thou i still dont understand the story...

sorry sir... * gets hit by a pan *

Hmmf.. That was rude of him... But naw, Its not true, Unless you believe it to be.. Although I dount it could be. Anyways, You seem nice. Just dont believe your friend (XD Kinda long... Sorry))

^ gonna agree wit him :D

That dude was lucky I didn't have anything but my fist and the paper...
I could've easily ended him if I had any weapon.

em..........................

no........ comment........

^ at you Mr. Zombie, sir:
"-FT-
Are you ever offline?

Im a her ... <:/ erm ... -awkward-

^ im a her as well XD

I knew that...

of course you did my dear friend XD

Don't make me get the river...

o. o? how will you get the river if you said that ots not possible o. o?

Activate mind powers!

-river appears-

Don't question me!

ashgeddhdshgsgdvjcutwndvhcoalduhsns!!!!!!! x. x poooooooooop! * activates my awesomely awesome demension and falls in * mwahahahahaha!

Fine...
Goodbye for now!
-destroys the portal-

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! poooooooop! * teleports to the world of zombies * home sweet home! :D

-transports to the world of dreams-

Ah, where the imaginations of every living being merges together into this infanite world...
Infomorph city...
I am home!

*secretly distroies the world of dreams and hopes* mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the zombie army shall preval!!!! >:D

But your zombie world is in the world of dreams!

That's where all of our ideas exist!

*watching a movie* this is the most jacked up movie ever :T *eating chips*

-grabs popcorn-

You said it...
But hey, at least we got in the theater for free...

you can thank me and my army for robbing it XD

Yeah...
shut up before I send the syndacate Panzers and Giant death robots to crush your army!

I'm trying to watch the movie!
-puts on 3D glasses-

yes sir.... *cell phone rings * GOSH DARN IT! i thought i turned it off before the movie started!

-movie theater worker walks by-

You guys are aware that there isn't any movie showing right now, right?

-staring at blank screen-

Shhhh! This is the best part!

o. o *looks a revo* o. o hes right XDDD there is no movoe! XD *gets comfuesed* then why are we hear? o.O

SHHHHH!
I'm trying to watch the movie!

-worker smacks me in the face-

WHAT?
HUH?

Where am I and how did I get here?
-looks arround-
You!
-points at you-
Identify yourself at once!

Sir yes sir!
name: candie zombie
age: thirdteen
reason why im here: cuz i felt like it! XD

Yes...
-notes that in my log-
Do you have any talents?
Or should I just spare myself the time and leave?

ah... i .... dont...... no sir......

but my talents are drawing sir!

Are you an awesome artist then?

most likely ya

...
I like your style kid...

Perhaps one day I'll be willing to let you join the syndacate...

But talking about that now is premature.

Farewell for now!

*starts flying* farwell! *gone*

XD that was amusing.

XD indeed

A hundred percent agreed!

infinity agreed! >:D