Grand Lullaby by NereusXUnmi

Chiyo (Hesper's father) bought a booth to a grand opening for a famous opera singer for Hesper and her family (it was her way of secretly tor.turing her daughter) Celine didn't want to offend her father-in-law so she took them. By the time the first session was over, everyone was asleep except Irune, who's rather interested in it. (Tonight I suck at background dB>)

#Hesper #Celine #Azula #Ryoko #Katara #NereusXUnmi #family #humor #yuri #opera

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painted on a Nintendo 3DS
31 Jul, 2013, 5:32 am
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xXCryoticXx

31 Jul, 2013, 5:35 am

thats me when im on a family trip im the only one awake while the others are sleeping dB<

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 5:42 am

lol don't judge me, it a perfect way to sleep in public without getting fined for lottering o3o

Also you and Irune could be besties then dB

xXCryoticXx

31 Jul, 2013, 5:44 am

xDD so................what now -sits on s,exy llama-

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 5:46 am

Hmm...*taps chin in thought* I have no clue *shrugs* lol ^^;

xXCryoticXx

31 Jul, 2013, 5:48 am

do u have a phone te3et i would love to have u as a friend to txt t<xDt

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 5:49 am

yea but are ya sure, once I get to know ya I won't shut up lol

xXCryoticXx

31 Jul, 2013, 5:50 am

pssh please i txt n talk twenty four seven >:D
1714three eight three one six four three

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 5:54 am

Alright give me a sec, my phone's being a b!tch or I'm being stupid :P

xXCryoticXx

31 Jul, 2013, 5:54 am

lol idk txt me anything xD ill be like ewe OMIGOOOSHH -SQUEALS-

xXCryoticXx

31 Jul, 2013, 5:56 am

xDDD my phone is a r.etard somtimes one time typed aww and it replaced it with sewer t>:Ut im like DA FAHK NUUU THATS NOT WHAT I MENT -accidentaly press send-...e0e....NUUUUUUUUUUUUU

xXCryoticXx

31 Jul, 2013, 5:59 am

herp a derp a radda radda meep blah blah asdfghjkl -goes insane like a r.etard- xD IDFK

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 6:03 am

lol I can relate, once I was talking to an ex of mine and I meant to say "miss ya" and it typed "fu!.ck ya" wth? o.o

xXCryoticXx

31 Jul, 2013, 6:03 am

-sits on s.exy llama-......-sips tea-...I DONT EVEN LIKE TEEEAA -thows it out the window-

xXCryoticXx

31 Jul, 2013, 6:06 am

F.UCK YA?! xDD OMG IM DYING! xDD one time i said luv u to my bff and then it replaced it with F.uck u im like e-e....THATS NOT WHAT I MENT WHAAAA!

xXCryoticXx

31 Jul, 2013, 6:09 am

is ur phone working buddy? <xD seems like ur having trouble <xDD

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 6:10 am

*snickers* I guess our phones vowed to embarrass us by misworded texts lol

xXCryoticXx

31 Jul, 2013, 6:11 am

lol xD ikr our phones hate us ;w;

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 6:11 am

I just now got it so I don't know it much ^^;

xXCryoticXx

31 Jul, 2013, 6:13 am

lol its fine <xD i have trouble with new phones to one time k said wheres the power button? -mind goes blank and drools lol jk-

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 6:16 am

*clears throat* I don't even know how to turn it off lol I just put it in sleep mode :P I'm not used to androids o.o

xXCryoticXx

31 Jul, 2013, 6:17 am

my phone is cracked so if i start typing weird then that means my phone is being a big r.etard ;-;

xXCryoticXx

31 Jul, 2013, 6:17 am

androids are nice :D lol but i have so much trouble getting used to dem :l

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 6:20 am

irune would be meeee. i rather like operas and all dat shi.t

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 6:21 am

lol the only time I use this one is when I'm on youtube, completely addicted to it (ODO) that and music, somehow I mange to put my favs on it :3

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 6:22 am

Prim: I like em too but I can't sit still for that long, so I pass the time by passing out lol

xXCryoticXx

31 Jul, 2013, 6:23 am

lol im like...-waiting for the txt from u-...;w;..........derp.....
im addicted to utube too xD

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 6:25 am

@nere ikr. sometimes i fall asleep when i hear scr3aming or "opera singing" as they put it in theater. btw. MaskJo challenges yew dB<

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 6:26 am

*laughs nervously* I'm sorry- my phone's being a jacka.ss, give me a sec and I'll try again

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 6:28 am

Prim: Who? Me? To what? What's it about? WHY AM I ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS!? *suddenly sneezes fire*

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 6:29 am

@nere O-O um.... just check my latest entry... its a contest i wanna see
if you could enter......

xXCryoticXx

31 Jul, 2013, 6:30 am

lol to me when phones act like that.....theres a troll in it -e3e-

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 6:32 am

wait cry.... your wolf art is fimilar.... did you have a hyiena [cant spell] o.c on hatena...

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 6:36 am

Prim: *sniffles* okay then I'mma enter.........Celine then Hesper

Celine: What? Why not Hesper?

Hesper: Yea, why not me?

Cause I love drawing Celine recently.

Cry: I think there's a troll in my brain, could explain all the headaches lol

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 6:37 am

yaaaaaay :3

maskjo: -eight feet tall walks up to celine- i hope your swag enough -bends down to shake her hand-

usielx

31 Jul, 2013, 6:39 am

awesome!

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 6:40 am

*Celine's absolutley terrified*

Hesper: Oi! Slender! Hands off my woman!

*holds Hesper back*

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 6:42 am

mask jo! don be a creeper!

maskjo: -looks at me- IM TURNING INTO SHAUN?!

-starts laughing hysterically-

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 6:46 am

*joins in laughter* btw where is Shaun? With Janet I assume?

Hesper: Nere if you don't let me go, I'm going to break your other leg.

And then Celine will whip out your collar

*Hesper freezes*

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 6:49 am

janet: -walking up to nere- no hes really despressed and is sick so -pulls maskjo down and kicks him really hard in the face- i dont appreciate the bull sh.it. -walks back to her house-

o-o

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 7:01 am

*takes it the wrong way and stares at my feet sadly* oh....

Celine: oh honey, she might've not said that at you.

Hesper: Could've.

*sniffles*

*Celine slaps Hesper's arm hard*: Don't say that to my baby!

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 7:04 am

janet: i was talking to jo. -kicks him hard again- you should know not to talk about my shasha-kun like that!

-snickers- shasha....

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 7:18 am

*sniffles again then smiles* oh okay ^^;

*Celine whispers to you: she's been a little emotional today, best to walk on eggshells*

*Hesper whispers: Like we haven't been doing that already*

*Chiyo suddenly appears, spooking everyone*: GREETINGS darling, victim, and soldiers of misfortune! What have I missed?

Hesper: *yelps and hides*

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 7:20 am

janet:!-jumps and punches chiyo extremely hard-
:l um..... -gets phone- SHASHA COME CALM UR GIRLIE.

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 7:26 am

*Chiyo rubs her sore eye*: Now that wasn't nice to do to an old woman!

*Hesper and I snicker*

Celine: Chiyo are you okay?

Chiyo: Hmm? Oh yes, yes, I'm fine *puts ice patch on her eye*

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 7:29 am

janet:sorry... -looks at me- you cant seriously

:l look its..... -c*cks head- i think it is.....

janet: shaun...?

yup :3

[ok ill just tell youz, hes wearing a hoodie, hes more pale and has dark spots under his eyes. t(o-ot)]

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 7:35 am

Hesper: Da.mn, you look like sh!.t

Celine: I'm going to have to bring out your collar, don't I?

*Chiyo snickers*

*Hesper bows her head*: no

You okay Shaun?

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 7:37 am

shaun: -no emition expression- ...

janet: -glares at me-
i didnt expect him to come! :'U

janet: -hugs him- poor shasha...

pssssh.... shasha XD

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 7:42 am

*snickers* I thought he was a boy? *snickers more*

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 7:44 am

janet: -glares- leave him alone. -hits me upside the head- YOU know better!

yes ma'am...

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 7:50 am

*suddenly cowers and holds my head* sorry!

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 7:52 am

shaun: -sighs and says weakly- dont punish them...

janet: -looks at him- ok

:'D my head hurts

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 7:57 am

*still cowering and whimpering*

Hesper: Wimp.

*Celine and Chiyo slaps Hesper's shoulders and yell*: Hush!

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 8:00 am

shaun: -gets out ciggarette [lolz cant spell] and lights it-

maskjo: hey shasha you should stop smokeing cancer sticks ya creeper

janet: -gets out butterfly knife-

maskjo: OH SH.IT -runs away-

:l

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 8:06 am

Celine: *pats my shoulder* are you okay, Nere?

*doesn't answer*

Hesper: let her sulk, she's more managable this way

Chiyo: continue to insult my granddaughter and I will create a living hell for you

Hesper: pssh, whatever, so Shaun why r ya down, if you don't mind me asking *lights a cancer stick too* (lol she's a goner anyway, why not enjoy it)

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 8:10 am

shaun: ..... -smoking da c.s-

hes being a cre- -looks at janet-

janet: -death glare-

nvm.... :l

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 8:17 am

*Hesper looks to you then janet then inhales and blows smoke out of her nose*: one of those days eh? *looks to Shaun*

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 8:20 am

shaun: -looks down- ...

janet: its kinda personal...

DID THE BABEH DIIIIIIIY? :'U

janet: wha.... NO!

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 8:26 am

Hesper: ah well if it's personal, don't tell me, I'm not a friend

Celone: *rubs my back* nor are you a enemy to him, Hesper.

Hesper: Then consider me a annoying and short tempered stranger.

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 8:31 am

shaun: .... -sighs and says quietly- a close friend pasted.

......oh.

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 8:36 am

Hesper: Ah, it's that kind of down *takes another puff* I'm not the type to say some heartfelt or anyother bull.sh.it so I'm just going to say- everyone dies, whether we want them to or not, best to just get used to it before it gives you more grief.

Chiyo: You're right, that WAS bull.sh.it advise

*Hesper flips her mother off*

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 8:38 am

shaun: ....

janet: um... the guy... shauns friend, was brutally murde.red by a crazy ex...

o0o

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 8:44 am

Hesper: and my mother was mur.dered by some demon hating bas.tards, my statment still stands

*Chiyo looks away sadly*

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 8:47 am

shaun: i hired them. -insane grin-

janet: -looks at shaun- go away split.

e-e or is it the split...

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 8:53 am

*Celine and Hesper suddenly holds back Chiyo*

Chiyo: LET GO OF ME! HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO BREATHE!

Hesper: Father, it's his split talking, CALM DOWN!

Celine: Please, Chiyo, think clearly, he probably wasn't born when she died!

Chiyo: THAT MATTERS NOT! HE INSULTED MY WIFE AND WILL DIE!

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 8:58 am

shaun: -still grinning-

-grows horns- dB LEROOOOOY JEEEENKINS!

janet: no.

aw D: -horns de-sprout- ur no fun

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 9:03 am

Celine: Janet, I really hope you have a plan!

*Hesper grunts*: holding down a very p.issed off, old demon is not what I like to call fun!

Chiyo: You side with the man who insulted your mother's ghost, Hesper!? You bring shame onto my bloodline!

Hesper: *winces* a little too deep, father.

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 9:08 am

janet: um.......
shaun: its cute. if your wife was here, oh. wait SHES NOT -insane laughter-

BOO -throws tomatoe-

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 9:12 am

*Chiyo snarles*: YOU'LL DIE THIS DAY, HUMAN! RELEASE ME! *continues to struggle*

Celine: Nere! Please help us out!

H-how?

Hesper: JUST DO SOMETHING!

*looks to shaun then chiyo, then shoots a blast of fire at shaun*

Celine: ANYTHING BUT THAT!

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 9:18 am

shaun: -deflects and shoots it back- shadow mancers controll destruction idiot.

-grows horns- i bet i know what will happen... -charges-

shaun: -grabs me by the horns and throws me a great distance-

KNEW IIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiittt..... -boosh-

janet: o-0

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 9:21 am

*quickly deflets fire and kicks a fire arch at Shaun's ankles then shoots two fireballs at his shoulders*

Celine: NERE, STOP! YOU'LL GET HURT!

Chiyo: ATTACK HIM, NERE! YOU'VE MADE ME PROUD!

Hesper: YOU'RE NOT FU.!CKING HELPING!

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 9:24 am

shaun: -blocks all attacks and obsourbs [DX] them- tch.

janet: think..... think... uh....

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 9:31 am

*charges then jumps in the air and round kicks his shoulder*

Celine: NERE!

Hesper: I swear I'll k.ill him!

Chiyo: She's doing the very thing YOU should be doing, Hesper!

Hesper: HUSH!

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 9:33 am

shaun: -throws her off- T_T

janet: nnnn -runs and pins him- dpnt make me do it e-e

shaun: ..... GET OFFA ME YOUR GETTING PHAT!

janet: T_T

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 9:36 am

*falls and breaks arm, but faints*

*Hesper, Celine and Chiyo freezes, completely ignoring me*

Chiyo: *smiles* he's going to get it

Hesper: bad choice of words

Celine: I can't look, *looks away*

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 9:38 am

janet: shaun. i WILL make you weak.

shaun: -tries to move arm to cover neck- no your NOT!

[weak spot is his neck dB< like hespers tail thing]

NereusXUnmi

31 Jul, 2013, 9:42 am

Chiyo: *shoves Hesper and Celine off* check on Nere

Hesper: I'm not leaving your side, 'father'.

*Celines run to check on me*

(I'mma go to bed, I can't keep my eyes open, night! We can pick this up later if you want)

Crab-President

31 Jul, 2013, 9:44 am

(ok ill cont. l8ter :3 night)

Crab-President

01 Aug, 2013, 4:06 am

if you wanna cont this rp. please go to my rainbow acid art thing and recap. thanks :3

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