Sans: DEFENSELESS?
y-you're joking, right??
humans are supposed to be fearless, monster-k!lling, magic-weilding f*cking bad-a$$es.
'they k!ll monsters like me.
.... they trapped us down here.
....... we need seven human souls to get out.
.... one of you, is lucky number seven.
a-and i don't care which one.
Me: b-but... w-we, just want to hug monsters, a-and.... tell jokes and make spaghetti... umu
Sans: ....really, huh.... *he looks at us for a moment.*
.... you really want to do that.
after i just tried to k!ll you two?
'heh. *rolls eyes.* 'good one.

Me: *Defensive* It's true! Not all humans are killers! We don't want to hurt anyone! If we did, don't you think we would've attacked you by now?!

Sans: ... *he kicks the snow.*
.... you didn't.
Me: Thats right, Sans...
w-we're just friendly humans... l-looking to get home...
a-and... we need help....
Sans: . . .

Me:.....*Sighs. I'm having a hard time putting my words together* Look I, I don't fully understand, your position here, this world's still n-new to us after all...So I..I understand if you won't but, will you h-help us? Please? *Hoping that my open/friendly tone is enough to prove that we're not out to get him*

Me: p-please... s-sans.... ,omo,
Sans: .... 'help you two?
..... you're serious?...'

Me: *Chuckles* Hey, I'm not th-the joker here. *Realization* ...'"Oh, this Sans, may not be a 'joker' either....''""
Well, we, we don't really have anyone else t-to turn to now.....So yes. We're serious.

Me: p-please, please, please, sans.... >m<
y-you don't have to k!ll us to be cool...
y-you'd be the coolest skeleton in our eyes if you helped us out... ,omo, s-so please...
Sans: ....
....... 'if you want my help so bad...
*smirks* 'then you've gotta prove that you're tough enough to hang out with me.
'tough it out to 'waterfall... 'then i guess i'll let you.
Me: b-but... w-what if we run into P-Papyrus? ,>m<, O-Or other monsters?
Sans: *shrugs.* 'thats your problem. 'my bro'll try to hunt you down if he sees you.
'but. 'note this, nerds.
.... if anyone's going to steal your souls...
its going to be me, first.
so watch your backs.

Me:.........Okay. I accept your challenge! *Turns to you* We can do th-this bud! We've made it this far a-after all, so we can't g-give up now!

Me: p-phew....' Ok s-sans, we'll do it...
i-its the only thing we can do at this point.
Sans: *He seems to be relieved to find an excuse not to k!ll us.* heh... 'better get there alive, nerds. *He grabs a bottle of mustard from the sentry station. He drinks from the bottle.* i'll be waitin' to see if you're cool enough.
Me: So... to get to Waterfall, we'd have to go through the snowy paths and... Snowdin-! But the town is full of monsters!...' p-plus Papyrus...
Sans: yup. 'human-hating cool monsters.

Me: ! Ah....Well....we'll find a way....Don't worry, *Small smile* we'll be fine.....We've, just gotta be, smart about it....

Me: m-maybe, we could even practice our magic a little more... i-if i even have magic.
Sans: 'better be careful, nerds.
'one slip up could be your last.

Me: *Shoots Sans a playful grin* Oh, like you even care. *Back to you* Well, my magic seems to be, out of comission right now...'' b-but you definetly did SOMETHING! Hey, m-maybe we could practice later? I-I wanna see what you can do. ^u^
B-but for now, I guess we gotta, get going.....

Sans: h*lllllll no.
Me: s-sure... ^u^
I-I just hope I can make it work again, 'cause... it, doesn't seem to want to work right now for me....'
So, lets go. ouo
See ya' Sansie.
Thanks.
Sans: 's-sansie'?! *surprised stance/embarassed blushing.* you better take that back, nerd!'''''
Me: bye sans! x3

Me: xD *Can't help but laugh at his blushing* Later Edgy-Sans. (xD) See ya' in Waterfall! *And with that we make our leave into the driving snow*

Sans: ....heh.... *After taking a swig of mustard, he turns, and leaves.*
Me: ok...
so... down the snowy path...
... man, I wish we had a shortcut to town... u.u'

Me:.....! *Ding XD* Wait. If this world is like the last one, then I know a shortcut that Blueberry-Sans showed me! >u<
I think it was over here! I just...hope I can find it through this snow.....''

Me: *YUS!* Y-You guys took a shortcut before? I-I didn't even see... ^o^' I guess me and Pap fell behind and didn't even notice you two went ahead.
B-But that'd be great... omo

Me: Yeah, while you two were 'canoodling' me and Blueberry got sh*t done! xD
Okay...let's see....ah...*Looks around for a little bit* Oh? Here we are! *There's a small path hidden by some brush, it doesn't look like it's used very often* Nice. We won't have to worry about running into anyone. Okay, just follow me. *I head on in*

Me: *I Blush.* 'c-c-canoodleling'?! >////m////<
o-omg!! Y-You know I like Papyrus!! ....papyruses...
*Anything we say may be overheard.*

Me: *Laughs* Exactly ;P
So....umm, what's the plan for when we reach town? I mean, people may try to attack us....

*I follow you closely.*
Me: I-I really wish we had disguises....
o-or maybe, the residents don't really know what a human looks like....
.... besides, Papyrus.'
W-We should try to lay low...
*I flip on my hoodie, looking secretive. I try to hide my skin.*

Me: Yeah.....guess we gotta stay incognito for now. *I flip my hood up as well, we're reaching the end of the path* You ready? 'Cause it's now or never.....

Me: Y-Yeah... *deep, shaky breath.*
I am...
....I am...
*The town, is filled, with mean-looking monsters...*

Me: Ehe, glad one of us is...'
"'Okay. Okay. Just, play it cool....'"
*I step out into the town, glancing around* Wow......"'This is...really unsettling.....'"

Me: ! *I feel afraid. All the monsters who we've once known as cute, compassionate, and nice... are now all mean-looking versions of themselves, clad in red/black/yellow with spikes and piercings. I look terrified and shocked.*
*quietly* o-oh.... no, no.... n-no! p-please... *I silently cry under my hoodie, missing our original world.*
w-why would monsters do this...
*Monster kid trips other kids.
The major's guard-men beat up civilians.
The shop-keeper threatens other monsters.
Garbage fills the streets.
Signs tip unevenly from disrepair.
There are no welcoming faces.*

Me:.......Ngh. C'mon. Let's just, get outta here...*I turn and quietly head towards the end of town. Keeping my head down to shadow my face* .......

Me: *I glance around, but quickly shy away at the monsters as some look as we go by...
monster-kid seems to see us, and starts following us, looking like he wants to bully us.*
o-oh, n-no...
s-shuu! shuu...! *I try to deter him, but he just starts to try to headbut me.*
Monster-kid: hey! 'don't 'shu' me, you dirty hag!
Me: *softly*
n-no please, j-just, s-stop...
*I can barely handle the situation.*

Me: ! *At that I whirl around, my eyes almost blazing as I take position beside you* Hey! You leave her alone! (What can I say? I'm overprotective XD)

(>m< budddehhhhh)
Me: K-Kerri, h-he-!
*As we stop, Monster kid starts to head-butt my legs like a bully*
Monster-Kid: 'Stupid hags! 'This is MY street, ya' HEAR!?
'You can't just walk on my turf!
FIGHT ME, B*TCH!
Me: S-Stop, AH-H!-p-please, W-We don't want to fight...! *My outcries are soft. Its just the way I scream. I try to hold him back by pushing his head away as he tries to push back.*
w-what kind of w-world, has this come t-to?...
. . .
*I cannot accept this world. With a sniffle, I pull Monster-Kid closer to try to hug him, kneeling down. He resists, dazed.*
Monster-Kid: WTH, LADY!! L-let me go, you freak! >:( *He is shocked by my kindness.
He now tries to get away, rather than hit me.*

Me: ? Umm, bud?.....I-I get the whole, 'love heals all wounds' thing, but...is this really a good idea?....''

Me: . . . *sniffle.*
I-I'm sorry... I-I...
....
I just....
.... I just!...
...... I feel so sorry for these monsters, I-I... can't help but... try to comfort them...
*My hold loosens on Monster-Kid. He hesitates, raising an eyebrow.* .... I'm sorry, really I am...
...
no matter how much it hurts me, It hurts me more to see all these monsters, l-living, l-like this... i-its, so... unhappy...
*I finally set Monster-Kid down on his feet, patting off his clothes, then gently rubbing his head. Even if he slightly dislikes it, he gets the impression that I care about others. In that moment, he sees my face under my hood...*
I'm, truly sorry.
... you don't have to forgive me.
*I stand up, turning away, fleeing so easily.*
Monster-Kid: .... 'hey lady.
.... you're somethin' else, you know that? y-you're weird!... Undyne would totally beat the sh*t out of you!...
....'
...... just keep going 'that'a way... *He briefly sticks his tongue out at you, then he runs away like a kid.*
Me: . . .

Me: *Raises an eyebrow* Well...that went better than expected....Ah, bud wait! *I hurry after you* N-no. I'M sorry. 'Cause you're right, this place, needs more kindness than what it's getting. ...Ahe, I'll...try to be more, even tempered from now on....'

*... Monster kid may or may not mention seeing me to Papyrus, saying I match a description of a human as enforced.*
Me: *I slow down.* I-Its not your fault, Kerri...
A-And you don't have to change what you do, just for my sake...
....
I just, want to offer something, good to this world... something, positive and kind...
*As we talk, monsters overhear us, and start to whisper among themselves, giving us disgusted looks.*
*sniff.* y-you know?...

Me: Y-yeah, I know, but..*I look around, unnerved by their stares, I lower my voice* Let's..talk about this later, alright? P-people are staring.....

Me: ! *I suddenly shudder in fear, fearing their thoughts.*
O-Oh.... r-right... *I fold my hands, looking down, and follow behind you, hoping that I won't bump into anyone as we get through the town.*

Me:.......*I keep my eyes trained forward as we move on. Refusing to meet any of their glares* "'Okay...so far so good....'" (I think I'm gonna bring Pap back in at the 'mist' part just after town. That's normally where he'd be, right? 'xD)

(Yup. xD
ohhhh thats going to be terrifying.)
Me: .... a-almost, there...
*I fidgit a little. I never liked the feeling of people staring.*

Me: *I'm in the same boat as you, in the end I just speedwalk until we reach the end of town. Sighs in relief* Okay, that went well and, oh c'mon! *Stops. Instead of mist, that area is now a raging blizzard, all you can see is white*.....Do we, really need to go in there?...''

Me: W-We have to get to Waterfall, Kerri. I-Its the only way!... *The blizzard whips at my hood. I raise my hands to hold it in place.*
T-This weather is s-scary, though...

Me: *Deep breath, I keep one hand on my hood and take ahold of you with the other* Just...stay close...okay? *We forge onword* Ugh....how is th-this even possible? We're u-underground! Ahgh...I can't even see anything....''

Me: I-I'm with you! >m< *I hold your hand, providing stability against the whipping winds. We push onward together, in determination.*

Me: Nnngh...Just...h-hold on....Eh? *Freezes as I see what looks to be a blurry figure up ahead, easier to see since they're tall, and wearing black...* ! P-please tell me th-that isn't who I th-think it is.....

Me: *I softly gasp, hugging your arm in the nippy-cold winds.*
! H-Here? B-But, w-we're so close now.... ,omo,
....i-is it, really... p-papyrus?

Me: I-I don't know. I didn't s-see him back there.....Still...we, we have to stay outta sight....Do you think we could s-sneak by?...

Me: C-CAN we even sneak by?
.... i-it looks like he's right in the middle of the path keeping watch... ,omo,

Me: Well what are we s-supposed to do? Just w-waltz on up and say hi? Look....i-if we stay to the s-side, the snow should h-hide us from view, right?

Me: R-Right...
B-But what if he hears us sloshing through the snow? I-Its really deep from the blizzard happening out here... omo
Still, L-Lets, give it a try.

Me:......Dammit....*Realizing that you're right* W-we're screwed no matter wh-what we do....''
Nngh......*Sighs* Okay....time t-to put on a br-brave face.....*Turns to you* You ah, r-ready for this?....

Me: I-I, u-uh....
*I look aside, gaining courage.*
... yup. I'm ready. ouo'

Me: *Deep breath* Ahhhhhh....We're so dead.....'''
Okay....okay....*Together we head forward* So....you got a plan or anything?....''
Papyrus:......? *He notices us approaching* (Welp. 2 kids gon' die tonight XD)

(NUUUUU)
Me: Just keep your hood on, I think, I can get him to let us by...
*I put on a brave face, hoping to rely on the blizzard to hide our human faces enough.*
ok... ok... we can do this.
(BRING IT ONNNNNNN)

(Ohhhhhhh. You gonna be all sneaky? eue)
Me: .....If you say so.....I-I don't know about-Holy sh*t he's bada*s. (xD) *I haven't seen him up to this point*
Papyrus:....*His red eyes burn through the snow, they stay directly fixated on us* (I....don't know how to start this....''xD)

(I dunno what I'm gonna do. x'D)
Me: ... *I breathe in, and out. The blizzard clouds my breath.*
....
*I call out to Papyrus. I try to sound inviting, meek, and polite to see where that gets me.*
Oh Sir! I can barely see you through this storm!! .... But those dashingly, deadly red eyes, just took my breath away.
... You, wouldn't happen to be the Great Papyrus, would you??
*I pretend to not see him fully, acting as meek as possible.*
Such a striking physique, that composure, that shining armor and flowing cape...
We've been dying to meet such a grand warrior as he!
""PleasePleasePleaseEgoKickInPleaseAHHHH!""

(OMF.G BUD. XD
IDEC if this is out of character, I'm rolling with it. X'D)
Papyrus: ! *For a second he looks shocked, but he quickly regains his composure* BUT OF COURSE. HOWEVER, YOU MUST CEASE YOUR ACTIONS AT ONCE. FOR I AM A SKELETON WITH INEXPLICABLY HIGH STANDARDS, WHICH I DOUBT YOU COULD MEET ALL OF. ONE AS GREAT AS I CANNOT SETTLE ON ANY MEDIOCRE 'PARTNER' AFTER ALL. NOR WOULD I WASTE MY TIME WITH SUCH TRIVIAL MATTERS.
Me: *I stare at you in pure bewilderment* Are you....FLIRTING with him?! "'And it's WORKING?!"' (XD)

(X'D Oh GODDDDDD)
Me: Ahh! So it IS you!
There's no doubt in my mind that your standards are nearly impossible to meet, but still, *womanly sigh. x'p*
I cannot resist in the very presense of the Great Papyrus!!
Can you blame me for feeling overpowered by your Greatness?
I simply cannot cease without mentioning the marks of your highest prestige!:
A sleek, dignified stance!
A fashionable figure, with good taste!
The highest class of magical ability!
Overpowering combat skills!
And even, Master Chef!
Maker of the finest spaghetti in alllllll the Underground!
People must adore you, Great Papyrus, with cheers of more words than I have spoken thus...
I simply have to bow before you, to convey my absolute, pure adoration for you... *polite, slow bow.*
""OOOOOOOOHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD How long can I keep this up??""

Me:.....*I appear to be in a state of awe xD*
Papyrus: ........*Slowly* IS THAT SO?....*He is lost in thought before speaking again* WELL, WELL...YOU TRUELY 'ARE' A DEDICATED ONE, AREN'T YOU?.....HEH, I LIKE YOUR DEDICATION. SO PERHAPS....I CAN MAKE A 'VERY' SPECIAL EXCEPTION FOR YOU. AFTER ALL, *Grins* I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A PET.
Me: P-pet? "'Well....it's a step up from, k-killing us....'" (Godammit, I'm making him too much like Mettaton ''XD)

(Oh J*sus, HIS PET!!?)
(OHHH GODDDDD X'D)
Me: *I use his ego to my advantage, smiling to you. I turn back to sound eternally grateful as I slowly rise from my bow, seemingly delighted/overjoyed. x'D*
Ohhhhhhh, you are very gracious in your offer, The Great Papyrus... Such generosity speaks to my very soul!...*womanly sigh, again. x'p* Ahhhh!
I am so deeply humbled by such an honor...
Yet, before I most humbly accept... *I clasp my hands in a pleading motion, begging on my knees in a drammatic act.*
I must ask thy new master of a most tiny request...
One that surely a warrior as Great as you can grant without hesitation... one out of pity, for who will be your most loyal servant....... u/m/u
""COME ON, PLEASE!!!""

(Yup. You're gonna be his kitty-cat ewe Have fun XD)
Me: "'Wow, she's, really going all out....'' '"
Papyrus: A FAVOR?....*Crosses his arms, he regards you evenly* THEN STATE YOUR BUISNESS.

(At least I won't be a pet rock that gets fed sprinkles. xD)
Me: Ohh Great Papyrus, I beseech you... I beg of you with all my being!...
Please allow us passage to the land of Waterfall, so that I may escort my fellow monster safely to her relative's home...
We are dear cousins, her and I, and I have promised her family this favor...
*I place my hand over my heart/soul.*
I-I give you my word, that I will find you again when the deed is done...

(Way to stay positive ^u^)
Papyrus: *He almost laughs xD* IS THAT ALL? BUT YOU'RE FROM WATERFALL? AH, THAT EXPLAINS WHY I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU BEFORE.
YES, YES, I UNDERSTAND. *Waves his hand* YOU TWO RUN ALONG NOW.
Me: ! "'Just like that?!'" Ah...*Managing to speak* Th-thank you sir. *Small bow* W-we won't waste a-anymore of your time. *Looks at you* L-let's be off, cousin.

Me: Thank you, thank you, ohh Great Papyrus! Thank you so much!!
*I turn to you, whispering.*
'Sis' is a lot closer.
aheh... Lets get moving. x3
*I walk with you past Papyrus, feeling relieved.*
""I-I did it, I-I did it.... oh sweet j*sus, I did it... xP""

Me:........*I wait until we're out of earshot before I turn to you in amazement* Omg. Did that really just work?! Holy sh*t bud, you're amazing! >u<

Me: O-Ohhhhh I was totally freaking out inside, I was so scared he wouldn't buy groveling, but, then I thought...
ewe Papyrus loves to be complemented.
...plus this one's got an ego.
xD I just flirted so hard.
ohhhhh my gosh. *Breathe.*
...
w-well. I-I guess, we go find sans... since, he said he would help us.
(I bet there would be a lot of drama if a certain monster-kid told Papyrus a white-hoodied 'monster' was really a human. x'P
AI NEEDS PAPYRUSSSSS)

Me: I still can't believe it worked! Ahhhh, I th-thought I was gonna f-faint! But....you do r-realize, you're h-his pet now, right?....... eue' (You want Pap to murder you? ''xD)

(Why, Yes. Yes I do. (x'D))
Me: x'P I'm a lot of things to various Papyruses. x'D
I-I dunno how being a pet will work out though...' Especially since we're trying to get back to our own timeline... omo'
By the way, h-how are you feeling now?... Can you use your magic yet?
*... (Error!Sans chuckles behind the scenes. xD)*

(Wait what?! o.o You wanna die? ''xD)
Me: Haha. So I noticed. And, I dunno....Hold on, let me try....*I close my eyes, focusing very hard on this....* (Oh nonono! You stay out of this GlitchLord! D:<)

(xP 'just kidding, but, I still wuvs Papyrus too much xD xD xD)
Me: ? *I watch you curiously.
You feel the errors crawling down your back as we enter the Waterfall area, where Undyne is first seen. ...But she's not there.* D-Don't push yourself, bud... omo
(I don't know Underfell Undyne at all except for the fact that she's lethal.)

(XD Oh you)
Me: ! Nn-ghh....*Flinches and starts twitching. The light in my soul 'glitches' around, I withdraw* F-f*ck...Why...why doesn't it work?! Ahhn.... *Deep breath to calm myself* Hah....O-okay...I'm fine. L-let's just go find Sans....(IDK much either...'')

Me: E-Easy, bud...
...
And, yeah... lets get moving.
*We walk through the area towards where the bridge seeds are.*
OMG! The bridge seeds are here!!
*I thought they were adorable during our first visit to Waterfall. They haven't changed, but the water around the place seems to be tinted red...*
awwwwh! *I pick one up just to hear it squeek.* So adorable... x3
*As I hold it, my soul seems to glow.*

Me: It's kinda funny really to see that they haven't changed XD
Eh? *Blinks* Hey bud? Your, soul is glowing....

Me: G-Glowing, W-What?! *I look down.*
.... Oh, so it is...
I wonder wh- *At that moment, the bridge seed seems to have a mind of its own. It hops right off my head (Thats how Frisk carried them) and starts hopping towards the water, surrounded by a faint white glow. The other bridge seeds follow, as if they had all come alive. They squeek as they hop along.*
.... omo' ohhhh my god....
..... they're all so cute!! x3

Me: Ahahaha. *Giggles* It's like they're marching. What did you do to them bud? x3

Me: I-I dunno what I did to them, b-but they...-
I feel like....-
well.... ...
*sigh of a laugh.*
I feel that they seem to, want to help us.
In their own way, of course...
....
I feel it, in my soul...
.... *We watch them hop into place across the water, forming a bridge for us.*
Hey bud... do you, think my magic... has to do with, plants?....

Me: Well it seems that way. If so, that's a neat power. Hehe, it's like the plants are your friends. x3
Soooooo, let's cross the bridge that they so lovingly made. ^u^

Me: t-thanks.... I, always liked flowers, so... maybe its natural umu
And, yeah. ^u^ Lets get going. We should run into Sans sooner or later, right?
*I start to cross the bridge*
T-Thank you, bridge seeds! x3

Me: Hehe, yup. *I follow behind* I'm surprized we haven't run into him yet. Where do you think that bonehead went to?

Me: I-I dunno...
He is a SANS, after all. He could be sneaking up on us right now if he wanted.
*We approach the second bridge seed puzzle....
but, the bridge seeds there, seem, wilted and brown.*
.... O-Oh... ,omo, O-Oh no, the bridge seeds!...'

Me: Haha. I can honestly say, that is one of the only things I hate about him, er, them. The guy's a regular class ninja!
*Gasp* Oh no! omo
*I hurry over and kneal down beside them* The poor little seeds.....Hey. *Looks up at you* If your magic has to do with plants, then maybe you could help them! :3

Me: A-Ah? M-Me?
B-But I don't even know how to trigger my magic yet!...'
... but ohh... these poor, sweet darlings...
*I kneel down beside a bridge seed, then take it in my arms gently, feeling the crackle of its leaves.*
You poor things...
*I feel something, a pure desire to help them live. My soul flutters as I hug the bridge seed.*
Please, little guy...
let me hear your cute squeek once more...
*At that, my soul starts to give off white petals again, as if I said a spell. At the part of my hair, a little flower buds up, and starts to do the same. Petals float from it as it grows in a trail of fading petals. The bridge seed glows, in a veil of white, and suddenly it starts to grow back to life in my arms, in a healing way.*
I-I... A-Am I, doing it?? omo

Me: Whoa...*My eyes widen and I stare. Entranced* That's increadible. You're healing it.

Me: *I seem entranced as well, as I tenderly caress the little bridge seed's leaves. Its color comes back to it as some of the petals from my soul/head rest on it, like white feathers tracing the presense of an angel.*
H-Healing?...
..... y-you think, I'm healing them?
*Petals growing from my hair-flower/soul start to drift around, landing on the other shriveled bridge seeds.*
G-Gee... I-I wonder what our Sans, and Papyrus, would think of this... *The other bridge seeds start to heal...*

Me: Haha. They'd love it. ^o^
Sans would say something like, "'Flower' you doing that?" (xD) And Paps would be so proud, of you that is. XD
Ahe, *Smiles with a hint of sadness. I can't deny that I miss them....* we need to show them once we get back.

Me: D-Definitely...
I... -
...
a-awh man...
I-I, I-I miss them so much... *I cradle the bridge seed back to health, then it simply hops out of my arms, squeeking towards the water. The others soon follow in line.*
I-I miss Papyrus...
.... aheh, I... should've.... done something.... before we........ -!
*My hand comes up to my chest, but... when I feel nothing there, I suddenly freeze, my soul ceasing to glow.*
*quiet shout.* M-My locket!
I-Its gone?.... Oh no...
*Shocked breathing.*
(The locket. x3)
I-I could've dropped it anywhere... i-in any timeline, a-ah!...
*I look down, feeling tense for a moment.*
.....
...... I... can't worry about that right now, can I...? *I clench my fists.*
..... getting back to our world is more important....
*I show a fake smile as I look to you.* N-Never mind that I said anything, ok?...
Lets, k-keep pressing onward....
*When the bridge seeds form a path, I start to hop across them...*
(I have been thinking about an encounter with Undyne AND Papyrus xD)

Me: Your, locket?....Awh, bud, I'm sorry. D:
Well....if I, ever gain control over my magic again, I'll rip open the timelines and find it for you. And IDC if that sounds like much, it's important to you, so I'd find it no matter what! ^E^
Now. *Stands up* I guess..we keep going forward. (DO YOU WANT TO DIE?!?! ''XD)

Me: ! Y-You'd do that?... A-Awh K-Kerri, thank you...
I-Its really important to me...
I've, been wanting to put pictures of all of us inside it, really... omo You, Me, Sans, Papyrus.... all our friends... umu
B-But if I never get it back, thats ok... ouo I'd rather have my friends than a silly locket anyway...
*We proceed into the next area.
Sure enough, there's sans, arguing with an echo flower.*
Sans: ... H*ll YOU'RE a stupid flower.
*The echo flower repeats that back to him.*
.... No YOU. I'm 'no sissy flower.
...
..... YOU!!- *In a moment of rage, he disintegrates the flower with a gaster blaster, then shrugs playfully.*
Me: *I shudder at the death of a plant.* .... well.... there's, sans...
(nuuuuuuuu
I keep going through a scene in my head.
I dunno if UF Pap would like me enough if he recognized my voice from before though. Undyne would be a f*cking beast!)

Me: Pfft hehehe. *At first I giggle at his antics, but then freeze at the outcome* ! o.o'
I think we caught him at a bad time...'' (Ohhhhhh. You think he'd protect you? eue)

Sans: aggggghhhh...'
*He takes a squirt of mustard, as if it calmed him down.*
Me: ahhhhhh, k.
.... wellllll, nope! nah-ah. 'not getting disintegrated, no thanks! *I try to turn around, but then sans notices us.*
Sans: ....pfffft, you wimps actually made it over here 'like i told you to? *He seems amuzed.*
(Actually I imagined another 'bonding' type of scene where just Pap notices us on one of the bridge-sections in Waterfall if he wouldn't, 'cause I understand.
Then as for Undyne coming in, it'd be like, just after that with UF Sans AND Papyrus both there...... )

Me: "'Welp. No backing down now.'"
Darn right we did! Made it past your bro and everything! ^E^ (Ahh. I think I get it now. Okay, les' see where this goes ^u^)

(Sweet. ewe)
Sans: pffffftttttt! *He nearly chokes on his mustard.*
'you guys took on my bro and came out without a scratch!?
'now thats just f*cking cool.
*He gives you a congradulatory pat on the back.*
'you're now officially cool enough to hang out with me, uh- what was, your name again?
'berri, or somethin?...
Me: o-oh wow... *He seems to like you better than me. This could affect his decisions later on.* Y-Yup, here we are, ready for you to help us out.
Sans: *He waves his hand playfully.*
'sure, 'sure, whatever.

(Ee-yup)
Me: Ah.....*Memories of my Sans flood as he says that* It's...'Kerri' actually. And that's Shelby. So....*Hopeful eyes* you're, really gonna help us? That's awesome! It, feels alot better to have someone else on our side. uwu

Sans: *Nervous sweat.*
'sure kid-, uh, kerri. 'whatever you say.
*He seems to be hiding a motive.*
i'll help you two, but eh...
'we've, gotta get you two outta here first. *Excuse to take us further into Watefall.*
this place, is just too notorious for human-k!llers, ya' know?
Me: You mean like, Undyne?
Sans: yeah, yeah, 'thats exactly what i mean, kid. 'she and my bro would wreck you, big time.
Me: S-So where would you want to take us?
Sans: *playful, nervous shrug.*
'hows hotland sound? 'full of nice lava that i could toss any enemies in that come our way. 'free of charge.

Me: Umm...*Worridly* But, won't we have to go past Undyne to get to Hotland?...."'Geez. If Undyne's a killer in OUR world, I do not want to meet her here...'"

Me: R-Right....
Sans: ""h-how do they know that...?' ""
*nervous sweat.* 'hey, don't you worry about it.
i know a few 'shortcuts' around this place.
.... 'y-you trust me, right? *He seems nervous about something he might do.*
i just wanna' help you two out, here. 'you gotta trust me to let me help ya', 'you know?
'and we can't just sit around here, 'thats for sure.
... 'my bro'll be around sometime to give undyne his daily report.
Me: P-Papyrus?! eeeeeee, n-now that you put it that way, if we don't get outta' here, we might end up with both of them after us. omo'''' c-cornered and scr*wed. T-Then we'll never get home! >m<''''

Me: ! Oh god. We can NOT take a double-team from them. Okay....*I look at Sans* I trust you. Sooooo, let's get the heck outta here.

Sans: 'good choice, nerd- i mean... friend. aheh, chum.
....""... chum for the sharks, that is."" .... *He sweats nervously.
He seems uncomfortable about hurting you.*
*He also doesn't seem used to being nice.*
'follow me. 'i'll keep an eye-socket out for ya'...
Me: O-Oh, Ok, Sansie. ouo'
Sans: s-sansie!? .... i-is that some sort of joke?? *flustered.*
.... 'get real kid. *He starts to walk ahead.*

Me: Hehehe. *Follows* Are just calling him that out of spite now bud? XD

Me: >:3 Why, yes. Yes I am. x'D
Sans: 'quit it will ya? it's not like i call you shelbs' or kerri somethin' disgustingly adorable like, 'kerri-berri' or somethin...' *He mumbles afterwards.*
*As you step into the next area, you feel a 'warping' sensation. We are suddenly at the checkpoint with the crystalized cheese, which, something smashed, despite it already being stuck to the table.*
heh, 'keep movin', weirdo's...

Me: *At his words I freeze in shock* "'It's...it's like he, knows....'"
Ahh, right......*Shakes it off to keep going*

*We continue to the area where the water is supposed to be glowing light blue in patches around the land.
.... but it has a strange red tint to it.*
Me: w-wow, i-its... really different here...
Sans: 'just keep movin'... 'stay close to me so the other monsters don't bother ya'. *His eye glows madly* heh, 'they know what happens when they p*ss me off.
Me: O-Ok...

Me: Everything's....red here......*Sticks close to you guys, unnereved by this landscape* (I'm sorry my responses are so short >A<)

(Well you only have 1 person right now. x'D)
Me: ...s-so much red...
.... 'hey sans, why is everything in this world red, yellow, or black?...
Sans: *sarcastically.* 'what do you think?
we're supposed to be a race of literal 'monsters' that k!ll any humans that fall down here.
so, being scary and wearing colors like that is the usual.
*We walk around the terrain, heading east, then north, following sans...*
Me: oh... o.o'

(True 'nuff)
Me:.....I never considered yellow a scary colour though. *Speaking as an artist* I always thought of it as a, 'cowardly' colour to be honest....And red could also be linked to love and passion, whereas black could be somber or sorrowful....*Realizing that I'm just rambling xD I quickly stop, looking embarassed* Ah...S-sorry....

Me: 'she's right. x3
Sans: 'hey, i happen to think that yellow is very bad-a$$!
i mean, look at my tooth! *He poses to look awesome.*
'look at my shorts!...'
Me: 'yes sans, you're a bad-a$$. x'D
Sans: h*ll yeah, i better be! >:p
*....We approach the area where a certain monster appears. Water surrounds a narrow path...*

Me: Hahaha. Yes, yes, you are quite bad-a*s. I meant no offense. ^o^'
"'Wonder how he lost his tooth in the first place. Probably a fight....or maybe it was something silly, like....hitting it with his mustard bottle too hard xD'" ...Heheh. *Quietly snickers to myself at the thought before stopping, this place seeming familiar to me...* Wait....."'Haven't we, been here before?....'"

Sans: 'heheh, thanks kid.
*nervous smile.*
Me: u-uh... s-sans, I-I feel really uneasy about this place...
*I look around. ...
... I don't quite catch the spikey tent*cles that swish around in the water.*
(OK. THERE IS NOTHING ON THE INTERNET ABOUT HIM, SOOOOOOO, AHHHHHHHH
'thought it be some nice action for you.)
Sans: 'i-its just the creep who lives in this f*ckin' moat.
Me: c-creep?
'l-like p-pervert creep?... SANS??
a-answer me, sans! >m<''''
I-I don't like this!

(OMF.G BUD X'D *Dies*)
Me: Wh-what? What's going on? Oh. *Notices the tentacles* Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. No. I've heard about enough hen.tai to see where this is going. Nope. Nuh-uh. Not having it. *Hurries* F-ck this sh-t, I'm out. (xD)

(AHHHHHHHH MY GEWDDDDDD)
Me: *I follow you.* F*ck this sh*t I'm out!!! GOODBYE!! NO NO NO NOOOO-! *Suddenly, a spikey, smooth-ended t*ntacle slams on the path, snaking towards us slowly, looking oozed and wet from the water...*
J*SUS F*CKING CHR*ST!!!!
NO!
NO!!
F*CK NO!!!
Sans: 'w-wow.
...'just, wow.
Me: SANS YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!
Sans: 'he's just trying to scare you, you know.
.... or get you 'worked up.
*A giant head, of onion-sans, rises up with a pervy smile and yellow-red eyes.* (I. HAVE. NO. CLUE.)
OnionSans: .... Heyyyy there.... *crazed look.* You girls, look... really cute...!
'you want to...
'come for a SWIM?
Me: NOOOOOOOO THANKS!!
Sans: *He casually walks up behind us, waiting to see your reaction.*
ehh...'

(I'm crying x'D I really want this to be the canon for this AU now)
Me: Well it's working! Ah f*ck. Get out of here you pervy son of a b*tch. We're not interested!

(XD LOLOLOL WELL NO ONE ELSE HAS APPARENTLY THOUGHT OF THIS, SOOOO. . . . - x'D I'm crying too. x'D)
OnionSans: But... I AM!!!
*That slippery t*ntacle on the road actually touches your leg, rubbing its ooze against you as if it were tasting you.* nuuuh.... uhhhhhheh... *noises.*
Me: DON'T YOU DARE!!
*I quickly move to step on the t*ntacle, making it recoil.*
There will be nooooooooone of that. >:o
Sans: *He raises a hand.* oh, 'you picked the wrong human to lick, perv. *With a burning eye, he throws a few bones at OnionSan's head, causing him to screech. The water vibrates.*

(It's, just so perfect. TuT)
Me: Eeughhh! *Shudders* It touched me! Ehhhhhh! >A<
*My initial disgust turns into rage as I whirl to face him. Growls* Try that again and I'll turn you into kalamari you bast*rd! Shelby. Give me a weapon. (XD)

(ITS F*CKIN TERRIFYING! xD)
Me: A-A weapon? ... W-Well I, I have a stick! (x'D)
Sans: 'hey, i'll take care of this. *winks* i'm the best weapon 'you've got.
OnionSans: M-Must... feel... MOREEEEE!! *Another t*ntacle comes slithering out of the water, grabbing at your other leg to try to quickly drag you into the water, throwing you off your feet...
It feels very slick on your skin.*
Me: NOOOOOOO, KERRI IS NOT ON THE MENUUUUUUU! *As I try to stomp on that t*ntacle, another one grabs my leg from behind, and holds me upside-down in the air near you.*
AGH!! YOU SON OF A B*TCH!!
PUT ME DOWN!!
*At my outcry, my soul starts to activate.*
Sans: y-yesh, this is getting ugly.
'like his f*cking baby-face!
*He grabs hold of you so you don't get dragged away.*
'hang on, kid.
i've got ya.'... 'and i'm not lettin' you go.
*He waves his free hand to attack the t*ntacle pulling you.*

(Which makes it perfect XD)
Me: A-ahhhh! *Screams and holds onto Sans for dear life* L-let go of me you slippery b*tch! Ahhhh! Shelby! Use the stick! (XD Ultimate weapon)

Me: T-The stick!! *I magically pull the stick from my inventory, trying to hold it steady as OnionSans swings me around.*
O-Ok stick! *My soul seems to glow in spreading petals again.*
Have at 'the!!
...w-wait-
*Suddenly, my magic seems to affect the wood in the stick... the very plant cells mold and rearrange into a wooden blade, leaves at its handle, and swirls along the edge.*
ohhhhhhhhhhhh man.... *I watch the stick transform. xD*
THIS IS REALLY COOL!!
>:O Alright, pervy!
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!
HEEEYAH!!!
*The blade cuts right through the t*ntacle. It drops to the ground beside me, wriggling wildly like a gross little worm.*
! EWEWEWEWEWWW!!'''''' *I quickly shuffle away from it. xD*
Sans: i-i've got you, kid! 'just don't let go!... *He starts flinging bones at the t*ntacle. It continues to pull you to the water's edge, despite being bruised.
OnionSans: eheheeeheeehehhehewww... Its almost time to play.... I loooooooove little girls...
They make me feel... SO... NAUGHTY!!!

(*Gasp* It IS the ultimate weapon! :D)
Me: Nonononononono. *Frantically kicks to try and break free* L-leave me alone ya' creep! S-stop....Stop it! *Terrified now* L-let me go! (I'm...actually afraid of water. I can't swim...'')

Me: ewwwwww! -! A-Ah?
*I answer your call.*
HOLD ON, KERRI! I'VE GOT MY STICK!! (xD YUS)
*I make my way to you, slicing through any t*ntacles that try to grab me. I get to you quickly, and cut you free in an instant.
There is slime and monster blood everywhere.*
NO ONE, TOUCHES, KERRI!!
Sans: ...'thats it! *He summons a huge gaster blaster that calmly sits in front of OnionSans' face for a moment, then it opens its mouth and unleashes a huge red beam of energy on OnionSans, detering him.* 'i'm going to have a GOOD TIME seeing you blown to dust!

Me: *Quickly scrabbles away as I'm freed, gasping* Ah....ah....*Shaken, I look up at you* B-bud?....Holy sh*t that's a bad-as* stick. (xD)

Me: Aheheh, I-I know. uwu'
I think my magic had something to do with it. x'D
Sans: . . . *Busy obliteraring OnionSans.*
OnionSans: *He shrieks, and in a wail of dissatisfaction, he bubbles back down into the water, not to be seen by us again. Sans scared him off completely.*
Sans: .... heh... what a noodle-armed wimp, huh girls?... aheh... heh... wow...' *He lowers his hand.*

Me: H-he's gone?...Ah...*Trembling, I sigh in relief* Th-thank you..BOTH of you. *I slowly stand up* Um...c-can we just g-get outta here now?

Sans: pfffffttt 'you're actually thanking me? *Thinking you're joking, he's not used to kindness like that.*
y-you're joking, right?
Me: No, silly, she's truly thankful for what you did. Don't you get it?
... well, anyway... 'y-you're welcome Kerri ouo
*I tenderly tie my wooden sword to my waist as if it were in a holder.* A-And yeah... we should get outta here.....'
*We immediately go to progress to the next room.*
Sans: .... ""thanking me... like she meant it?....""
*We walk along the path together... it seems a little wet, as if it were just raining.*

Me: I don't joke about kindness Sans -u-.
*We progress. The water droplets mixed with the water's natural red glow make everything shimmer like rubies. My eyes light up* Wooowww....It's so pretty here! Ahe. That's a nice change of pace. ^w^

Sans: ....
Me: O-Oh wow, look how pretty... OmO
Sans: *He looks up, mumbling.* Well if you think blood is pretty...
Me: Awwh wow... omo *I skip ahead around the small puddles as we approach the hallway where the statue sits under a bloody rain, without an umbrella...*
oooh....-! A-Awh, bud, look at this... *I kinda feel sorry for the statue. Some umbrellas lay in a container up ahead, knocked over on the ground by some jerk.*

Sans: *raises an eyesocket.* ...what about it?...''
Its always been like that.

Me: *Blinks and tilts my head. Something about this seems familiar to me...* .....! Ah! Hold on! *I hurry on ahead and grab an umbrella, bringing it back I open it, and set it in the statues hand* There. All better. ^E^

*The bloody rain bounces off the umbrella's curve in sparkling droplets, shimmering...*
Sans: *incredulous.* well what's the point of that, kerri, it's a d*mn stat-... ue...' *He slows as he hears the music box in the statue play a familiar tune...*
. . .
Me: a-awwh... that was nice of you, bud... >u<
The statue is happy, now!
*There are more umbrellas for the rainy path ahead.*
Sans: ...."" n-nice?...""

Me: ! *Stiffens. Staring in shocked awe* I've......I've heard this song before.....but, I can't remember from where....''' (Timelines bich! XD)
*Closes my eyes, humming along to the tune as if that would help me remember* ......."'No, IDK where, but, *Smiles* it's a nice song.....'"

Sans: .... huh. *He notices that you like it, so he stands there calmly.*
Me: Aheh, 'looks like we'll need a few umbrellas ourselves. I think its raining hard up ahead- ... ah.... *I look down to see only two umbrellas left in the knocked-over holder.*
^u^ W-We'll need to share.
Sans: ! s-share? eh, no thanks... i'll just walk solo.
*Acting too cool to share, but...
He wouldn't argue if someone wanted to share with him.*

Me: Ah? *Opens my eyes and turns* Aw c'mon. Don't wanna be seen with us? XD
Buuuuut, if it REALLY bothers you, then me and Shelby can just share one. ^e^'

Sans: 'nah.
'rain won't bother me that much, kid.
Me: 'You sure about that, Sans?
Sans: 'couldn't be more sure-!-
*It. Is. POURING rain in the next room.* . . . '

Me:......Wow. How is it even raining that hard underground?...''
So....you sure SURE about that?...'
After all. I wouldn't want the rain ruining your fluffy jacket. -w- (XD Priorities)

Sans: ... well...
*small smirk.* 'since you won't shut up about it, i guess i'll just have to 'take you up on your offer.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry. We didn't hear you say 'please' or 'thank you' ewe *I'm trying to mess with him.*
Sans: ... b-but my fluffy jacket!...
*He's acting like he can't say either.*
(PRIORITIES!)

Me: Ah, ah. SMALL steps bud. We got him to agree to it, and that's good enough for me. *I take one of the umbrellas and offer it to him* Here you go. ^u^

Sans: ...eh... *He seems happy about this, but he won't admit it.*
*He takes the umbrella, holding it a little awkwardly.*
'thanks, uh... kid...'
Me: 'close enough. x'D *I offer to share with you. x'D*

Me: Ah, you see? He said 'thanks!' :D
You just can't push it! Ahe...
Sorry, sorry. We'll stop now. xD
Okay. *I duck under an umbrella with you* Let's get moving.

*We all walk together through the rain. Sans seems to secretly enjoy our company, softly smiling as he listens to our voices. He feels a bit guilty, for wanting to k!ll us before. Just a bit.*
Me: Aheeheee >m< *I playfully splash in the small puddles as we walk.* This is great! IDC if its raining, it just feels great! x3
Sans: ...? *He seems more open to us now.* ... *smirks.* 'so splashing kerri is fun?
Me: Nuuuu I just like the puddles! x3

Me: But you're getting me all weeeeeeett. >A<
And it's cooooolllld! Buuuud, staaaaahhhp. *I inch away as far as I can, which granted isn't very far since leaving the umbrella's cover would get me stuck in the downpour*

Me: xux' I'm sorrrehhhhhhhh
.....
........ *small splashie*
Sans: 'heh, you could just 'swing on over here, kerri. *He playfully offers cover under his umbrella instead. He realizes he's being nice, however, and slightly corrects himself.*
'i mean, if its cool with you.
*nervous sweat.*

Me: *At that my eyes light up* "'He's being nice! x3'" *I take him up on that offer and hurry over* Thank you. :3
Agh. Shelby, you have to be the only person who can carry an umbrella and still end up soaked. XD

Me: I-I'm sorry, I can't help it. xux I actually don't mind it that much, though.
(Thats actually more true than you think it is. x'D)
Sans: ...*nervous smile.*
e-eheh... *He tries to hold the umbrella steady all the way to the end of the mysteriously rainy rooms. He avoids fun puddles.*
.... w-watch out for that puddle...! '''' *corrects himself.* n-not, that i actually care or anything.... *He acts tough, but he's truly a 'sans' underneath it all...
He mumbles afterward.*
'just, keeping an eye-socket o-out for you, like i said i would, ya' know?

Me: Hehehe. *Smiles. A bit proud/happy with myself to see his walls falling away* Well I appreciate it all the same.

Me: ewe eheee...
Sans: 'y-you, appreciate it?...
wow, 'no one's ever said somethin' nice like that to me in a long time.
.... so... *His eyesockets soften.*
'thanks.
Me: ewe oooooh eheheeeeeeeeeeee
*We come to the end of that part, where there's an umbrella bin, knocked over, but full of umbrellas people never bothered to move to the first bin where we started. There's a sort of cliff in front of us on the path that we could easily climb together.*

Me: ^u^ Ah....I, guess we're done here. ...*Looks up at the cliff*.....We're, going to need to work together here...

Sans: *After he puts the umbrella away, after all the rain, he playfully shrugs.*
'if ya' wanna do it that way, then sure.
*winks.* 'but i could always throw you up there.
*His eye and hand glows.*
'who's going first?
Me: SANS, DON'T YOU DARE!'''''
We'll help each other up like normal people!! x'D

Me: Eep! I-I agree! P-please don't throw me up there! I, I don't think I could take it...''
Let's, just handle this normally...Umm...*Looks up* If we get one person up there, they could help pull someone else up. So, *Looks back* who shall go first?

Me: ...I'll go, Kerri. 'Just give me a leg-up whenever you're ready. ouo
Sans: 'heh. 'we would'a been done already if i threw you two up there, ya' know. 'just a few broken bones are nothin', i get 'em every day.
*He mumbles something afterwards about Papyrus.*

Me: Awwwwww, Sans...... D:
Well.....if you GENTLY lift us up, that'd be another story...but for now...*I kneal beside the cliff, interlocking my fingers together, ready to help you vault up* Ya' ready bud?

Me: I'm ready!
*I do a little prepatory movement, then I swiftly use your leg-up to help scale the wall, almost like an as.sasin, I hang there for a moment before climbing up, rolling over the top.*
p-phew... thanks.
*I reach down for you.*
Come on, bud. Its your turn.
Sans: *mumbling.*
.... *He just warps up there behind me.*

Me: Whoa! That was so cool! :D
Okay. My turn! *From my crouched position I turn and jump up, grabbing ahold of your hand. I use the wall as well as you for support, climbing up and over* Phew....ah..We did it!

Me: Great. ^u^/
Now we can continue on!
Sans: .... yep...
*He seems to have just finished sending a text message...*

(Sans. You better not be traitoring. D:<)
Me: Yup. So....umm...*Talking to you as we walk ahead* Weren't there a bunch of bridges ahead, or something?...''

Me: Y-Yeah... a bunch of entertwined bridges, with two 'floors' of bridges...
.... it might be a long walk.
*We approach that area... a bridge stretches out before us that expands into darkness...*
Sans: what?- oh.
'yeah. 'undyne doesn't come around here, so you two should be fine walking through. *LIES.*
(TIME FOR SOME ACTION!)
*Meanwhile....
Undyne is actually there, hidden.
... She's texting ANOTHER skeleton to come right away without Sans knowing.*

(Godammit Sans!)
Me:...Are you sure about that?...''
*Cautiously steps forward* This place just seems.....off to me....

Me: Y-yeah.... a-are, you sure about this, s-sans?
I-I... *I'm very uneasy.*
Sans: awh, 'don't be a bunch of baby-bones!
'this is the home-stretch!...
*He playfully shrugs, shaking his head.* h*ll, if you were plannin' on wimpin' out, you should've told me earlier.
'come on, we'll be fine.
*He walks ahead.*
(DunDunDunnnnn)

Me:.......*I wait then follow behind. I'm afraid, but I trust him....* (So. When shall we bring the new guys in?)

Sans: 'come on, kid. *He walks closer to you. When you're wearing regular-sans' jacket, you just look like two sans just walking along...
I lead the way.*
(Right. Now.)
Me: .... !- *I watch in terror as huge red spears come up from the floor, breaking holes in the very bridge as if to spook us to run forward.*
Me: R-Red spears? *I keep my balance as the bridge shakes.*
Sans: o-oh no. *He's trying to act surprized, but its very fake.*
'looks like i was wrong...'
so, well. 'how's about i get you out of here, kerri?
*He's offering to save you.*

Me: M-me?! B-but what about Shelby?! I, I can't just leave her behind when th-this is happening! (You got it. Wait...did Undyne tell him we were humans? 'Cause that'd change things XD)

(Well. He said something specific to Undyne describing ONE human coming her way.)
Sans: 'forget her, kerri.
.... 'lets just get outta' here, you and me...
*He starts to move ahead with you anyway, pulling you away from incoming spears.*
Me: K-Kerri, i-its Undyne!!
*I instinctively flip my white hood up, focusing on dodging.
A lot of spears seem to be thrown my way.*
U-Ugh!
*I call out bravely.*
S-Show yourself, Undyne!! S-Stop playing with us! *I stand with a fierce determination.*
Sans: ... ""stupid kid. ....""
... 'there's no time to argue, kerri.
*Undyne approaches...*

(Ah. I see.)
Me: !! N-no! Don't m-make me leave her! A-anyone but her! *I grow frantic. Desperatly pulling against him in an attempt to get back. I turn to see you* Shelby! Just, h-hold on, I-! *Cuts off as suddenly, a figure DOES approach you, but it's not who you expect...* (Good thing you put that hood up. You're still f-ked though ''xD)
Papyrus: ? WH-WHAT?...*He looks at you in confusion* WHAT ARE 'YOU' DOING HERE?

(I am so f*cked. x'D)
Me: !!- *My soul/heart quickens in beat as I freeze, struck with fear.*
P-Papyrus?! *I dare not turn around, for fear of him seeing my face.*
I-I... I-I was just passing through...
Undyne: *She approaches in her black, spiky armor, holding a crimson spear. Her coloring has changed to red rather than blue. She looks fierce, and angry. She faces me directly.*
LITTLE HUMAN PIECE OF SH*T!!
'THOUGHT YOU COULD GET PAST ME!!?!
Huhuhuhunuhuhueeee... well H*LL NAW! THIS ENDS HERE, DIPSH*T!
Sans: ! ... *He looks surprised to see his brother there, almost deathly afraid. His plan seems to be backfiring, if he can't get you to flee with him.*
k-kerri, j-just come on! 'they found her out, she's de.ad meat!
Me: *I stand there, tense.* ...
(I'm so deaaaaaaaad)

(Yyyyuuuuup. It was nice knowing ya')
Papyrus: WHAT?!?! *His expression contorts to seething rage* YOU. YOU THOUGHT, YOU COULD MAKE A MOCKERY, OF THE GREAT PAPYRUS?! *A row of sharp bones materialize behind him, aimed to strike*
Me: S-Sans no! I can't! I can't leave her! She's all I have! *Hysterical and on the verge of tears* Sans please! I-I can't.....I can't.....go without her.....

(AHHHHHH)
Me: !! N-NO, W-Wait!
*I whirl around, but pure terror grips me at the sight of Papyrus ready to strike me. Everything slows down as I try to think of something to say to him.*
I-I never meant any disrespect!!
T-Truly!... I really admire what you do, I-I meant everything I said before in Snowdin...
Still, Y-You're even greater than my words.
I-I only lied to you about my identity...
...
B-But its t-true... I-I'm human...!
.... I-I'm, just... a human...
*I look up to Papyrus, looking innocent and scared. I prepare for the worst.*
... *I speak with pure honesty.*
I, find it kinda admirable... a-and kinda sad...
.... that, I'm going to be finished by you... the one monster I admire the most...
*I cannot look away. I decide to remain brave in my final stand.*
Undyne: Papyrus! ... What are you waiting for!?! K!LL IT!
Sans: n-nght... *His eye-socket twitches at your emotions.* k-kid....
*He may act...*

(BUDEEHHHHH!)
Papyrus: ! YOU-...*Twitches. A part of him almost looks, reluctent, but he quickly pushes it aside* THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU! *He launches his bones like spears of his own* (I'M SORREHHH!)
Me: Sans...please.....I..I can't be, all alone again..*Whimpers. I'm crying now* Please....Why...why did they?....*Sniff* Shelby.....I...I'm so sorry!

(TmT)
Me: *My eyes widen* K-KERRI!! *I cry out despirately for my Papyrus, crouching down with my hands covering my head.*
P-PAPYRUS!!.....
.......
......... ?
*After a giant clank of bone, two longbones forming a crossbone float over me in a sort of shield, I look up nervously as if I were a doe just shot at in a peaceful forest.*
Undyne: WHAT THE H*LL!!?
Sans: ... *His hand and eye are glowing as he trembles, moved by you, but he looks up and out to them.*
F*CK OFF!.... i saw that human first!... 'thats MY k!ll!

Me and Papyrus xD: WHAT?!?!
Papyrus: BROTHER?! OH NO NO NO. YOU STAY OUT OF THIS. THIS HUMAN IS 'MINE!' 'NO ONE' CROSSES THE GREAT PAPYRUS AND GETS AWAY WITH IT. THUSLY, 'I' WILL KILL HER, YOU HEAR ME?!
Me: S-Sans?.....*I nervously look at him* "'Is he.....helping her?....'"

Sans: ssh! *He promply pulls your hood over your head.*
... papyrus i'm sick of you treating me like a d*mn wimp all the time! i lured it here, so i'm going to k!ll it!
Undyne: If YOU wanted to k!ll it, then why haven't you ALREADY, DUMB-A$$?!!
Sans: .... *coldly.* 'cause i wanted you two to watch me do it. SO NO ONE WOULD DOUBT ME ANYMORE!! i'm f*cking sick of it!
Me: . . . *I sit there, not wanting to fight...mumbling.*

... I-I didn't.... m-mean to... ,umu,

Me:....*I look worried, not sure how this will turn out*
Papyrus:....*Long moment of thought. He chuckles* YOU KNOW WHAT, WHY NOT? *He steps aside, presenting you to Sans* YOU WANT TO KILL HER SO BADLY? THEN SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO.
Me: *Softly* S-Sans?..What're you d-doing?...

Me: *Soft scared sigh.*
...""t-these monsters... a-are deciding.... h-how I'm gonna'....""
Sans: *He mumbles back to you.*
'just don't show yourself for ANY reason, ok?
....i'm gonna' fix this d*mn mess i made..'
*He calls out to them.*
FINE! but you better not try any funny-business bro, or i swear i'll-!
...'
*sighs.*
'just back off. 'give us some room, here, ok?? *He shoos Pap. xD*
Me: S-Sans... *I feel like I'm in another fake-fight scenerio. I steady my hood.*

Papyrus: I DID BACK OFF! DON'T ORDER ME AROUND! *He still takes a step back for good measure xD*
Me: Hehe...."'Oh Sans. What are you up to now?...'"

Me: ... S-sans, w-what are you doing?.... *My soul flashes onto the fight screen.*
Sans: 'get ready, kid.
.... *He raises his hand in a pose as it glows. He winks at me.*
Me: . . . *I shake my head, sighing.* "" Here we go again...' ""
. . . OH- J*SUS-
*Bones start ripping through the floor in random places around me. I jump around as if my feet were on fire.*
NU! NU!! NU!!! NOT LIKE THIS!!''''
Undyne: HAHH!! LOOK AT THE F*CKING HUMAN!! SHE'S DANCING AROUND LIKE AN IDIOT!! >xD *She starts to laugh.*

Papyrus:.......*Slowly shakes his head* REALLY SANS?...''
CAN'T YOU TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY?...
Me: ! *Eyes widen in fright* B-bud.....

Sans: can't you just shut up and watch, bro??''''
*He gets distracted. He doesn't notice that some bones punch through the floor around Papyrus' feet as he looks at him.*
Me: ACH! AH! AGHH!.... Ah? *I breathe for a moment. I appear to have some new tears on my pant legs.* ....''''''
Sans: ! 'keep dancin' human! *He starts to fling some bones at me.*
Me: !'''' *I curve my body to dodge, trying to not tear my hoodie.*
.....
*The footing around me and Papyrus lightly crinkles from the weakened wood.*
(>/^/< Bonding!! Time!)

(Ah. I see. eue)
Papyrus: IF I HAD EYES, CONSIDER THEM APTLY ROLLED. (xD)
Me:.......! *I notice the floor* Oh...oh no....Sans....*Warningly* S-stop.

Sans: *He doesn't listen.*
oh, 'go polish your pretty armor or somethin'!
*He sends more bones through the floor, unknowingly punching holes through the wood around Papyrus. Eventually, the weight of his armor causes the floor to break in a small circle below his feet. Surprisingly just an arm remains above the surface of it, but he's so stuck there that it becomes hard to move.*
!''' PPPFFFFFFTTTTTT HA!!!
*He points and laughs, stopping his attack.*
om.f.g, b-bro, l-look at y-you!!
Me: *I breathe heavily, standing in place. I look alarmed as I hear Papyrus fall through the floor.*
w-what?... w-what happened? o.o'
Undyne: OOOOOOHHHHHH *She can't stop laughing at all this. She bends over, laughing painfully. She and Sans don't seem to care that Pap is stuck.* >x'P

Papyrus: *Rage xD* SANS YOU MOTHER F*CKER! HOW DARE YOU! YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE, DIDN'T YOU?!
Me: ! *Gasps* Papyrus? Ah....Nononono...this is just like before! Bridges ARE evil!

Sans: *He falls over laughing, rolling on the bridge, crying hysterically.* n-no, bro, i swear, i-it just-
... happened.
PPFFFFFTTTTT
Undyne: MORONS!! L-LOOK, L-LOOK, YOU!- HAHHHHHHHHHH!! FUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUU!
Me: *I look at Papyrus. I don't seem to find this funny.*
Ohhh...
You meanies! He's stuck in there and you're laughing?! s-shamefull...
*I'm afraid to approach the raging Papyrus, but I get close enough for him to notice me. I sit there patiently, timidly, wanting to help...*
P-Papyrus... a-are you, ok?
Can you move?... *Besides his arm and skull.*
*The wood around Papyrus softly crinkles/splinters.*

Papyrus: *Growls, then turns to glare at you* DO I LOOK 'OKAY' TO YOU?! HONESTLY. *Grumbles* THIS IS HUMILIATING....'' *He struggles to free himself*
Me: ! B-bud don't go over there! It could break!

Me: B-But I can't just leave him here, w-what if he falls!?
... I c-can't, let that happen... even to this Papyrus...
...
P-please, Papyrus, don't struggle, y-you might fall through!...'
*I inch a little closer, carefully, listening for weak spots in the wood. I look genuinely concerned.*
Sans: PPFFFFT 'stuck' in there.
'shamefull' HAA!! *He rocks on his vertebrae, laughing so hard right now.*
Undyne: HUHUUUUU *She laughs so hard she can barely breathe.*
YOU IDIOT, G-GET, YOUR LAZY A$$, O-OUT OF THAT- hole!! >xD
A$$-HOLE!!! xwx

Me: Oh would you two just knock it off? This is serious!
Just....be careful bud.....
Papyrus: THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?! JUST STAY HERE?! STAY OUT OF THIS! *Stubbornly ignores your advice* (Dammit Pap XD)

Undyne: ITS SO FUNNY, THOUGH! WHEN DOES PAPYRUS EVER GET STUCK LIKE THAT!?! ITS HILARIOUS! TuT
Sans: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH *Sans-laughing.*
c-can't-s-stop-!
*Its as if something were tickling his rib bones.*
Me: P-Papyrus, please.... *I speak in a gentle, understanding tone.* You're stuck, and whether you like it or not,
Just listen to me...
...
I want to help you.

I know, you don't like me at all, and you don't have to...
but, I just want to help you get out of there...
... *I reach out my hand towards him, cautiously.*
please, just let me help you...
,O//^//O, /
t-they're not even looking...

Me: *Sighs* Honestly, you two?...''
Come on....
Papyrus: *Prideful* I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. *Turns away* NOW GO!

*Sans and Undyne continue uncontrollably. They like making fun of Papyrus.*
Me: ! ... *Spark of determination.*
I WON'T!!.... I'm not leaving you to fall, Papyrus! Stars like you are too great to fall right out of the sky!-W-Wah!
*Suddenly the hole around Pap widens, splintering off. He sinks a bit more, up to his torso. I keep my hand extended towards him.*
I-I c-can't, l-let you, d-die.... I c-can't... p-please, P-Papyrus...
y-you can't get out of there by yourself...!

Papyrus: ! NNGH.....*Turns back to you. His expression hard* YOU SPEAK OF THIS TO NO ONE. YOU HEAR ME? OR I WILL TEAR YOUR SOUL FROM YOUR CHEST. *He reluctently takes your hand*
Me: ! omo Come on bud. You can do it!

Me: *For a moment, I look at him in shock/disbelief.*
a-ah... !- *I suddenly feel the wood splintering beneath us both, and I snap back to reality.*
I promise...
*I offer a small smile as I grip his hand tightly, a look of determination replacing my despiration.*
It'll be just between you and me.
O-Ok! *I start to tug as hard as I can without hurting him.*
C-Come on'Pap, lets get you out of there! *His body starts to move up...* C-C-Come, on!! *I am very determined to help him.*

Papyrus: ! *Blinks. He actually didn't expect you to be that strong xD* ....RGH. *Wiggles. With your help he manages to slip his other arm out, which he then uses to help pull himself up onto the bridge*
Me: ! *I turn away. Not wanting Pap to know that I saw you help XD*

Me: A-Ah? *I tumble backward, sitting down tiredly after pulling him up* Aha! ^n^' w-well that was quick...
...
*my face becomes more concerned as I instinctively, gently sweep the wood pieces off of his armor* .... Y-You're not hurt, are you?
*I can't help being nice to him as the others are clearly distracted/dying of laughter.*

Papyrus: *He waves your hand away. Standing up to dust himself off* I AM FINE. AS FOR 'THOSE TWO.' *Whirls to Sans/Undyne. Insert thunder and lightning here xD His eyes blaze a bright red* YOU TWO, HAVE EXACTLY 5 SECONDS TO START RUNNING. *Pointed bones float around him, ready to strike* STARTING NOW. (Sh*t RRUUUUNNNN! XD
It'll also give you some more alone time with Pap eue)

(FEAR THE GREAT PAPYRUSSSSSSS)
Sans: w-wha! OH! OHHHHHHHHH!! *He scrambles to get up and make a run for it. x'D* 'gottago,byekerri,ohhhhhhsh*tttttttttt!
Undyne: FHUHU?! OH! OH CR*P!! *She starts running the other way in her armor, yelling.*
SANS, YOU MORON!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!
Me: *I sit, ever so short compared to Papyrus. Looking epic below the thunder xD* omo'
(Papyyyrusssss xwx)

Me: Umm...o.o *Terrified* Sh-should I run too, o-or?...Ahhhhhhh. SAAAANNNNSS! Wait for meeeee! *I unessicarily run after him XD* Your bro's scarrrryyy! >A< (I want mai Sans goshdangit! Sorry for abbandoning you ''xD)
Papyrus:....''' *Once we're all gone he sighs. Recalling his bones* ....RESCUED. BY A HUMAN NO LESS.....'
UGH. IT'S DISGUSTING...AND YET...I SUPPOSE, YOU WERE A GOOD LITTLE PET, WEREN'T YOU?

Sans: ohsh*tohsh*t- gah... a-ah...'
*He plops down on the snow, suddenly sleeping. Z's float up from him in a cartoonish way.*
...zzzz....
Undyne: *She beats it. x'D*
Me: ? *I look up to him, folding my hands neatly in my lap, listening thoughtfully.*
... I .... I did what I thought was right, Papyrus. I'm just glad you're alright... umu
^u^ *I offer a smile up to him. I still don't get up, even though the stability of the bridge is disrupted.*

(Snow? We're in Waterfall XD)
Me: Ah?! *Skids to a stop*.....Really Sans?..''
*Sighs. Plops down beside him* "'Heh. Guess he really IS a 'Sans' after all...."'
Papyrus: ........I SEE. *Glances down at you*...YOU SHOULD, GET OUT OF HERE. BEFORE ANYONE DECIDES TO COME AFTER YOU. *He's giving you a chance to escape...*

(Whoops. x'D)
Sans: *Laying on the ground, then. xD* zzz... om.f.g...
*He rolls over, looking up tiredly.*
...*softly.* 'you... still... followin' me around, kid?...
Me: *I tilt my head. I whisper.*
You're... You're sparing me?
...I-I...
*I try to shift my legs to get up.
My pant legs are in tatters from sans' attacks, my legs being bashed and bruised underneath.*
I-I don't know how far I can make it... l-like this...
but...
*I look up to him, still trying to get up on my own.*
B-But... I'll try... ^n^'
t-thank you, for giving me a chance....

Me: Ah. Y-yeah....Your bro was being real scary, ah I, really hope he doesn't murder Shelby. omo''
Still.....Umm....Are, you okay?...
Papyrus: YES. THIS IS INDEED A RARE ACTION ON MY PART, SO I URGE YOU TO TAKE IT.....*He looks down at you, seeing you struggle*......''
CAN YOU EVEN GET UP?...'

Sans: 'eh.
i don't know what he'd do.
...'all i know is, i'm tired as h*ll.''
..... 'but seriously, why are you followin' me?
...don't you hate me? at ALL??
Me: I'm very grateful, P-Papyrus...
Even, when I'm a human...-! a-ah...*I sit up to hug my legs. They hurt.*
I-I just need a minute...' *I meekly smile up at him.*
I-It, looks like I really took a beating from Sans...' ^n^'''
He's, really strong when he wants to be.
A-And so are you... omo *I look feeble, but happily determined to try to get past it.*

Me: *Tilts head* Why would I hate you? You, saved Shelby's life back there, even if you did attack her afterwards...''
But.....*Softly* you're not as bad, as you think you are. You....you're TRYING to be better, and I *Smiles* I respect that. Still....*Suddenly serious* you ever attack Shelby like that again, and I will kick your non-existant a$$. (XD THERE'S the 'hate')
Papyrus: SANS BARELY TOUCHED YOU...'' (UnderFell logic) AND YOU STILL GET THAT BADLY INJURED? I THOUGHT HUMANS WERE STRONGER THAN THAT, CLEARLY I WAS WRONG. ...*Sighs* THE ONE TIME I SPARE SOMEONE, 'ONE TIME', AND THEY CAN'T EVEN ACCEPT IT! AGH, COME HERE! *He offers you his hand out of frustration XD*

Sans: a-aheh.... 'gotcha... xux
.....'thanks for believin' in me... annnd all the other mushy-gushy stuff...' *He's trying to be nice.*
Me: *My eyes glitter at that*
a-ah? OmO oh Papyrus...
*I tenderly reach up for his hand, my fingers curling into his.*
Still .... Thank you...
'.*'OmO'*.'
*My words are sincere.*
Thank you so much...

Me: *Gasp. Mocking being shocked xD* You're, THANKING me?! Omg, you must be delirious! ......Hehe, *Smiles. My expression softens as I speak honestly now* you're welcome. So, if you ever feel down, just remember, I believe in you. -u-
Papyrus: ! *Turns away. He's not used to being thanked* JUST GET UP.

Sans: 'heh, you bet. that little run tired me out just now....'
'papyrus f*ckin' snapped.
Me: N-No really... *With a gentle heart and increasing determination, I pull myself up with his help. As I stand there with him, I tilt my head as I feel my soul suddenly start to shed expanding petals again, activated by a sensation of kindness.*
I really appreciate you doing this... *My hair lightly bounces as I feel my magic activating. My legs seem to glow as the wounds seem to self-heal. As I hold Papyrus' hand, a sort of healing warmth can be felt if he were open to it. Its as if a wave of healing items wash over the body all at once, in almost a tickling manner. I feel it, and I can't help but smile.*
... o-oh... *I finally notice that its my magic* ah, heh... 's-sorry, I have, very little control over when this happens... ^n^''

Me: *Laughs* Well I can't really blame him. You WERE a bit of an a$$ XD
Hehe. Just go on to sleep, I'll watch over ya'. Um, unless you'd rather me leave of course.
Papyrus: ? *He looks back over. Curious now* WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU, HAVE MAGIC?...

Sans: 'm-me? an a$$?
*snickers.* h*ll, you know i'm a BAD-a$$, don't you?
'anyway.
he looses it like that all the d*mn time.'
Me: a-ah? *I look up to him.*
O-Oh, my magic...
Yes, I do. .... apparently. ^n^''
I really don't know too much about it all yet... I-Its all, so new... umu
*From the ground, little weeds start to grow up into the tears in my pant legs, and delicately weave around and into them to stitch the holes together again. They root into the jeans themselves to go with me.*
B-But, as far as I can tell...
my magic is related to plants... omo *The little white flower bud on my head appears again. It slowly blooms before him.*

(whoopsies)
Sans: 'leave ya'! h*ll, if i got you along this far, you think i'm just gonna' give up and!- . . . zzzz... *He plops down again, prone to sleep episodes.*

Me: !....pfff, hahaha! *Laughing fit* Well, I'd say you DID just give up. xD
Hehehe, adorable. -w-
Papyrus: I SEE THAT.....*He kneals down. Appearing to be observing the vines rather closely* ......THEY ARE...MERGING WITH YOU....HOW STRANGE. PLANTS AND HUMANS...HAVE A CONNECTION?....

Sans: *He breathes tiredy in an exhausted, light snore.*
ugghh....zzzzz'.....
Me: I-I know... but... I feel like... they want to help me... as if, they have a consciousness...
*The weeds tighten their hold to tightly hold the pant holes closed. Little wildflowers start to bloom on the vines, along the mended tears.*
.... O-Oh, Papyrus, look at this.
*I turn to take my wooden 'stick' off my belt. I hold it with both hands, the wooden blade on my palms.*
I equipped a tree branch, but then... w-we were attacked by a strange, yellow octopus-monster back there, that had a head like an onion, a-and...
s-suddenly, the stick turned, into this... when I needed it the most... omo
*I hold it out to him, harmlessly.*

Me:......Hmm. *Small smile with a light sigh. I rest my head on my knees and stare off, acting as a sentinal of sorts*
Papyrus: !?! *Jumps up and back in alarm, but relaxes slightly upon seeing you mean no harm* YOU HAD THAT THE WHOLE TIME?! *Incredulous* WHY DIDN'T YOU USE IT?! YOU COULD HAVE DEFENDED YOURSELF!

Sans: ....agh...
*After a while, he sits up, looks at you, then rubs his head.*
gee... 'you meant it, when... you said you'd watch over me, huh?...
'you're too nice to me, kid.
Me: ... *I thoughtfully nod.*
I could have used it, but...
I decided not to. *The bloom on my hair sheds a stream of flowing petals.*
.... Before, when I needed it...
I, had to h-hurt a monster, to save my friends... t-that octopus-onion-monster, i-it, grabbed my friend Kerri, by the leg... and t-tried to pull her into the water...
Sans, was with us then.
H-He was trying to help by pulling Kerri away from the water... b-but...
He was getting pulled in t-too...
....
So then, I decided that I needed to use this... to save both of them...
... and I succeded...
..... but... I don't, want to hurt anyone Papyrus...
N-No matter what happens to me.
*I still hold it out, if he wants to look at it. The wood looks alive... the leaves on the holder gently wave.*
I... didn't want to hurt Sans...
Or you...

Me: *Shrugs* Not like I had much else to do. You're my guide here after all. 'Sides, had to make sure no one attacks you in your sleep after all. u.u
Papyrus: SANS HELPED YOU?! BUT HE, JUST ATTACKED YOU NOW?....AGH. ......YOU DO REALIZE, THAT SORT OF MENTALITY WILL GET YOU KILLED. KINDNESS MAKES YOU WEAK, AND WEAK MONSTERS, OR HUMANS, DIE. THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS. AND IF YOU KEEP GOING THE WAY YOU'RE GOING...YOU'LL FIGURE THAT OUT.

Sans: ...'guide? .... *He nervously smiles.*
... 'i'm gonna be honest with ya'...
.... i'd call myself a delivery-guy if i were you, after what i almost just pulled...'
Me: *I innocently shake my head, clasping my hands in a neat fold. I speak gently, lowering my head...* Papyrus...
Thats the very path I've decided to take... despite the encounter when I needed this wooden blade... despite the hatred monsters have against me, no matter what I might do...
*I look up drammatically, my soul burning with determination.*
I've decided, to walk the road less traveled by.... to be kind, and gentle... defensive, if need be done... but never, ever, hostile...

I'd rather be friendly to every monster I meet, and give them a chance to change...to forgive...
I'd meet their hatred, with hope...
I-I mean... W-Who decided, that humans and monsters couldn't be friends, anyway??
I believe there is good in every monster...
*I show a kind expression, smiling.*
and I believe in you... Papyrus...

Me:........*Looks down* Why, did you do it? I mean, if you wanted us dead so badly, why not just kill us yourself?....I.....*Softly* I trusted you......Heh....maybe I am too nice.......
Papyrus: *Coldly* I BELIEVE THE HUMANS STARTED IT WHEN THEY WENT TO WAR AND THREW US DOWN HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. .......YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED HUMAN. WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAT?

Sans: ...'heh... 'thats, the thing... *He slightly turns away from you.*
'down here... nice monsters, or nice people... get k!lled. they get picked off too easy.
...
at first, i did it... because i thought i'd abuse your kindness and get you to trust me, just enough...
so i'd lead ya's to undyne, then pull a double betrayal-k!ll, so those f*cking jerks would actually respect me a little more.
...
......
but.
.... 'i couldn't go through with it.
... i couldn't...
....
so yeah'... *he sits, hugging his knees-bones.* go ahead, hate me for tryin' like everyone else does. I get it.
(vvv)

Me: *I remain calm, and sympathetic. My path is clear.* .... I'm truly sorry this happened to you, and the other monsters...
I feel horrible just thinking about what humans like me have done...
But...
If humans like me started this cycle of hatred....
...
then I'll do everything within my power to try to end it.
*I don't seem to be concerned with my own life being at risk.*

My life... is nothing to you, to me, or other monsters, Papyrus...
I know this.

Yet.
... I have the determination to live, only, for my friends... for others looking for a candle in the dark...
I live to give them hope... to give monsters hope...
maybe a new perspective...
hopefully... a brighter future...
Where humans, and monsters live together, happily.

.... I'd only let myself die... for a future like that...
... Not, more war... or more hatred...
.... so please, understand...
.... I am weak.
...... but thats ok...
...
...If I die, I'll die, trying to be strong for everyone else...
And thats fine with me.

Me: *I look up and over at him* Sans.....*I decide to comfort him. I scoot closer and gently wrap my arms around him, my grip weak enough that he could pull away if he wished* I don't think I could ever hate you, not truely. Like I said, you, seem to be trying to change, and...I think that's amazing. Ahe, so don't worry, I still, have faith in you. ^u^
Papyrus: *He regards you for a moment*......YOU'RE, SERIOUS ABOUT THIS? HEH, I'M NOT SURE WHETHER TO CALL YOU STUPID OR BRAVE. I GUESS BOTH WILL SUFFICE. THIS IDEA OF YOURS........ PROVE IT TO ME. *He takes a few steps back. Almost in a battle stance* SHOW ME WHAT YOU ARE MADE OF HUMAN! (Ohhh, here we go baby! Win him over! XD)

(AHHHHHHH I WANNA JUST WALK UP TO HIM AND HUG HIM SO BAAAAAAAAAD)

Sans: e-eh?... ' *He sits there, secretly liking it, so he fidgits only a little...
but then, he sets an arm over you too...*
.... 'kid... 'why the h*ll do you like me so d*mn much?
...'you don't have to answer that.
*He gently pats your back...*
(AHHHHHOWSHALLIDOIT??OHGODDDDDDvvvvvvvvvv)

Me: *soft gasp.* Papyrus...!
*My eyes widen at this chance. I try to convince him that coexistence, isn't so bad.*
... Papyrus... I believe in you, in sans, in everyone, I believe in this world!...
let me show you, let me prove that there's a better way... starting with us...
*I face him with open arms, taking a step towards him. Wildflowers grow at my steps as white petals flow all around me.*
There is a better future out there..you just have to desire it..
please..
*I speak gently.*
Papyrus..
I welcome you with open arms...
Let us find kindness, in friendship... and show others a vision of peace...
...
We could eat spaghetti together, go on adventures, build snow-monsters, watch tv, have fun snow-ball fights, and sleep-overs and stay up all night long...I'd be willing to do it all with you.

W-We can help each other find the kindness in everyone's souls...
I want to be kind to you, I-I want to show you that there is goodness out there...in humans and monsters alike...

(I s*ckkkkkkkk TmT)

Me: Heh. It's a long story. Involves multiple timelines. But c'mon! How could I NOT like you? *I nuzzle into the fluffy part of his jacket* You're awesome!
Papyrus: .......THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO? YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PROVE ANYTHING THAT WAY! WORDS ARE ONE THING, BUT ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER! *He almost seems to be, encouraging you* 'PROVE' IT TO ME! SHOW ME YOUR RESOLVE! (Do it! Hug the skeleman! I promise he won't kill you XD)

(SKELEEEEEEEEEEEHUGGGG)
Sans: t-timelines?-w-what! *Trying to act like he doesn't know anything about that.*
h-heh, eh, 'crazy-talk...
.... *nervous smile.* 'you, uh, really like to cuddle, don't ya', kid? *He's not used to cuddling.*
Me: *I look shocked for a moment, but then, I understand. Instead of thinking of something to say, I go with the feeling in my heart/soul.*
....
*Barely a whisper.*
'P-Pap...
*I suddenly bound towards him, wildflowers and petals following my stride. When I reach him, I can't help but look up and smile. Then, Without another word, I embrace him, hugging his armor as tall as I can reach.*
(Thats what I was afraid of, but AWWWWHHH TmT PAPYYYYYYYRUSSSS)

Me: A-ah! *Quickly withdraws, looking worried* I-I'm sorry! D-did it bother you?....
Papyrus: !? *Papyrus is confused* WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?....*He's not used to being hugged* ....IF YOU'RE TRYING TO SUPPLEX ME, IT WILL NOT WORK. (XD)

Sans: 'e-eh?? 'w-why'd you stop?-
*He didn't mean to make you think it bothered him.*
.... u-uh...
.... 'can i try....*he turns to you.* to... t-to... u-uh... (cuddle)
.... *He looks so nervous that he can barely finish a sentence.*
(xD)
Me: *I speak in a calming voice.* No, Pap...
*I look up to him, resting my hands on his armor, pleading him to kneel, because he's so tall.*
Come here.... Pretty Please?
I-I can't reach you... >m<

Me: Oh, my god. "'He's adorable! >u<'"
Ahaha. Of course you can. *Smiles* Go right ahead. I won't bite.
Papyrus: ? WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?....*Strangly he obeys, knealing down so you're both on the same level* (Are you gonna do what I think you're gonna do? eue)

Sans: u-u-uh...a-aheh-h...
*He's trembling, thats how nervous he is. xD*
s-so, i just.... do.... t-this?
*He leans closer to you, taking it slow.*
....a-a-and, then... *He finds his skull to be very close to your head. xD*
(MMMMMMMMMMACTIONSSPEAKLOUDERTHANWORDS)
Me: *I giggle, then look up to him...* .... o/w/o
*I lean foward, to lightly kiss his 'nose'-bone before retreating to hug him evenly in a light embrace. x'D I nuzzle his armor side to side while resting to him, wondering if I 'proved' anything yet. xD* <3

Me: Aww. Hehe. *I tilt my head slightly so our foreheads touch* Just do whatever you feel comfortable with. x3
(OHHHHHHHHHHHHH ewe)
Papyrus: *Surprized 'nyeh' XD. Stiffens* DID....DID YOU JUST?...*Really not sure how to react*

Sans: ! o-oh-h?... w-well, u-uh...
.... ah....
*He seems to be in a sort of trance as he moves his skull to lightly 'nuzzle' your nose.* l-like... t-t-this...?
(MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM)
Me: ahe! x3 *While he's close to me, I reach up to hold his skull in both my hands, sliding from the back of his head to his cheekbones. I gently rub his bones with my thumbs in a headrub, showing him various kinds of affection...*

Me: *Wide grin. Softly blushing whilst giggling* Holy sh*t you're adorable.
(It's supah effective!)
Papyrus: !? WHAT ARE YOU- *Cuts off. Despite himself, he actually relaxes at your touch* (I figure all Papyrus' are sussectable to head rubs XD)

Sans: a-a-adorable!?' ... *he shakes his skull, shrugging.*
o-oh, what the h*ll...
*he cautiously sets a hand over one of yours, reaching his boney fingers between yours to entertwine them.*
m-mm...m-mmm.... *He can feel a growing desire to get closer...*
Me: Yessss Papyrus, yessss.... *His cute little 'nyeh's encourage me further, to rub his head in little moving circles while I delicately kiss his cheekbones every so often.*
(Welp. Imagine somebody walking in on either of these situations. x'D)

Me: Ah.....*My expression softens. I scoot a bit closer to lean against him. Despite this being a different Sans, I've missed this closeness...* Is this okay?....*Still holding his hand*
Papyrus: WH...WHAT ARE YOU....DOING, TO ME?.....*His eyesockets close. Small sigh* S-STOP IT.....*He feels vulnerable, a thought that scares him...* (Omg. Sans would probably die of embarassment and Pap would just kill whoever it was XD)

Sans: 'i-i'm open... f-for more of this... w-wow...!
*He sighs lightly* ohh-h...
*he speaks very softly to you*....kerri, 'baby... 'just show sansy' what you want... *his other hand strokes your hair.* what you're achin' for... and i'll make it happen'...
Me: shh... *kissie* shh... *kiss, kiss* I'll keep you safe... *after rubbing his cheekbones with my thumbs for a while, my hands slide so my other fingers begin to do the work methodically around his skull, working out all the built-up tension, as I take a sigh of a breath, turn my head, and gently kiss the surface of his teeth...*
(x'D omgggggggg)
(Yup x'3)

Me: ! 0///0 *Deep blush, I duck my head in embarassment* D-don't say it like that! Ahhheeh...>m<
I-I'm fine, with just th-this.
Papyrus: !? *His eyes fly open at that. He stares at you in stunned bewilderment* (What're you doing?! XD)

Sans: 'aheh-heh... *winks.* 'you got it.
*He wanted to see your reaction. xD*
(pppppffftttttttttt- xp)
Me: *After that, just I remain close to him, rubbing his head with every available finger. I whisper to him.*
....do you truly, want me to stop?... *I rub his head tenderly...*
(I like Papyrus too much. x'D)

Me:....*I realize that. Mutters as I bury my face in the fluffy jacket again* A$$hole....
Papyrus:.......*Long pause before he reluctently speaks* ....NO.....HOWEVER....YOU HAVE..MADE YOUR POINT......NNNH...*His bright red eyes half close. They seem to have taken on an almost warm glow* (Holy sh*t, you broke him xD Congrats)

Sans: a-aheh.... *Despite everything, sans, as a sans, still tries to mess with you in a cute way.*
mm... *He pets your back as he rests his head on your jacket furr. xD*
Me: >m< ""yay! I win!! ""
awwh Pap'... then, you can have all the head-rubs you'd like... u/m/u
*My hands continue, for as long as I can stay awake while being with him.*
(Gee, I'm good at breaking Papyruses xD BUT YUS I GOT UNDERFELL!!)

Me:......mmm...*Relaxes. For the moment, I'm almost forgetting this is a different Sans*
Papyrus: .......*After a moment he shockingly takes your hand, moving it to a specific position on his skull, pressing down before letting go* HERE. DO IT HERE. (We should make a checklist. You gon' break ALL da' Paps XD)

(Next: Dancetale Pap x'D)
Sans: .... so, you, uh... wanna'... check on, your friend, or... somethin? ... ya' kinda, just, left her with papyrus.
Me: O-Oh? *I'm surprized to see that he wants more. He could've pushed me away at this point for being an obsessive/crazy fangirl.*
right here...? *I start to mas.sage the area with my fingers.*
gee, you're really tense... but don't worry. *I offer a kind smile.* I can fix that.
I'll do this for as long as you'd like... ^m^
( #MUSTBREAKALLDAPAPYRUSES)

(YUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS eue)
Me: ! *Realization. Sits bolt upright* Oh sh*t, oh sh*t, I messed up! She could be dead! Ahhhhhhhh! *Gets up and dashes down the path* ByeSansseeyoulater! Fuuuuuuuuucckk!
Papyrus: (You fail to realize that this Papyrus LIKES being obsessed over XD) AH...YES. *Closes his eyes and tilts his head forward* RIGHT THERE......

Sans: ! w-wait, kid!...'
w-wait for me!!!
*He stumbles to get up, shuffling after you.*
...''' *mumbles.* geez, if i had kept my big teeth shut, i woulda' got more cuddle-time...'
Me: therrrrre.... there it is....
*I continue gently with every effort to please him anyway. xD*
... ahhh.... I adore you so much, Papyrus... >/m/<

Me: Sorry Sans. Can't wait for anybody! I'll be quick! I just gotta-?! *Skids to a stop as I see the scene before me* Wha?...Oh....OHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Really Shelby?...Even him? *Actually more impressed than anything XD*
Papyrus: WELL OF COURSE YOU DO. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD KILL TO BE IN YOURRRRRR *Small moan of pleasure* POSITION RIGHT NOW?

Me: aheh, I could only imagine.... >m<
*I continue to rub him all around that area even before Sans appears, gently working my fingers to the curves of his skull.*
I'm so lucky... ohhhh Papyrus, you handsome dare-devil, you... >/m/<
Oh-! A-Ah-hah, h-hey, K-Kerri! x//x I was just, um, getting to know Papyrus. x'3
Sans: 'gods, you run fast for a human-!! *He covers his teeth to stop himself from making any more sound as he silently gasps at the scene.*
""Ohhhhhhh. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. MY GOD.""
..... heheheheeeeeeee.... *MadSansGiggling initiate.*

Papyrus: ! *Immedietly pushes you away. Glaring daggers at me/Sans* YOU.
Me: !! Eeeeeeee! I-I didn't see anything! Mum's the word! Yup, nothing happening here! PLEASEDON'TKILLME! >A<

Me: ! *I suddenly look distressed, gasping in fear.*
P-Papyrus, p-please! *I come to your aid, holding my arms out protectively as I stand in front of you.* P-Please, don't hurt them... ,OmO, A-At least not Kerri! *I plead for you.*
Sans: *Uncontrollable Sans-Giggling.* ohhhhhhhohohooooo.... *He takes the opportunity to hide behind us.*
*snickers.* sup' bro. >:3 'liking humans lately, huh?
Me: .... Ok, sans, you're digging your own grave.'
Sans: 'nah... *He shrugs nervously, in a goofy way as he sees how threatening Pap looks.*
'come on, pap... i-its me, your bro!...' aheh...'

*A bone whizzes by, narrowly missing Sans' skull* (Probably due to him hiding behind us at the last second XD)
Papyrus: SHUT YOUR MOUTH! LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK AFTER PROTECTING THEM EARLIER!! *Reffering to what you told him before*
Me: Aaaah! Okay! Oooookay! Let's all just calm down for a moment here. N-no need to start anything.

Sans: w-whoah, bro! 'take it easy!!'''''
Me: ... *I clasp my hands, finding the inner strength and temperance to react.*
Now, Now, Papyrus...
*I take a deep breath, acting stern.*
.... If you hurt either of them, then you will force my hand.
.... *I look solid; unshakable.*
.... You won't be getting any more 'you-know-whats' from me.
(BAM! THREATENS THE HEAD-RUBS!!)
Sans: OOOOOHHHH!.... *whispers.* ...wait, kerri, what's she talkin' 'bout?....''''

Papyrus: ARE YOU, THREATNING ME? *He almost looks amused* HAH. AS IF I'M SCARED OF YOU. YOU'VE ALREADY STATED BEFORE THAT YOU WOULDN'T ATTACK ANYONE. SO WHAT, PRAY TELL, WOULD YOU EVEN DO?
Me: *Whispers back* I have no idea...''
Just, let Shelby do her thing...

Me: ....Alright. I've heard quite enough.
*I act very miffed. I cross my arms, and slowly turn my head away to ignore Papyrus entirely.*
... No more head-rubs for you, mister. Threatening a woman, my best friend? Threatening your own BROTHER??
....
I'm sorry, but I will NOT reward such shameful acts.
*If he likes attention, then I can only think to take it away as a punishment.*
Honestly, a skeleton of your prestige would never do something like that.

The Great Papyrus I know would never stoop so low!
* #ToughLove*
Sans: *He can BARELY contain his chuckling.*

Papyrus: ......FINE. *Crosses his arms, won't admit that that actually DOES bother him* GO RIGHT AHEAD. IT'S NO SKIN OFF MY BONES. ....! *Realizes that was a pun. Immediate disgust with himself XD* DAMMIT!
Me: Pfff- *Covers my mouth to silence my giggles*

Sans: *He leans to you, giggling softly.* ohhhhhh, my god. 'this is too much.
Me: ..........
... Very good, then.
*I hide a satisfied smile as I turn to you.* K-Kerri...!
*I can't help but hug you. Its been a crazy night.*
Sans: ...ahehh... eEe'
h-heyyyyyy bro', i didn't think you had puns in you. *With a nervous sweat, he comes out from his hiding spot.*

Me: Ah! H-hey bud. ^e^
*Hugs you back* You doing okay?
Papyrus: *Deathglares his bro* DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

Me: I-I'm fine. ouo'
A-Aheh, I guess I can't stop befriending Papyrus..ses? Papyri? .... a-anyway....
How are you? Has Sans been bothering you?

Sans: c-come on bro, i was only kiddin' around!...' *nervous shrug.*

Me: Haha, nope. Where you can handle Paps' I have my way with Sanses. ;P
So no troubles on my end xD
Papyrus: ......*Silent. But he appears to have calmed down now*

Me: Isn't it strange?
Every sans, every papyrus we've met so far...
we've, befriended them. omo
W-Wow... when you think about it, it makes me wonder...
h-how many sans and Paps there are out there.... omo
a-and if we'll ever make it back, to our sans... our papyrus...
Sans: .... bro, 'real-talk me.
.... 'what are we gonna' do about these two humans?....'
undyne'll k!ll 'em.

Me: Yeah.....Makes me wonder how many 'Kerri's' and 'Shelby's' are out there too...Agh, it's all so confusing...''
*Sighs* I just wanna go home.....
Papyrus: *Shrugs* WE COULD ALWAYS KILL THEM OURSELVES. AT LEAST THEN WE COULD GRANT THEM A SWIFT AND PAINLESS DEATH.

Me: speaking of...
.... H-How are you feeling?... Are you still feeling a magic-block?....
*Error!Sans gave up on trapping us here after we befriended the skelebros, with a face-palm. There are only minor glitches in your powers, but, they're at least usable.
If we decide to go... we risk encountering the big error himself.*
Sans: y-you, bro.... 'you would give them that mercy?....
'guess i would too if it came to it...
.... 'but, uh.
.... 'they're not that bad to hang out with, either.

Me: ?....Huh. Now that you mention it, my soul does feel a bit....lighter....Yeah...I think, *Wide grin* I think I could do it! We could go home!
Papyrus: OH...OH MY GOD. *Facepalms* YOU'VE 'BEFRIENDED' THEM, HAVEN'T YOU?...'

Me: Y-You mean it?? OmO OMGGGGGG!!!
*Error!Sans will be waiting.*
Sans: 'b-befriended 'em!... heh!'
'well.
....'i like the blonde one, 'not the other one so much.
'kerri is cool with me any day of the week. B3

Me: Yeah. ^E^
Sh-should I try now?...
Papyrus: *Suddenly defensive* AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE OTHER ONE?! ..ERM, *Tries to save himself XD* OTHER THAN HER BEING A WEAK, LITTLE HUMAN OF COURSE. HONESTLY, HOW YOU COULD CARE FOR EITHER ONE IS BEYOND ME.

Me: A-Ah... *I look back to the skelebros, feeling guilty.*
W-We, should say goodbye... first... omo
Sans: *Playful 'eye-brow' raise.* 'Ya sure about that, bro?
heh, i still like the blonde one better. i mean... 'look at her, she's reeeeeal' pretty, even for a weak sissy human.
*He tries to see how much Papyrus likes me.*
even though they're not much, kerri beats shelby by a landslide.
'looks, charm, strength, magic, 'everything. *He narrows his eye-sockets. He gave all his evidence.*
....'better.

Me: Ah. I guess.....
Papyrus: *Glares* YOU WISH. THE OTHER HUMAN IS CLEARLY FAR SUPERIOR! NOT ONLY IS SHE CAPABLE OF MAGIC, BUT SHE HAS A WEAPON AND MANAGED TO CONVINCE ME NOT TO KILL HER! IF THAT DOESN'T PROVE HER SUPERIORITY, THEN NOTHING WILL! (OMF.G XD)
Me: Wait, are they..arguing?...About US?! *Incredulous*

Me: uhhh.... o///o
>m< *soft squee.* O-Omg, is Pap defending me? OmO
Sans: *Challenge accepted. Que Bonetrousel in the background.*
WELL kerri told me she can use some magic, too.
PLUS, kerri convinced me not to k!ll her wayyyyyy before you knew either of them even existed, so she's faster, AND real' good at cuddling. shelby can't top that!
try to beat that, bro! >:P
Me: *I look to you, covering my mouth to hide a giggle.* >m<'

Me: U-uhhh...*Blush. I'm not used to being so openly complimented* W-wow....
Papyrus: *Objection! xD* ANYONE COULD EASILY CONVINCE YOUR LAZY A$$ NOT TO KILL THEM WHEREAS YOU KNOW I AM NOT SO EASILY SWAYED! THAT PROVES HER MANIPULATIVE SKILLS ARE GREATER WHICH IS A MUCH MORE USEFUL ABILITY THAN 'CUDDLING'!
Me: He has a point there. (XD Should we stop them?)

Me: L-Logically speaking, but... I-I don't, really think of myself as 'better' than you, bud. omo
Sans: *slightly offended.* 'bro, you've gotta be kidding me!!
'you'd like anybody who'd praise that giant ego of yours.
'manipulative is right!
kerri is NOT manipulative, at all. plus she's skull-over-heels for hawt-bones like me. B3
YOU scare your human too much, and she's a flat-out wimpy cry-baby! >:U kerri. is. awesome-er.
(xp idek)

Papyrus: *Short gasp followed by an angry growl. He looks almost ready to strike* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Me: *Seeing that this may turn to violence I decide to intervene* Okay! That's enough, break it up you two! Look Sans, I'm fl-flattered really, that you think I'm worth fighting for, b-but this is unnessicary!

Me: boys, boys! omo T-There's no need for this...
Sans: >B] *He crosses his arms.*
'nope. i said it.
Me: H-Hey, Hey...! You two are brothers!... you shouldn't say such horrible things to each other!
Sans: its the truth, though! i swear!-
Me: Sans, thats not nice!
What if one day, you lost Papyrus, and that right there was the last thing you ever said to him???
The last thing he'll remember about you?!
Sans: u-uh...-
Me: It'll haunt you! You'll never get to say your sorry, either! You'll have to live with that for the rest of your life.
Sans: ... *constant pout/annoyed face.* ....'
Me: Sans, I would apollogize this instant if I were you.
Stop bickering... umu
.... *I go to Papyrus, looking up to him to try to calm him with some soothing words.*
Papyrus... its ok, Sans is going to take that back. *I look behind me.*
AREN'T you, Sans?
Sans: . . . *Grumpy pout face.
He mumbles something.*

Me: Hehe. Bud, I appreciate you stepping in, but don't you think you may have went a TAD bit overboard? ^e^''
Papyrus:.....*He looks down at you with a look similar to admiration. He's happy you sided with him xD* YOU REALLY 'ARE' THE BETTER ONE.
Me: Oh no! Don't you start that mister! No one is better than anyone here!
Papyrus: SAYS YOU.
Me: Papyyyrus. *Warning tone* None of that. Shelby. Make him stop. (xD)

Sans: *mumbles* 'heh, 'pot's callin' the kettle black.
Me: *I look up to Papyrus to see that glimpse of admiration for the first time, with sparkly eyes, then I look to you to remind me that I can't let this slide. xD*
""....maybe I did, bud...""
*I look back to Papyrus.*
P-Papyrus... Thank you for saying that, but...
To be honest, I'm not concerned with being better or worse than anyone. ^n^''
You two don't really have to prove who is better between me and Kerri, anyway...
....Really... *I smile up to him.* Its up to us, to prove our worth, to you.
Sans: ... *He kicks the dirt, looking down with a nervous sweat.*
... nnnnmm...
..... 'bro, i, uh... *He rubs his head nervously, holding the back of his neck.*
... 'didn't, mean, some'a the... things i said...

Papyrus: !? *He looks at Sans in pure amazement* ARE YOU, APOLOGIZING?! .......DOES THAT MEAN YOU RECONIZE THIS HUMAN AS THE SUPERIOR ONE?
Me: Papyrus! What did we literally JUST say?!
Papyrus:........*Sighs* FINE. THEN I TWO WILL CEASE IN THE RANKINGS. IT WAS POINTLESS ANYWAY, SINCE WE ALL KNOW WHO THE VICTOR WOULD BE.
Me: Aggh...'
Fine, whatever, close enough...''
Are we all good now?

Me: OmO A-Ah? O-Oh, my...
Sans: *nervoys shrug.*
....'sure, whatever.
...
*mumbles quietly.* 'in your dreams, bro.
Me: W-Well, now that we're all ok now...
We, need to tell you both something...
Sans: ... what?...' 'spill the beans, kid.
Me: Its, about... where we really came from, and, where we're trying to go. omo

Papyrus: *Tilts head* YOU MEAN THE SURFACE?
Me: Ah, no. You see we're from a..another timeline.
Papyrus: TIMELINE?
Me: *Nods* Yeah. It's like, a parellel world. And...we need, to go back now...
Papyrus: *Silent for a long moment* .....I SEE.

Me: T-To, explain it...
Its like... every choice you've made, could have had different outcomes... Humans call that the "butterfly effect."
Every outcome continues in a different parallel world...a timeline... in an endless variety of universes.
Therefore...
There are, believe it or not, different versions of both of you through-out time...
.... You see...
We, get along with each of you very well individually, because...

Kerri, was very close to our version of Sans... a lazy, friendly comidian wild-card in blue thats always around to brighten the mood or act epicly...

While I was very close to our version of Papyrus... an adventure-loving, positive, and enthusiastic perfectionist in orange that loves puzzles.
Sans: ....w-what.... t-the f*ck....
I'M A COMEDIAN IN ANOTHER TIMELINE???? w-wow...'

Me: Hehe. Exactly. Although it's quite interesting how drastically your personalities can change in each timeline. Its like you're not the same person at all, when really you are.
Papyrus: THERE ARE, OTHER VERSIONS OF ME? ....*Processing* IMPOSSIBLE!
Me: I can assure you that it is not. We've met them first hand.

Sans: 'y-you've gotta be skr*win' with me...'
Me: Its true, I mean...
We've met a couple different versions of you at this point. ^n^''
...We've, been trying to get back to our own timeline, but we somehow ended up in other worlds, and even here....
Sans: ....*narrows his eye-sockets.* 'you two are fixin' to leave us right now, aren't you.
Me: W-Well... we, do have to get home...
But, I promise you we'll come visit...
Maybe, we'll even throw a party for all the timelines and invite both of you to come. >m<

Me: *My eyes light up* Oh. My. God. A timeline party! That'd be so cool! :D
(Is this gonna turn into the Christmas party AU? 'Cause I'm SO down for that xD)
Papyrus:......*He actually is a bit curious about his other selves* VERY WELL. DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO. STAYING HERE WILL ONLY GET YOU KILLED ANYWAY.
Me: Aw c'mon. Don't act like you won't miss us.
Papyrus: THE ONLY THING THAT WON'T MISS YOU ARE MY ATTACKS IF YOU KEEP THIS UP!
Me: *Laughs* Noted. We'll get out of your non-existant hair then. *To you* Ready to go home?

(Yusyusyusyusyusssssssssss)
Me: ...I'm ready, ouo
.... BUT A-Awh, I'll miss you, Papyrus!! >m<
Sans: *nervous sweat.*
'what, i don't get a good-bye tackle hug, kerri?

(I'm excited now xD When can we do it?! :3)
Me: *Blinks in surprize* You, want one?...Well okay, *Shrugs then smiles* you asked for it. Tackle huuuuuuuuug! >u<
*Runs and leaps, latching onto him*
Papyrus:.....*Silent. He doesn't want to return your sentiment for fear of looking weak...*

Sans: 'h-heh, 'boy, you tackle-hug like a professional wrestler, kerri. *He smiles with his sharp teeth.*
Me: ........ oh... *I look down as a response.* ... I, see...
*I take his silence as he would not miss me...*
w-well...
it, was still... really nice to, get to know you, Papyrus...
I'll... still, miss you a lot...
Sans: *He's focusing all his attention on you.*
heh, gee, kid, you're f*ckin' strong! *He hugs you back with a tough squeeze.*
'you wrestle often?

Me: *Laughs* If you think I'm strong then you're just pathetically weak. I'm a huge wimp really. 'XD
Papyrus: ........NGH...*Sighs, then mumbles* I'LL, MISS YOU TOO....(Ohhhhhhhh? eue)

Sans: 'm-me? 'w-weak??
h*ll no!... *He likes to be dominated.*
'heh, you're still stronger than you look! >:3
Me: ! *A give a long, shocked gasp, with sparkly eyes.*
Ahhhhhh!! Ohh Papyrus, you really mean it?? (xD)
*I rush to him to hug however tall I can reach.*
>m< ohhh I'll miss you more!!! <3

(Ohhhh boy, I completely forgot to say something up there^
We can do that sometime, I just don't know when. ouo'
'don't want to leave this unfinished just when we're about to meet error!sans and Maybe another one, and of course dancetale ewe)

Me: Ahe, maybe I am. I mean, I've never fought anyone before so I wouldn't know. ^e^''
Papyrus: YES. YOU PROBABLY WILL, BEING AWAY FROM MY PRESENCE WOULD TAKE A TOLL ON YOU. STILL, *He sets a hand ontop your head, surprizingly, his touch is gentle* YOU..TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. AND SHOW YOUR WORLD WHAT YOU'RE CAPABLE OF!

(Wait. WHEN ARE WE GETTING BACK TO OUR REAL TIMELINE?! XD We have too many side ideas....>o<''
Aggggh. Okay, but at SOME POINT that party has to happen. x3)

Sans: 'really?
'course you've been in a fight, 'you've just never fought back.
'thats ok.
'some people don't know their own strength. ewe'
Me: A-Awh, Pap... OmO *I reach up to touch his hand, looking very moved by his action.*
I will... ^U^ I'll be careful, and I'll do my best to make you proud!

(DANCETALE MUST HAPPENAHHHHH!! x'D
We will! We will!! x'D
... And at the party I'll be in control of many many sanses. x'P)

Me: Yup. So...ah, I'm gonna miss you...But don't worry! I'll make sure to come and visit sometime. Whenever I get the chance. ^w^
Papyrus: YOU BETTER. I RARELY PUT MY TRUST IN OTHERS, AND YOU ARE A 'VERY' SPECIAL CASE HUMAN. *He slowly withdraws his hand from under yours* SO DO NOT FAIL ME. OR THE NEXT TIME YOU COME HERE, YOU WILL REGRET IT. ...AND YOU'D BETTER COME BACK! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME FOREVER! (xD)

(DANCETALE! Even though I can't dance ''xD
And so many Sanses. I'm half tempted to bring in the one I made, but, a party ain't really his thing...'')

Sans: i'll be countin' on you, then. 'be careful out there kid, we're not the only monsters out to k!ll humans, you know.
.... *like Sans.*
... i'll, uh... 'be rootin for ya', kid. papyrus too, in, his own special way.
Me: >m< Awwwwwwwh Papppppp!!!! Of course I'll come back to see you!... With Kerri's help of course, because, warping powers are totally her thing. >m<
... *quickly adds* I won't let you down! x3
(Ohhhh snappity-shnu
What have we got now?
ComicSans, GenocideSans, USwapSans, UFellSans, Error!Sans, (possible)Sans, Your Sans.
7 SANSESSSSS HOLY H*LL)

Me: *Nods* I'll be careful, don't worry. *Pulls back. Smiles* And, I'll see you later then ^E^
Papyrus: *Nods* GOOD. THEN YOU MAY DEPART NOW.
(XD Meanwhile there's only like, 4 Papyrus' XD
Wait...who's the 'possible' Sans?)

(We shall see if he appears. ewe)
Me: Thank you, Papyrus... umu
*I wave goodbye with a wink as I step back to rejoin you.* I'll see you soon, ok? >U<
Sans: heh... 'see ya, kid. ...*nervous smile*
.... ewe'' ""hehehhh. my bro likes a human.""

(Dang it! Just tell me! >o<)
Me: Mm-hm. *Moves to rejoin you* Bye for now you two!
Papyrus: FAREWELL.
Me: Okay. Let's do this! *I whirl around, focus, and then tear open a rift...*

(nu nu nuuuuuuuuuuuuu! >m<)
Me: Bye! >m<
Sans: .... heh. *waves.*
Me: Aheh... well, bud... lets go home. ouo
*Your rift twitches a bit while you're not looking... a different destination has been selected.*

(Come on. Don't leave me in suspense. D:
Fine. I'll just start listing Sanses till I get it. xD
Is it...ReaperSans? ScienceSans? Oh! GasterSans?...umm...MafiaTale Sans? xD InkSans? God, I'm running out here...'' Sans as a kid? xD Any of those?)
Me: Yup. I'm ready. *And with that I turn and enter the rift...*

(Nupe nupe nuuuuupe.
He may or may not even appear)
Me: I'm ready... lets mooooooove! *I walk into the portal with you.
.... *It seems like we arrived where you wanted to go...
But then it all glitches out into a black space...*
Me: !-W-What!
W-Where'd our timeline go??
W-Where are we??

(Wait. It was NONE of those ones?! WTH? Who is it? :o
.....Did you make up YOUR own Sans? XD)
Me: ?! U-umm....Bud? *I scootch closer to you, afraid*...D-did I m-mess up again? But, I swore I got it right! Wh-where are we?

(Nununuuu, its one of the 'main' AU's, sort of. x'D
Someone is very hyped to know who this is. xp)
Me: U-Uh... OmO'''
I-Is, something, messing up your magic?... E-Everything is black...
.... ! h-huh!? *Suddenly the landscape suddenly flips into squares/rectangles of data that move away from the scene of the judgement hall. The scene molds into existence around us, yet, the shadows seem blacker than ever.*
(I'm so tempted to suggest this as being like the Error!Sans Comic with the Underswap Sans/Pap. xD)
W-Why, are we... here?
.... have we ever been here...?

(WTH? I listed all the main ones! D:<
At least, I thought I did...''
Muh determination to find out XD
Is it OuterTale?....OMF.G, wait, is it UnderFresh? X'D)
Me: N-n-no! We've never been a-anywhere like this! omo
(Aw c'mon, dun' drag poor Blueberry into this >n<)

(You're verrrrrry close.
He's in the ChristmasParty Comic.)
Me: U-Uhh... omo''
... I-Is... anyone, out there?
...... H-Hello?-AH!
*Suddenly a part of the shadows walk out in data pieces, an error of a sans emerges with glitching sounds and buzzes, with yellow, red, and blue eyes, and blue tear lines extending down his black skull.*
Me: H-HOLY SH*****T, WHAT IS THAT!!
.... *I squint.*
...... S-Sans?
Sans: Heheh-h-heh. *His voice is full of clips, freezes, and pitch fluctuations.*
C-Come on... dO I REalLy LoOK like YoUr S-S-SaNs?-?-?
Me: BUD!! BUD!!!! WHATS HAPPENING?!!?
(HMMMMMMMM)

(Wha?.....*Realization* AFTERTALE!)
Me: *Gasps. My hands cover my mouth* O-omg.....You're...not OUR Sans but..you're A Sans..right?....What....what, happened to you?....(Nuuuuuuu! *Hugs blueberry close* Dun' do it! He's too innocent! >o<)

(DING! WE HAVE A WINNER.)
Me: Y-Yeah, H-He looks-
Sans: B-BBBrOkEN?
H-Hehhh-H.
I-I-IIII'm veRy muC-C-Ch a Sans-s. 'J-J-JJJJust-t not the onE YOU kNow.
Y-You-U like my LOok?
I-I-IIIIIII deCiDEd, I'd make an aP-P-PearanCe, just foR YOU.
*Massive Glitch noises. His eyes go dark with Eroor messages.*
ThIS IS hOW I NOrMALLy LOoK.
Me: *I scream, terrified of this Sans. I cover my ears.* OH GODDDDDDD BUD, NOOOOOO!! I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS!!!
(*Error! wants to play puppetmaster. You're not ok with this. xux)

(Yeeeeeaah!)
Me: *Takes a step back. Very unsettled* What, what do you, w-want with us?...(LEAVE BLUEBERRY ALONE! >A<)

Me: S-Sans, Please!! >n< T-This is not ok!!!
Sans: O-O-oh, yOu tWo lOoK reAlly SCARED rigHt nOw.
Y-Y-You s-s-ssssshould see t-ttthE loOk on yoUr FACES.
*He intent is clearly malicious.*
Me: S-Sans, d-don't hurt us, we're just trying to get home!
Sans: ... S-So y-y-yyyyou thiNk you can JJJJJJJust WARPpp arOuNd tHe m-m-mmmmmUltiVerSe a-and eXpect m-ME nOt to nOtiCE?
Me: M-Multiverse...?
B-But, W-We didn't mean anything bad! We're just trying to get back to our own timeline!
Sans: H-h-heheHh...
b-buT poOr k-k-kkERRi c-cCoUldn'T fOcUs eNoUgH to DO IT. aAaaaLL tHe wHilE, y-you TWO haVe beEn iNNNNNNNNtrudiNg iN vAriOus UNIVERSES.
.... S-ssssurpRizingLy, y-you're still ALIVE aFter alL thAt. <3
....
s-sssso nOw i'M dEaliNg wiTh thE gLiTcheS, PERSONALLY.
*He raises up a bony hand. Little blue strings shoot out from his fingers to the ceiling.*
*He winks at you, blushing blue, although looking otherwise lethal.*
Y-Y-YYYYYYYou reaDy to pLay wiTh THIS 'SANSSSSSSss'? <3
(',O/^/O,')

Me: A-ahhh...*Shudders* I-I didn't mean to do a-anything wrong! I couldn't control it! It, it wasn't my fault!....I....*I have no clue how to approach this or what he wants, so for now I decide to just try not to p*ss him off* I'm sorry....I..I didn't mean to, go to all those places....(DON'T YOU DARE.)

Sans: ... H-hhhEh. *playful wink.*
wEll iT wasN't y-yyyyyyyou EVERY time, beautiFUL. *He didn't do it the first time.*
OnCccccccE you maDe it to a tiMeliNe pLayfuLLy naMed, 'UNDERSWAP', T-THATS WhEN BuGS In THE T-T-T-TTTTIMELINES STARTED TO APEAR.
T-T-To stop the GLITches, I thoUGHT I couLD, REDIRECT, yoU to sOmeWheRe moRe... DEADLY.
Me: I-It... It was HIM???
...H-He, w-wanted to... b-but why!?
Sans: 'YoU tWo arE jusT DIRTY GLITCHES iN-NNNNNN the MULTIVERS-SSSSSE...
AAAAand...
...
YoU mUst Be DELETED.
Me: OMG HE'S GONNA K!LL US, BUD!!
Sans: m-MEEEE?
N-No. I-IIIIII hAve soMeThing, BETTER, iN MInD.
*He waves his fingers...*
(,>m<,)

Me: A-ahhhhh...*NOW I'm afraid. I start trembling* Gl-glitches? But...YOU'RE the one glitching a-around! "'Omg. This is it. This is how I die....'" (DON'T)

Sans: ah-hHehHH...
'I LoVE mY JOB.
Me: !... *I look at you, then to Sans, then down, feeling a rush of determination. I feel my soul reveal itself with yours as the fight begins.*
L-LEAVE US ALONE!!
*At that, blue sutures start shooting down from the celing, cutting the air with whip-like sounds. I look up to see them coming.*
! BUD, LOOK OUT!-
*The sutures will get one of us.
I am about to push you out of the way to save you...*
(Well if Blueberry can't be here...)

Me: !! A-ahh! *I instinctivly move to protect you, however your movement was faster and I am pushed aside instead* Wah! *Stumbles and falls over* Uff....! B-bud! (Das right. You leave him outta dis!)

*The sutures come down, wrapping around my soul instead, tightening as they slightly pull me off the ground, much like a puppet.*
Me: A-AHHH!! B-BUD!! H-HELP!!
Sans: I-IIII-I thiNk I'LLLLL-L haVe FUN sEEing hOw SHE'LL END YOU.

Me: Ah? *My eyes widen* Nononono! *I scramble to get up* I'M the one you want! Leave her alone!

Me: B-Bud!... *I try to break free, but I can't move by my own will. I am moved to a position facing you as my soul starts to activate within the binds of the sutures. You see me start to reach for the wooden sword at my side. My determination makes the movement a struggle.* I-I can't... I can't, f-fight him off!...
Sans: O-O-Ohhhhhh doN't worRRrry... I-IIIIII waNTed yOu fFFFFFrom the very BEGINNING.

yOu'LL pLaY wiTh usSSSSSS- WON'T YoU?
Y-YYYou woUldN't wAnT to mAke me... MAD.
*He fists his hand, tightening the sutures on my soul so it is squeezed...*
Me: A-AGH!! AGGHHHHH!!-ahhhhhhAHHH!-P-Pap-yrus!! K-Kerri!! *I shake my head violently as my hand rests on my wooden sword.*
B-Bud, y-you've, gotta, GET OUT OF HERE!!!
Sans: a-AAAAAAheh...
iF yOu LeaVe....I miGHt just gEt bOreD.
....ANd crUsH her sOuL to BLoODY PIEcES!

Me: Ahhh....*Shudders* But I, I can't just l-leave you! Not w-with him! I...I won't! I did not make it this far just to lose you! *Determination* I'm not leaving you!

Me: K-KeRRIIIII!! HE'LL K!LL US BOTH!!!
Sans: N-NNNNNNah.
.... I j-JJJJJJusT liKe pLaYING with aLLLLLLLLL mY neW PUPPETS! <3
*My hand grasps the sword, and pulls it forth to point at you as my feet touch the ground. My body takes a fighting stance.*
Me: KERRI, PLEASE!! HE'LL MAKE ME HURT YOU!! >n<'/

Me: Ah, ah....I...I don't care! You're...you're all I have! If I left now I could never live it down! I can't....I..I can't.....*I don't take a fighting stance but I do tense in anticipation*

Me: I-If you won't run... t-then...
t-talk to sans. I-I know you can.
If I could talk to a lethal Papyrus, then you can certainly do thii-s-! AGHHHHHHH-! *My sword starts to swing at you.*
P-PLEASE, SANS, S-STOP THIS!!! D-DON'T MAKE ME HURT HER!! *I resist enough to slow my swings, but its not enough to stop them entirely.*
Sans: HEHeH, *winks.* 'I-IIIIf you kEEp sTruGGling... thEn iT wOn'T ENd wEll for YOU.

Me: Woah! *I jump away from you* Sans! S-stop it! Why are you doing this? What are you trying to accomplish here? *Dodge* If you want me dead then just kill me! D-don't make Shelby do it....

Sans: heHHHHeh, wEren'T yOu l-LLLLLLLListening?
yOu tWo aRe juST diRty GLITCHES in the m-MMMMulTiveRse, cHanGiNG tiMELines aNd 'BEFRiendING' moNSTers yOu sHoulDN'T eVEn kNoW EXISTED.
bUt bEFoRE i dEStroY yOu, i'D LOVE tO-ooo eXaMINe yOUr 'cODe'.
sO FiGHT hEr. h-HHHHHeheh. 'BeCAuse yOu wOUldN'T-TTT waNT to FiGHt ME.
*He pulls the strings here.*
Me: BUD! PLEASE, DON'T LET ME K!LL YOUUU!! ,>n<, I-I just want to go home!! *He makes me continue to swing at you. My soul tries to rebell, glowing through the threads.*
AGH!! I. JUST. WANT, TO... GO! HOME!! *One of the threads around my soul snaps like a broken guitar string.*
(Who knows how powerful his sutures are against humans. x'D)
*DETERMINATION.*

Me: I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT ANYONE! *I continue to dodge* Not you. Not Shelby. Nobody! ......But....you're, really leaving me no choice here...And, if you're just gonna go around, killing everyone, then....I...suppose I have no choice, but to stop you.....'Cause *Fierce determination* I won't let you hurt my friends! I'll stop you in the only way I know how! (With kindness? XD)
(True nuff' xD
Oh it's on now!)

Me: T-Tell HIM, BUD!!
*Your determination empowers my own. With a near-flaming soul of expanding petals, I become immune to his threads. They simply fizzle away from me.*
Sans: *He looks thrilled.*
Ah-HHHHeh... aNd just HOW aRe yOu gOIng to do THAT, hUmAN?!
*He pulls back his sutures.*
yOUr FRIENDS cAn'T hELP yOu-UUUU HERE.
*A few red-shaded long-bones appear around him.*
Me: *I come back to you, taking your hand in a striking pose of determination in tandem.*
You will not stop us!
We have a power that you can't beat!
(THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!)
(Congradulations, we're now bronies. x'D)
Sans: oH yEAh?! 'wELL dOn't bE s-SSSSSShy. *winks like a sans.* SHoW mE yOur POWER.
*He is examining our code with interest.*
sHoW mE hOw yOu tWo haVe maNagEd to cAUSe sO MaNy ANOMALIES.

(^AND kindness. x'D)

(Actually we'd be pegasisters X'D)
Me: Hehe. Nice bud! Now then, let's show this guy the power of DETERMINATION! *My soul glows as well. Not as brightly as yours however since my timeline powers can be negated by ErrorSans* Sooo...um...*I glance at you* How..do we do this?...''

(YEP. YEPYEPYEP. Xp)
Me: .... A-Ahheh. w-well...
we, are very, Determined!... to! ... Stop this guy!... and... get... home! x'p
Sans: . . . *He starts chuckling like sans would, shrugging and shaking his head, winking.* 'ThAT S-Ssso?
Me: Yeah! u-uh... uEub Determination ForTheWin.
*We create a more playful atmosphere. Error!Sans seems to like talking to us, whether it be dire or friendly.*
Sans: P-P-FFFFFFFffft... *His threads hang loosely from the ceiling. He almost looks approachable.*

Me: Ohhhhhhhh. *Gasps in fake shock* Was that the start of a chuckle? Was Mr. Negative, LAUGHING? (Welp. *Cracks fingers* 'Bout time for me to pull out the big guns. Or big PUNS if ya' know what I'm saying. eue
Yup. pun war. XD)

Sans: hEH, m-mR. nEgaTIVe?...
AnD oF cOURse i cAn LAUGH!!
.... *He winks.* bUt onLY whEn its, pOsITiVely, f-FFFFFFFunNY! *He seems to temporarily forget that we were fighting him.*
Me: ohhhoooo! Would you 'look at that... ewe *I encourage you to talk to him, nudging you.*

(OMG x3)

Me: Oh rrreealllllllly? eue *I decide to hit him where I know it'll hurt XD* Tibia honest, I didn't think you had a funny bone in you. I mean, it ain't no fibula, you just didn't seem like a humorus kinda guy. (And so it begins XD)

(CAN I EVEN KEEP UP WITH THIS FLURRY OF PUN-ATTACKS!?)
Me: Ohhh-hoooo ""Sans, would be, SOOOOO proud right now.""
Sans: Ah-hehh-HEHeHhehhh!
wELL, i dON'T mEAn tO bE a, N-NNNNNnuMbSkUll, aNd nOt LAUGH aT pUnS liKE tHAt.
pLUs, i'M FEEling toO BONELY wiTH nO oNE elSE iN mY uNiVERse...
i hAvEn'T HeArd pUns thAT hAVe, 'RaTTLed mY BoNEs tHiS mUCh iN a LONG TIME.

(Probably since that's all I had..'xD FOR NOW)
Me: Hehehe. Well I'm glad that you got a kick outta it, was afraid that I boned myself for a moment there.
Heh, I'm still a newbie in the pun business but I do my best. I have a great coach after all. ^E^

Sans: H-HHHHeheh... 'ThaT'd bE, YOUR saNs, riGHt?
....wEll.
...iT's toO bAd i'LL delETE yOu bEfore yOu gEt anY moRe lesSons, cUtie. <3
Me: >:O *I take a deep breath. Prepare for Puns.*
OHHHHHHH
Listen here, chimichanga: if you chipot-lay one habenero on my burrit-bro -- I will crush olive your hopes and creams; you better believe i'm going to show you the 9 layer dips of h*ll, because when i'm done with you, jack, you'll know this is nacho' kind of day, because if you pick a fajita with her, ol' gordito supreme here is going to serve you a sizzling slice of quesadill-a$$-kickin' with a side of mal momento!!! >:O
. . .
*I hold my hands over my mouth after that enormous un-burritoble pun.*
""Omg, PAPYRUS FORGIVE ME!!! x'p ""
Sans: *He glitchy eyes widen before he cracks up and starts laughing, hunching over.*

Me: !! Wh-what?...*I stare at you in pure shock before cracking up as well* O.M.G. Where did THAT come from?! Holy sh*t! Ahahaha! xD
That was amazing! Wow....Wow!

Me: >m<'''' PAPYRUS I HAVE SINNED!!!
A-AggghHAHHHHHHH!! I d-don't, KNOW!!!!
Sans: .... HeH...
....
.....heheh....
*He finally calms down.*
....*he mumbles.* i GuEss i can'T dELEte tWo huManS bETTer thAn mE at pUns...
*He turns back to the shadows, messing with something there to open his 'space' in white.*

Me: Heheheh. It's okay, Paps doesn't have to know. Although I'm half tempted to tell Sans. He'd be so f*cking proud. x'D

Me: AW GEWD, I'll never hear the end of it!!
*Despite everything, we laugh together.*
Sans: . . . *He looks down before stepping back into his space.*
... pRouD.
.....hHehEh...'
*As he steps in, the world around us folds into flipping data tiles that flip to a black, blank space.*
....yOu tWo, aRe soMe wEird hUmAns.
.... nOt thaT baD, for gliTChes.
Me: W-Wait!... Sans, are you leaving us??
Sans: ...hEhEH, nAw...
i'LL be AroUnd to cHeck oN yOu tWo, iN caSe, i nEEd soMe nEw puPPets to PUn to. <3

Me: You're.....letting us go?....*Surprized* Well, thank you! But...where will we end up now? And...where will you go?....*Despite everything he's still a Sans, and I can't bear to see one sad*

Sans: . . . *he winks at you as the tiles of data flip back to erase his presense here.*
....
yOu'LL fiGure it oUt.
...
Me: ...'
.... N-Now we're, just... in a, dark space...?
*I look around. There's a lone patch of grass before us.
Above it... lies the choices of the Save screen.*
W-Whoah.........!
... What... What is this place....?

Me: What the hell?....Is this, a game?.....Umm....I guess we 'continue' right?...

Me: D-Did we break the game??? omo'
....
*There is a voice in the dark.*
?:.... nope. ...'guess you're just lost, if ya' ended up here.
see, kid. 'this place, is connected to alllllll the timelines.
*It sounds like Sans.*
Me: H-Huh?
.... i-is sans back?...
...

Me: ? *Turns towards his voice. Looking hopeful* Sans? Is that you?

Me: "" I swear to GOD if its another sans...""
*And, we have yet another sans. Its the first 'nice' one we've seen in a while.
.... But his coloring is completely red and white. A huge cut shows over his chest, while a torn red scarf flows around his neck bones. One of his eyes is covered by glitchy static, but he looks kind. Hurting, but kind.
He comes out to see us.*
w-whoah...
......! whoah!
(Idea. Feel free to take it from here.)
*When he comes out, it seems like a child is clutching his jacket, holding on cutely. She seems younger than us... very much so.
with golden hair.
...and green eyes.
...She seems very close to this sans.*
... omo' *I look at the child, then to you, and back again.*
Holy. Sh*t.
AftertaleSans: .... hey. *he playfully waves.*

(OMG I'M FRISK!? YES. JUST YES!)
Me: !....*All I can do is stare* What?....Omg....You're...."'That's....that's ME?! But, but how?!"'
?: (Need to figure out what to call her xD) ....*A few glitches line her body as well. She appears to be shy, peeking out from behind Sans to watch us intently*

(x3)
Me: A-Awwh.... Bud, you look so cute... >m<
Sans: h-heh, 'hey, kiddo.
*He reaches behind him to pick up the smaller version of you, holding her in a dear way before bone-nuzzling her forehead.*
it's ok, really. 'these two won't hurt ya'.
(x'3)
Me: Awwwwwhhhh, loooooooook! >m<

Mini Me (XD): *She giggles and wraps her arms around him. All smiles now*
Me: *I just look confused* H-how? How is this possible?...

Sans: heh, 'there's my lil' sunshine... lil' kerri-berri... *He thoughtfully hugs her, stroking her hair for a moment, then he holds her to his chest as he turns to us.*
....heh. 'i bet you're confused right 'bout now.
Me: ""TOOO CUUTEEE!"" xmx <3
Sans: i bet you two've been all over the 'joint, across time and space?...
'well. 'welcome to the center o' the multiverse. heh...
... 'course you know, i'm sans...
...and this is kerri.
... the kerri, from my timeline.
....'course, 'before it all went to the gutter...'
Me: g-geez... you look, really hurt, sans. o.o'

(OMF.G Dad Sans is killing me here! Ahhhh, too cute! >u<)
Me: Me...from your timeline?...But...she's er, I'M so young....
Mini Me: !? *Looks shocked, focusing on me more intently. Upon closer inspection her eyes are more blue than green, her hair is longer than mine too, hanging past her shoulders* ....
Me:....What, happened to you guys?...Why are you here?...

(ADORBS!)
Sans: ....'heh.
.... well. *He actually sets mini-you down for a moment, turning his attention to her first. He kneels down and pats her head.*
... now kerri-berri, 'could you go play over there for a minute? *He lets her hold his big boney hand in both of her tiny ones.* 'just for me, kiddo.
(RESIST!)
Me: awwwwwh.... >/m/<
*Sans wants to talk to us as adults.*

(You got it)
Mini Me: .......*Pouts. She actually speaks* Nu. *Stubbornly clings tighter to his hand*
Me: Ah....hehe. *Soft giggle* God, I was a sassy kid.... 'XD

(x'3)
Sans: aheh... 'awh, come on kerri-berri, 'just a minute for ol' sansy... *He waves out his free hand to summon a few gaster blasters. They nuzzle her back playfully, suggesting for her to go play. Meanwhile, he bone-nuzzles her hands.*
'pretty please with ketchup on top? go play, just for a minute, 'sunshine... sansy's gotta talk big-bones with these two.
Me: ""AWWWWWWWWWHzzzz"" xmx so cuuuuute...

Mini Me: .......*Relents* Okay....*She realeases his hand before skipping off to play with the blasters*
Me: ! She, PLAYS with those?....Man, I was alot tougher than I remember....''xD

Sans: *He speaks softly as she runs off, looking like a father watching his kid.*
'thank you, sweetheart...
*The gaster-blasters make a purr-like sound as they are dragged off to play, feeling loved.*
heh... now, uh...
'you were askin' me why my kerri is so young? ....welp'.
.... *he sighs, though still smiling.*
you didn't think 'icy' and 'tiger-x' k!lled everyone just once, did ya'?
Me: W-What!... them?...
wait........ but how could they k!ll everyone more than once?
Sans: 'cause of this place.
....and that 'determination' you humans 'got.
*He looks up to the save screen options.*
.... once they got bored, 'got all the LV they could, they reset the timeline.
'over and over...
..... and over.... to now. 'even when they got older.
....*He shrugs.* but they just reset for the last time after they got stuck in YOUR timeline.
.....
heh.
'my little sunshine here... comes from those timelines, before everything just started turnin' to genocide. 'before their very first reset.
Me: ...o.o'

Me: *Tilts head. Trying to process it all* I, don't get it. I mean, isn't Icy another version of me? So...*I look over at my younger self* wouldn't that make her, a younger Icy?...

Sans: 'bingo. 'but you've gotta realize...
every version of something comes from an original, right?
see, according to the kiddo', the true 'icy' there was like a ghost-thing telling her to do wrong. 'takin' over her.
... so eventually, 'lil 'sunshine became ... 'icy'. *He actually touches his gaping wound, feeling some memories come back to him as his eyes darken.*
... and every version after that, every reset, for every timeline... was either 'kerri', my lil' sunshine... or 'icy', a kerri posessed. older, younger, goth, punk, swapped', whatever the theme.
....
*He tries to cheer up, chuckling. He puts his hands in his pockets.*
clearly, you're a kerri, too...
*He looks out into the void to see mini-kerri playing.*
Me: ... oui. ""Thats dark...
'the kid is the one who hurt him...""

Me: P-possessed?!....Omg...Poor thing.....But..what about now? She, seems fine here, well..aside from the 'glitches.' Did Icy leave her?..

Sans: ... 'yup. 'she's fine...
here, she's an innocent...
Me: But what about YOU, sans?
You look like... like!...
.... like you're dying...
Sans: e-eh?
dyin'?
.... heh... its only a little painful.
.... its nothin'.
.... i'm, uh, very determined to hold it out... 'at least, for lil' sunshine... *His origins are cryptic...*
*The gaster blasters float around, eventually hovering back to Sans with mini-you. They cuddle up to her in a hug before sans kneels down, extending his arms out to welcome her back for a hug.* 'hey 'kiddo... 'did ya' have fun?

Mini me: Mm-hm. *She nods and happily reaches up to hug/be picked up*
Me:.....Hm. *Smiles* You're right. Her soul is pure. Hehe, you're just an innocent little angel, aren't you? ^u^
Mini me: Hm? *She glances back to look at me. Her eyes light up* Wow......*Smiles, almost in a state of awe* I'm...so pretty, when I grow up.
Me: !! A-ah...*Blushes. Flustered and having no clue how to react to that. I'm not used to compliments, even from myself xD*

Me: Aheehee x3 You ARE pretty, bud.
Sans: heheh, that's right, kiddo... 'you're beautiful, inside and out.
now come'ere, sweetheart. *He scoops her right up into his arms, gently rocking her while stroking her hair.*
.... heh, i know your sans definitely thinks so, kerri.
.... i bet you two're ready to get back there, huh?
Me: HECK YEAH!! I miss Papyyyy >m<
Sans: .... heh.
... 'error' won't bother you anymore, kerri. 'you guys could technically go whenever you want. *You have no more glitches in your magic.*
Me: 'Error'?
as in, 'Error'Sans?
Sans: 'yup.
'every sans you've met so far is different.
.... i even prefer geno-sans, myself.

Mini me: Mmm...*Closes her eyes, loving the attention*
Me: 'Geno-Sans?'.....Huh. Man, there's just so much to take in. All these different worlds, it's insane...''
Wait...we can...*Eyes light up* Omg, bud! *Excitedly turns to you* We can do it! We can go home for real now! ......But...*Turns to them* what about you guys? Why, are you here?...

GenoSans: *He bone-nuzzles his little sunshine, setting his skull to her forehead.*
... well, uh...
*He peeks over at you.*
i can't leave this place, kerri.
i'd be a goner' if time existed here. 'its kinda depressing.
.... but with my lil' sunshine, my kerri-berri... its not so bad.
so go home, kiddo'.
*playful pointing.* 'ya better spend some time with your sans before he gets too, 'bonely'.
Me: OMG I'M SO READY TO SEE PAPY AGAIN!!! ,>m<,

Me: You're, stuck here?....Th-that's terrible! I'm so sorry......Well...*Smiles* I'll just have to come visit you sometime then. Man..I've got ALOT of places to visit now. 'xD
Anywho, I..guess we'd better get going. *I turn to the side to tear open a rift before returning my attention back to them* We'll see you later then. c:
Mini me: *Opens her eyes and looks over* You're..leaving?...
Me: Yeah. Sorry sweetie, but we need to go. We'll see you again later though, okay?
Mini me: *Smiles* Okay. Bye-bye. ^w^/

Sans: ... heh... *he gently bone-'kisses' his little sunshine on the head.*
.... i'll be waitin' for you then.
'stay outta' trouble, ya' hear?...
...."" 'cause i can't save anyone, like this. ...""
Me: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh PAPYRUS, I'M COMING!! *I wait near the portal, looking in.* Lets see, hm... no glitches, no foulplay, no nuthin'! WE'RE GOIN' HOME, BABY!! WOOOO! x3

Me: Hahaha. Well, as long as I myself didn't mess it up...''
Anyway. It was nice to meet you both. We'll see you later. ^u^
*With that said I head into the rift*
Mini me: *Calls out* See you! :D

Me: Bye cutie!! *I wave to mini-you. xD Then I dive into the rift to go where you think is best.*
GenoSans: ... take care, 'kid.
*He watches the rift close behind us.*

(Can we still do Dancetale? OmO)

(But....but I wanna go home...QAQ
.....Ahh fine. I'll leave it for you to decide. Although I know nothing about dancing. 'xD)
(Umm....I guess we end up back in that snowy area? xD)
*We appear on the very outskirts of Snowdin*
Me: *Blinks*.....Hey! I got us closer this time! I'm getting better at this. x3

Me: O-Oh! *I plop in the snow, softly laughing.*
Awhhh man, its good to be back!....
At least, it looks like we're back.... omo *I look around.*
(Pweezepreezepreezepweezepweeeeeeeeeze >m<
....
I almost feel like Dancetale could be a musical. x'D)

(Well I know nothing about dancing. x'D
Just watch a video of someone doing the tango xD xD
But, if you really don't want to, thats ok OmO)

(Nonono. I'm cool with it. Just, gotta figure this out. ....Highschool Musical happenin' xD
That mean we have to sing too?)
Me: Yeah...I guess it's fully possible that I messed up again....Well...one way to find out. Les' go! *I head into the town*

(YAY!
I guess we can try to sing along x'D)
Me: 'messed up?! YOU?? No way! I- a-ah!! OMG, OUR CLOTHES!!!
*I am now in a pure white dancing dress, with a flowing, ripply br*ast cover and likewise, but longer flowing skirt that fades into watercolors of greens towards the end. Ballet shoes cover my feet with vine-like ribbons, covered in flowers.*
I... *As if magic came over me, I start singing my words angelicly.* Ah?
.... My voice...!
Ohhhhh my GOOOOO-AAAAAAAH-AH-AHH-AHHHH-D.
.... *I turn to you*
What is this feeling, friend?
Tell me you feel it, too!
This just can't be the end,
Of our long journey through!

Don't you feel it burn?
Suddenly I want to turn!...

*I stand up and twirl across the snow. My own magic converts to the world's magic of dance*
(XP lets play rhymes)

(F-ck! I'm terrible at rhyming! DX AHHHHHHHH)
Me: Wh-wha?! *My clothing changed to a purple and black dress. Somewhat puffy layers at the bottom. Black glittery ribbons wind around my arms* Why are you...rhyming?
And...what are we wearing?...'' (Please don't make me rhyme ''xD)

(x'D I WILL SING!!)
Me: *I sing my rhymes.*
I-I don't knowwwww!
But we have to go-oooooooh!
*little vines grow around my arms to create a light green lace of flowers around my lower arms, like dressy women's gloves. I hold my soul as I perform. *
My heaaaaaart, whispers eager dreams to-ooo me,
So softly to take the leaaaaad!
*I turn and jump elegantly as if I knew how to dance. The magic in our souls has shifted to the world.*
Ohooh! We'll find our way!
No matter wha-aaat they say!!
Ohhh how I missed our dear Snowdin,
Its been so far awaaaaaaaay!!
For too loooooong!!
*I twirl through town, jumping, greeting the monsters as if we already knew them.*
*Even the townspeople join into our musical through singing in the background. xD*

Me: "'W.T.F?....Okay..yeah, I messed up...''' '"
Ummm, bud?...*I trail after you, my movements are quite graceful now as well. I join your musical number XD*
What are you doing?
We need to move on.
Our home awaits us so we can't stay here for long.

We need to get gooooinng.
Now is not the time to break out into song. (Omg. We're in a Disney movie x'D)

(Holy sheeeeeeeeet x3)
Me: I can't help it!
My soul is well-lit!
Ohhh-ohhh!!
*Leaping around elegantly xD*
There's just some-thing about this worrrrrrld...
Thats making me want to twirrrrl!!...-
Monsterkid: *He jumps in front of us, excited.*
Wow, you guys are great!
I think I'd rate,
on a scale of one to awesome!
Just! So! AWEEEE-SOME!!
*Everyone joins in with a sentence.*
?: look what's come today!
?: They're so lovely, what are they?
?: Dressed in streamers, pretty things!
?: All tied up in fancy-sparkling strings!
?: Where's the skelebro's?
?: Do they even know?
????: Whats, cooooome, tooo-ooday?
(DISNEY!)

(THIS IS SO DISNEY! OMG!)
Me: Ah...Ahehehe. *Laughs*
While I do agree that this world may be fun.
Our stay here must now be done.

We have been lead astray, and our plans they cannot wait.
*I hold my hand out to you*
We need to go noooooww.

(DISNEYYYYYY)
Me: *I cover my hands with my mouth in a drammatic moment of drama.*
But w-wait!
It can't be too late...!
Ohh-whooaah-aooo, buddy!
I only wish to stay a little longer,
I just keep feeling something bigger!
Something graaaaaaaand! *A flower and vine tiara grows into my hair.*
please, my frieeeeeend...
'just a little longer here,
There is so much cheer!
Everyone's singing!
Everyone's mingling! *I plead before you.*
I beg you, my deeeeeear...
*The towns-monsters continue on.*
Monsterkid: Go? But you just got here!
?: Oh, what a thing to fear!
?: You're leaving so soon?
?: Its not even noon!
?: What a shame, too!
?: The skelebros would love to see you!
?: Yes, you two!
?: Stay with us, just a little while!
?: Have some fun, dance a mile!
????: We alllll, just lovve, to sing and daaaaance!
*They all dance around as they move around town. Some start knocking on Sans/Pap's house to encourage them to come outside. xD*

(Ai luv it!)
Me:.....*Sighs, ending my singing* Okay. Okay. But just for a LITTLE while alright?
Papyrus (eue): *He pokes his head out from an upstairs window upon hearing all the commotion* WHAT'S GOING- WAIT.....*Realization* ARE YOU DOING A SONG AND DANCE WITHOUT ME?!?! H-HOLD ON! *He dissapears, presumably to run downstairs and head out XD* (Awwww. Here he comes bro x3)

Me: YAY!! YAY!! YES!! YES!!
I'll twirl more in this lovely dress!
*dancer-poses.*
*The villagers start clapping the tempo as everyone becomes excited.*
????: Look, Look, Here he comes! Coming down to join the fun!
*The return to Singing and dancing, turning and shuffling among one another.*
Iiiiiiits not a song and daaaaaance without them in it!
Monsterkid: Look, I did a split!
*Cheers for him.*
????: Heeeeeere comes Papyyyyyrus!
ahhhhh-Ahhhhh!!
Heeeeeere comes Papyyyyyyrus!!
Me: *I twirl then stop.*
Pappy!!? Pap is coming here!
Ohhhh the skeleton I endear,
There's a dancer in him???
I'll be going out on a limb!
To bet you, bud, there's a Sans, here too!
*I join the others.* Ohhhhhh Herrrrrrre comes Papyyyyyrus...
(x3 Papyyyyyyyyyyyy)
Sans: *he catches his bro at the bottom of the stairs. He tries to sing, too, but its really monotone like he usually talks.*
hey bro, did'ya look outside?
everyone's got a grin so wide,
i'd be *winks* bona fide,
in sayin' there's dancin' far n' wide.

(OMF.G SANS SINGS TOO?! X'D)
Me: !....Pff, hahaha. *Laughs. I can't picture Sans singing OR dancing*
Papyrus: *Small glare* BROTHER, DON'T YOU EVEN START WITH YOUR JOKES.
IT'S TIME TO START SINGING AND DANCING WITH THE TOWNSFOLK.
BUT NOW IN A TIME OF NEED, I REALLY MUST PLEAD, *He holds his hands out to him* FOR YOU TO COME JOIN ME. PLEASE? (All I know in Dancetale is Sans CAN dance, but he doesn't very often, so Paps tries to get him to x3)

(Singing and jokes x'D)
Me: But what if he does?
What if he sings and dances just because,
aaaaaaand would like to dance with you? x3
????: Dance with youuuuuuuuuu
Me: *I take your hands, frollicing around in a happy dance. xD*
Come on, bud, have some fun!
Make a silly pun,
While you dance to your soul's content. x3
(I know. omo)
Sans: *shrugs* ahheh, bro, you know i'd love to,
but oh wow, i lost my dancing shoes.
*.... He's not wearing shoes.*
i'll meet you out there bro,
just save a verse for me, ya' know? eue'
go on out there, you're the star.
me, *shrugs* i'm not up to 'par.
..... *hands in his pockets.*
without my shoes, that is. ewe'

Me: ! B-but I'm no dancer! I..I don't know..how...?... *Realizes that while we're in this world I DO know how to dance*....Huh...Well that's new....*Laughs* I guess I DO have dancing shoes.
Papyrus:......*Sighs in dissapointment* OKAY.....BUT, A-AT LEAST COME OUT WITH EVERYONE. COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN! *He's back to his usual excited self as he bounds towards the door, flinging it open to step outside* NEVER FEAR, FOR THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS HERE!

Sans: .... 'ok, bro. eue'
*He actually finds some shoes, then peeks out the window, watching.*
*We dance together beside Pap's house. xD*
Me: See how easy it is!
There's no way to miss,
a single step of bliss!
Dance with me, bud!
*I twirl on my own for a bit. My dress waves in flowing ripples as wildflowers grow in the snow where-ever I step with glee.*
???: Paaaaapyrus is here!
?: Look! Everyone!
???: Paaaaapyrus is heeeeeeeere!!
Monsterkid: Hey! Hey! Did you see these two, they look so cool!
Better dancing than they teach in school! *He spins around freely.*
?: Gifted Girls!
?: Golden curls!
?: What a Fav!
?: Brunette Waves!
???: Dance the night awaaaaaaaay-yayyyyyyyy!!-
*The townsfolk quiet their singing to just a choir as everyone focuses on us. The snow drifts lightly in a fitting way.*
Me: A-Ahh! I feel so alive!!
*I leap, turn, and pose in lovely ways to the calm 'a cappella'*
A-Ah... ahhh-ahh....

Me: A-ahh....*Blushes as all the attention is on us. I'm not sure if I can live up to your moves, but I decide to try anyway. I slowly unwind the glittery ribbons round my arms, using them in a flowing dance. My movements are slower, more graceful and precise* Hmmm-hm-hm. Hmm-hmm-hm-hmmmm. *Humming to the beat*
Papyrus: ! W-WOWIE....*He stares at us, mesmerized* I'VE, NEVER SEEN ANYONE MOVE THAT WAY.
WHAT KIND OF MONSTERS, ARE THEY?

*The a cappella singing continues gently in the background as the skelebros see us for the first time.*
Me: Ahhh-ahhh... *As I move, my human soul starts to flare in growing petals. Little flowers and green sparkles drift off my arms, legs, and tiara.
I leap in front of Papyrus, posing as I see him.*
Papyrus? *I smile to him, gently blushing.* Oh, Papyrus...
Won't you dance with us?
*Twirl and do a different pose.*
I know you don't know me,
But this feeeeeling I have could be,
the start of something, Greaaaaaaat!
*I do a pose similar to an inviting bow.*
Sans: .... wow...
*He stares out the window in surprize,
as he starts to recognize,
A girl from his wildest dreams of dancing. (NARRARATOR RHYMING)*
'look at that... *he glances at me, but he really looks at you,
wanting to rondevous.*
..... that dancer out there, in violet,
'makes me want to try it...
*he rests his skull on his hand as he curiously watches you instead,
thoughts going through his skully head.*
.... toooooooooooo...

(HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT RHYMING?!)
Me: *I start to get more into it, allowing the magic of this world to take over. My soul starts to glow, radiating shades of pink. I twirl and step in graceful arcs, the ribbons flowing all around me*
Papyrus: ! YOU, WANT TO DANCE WITH ME? .....*He grins, holding out a hand for you to take* I'D BE HONORED, TO DANCE WITH ONE SO TALENTED AS THEE.
WHY, YOU'RE ALMOST AS GREAT AS ME! (xD)

Me: x'3 *I softly giggle and sigh,
moving in a few short skips towards him nigh,
the townsfolk sing ever softer.*
Youuuuuu must be the greaaaatest dancer...
A so boldly stepping maaaaster,
*Softer, aside* I, feel my heart racing faster... u/m/u *My eyes shy away from him in a blush,
as I set my hand over his in an accepting hush. (CUZ I AMMMMM XD)*
A skeleton so high as youuuuuu,
wanting to dance with me, tooooo...!
""Oh, wait, lets see-
w-what could his dance type even be??? omo''' ""
*The magic of my soul pulsates,
in the face of the perfect dance mate.*
Sans: ....whoah... ... h*ll, i won't stay here and pout.
*He stands up quickly,
no longer feeling sickly.*
i gotta check this out.
*He then makes his way to the door,
to see the dancer that made his soul soar.*
(I EAT RHYMES FOR BREAKFASSSSTTTTTTT)

(YOU'RE TOO GOOD, I CAN'T KEEP UP! 'xD)
Papyrus: *He sets his other hand on your lower back, pulling you closer with a smile* ARE YOU READY? (I know nothing of Latin dancing except it's pretty intimate X'D)
Me: .....? *I stop as my eyes rest on you two, now interested in your little duet*

Me: ! A-Ahh.... O/m/O
Ahhhh.... Yes, oh Yes...
""take me!"" >/m/<
lead me with finesse...
"" I just cannot repress,
my desire to beeeee with him,
here and nowwwwwww...""
(INTIMACY ALREADY OVER 9000)
(Just try your best. x3
I don't even know a lot about Hip-Hop for Sans x'D)
*The townsfolk look to me and Papyrus, ready to sing music for us at any tempo.*
Sans: *He walks out the door, hands in his pockets,
his hoodie over his head. He sees us and can't believe his eye-sockets,
at the sight of his bro dancing with a human.*

(WE KNOW NOTHING ''XD)
Papyrus: *He starts off a little slowly, letting you get a feel for the movements first*
Me: Ohhhhhhhh eue
Lookit dem. >m<

(AHHHH
I watched some championship dancing to help x3)
Me: A-h, W-Wowie... >m<
*The manner of my dancing seems to shift,
as I suddenly feel an uplift,
feeling the syncing of our souls,
breaking the mold of my own.*
ahe- <3 *playful wink*
*I follow his quicker, straiter steps,
making a number of different quick, intimate movements,
begging for more.*
???: Whoaaa-aaaooooooh-oh-ohhh-ohhhh!
*A monster wanting to help,
drags out a record player from his shelf,
and plays some spirited, quick Latin for our groove.
(Come on, 'Pap, its time to move! x3)*
Sans: *Protective Bro-mode.*
ehhhhhh why did my bro,
though he didn't even know,
have to pick such an intimate routine???
..... as a matter o' fact.
heh... 'they're lookin' pretty good out there in the act.
*He lazily makes his way over to you unnoticed, then he stands beside you to watch me and Pap.*

(XD Maybe I should too)
Papyrus: *Surprized look* OHHH, YOU'RE GOOD. *His movements speed up at your pace, quick and presice*
Me: Wh-whoa.....*I blink and stare, then jump as I realize someone's beside me* O-oh! Ah...h-hi. *I resist the urge to call him by name, since he doesn't know me here*

Me: ahe - <3 *After moving close with him for a while,
I extend outwards to mainly dance in quickened steps and shakes, holding his hand, in the Latin style.*
(You should. x3 Just look on Youtube)
You're really good. >/m/o
You know more than I would.
Sans: ...heh, that expression you're wearing.
.... i bet i'd be daring,
to take a guess and say,
'you know me from somewhere, eh?' eu<

(So...I looked it up and wow 0//0 Wow! xD)
Papyrus: *He grins as he twirls you before pulling you closer. Dipping you and leaning over you* WELL, YOU'RE A VERY FAST LEARNER. (I picture this Pap being bolder...and slightly seductive XD)
Me: Ah, *Surprized look* h-how did you know?

(Isn't it great!!? x3)
Me: >/m/< ah-heh, Its all just coming to me so fast...
ahh-h.... *I dip back willingly.*
I want these moments to last... <3 *I quickly step alongside him in intimate bliss.*
(OMGGGGGGGGG x'p)
Sans: 'nah. i was only guessin'.
but while you're confessin'....
'where'd you see me?
i've never seen you or your friend dancing here before,
let alone the crowd beggin' for an encore.

(It's amazing!)
Papyrus: NYEH HEH. *Chuckles as he leads you along* I HAVEN'T HAD SUCH AN AMAZING PARTNER IN A LONG TIME. WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO MOVE SO WELL?
Me: Ah, well....*Nervously* we, aren't from around here, so to speak. ....Are you...aware of timelines?....

Me: *Blush* Papyrus.... I-I, I really don't know...
but, I feel the desire to dance, with you, deep in my soul...
*I smile.* So of course, I have to keep up the pace.
*I shake and thrust my legs in a smexy way, extending out while holding his hand.
The townsfolk ooh and awwh.*
Sans: *He chuckles and winks.*
'course i do, friend.
....i guess you know a different sans, then.
........ 'that told ya' some sans-sational secrets.

Papyrus: SO YOU'RE A NATURAL TALENT THEN? IMPRESSIVE! WE NEED MORE DANCERS LIKE YOU. *He actually picks you up and twirls you before dipping you down. One arm supporting your lower back while the other holds up one of your legs. He's quite close now, his face only inches away from yours eue*
Me: Hehe, you could say that. ...So..*Subject change as I'm curious* do you dance too?

Me: Ahe...x3 hehe... <3
I've, never met a dancer as talented as you...
I love the way you move, your style, y-you're so... *I notice how close he is.*
attractive...! O//O
Sans: .... uh.... *he looks aside playfully*
i dance sometimes.
'when the mood's right.

Papyrus: !? *You can feel him physically flinch/jump nearly causing him to drop you 'xD. He stares at you, stunned, was not expecting that* WH-WHAT? *Actually at a loss for words*
Me: Ahhhhhh, I see. Hehe, until I came here I, wasn't even capable of dancing. ^e^''
It's, still a little strange, but fun nonetheless.

Me: !-Ah-heh, Your, Your dancing! Its, a very attractive routine. ^w^ I have to congratulate you.... ahh... *I melt in his hold.* uwu I really, truly enjoyed dancing with you...
*I make a heart with my fingers, looking adorable.*
Sans: wow.
....'so, there's no dancin' in your timeline?
at all??.... geez, kid, 'sounds dull.
haven't ya' noticed all the singing 'energy' around here?

Papyrus: OH....*For a second he almost looks dissapointed, but he quickly brightens back up* WELL OF COURSE! DANCING WITH THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS ALWAYS A TREAT! *He slowly releases his hold, bringing you back to standing position* HOWEVER, YOU ARE A VERY TALENTED DANCER YOURSELF. ^u^
Me: Oh nononono. We have dancing! It's just, it's something you need to learn, not just inheritantly know. Although I guess some people were probably naturals in our world too. Anyway, it's just something I never really learned...

Me: >m< Oh, you... <3
ahe, hey... hey Papyrus. *I beckon him to come closer, looking as if I wanted to tell him a secret. ewe I whisper.*
Do you know what else is attactive? >m<
Sans: well. .... *He moves his hands in his pockets, shifting in a lazy shrug.* i could always, teach ya' a few moves... *He just wants to see you dance again. xD*

Papyrus: ? *He considers it for a moment* A PLATE OF ARTISANS SPAGHETTI? A WELL CRAFTED PUZZLE? A PERFECTLY EXECUTED DANCE? .....METTATON? LOTS OF PEOPLE CALL HIM ATTRACTIVE. (XD)
Me: ! R-really?! *I look shocked, then excited* You really would?!

Me: >/m/< *I beckon him still, with a finger, for him to lean closer. xD*
Come her, I'll tell you... u/m/u
Sans: u-uh.... s-....s-sure, kiddo... *Nervous sweat.*
i'll show you some moves...
*.... He just wants to see you dance again. xD*

Papyrus: ? *Confused but he does as you commanded. Leaning down closer to you*
Me: Yay! Ah so cool! Let's do it then! ^o^ *....I just want to see HIM dance xD*

Me: ... you, of course! x3
*I swiftly kiss his cheekbones before leaping away in my balerina fashion. xD*
Sans: ah...
well. *He jumps, landing in a pose, then he just tips his hoodie to hide his eyes before they glow, and he just moonwalks cause he can near you.* how's this, kid?
(I, Must, Watch, Videos.)

(We need to do our learnin' xD)
Papyrus: ! NYEH? *Freezes, his skull burns a bright orange-red* M-M-M-ME?! NY-NYEEHHHH....*Swoons, little hearts floating around XD* (*Crosses Dancetale Pap off 'the list'*)
Me: ! *My eyes widen* Wh-whoa... :o
That's, that's awesome!

(YUSH WE DOO)
Me: >////< *I dance on my own for a while, fending off the desire to break Papyruses.*
<3 Ohhh Papppyyy <3
(AIIIIII BRAKE ALL DA PAPSSSS!)
Sans: 'heh, thanks kid. *He winks, feeling more confident.*
...*He points to you with his boney fingers, like smooth guns.*
i'm sure you've got some moves to show me, eh?

(Eeeyup. All da Paps!)
Papyrus: NNNNNNNN....<3
N-NYEH? *Breaks out of his daze as you call him* Y-YES?
Me: Ah. Well...I'm..not as cool as you...*I dance for him anyway xD My moves smooth and lithe as the ribbons trail around me*

Me: *I spin in an attractive twirl.*
ahe, You wouldn't want to dance some more, now would you? >we
Sans: w-wow, kid.... *A stray ribbon caresses his skull. xD* mm... you're... really good with those.... aren't ya?

Papyrus: *Answers way too quickly xD* YES! *Excitedly heads towards you*
Me: R-really? *Quite self-concious, but hearing him say that helped build my confidence* Why thank you. ^w^
*I spin around him, this time purposely looping a ribbon around his skull in a gentle embrace before slowly pulling away*

Me: ahe, >/m/<
Then... take me!
*I dance... waiting for him to 'capture' me into his Latin routine. xD*
Sans: ahheh... *His eye-sockets soften as he leans to the pull of your ribbons.* ...wow...
.... aheh...
*He waves his hands up and down like a wrapper, jumping back in a cool pose, dancing around you as you dance around him in infinite turns.*

Papyrus: *Without hesitation he joins your routine. Seemlessly matching with your movements, he's letting you lead this time*
Me: Ohhhhhh? *Raises an eyebrow in interest* You want to dance with me? *Laughs* Or has this become a 'dance-off' instead?

Me: ohhhh Papyrus... <3
*I turn with a wave of my arm, stepping towards Papyrus in gentle spins. I lean to his arms, beautifully fainting with an arm over my eyes before I spin away, grabbing his hand at a calm end, to lean drammaticly, waiting for him to make a move.*
Sans: heheh...
kiddo, i like the way you move...
'hope i'm not dancin' in your spotlight. ew< <3 *He shuffles around you in Hip-Hop poses and leaning stances.*

Papyrus: W-WOWIE....*Stunned until he realizes he needs to act. He pulls you back again. Keeping his one hand locked with yours while the other holds your waist. He leads you on in a series of quick steps, basically using it as an opportunity to get close to you xD*
Me: Haha, oh that's fine. I'm, not one for attention anyway. Too shy for it...*Really the fact that I'm dancing in front of anyone is quite the accomplishment xD*

Me: ohhhhhhhh Pappyyyyyy <3
*I follow his lead, leaning to him where ever possible in a romantic way.* <3
Sans: 'thats ok kid.
i don't really dance in front'a other monsters that much, myself...

....
'but, dancin' with you just now...
just felt... *His eye-sockets soften.* amazin'...

Papyrus: *Completely okay with that. He leads you on in a few more steps before stopping, staring down at you in wonderment* WOWIE. YOU'RE...AMAZING! YOU FOLLOW ALONG SO PERFECTLY!
Me: Really? Well, umm....*Glances aside with an embarassed blush* would you like to, keep going?..

Me: x3 ahe, t-thank you...
I'm just trying my best. u/m/u
*I turn to him, holding onto him lightly.*
My best, for you...
At least, ^m^ so I can give you something to remember me by...
omo
Sans: *He looks aside, blushing as well.* 'well, only if you're ok with, dancin' some more, kiddo...
with me. ... *playful shrug*
right here. ...
right now. ... ewe'

Papyrus: *Blinks and tilts his head* WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?...
Me:...... *I silently hold my hand out to him in reply. Offering to keep going*

Me: Ohh.... ohhh, sweet Papyrus... *I resort to singing again. xD*
My dancing lover,
I cannot cover,
the truth any longerrr... *Drammatic pose.*
ahhh, forgive me! I cannot stayyyy here,
*Drammatic dancing/turning/stepping*
My home lies elsewhere,
and it caaaalls to me,
as I long, to seeeeee....
*The townsfolk gasp in hushed talk.*
?: Leave? but you just arrived!
??: You made us feel so alive!
Sans: .... heh...
*He takes your hand, pressing it to his teeth to kiss it like a gentleman, before he dances with you in turns/poses as he holds your hand.*
....heh... hey kid, want a lift?
*He offers to lift you up with his magic in a romantic move.*

Papyrus: YOU....YOU HAVE TO GO?....B-BUT YOU JUST GOT HERE! .....WELL...YOU'LL...YOU'LL STILL COME AND VISIT AGAIN, RIGHT?....
Me: Ah...*Smiles and laughs* Sure. Take the lead skeleman! x3

Me: >m< Of course! Why wouldn't I?
,omo, I'll miss you... I'll miss dancing with you... and singing, with everyone. I'm so glad, that I got to meet you... >m<
Sans: heh... *he actually waves his hand to lift you and your soul up in the air in an elegant arc.*
ewe did i, lift your spirits?

Papyrus: I-I'LL MISS YOU TOO...BUT, AS LONG AS YOU'LL COME BACK THEN IT'S FINE! WE'LL SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN. ^u^
Me: Hehehe, oh my god. *Giggling fit as I'm suspended* You 'raised me up' all right. You can say I'm really on a 'high' when I'm around you. >uo

Me: Yes, yes we will. u/m/u *I lightly bow before him like a dancer.* That, I can promise you...
Sans: heheh, i bet you feel 'pretty weightless to say the least. ewe
*He lifts you whenever you go to dance by him, lifting you in a smooth arc before letting you go again.*

Papyrus: *He smiles and formally bows in return* THEN I'LL LOOK FORWARD TO IT.
Me: Hehehe. *I twirl while I'm in the air, my ribbons flowing around me* Okay, I have to admit, this is fun. :D

Me: . . . >m<
*I can't withhold the urge to hug Papyrus. I hug him anyway. xD*
You're the best! x3
Sans: aheh... 'sure is, kiddo... *He continues to dance with you like that, until he bends over to catch his breath.*
w-wow... i haven't danced, this much, in a while... ewe'

Papyrus: NYEH?!...AHAHA. *He happily hugs you back* NNNEHHHHH, DO YOU HAAAAVVE TO GO?
Me: O-oh! *Worried look* Are you okay?

Me: *I gently hug him, gently rubbing his 'back'*
I do...
... *I stare off into space behind him. Que some sad thoughtful music. *
... I left someone behind...
*I unconsciously hug him around his shoulder bones.*
a-and... I need to get back...
to make sure he's ok...
*Irony.*
... *determined face.*
plus, I can't leave Kerri... my friend in the purple dress. We're on a journey together, and I intend to see it through... to the very end.
*I shift to look to Papyrus eye-to-eye-socket.*
Do you, understand?
Sans: hah... hahh...
i'm ok, kid. ewe'
i loved dancin' with ya'...
you've sure got some moves, kiddo.
... i'm surprized my brother didn't join in. ewe' he's so cool.
*Sans is still a Sans.*

Papyrus:......*Nods* I UNDERSTAND. BUT, IF YOUR FRIEND IS THAT IMPORTANT THEN Y-YOU SHOULDN'T KEEP THEM WAITING. YOU NEED TO GET GOING.
Me: Haha. Well, you bro seemed to be preoccupied with my friend soooooooooo...yeah. ^e^''

Me: But Pap...! ,O//^//O,
... oh...
Papyrus, I...
""...he'll never know how important he is to me...""
.... *I manage a smile.*
thank you.
I'll be back to see you soon, ok?
*One last hug. xD*
Sans: h-heh... eue' i guess my bro knows a good dancer when he sees one.
*he purposely looks you over.*
so do i.
but i guess they're done with their routine now. eue'''

Papyrus: ! NEH HEH. I'LL LOOK FORWARD TO IT. ^E^
Me: O//O Ah... *Glances aside* R-right....I..guess we need to get going now, then....

Me: Papyrussssssssss I'll miss youuuuuuuuuu so muchhhhhh xmx
Sans: eh-h? go?
hheh, b-but you literally, just got here. eue' don't tell me you're leaving right now, kiddo.... .....?
*With a soft, hurt chuckle, he looks down, putting his hands in his pockets.*
.... you're serious... aren't you?

Papyrus: H-HUMAN PLEASE. I, UNDERSTAND THAT BEING SEPERATED FROM ME CAN.....NYYYYOOOOOOO! *He clings to you* I'LL MISS YOU TOOOOO!
Me: *Flinches* I-I'm sorry, but like I said we're, from another timeline and, we really need to get back to it....However, *Small smile* this won't be our last dance, I'll come back and visit sometime.
"'Man, I'm gonna be busy visiting people ''XD '"

Me: PAPPYYYYYYYY xmx
*Last-minute snuggles.*
Sans: .... heh, yeah. *he manages a smile.* i'll be countin' on you comin' to visit, then.
.... go on, kid. *he winks.*
i know your sans has gotta miss havin' a girl like you around. eu<

Me: Hehe. Well, it was a pleasure to meet and dance with you. *Short bow* And, I shall see you later. ^u^/
Okay Shelby are you- *Turns around, pauses when I see you* Uhhh....you, ready bud?...
Papyrus: *Sniffs and reluctently lets you go* O-OKAY. IT'S FINE, YOU HEAD ALONG NOW. AND, HAVE A SAFE TRIP. ^E^

Sans: heh... eue 'good seein and dancin' with ya too, kiddo...
Me: Awwwwwh Pappy!! >m< You take care, I'll see you soon... Don't forget me, you sweet skeleton, you! >m<
*I turn to you, looking sad to leave. I walk over to you slowly*
I'm alright, really... *I clasp my hands.*
I just, hate to leave them...
even if we'll be back soon...
...
I'll miss them.

Me: I, think I've felt that way about all the worlds we've visited. 'xD
Still, it'll be fine. We'll be back. ^u^
Okay. *Concentrates before opening a rift* Time to go.
Papyrus: HOW COULD I FORGET?! WHO DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?! I'LL BE RIGHT HERE WAITING!
Me: Haha. Alright. Until next time you guys. ^o^/ *Exits through the portal*
Papyrus: GOODBYE!

Sans: heh...
Me: >/m/< Ohhhhhh Bye Pappy!!!! Bye Sans! *I leap into the portal with grace. xD*
Sans: *He waves after us both in a lazy way.*

(Soooooooooo. We're back now? :D)
Me: Ah. *As usual, the portal takes us to the edge of Snowdin. I blink and look around* Well.....do you think we made it this time?....

(WE'RE BACK, BABY!!!)
Me: A-Ah? *I look around. My clothes are normal again, and I'm wearing the hoodie Papyrus made for me.*
I-It all, looks so familiar... *I feel something in my soul. A strong hope that we've come back to the right place.*
B-Bud, we've gotta find the skelebros... Its the only way we'll know.
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(Might as well start this side up. xD)
Sans: uh...................' *He groans, slouching on the couch, watching tv, looking utterly depressed, but he fakes a smile whenever Papyrus comes around to encourage him. It seems to have been a few days in their timeline since we disappeared.*
....
..... kiddo....

(YYYAAAYYY! :D)
Me: Well, alot of those other universes looked similar too...But you're right, there's only one way to find out. Let's go find our favourite bros! *Excitedly moves ahead*
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(On it x3)
Papyrus: B-BROTHER NO! *He knows that this will be the start of a downward spiral, he acts to stop it* DON'T WORRY. TODAY'S GONNA BE THE DAY! I JUST KNOW IT! I CAN FEEL IT 'IN MY BONES.' *Willeningly making puns to try and cheer him up*

Me: We've gotta get to their house, bud! >m<
*My soul flares, feeling a deep longing and sudden determination.*
Pappppy, I'm coming!!! My sweet, adorable, handsome skeleton, where are you!!? ,O//^//O,
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Sans: ....... heh.... *He improves his fake smile a bit.*
..... heh... good one, bro...
.....
........ ""... what if they're lost among the timelines...
what if they...
..... get in trouble.... and-

....""
*He stops himself there, looking down with shaded eyes.*

Me: Go bud, go! *I'm racing ahead, I can barely contain my excitement* This is it, it has to be!
Papyrus: SANS......*His spirits fall. He hates seeing his brother like this, but he misses us too* '"PLEASE.....PLEASE COME BACK SOON....'"

Me: *My soul flares in a flurry of petals as I shout, as if for help. I miss the skelebros immensely as we near their house.*
PAPYRUS!!
Sans: *His eyes stay in place as he feels a light shock/realization at the sound of our voices nearby, he wonders if he's hearing things or if we're really back in town.*
..... u-uh... 'bro, you, uh... happen to hear that...?

Papyrus: *Tilts head* HEAR WHAT?
Me: *I see what you're doing and decide to join in* SAAAAAANNNSS!
Papyrus: ?! IT...SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S SHOUTING.....FOR US?....

Me: PAPYYYYYYYRUS! />w</
Sans: ! *He takes one look at his bro, then he scrambles off the couch as he may start to move, in unison like brothers would, and he leans up to the window, crazed with the hope that its us xD.*

Me: WE'RE COMING!!
Papyrus: *He hurries to the window, peering out* WHAT IS-?! *Cuts off as he sees us and without another word he practically flies to the door, throwing it open before bounding outside*

Sans: k-kerri! *He starts genuinely smiling again, overcome with sudden happiness, he warps up to you, holding his arms out to catch you, giggling like a normal sans.*
Me: *Soft gasp of realization.*
Pappy!!! *I hold my arms out as I run towards him.*
My sweet loyal guard!!!!! >m<

Me: Ah! *Caught off guard but I start smiling, wrapping my arms around him* Omg, it IS you! I...I...god, *Sniffs* I thought we'd n-never get back....
Papyrus: SHELBY!! *He practically tackles you, sweeping you off your feet and spinning you around in a delighted hug* I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK! OH, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

Sans: k-kerri, i- *he hugs you dearly, speaking softly.*
i thought, i lost you for good...
a-and...
i'm glad you made it back here to me, kiddo... i was starting to loose my san-ity without you. ew<
Me: Pappy!! My sweet, sweet Pappy, ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! *I embrace his very skull as he picks me up, kissing his cheekbones and fore-skull in a flurry of grateful kisses.*
I missed you so much...!!

Kerri: *Realizes that was a pun* Omg. Well, I'm glad that I brought you back to your Sanses ('Senses' xD)
Ohhhhhhhh, I missed you! *Buries my face in his shoulder, muffled* I'm never leaving you again!
Papyrus: *He sinks to a sitting position with you on his lap. Frantically patting you down as if searching for something* A-ARE YOU ALRIGHT? YOU'RE NOT HURT ARE YOU? AFTER ALL, I WASN'T THERE TO PROTECT YOU, N-NOT THAT YOU COULDN'T PROTECT YOURSELF OF COURSE.

Sans: *He hugs you tight, not wanting to let you go ever again.*
i hope not kerri-berri, 'cause you leavin' me like that left me too 'bonely.' ew<
so, ol' sansy here is gonna' help you learn to control your powers.
.... would you like that, kerri?
*He just wants to help.*
Me: *Apparently, I am in perfect condition. The tears in my clothes are still mended by magical vines covered in wildflowers. My wooden sword rests at my side.*
Ohh Pappy, so much has happened...
I've got so much to tell you.
We've been to so many places, different timelines, and we've met so many monsters...!
Some were friendly, others...
were, not...
.... at first.
But, Pap...!
I'm so glad to be back here with you! >m<
.... I missed you...

Me: Oh?...*Pulls back to face him, seeing that's he's serious* Haha, yeah, of course I'd like that! You kidding me? That'd be awesome!
Papyrus: *He sighs, visibly relieved* GOOD. I-I WAS SO WORRIED THAT SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU. I JUST-NYEH? *Gasps* WHERE DID YOU GET THAT COOL SWORD?! :o

Sans: heh, sure kiddo'. i'll teach ya' some moves... ewe
here's one.
'you know, when i first started using blue magic, i'd tell myself to take a deep breath before i even think of doing anything. ewe 'it was some good advice someone told me.
.... to focus, ya' know? ew<
'but that expression you're wearing right now...you look like you've been practicing already. ewe haven't you?
'otherwise, how'd you get back here?
Me: Ohhh Pap, would you believe it was a stick before it made itself into a sword??
*At my excitement, my soul flares as its white outline expands into flowing petals.*
.... Pap, look...
*I extend my very soul out to him to see, a sign of trust.*
.... Thats another thing that happened.
I learned magic... omo

Me: Haha. Yup, you figured it out. I practiced some, I'm still not sure if it's perfect but, my magic's gotten alot better. ^u^
Papyrus: YOU LEARNED MAGIC?! *He grins, looking so proud of you. Bubbling with excitement* THAT'S AMAZING! OH, OH! SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO! PLEASE!?

Sans: heh, good job, kiddo'. i'm proud of you...
*He nuzzles his skull to your forehead.*
....
well.
'don't leave me hangin' by a 'bone' here... *He elbones you playfully.*
tell me what happened out there.
where'd you go? who'd you see? 'cause, here, you been gone for like, days. eue'
Me: Ohh Pappy, I wish I knew!... I can't really control it that much yet, but... it has to do with plants. ^v^ See?
*I motion to my torn jeans that have been mended by wild vines that travel with me, covered in small flowers.*
My soul activates like it is now, and... I
... well I can do a lot of things now. x'D
*While my soul is activated, simply touching me feels like a rush of healing items coming on all at once.*

Me: Oh man where do I begin?.....Haha. Well, let me start by saying, did you have any idea how many 'yous' there are out there? Jeez, and they're all so different too! We must've run into...*Counts* 6, yeah, 6 different versions of you!
Papyrus: OHHHHHHH. SO COOL. AND YOUR SOUL'S SO PRETTY NOW TOO! AHHHHH! I'M SO HAPPY AND PROUD OF YOU! *He sets his hands on your shoulders, then jolts as a rush of healing warmth rushes through him. Startled 'NYEH' XD* W-WOWIE, THAT'S NEW.

Sans: 'wow, 6 different sans? 'you musta been all over the timespace continuum. eue''''' i guess i didn't think there were so many more 'me's' out there.
......
were they really that different, kerri-berri? *curious.*
Me: x3 Thank you, Pappy.
. . .
w-what? w-whats new?
*I nervously chuckle, and my soul calms down to its usual state, causing the healing sensation to fade gradually to none. I apparently don't know that I can heal others through touching them. xD*

Me: Yes and no. Alot of them acted differently, but deep down they still shared your personality traits. If that makes sense...'
Like, one of them was straight up edgy and evil, but after getting through to him he wasn't so bad.
Papyrus: O-OH. *As the sensation stops he blinks as if coming out of a trance* I..I'M NOT SURE, IT JUST FELT REALLY...NICE FOR A MOMENT THERE.

Sans: e-eh? an evil sans??
.... wow, and you got through to him, too...
you, kiddo...
you're somethin' special, you know that? eu<
Me: ... Awwhhhh Come here, Pappy! *I snuggle his bones.*
I'm so glad to be back...
now we can continue our adventure together! >m<

Me: Ahe, am I? I don't, feel special.... ^e^''
Papyrus: NYEH! THAT'S RIGHT! *He hugs you dearly* AND THIS TIME YOU AREN'T LEAVING MY SIGHT!

Sans: well if you could befriend a mean-sans, then i believe you could do anything.
'isn't that somethin' special? eue
.....
.... *His eyes go dark, though he still smiles.*
that sans didn't hurt ya, did he?
Me: Awwwwh x3 I'll be right with you, Pappy.
*I reach up to my neck...*
I can feel it in my soul-
*soft surprised gasp.*
.... oh.... right.
*I shake my head, refocusing on Papyrus. I accept the belief that my locket is gone.*
Ohh Pap... ^u^ Maybe my magic will work when we go through Waterfall again, since its so beautiful and 'planty' there.

Me: Ah! *Still scared when he does that, I quickly reassure him* Nonono! He actually saved me a few times. I'm fine! Don't worry. Just a little tired, that's all. ^e^'
Papyrus: *Tilts his head, focused on your action* ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

Sans: 'geez, you must be workin' yourself, down to the bone, kiddo. eue
Me: hm? ! o-oh...
*I shyly smile, looking slightly sad.*
I....
... I lost something, on the journey...
something, very important to me..'
but... its probably lost for good.... in one of the timelines we visited....'

Me: Well I DID just warp to like, 6 other timelines...'
And in the last one I was dancing. No joke, you danced too, we danced together actually, it was fun.
Papyrus: OH NO! YOU, YOU LOST SOMETHING THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU? .......*Sudden thought* WHAT...DID YOU LOSE?..

Sans: e-eh??
m-me, dancin'? eue' whoah, kiddo...
..........
...wait, you can dance?
Me: a-ah, heh... *I smile with a hint of sadness to my eyes, touching the place where it would be.*
a locket....
*I smile anyway.*
.... I, wanted to put a picture of us inside it... for a keep-sake. ^u^ . . .
....
but, now...
...
I...
... I guess, I can't...
....
but thats ok. *I look up with a smile full of courage, a resistance to tears.*
I'm glad to be back with you, Papyrus... you're all I need.

Me: Oh Hell no. It was only for that timeline. I can't dance for sh*t. XD
Papyrus: *Sudden, wide grin* YOU MEAN, *He lifts up his scarf with a flourish, revealing that he's wearing your locket underneath* THIS LOCKET?

Sans: eheh... me too, kerri-berri. ewe'
.... you know i missed you, right?
*He nervously shrugs a little.*
you, had me worried there... when you disappeared.
.... and when shelbs left too... *he shakes his head, looking aside with a sad smile.*
..... papyrus, just....
wasn't himself for a few days.
neither was i to be honest.
Me: *I take a long, slow gasp of wonder as my slightly sad expression melts to one of pure adoration and excitement.*
Y-You had it this whole time?
Y-You, y-you wore it... while I was gone? OmO
....ohhh... o-oh Pappy... <3
*I reach my arms up for a hug, wanting to thank him immensely*

Me: I understand, and I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean to just, dissappear like that l-let alone drag Shelby into it too....B-but I can control it now, so it w-won't happen again. Promise! Ehehe, *Grins*
you're stuck with me!
Papyrus: O-OF COURSE! *Voice tinged with sadness*
IT WAS ALL I...I HAD LEFT OF YOU.....B-BUT *Defensivly*
I, I KNEW YOU'D COME BACK, I NEVER DOUBTED YOU OF COURSE, S-SO I NEEDED TO KEEP IT SAFE FOR YOUR ARRIVAL! SO, *He reaches back to unclasp it, holding it out to you*
HERE YOU GO! ^E^

Sans: .... heh.
i trust ya' kiddo.
and with me helpin' ya refine your skills, i'll make sure....
*He takes your hand in both his boney ones, speaking with a softer, more serious tone.*
i'll make sure... that it'll never happen to you again.
....
..... ok, kiddo? eu<
Me: a-awh...
a-awh, Papyrus... *I look at the locket, then up to him.*
.... Pap... *I reach up towards his hands, but instead of taking the locket....*
.... Papyrus...
.... If it helped you believe in me, and remember me, then...
*I close his hands around the locket, beneath my own. My eyes soften.*
.... I want you to have it.

Me: Mm-hm. *Smiles* I trust you too. We're gonna make a great team.
Papyrus: *Shocked* WH-WHAT?! B-B-BUT IT SEEMED SO PRECIOUS TO YOU! I COULDN'T P-POSSIBLY TAKE IT!

Sans: eheh, thats right, ol' pal ol' chum homeslice breadslice ewe
Me: Awh Pap... *I gently smile.*
If it gives you courage, Then I'd rather you wear it, as part of your battle body armor.
.... All I want in the end, is to put a picture of us inside it. ^u^
So as long as either of us has it, I'd be happy...

Me: *Laughs*
Oh my God Sans. ....'Homeslice, breadslice...' xD
Kinda reminds me of that pun rant Shelby went on earlier. Oh! I wish I could remember it all! You would've loved it!
Papyrus: WELL..I-IF YOU'RE SURE THEN, I'LL CHERISH IT AND WEAR IT WITH PRIDE! *Smiles*
THANK YOU SHELBY. WE'LL HAVE TO SEE ABOUT GETTING A PICTURE IN IT NOW.

Sans: e-eh?! shelbs, makin' an actual pun? OuO
.... i wish i could've seen that. ewe papyrus would have lost it at a sight like that. eue'
Me: >m< Awesome!
.... xD You could just take a selfie with me. x'p
But I'd love any kind of picture of us in it, whatever we choose. ^m^
! Ah! omgggggg, Pappy, can we go inside? Is there any of your famous spaghetti in the fridge?? omo .... Gosh I missed this place.

Me: Oh it was beautiful. You'd have been so proud, we're converting her Sans. -w-
Papyrus: BUT OF COURSE! *He quickly clasps your locket back on before standing, offering to help you up* LET US BE OFF!

(I've been caught up in college testing lately...')
Sans: ewe eheh, i'd love to see her pull out a skele-ton' of puns.
hehehh, just imagine paps for a minute- when he realizes she's becoming like us- eUe
Me: Awhh yay!! *I take his hand, going with him* x3 You know how much I love your famous spaghetti!

(Awww bud, that sucks D: Well, I still wish you the best of luck with it :3)
Me: Awwww, I didn't even think of that, poor Paps would feel so betrayed...Unless we convert him too. eue
Papyrus: OF COURSE, EVERYBODY DOES! *Upon reaching their house he opens the door for you, letting you go first*
AFTER YOU.

Sans: heheh... ewe
you know how he gets around puns, kerri-berri. heh, 'maybe he'd warm up to it if shelbs showed him that its not so bad, you know?
anyway, i think you should come inside. 'we could sit on the couch together like old times and cuddle. eue
Me: Awhhh Pappy, you gentleman youuuu x3
*I walk in, waiting for him to enter too.*
awwwwwwh I missed 'scenic' your house!! omgggggg it feels like its been forever....
*I take it all in. The tv. The pet rock. The notes on the wall. The stairs. The rooms. I missed it all.*

(Thank you bud. ouo I'll try my best.)

(Stay determined bud xD)
Me: *Gasps. My eyes light up*
Yessssssss. We can enlist Shelby's help! And cuddling sounds like heaven right about now. x3
So let's go, let's go! *Excitedly runs ahead*
Papyrus: NYEH-HEH! *Goes to follow you in, but stops as he sees me approaching*
HUMAN!
Me: Papyrus! ^e^ *Hugs*
I missed you too of course!
Papyrus: LIKEWISE. *Quick hug, he then affectionatly ruffles my hair*
IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU BACK AS WELL.
Me: Haha, s-stop! *Playfully swats his hand away*
My hair's already messed up enough thank you.

(I am filled with...
DETERMINATION!)
Me: Awwwwwwh Pappppyyyyyy x'3 You sweet skeleton, you!
Sans: heheh... ewe i don't mean to be 'humerus', but thats kinda cute, bro. *He makes his way over to the couch, laying down lazily.*
do i get some bone-rubs? ewe
Me: omg, I missed you guys so muchhhhhh!! >m<

(Yeah! >:D)
Me: *Shoots Sans a quick glare*
I told you to stop calling it that...'' *I still hurry over anyway, plopping down beside him*
Papyrus: CUTE? I'D CONSIDER IT HEARTWARMING MYSELF. THAT IS, IF I HAD A HEART...' ANYWAY, I'M JUST HAPPY YOU'RE BACK! I..MISSED YOU TOO...

(DETERMINATION!...
....the freakin' homework, man... TOOOOO MUCHHHHHHHHH )
Me: Awh Papyrus... never fear!
For I, am right here! >m<
I'm right by your side again... omo
Sans: heheh.... you did, huh?
sorry that i'm a, numbskull', but i believe that, i don't have any brains. *Physically.* eUe

(You can do it! I believe in you!)
Papyrus: NYEH-HEH! *He happily hugs you*
AND THAT'S RIGHT WHERE YOU SHOULD BE! ^E^
NOW THEN, *He releases you*
YOU WAIT HERE, AND I'LL GET THE SPAGEHETTI READY FOR YOU, OKAY?
Me: Hehe. All hollow in there huh? *Lightly knocks the side of his skull before running my fingers over it in a gentle rub*

(AHHHHHHH)
Me: *I sit there calmly, smiling with a positive gleam shimmering in my eyes.* Ok, Papyrus! ^m^
*I stand there, moving with a happy swing, content with the world.*
Ah.... everything is back to normal....
....
o-oh, hey! *I suddenly realize something we may have forgotten about.*
Sans: ewe' eheh, without you, i'm just 'hollow' and alone.
*He slumps back, melting into the couch with a happy expression.*
Me: h-hey, Sans!
Sans: 'sup shelbs. eue'
Me: h-hey, when we disappeared, did...
did, another two humans, possibly... take our places?...
*I can see the issue isn't important now, since everything is fine, but I was wondering anyway.*
Sans: .... *he shrugs.*
nobody could replace you two.
....
*softly as he looks aside* but, uh...
... *his reaction suggests I'm right.*

Me: ! Ah. *Freezes, I forgot all about that* Th-that's right! Did, did they hurt you guys? Or anyone else? *My expression is filled with worry, edged with fear*

Sans: .... heh... eue''' 'they tried.
....... 'but they didn't get very far.
.....
those kids, they... *he looks aside in thought.*
.... they went by icy and tiger-x.
'definitely the genocide pair from my darkest nightmares.
Me: omo ... were they evil?
Sans: evil?' heh, icy was a little insane, but... a hot insane, you know? (xD)
we were all still in hotland, 'cause, they literally appeared right after you two disappeared.
tiger-x acted like a punk, and... tried to, k!ll paps.
Me: O-Oh no! *I cry out innocently.* Not my Pappy! TmT
Sans: well, she tried to turn us both to dust, but.... then somethin' weird happened. eue'

Me: 'Hot insane'? Seriously Sans?...'' (XD I know what he means) *Sighs*
Okay, so, what happened? Obviously they didn't kill you.....

Sans: 'nope. 'somebody just dropped in and stopped 'em. ewe''
a 'humerus' skeleton like me just came out of nowhere, but he didn't look too happy. 'just determined.
'seemed like a more serious guy who had a 'bone to pick' with both o' the kids. eue'
and he did.
Me: *My eyes widen, and I slowly look over to you to confirm it.* ... omg...
""The sans we got separated from mid-warp... the first one we met when we traveled...""

Me: *I nod in confermation*
It's gotta be him. The first world we traveled to. But..by, 'took care of it' did he...kill them?....omo

Sans: well...
he fought 'em, thats for sure.
'but somehow, they started talkin'. eue'
.... then like magic, everybody started getting along. eue'
they all went back to their timeline together...
and...
i get the feeling that the kids res-
............
*He shrugs.* ew<
.... started over. 'stopped k!llin' monsters and the like.
Me: Awh sweet, a happy ending!!
.... but what about you guys?
how'd you hold up here without any version of us around after that?
Sans: . . . heh, its just been miserable without you two.
i mean, paps wouldn't even make his special spaghetti without- uh...
well.
'lets just say, he really missed shelbs. you too, kerri-berri.
'thats why he's probably making fresh spaghetti for ya's right now.
Me: !... o-ohh Pappy... ,OmO,

Me: A-aww...Well....*Wraps my arms around him in a loving embrace*
I missed you guys too! I mean, I may have been with other Sanses, but nothing beats the original. ^E^

Me: Same for Papyrus! >m<
Sans: h-heh, kiddo'... *He blushes blue, feeling loved.*
guess i'm, 'one of a kind. B/3
Me: We can't forget about all them, though...
we thought we could warp them all here for a party or somethin' sometime. x3
Sans: a-a party? eue'

Me: W-well, it was just an idea, but..we thought it'd be interesting ya' know? x3
Papyrus: OH HUMANS! *He joyfully comes out carrying two plates of spaghetti*
I'M ALL DONE! AND I MADE SOME FOR YOU TOO KERRI!
Me: Oh, yay! Thank you Papyrus. ^o^

Sans: heh... well, i'm up for a party now and then. eue'
i'd also get to meet all these 'sanses' you've been talkin' about.
Me: awwwwh Pappy, thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu >m<
*My stomach grumbles in antic.ipation.*

Me: Yay! Party time!
Papyrus: *He hands us our plates*
PARTY?
Me: Oh right. While we were gone we meet, other versions of you guys, so we got the idea to invite them all together sometime. x3
Papyrus: OTHER 'ME'S?'.......*His eyes light up in excitement*
THAT SOUNDS AMAZING!

Me: It really does! xD You've gotta meet them, we've met two other Papyruses
and omgggggg like 8 sans xD
Sans: heheh. 'wonder why there's so many 'boneheads' like me around. ewe'

Me: A-hem! There were THREE Papyruses thank you, and SIX Sanses, not eight. (XD)
Papyrus: WELL, IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH OF MY GREATNESS! AS SAD AS IT IS, MY NUMBERS MUST BE LIMITED FOR THE GOOD OF US ALL.

Me: oh, my bad... ^.^' I couldn't keep track with all the awesome skeletons around.
Still thats twice as many Sans as Papyruses x'D
And, its so true Papiiiiiiiiii! >m< You're so awesome!!
Sans: 'sansational,' am i right? ewe

Me: Haha, for some reason I have a good memory towards this stuff. 'XD
Papyrus: WELL OBVIOUSLY? HOW COULD YOU EVER FORGET US?! ^E^
EVEN IN DIFFERENT WORLDS WE ARE UTTERLY REMEMBARABLE! (Probably not a word but IDC XD)

Me: Memorable. x3 (Close enough xD)
And yes you too are.
Its good to be back. :3 Maybe now we could continue our journey together where we left off.
Sans: 'in hotland?
heh, it'll take us a while to get back there, kiddo.'
*He doesn't seem very motivated to risk loosing us to anything on the way/Asgore*
.... maybe tomorrow, or even next week, or eh... whenever. eue'

Papyrus: BROTHER. I, UNDERSTAND YOUR CONCERNS, BUT.....WE, STILL HAVE A MISSON TO COMPLETE...
Me: Sans........Hey. Listen for a sec. *Sets my hands on his shoulders to gain his full attention*
I know how you feel, after all we've been through, I don't wanna leave you guys either. But...remember what I said about breaking the barrier? Well, I was serious about that. I'm not leaving this Underground unless you, and everyone else are with me. So stop worrying, *Smiles*
I'm not leaving you again.

Sans: *He looks into your eyes with the deepness of his own eye-sockets.*
............ a-heh... *he looks aside.* 'guess i shouldn't worry too much when you look at me like that, kiddo... *He looks up with a sans-like smile.*
'i know your type. eue'
you're uh, very determined.
its just somethin' that worrying can't face up to.
'even in your expression, kiddo'. >ue 'so...
'i'm with ya'.
Me: We are never going to leave you two, ever again, you hear me??
We'll finish this together. :3
No matter what it takes.
And I'll make it to the surface, and teach Pap to drive a real car, and watch a beautiful sunrise with all of you when we get back.
It'll be great! oUo

Me: *Grins*
Now there's the Sans I know and love! *I wrap my arms around him in a loving embrace*
Hehe, we're a family now, and I'm not giving up on ya'!
Papyrus: !! *Delighted skeletal gasp at your words xD* Y-YOU WILL? REALLY AND TRUELY? OHHHHHHHH, I CAN'T WAIT!! WE NEED TO GET THERE NOW!

Sans: eheh... 'i love ya' kerri...
i really do.
...
....eue *He gently holds you.* i love ya' a 'skele-ton', kerri-berri.
Me: Of course I mean it, Pappy! x3 And I agree, we need to get there. I dunno about right-this-second xD, but we WILL get there. You can count on it. ;3

Me: Hehe. *I nuzzle into his neck*
I love you too.... <3
Papyrus: O-OKAY. SO NOT RIGHT 'NOW.' BUT WE WILL! AND I CAN'T WAIT! X3

(...
College Exams S*ck.)
Sans: 'heheh... eue 'you reeeeeeeeeeeaally love me, kiddo'? eu< 'cause you know i can't tell a 'fibia' when i say i love ya.' ewe
Me: We will!!! AWHHH PAPPPYYYYYYY! You're the Greatest!! x3
ehee, you ARE the Great Papyrus, after all.

(OMG! YOU'RE ALIVE! *Tackle hugs* And, I bet they'd be hard, but, just keep at it. You can do it! >u<)
Me: Haha. Yes I'm sure, I'm positive! No worries there!
Papyrus: NYEH-HEH-HEH! THAT'S RIGHT! HOWEVER, TODAY, THAT STATEMENT IS NOT SO. NO, TODAY, *Grins and hugs you*
'YOU'RE' THE GREATEST ONE HERE! ^o^

(omo I'm not dead.
...I'm on break for the summer now.
...I'm sorry that I didn't come back on for a while, I didn't mean to leave for so long without saying anything to you.
I'm sorry, bud. omo I'm so sorry...)

(Buuudddeeeehhhhh! *Glomps* Oh mai gawd I missed you! >u<
And it's okay, I totally understand, you were busy with stuff. Btw, how did it go? Well, how do you think it went? ...Dude IDK, I'm just excited rambling now. xD)