AWSOME :D

Thanks :D

even chibi azula is bad as. like this XD

lol well at least she chased away that annoying artblock

ikr i hate those.

You ain't the only one lol we should find a cure for it :D

YEAH oh, wait i think the cure is inspiration.

Ah! We ain't got time for that cure! We need an INSTANT CURE!

.... PURE AWESOMENESS QUICK, GIMME YO ART

*balks in shock* What chu need my art for? Oh never mind- FOR THE NAME OF SCIENCE! *gives you my least liked one*

-puts in potion- NOW LETS THROW IT AT PEOPLE WIT ART BLOCK :D we should be scientists WELL CURE EVERYTHING

First we have to find a test subject....but I wonder who.'..' hmmm....*rubs chin in thought* Any ideas?

Best scientists evar :D (can't spell worth a d.amn tonight)

i know! -brings in random guy with art block- YES.

[lol.neither can i. we should be besties your just like me XD]

*chuckles evilly* let's see what this potion can do

(also yes, you're quite hilarious, in fact this whole situation is causing a commotion in my apartment lol)

-throws it at guys face [nothing happens]- le GASP -looks at formula- well need a hesper hair XD

[oh.... sorry dB]

*suddenly spit out drink in laughter* Oh! That's like pulling a tooth out of a adult dragon *grabs nets* We're gonna need ALOT of back up *puts on random sunglasses*

(lol it's okay, I'm moving anyway so my neighbors can suck it)

yeah... but hey, it is a potion of pure AWESOMENESS -grabs a net-

[yeah SUX IT NIEGHBORS >:D]

Heya Hesper, Whatcha doing *hides nets behind my back, then signals you to act natrual*

Hesper: Well I was meditating until I heard your annoying little voice. Who's your friend?

Oh just a friend who's helping my with a experiment. I was wondering if you would like to help too?

*Hesper looks at me strangly*: I'm not going to be the test subject am I?

No... your just an ingrediant.

*Hesper freezes*: what?

*Throws nets over Hesper then grabs a handful of hair*

How much do we need?

Hesper: Release me, you little brat of hell!

(Lol this is hilarious)

-looks at formula- 12 strands! -gets out scissors- da daa daaaaaaaa.

I'm so sorry Hesper *sniffles* but we need your hair! *holds her down*

Hesper: HAIR!? I'll be D.AMNED if you touch it!

Quickly while I have her down! *Hesper struggles while I hold her down tightly*

-holds scissors- WE NEED UR AWESOME HAIR -cuts some off- RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!

*jumps off Hesper then runs like a bat outta hell, Hesper gets up and chases us*

Hesper: WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!

*hides in a bush* I really hope this potion is worth it *shudders with fear*

me tew QAQ -looks at formula- ok, next is some of azula's blue lighting.... HOW DO WE GET ZAT!?

*gulps* first we need to get away from Hesper, she looked like she was about to skin us for pelts OAO

Once we get away from her then we can focus on Azula.

Hesper: Where are you two?

*nearly faints from fear*

-shivers- wait I CAN MAKE CLONES -looks at you then eyes scan you and make braver copies of us- go ditract hesper! -they run around hersper laughing then run away-

Hesper: What the hell?

*copy you blows a raseberry*

Hesper: *growls* Why you little-!

*chases after them*

Why didn't you think to let THEM get the hair!?

because... i dont think dB -forced laughter track-
ok now to get some blue lighting!

Alrighty then, let see if Azuzu can be seduced today *blushes deeply*

(lol people need to read this, this is like roleplaying isn't it?)

-evil grin- indeed..... how do we do that...

[yes. yes it is... i think]

Hmmm *rubs chin in thought* well she likes to show off to the hard to get, just act like we're flirting but not interested *blushes deeply* It's going to be extremly difficult cause we gotta dress up in fire nation dresses- I hate dresses! Plus I already have a crush on her *sighs dreamly* for the name of science I suppose

You know where we could get some dresses?

-already wearing one and has another in my other hand- i know a guy........ e-e. -hands other dress to yew- BOOOO DRESSES. YAY JEANS!

*looks at the beautiful dress in disgust* blegh *sniffles* for the name of science! *puts dress on* now on to the seducing! *points at the sky randomly while posing epicly*

:l whatever. -walking to where ever azula is-

*walks to Azula's training grounds*

Azula: *turns* Oh it's you, what are you doing here so early? I-is that a dress?

*blushes then turns to you to whisper* let the fun begin *grins*

Azula: And who's this young lady with you? *kisses both our hands politely*

Introduced yourself *blushes*

im Primary. but people just call me Prim. -bows in respect- [whispers to you] am i doing it right?

*nods* Azuzu...?

*the name startles Azula*: Hmm?

I know it must be too late for your lightning katas (training) but could you demostrate your power? I told Prim all about it and she doesn't believe me *pouts playfully*

*Azula clears her throat while looking away*: I suppose I could.

*whispers to you* get the jar ready. *turns to Azula*

Before you start I was wondering about your aim, could you hit this jar?

*Azula puffs out her chest with pride*: Yes I can, have Prim set it.

*turns to you and whispers* are you sure that thing won't break, she'll only do this once, twice if we keep appraising her.

[whispers back] yeah i used awesome stuff.
-sets jar up and moves away- READY!

*Azula does her katas until she shoots out lightning, which barely misses the jar*

Azula: Wha!?

*turns pales then mumbles* oh dear....we just opened a can of worms....

Azula: *grabs her hair* how could this be!? I never miss!

-cheerfully- maybe... this flower distachted you... -eats flower- just try again! im sure youll do better then anyone who has ever tried!

*looks at you shockingly while Azula chuckles*

Azula: You friend is something else. Perhaps it's exhaustion but one must work pass that in order to succeed.

*aims at the jar again then shoots lightning into it, Azula smirks*

Ah! You did it! *suddenly gets up and hugs Azula then kisses her cheek without realizing it*

*turns away without noticing Azula's blush* Okay what else is on the list *gets the jar*

-looks at list- hm........ sugar....salt...pepper....a moustache.....everything AWESOME. we got all the stuff :D -gets out potion bottle-

You still got the test subject? *puts on normal clothes*

maybe we should catch an artblock to see if it'll work on the artblock itself rather then a victim o3o

-pulls out cage with an artblock in it- i know a guy..... -mixes stuff into potion and hands it to you- test it! :D

*smiles evilly at the little annoying creature* let's see what a spray would do *sprays at the artblock which hisses and backs away in its cage*

Well we have a good repellant *sprays it on the guy we tested earlier*

Release the square beast *hides behind a rock*

-opens cage and hides-
artblock: HISSSS I MAKE PEOPLE BORING HISSSS

Stay there guy! Try to draw!

*guy nods then starts to draw, the artblock attacks but then stops in mid air then falls on its back dazed. Guy continues to draw*

Having trouble thinking on what to draw?

Guy: nope I actually got a good one!

And does that potion bother you?

Guy: nope. Smells like pinapples to me.

*Cheers* it works!

yeah! we ded et! :D

Job well done, my friend! Job well done! Now I suggest we hide cause I think Hesper found us. *runs away and hides*

Hesper: There you two are!

-runs and hides- EEEEEEEEYYYYY! -hides behind statue- QAQ

God dang it I wish I brought Azuzu along with us! *cries quietly*

Hesper: NXU come out! I'm going to find you and your friend sooner or later.

Perhaps we should face our punishment, what do you think?

Q_Q i regret NOTHING -jumps on hesper- MAKE IT QUICK

*quickly closes my eyes as I run into the dust cloud*

*A While later*

Well at least Celine was there to stop Hesper *rubs my sore eyes with ice*

yeah shes a life saver! -puts broken leg up onto pillow- good thing nothing to serious happened

True *rubs my dislocated shoulder* but I think we can't get any more artblock potion because of Hesper TT^TT but I do admit it was fun to tackle her

yes it was XD did you see her hair? we jacked it up alittle

*chuckles* no more seeing her for a while, half of her charactistic bangs are gone lol

haha...... ow... -rubs cut on head- her nails are sharp...

*winces while rubbings scratches on my neck* well what do you expect? They're claws lol ow.... *rubs chest* Those horns of hers really pack a punch, little knives they were....

yeah.... gosh just thinking about thoses horns is giving me a head pain....

[im drawing a pic of you and me as scientists dB<]

Well at least she didn't poke YOU with them *rubs my side*

(funny I'm drawing Hesper's hair result lol you, me and Azula are in it too XD)

oh.... sorry ...... lol poke.

[cool! cant wait to see how it comes out]

*yelps* meanie! I honestly thought Azula was going to fry us too. She gets a bad temper when she embarrasses herself, or cranky. What possessed you to eat that flower anyway?

idk. it looked tasty. -coughs it up- but it wasnt. yuck... -shudders-

*turns green a little* ugh gross. Hey whatever happened to that fainted artblock?

:O uhhh.... dont know. maybe it turned into dust.

Then our potion is a instant cure as much as a repellant ^^, I hope Celine's getting Hesper for what she did to us *grumbles*

yeah... celine seems nice though... i bet shes only giving hesper a stern talking to... no offense.

Most likely lol and no offense taken, I was actually thinking that too *chuckles*

-laughs- yeah. i guess we both were. so hows your bending practice going?

*blushes* terrible but Azula's been a good teacher so far

atleast you can bend xD ive tried. i cant.
[im just about done with the pic :D]

Which elements have you tried?

(I'm almost done with mine too lol)

water and wind TTATT can even make a splash or a little breeze

[where should i post my pic?]

You might be earth or fire, trust me I wanted to be a waterbender but I failed xP

(you could post it anywhere. You could tag it #NereusXUnmi , if you want)

oh. well -smirk- i bet your happy to be a fire bender. wait ill try earth... -looks at pebble, motions it to go up. it flies up- :O

[ok :3 cant wait to see hesper with halp her bangs gone XD]

Ah! An Earthbender! Congrats! Looks like you're going to Toph for training huh?

(mine should be posted in a second)

yes. -peeble lands on my head- good thing that wasnt a boulder. O.O...

[:D i failed at ur hair]

*chuckles* we'll be squashed bugs if it was

(oh please! I love it! I hope I got your hair right though lol)

-laughs- yeah, guess i just need practice!

[thanks you :3 and i draw my hair in differents ways, i bet anyway you draw it, it would be correct XD]

If ya want I could make ya an outfit for earthbending

(except curly I can't do that to save my life lol)

could you REEEEEAAALLLY!? :D

[its ok my hair dosent curl to often anyway, lol "be glad! the potion works!" im afraid of falling asleep now XD]

Yep, anything for a bestie, I could ask Celine and Azula to help too since Azuzu got more style and Celine has more talent with a needle then I do lol

(I'm just glad Azuzu's there, if she wasn't that picture wouldn't even exist lol)

thanks :'D i have now clue how to sew good X'D
[ikr XD -starts laughing hysterically]

Anytime, and that's why I'm gonna ask Celine and Azuzu to do it. I'll probably sew my fingers together.

(that picture will be on the next family gift card on holidays lol)

or on the outfit. hm..... finger cloth.... never heard of it. -laughs alittle-

[yeah -gives grandma card- here grandma! -has that pic inside-
grandma: >-> ....
me: dB<]

It WOULD be painful to have cloth on your fingers.

(I should give one to Chiyo, she's Hesper father that LOVES anything funny, especially when it happenes to Hesper :D)

probably. -becomes healed then heals you- now lets do what ever we do now :D

[yeeeeeees lets do it]

Well we could show Chiyo her daughter's misfortune.

(this will be fun >:D)

ok :D -starts walking towards chiyo's area place-

[lol XD oh, im drawing another pic except im gonna b on my bed and youll be like "hespers not even here!" and she WILL be in the room :P]

*knocks on Chiyo's door*

Poppa Chiyo!

*opens door then smiles*

Chiyo: Well if it isn't my little agent of misfortune, who's your friend?

*bows* This is Prim

*nudges you to bow*

oh! -bows- hello sir. im primary, but people call me prim.

*Chiyo looks around in amusment*

Chiyo: I do not see no man here, young lady. But with Nere-chan's nicknames, it can be confusing. *invites us in*

long time no see eh?

Chiyo: Indeed, so...what brings you two here?

we want to show you something hilarious that happened to hesper

*Chiyo suddenly smiles evilly*: Really then? *leans forward*

Chiyo: How bad was the prank and what did Hesper do afterwards? *chuckles*

You are the worst, laughing at ypur daughter's bad luck.

Chiyo: *waves her hand* of course, but who can deny her situations when she's around you? *looks to you* what's that in your hand, Prim?

a crest. -puts it in my pocket. then hands him the picture- :3 it was hilarious

*Chiyo openes the picture then suddenly sputters into laughter*

Chiyo: AHAHAHAHA! *gasps for air* HER HAIR! HAHAHA! What did you two do to it!? *continues to laugh while staring at the picture*

Well it's a long story, Prim you take over, I doubt she can hear me with that laughter of hers. lol

well, we were making a potion and needed some of her hair, so i got some scissors. and we cut some of it off :3

Chiyo: *wipes tears away* It looks like you cut most of her bangs off, what was her reaction- more importantly- WHY do I ALWAYS miss these things!?

Well let's just say Celine's REALLY mad at what Hesper did to us.

yeah she was really mad, im surprised were even alive!

Chiyo: *chuckles* I'd say so, given her temper. But still next time let me know when your about to prank her.

Can do, your a master when I comes to pranks lol

*Chiyo puffs out her chest in pride*: That I am ^^

cool a pranking trio. hesper stands no chance.

Oh she's a group of herself, I remember one time when Hesper and Celine first married, she framed Celine's sickness to pregnancy, you would not BELIEVE Hesper's reaction.

Chiyo: She couldn't sleep for days, she barely ate and when I told her a week later that it wasn't true, I was kicked out of my own home for a day, *raises a fist with a teary smile* but it was worth it.

must of been. i would have been laughing uncontrollably.

*Chiyo suddenly hugs you*: Where have you been hiding this child, Nere-chan?

Lol you made a good impression, Prim, she rarely likes people.

What pranks should we think up?

idk but for some reason im thinking of something involving gluuuuuue....

*Chiyo and I suddenly grins*

Chiyo: How about we glue her tail to her hair? Or to Celine.

Aw why Celine? She's done nothing.

Chiyo: Hmm... how about Jewelcue?

idk who that is but LETS DO IT! -has glue in hand- eUe

Chiyo: Jewelcue is a servant of mine who Hesper hates with a passion, being stuck to her all day will drive Hesper insane.

I'm in! :D

YEAH -hands everyone a glue- lets do thiiiiis -appears infront of hesper randomly- :D

*Hesper suddenly covers her hair*

Hesper: What are you three doing?

We-

Chiyo: nothing, I just had to see for myself about your new hairstyle.

Hesper: *bows awkwardly* sorry to leave yo soon but I must be going, Celine hasn't been feeling well.

Chiyo: Of course, enjoy yor time.

*Hesper leaves*

Why'd you let her go?

Chiyo: The best pranks are then ones with a plan, we can't just jump on her and glue her then, the glue wouldn't have settled anyway. Wait till shebgoes to bed. *looks at us both* okay?

Yep!

yeeeees perfect plan...

*later that night*

Did you bring Jewelcue?

Chiyo: I'm insulted, unlike you I do not forget to get the main things for a prank *points at a cat girl in a short kimono* she'll wait there until we're ready.

Okay then *all three sneak into Hesper's room

Shiz... Celine's here too...

Chiyo: Trust me she's out, not even a tornado can wake her *puts glue on Hesper's back. Prim go get Jewelcue, Nere move Hesper's hair.

Werent we gonna glue her hair anyway?

Chiyo: I got a better idea *grins*

-gets jewelcue- ok i got her :D

Chiyo: good she knows the plan and is willing, put the glue on her back, make sure you put alot, we're going to glue them, back to back

OwO I like this plan better *puts alot of glue on Hesper's back*

-pours at least 2 bottles of glue on jewelcue's back- this is going to be hilarious

Shh *tries not to laugh, Chiyo tries to keep a straight face*

Chiyo: Jewelcue, lay.

*Jewelcue does just that* : Nya! It's cold....

shush!

Chiyo: Stay where you are, we'll wake her up in a few hours.

*Jewelcue nods*

-trying not to laugh- pssssh...

Ya know both Celine AND Hesper will k.ill us right?

Chiyo: *teary eyed* ah but that's a price to pay for a great prank.

eh. i regret nothing x'D. i wont mind dying now

Chiyo: Well I for one won't let it go that far, I have a bomb shelter in my home just for this situation. We can bunk there until she calms down.

We should've ran to HER instead of hiding TAT

-sits down- the bombshelter shounds fun.

Chiyo: *offers tea* It isn't when we have to RUN there first. Not to mention hearing her cuss and pound against the door, but other than that, yes it will be fun.

*drinks tea* how long do we have to wait?

Chiyo: Given that Hesper is a restless sleeper and likes to move....I'd say-

Hesper: WHAT THA HELL IS THIS!?

Chiyo: nowish, get ready to run

-drinks tea- AHHHHHHHHHHHH -jumps out the window- I CAAN FLLLLLLY!

*watches you in horror* But you CAN'T! OAO

*Hesper walks with Jewelcue on her back giggling*

Hesper: I should've known something when my father is around me! My hair wasn't enough was it!?

Phhhhhft! *hides behind Chiyo*

Chiyo: Well perhaps...phhhhft! Perhaps this will teach you to always keep one eye open.

Hesper: I has Celine's approval, I can k.ill you three without mercy *runs at us*

OAO *Chiyo and I run to the bombshelter*

Chiyo: *panting* She's not as fast since Jewelcue's on her, we might make it!

-flying beside you- I TOLD YOU >:D . we have to maaaaake it!

Hesper: When I get my hands on you three, you'll be nothing but a pile of broken bones!

OAO I REALLY hope she's kidding!

Chiyo: Most likely not!

*all three make it to the shelter*

Chiyo: Everyone get it!

-gets in- it t'was an honor pranking with you two TT-TT

Chiyo: We're not dying! *slams the door shut*

*sighs in relief* Thanks the universe we made it TTwTT

*Hesper beats the door*: let me in! I'm going to k.ill your a.ss.es!

OAO you weren't kidding abut the cussing

Chiyo: told you ^^

UP YOURS HESPER! -sits down- idk why i did that! i must have a death wish.......QAQ

*pounds on the door harder*

Hesper: I know that was you, Nere! Come out here and face me like an adult!

Then die like one *glares at you with teary eyes* Why'd you do that!?

Chiyo: Calm down, by the rate of strength she's doing on that door, she'll knock herself out.

What about Jewelcue?

Chiyo: She can take a bruise.

OHHHH HE.LL NAH THAT WAS ME HESPER! YOU RED HAIRED OMPA LOMPA -falls on the ground laughing- im gonna die a slow painful death! X'D

*Hesper roars*

Ah shiz she went into demon mode OAO

Chiyo: *pales* now THAT could be a problem......

*hears Jewelcue yelling: sorry master!*

And now our prank is ruined too *whimpers*

Q-Q im sorry... id call shaun or cole... but niether of them go into THERE demon mode on cue... -falls on the floor- and my demon mode might not be strong enough....

T^T we need Irune then....

Chiyo: *pales* thats too dangerous, even for her.

we need IDEAS! -grows black and purple horns- OAO -red,yellow and purple ball of lighting fire and poison appears in between horns- ILL USE THIS?

Chiyo: Hang on a second, we need to tame her not k.ill her

Then Irune then? Unlike Celine Hesper doesn't ignore her mother's commands.

Chiyo: But she'll k.ill us for what we did to her baby girl.

Oh please, she's human, what can she do seriously?

Chiyo: *thinks* I don't know for sure but I'm sure we'll regret it.

-ball disappears- well.... were kinda out of options. -gets out tranquillizer gun- unless we wanna use this.

I got it! Use Irune as a distraction then shoot her, sound good?

Chiyo: I'll deal with Irune and the distraction, you and Prim shoot her when she's not looking, okay?

Got it!

yeah...... -loads tranquillizer- lets DO THIS!

Chiyo: Hesper! If you do not calm down, I'll call your mother! *looks at us* wish me luck girls *walks out of the shelter*

Such a brave woman T^T okay where are we gonna shoot her from behind?

three options. 1: back of the head. 2: thighs or back. 3: her rear. picks one or all.

*grins evilly* her rear! this payback for that horned headbut she did to my side!

-aims- dat @ss will get shot XD

*bursts into laughter while aiming too*

3....2.....1.....FIRE! *shoots*

-shoots- lets hope this works...

*Hesper yelps then glares at us*

Hesper: you little bas- *faints*

*weakly sits down* thank the universe.....

YAAAAY SHES DEAD!oh no wait shes just asleep... -getsout a purple marker- never pass out...when there are markers about. dB

*Chiyo and I grin evilly*

Looks like its moustache tyme ^o^

Chiyo: *chuckles* lets leave a message on her forehead to

like what

Chiyo: may I see the marker please?

-hands chiyo the marker and pulls out marker box- lets turn her into a rainbow XD

*gets a green marker* Imma draw swirls around her eyes!

*Chiyo writes on Hesper's forehead: Sorry Celine, we had to do it!*

Celine's gonna crack a rib when she sees this!

-draws a purple moustache on her face then a smiley face- :3 but its funny.

Chiyo: *draws kitty paws* I want to be there when Hesper returns home, mostly Celine's still asleep but she'll wake for this *laughs*

*draws Azula's crown* We have to hide to see it though.

or... we can turn invisible... -pulls out invisible spray- :D eh...EEEEEH?

I hope that aint the artblock potion

Chiyo: Artblock potion?

it isnt -sprays it on myself and part of me is invisible- see?

*laughs* this is gonna be good!

*At Hesper's House*

Chiyo: We could hide in the attic until we hear her, sound good?

I dunno, how long does that potion last, Prim?

-looks at back- about 2 hours.

Okay we'll wait in the attic until we hear her, when we do we'll use the potion *climbs in the attic*

Chiyo: *goofs off* like a ninja >w< *climbs in as well*

-jumps into attic- when we start to hear them talking or yelling.

Nope when we hear the front door opening and Hesper grumbling lol

Chiyo: In the mean time *randomly offers tea and sweet rice cakes* how about we get to know eachother well, besides these pranks I doubt we rarely know eachother

*chews on rice cake* Well I know you since you were with me for years

Chiyo: True, but it still doesn't hurt to k.ill time with chatter. So any questions?

uh......... -sips tea- i got nuthing -earth bending stone-

*sips tea* okay.....Chiyo why are you so mean to Hesper?

Chiyo: Because it's fun, even more so now that I have a crew *gets teary eyed* I always wanted one *fake sniffle*

oh brother *rolls eyes playfully*

-stone lands on my head knocking me out- uh.... check....please... [knocked out]

*hears the front door*

Shiz! Hesper's here, Chiyo wake her up!

*Chiyo looks at you cunfusingly then looks to her teat, then splashes you with cold tea*

Really!?

ugh........... [still knocked out]

*Chiyo pours the whole tea kettle on your face*: wake up woman! Hesper's here!

Hesper: Why didn't I die in childbirth? Why tor.ture me? *walks away*

Dang she's depressed lol

-wakes up and kicks kettle out of chiyo's hand- ARRRGH IM AWAKE!geez....

*Chiyo and I cover your mouth then freezes*: shh!

*whispers: Hesper's in the house, please don't yell again, now nod once if you understand*

-snickers and nods twice- :3

*Chiyo and I sigh in relief*

Okay now let the fun begin

*Chiyo grabs a camera while snickering*

-sprays invisible spray on all of us- yeah..

*sneaks ito Hesper's room*

Hesper: Are you still asleep, love?

Celine: *rubs her eyes* no...Where were y- *widens her eyes in shock*

Hesper: *clueless* what?

*snicker*

-giggle- [whispers] comedy gold

*Celine sputters into laughter*: did they get you again?

Hesper: Besides Jewelcue, no, why?

*whispers: she so clueless!*

Chiyo:*whispers: and its all on tape!*

Celine: *wipes tears away* P-Perhaps you should look in the mirror *hands Hesper a mirror*

Hesper: O.O WHAT THA HELL IS THIS!?

-giggling- [whispers] her face.... heheh thats the best part

Hesper: *suddenly teary eyed while shaking a fist* Haven't I suffered enough today........I can't take it anymore......*suddenly sniffles*

Celine: oh....*hugs Hesper while patting her hair* shh.... let's go to the hot springs to get rid of this glue

Hesper: *nods* okay...

*both leaves*

wow o.o

Chiyo: we broke her...o.o

oooh..... crap we bad pepoe....

What should we do? I hate this guilty feeling...

Chiyo: Well we could confront them, or .....I don't even know

but....... my lifes to boring to flash before my eyes ounce she sees us..

*laughs* Mine too

Chiyo: I actually want to be around when Celine has my grandbabies, so....

What should we do?

-runs out the door- I DOOOOOOOOOOOONT WAAANNAAAAAA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! -trips-

*laughing loudly*

Chiyo: Calm down! *laughing* we could do something for her in secret.

Like what?

-lying on ground- idk.... LETS MAKE HER COOOOCKIES

Chiyo: how about sp.iked cookies? She always loved saki with something sweet

But Celine doesn't drink

Chiyo: actually only when she's really lonely she does, Hesper loves cause of the more "nightly fun"

*blushes deeply* so we're going to make Celine easy for Hesper?

-appears next to you- if we were gonna do that why not gives her some handcuffs, a whip and a gag?

*nosebleed while Chiyo laughs loudly*

Chiyo: A child your age should NOT have said that lol pure comedy!

I-I think that's a good idea but Celine would take over lol

im.... a huge perv. if no one knew that. but HEY even if celine took over, wouldnt hesper still love it?

Chiyo: when she's drunk she's like a four year old,while Celine acts a little.....

Seductive?

Chiyo: yeah.... but now we have a plan, make sp.iked cookies and get Celine some new....toys *blushes* oh dear this is hilarious

*blushing also* yep so whats on the list?

what kind of "toys" the bead ones, the bumpy ones, or a stra.p on? -devious smile-

*suddenly hold nose* I'm going to die from blood loss!

*Chiyo laughs loudly*: A stra.p on could do, collars and leashes too, maybe some other things once we get them

How did we get to THIS conversation!?

you guys can go into cirilla's. i cant cause im not 18. ill make da cookies

I'm 17 OAO so I can't either

Chiyo: but I'm 900,- Oh never mind, I'll go, write me a list of what to get, you two get the ingrediants for the cookies, okay?

yep

-already made a batch of cookies- my mom taught me well.....
-gives list of stuff-

Aw I wanted to help *pouts playfully*

Chiyo: Well you can cause I doubt a store would sell alco.hole to a child *reads list* okay you two go home and wait I'll be back

Okay, hey when this is all done, are we gonna stay for the effects?

wait.... YOU WANNA WATCH THEM DO IT? your more sick and twisted then i am! -laughs-

*blushes deeply* i-i-its not like that! I mean watch them get drunk......

-drinking ale- if you wanna watch someone get drunk then you should watch me.

Ah!? You drink!?

no! geez its an empty bottle! GOSH! -throws bottle and it breaks-

*sighs embarrassingly* I'm sooooo stupid >A<

*Chiyo walks in* Ready to bake?

Yea! Wait what type are we gonna make?

Chiyo: Celine's favorite- Water lillies.

Water lillies?

Chiyo: It's what I call them, they're vanilla based with butterscotch cream on top, it'll hide the taste of saki easily

ohhhhhh, sounds awesome!

hm..... sounds good. -gets out dough- :D

Chiyo: this is going to be hilarious, one final prank that'll help Hesper instead of tor.menting her

*reads a cook book*

What was on that list? *cracks eggs*

oh... handcuffs, st.rap ons, leashes collars, bath salts....... what else? -taps chin-

Chiyo: Nere get away, your blood might get on the dough

*Nasal: Sowwy...* *backs up*

Chiyo: I have a feeling we missed something though *rounds the dough into little balls*

uuuuum the bath salts? no... no wait.... um.... idk

Chiyo: *grabs handfuls of her own hair* AHH! I FORGOT THE CLOTHES OAO

clothes?

Chiyo: yes! the cosplay clothes! I forgot them!

oh...... -pulls out box of cosplay clothes- then what do i do wit these?

[hey, how do you do that thing where you make it all one layer on a drawing for this? idk how QAQ]

*Chiyo hugs you tightly while crying happily*: Oh thank you, Prim!

*looks in the bag* They're mostly fire nation armor and water tribe clothes....why?

Chiyo: Celine loves seeing Hesper wear fire nation armor, and she loves wearing water tribe clothes *kisses your forhead* a lifesaver you are!

(I really don't know how to explain it but drag one layer to the other to merge em)

um.... thanks? i just went to a random guy in a dark alley. he gave me them for 100$ SO CHEAP :D

(thanks i finally figured it out :'D)

*Chiyo puts you down*: now we just gotta wait for them to be done.

Okay, whats the next step?

Chiyo: *shudders* invitation.... we gotta invite Celine and Hesper over

Are you really gonna let them...*nosebleed*...here?

Chiyo: yep, I want to make sure I have grandbabies!

:l um..... i may be a perv but.... IM STILL ONLY 13! -blushing- and how does that even work..... there both girls.. WHAT ARE MY TEACHERS NOT TEACHING MEEEE!? Q-Q

Chiyo: Hey I don't want to hear it, little missy, if you're old enough to say dirt.y things, you're old enough to hear them *laughs*

*snickers* she got ya there lol

Chiyo: and as for your question. My race is all female, so we breed with other females from other races to reproduce, some mate with men but it's rare, most mate with females. Get it so far?

*Dazed out*

-confused- nabana race.... WUT!? your confuuuuuuusing....

Chiyo: *balks* My race can impregnant females, get it?

Ohhhh, I think so....

e-e .... yeah i get it. thanks for the lesson on wierdness.

*Chiyo rolls her eyes*: your welcome

You think they're done?

Chiyo: most likely *checks on cookies* yep, Prim, you and Nere go get Hesper and Celine. I'll get everything ready here.

OAO why us!?

are you TRYING to get us KIL.LED!? why cant you go!?!

Chiyo: I want to be around to see my grandbabies, that, and I need to get everything ready. Go on shoo *shoos us off*

TT^TT we're gonna die

Q-Q i thought she liked me... -goes to hesper and celines house- D: im gonna have a heartattack....

You ain't the only one....TT^TT

*knocks on the door* we gotta be polite, don't forget to bow alot.

*Celine opens the door*: Oh, hi, sweeties. What are you two doing here?

-bows- were here to invite you and hesper for cookies at chiyo's ....

*bows* she expects you two within the hour....

Celine: Oh, well we'll be there in a few, Hesper's had a rough day *looks at us accussigly*

o-okay

um.... well tell her we fell bad for her, we wish to inlighten it with happyness and cookies... -smiles-

*stifles a snicker*

Celine: *smiles* at least you are show respect. Tell Chiyo we'll be there soon.

*bows* okay have a nice day, Celine

Celine: you too *closes door*

*whispers: at least it wasn't Hesper who answered*

ikr.... -walks back to chiyo's- Therea comin' -hides in cabinet under the sink-

Chiyo: Ah good I was just putting the cream on.

I-is that a apron you're wearing?

Chiyo: *poses* Daddy likes to dress!

*nosebleed*

:l -closes cabinet door slowly- weird-o....

*Chiyo rolls er eyes*: looks like thier here, be polite you two

okay whatever

-comes out of the cabinet- im afraid for my life but ill be nice...

*Chiyo lets Hesper and Celine in*

Chiyo: Its nice that you took my invitation, darling! *hugs Celine and pats Hesper's shoulder*

Celine: Nere and Prim sad you wanted to cheer Hesper up?

Hesper: I don't trust this....

Chiyo: *looks at us* could you two go get the tea and cookies, please?

Okay *whispers: this is gonna be awkward*

-already has cookie and tea trays- oh.... did you want me to wait to get them.... -puts them down- oops... -backs away-

Chiyo: *smiles* its okay, you two come sit next to me

*Celine and Hesper sits down across us*

Hesper: what's this summon really about?

*bows* We wanted to apologize for our behavior....it went too far

-bows- yes, i also apologize i shouldn't have come up with the glue or marker idea.

Hesper: *growls* That was YOU? I thought for sure Chiyo did it.

*snickers* W-well actually Chiyo improvised....

Hesper: Of course she did...*grabs a cookie* must these be water lillies?

Celine: *happily chewing on one* You shouldn't complain, they're good! Aren't you and Nere gonna have some, Prim?

i cant, im allergic to eggs. its a shame. they really do look good.

Chiyo: and Nere's not been feeling well.

Celine: Aw my poor baby...*drinks tea*

Celine you're embarrassing me

Hesper: for the sake of both of us....*eats two more*

Celine: *eats another* so other than that, why did you summon us, Chiyo?

Chiyo: well *grabs one and looks at it* can't I talk to my daughter-inlaw and daughter over tea?

Hesper: *hiccups* w-what are in these?

*snickers then whispers: dont tell them....*

eggs...powder....melk...... sugar..... melk......

Hesper: Daddy she keeps repeating *hiccups then smiles playfully*

Celine: *blushes deeply while cuddling closer to Hesper* hush Darling....*kisses Hesper's neck*

O///O how much saki did you put??

Chiyo: *holds a videocamera* alot *grins evilly*

WE ARE NOOOOT PUTTING DIS ONA P*RN SITE! -walks away-

Chiyo: this is a gift for them, not for random people *laughs* most likely I'll give this to them on their anniversary.

still it's a little weird that you're filming your daughter....

Chiyo: I'm not normal anyway

Celine: *kisses Hesper's jawline* Hes Honey, why don't we go somewhere more comfortable?

Hesper: *blushes while actings like a child* I-I-I don't think my mommy would like that, Celine.

Celine: *makes Hesper look at her* Tonight I'M going to be your mommy....

*suddenly gets up* oooookay Imma be in te kitchen if anyone needs me *runs to kitchen*

e//-//e -watching them-

And you called ME sick lol

Chiyo: ladies- *helps Celine and Hesper* -there's a room left for you two, Nere, Prim help them get there and place the camera some hidden but can record the event

O///O Why do you do this to me *grabs Celine* This way milady

Celine: what a cute baby! *coos*

Prim you can get Hesper lol

-glares at you- i. hate you... -helps hesper up and speed walks to the room- have fun!-runs out-

Hesper: is it time for a bath?

Chiyo: *laughs loudly* you led her to the bathroom Prim!

*goes up the stairs* watch your step Celine

Celine: where's my horned teddy bear?

*snickers* teddy bear?

GOOD LET HER CLEAN XD -goes and gets her then leads her to the right room- e-eU

*places Celine on the bed* Chiyo overreacted, this decoration oozes arousal o////o W-where should we put the camera?

Celine: Hes Honey, come sit next to me.

*Hesper obeys quickly*

-puts camera behind potted plant, lens on the bed- duh...

*catches glimpes of Celine annd Hesper making out*

O///O *nosebleed* m-maybe we should go....

*they start undressing*

I'm out! *runs out of the room*

-uber nosebleed, faints- X-X

Ah don't faint in the room! *closes eyes then drags you out of the room*

Chiyo! She fainted!

Chiyo: funny! I thought it would be you!

>A<

-has weird smile, blood running down face- da......bewbs....... X'D to much for ol' prim

*smiles* ikr O////O you're in a daze, Chiyo! Get some smelling salts!

Chiyo: I doubt these will work *waves the smellings salts under your nose*

GROSS THEY SMELL LIKE FEET! -slaps them away-

Chiyo: oops! Sorry this are for my feet treatment, relieves aches and pains in the toes

Eww! OAO

AH GROOOOOOSSS! why leave that out?

Chiyo: They look alike so I got confused *shrugs*

You're more absent-minded than me lol

i.....dont.... like.....FFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEET! >:(

Chiyo: Sorry! next time I'll leave ya sleeping on the floor next to this door *points at Hesper and Celine's room*

O///O

e-e ......

*covers ears* I think we should move cause they're getting louder....

*muffled moans can be heard*

Chiyo: *blushes while clearing her throat* perhaps we should.....

-jaw drops- .......

*Nosebleed* Wha the hell are they doing?

Chiyo: isn't it obvious?

Besides that!

there doing it hardcore

Chiyo: of course they are

you two are pervs! *blushes* we shouldn't stand outside the door....

(sorry for the long reply, wasn't feeling too good xP)

:l yeah we shouldnt

[i feel asleep DX]

Chiyo: Well while they're going at it, what should we do?

I dunno how long does this last?

Chiyo: Depends on how drunk they are

Which is.....?

Chiyo: Probably a hour or so

idk what to doooooooo. -face plants-

Chiyo: Since we payed them back, how about later we prank Hesper again?

Then this WHOLE forgivness thing was a waste of time OAO

(btw my wifi is a little loopy because of the storm, sorry if I don't answer soon

-gets up- how about we not prank her so soon...

[oh ok :p]

Chiyo: *pouts* alright then who should we prank instead?

You REALLY wanna prank someone, don't you?

Chiyo: Yes I do, when you've been around as long as me, you'd get bored

By the way- how old are ya?

Chiyo: *sputters in shock* None of your business!

OAO that was unexpected....

i know! nine hunderd million! -troll face- or nine hunderd thousand.

Chiyo: *pouts while grumbling: nine hundred thousand and sixty fix......*

OAO DANG! you must be bored with your life

Chiyo: You have NO idea- but back to the pranking idea- who should we prank?

hm.... if we did anything to shaun hed probably ki.ll us.... janets to sweet..... idk.

If we can prank Hesper and survive then we can survive Shaun

Chiyo: Who's Shaun?

Her bodyguard

when hes really made... you think youll survive knife cuts and getting your head slammed into a wall?

I have to worry about Hesper slicing me in half or playing jump rope with my insides if I do something wrong OAO what Shaun would do is nothing

Chiyo: Hesper would probably skin me alive then dip me into a bath full of salt *shudders in fear* she did that to a man once when he insulted Celine marrying a demon

OAO oooooowwwww

-backing away slowly- e-eU

*notices* you okay, Prim?

Chiyo: Perhaps you scared her *laughs*

not really. its just theres a wasp right by chiyos head, and im deathly allergic.

Chiyo: *freezes* and you tell me too late....

*freezes as well* shiz....

Chiyo: *slowly walks away* warn me if it follows, I'm going to get a newspaper.

*nods*

-its flies on my head-

O-O...

Chiyo: Hold VERY STILL *aims to smack the wasp with the rolled newspaper*

OAO no you'll knock her out with your brute force! *grabs the newspaper then smacks it against the bug*

-falls over- [got stung]

[bug dead]

X-X

Chiyo and me: AHHH!

*freaks out* WHAT DO WE DO!?

Chiyo: *checks your pockets*

CHIYO THIS ISN'T A TIME TO PICKPOKECT!

Chiyo: Who says I am? I'm seeing if she has any allergie shots for attacks

Oh........I'm going to find Shaun

*runs to find him* Shaun!? Help!

shaun: -laying on side walk covered in blood, by five dea.d bodies- ............

[btw, i replyed on the other rp thing, not trying to be rude or pushy QAQ]

AHHH! WORST TIME TO FIGHT! *gets Chiyo's feet smelling salt* this'll wake him up for sure!

*sticks one in his nose*

X-X

shaun: -randomly behind you- whats up with prim?

Chiyo: Ah you must be Shaun, she got stung by a wasp and Nere went to find you. Where is that girl anyway?

*somewhere else*

Where the hell did he teleport to!?

shaun: -gets out shot- shes gonna hate me. -gives me the shot-

-opens eyes- AHHHHH! NEEEEEDLEEEEEEE

Most Epik rp ever!

*Chiyo holds you down*

Chiyo: I wouldn't move as much, Prim. He might poke something vital

shaun: -looks at her- really..... -does the shot-

QAQ IM DYIIIING
[fell asleep again... sorry]