THANK Y-did you just say 'first'

KWAAAAAAA //falconpunches you to the moooooon
NO FIRSTS HERE >:U

herp :y
anyway thank you *pats your but:t and runs out*

Do you even have eyes? c3c
Because they sort of look like 12 day old chewed tabaco.
In a black hole.
With a purse.
And no light.
But you can still see the purse because it's been covered in glue and rinestones.
But you can't see the tabaco. :u

Nah, I lost em in a freak accident involving a nail file, a bear and some shoes.

Oh... Yeah that happens sometimes.
Bears have shoe fetishes. It's why they chase people.
They just wanna measure their feet and possibly give them purple pumps but dem hikers run away. D:
So they feel sad.
And take your eyes.
:c

Super cute OwO Love dem eyes too >u< Hey also is this you cause Im gonna do your request >v<!

Why are your eyes always prettyful?!*A*

Seaglass: Nah, it was just p!ssed cuz I stole it's eyes.
Pucca: CUZ
CUZ THEY'RE
uhh
PURPLE OUO

I gave my friend a jar with my eyelashes in it for her birthday once. :p

those eyes are Peering into my soul... e-e Enjoy!!! My soul is empty! xD

I have fu.cking chocolate colored eyes. No they're not edible. ew.

O:
D:
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*lays on floor* what did you all even say i can't hear with eisbrecher in my ears what

Green eyes... (wait for it) Bit.ch!