Friend's Friends by Sarahnoia

I will rant in the comments, DO NOT POST UNTIL I AM DONE RANTING. Note: Rant may be considered offensive to anyone who considers themselves popular, listens to pop, is obsessed with YOLO and SWAG, wears tank tops and short shorts, and/or wears excessive makeup that isn't black and/or red.

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painted on a Nintendo 3DS
16 Jul, 2013, 3:54 am
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Sarahnoia

16 Jul, 2013, 4:10 am

Right so, I got this friend Angie (short Asian) who I've known since 4th grade. End of 5th grade she switched schools to a city right next to ours. She's kind of changed due to her new school, though.. she's all, "Oh yeah, I got a bunch of friends there" and one time when I teased her about liking one of our nerd guy friends from my school (which I doubted she actually did, I was just teasing) she goes "No, I know tons of guys at my school cuter than him that would love to date me." Um, well then, excuse the **** outta me. Anyway, Saturday, Angie and I go to homedays (basically this local fair-type thing). I get to meet all of Angie's oh-so-great friends from school. That's right, they're ALL b****es. And I would be like, "Sup." and wouldn't even say any sh*t to them. Half of them ignored me completely. The other half just kept starring at me like I was a chip in their perfect manicure.

Excuse me? I didn't ask you to stare at me. I am a friend of your oh-so-close buddy, so why don't you stop treating me like I'm a fungus? What is it, the fact I'm way taller than you? Is it the fact I don't wear a circus worth of makeup? Or maybe cause I'm in all black and converse shoes? Possibly you can smell the video games and alternative in my blood. Seriously. I don't want to meet you, either, you preppy a-hole. Can't you be sensitive and quit starring? God. And I love your fake tan, it really matches the way I can see your underwear hanging out since it's longer than your shorts.

What I did instead? "Hi, nice to meet you." Then shove my hands into my pockets and look somewhere else.

Rant OVER.

ZueltheCat

16 Jul, 2013, 4:33 am

:o
That's a very big rant. Probably bigger than that time we talked about music. :3

DovahGirlie

16 Jul, 2013, 5:11 am

"Hallo! PFFF- I like expensive tank-tahps. Why da hell aren't you wearing any make-ahp!?"

Haha, I agree. Like you, I'm not much of one that dresses up in bare clothing. Especially when it comes to make-up. I probably look like a Homestuck character without horns to them. xD

Astrogeon

16 Jul, 2013, 7:03 pm

Reply: Glad to hear you're doing better. ^w^

xXJa3Xx

16 Jul, 2013, 8:29 pm

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xXJa3Xx

16 Jul, 2013, 9:42 pm

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xXJa3Xx

17 Jul, 2013, 12:18 am

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xXJa3Xx

17 Jul, 2013, 12:18 am

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xXJa3Xx

17 Jul, 2013, 12:45 am

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