I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See who they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-Shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday, man you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
goo goo g'joob
Mister city, policeman sitting, pretty, little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky see how they run.
I'm crying
I'm cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying
I'm Crying
I'm cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying
Yellow matter custard, Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fish wife, pornographic priestess, boy you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
See how they smile like pigs in a sty see how they snide
I'm crying
Semolina Pilchard, Climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguins, singing Hare Krishnar, man you should've seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob Goo goo goo g'joob (repeat this exact line about 4-6 times.)