Gir!

Eh, I didn't killim! Blame the tallests, they did this! :I

The...Tallest...THATS IT!
*runs to his house and calls the Tallest*
Tallest Red: OH it's Zim again!
Tallest Purple: i wish we Ki//ed him when we had the ch- OH ZIM!

U ALL LIED ABOUT ME!
Red: what are you talking about? *laughs nevesly*

YOU HAVE RUINED MY LIFE! And you destroyed my Robot!
Purple: I TOLD U HE WOULD NOTES!
And you took me...YOU ARE ALL CRAP!!! *gives the middle fingers*
Red and Purple: (O-O)

Invader Zim sighing OFF! you slugs! *transmessige ends*

Mii: *in background* *coughs* f00k them all... *after*

Well i feel better a bit... MOM DID YOU SEE ME I STOOD UP AT OUR TALLEST, I WAS SO BRAVE! XP

Mii: *hugs* I think they need to learn there lesson. Put on the transmition again! >:D

Ok. *presses the butten*
Red: GRR CAN YOU GET OUT OF OUR LIFE ZI- AH!

Mii: SHUT UP YOU IDIOTIC EXCUSE FOR A LIFEFORM! *transforms into her eternal form* You have tortured my famila long enough! It's time you learned! *wispers to zim* cover your antenea, this is going to be loud.

Ok! *put his head over a Box Walks away and hits his head on a pole* (grunts)......I'M OK!

Red and Purple:ppfffff..... BWAHAHAHAHA!!! did ya see him He put a box ON HIS HEAD AND HIT POLE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mii: *grouls* *lets loose her sub-sonic scream* (Lol I can do that in real life it anoys the hell out of my parents! XD btw her scream can make even the ear drums exlode if nessesary)
Mii: *stops her screaming* Remember me? The girl who was taller than you in elite training? the girl who was doing nothing but trying to help? Remember how you took all my smeets and killed 3 of them? And how I sat crying in the burnt village of my people because of you? (Hint-that wil happen in my story) This is Invader mii with a message to the tallest! ... I am here.... MWAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *growls at them* *transforms into a spider-headed hydra with two spider legs in front of her and drooled hungrilly* DO YOU, tallests, REMEMBER ME? THE ONE WHO SAT CRYING ON MY MOTHER'S GRAVE?! THE ONE WHO SAT CRYING IN MY OWN HOUSE?! AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU STOLE MY SON! IF YOU DON'T STOP YOUR IDIOCY WITH MURDER AND TRAUMA-CAUSING BANISHMENT, I WILL PERSONALLY RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB AND WATCH AS YOUR BLOOD DRAINS INTO MY POOL OF VENGIENCE! DO YOU HERE ME, YOU BASTARDS? *transforms into eternal form* *rowrs* LEAAVE MY FAMILLY ALONE, YOU FUCKING ASS HOLES! I HAVE ONLY WANTED A FAMILLY AND YOU TAKE IT FROM ME! YOU KILLED ZYNX AND MOOD AND TREX! YOU SHOULD DIE IN HELL FOR ALL I FUCKING CARE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, YOU SHIT-EATERS?! (sry bout the launguage, wanted to make it sound real. I'm actually in a pretty good mood today! ^^)

Red: (o.o) ok....you stink....
Purple: *eating fries* ya...you cry funny...
Zim: YOU LITTLE...i can't even say it...
Purple: ok...but why are you so angry all the time? Mi-MII!?
Zim: you finally noteis?
Red: ALRIGHT SEND A A MISSLE NOW!
Irken helper: yes sir!
Red: now we can stop you...
Zim: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Purple: eating fries...
Red: ugh...we are going to kil/ you...B/TCH!

Mii: *growls* ZIM! ETERNAL FORM! NOW! I'll be there in less than 24 hours. And why I am angry all the time is because my sister is married to hell and wants to kill me, You want to kill my son, YOU KILLED 3 OF MY SMEETS, AND YOU HAVE KILLED MY ANIMALS! I USED TO RIDE THE COUNTRY ON MY HOGULOUS! And don't worry, we'll be back... *turns into her eternal form* For you...

Red: WELL ZIM DESERVES TO D!E!
Purple: yeah, he blew up the invaders and almost our planet!

Zim: awww...thanks...wait WHAT?!

Mii: Zim... eternal form...

Alright mom! *turn to his eternal form* there happy?
Purple: YOU LOOK SILLY!

Mii: I WILL BURST YOUR EAR DRUMS! Also, thanks, sweety! You're such a good boy! ^^ *missle hits* *floating in space* Oh, right.... forgot to get into my fruit cruiser... any ways..... Zim, cover your ears again.

Red: BWAHAHAHAHA! You treat a 16 year old like a 7 year old!
Zim: *goes to his box and hides under it and covers his ears* (if he had any)

Mii: *screaches so loud that she could burst ear drums*

Everyone at the Irken ship: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Mii: *stops screaming**hugs zim and has a ship come out of her pak around them, including the contactor**transforma into her regular form* Told you, tallests! Told you! Also, zim you can transform back now.

Ok mom! *turns normal* *and gives a happy face*
Red: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! YOU MONSTERS!
Purple: OW OW OW OW! you are stupid! AND DUMB!
Red:.....
*Zim blows a rasberry at the Tallest*

Mii: *laughes* *transports her and zim to the tallests* Hello! >:D

R and P: AH! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!

Zim: Hi!

Mii: Me and zim can transform and I can teleport. >:3 also, we're eternal! XD

R AND P: AWW... a lion and *rubs Zim's head* and you can turn into a cub! Red: how sweet!

Mii: *growls*don't touch him...

Red: Why? *pets Zim's head*

Mii: I don't trust you'll let him live... you've already killed three of my children...

P: so?
R: besides Zim was the BEST invader that ever came!
Zim: REALLY?!
P: uh..yeah!
R: so...*holds knife behind him*
Zim: hmm...i still am sad!

Mii: *gasps* You- *grabs the knife and jumps in front of zim* TRAIDERS!

R: What you notest that?!
P: Red you know better.....USE A CHAINSAW!
Zim: Mom wats going on?
R: Shut up already *bonks Zim in the head*
Zim: Ow!

Mii: *turns into her eternal form* DON'T TOUCH MY BABY!!! *slashes the tallests arms*

R: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P: What happen- oh....

Mii: *growls* Dun hurt him or you become lunch.

P: (O.O) *backs away slowly*
Zim: my head hurts...*rubs his head*

Mii: *goes over to zim* sorry, zimmy. Red bonked you on the head. I slashed his arm! ^^

Zim: YAY!
R: YOU ARE CRAP! *kicks Zim in the shins*
Zim: OW!

Mii: *roars* IM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THAT! *slices red;'s armor open*

R: HEY AND OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
P: (O.O)
Zim: my leg hurts now *hold his leg and on the floor*

Mii: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THAT! *startes to rip red open*

R: (dies)
P: (0O0) Zim: eww...

Mii: *swallows him hole* *blood drips dfrom her mouth* :D That was awsome!

P: *leaves*
Zim: uhhh.....there's a..little something..on...you...mouth

Mii: *wipes her mouth off*

OK....i'm hungry...

Mii: me too... lets go to foodcortia.

ok!

Mii: *grabs zim* *teleports to shloogorphs* Hey, sizz!
Sizzlor: Zim! You came back!
Mii: Cut the crap, sizz. We need two largizors and a plooton.
Sizzlor: hm.... GASHLOOG! ORDER!
Gashloog: ON IT, SIR!

Hmm...seems forever sence i was here...oh well that was HORREBEL ANYWAY!
Some kid: LOOK MAMA, HE'S GUNNA EXPLODE!
(e_e) really...

Mii: That horrible kid... *someone okes her head in a sensative spot* 0^e GRRAAAARRRRR!!! *turns around and smacks the person*

ok....

Mii: sorry, sensative spot on my head. makes me go crazy... *brb be back in about 30-45 minutes! ^^*

OK then! ^-^ hmm...do you think Sizzlor still wants me here?

Mii: Yo, Sizz! Still want him for a job?
Sizzlor: Yeah, and it's for the bathrooms! The last guy died... we never saw him after he-
Mii: No! Hook me up with a job that is simple and gets him recognized!
Sizzlor: Hm... he could be the entertainment. What can you do?
Mii: Oh, he can do alot! Zim, be a baby dragon! *NOW I'll be back in about an our... I took a break...*

Alright... GRRR....*turns in to a....CHIPMUNK?!* well there you go.......i'm not a dragon am i?

Sizzlor: ...HA HA HA! This kids a RIOT! You're hired!
Mii: um... that was.... easy? *my mom's watching a show...

*still a chipmunk* so what do i- what the! MY VOICE IS ALL HIGH!

Mii: You're a chipmunk, sweaty. *picks him up and cups him in his hands* (sry, riding my horse! ^^)

*high voice* Can you put me down mom? *imagen his voice like Alvin* (lucky ^o^)

( Ahhh... my butt hurts lol! XD Got into a canter! ^^ Me: Ha-ha-ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!")
Mii: *puts him down* Well, you got a job. You can transform back now!
Gashloog: Here's your OOOOR-DERS! My name is GA-SHLOOOG!
Mii: 0-o ... *takes the food* Sizzlor: Be here by 7 tomorrow!

*turns back* ok then YAY!
SOME KID: LOOK MY HE WAS A CHIPMUNK!
*everyone looks at Zim*
o.o What is everyone staring at?

Mii: ... Nothing, that kid's just REALY creapy... lets get out of here, this is creaping me out...

Someone: WAIT CHANGE INTO A BUNNY!
Someone: No CHANGE INTO A PIECE OF PAPER!
Old person: Change in to a retaner so you can put into my mouth...
(O.O) Ok lets get out of here before i become a lady's teeth!

Mii: no problem. *picks zim up* *teleports to the massive*

Someone: COOL!!!
Well i'm glad that thats over!

Mii: *shivers* those eyes... all staring at me! Oh well, at liest I still have you, zimmy! *hugs zim and picks him up*

hmmm...So...How did the Tallest taste?

Mii: Like miz usually tastes... bacony and irony.

oh ok! hmm...i was wondering...when i was little, was i like how i am now or was i like all different?

Mii: no, you used to eat everything in sight. Your father loved to feed you, and I always laughed when he picked you up and made you laugh. *pauses* too bad he can't see you today... he got banished to a planet at the far end of the galexy...

Wow i was a pig...and..i also have a dad too? why was he banished? *reminds me of my Brother's Dad we never met him, he lives in mexico, and i'm in chicago*

*I live in NH. I'm 13 years old. also, my uncles died and my parents are devorsed :(*
Mii: Yeah... something tells me he's back on earth...

Really? i want to see him.
*and i'm 12 my parents are divorsed too and my cousen died (cancer) poor juan so i'm with MY mom*

* :3 My great grampa and gramma died in 2011. I mostly live with my mom, but I go to my dad's every tuesday and every other thursday. and every other weekend. Also, My dad's on vaca in hawaii right now, so I'm at the farm.*
Mii: ...we cant. the earth blew up. hopefully, he transformed into HIS eternal form. *takes out a teleskope* Hm.... well, I see that there's something in space there... *transports her hearing to there* *covers her ears* *transports her hearing back* OUCH! Yep, that's him.

Oh, yeah...right...Wait he is alive?!

Mii: He's screaming at the top of his lungs in his eternal form. *disappears* *reappears with yiz*
YiZ: :E

Who is that?

Yiz: I'm alive? I AM ALIVE! *transforms into an irken* FINALLY! Thanks.
Mii: No problem, yiz. *transforms back into an irken*
Yiz: ...Mii? It's YOU! *hugs mii*
Mii: .... :3 *hugs him back* And zim, this is Your dad, yiz.
Yiz: Zim? You're so tall! ^^
Mii: Yes, he is.

Uhhhhhhhhhh...........hi...

(hello?)

SRY! ON A SPORE CREATION!
Yiz: *hugs zim* I used to feed you whe you were just a smeet!

Yeah...i'm a pig...

Yiz: No you aren't! *lets him go* Ever seen bEtel?
Mii: Oh yeah! Do you still have him?
Yiz: I always carry him around! *pushes a button and bEtel comes out*
bEtel: Ree? Vrrer........ =____=|||||

Uhh....*then magcaly Gir comes out of Zim's shurt*
Gir: HI! I'M GIR!
Zim thinking: (uh oh...this can't be good...)

Yiz: Hi. I'm Yiz. And this is bEtel!
bEtel: drdrdrdrdriiii....... shreeee.....

Gir: HI COW!
Zim: Damn it....

bEtel: Vrree?
Yiz: Um... is he... okay?

Uhh...
Gir: I'M DANCING LIKE A MONKEY!!!
uh...YEAH he's FINE! *eye twiches*

Mii: ... um... yeah....
Yiz: Well, what's his desquise look like? :3
bEtel: REEEEEEER!!!!! >:U *now looks like a goat* Ma-a-a-a-a!
*sry, got kicked in the leg by a horse! <|D*

*OUCH!*
Gir: *shoves 5 cupcakes in Zim"s mouth*
Zim: MHFFFMFFHFFMHF (GIR! ACK I CAN'T BREATH!)

Mii: *takes the cupcakes out* Gir! CONTROL YOURSELF THIS INSTANT! And nobody scream bunny time...

Zim: BLEH!
Gir: sorry!
(sorry i got to carried away with YOUTUBE...Cupcakes....UGH! i'm never gunna eat that again with THAT image in my head!)

Mii: :3

Zim: ok...
Gir: LOOK AT THE INTERNET!!!!!
Zim: Gir,
Gir: Yes?
zim: GET OUTTA MY FACE!!!!!!
Gir: *cries*
(sarred for life)

Mii: and DON'T scream-
Tigir: BUNNY TIME!!! >:D
Mii: *turns into a duck* wack. God, I hate that robot...

Yiz: what the-
Mii: I'm a duck, biotch.

Zim: why are you a Duck?
Gir: *goes on top of Zim"s back* GIDDIE UP!!!
Zim: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!??
*Gir slaps zim's butt* I SAID GIDDIE UP!!!

Mii: *takes gir* *fixes him* wack.
Yiz: dan...
Mii: >:U I HATE DAN!!!

Mii: wack. say I chose you. and yell it.

Zim: uhh.......

Mii: I don't like being a duck. =-=

Zim: Then go back to normal!

Mii: This is my one weakness.... =______= *transforms into a smeet* damnit....
Yiz: one secong... PARTY TIME!
Mii: *transforms into her normal form*

Zim: you ok now?
Gir: i got you a Snickers bar, Mii.

*Lolololol I just whatched mlp-cupcakes! :D HEHEHEHEHE! so AWSOME!*
Mii: Thanks, gir. =_= oy...
Yiz: It's that horrible magicion... mii doesn't transform into the things or anything because her DNA is scrambled with animal. also, she can already do all that. Dan does that to everyone... Mii: =_____= oy...... someone get me a chair...

*Grabs a chair for Mii* Here you go!
*STILL SARED FOR LIFE! i'm never gunna eat CUPCAKES AGAIN!* (and the bad part is that Pinkie pie and RD IS ON MY 3DS) "stickers"

Mii: *falls into the chair* my head hurts....
Yiz: *feels her forhead* feels a little warm...
*Trust me, it's just an animated joke of the show. Kind of like zadr, iff you will*

(STILL..and now you made me not want to sleep....MORE! because you mentioned ZADR...)
MOM IS SICK!!!! or possible a hot room...
Gir: Cupcake? i got it from someone....IT'S RAINBOW FLAVERD! (LOL)

*I hate zadr, but zadf is OK. At liest it doesn't have homosexual aliens in it. X(*
Mii: *rubbes her forehead* it's like my head is being filled with something.....
Yiz: Yeah, she caught something.

CURSE YOU SICKNESS!! CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(meh i would go with ZADE *Zim and Dib enemies* lol)

(lol)
Mii: Zim, you're giving me an even worse headache...

Oh...sorry...
Gir: akwired...

Mii: It's okay...
Yiz: Zim, could you get me a thermometer?

Uhh..sure. *gives the thermometer to Yiz*
Gir: i'm hungry *eats another snickers*

Yiz: *sticks the thermometer in her mouth*
Thermometer: *reads 129*F*
Yiz: Oh my god! A 129 fever! we need to get her to the hospital! FAST!
Mii: hunggg.... *faints*

AH! MOM!
GIR: YAY DOOM!!
*Zim smacks Gir's head and makes him fixed...again*

Mii: *uncontious*
Yiz: GET TO THE VOOT!

OK! Gir: *still eating a snickers* YUMEH!

Owe gawd GIR!!!!!!!

Yeah...-aldewyen123
Yiz: *drives to the hospital* *slams the door open* *carrying mii* HELP! MY WIFE JUST FAINTED AND SHE HAS A FEVER!
Nurse: *looks at mii* We need a doctor!

Mom?...*looks at Gir* WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Gir: uh....
DON'T PLAY DUMB! YOU GAVE HER SOMETHING! WHAT WAS IT?!
Gir: *holds a snickers* want one?
GRRR! You nearly k!lled me so.....WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Gir: I SAID NOTHING!!!
Oh....sorry Gir...

Doctor: *checks her heart beat* she's going into a coma. Theres.... heres nothing we can do.
Mii: *shaking* *uncontious*
Yiz: Did she have one of those? *snatches up a snicker and reeds the ingrediants* This has WATER and BOLOGNA in it! Gir! That stuff was POISON!
Doctor: *hiches mii up to a machine*
Machine: beep...beep...beep....beep...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....

Zim:.....YOU POUSND MY F**KING MOTHER *shakeing Gir all crazy like*
Gir: oh..i'm sorry i did not know!
Zim: I CAN ALWAYS SHUT YOU DOWN FOREVER!

Yiz: Mii!
Machine* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Mii: *dead*
Yiz: If I had as much dignaty to kill that robot, I would poor hot lava onto him and rip him limb from limb!

Zim:...m-m-mom.....You! *looks at Gir* YOU DID THIS!!!
Gir: i-i-i'm-s-sorry i didn't know!
YOU WILL NOW BE SHUT DOWN...FOREVER! *presses butten*
Gir: i'm ssssooorryy....*Falls Down*.....De-actacvating....

*Zim leaves the hospitiol crying*

Sorry i was at the Doctors.....And my mom saw one of her old friends so....LONG CHAT...

Yiz: *Next to mii* ...I'm sorry. *Runs out to zim*

*at the front of the Hospitle* WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!???? *on his knees Crying*

Yiz: *comes out* *pats zim's back* I'm sorry....

*Sniff* She...SHE CAN'T BE GONE! SHE JUST CAN'T! *pounding the floor* SHE-JUST-CAN'T! *cries*

Mii: *ghost* I AIN'T GONE!
Yiz: 0-o

That sounds like Mom...

Mii: I AM mom. And why am I floating?
Yiz: uh, zim. Look up...

*Looks up and sees Mii* AH! IT'S A FLOUTING HALOWEENIE THAT AFTER MY BLOOD!!!! *hides behind Yiz and is shakeing*

Mii: B( great.... I'm a ghost, aren't I?
Yiz: Yes.
Mii: UHHH!!!! I'm a GOD! I can't die! oh well, I'll just turn into an irken again. *turns into her normal self* This happens alot.

(*;*) uhh...your...Mom...?...(fants)

Yiz: *catchs him* He's had a hard day, lets go home. *touches mii's arm and teleports home*

*Still Fanted*

Yiz: *sets him on his bed* *smiles*

Yiz: Nothing. You passed out in when gir shoved a cupcake into your mouth. Mii: *turns on gir* *erases the memory of from when he fed zim cupcakes to now*

Gir: CUPCAKES!
Wha- *Gir shoves 20 Cupcakes in Zim's Mouth*
MHFMHFMHFMHFMHFMHF!!!! (Ack! I can't breath!!! Help!)
*Falls Down and can't breath*

Mii: *takes the cupcakes out of his mouth again* GIR! Don't do that! Give him one at a time, and put it in his hands!
Yiz: *fixes gir* *puts a lock setting on him* *locks him in normal*

Gir: Sorry....
BLAH! Gir! Don't do that!
Gir: sorry....*gives a sad puppy face*
Now....I MADE COOKIES! XP

Mii: DO THEY HAVE WORMS! :D THEY WERE SO MEATY AND CHOCOLATY!
Yiz: ...um.... what?

Yep! *Gives Some Cookies To Mii* Here is a Cookie, Dad! *gives a Cookie to Yiz* XP

Mii: *eats them* MEATY! ^^ SO GOOD!
Yiz: um... *tastes it* *swallows the cookie* Hrk! *swallows* good... very delicate...

(Gasp) YOU LIKE IT! *Gives an ADORABEL puppy face*
Gir: Awwww! *eats a cookie* mmm...YUMEH! *pulles a worm out of his mouth* ooooh! IT'S ALIVE!
*still has the Cute puppy face*

Yiz: *smiles.*
Mii: D'waa! *hugs zim* You're too cute!

*Hugs Mii*
Gir: Awww! *takes a pic*

Mii: ^^

(sighs) I'm glad that i have a full Family! and i-
Gir: WHO WANTS A SNICKERS?!
Hmm....*grabs the Snicker* i looks good.
*Gir eats 2 Snickers* TRY IT!
Uhh...Ok. *unwraps it*

Mii: NO! *snaches it* IT WILL KILL YOU!

*going to bed... night...*

*Oh Ok....Night...^-^*

... Um... Why is the story even going on now Invader Zim?
Derp

.....Hi...

Hi... (O_O)

Mii: >:U Dun hurt mah baby! *hugs zim*

*hugs* anyway, *grabs the Snickers* how can this K!ll me?

Gir: *eats 5 snickers* Yum!

Mii: It has water and balogna in it!

(O-0) FORGET THAT THEN! *throws the Candy on the floor and steps on it like 15 times* (panting) *grabs a flamethrower and burns it alot* (Panting again)
I feel Better now!

Gir: I MAKING TOAST! *gives some toast to Zim and Mii*

Mii: ...I'd pass earth food. If this was irken food, then yes. But I don't want to die again. I've died 7 times already.

YOU DIED 7 TIMES?!

Gir: I am hungry! *eats toast*

Mii: Yes. I'm a god. You're a half-blood. Miivascious, god of truth. I know when miz is coming. I can sence danger. My sister is the god of lying. She is married to haydes and I never trust her. Also, yiz is a regular irken, only with my powers.
Yiz: Hence you are a half-blood.

Zim: Wow....Cookie?

DZ: And what about me?

Mii: You are actually a god, too. Arisoon, you are the god of slavery. Zim, you are Zimaris, god of rebelience.

Zim: COOL!

DZim: .......Of course....S l a v e r y...

Mii: Well, It's just a name. I might be able to change it, but at first, the gods wanted to name you arisoon, god of death. I think you can be named, Arisoon, god of freedom.

Zim: I RAN OUT OF COOKIES! *runs to get more and Bang head agants a wall* .......I'M OK!

DZ: *trying to hold his laughter but can't* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*falles down* HAHAHAHAHA--OW! What th- my head hurts!

Zim: I'm ok i just have a head wound...

Mii: ...you guys are linked... I think...

DZim: Really? hmm....*pinches Zim's arm*
Zim: Ow!
DZim: .....Ow!
Zim: uhhh....ok...i'm gunna make cookies now...*walks to the kitchen*
DZim: hmm....*Quietly makes an evil laugh*
Zim: now i need to put them in the oven and put the timer for-
*DZim punches him self*
Zim: for- OW! *drops the timer a lands on Zim's foot* DOUBLE OW!
DZim: *laughs*

Mii: *scowls at them*

Z&DZ: (0_0) *hold each other*
Zim: uh...i'll make the cookies now! *Runs to the kitchen*
DZ: uh...WAIT FOR ME! *Runs to Zim*

Mii: that's better. *smiles*

*in the kitchen*
Zim: ok now we put a dash of-
DZim: Your mom scares me.....
Zim: ......What did you expext, Mary popens?
DZim: meyby.....
Zim: ugh! *Contines making cookies*
DZim: Can i be near you?
Zim: uhhhhhh.....o..k.

Mii: *sits on the couch* *hugs larve**is dressed in her tasllest uniform*

DZim: hey are the cookies done?
Zim: no they are no-*DING* Never mind! *grabs the cookies* OH HOT HOT HOT HOT!!! *trips on a pan* WHOA! *falls and Cookies fly off* uh oh...
*The cookies hit Mii*
Z&DZ: (O_O)*Both at the same time* OH CRAP! WERE DOOMED!

Mii: *transforms into a cat* REOW *throws the cookie to gir*

Gir: *DONK* .........YAY COOKIE!

Zim: uh...mom why are you a cat?
DZim: Awww you look cute! *grabs Mii*

Mii: -.- survival instinct.

DZ: AWW YOU ARE THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY HOLE LIFE...Really...
Zim: oh...ok...Anyhow the cookies are done...

Mii: *makes an adorable squee face* YAY!

*sry, went to see RIPD*

DZ: AWW! WHO'S THE CUTIE? WHO'S THE CUTIE! THATS RIGHT YOU ARE! *tickles Mii's tummy*
Zim: (O-o) WTW?

Mii: Why am I enjoying this?

brb

Zim: uhhh...do ya like that mom?
DZ: HEE HEE!! YOU ARE SO CUTE!!!! *Cuddles Mii* Awww!!! YOU ARE SOOO CUTE AS A KITTIE!!! *makes a skeak noise*

Mii: ^^ *purs* *Sry, I fainted. now I have an awful head ache.*

Zim: O-o Did you just...purr?
DZim: I NEVER SEEN THIS MUCH CUTENESS BEFORE!!!!
Zim: Well i'm gunna make the cookies now.
DZim: Hey Zim, wanna hold your mom?
Zim: I WILL NO- (looks at Mii) hmm..well.... ok. *DZ gives Mii to Zim*
Zim: hmm...the cuteness is getting to me now...
DZ: SEE?

Mii: ^^ I like this! *purs louder* *rubs her head on zim*

Zim: Aww...Wait did I Aw?!...oh well.*hugs Mii* this Cutness...it feels wired...
DZim: Well get happy then!
Zim: WELL THEN! *pokes DZim*
DZim: Hey...

Mii: *falls asleep purring*

DZim: *wispers* Hey your mom's asleep.
Zim: *Wispers* Oh...*lays Mii on the couch* Aww...she looks all peaceful.
DZim: Yeah. I'll get the cookies.
Zim: Ok, *Looks at Mii* Awww....ya know she was careing for me, and she just turned into a cat, and now i fee-
DZ: I got the cookies...
Zim: oh ok.

Mii: *wakes up* WORM COOKIES?! *makes cute yay face**eyes get huge*

Z&DZ: (o.o) THOSE EYES.......(fants)

Gir: A cat! *gives the cookies to Mii*

Mii: ^^ *eats the cookies*

Gir: YAY A CAT!!! *hugs Mii*

Mii: *coughs* >_o

Mii: { )

Gir: you wanna eat this shoe? *grabs Zim's boot*

Mii: ... °touches zims shoulder° °makes him wake up°

Zim: Huh? *looks at Gir* GIMME THAT! *grabs his boot* *looks at Mii* I see ya got the cookies...
Gir: I WANT ONE! *grabs a cookie*

Mii: *arm is swollen* yeah... earth bees suck... *tries not to scratch arm*

Zim: hmmm...Here *rubs a cream on Mii's arm* this will make it not be all itchy...^-^
DZ: *gets up* huh what happend?
Gir: *eats a cookie*

Gir Noooooooooo Whhhyyyyyyy

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