My new motto

bless you skye

Sorry I ever met you.

THIS.

O.O

Wait, what happened?

mei's pi.ssed and hates me cuz im engaged to maynard

No not that.

why then? because i joke around? because i have no common sense? because i'm mental? because you overreact to everything i do?

Just calm down guys. We all mess up like that.

of what
trin, you're acting suicidal and it's really scaring me.

aahh...

yeah, i'm ok... mei just hates me and i dont know why.

Trin just tell him. idefk care anymore

No. I don't want to. You do it.

AT was good at first. Then it just went down the drain.

CHEESECAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

I have my white balloon in my hand. I drew mochi america on it a face and it's scary as sh!t

i've done that with iggy.
...dear god it gave me nightmares.

YOU WIN AT LIFE PAD OMFG X'D

Maynard made me germany when i woke up -n-:

I DROPPED IT-oh yay i found my pole.

someone just tell me, please.

Trin. Teeeeeeeelllllll hhhhiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmm

tellll mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

cheesecake.
i cant eat it cuz of maynard. can i have some. o-o

Ric: *fapfapfap*

NO. I'M A STUBBORN B!TCH AND YOU TELL HIM. *does fail cartwheel*

why are you even fapping ric

NOO. GTFO RIC. *pole in hand* We don't need a blood.bath don't we?

NOOOO HE'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT

and he's right jd
it sucks baIIs

I have goggles made on Canada.

IN*

trin u lil sh!t
tell me

I thinks she left :Y

Canada: *sulks in corner*

AUSTRIAxPRUSSIA

Ric: *sits on Mei*
Me: He weighs over 500 pounds.

Cuz my friend ships it

*not dead* I'M A CAPITAL. FU.CK. YOU'RE OBESE LIKE AMERICANS. HEH. JESUS CHRIST.

I saw this funny thing where Austria and Prussia were dancing in Lady Gaga outfits.

Ric: *starts fapping* hurrhurr hourglass figure *drools*

Wait never mind that's happening right now. Denmark is still in his boxers. OH NO GERMANY IS DRUNK

Ric: *destroys gun and bullet with the power of fapping*

DON'T YOU DARE RIC. *points gun to his head*

Ric: *destroys gun with the power of fapping*

*sighs* Everybody died ok

I spoke too soon.

Germany stop poking me

Germany: Nein. owo *drunk as.s*

I'm a freak. oh look I need to go *flies out window*

*throws chip at Prussia and runs*

Ric: *still fapping*

I'M SORRY I WAS P!SSED and maynard doesn't like being vemted at apparently so NOW I'M NOT ANY BETTER

*vented

trinity tell me please im begging you

brb
again
fu.cking hell my schedule i need to practice my cello i have to teach a lesson tomorrow

I didn't tell her, you guys did... and i'm sorry, you guys figured it out, so it's technically your faults, not mine... so she hates me because of you guys.

thanks.
i'm going to vent and play metallica songs over and over now.

TELL THE REST I''LL SEE IT IN ANBIT OK

I'm not! it really was you guys, if it wasn.t for you making it obvious she wouldn't have known! i remember it perfectly!

:-: ...
you guys
tell mei i understand perfectly, i used to be just like that. where are you talking to her anyway.

ok now awful metallica puns
that HARVESTER OF SORROWS really ONE this round! I didn't FADE TO BLACK from sadness cuz of him! He was really the MASTER OF PUPPETS with my emotions! Glad I didn't have to go to the SANITARIUM! I know, it's SAD BUT TRUE!
//dies

seriously, where? tumblr?

yeah that took all of my dignity to send im sorry about that i'm just really stupid right now because maynard's pi.ssed at me and metallica :D

where tHOUGH ARE YOU FRIENDS IRL I'M DYING

oh... which you yelled at me at :n:

yES I WAS PLAYING IT EARLIER YES YES JD YES
PLAY VICARIOUS
AND SANITARIUM AND PARABOLA AND SCHISM AND BYOB

wHY CAN'T I JUST BE A GIRL
THEN SHE'D ACTUALLY LIKE ME.

and everyone yells at me anyway, it's just human nature to, i guess :w:
it ends up with someone scea.ming at me, and then i cry, and then they yell at me more for being an emotional wreck that can't control what he does because i'm endlessly tormented by something nobody can hear but me... ;-;

I KNOW WHAT HAVING CHILDREN FEELS LIKE SORTA
isabelle broke my hand when giving birth. fu.cking hell. :-:

jfc i was in more pain than she was at the end.

periods only happen once a month jd

i'm kinda thinking about it again though...

nOT PERIODS WHAT NO THAT'S NOT IT I PROMISE

ugh
i can't
even
think about anything
without
being distracted by 'thank you'
no
i didnt do anything
i haVEN'T SATISFIED YOUR SE.XUAL NEEDS, MR VOICE FU.CK OFF OK?!

i seriously just got depressed again
uuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
i'M STILL SICK

maynard isn't helping at all
i just need to drink myself to death...

nobody would care, they're all angry at me anyway... they've all left...

no, i was joking...

We talked on Air Conditioning: Never Lived

i'm sorryyyyyy >n< *runs away and hits head against wall repeatedly*

...*hugs you* stahp

sorry... :-:
i didn't know...

*glomped* GAH! IT'S OK LUD! *falls*

nooOOO IT'S NOT OK I ACTED LIKE A DI.CK AND I'M SORRYYYY ;^;

*gets up* No stahp shush. *hugs tightly* I'm sorry I was b!tch too. I just had to let it out or depression happens

maynard stole mr fluffy
this is how we met.
this is how i hated him for 2 years and stalked him until he got home.
god i was a creepy kindergartener ouo

noo, you had a reasoooon....
...sorta.......

so... will you add me back to your good list...?...

o-o dang. *pokes arm* cuz poking people is fun.

yes

*arm falls off* BRAAAAINS
(idefk)

i used to be like that over my uncle
he was mean to me

eww my neck made an AWFUL cracking noise but that felt good

DON'T. KEEL. YOURSELF. oh yeah. KAKUZU! LUD'S ARM FELL OFF!

Kakuzu: Pay up.

Exuse me?

Kakuzu: fine...

same with my uncle but he was mean. :u

lock yourself in your room with a knife. that's what I do only with my pole. THAT STILL DOESNT HAVE BLOOD owe

hehehe
with a pole
hehehe

IT DOES LOOK LIKE A CHAMELEON

No its a pole to hold up a shelf. I found it in my house.

OH
OH
OH
I HAVE A GASMASK
WEEEEEEeeee dear god i would be the first to die in ww2 if you think about it
he kiIIed jews and gays
...i'm both of those.

i have a streetlight ouo

But you would be in the axis. YOUR HAMBURG.

if i wasn't though.

I was lezbo when I was 9

maynard has begun the apology ritual

i was gay when i was like
8 ''orz

Who can bite into icecream or a popcicle without getting teethfreeze?

not me
hell no

*bites into popsicle* aaAAAAAAAGH IT HUUUURTS HEEELP I'M GONNoh it's done now

*cough* Add me back Lud?

TRINITY
ARE YOU TRANS
ARE YOU PAN
ARE YOU BI
ARE YOU HETERO
ARE YOU H0MO
ARE YOU A
TELL US

If you can you must be the spawn of Satan... I can

not adding anyone right now; i'm getting off in a bit, gomen. -n-

im pans but I think i like a girl

I LIKE MY BEST FRIEND WHO'S A GIRL

i can be in freezing cold water and not get hypothermia
i've had severe hypothermia once though
...they had to shove a needle in my bladder ;A;

TRINITY
PLEASE
I'M DYING
YOU'RE K!LLING YOUR FRIEND who's already dying of cancer SAVE HIS LIFE BY TELLING HIM even though he wants to be a female SAVE HIIIM

Why do you have to delete us when ur getting off?

Her name is Olivia and we act the same.

It'll sc.rew up my ds. That's why it broke for a bit.

OMF ITS RAINING

Oh! Olivia was the name of one of the many girls that dragged me into their group even though it was obvious i was a guy and didn't want to know how their bo.obs are doing!

IT IS TO YOUR FRIEND WITH LEUKEMIA
god i cant even spell that right now

We went to the middle school and I think we're going to the same highschool. We both go to the same church.

YOU CAN TELL ME IF I HAVE TO GO AND GET NEEDLES SHOVED INTO ME QUITE A LOT.

DON'T MAKE HIM CRY

IF HE CRIES IT MAKES PEOPLE SAD THEN THEY CRY TOO

No Dragon-chan is an internet friend. wtf lud. no. ew. thats gross. srsly

god im gonna throw up in a second i have that weird acidy feeling in the bottom of my stomach

*sniff* ;n;...

THAT WAS TRIN

Getting a needle shoved into you is uh... no.

noo o oooo oo o i'm gonna die soooon dont make me die not knowiiiing

chemotherapy, mei

Metz is behind you Lud careful

god did you think it was st.eroids
hell no
i like my di.ck the way it is thank you

...that was creepy gomen

THAT'S WHY YOU TAKE THIS SPECIAL VIRGIN CLAY. IT TAKES OUT ALL THE TOXINS N' SH!T

tell me and i wont cry ok

OMF LUD NO X'D

if that worked irl i would be rich

Tell you what? o-o

whAT I DON'T WANT IT TO SHRINK AND I DON.T WANNA GET BRAIN CANCER STEROIDS ARE STUPID

trin's se.xuality

I JUST REALIZED IM STILL HUGGING YOU O-O *unhugs*...

idefk bi?

'Silver Spoon wants to play!'
oH OH
UMM
OH UM OH
I UM
YEAH
UM OK SORRY UM I'M UM
BUSY AT THE UM
MOMENT UHH

MY GLASSES ARE FILTHY EW. THAT DISGUSTING. NASTY.

no it does to me
it matters more than life itself
i will cry irl
dont make me
dont you dare

I STILL SHIP AUSTRIAxPRUSSIA IN LADY GAGA OUTFITS DANCING

i ship prussia and hungary... and austria and nobody... because he's mean to me D':

hhhh

TRIN TELL US
WHY IS IT SO HARD
*cries*

yes Austria is a jerk but an exellcent uke... I SAID NOTHING *flies out window*

*takes your popcorn* tell me. tell me or popcorn and mr db get it.

Ti Juana. No lo hagas yorar *Can't spell to save life*

mei
the rule of my gallery is no spanish speaking allowed

i cant converse to either of you in german or korean so
it makes me paranoid that youre insulting me or something

TRIN PLEASE
you're making me sad now. i dont wanna be sad again, trin. i dont.

Can I climb on someone tall?

my back is sore, and i feel sick.

My mom finally saw yaoi yesterday on accident. I told her to see the first impression on hetalians. She asked "Are they being gay?" I replied "Welcome to anime."

...fine. im leaving now...

GUYS MY CURL IS GONE AND NOW I HAVE THE THING THAT AMERICA HAS ON HIS HEAD. A COWLICK I BELIEVE

GUYS NO

NUUUU *forever alone*

i have to get ready for work and im just sad now.

My curl is gone :-; bye. *hugs and sobs into your stomach*

kff... now you have one like maynard's, though! :D... *tilts it a little* ...ehhh it's crooked. *tilts it more* fuuu- *basically mo.lesting your curl by now*

*massive blush* s-stop...

*puts one strand in it* perfect, now i'm done. :D

T-THATS AN E-ERO ZONE

SAME FOR ME *points at you* O-O

Yeah yeah. America IS going to be surprised. *feels sorry for fratellos*

DANG IT WOMAN *tilts it again*
trinity you idiot i drew you something

S-STOP! *covers face*

...*tilts curl very slightly left and then stretches* grAAAH -w- *lays on floor* i love stretching.

i'm gonna take a shower, cry a little, do other things... and go to work. bye now :u

... :I

*shakes head slightly and facepalms* Silly

ok bye. *hugs*

YOU MESSED IT UPPP *reaches up from on the floor* I CAN'T REEEACH

bai. *hug* :3

Well now you can reach... sh!t

*fixes it*

hhhhh- gets up slowly. Well, TO AIR CONDITIONING: NEVER LIVED! *jumps in air* YEAH!