AHEM, HERE IS DE STORY:
I was sitting in my lab, Bionic Dream on my table. I was re-programming her because she was not responding to my movements lately. It had been two months after the zombie apocolypse started. It was about one-thousand miles away. I had nothing to worry about. I plugged in a cord from Bionic Dream's ear. I simply conn.ected two wires, and she sat up. I said hello slowly, to make sure she was responding. She looked at me. "Why are you talking like that? And why am I plugged into the wall?" I sighed with relief. "You weren't responding at all this morning!" "Really? I wonder why." I unplugged her. Her hooves made a loud noise as she landed. "Oh! I heard a strange noise this morning." "Strange?" "Yes, this sound was not in my databank. Would you like me to play it back for you?" "Yes, and please tell me what time you heard this." "This was heard at 2:47 AM." Her eyes darkened, and her jaw lowered. She played the sound she heard this morning. It was quiet. I could tell it was from far away, considering the bad quality. I couldn't describe the sound. "End playback." She did as I ordered. Her eyes brightened, and her jaw went to its original position. I plugged her into my monitor, and attached a keyboard. I typed up the datafile. I played it back a few times. I slowed it down, and sped it up. Not any strange messages. Just that eerie noise. I typed some more. "Should I put this on a forum, Bio?" Her eyes flashed. "Possibly. This does not seem like this is in your range of knowledge. I will look up any possible forums to post on." I waited. She quickly made a ringing noise. "I have found one compatible." The forum appeared on the monitor. I attached the datafile. I typed, "Unknown", and then posted. I went into the kitchen the make dinner. As I was halfway done with preperations, Bionic Dream made a dinging noise. "You have a reply, sir!" I turned on the oven. "Please read it to me!", I shouted from the kitchen. It took awhile to load.

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"This is not a good sound. You should really-" The wall quickly crashed. I ran into my lab. It was the noise I couldn't figure out! Bionic Dream was under the pile of broken wall. I could not hear her. I quickly dug through the pile. I pulled her out. I needed her. She had tools. Ones to survive. The strange ponies were attacking her. They had scattered flesh outside. They were utterly disgusting. I realized, but, it couldn't be! They quickly ripped Bio apart. I was in tears. She was blacked out. I couldn't save her now. I tried to attack. It backfired horribly. They gnashed at my eye, I quickly tore away. It burned. As I was trying to run away, they tore at my flank. I pulled away with all my strength and ran. I quickly grabbed Bio's only remain. Her horn. I was bleeding everywhere and I was crying. The pain was unbearable. I had also lost my only friend.

wow. thank.

Very nice, and the story made it better.