I was playing with my cousin. I saw a pool-cleaner (Umm...), picked it up, and said, "It isn't a shovel, but it'll do! Who wants to play the Shovel Game?" Only my sister knew what it REALLY was, and she kinda backed off (Because Imma phycotic noodle). My youngest cousin- he picked up another pool-cleaner, and started 'fighting' me with it. He was winning. But I was only playing. He was acting all tough when I told him I was playing, and I could easily beat him in a real fight. I then asked him who invented the Shovel Game, since he's such a genious at it (sarcasm). He said, "Me!"
I spaced out a bit.
His name is Jack.
I told him this: "If you had no eyes and ate kidneys, then yes, you invented the Shovel Game."
He was a bit freaked out by that.
I continued making references throughout the rest of the day.
So yay you. Now, I need to clean MY shovel... So... CYA.
Comments
30 Jun, 2013, 7:04 am
The awesomest table ever :D
30 Jun, 2013, 7:14 am
The kind of table you put in your living room.
30 Jun, 2013, 8:26 am
Dose legs [get it?]
xDD
30 Jun, 2013, 8:33 am
:D - gives bucket of kidneys at you- :D Dont ask where I got them! :3
30 Jun, 2013, 9:06 am
u are a table...
u'll always be a table....
30 Jun, 2013, 12:23 pm
And I'm a Planometer!
30 Jun, 2013, 1:13 pm
We'll ALL be tables! *TT (it's a table XD)
30 Jun, 2013, 2:02 pm
You can be whatever your heart desires, if you beliiiiiiivvvvvvvveeeeee.
30 Jun, 2013, 2:02 pm
Eyeless Jack table is best table
01 Jul, 2013, 12:33 am
I'm not a piano, nor do I have any pianos in me...
Just getting that point across for you TableFace...
01 Jul, 2013, 12:51 am
I added you on pokemon White
01 Jul, 2013, 11:10 am
im a sofa :D
01 Jul, 2013, 5:32 pm
S-A-T-A-N,
S-A-T-A-N,
AND SATAN WAS HIS NAME O.
02 Jul, 2013, 4:40 pm
XD have fun with that Jack.
(BTWs its Demonwolf incase your thinking imma stalkerrrr O3o)
03 Jul, 2013, 1:22 am
Indeed, fine sir.
*puts on monocle*
03 Jul, 2013, 12:17 pm
some people who commented above me are seriously weird
but im ok with it
03 Jul, 2013, 6:38 pm
My pokemon team is in lvl100...but I can battle you with other lower leveled pokemon.<:)
04 Jul, 2013, 3:22 am
um eyeless
WHY THE FAK IS YOUR SHADOW IN MY ROOM
04 Jul, 2013, 8:33 pm
You go to the Wi-fi Room.Its on the second floor.It's in the middle.
05 Jul, 2013, 12:59 am
Ok.I'm in there right now.
05 Jul, 2013, 3:13 am
Oi... Mr. Table, sir...
Was it you who invented the Shovel Game?
06 Jul, 2013, 8:00 am
so GOOD you remember me XD well im happy your back my fuzzy buddy
06 Jul, 2013, 8:30 pm
Best.
Table.
EVER!
07 Jul, 2013, 3:35 am
Story time! :I
I was playing with my cousin. I saw a pool-cleaner (Umm...), picked it up, and said, "It isn't a shovel, but it'll do! Who wants to play the Shovel Game?" Only my sister knew what it REALLY was, and she kinda backed off (Because Imma phycotic noodle). My youngest cousin- he picked up another pool-cleaner, and started 'fighting' me with it.
He was winning.
But I was only playing.
He was acting all tough when I told him I was playing, and I could easily beat him in a real fight. I then asked him who invented the Shovel Game, since he's such a genious at it (sarcasm). He said, "Me!"
I spaced out a bit.
His name is Jack.
I told him this:
"If you had no eyes and ate kidneys, then yes, you invented the Shovel Game."
He was a bit freaked out by that.
I continued making references throughout the rest of the day.
So yay you.
Now, I need to clean MY shovel...
So...
CYA.
07 Jul, 2013, 9:52 pm
the table is your spirit animal
08 Jul, 2013, 12:17 am
D.amn its been a while Jack...
18 Jul, 2013, 9:53 am
*Puts a kidney on the table* OK JACK I FOUND A KIDNEH FOR YA.
18 Jan, 2014, 10:15 pm
-sets a tablecloth on your head- :T okay