Me: ewe Ikr?
Aaron: Stop talking about me like I'm not here!
Me: *Yandere face*

Me: Yes, yes it does.
Aaron: *Seething*

Me: Looks like I've got something to tell my friends on facebook. Aaron: *almost flips me da bird*

(Note: Lynden, he was in a gang previously in his life. He isn't now, but he would beat you up if he's mad enough. Me and CC haven't been because he's got a big problem with hitting girls...oh, he swears when he's angry, so here we gooooooo!)
Aaron: *Glaring daggers at Lynden* F*ck off.
Me: Aaron, be polite.
Aaron: That was private, d*mn it! How the h*ll am I supposed to calm down?!

Aaron: Because she was too f*cking nosy, that's why. Did SHE tell you?

Mwah: Hey Aaron if it makes you feel better I have junk in da trunk... of my truck! Cookies, cheetos, anybody? (passes out refreshments)

Me: CHEETOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!
Aaron: *Glares angrily at all of us*
Me: *Looks at you guys* Lynden, where did YOU find out about this?
Aaron: *All focus on Lynden* Yeah, where?
Me: *Sneaks up behind him with the remenants of a bag of Cheetos*
Aaron: WHERE?!?!
Me: *Suddenly dumps Cheeto crumbs on his head, sits in seat again*
Aaron: Who. Did. That?

Me: I put two and two together when you were singing her name last week.

Oh, a little boy ran up behind you, dumped chetos on your head, and was about to put ice cubes down your neck, but then you were like, who did dat? *expert realistic liar here!

Aaron: A little boy? *Thinking* CHIROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Me: *Bursts out laughing*
Aaron: A-and I don't know what you're talking about! I don't sing!
Me: Oh really? *Pulls out audio recorder* I was at your house last weekend.
Aaron: When? I don't remember that!
Me: *Presses play* When you were in the shower.
*Aaron's voice starts singing very beautifully*
Aaron: *Blushing supremely* I. Am. Going. To. K!ll. Both. Of. You!

(Note: Chiro is a little boy that will soon be in the RP, so keep an eye out for him.)

*polishes off bag of cheetos* Aaron, come on just eat a cookie. (uses ninja skills to throw cookie and get it half in his mouth, half out)

Aaron: Mmphgmphm!
Me: What? I can't uderstand you. Quit talking with your mouth full!
Aaron: *Reaches up to grab cookie out of mouth*
Me: *Smacks his hand at the perfect moment, making cookie go into his mouth fully*
Aaron: *Eyes bug out as he tries to swallow cookie*
Me: *Hugs him* Love you.
Aaron: *Glares at me* Mph. Mgn. Mphm.
Me: Yes I do!

Aaron: *Finally swallows cookie* Stop touching me!

Me: No! Only I can do that!
Aaron: H-hey, cut it out!
Me: No. *Super hugging him* Gimme a piggy-back ride!
Aaron: No! Why the h*ll would I want to do that?
Me: *Yandere face* Because you don't want this- *Waves audio recorder in front of his face* -to end up on YouTube.
Aaron: *Blanches* Y-you wouldn't.
Me: Piggy-back ride.
Aaron: *Grumbling* Fine...

Wait... (puts one hundred lb. weight on his back, shoves him on the grass, rolls him down a hill of epicly placed duct tape, taping it to his back.) Me:dere you go, Ms. Fangirl. Aaron: Lynden, one more thing, and I am gonna shove my size 12 romeos up your a$$!

Me: Sounds familiar... oh well! (takes recorder out of Fan Girl's hands, presses play) TONITE, ON AMERICAN IDOL!!!

I'm thinking about this conversation in rl, at a picnic place :D

Me: DOGPILE AARON!!!! Aaron: OH MAI GAWD F***ING STOP LYNDEN YOU PIECE OF S***!

(^ xD That's just funny!)
Aaron: *Groaning* H-hey, could someone PLEASE get this off of my back?
Me: OMG, WHERE'S RYAN SEACREST?!?! I NEED TO K!LL HIM FOR BEING A BAD HOST AND PICKING BAD JUDGES!!!!!
Aaron: Helloooo, I'm under a super-heavy weight here?
Me: Oh, right. *Cuts ducttape with super-scissors* PIGGY BACK RIDE!!!! >:V
Aaron: Fine...*Starts walking in circles*
Me: Faster, faster!
Aaron: *Speeds uo, walking past Lynden*
Me: *Grabs audio recorder* I will smash this if you give me, CC, and Lynden as many piggy-back rides as we want.
Aaron: Deal. Now smash it.
Me: Not until everyone goes home, after ALL the piggy-back rides are finished! >:3

(I didn't see your last comment until I posted mine! XD)
Aaron: *Grabs Lynden by the shirt* Stop. Messing. With. Me.

Aaron: *Still holding Lynden, with me on his back* ...Fine...

Me:NOT! (kicks him in the nards) And he's down! (everyone except Aaron) ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!...

(Aaron gets up, followed by an akward silence) Aaron: DIE!!!! *Fangirl slides off his back, as Aaron charges at me* (fangirl and Cloudclan scre.aming for piggyback rides as I sidestep Aaron, who becomes out cold hitting the truck of junk food)

Me: No! Bad Lynden. You CANNOT and WILL NOT injure my OCs again. Don't make me go mama-tiger on you. *Growls*
Aaron: *Groaning, rolling on the ground* Owwwwwww...

Me: I assume the piggyback rides are all done, then? Cloudclan: Nah, let's just wait 'till he comes to. Then we get the piggyback rides we deserve!

Me: okay, den. I didn't really injure him by knocking him out, that was his fault. You can blame me for the kick in the nards. (bends toward Aaron) Hey buddy... I'm sorry. I just don't want a certian SOMEONE, to go mama tiger on me. *helps him up*

Aaron: *Glares at Lynden* Stay the h*ll away from me.
Me: No piggy-back rides now, he's practically crippled.
Aaron: No, I'm fine-
Me: *Removes recording* Sorry for putting you through all of this... *Snaps recording in half*
Aaron: I'll still give people- except a certain person -a piggy-back ride if they want...
Me: I'm good...

(looks at finger) Me: Oh mai gawds DAT HURT LIKE HAIL! (Aaron snickers)

Aaron: I'm going to leave you behind, Lynden. *Puts me on his back, runs away*
Me: Wheeeeeeee!!!!!

Me: *Pokes your head* Duh, you're still on his back. -3-

(pulls out megaphone and yells at you from 100 yards away) AARON! Y U B LEAVIN' ME BRO!? Aaron: Is he always like this? Me (still with megaphone) ONLY ON MONDAYZ, BRO!

Me: *Pats CC's hair* Yes, yes I did.
Aaron: Can we PLEASE go home?
Me: Yes, we can go home.
Aaron: Great! *Runs really fast through town*

Me: *Smiles* 'Cause it's fun! *Hugs you*
Aaron: *Looks around* He didn't follow us, did he?
Me: Noooooooope.
Aaron: *Sighs* Good.

Me: Oh no! *Looks around* Imma help you find them!
Aaron: *Finds a bag*You mean these? *Holds up bag*

Aaron: *Smirks* I took them from Jackson's pocket when he wasn't looking. Looks like he took them from you.
Me: *Shoves his shoulder* You're lying.
Aaron: *Laughs* Am not.
Me: *Pushes him again*
Aaron: Ahhhhh! *Stumbles, falling onto you*

Me: *Giggles uncontrolably*
Aaron: *Blushes* S-sorry... *Tries to get up, can't* Hey, why-
Me: Your hands landed in super glue.

Aaron: *Sneezes*
Me: You sounded like a kitty! *Hides bottle of super-glue*
Aaron: What. Is. That?
Me: *Sing-song* Nothi-iing...
Aaron: I'm not kidding.
Me: *Pets his head*

Aaron: *Looks at me* Do I even WANT to know what the h*ll she's talking about?
Me: Nope. *Pulls him to his feet*
Aaron: What happened?
Me: While you were distracted, a gopher ate the glue.

Me: But not as cute as Kaito. u//w//u
Aaron: *Shakes head* You two are crazy...
Me: *Looks at you* Let's get him. *Jumps onto Aaron's back*
Aaron: Hey! What the h*ll are you doing?
Me: C'mon Rin!

Me: H-hey! In case you haven't noticed, I'm on his back!
Aaron: There is no way in h*ll I'm just gonna stand here! *Runs away really fast*

Aaron: SH.IIIT!!!!!
Me: RUN FASTEEEEEEER!!!

Me: *Stops Aaron, looks at you* NO. You will NOT touch him, do you understand me?
Aaron: *Nervous* I don't think she's stopping!!!

Me: *Pats your head* Good.
Aaron: C-can we please just go home and stay home?
Me: *Thinks* Yes.
Aaron: Yesssss!
Me: If!
Aaron: If what?
Me: If Rin-chan comes with us.

Aaron: Fine.
Me: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! :3

Aaron: I'm going to assume you guys want another piggyback ride?
Me: No, I'm good...

Aaron: *Sighs* Fine...

Aaron: IF you can catch me. *Runs away*

( Meh, I curse freely when I'm not at school/around family. )
Me: Aaron!
Aaron: *Grabs a random jetpack from off the ground, flying into the air*

Me: Oh no you don't! *Pulls out cell phone* [Insert bffs names here] Guys, get over here! Bring your sisters and the dog!

Me: Oh, that's it! *Clears throat, then bellows* ALL MY FRIENDS COME HERE NOW!!!!!
Aaron: *Sighs, still flying* Not again.....

(On your what? What's FL? I've got 24 IRL, and that's not counting all of my aquantances that I like... In all, I'd say I've got somewhere around a total of 54...)

(I've got 15 on my FL. Everyone in my grade knows WHO I am, but I don't recognize one in ten people...)

(Meh, I 'know' them...let's just say that I don't hide my distaste for certain people...)
*Sudden thundering sound*
Me: *Smiles* Mah peeps be here.
Aaron: Aww shiz, dis 'gun get cereal!
(I get loopy/odd when listening to Bon Jovi, sorry...)

Aaron: How the h*ll did you get up here?

Me: *Looks up* Don't make me get the narwhale.
*Horde of people suddenly stop behind me in a cloud of dust*
Me: Yay, you're here!!! Fairy dust.
Bff: *Pours fairy dust onto my head*
Me: *Flies upwards* Wheeeee!!!
Aaron: *Loop-de-loops, knocking you off his back*

Aaron: *Dodges sock* I thought you could fly?
Me: *Looks down at my army of friends/aquaintances* CHAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!

Aaron: Seriously?!
My army: *Flies into the air*

Aaron: W-wait!!!
Me: CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!
Army: *Flies directly at you and Aaron*
Aaron: SH!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!! *Flies away*

(Did you really just do that? xD)
Aaron: *Throws you off towards tha army* I'm outta here!!! *Flies to Japan*

Me: Follow her!!! *Poofs self and army to Narnia*

Me: Because, Narnia's awesome. That, and YOU are the one we're after. >:3

Me: Because you called for knives! ):V

Me: Meh. Aaron's in Japan, how bad can it be?
Aaron: *Being chased around by Japanese people with sushi knives*

Me: *Pokes you* The White Witch is dead. That's just grass, stupid.
Aaron: *Becomes friends with the Japanese, eats sushi*

Me: Uh-huh.
Aaron: *Flies to Narnia, bringing sushi, anime, and manga in a bag*

Aaron: Hey, we have to go home if you wanna watch it. No tv's in Narnia, remember?

Me: AWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! *Instantly poofs us back to my house*

Me: Thanks!
Aaron: It's pink?
Me: It's freakin' lavender, you stupido!!

Me & Aaron: *Still arguing about the color of my house*
Aaron: It's bright freakin' pink!
Me: It's lavender!!!
Aaron: Pink!
Me: Lavender!
Aaron: PINK!!
Me: LAVENDER!!!
Aaron: PINK!!!!!!
Me: WE SOUND LIKE FOUR-YEAR-OLDS!!!!
Aaron: YES, YES WE DO!!!!!
Both: *Start laughing our butts off*

Me: No, it's lavender!
Aaron: Well, it looks pink to me.
Me: A bus driver called it blue once...
Aaron: How can a pink house be mistaken for blue?

Me: ...That could be it.
Aaron: So we're both right?
Me: No. You're ALWAYS wrong.
Aaron: What?!

Me: I said you're always wrong. Which animes did you bring back?
Aaron: I'm not entirely sure, they're all in Japanese...
Me: Wait, you didn't stop to get them challenged?
Aaron: Uhhhhh...no?

(How did I not catch that it said challenged, not translated?)
Me: *Jumping around like Momiji* What is it, what is iiiiiiiiit?

(Can Kyo crash through my roof, pleeeeeeeease?)
Me: Oh. Weeeeell.....
Aaron: Can't we just go to-
Me: No.

(Yay!!! Cue entrance of Furuba!!!)
Aaron: Did you even know what I was gonna say? *Hands you a box of cookies*
Me: Nope.
Aaron: I was going to suggest talking to Haru or Yuki, buuuuut...
-Doorbell rings-
Me: *Opens door slightly, not looking outside* Hello?
Voice: Ms. Renee, is that you?
Me: *Opens door wider, smiles* Yuki, hi! This is a surprise.
Aaron: No it's not.
Me: *Looks at Aaron, confused* What do you mean?
Aaron: I was in Japan, so I invited the Sohmas over.
Yuki: *Smiles* I must've gotten here first, then.
Momiji: *Jumps over Yuki and me, landing on Aaron's shoulders* Not quite!
Me: Momiji!
Momiji: Sierra, how've you been?
Me: I've been good! *Looks at you* Oh! Momiji, Yuki, I'd like to introduce you to my friend Michelle.

Momiji: Okay!!! *Jumps off of Aaron, hugs you*
Yuki: Momiji, you're gonna-
Momiji: *Transforms*
Yuki: Transform...

Momiji: Well I like hugs.
Yuki: Momiji, you really should ask before you transform near strangers.
Momiji: Sorry...
Me: U-um, Yuki...
Yuki: Yes, you can. *Smiles at me*
Me: *Smiles back* Thanks. *Hugs him*
Yuki: *Transforms*
Me: *Walks downstairs* So, when should every-
-Crashing sound from above-
Yuki: Oh great, I forgot he was coming... *Sighs*

Momiji: *Hides behind your hair* Yuki, he's not gonna hit me is he?
Yuki: No, he's just going to try again like the stupid cat he is.
-Doorbell rings-
Aaron: I'll get that. *Walks to door*
Kyo: *Crashes through ceiling* Thought you could run, you d*mn rat?
Me: Hi Kyo.
Kyo: Where's that d*mn rat?
Me: He's here. *Points to pocket*
Kyo: *Shouting at my pocket* Yeah, be the sissy you are and run away.
Yuki: *Pokes head out of my pocket* I wasn't running, you stupid cat. *Hops to ground* I'll be back. *Walks into bathroom*
Me: *Grabs his clothes, puts them in bathroom, closes door*

Momiji: Really? *Tickles you* How 'bout now?
Aaron: *Opens door* Hello?
Tohru: *Looks at him* Sierra?
Me: *Goes to door* Tohru, you're here too? *Smiles* It's good to see you again.
Kyo: *Suddenly embarrassed*
Tohru: Yes, it is. *Smiles*
Shigure: *From far(ish) away* Tohru, is that you I hear?
Kyo: Great, he's here...
Me: *Waves to Shigure* Over here, Shigure!
Shigure: *Next to a car* What's this I see? A high-
Hatori: *Steps out of car* One more word-
Shigure: Yes, Hari, I know. *Laughs*
Ayame: *Steps out behind Shigure* Oh Sierra, hello!
Me: *Strained smile* Hi Aya...

*Boom from bathroom*
Yuki: *Walks out, finishing pulling his shirt on* Did I hear Shigure?
Sigure, Hatori, and Ayame: *Walk inside*
Ayame: Yuki!
Yuki: *Walks back into my room* Let me know when he leaves.
Ayame: Yuki, I've changed! I'm here, ready to be your big brother at last!
Hatori: Ayame, sit down.
Ayame: Yes Hari! *Skips to couch, sits down, sees Kyo* Oh, there you are, LuckyKyo.
Kyo: Stop calling me that!
Shigure: Kyo, you haven't been stalking girls again, have you?
Kyo: I never did, you sicko!

( Only if we want it to...? )
Shigure: *Leans in close* And who might you be?
Kyo: *Smacks him through the hole in the ceiling*
Yuki: *Pokes head out* Was that- *Sees Ayame, goes back in*
Tohru: E-e-eh!!! Shigure! *Looks up through hole*
Hatori: He's fine. *Stands* It was nice visiting with you, but we must be leaving now. Ayame. *Walks out door* Goodbye.
Ayame: *Follows* Another time, Yuki!
Me: Goodbye...

(Until he's not hugging either of us or Tohru. Haru's about to arrive...)
-Doorbell-
Me: I'll get it! *Opens door*
Kisa: Onee-san! *Hugs me*
Me: Kisa! *Hugs her back*
Hiro: Great, another stupid woman I have to compete with.
Kyo: You little brat!
Haru: Is Yuki here?
Me: *Suddenly nervous* U-u-umm, yeah. He's in- *Realizes he's in my room, runs down the stairs* He's gone. *Opens door*
Yuki: *Runs into me*
Me: *Picks his clothes up* Bathroom. *Puts him and his clothes in the bathroom*
-Yuki walks out five minutes later-
Haru: *Does the plane thing from episode 13*
Yuki: Hello Haru.

(Me and my friend watched that part [and the part where Kyo punched the wall all smexy-like] at least twelve times. x3)
Me: Kisa, Hiro, are you hungry?
Hiro: *About to talk*
Me: Don't you start on me, mister. You think that by being a smart-*ss, you're mister cool, but you're really just being a jerk. So stop with the tough-guy, I'm-so-smart thing and act like the kid you really are.
Everyone but Momiji: *Staring at me*
Me: What? None of you thought of that?
Kisa: Sissy?
Me: Sorry, Kisa. He needed to hear it...
Kisa: *Motions me closer*
Me: *Leans closer*
Kisa: *Whispers in my ear* He really did.
Me: You wanna help, Kisa? *Walks upstairs*
Kisa: *Nods, follows me*
Momiji: But I wanted more- *Transforms* -oops!

Momiji: I already did, see? *Dances is circles*
Kyo: *Noogies Momiji* Why do you have to be so d*mn annoying?
Momiji: Waaaaah, somebody, Kyo's hitting me!!
Kyo: *Noogies harder* Shut up already!
Me: *Walks downstairs with snacks* Kyo, be nice! *Ominously* Or else.
Kyo: *Steps away from Momiji* You wouldn't.
Me: I would.

Kyo: What the h*ll was that for?
Me: *Shouts* KA-
Kyo: *Covers my mouth* Shut your d*mn mouth. One word and I'll-
Me: *Quirks eyebrow* You'll what? *Licks his hand*
Kyo: *Pulls hand away* What the h*ll?!
-Doorbell-
Momiji: I'll get it!
Me: No, don't open that-
Momiji: *Opens door*
Me: -door... *Shoves Kyo upstairs, shouts* He'll be right out!!
Kagura: Okay!
Kyo: What the h*ll did I do to deserve this?!

(Poor hamster... ;-;)
Me: Bye bye! *Shoves him out the door*
Kyo: W-wait!!!
Kagura: *Grabs his shirt, eyes glint evilly* Get the h*ll out here. *Pulls him outside*

Me: Hey, be nice.
Momiji: *Hanging on my clothes* I'm hungry.
Me: *Hands him some cookies* Here you go. *Smiles*

Yuki: How have you been, Ms. Renee?
Me: I've been good, though things have been kind of crazy around here.
Aaron: *Scoffs* I'll say.
Me: Well, I didn't see you helping much.
Momiji: Tohru, how long are you staying up here?
Tohru: I...well, I haven't really figured that out yet...
Me: You can stay here if you want.
Tohru: No, I couldn't! I don't want to put you through any trouble.
Me: Tohru, I insist.
Tohru: O-ok, I'll stay. *Smiles* Thanks you.
Me: *Smiles back* It's my pleasure.
(We need to do something to make Haru go Black...)

(You've just gotta be really annoying. I'm nolt capable of annoying unless I don't realize it... Maybe one of us should hug him a bunch of times right after he transforms or something...)
Momiji: Okay! *Hugs you again*

Momiji: *On top of your head* You're welcome!!!
Me: *Looking sideways at Haru*

Me: *Suddenly hugs Haru*
Haru: Hu- *Transforms*
Me: Sorry. *Still hugging him*
Haru: It's okay...

Momiji: Yeah, it has.
Kisa: *Pulls on my sleeve*
Me: *Looks over at her* Yes, Kisa?
Kisa: We're out of snacks...could you get some more, please?
Me: *Smiles* Sure. *Gets up, walks upstairs*
Tohru and Yuki: *Talking in the background*
Kyo: Tohru?
Tohru: *Looks up* Yes?
Kyo: How've you been?
Yuki: You already asked that.
Kyo: Did I ask you?!
Yuki: No, but you should've remembered. Stupid cat.
Both: *Start arguing in the background*
Tohru: I'm gonna go help Sierra with the snacks. *Stands, goes upstairs*

*Both transform*
Kyo: Shut- *Sees that it's you* Never mind...
Yuki: Sorry, miss...
Me and Tohru: *Come downstairs*
Haru: *Transforms*
(I was gonna make their arguing trigger Black Haru...Now we'll have to think up something else, I guess...)
Me: *Looks away with effort* (What? I can be pervy at times...) Please put on your clothes...

(I forgot, Kyo's outside...)

Kagura's hand: *Is super-stretchy, comes through the window and drags Kyo outside*
Me: *Super happy* Bye Kyo!
Momiji: You sound like Shigure when you say that.
Me: Really? *Looks over at Haru, looks away quickly* Please, put on your clothes!
Haru: I seem to have lost them...
Me: AARON!!!!
Aaron: *Gives Haru some pants and underwear* Just put these on for now...
Haru: Ok... *Puts them on* Yuki, can you help?
Me: I don't think he wants to be trapped under there when he transforms...

Momiji: *Falls off your head* Whee!
Haru: *Catches you* What the- *Transforms*
Me: *Sighs* I'll find your clothes before you transform again...

Haru: Are you alright?
Me: *Searching under couch* Where are they?
(Btw, my bu.tt's in the air. Just saying 'cause my couch is tiny...)
Momiji: I'll help! *Goes under couch*
Me: Momiji, please get out of there before you-
Momiji: *Transforms*
Me: -transform... Yuki, a little help, please...
Yuki: *Pulls Momiji out from under couch*
Me: And get some clothes on!

Haru: *Transforms*
Me: Got 'em! *Comes out of under couch, hands clothes to Haru*
Haru: *Gets dressed*
Momiji: I'm hungry.
Me: *Stands up* I'll get some food. Momiji, please put on your-*Trips on Momiji's clothes, falls* -clothes!!!!! *Lands on Haru*

Me: *Sitting on the floor, holding ankle* Ow... I'm sorry, Haru...
Haru: It's alright...
Momiji: It's my fault...
Me: No, it's fine, Momiji...
Yuki: Is your ankle alright?
Me: Yeah... *Starts to stand, falls* Ahh!
Yuki: Be careful! *Catches me, transforms*
Me: I'm just going to sit on the couch and not touch anything now...Aaron, please help me up. And somebody please get Momiji to put some pants on.
Aaron: *Picks me up, puts me on couch*

(You female Shigure, you.)
Momiji: *Runs in circles again*
Aaron: HEY, PUT SOME D*MN PANTS ON!!!
Momiji: *Puts on pants* Please don't hurt me...

Me: Aaron, don't yell at the bunny...
Aaron: *Sighs* I'm tired, see you later... *Goes upstairs*
Momiji: I'm sleepy... *Passes out on floor*

Momiji: Just kidding! *Hugs you, transforms*
Yuki: Momiji, why do you enjoy-*transforms*-transforming so much?
Me: Clothes, please.
Haru: *Transforms again*
Me: Both of you... *Nos bleeds a little* (What? There're two super-smexy guys standing in my living room with no clothes on. I think I'm entitled to a bit of a nosebleed...)
Shigure: *Falls from ceiling, lands on top of me*
Me: What the-
Shigure: *Transforms*
Me: *Sighs* Why is it always me?
Momiji: *Jumps off of your head* Whee!!
Shigure and Momiji: *Transform*
Me: *Covers face, super nosebleed* ALL OF YOU PUT SOME D*MN CLOTHES ON!!!!!

Tohru: *Turns to wall* E-e-eh!
Kisa: *Runs to me*
Me: *Hugs her tightly* Just don't look.
Shigure: Oh, what luck is this? To be gazed upon thus by four beautiful young girls.
Yuki: Hey Shigure?
Shigure: Yes?
Yuki: *Smiles* Put on some clothes before I kick you back through that hole in the ceiling.
Shigure: *Gets dressed* I'll just be leaving now... *Opens door, leaves, Kyo comes inside*
Kyo: What the h*ll is going on?
Me: Clothes. Them. Now. AARON!!!!
Yuki and Haru: *Get dressed*
Momiji: *Running around*
Me: MOMIJI, GET DRESSED NOW!!!
Haru: Stop yelling.
Me: S-sorry. Momiji, will you please get dressed?
Momiji: I don't wanna!
Kyo: *Glares at him*
Momiji: *Gets dressed*

Me: They're dressed. You can turn around...

Aaron: *Runs downstairs* What?
Me: Never mind, it's handled.
Aaron: I'm going out for a bit, ok?
Me: Yep, just watch out for-
Aaron: *Goes outside, runs into Kagura* Oops, sor-
Kagura: *Transforms*
Aaron: -ry...
Kagura: *Jumps onto Kyo*

Me: Aaron, just go...
Aaron: Bye... *Leaves*
Kagura: Oh, hi Sierra!
Me: Hi, it's good to see you again!
Kagura: Yeah, it's been a while, huh? *Transforms, looks at you* I don't think we've met.
Kyo: Meet later, put on some d*mn clothes!
Me: Oh, right. Kagura, this is my friend Michelle.
Kagura: It's nice to meet you! *Smiles*

(I DoN't KnOw, Is It?)

Kagura: Kyo, why can't you be nice to me like them?
Kyo: Because you're so d*mn annoying!
Kagura: *Angry* Kyo, be nice too me!!!!

Kyo: Why the h*ll are you bu.tting in?

Kagura: Hey Renee, could you get my clothes for me, please?
Me: Yeah, I actually had them already. Here you go. *Hands her clothes*
Kagura: Thank you. *Gets dressed, sits on couch*
Kyo: *Backs away from you, bumps into me, transforms*

Kyo: *Sitting on the floor, sulking*
Me: *Sits down on stairs* I'll just sit here and stay out of the way...

Kyo: Let go of me! *Struggles*
Yuki: You don't need to sit over there, Ms. Renee.
Me: Yes I do. Or someone else will transform and it'll be my fault.
Haru: *Sitting quietly*
(We need to be more annoying...maybe Kyo can do it instead...)

(Awesome! Here we goooooo!)
Kyo: What the h*ll? Are you trying to squeeze me to death?!
Me: Michelle, you're hurting him.
Kyo: She is not!

Kyo: Stop petting me! *Jumps out of your arms*
Haru: *Slightly annoyed*
Me: Kyo, can you-*Kyo transforms*-PLEASE GET DRESSED!!!
Haru: *Almost going Black*

(I'm lazy, so I won't write this out...)
Tohru: *Turns towards wall again* Eek!
Kyo: *Gets dressed*
Me: Tohru, he's dressed now...
Yuki and Kyo: *Bickering in the background*

Kyo: *Shouting at you* Would you just leave me the h*ll alone?!
Haru: Stop f*cking yelling at her.
Everyone but Kyo: *Thinking* He's gone Black...
Kyo: Don't tell me what to do, you d*mn punk!
Haru: You wanna fight me, you d*mn pansy? As I remember it, you ran from our last fight!
Kyo: That was Yuki's d*mn fault! I would've kicked your *ss had he not passed out!
Yuki: You're the one who made me go, stupid cat.

Momiji: Hey, Tohru, you want some candy?
Tohru: No, thank you...
Me: Michelle, it's best not to egg them on... *Looks at Haru and Kyo* Would you please take this somewhere else? I'd prefer to keep my house intact.
Haru: *Face suddenly close to mine, cupping my cheek* How about I take you somewhere else? Come with me, and I'll show you something you've never seen before.
Me: *Blushes extremely, thinking* D*mn, why's he gotta be so se.xy when he's Black? Suck a bast*rd, but se.xy all the same...
Yuki and Kyo: *Punch Haru through the hole in the ceiling*

Momiji: Ok! *Hands you candy*
Me: I should probably go see if he's ok... I'll be right back... *Leaves*
Yuki: She'd better be careful...
-Outside-
Me: *Muttering* Where did he land? *Sees Haru in a tree* Oh. *Walks to tree* Haru?
Haru: *Calmly* Yeah?
Me: *Thinking* Oh, good, he's not Black anymore...

Me: Do you need help down?
Haru: Well...my pants are stuck on a branch, and my shirt is about to rip because I've been trying to get unstuck...
Me: So yes?
Haru: Yes...

Me: Ok, I'll be right up. *Climbs tree, stopping below him* Now, to untangle you...
Haru: *Branch creaks* That can't be good...
Me: *Doesn't hear him, frees shirt* Almost done...
*Haru's branches snap, he falls on me and transforms*
Me: Eek!
Haru: Sorry...
Me: I-it's ok, I'll go get your pants... *Climbs tree again, grabs pants, climbs down* Let's go back inside... *Puts pants on his back*

Me: *Opens door for Haru*
Haru: *Transforms in doorway*
Me: *Turns away quickly, says quietly* Clothes...please...
Haru: *Gets dressed* I'm done...

Haru: *Walks downstairs, sits on the floor*
Me: *Starts walking downstairs, trips* Eh?! *Falls down stairs*
Yuki, Kyo, and Haru: *Dive to catch me, all three transform*
(That was loud, so you must wake up.)

( Nap must wait. Black Haru must return! >:3 )
Kyo: *Shouting* How the h*ll are you so clumsy?!
Me: *Sitting on the ground, ashamed* I'm sorry...
Yuki: It wasn't her fault, you stupid cat.
Kyo: *Still shouting* Oh yeah, then who's was it?
Yuki: It was yours, obviously.
Haru: *Sitting calmly behind me*
Kyo: How the h*ll was it my fault?!
Yuki: When you came through the ceiling, pieces of it landed on the stairs. *Points at small piece of wood next to me* She tripped on that.
Kyo: It's not my fault that she wasn't paying attention!

(My shoes are too long, so I'm always tripping in PE...)
Kyo: What the h*ll was that for?!
Me: *Smiles at you* No, I actually am really clumsy, I was just distracted before...
(*Forgets what happened* x.x)

Yuki: If you had used the door like a civilized human being, this wouldn't have happened.
Kyo: *Shouts at Yuki* Stay out of this, you d*mn-
Haru: *Suddenly goes Black, punches Kyo through the ceiling* Shut up!
Everybody: *Thinking* Here we go again...
Me: *Slowly turns to face him* Haru, you need to calm down-
Haru: *Bends down and kisses me*

Me: *Totally surprised, then relaxes*
Yuki: *Staring at me and Haru*
Momiji: Michelle, you want some more candy? *Holds out lollipop*

Kyo: *Falls back through ceiling* What the h*ll was- *Sees me and Haru, gets super pis.sed*

Me: *Thinking* Didn't he...isn't he...why would he kiss me, then?
Kyo: *Pulls Haru away from me* What the h*ll do you think you're doing?!
Momiji: Ooooooh, Kyo's got the hots!
Kyo: I do not!

Kyo: *Yells at you* Shut up!
Haru: Stop f*cking yelling at girls!
Kyo: I'll yell at whoever I f*cking want to yell at!
Haru: *Punches Kyo through ceiling again* SHUT THE H*LL UP, YOU D*MN PANSY!!!!!!

Haru: *Is suddenly White again* Are you okay?
Me: *Worried* Michelle, don't cry!
Momiji: *Hugs you, transforms* Kyo's mean!

Me: *Hugs you* I'm sorry Kyo was being so rude to you... What's with him, anyway?
(I always hug my friends, so yeah.)
Haru: *Thinking* She really doesn't see it?

(I've sometimes laughed at myself for crying... Mostly because it was a really stupid reason...)

( This one's about to die, too, huh? )

(Idk, it's getting kinda boring to me...)

(Okee, bye Furuba RP...)