ur mama is sooo stupid she put 25 cents in her ear she thought she was listening to 50 cents. hahaha

:D hahahaha

cmon kira, go to the chat

ok

yo mama is soooo ugly hello kitty said goodbye (if u dont get it.... hello kitty loves to say hello but yo mama is so ugly she made her say goodbye)

yo mama so stupid she threw a rock to the ground and missed. yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry yo mama so fat someone threw a simi at her and she said 'who threw that rock
yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her a.ss and said I GOT DA POWER yo mama so small she hang glides on a derito. i know alot more but i dont wanna type them

Yo mama so ugly Bob the builder said i cant fix that

Yo Mama So Hairy The Only Launguage She Can Speak Was Chewbacca

yo mama so fat she needs king size matresses for pads
yo mama so fat she sat on a ipod and made a ipad
yo mama so fat she needs to iron her pants in the drive way
yo mama so stupid she stuck a paperto the tv and called it paper veiw
yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
yo mama so fat she walked past the tv and i missed 3 episodes
yo mama so fat they had to babitise her at sea world
yo mama so fat she has to eat her cerial out of a satilite dish
yo mama likes the hardware shop
2 s.crews for five cents
and yo mama so stupid she locked herself out of her moterciycle
yo mama so fat she starved to death in a grocery store

yo mamma so stupid when she saw a bus full of white kids she said chatch that twinki

yo mama so fat she saw a bus comin' down the road and yelled Taxi

yo mamas so fat that she made the titanic look like a tic-tac!

yo mamas so fat she sat on my iphone it turned it an ipad.
yo mamas so fat she sat on my ipad and it turn into a flatscreen tv.
yo mamas so fat that when she has *** with her husband he gets sucked into the unknown!
yo mamas so fat she causes a tornado when she farts.
yo mamas so fat she pees more than the atlantic ocean.

Yo mamas so fat she stepped on a mouse and it turned into a pancake.

*dies of laughter*

yo mamas so fat it takes 20 years for a Sper.m to reach the egg

Yo mamas so fat, she started the big bang with her a.rse

yo mama so ugly they give a reason slender doesnt have a face

yo mama so stupid, she found her first pube and said "praise the lord!