*Cough*SameHere*cough* I can rant about ALL of my pet peeves. From hearing people chewing to the list up there^...

And thanks, so do I! :)

Which ones? But yeah, probably....

Nice

Thanks. :)

Oh...sorry!
...are black dots one of your pet peeves?

I shall get rid of them for you, Cloud-chan! *Superhero pose*

*Takes sword* AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

*Flies to drawings*

They are dead! :3 *Victory pose*

*O* COOKIE!!!!! *Om-nom-nom sounds* Thankya, thankya!!!!! *Huggles you*

*O* Can I be your...*Super-loud trumpet sound*
Colors Knight, eliminating dots on Colors since 2013!
...please? *Puppy-dog face*

YAY!!!! *Jumps on horse that randomly appeared while wearing armor that also randomly appeared* I shall defend you with honor, my queen! *Salutes, then rides off into sunset*

*Looks at certificate* Why's this so heavy? OH MY GLOB, IT'S A WALLET!!! *Turns around, riding back* Sorry!!! *Throws wallet in your direction, rides back into the sunset*

*Turns around* What? It's not yours?!?! *Angry face* Bad queen! *Catches you by the back of your coat* Is it really your wallet?

*Grabs you again* Really? *Rips off your moustache* I think the police will know. *Puts you in a random tree, walks over to random police officer* Hello, officer. I found this wallet on the ground. I hope you can find the owner...

>:3

No more stealing?

Don't you mean...*Digs around in pocket*...D}:

* D{:

I shall prevail! *Throws fake 'stache at the back of your head*

*Picks you up* We need to get you to the hospital! *Summons a magical flying narwhale* Awaaaaaaaaaay! *Flies to the hospital*

Nurse: *Stabs you with a really long, sharp needle* She'll be fine with a little rest.
Me: Are you sure that was neccessary?
Nurse: Yes, are you feeling sick, too? *Holds up needle*
Me: NO! *Runs back to narwhale with you over my shoulder* AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

No, she didn't k!ll you, she gave you a shot! *Shakes sense into you*

No, I knocked you out! *Slaps you silly*

Oh no you don't! Narwhale, attack!!! *Narwhale grows huge and attacks you*

(Yep, ain't it fun? xD)
*Puts heat-seeing goggles on giant flying narwhale* Attack!!!!

(Ba-dum-bum-tzzz) Very well, I shall callupon Maka and Soul!!!
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They aren't coming...
Then I summon-*Quickly pulls on totally symmetrical outfit*-DTK!!! *Pulls out cell phone* There's a problem with symmetry.
Kid: *Suddenly appears* Where?!?!
Me: *Points at you* Her ghostly form is not symmetrical. She's got horns on one side of her body, not the other!
Kid: Well then, it's time to see the power of a Grim Reaper. Liz, Patty.
Liz: Right!
Both: *Transform*
Kid: *Totally symmetrical stance* Soul blast...
Liz: Soul charge complete in three...two...one...firing!
Soulguns: *Fire soul charge at you*

(You cannot dodge! Go freakin Google Soul Eater! And then watch it!)
Kid: Be symmetrical, d*mn you!
Liz: Kid, is this really neccessary?
Kid: Symmetry must be sustained!!!

(No, do that soon!!! You must understand SOME of my randomness...)

(Ok, back to the randomness!)
Me: *From the background* This isn't going so well...*Whips out phone again* Hey, Tsubaki. Kid's in trouble could you and Blackstar get over here? *Pauses* Great, would you mind bringing Maka, Soul, and Stein with you? *Pauses again* Thanks. *Hangs up*
Kid: I can't do this. *Turns away* We're leaving. Beazlebub. *Skateboard appears, Kid flies away*
Me: *Pulls out phone, calls Tsubaki* Never mind... *Hangs up, calls Grell* I need your help. Make this ghost-*points at you*-human again and you get your doll back.
Grell: *Appears* Alright, let's do this.

(Yep. I stole his Sebbie doll...)
Grell: *Holds up death scissors* Let's do this!
Me: Yep, go right ahead... *Grabs a bowl of popcorn*

(And he's gonna use them on you! What he doesn't know is that he's not getting his doll back!)
Grell: Why you-*Grabs me by the collar*-where's my Bassie doll? *Starts shaking me*
Me: WIIIIIILL!!!!!
Will: *Appears* Grell, she's not on your-didn't I already tell you to leave her alone?
Grell: No. *Shakes me*
Me: He-e-e-e-e-e-e-lp!
Will: Grell, for the last time, leave her alone. She's not on your list for quite a while.
Grell: *Still shaking me, lools at Will* Aww, you're no fun anymore.
Will: *Whips out rod-thing* Now, come along. *Pulls Grell away*
Grell: *Shaking fist at me* I'll get you for this, you brat!

(I've been teaming up with Will and The Undertaker to make Grell's life a misery... Well, I actually just wanted the doll, but it became too fun to mess with him... xD)
Grell: I heard that!

(Nah, I've got it covered.)
Grell: I'll get you for thiiiiiiiiiis!
Me: *Hugging Sebbie doll, sing-songy voice* No you wo-on't!
(He'll never esca-)
Grell: That's it! *Breaks free* You're dead!
Me: RUN!!!! *Gets on Narwhale* Quick, activate lightspeed!

(You're a ghost. You can't die. xD)
Grell: *Grabs my hair*
Me: Owwww! *Is pulled off of narwhale, which then warps away*
Grell: You're dead now. I'm gonna k!ll you.
Will: Grell-
Grell: *Throws his death scissors at Will* Shut up. She's on my roster as of now. *Death chainsaw suddenly appears* My beloved death scythe will help do this job!
Me: HELP ME!!!!!
*Mae-rin (or however you spell it), Finny, and Baldo appear*
Finny: *Gasps* He's about to k!ll that girl!
Baldo: *Squints* Hey, isn't that...
Mae-ryn: *Pulls off cap/glasses* Yes, it is.
Finny: Pluto!
Pluto: *Appears*
Finny: *Points at Grell and me* Save her!
Pluto: *Growls*
Grell: You've got to be kidding me.

(He's in his he.llhound form, so kinda. He's covered in fur, he's not nak.ed. [Just watched Brave the other night, I'm filled with quotes today...] And thanks for giving me the right spelling! :3)
Pluto: *Growls louder*
Mey-Rin: I think he's confused...*Points directly at me* Save that one.
Pluto: *Pounces at Grell*
Me: Ahhhhh! *Covers face*
Grell: *Cowers* Bassie, save me! *Looks at chainsaw* Oh...right.
Me: Oh Undertaker no! You are not hurting that dog! *Somehow kicks him in the face*
Grell: OWWW! You little brat! *Revvs chainsaw* I'm going to paint ou with beautiful, bloody, RED!!!!
Pluto: *Picks me up gently in his jaws*
Me: *Little kid voice* Bye-bye!

*you

(...Charles? Who's that?)
Grell: Hey, she's mi-
Pluto: *Crushes him under a paw*
Grell: Mphm-mmmph-mynph!
Me: What was that?
Grell: Mphm-mmmph-mynph!
Me: Meh, I don't understand you. Awaaaaay!
Pluto: *Walks back over to Finny & co.*
Sebastian: *Suddenly appears* Where have you three-
Me: *Jumps from Pluto's jaws, super-hugging Sebastian* Oh my gosh, it's you!!!
Sebastian: *Looks at me with disdain* May I ask your name, miss?
Me: *Suddenly embarassed, lets go of him* Uhm...sorry about that. I'm Sierra, it's very nice to finally meet you.
Grell: Bassie! *Jumps at Sebastian*
Me: *Punches Grell mid-flight*

(Yeah, I was just making sure you saw it... No fangirling over Sebbie? Or did you not see him?)

(I'm gonna keep fangirling over Sabas-chan now! -3-)
Sebastian: *Turns away, facing Finny, Baldo, and Mey-Rin* Why are you three here?
Me: *Staring in disbelief at his back*
Finny: We were helping our friend... *Motions to me*
Sebastian: When you should've been doing your chores? *Looks over his shoulder at me* To help this person? She seems perfectly capable of protecting herself.
Baldo: Well, you see-
Mey-Rin: She's helped us before, we were returning the favor.
Finny: And Pluto likes her!
(Now he's in human form)
Pluto: *Jumping around excitedly near my legs*
Me: Uhm...could someone please give him some clothes?
(Yep. That just happened...)

(Sebas, not Sabas...)

(Hey, you can fly, get Pluto some clothes!)
Finny: Oh, here. *Rummages through bag, pulls out Pluto's clothes*
(Never mind, it's all good...)
Finny: *Dresses Pluto* There.
Pluto: *Resumes jumping around near my legs*
Sebastian: I thought I told you, I don't care much for dogs or their opinions. The master needs you three at the manor.
(I say we go with them, how about you?)

(Ok, here we goooo!)
Finny: Right. *Grabs my hand*
Me: E-ehy! *Blushes*
Baldo: *Grabs my other hand*
Me: E-e-ehy!!! *Super-blushes*
(In case you didn't know, Finny and Baldo [in that order] are right behind Sebbie on my BB fangirl list...)

(What's a Yandere face? o.o)
Sebastian: What are you two doing? We have no time for games.
Me: I-it's my fault they're behind on their chores. I want to help...
Sebastian: Fine, just don't hinder them. If you do, I may have to show you why I'm-
Me: Simply one h*ll of a butler?
Sebastian: *Looks at me with suspi.cion* Yes, precisely.
Finny: C'mon, let's go!
Pluto: *He.llhound form again*
Finny: *Gets on his back, looks back at me* C'mon! *Reaches hand down*
Me: U-uhm...
Baldo: *Lifts me onto Pluto's back, gets on behind me*
Me: E-e-e-ehy! *Super-super-blushes*
Finny: Let's go, Pluto!

(I saw them...You need to become alive again if you're coming!)

(Yay! x3)
Me: Y'coming? *Reaches down, pulls you up*
Baldo: C'mon, let's go Pluto.
Finny: *Looks over his shoulder at me* You should probably hold on...
Me: R-right. *Puts arms around his waist, blushing extremely*

(No, Finny's mine. :3)
Baldo: *Grumbling* Well, you can walk if you really want to.
Me: *Still super-blushing* S-she's fine.
Finny: Alright, let's go!
Pluto: *Starts running towards the manor*
(I just realized that we left Mey-Rin behind...Oh well, she can go with Sebbie! <3)

Baldo: H-hey! I may not cook well, but I could put a shotg.un bul.let through your head a mile away.
Me: *Looks back* Quit your whining. *Looks at both of you*
Baldo: Fine. *Stares back*
Me: *Whips head around, blushing even worse*

Baldo: Well, they're usless from a mile away, aren't they?
Me: *Turns around again* Hey, quit arguing you two!
Baldo: *Stares at me again*
Me: *Glares at both of you* Are you done now?
Baldo: *Looks away* Yes, ma'am...
Me: Good.

(Go ahead, this is the random one! :3)
Pluto: *Stops in front of the manor*
Finnu: *Slides off of his back, helps us down*
Me: *Super-blushies*
Baldo: *Jumps down, walking inside*

Me: *Turns and looks at manor* Yeah...I wonder if-
?: Sierraaaaaaa! *Sounds of person running*
Me: *Turns towards noise* Yep, she's here!
Elizabeth: *Runs up and hugs me* How have you been? It's been so long!
Me: *Hugs her back* I know! How's Ciel doing?
Elizabeth: He's-
?: Elizabeth, are these two friends of yours?
Elizabeth: Ciel! *Smiles*

(I'm not. I'm gonna try to stay up all night! :3)
Elizabeth: Hi, Michelle! *Smiles* Ciel, these are my friends Sierra and Michelle.
(Please tell me I didn't get that wrong... -_-')
Ciel: Elizabeth, how many times have I told you that my manor isn't a dollhouse?
Me: We aren't here to play around. *Serious face* We're here to help with the chores.
Ciel: Oh. Well, as long as neither of you get in the way, I suppose that's fine...

(No, you are Michelle-chan! :3)
Me: No, you wanted to come, so you can help.
Ciel: You'd be in the way if you weren't doing something...
Elizabeth: It's ok, I can wait. After all, I can play with Ciel until you're done!
Ciel: Elizabeth, I have things to do...
Elizabeth: Awww, you're no fun! Please, only until they're done?
Ciel: *Sighs* Fine...

Me: Well, you can either help Baldo in the kitchen or help me and Finny trip the shrubs. Which do you prefer?

Me: No, you've gotta be supervised. I'll help you while Finny and Baldo trim the shrubs...

(You can wear a dress later.)
Me: Yes, that's why I'M supervising. ...Actually, Tanaka is, but how dangerous can cleaning a kitchen be?

(Heck, Elizabeth can dress us in the frilliest outfits ever if you do this one little chore... ewe)

Me: *Looks at you with susp.icion* I dunno about that...
Tanaka: Ho-ho-ho *Sips tea*
Me: ...Fine... *Hands you the soap* Don't k!ll me!

Tanaka: Ho-ho-ho *Sips tea again*
Me: You'll try TO k!ll me, or you'll try NOT TO k!ll me? Was this a bad idea?

Me: WHICH ONE IS IT?!?!
Tanaka: Ho-ho-ho *Sips tea*

Me: Ok... *Grabs more soap* Let's get started...
Tanaka: Ho-ho-ho

Me: *Starts scrubbing pots* You can take care of the floor, I'll get the dishes.

Me: *Finishes* I'm gonna help you. Then we can wear the dresses! :3

Me: We're done...
Tanaka: I'm sorry to say it, but you aren't.
Me: *Turns around in surprise* What?!?! What did we miss?
Tanaka: *Back into this mode* Ho-ho-ho *Sips tea*

Me: Well, Sebastian normally-
Sebastian: I normally what?
Me: U-uhm...
Sebastian: *Looks at me* Tongue-tied, are we? Well, you can go, you're- *Looks at a fork* -still going to finish this. Clean ALL of these dishes again. I want them to be sparkling when I return.
Me: *Salutes* Understood.
Sebastian: *Leaves*

Me: Yep, now help with these dishes!
(Yes, but I thought I was done with dishes and helped you...)

Me: *Looks at dishes. Dishes sparkle enough to be blinding* Look, we're done! Let's go find Elizabeth!

Sebastian: I'll be the judge of- *Sees dishes, sighs* Oh, very well. Go ahead and find young Elizabeth.

Me: Let's goooooo!!! *Drags you to Elizabeth* Elizabeeeeeth!!!
Elizabeth: Oh, you're finished! *Claps hands* Bye Ciel, we'll be back! *Drags us towards the back of the mansion*
Me: Byeeeeeeeee!!!
Ciel: *Muttering* They're finally gone...

Elizabeth: Alright, what-
Me: I want blue with LOTS of frills, please!
Elizabeth: *Claps hands* Yay! I have lots of dresses like that! *Looks at you* What do you want to wear, Michelle?

*Sudden whirlwind of glitter, ribbons, and fabric*
Elizabeth: There, what do you think?
Me: *Twirls* Oh, it's just BEAUTIFUL!!!
Elizabeth: And what about you, Michelle?
(I'm gonna draw our dresses later, k?)

( I'll go draw the dresses in a bit... )
Elizabeth: Oh, I'm so glad.
Me: Let's go show Ciel!

Elizabeth: *Pulls us along* Oh Cieeeeeel!
Ciel: What is it-*Looks at us* L-Lizzy, who ARE these two?
Me: You met us earlier.
Sebastian: *Whispering to Ciel* The chore girls.

Ciel: *Whispering to Sebastian* Are you sure?
Me: *Talking to you* I suppose he can't...
Elizabeth: Ciel, don't be rude! This is Sierra and Michelle!
Me: Hello again.
Sebastian: Why didn't you finish cleaning the kitchen?
Me: W-we did.
Baron (the creepy one): *Randomly shows up next to you* My dear, you are simply ravishing.
Ciel: *Ducks head down* N-not him again!

(I'm being entertained by a balloon. x3)
Sebastian: Why are you here, if I may ask?
Baron: I thought that my lovely butterfly would appear again today. *Sighs* I suppose I was mistaken, but YOU *looks at you again* are simply stunning.
(Did I mention that your dress looks like Ciel's? >:3)
Me: *Tugs on your sleeve* I think we forgot something... *Starts pulling you back towards the other room*
Baron: *Suddenly right in front of me*
Me: Eep!
Baron: *Cups my cheek in his hand* How did I miss a radiant beauty such as yours?
Me: *Pulls away* Leave us alone. We aren't interested.

(x"D That's hilarious! And you're welcome.)
Me: *Looks at you* You know, that one thing.
Baron: *Cups my cheek again* Now why would you say something that's such an obvious lie?
Me: *Pulls away again* Leave me alone!
Baron: *Suddenly pulls me to his chest* Come, my beautiful flower. Let us be gone!
Me: *Struggling* Let go of me!
Finny and Baldo: *Rush inside*
Finny: What's with- *Sees me & Baron* Sierra?
Me: *Hasn't noticed them* LET GO OF ME!!! *Struggles more*

Me: *Happy tears* Michelle...
Baron: *Picks me up, then runs away*
Me: HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Ciel: Sebastian.
Sebastian: Yes, master.
(Carp, I couldn't remember what he calls Ciel!)
Sebastian: *Suddenly in front of Baron* I'll take that off your hands. *Gently grabs me from Baron* Finny, Baldo.
Both: What?
Sebastian: Catch. *Throws me*
Me: Ahhhhhh!
Finny: *Catches me* Are you alright?
Me: *Blushes* Y-yeah.

( Darn it! Oh well, I was close enough! x3 )
Finny: *Puts me down* S-sorry!
Me: It's fine.
Baldo: *Glaring at Baron*
Baron: *Starts walking away slowly*
Sebastian: *Picks him up* Young master, what is to be done with him?
Ciel: They- *Motions towards you and Baldo* -can take care of it...

Ciel: Fine. Baldo, you take care of it.
Baldo: Yes sir. *Rolls up sleeves, walks towards Sebastian*
Sebastian: *Puts Baron down*
Baldo: *Drags him into another room*
*Ban.ging sounds, Baron scre.aming*

Me: Why're you smiling?

Me: Yes, yes you were. Still are, in fact.
Baldo: *Walks out of room* He won't be bothering either of you again. *Looks at you* Why are you smiling?
Me: That's what I asked!

Me: *Pullls you into a hug* I'm sorry...
Finny: Baldo!
Baldo: What?
Finny: That was really rude!
Baldo: What? How was I rude?

Me: Oh, ok. nwn *Smacks Baldo upside the head*
Baldo: What'd I do?
Me: Be nice.

Baldo: *Shakes head, walks into kitchen*
Finny: What's next, Sebastian?
Sebastian: Your chores for the day are finished. *Looks at us* I'm going to assume you two will be attending tonight's ball?
Me: U-um, yes, we were planning on it...
Sebastian: Then I'll also assume that you have at least some experience in ballroom dancing?
Me: No, I've never been to a ball...
Sebastian: Young master?
Ciel: Yes?
Sebastian: May I teach these three-*motions towards you, me, and Finny*-the basics of ballroom dancing?
(D*mn it, I don't remember how he talked! Am I close?)
Ciel: I suppose that's fine, we have no other plans for today.

(Meh, I'll just wing it.)
Finny: That seems reasonable to me.
Sebastian: Very well.
Me: *Thinking* So then Sebastian-
Sebastian: Baldo, come here.
Me: *Thinking* -isn't going to be my partner...
Baldo: *Walks in* What?
Sebastian: You will dance with her. *Motions towards me*
Baldo: W-what? I don't know how to dance!
Sebastian: That is why I'm going to teach you.
Me: *Thinking* Well, Baldo's fine, too.

( I just saw it yesterday...his name isn't Baldo, it's Bardroy... )
Sebastian: Yes. Stand with your partners.
Finny and Bardroy: *Stand by us*

( Nope, I had NO idea... )
Sebastian: *Pulls out vio.lin Now, you dance. *Looks at Finny and Bardroy* Well, what are you waiting for?
Finny: U-um, what are we supposed to do?
Sebastian: This will obviously need a demonstration. You-*Points at me*
Me: E-ep!
Sebastian: Come here.
Me: *Slowly walks over*
Sebastian: *Total change in attitude (into smexy-Sebbie mode* Pay attention, all of you. Finny, Bardroy, your right hand goes here. *Puts hand on my waist*
Me: *Blushing extremely*
Sebastian: And your left hand holds her right. *Pulls my hand to the correct height*
Me: *Quiet mouse sound, blush deepens*
Sebastian: Sierra, Michelle, your left hand will go on your partner's right shoulder.
Me: *Puts hand on his shoulder*
Sebastian: And finally, look into your partner's eyes.
Me: *Meets his gaze*
(You can tell I'm enjoying this, right? 0///-///0)

(Because, they censor everything that starts with vi*l. See: vio.la, vio.lin, vio.let, vio.lent.
...Wait, you were just watching...)
Bardroy: Alright, that seems simple enough.
Finny: Are we going to start now?
Sebastian: Yes. Bardroy, you will dance with Mey-rin.
Me: *Thinking* E-e-eh!
(Think Tohru. :3)
Bardroy: But I thought you said-
Sebastian: Let's begin.

Finny: *Blushes* Y-yeah. *Stands in position*
Bardroy: I'll just be in the kitchen... *Walks into kitchen again*
Sebastian: First we'll begin with the basics...
-3 hour time lapse-
Sebastian: That is all I can teach you before the ball. Now, all of you should prepare yourselves appropriately. *Looks down at me, whispers* It has been a pleasure. *Steps away*
Me: *Faints*
Finny: Sier-
Sebastian: *Catches me* Try to stay awake at the ball, alright?

Me: *Blushing* Y-yeah, I'm fine, I just felt weak for a second... *Starts to stand*
Finny: Careful! *Supports me carefully*
Sebastian: *Smiles* Finny, take care of her. It would be quite unseemly if she were to faint during the ball.
Finny: Yes sir.

(I've never once had curly hair, mine's too thick for our curling iron [translation: my parents are too cheap to buy me a real one], so let's try it.)
Me: I do, too.
Finny: Do-
Mey-Rin: *Suddenly bustles towards us* Finnyyyyyyyyy!!!!
Finny: Mey-Rin? What's wrong? *Tilts head*
Me: *Mentally fangirling* So kawaiiii!!!!!
Mey-Rin: Finny, you can't go with them!
Finny: *Innocently ignorant* Why?
Mey-Rin: *Face gets red* Because you're not a girl!
Bardroy: *Sticks head out of kitchen* Finny, think about it.
Sebastian: *Whispers in Finny's ear*
Finny: *Blushes deeply* Oh, I'm so sorry!!!

Finny: *Blushes more* I'll be outside... *Runs outside*
Me: *Pulls you towards a door* Let's go...get...read...y... *Falls over woozily*

Me: I'll be fine... *Still woozy*
Sebastian: *Walks over, picks me up*
Me: Huh?
Sebastian: *Carries me into room, sets me in a chair* Mey-Rin, make sure she doesn't move too much.
Mey-Rin: Yes sir!

Sebastian: *Leaves room, turning* I'll leave you three alone. *Closes door*

Me: *Blushing* I-I didn't, it was nice of him to help...

Me: Well, let's get ready. *Smiles*

Me: U-um, would you mind helping me curl my hair? I've never done it before... *Pauses* Yeah...I wonder... *Starts daydr.eaming*

Me: *O* You are my new best friend! ...Who do you think'll be at the ball?

Me: *Daydr.eaming again* Maybe Sebastian'll dance with me again...

-The following is a scenario in my head-

Me: *Dancing with some random guy*
Sebastian: *Walks up* May I interrupt? *Pulls me away*
Me: H-hello, Sebastian...
Sebastian: *Smiles* How are you enjoying the ball?
Me: W-well, it was a little boring, to tell you the truth.
Sebastian: *Looking into my eyes* Was?
Me: *Looks away, blushing* U-umm...
Both: *Dancing*
Sebastian: *Leads me to balcony* It was a little stuffy in there, don't you agree?
Me: A-a-a little, yes... *Walks over to railing* It's beautiful out here...
Sebastian: *Looking at me* Yes, it is. *Quietly walks over* Very beautiful.
Me: *Looks up*
Sebastian: *Leans down and kisses me*
Me: *Eyes widen, then close*

-The daydr.eam is finished-

Me: *Mentally fangirling, says breathlessly* I can't wait...

Me: *Distracted* Yeah, he'll be there...Sebastian said so...

Me: Hmmmm?
Mey-Rin: She's thinking of Sebastian.

Me: *Grabs your arm in a death-grip, eyes glint* No, you won't.
Mey-Rin: She's herself again.

Me: Yes, it was a good trick. I feel the same. I'm still mad, though. *Glares like this, >:l*

Me: Yeah you-
*Knock on door*
Sebastian's voice: I'm sorry to disturb you, but we will be departing in twenty minutes.
Me: Alright, we'll be out soon.

Me: No, we have to wait. Or else you'll just be impatient in the carrage.
(Sorry, can't spell it...)

( That's how I thought it was spelled... :I )
Me: Good.

Sebastian: *Knocks on door again* We will be departing shortly. Please wait in the carriage.
Me: Alright, we're coming. *Stands* Let's go.

Me: *Walks to the carriage* C'mon, Michelle.

Sebastian: *Helps us inside, sits across from me*
Me: *Looks out window, blushing*

Elizabeth: Isn't it?
Me: *Still looking out window* Y-yeah, it is.

Me: *Smiles* Me too...

Elizabeth: This is your first ball, isn't it?
Me: Y-yes, it is.
Elizabeth: Oooohhhh, you're both going to have so much fun tonight!

Elizabeth: *Babbles until we get to the ball*
Me: *Watching Sebastian the whole time*
Elizabeth: We're here!
Sebastian: *Opens door, helps us out*
Me: It's so beautiful...
(Sparkling lights/dresses, big manor, and other pretty ball stuff...)

(Finny, Bardroy, and Mey-Rin were in the front, silly!)
Finny, Bardroy, and Mey-Rin: *Get down*
Me: Everything's so bright!
Elizabeth: *Grabs our hands* Come on, I'm gonna introduce you to my other friends! *Pulls us inside, introduces us to lots of people*
-30 minutes later-
Me: Lizzy, I really want to dance now...
Elizabeth: Ok, have fun! *Walks off in search of Ciel*

Two random guys: *Walk up, ask us to dance*
Me: *Smiles at one* Yes, I'd love to.

Me: She'd also love to. *Gently nudges you* Right?

Finny: *Walks up* Dance with me! *Pulls you onto dance floor*
Me: Have fun! *Smiles again* Now, who was it that asked me again?
?: *From behind me* That would be me, my beautiful gem. *Pulls me towards dance floor*
Me: *Turns around, gasps* You again. *Shouts* Bard-
Baron: *Kisses me, heading away from dance floor*
Me: *Struggles*
Baron: *Opens door, pulls me inside*
Me: *Frees mouth* Michelle!
-Door closes-
Baron: Now, where were we? *Pulls me to him*
Me: *Shudders* Let me go! *Struggles*
Baron: If that's what you wish. *Lets go of me*
Me: *Collapses, vision going black*
Baron: A pleasure, most beautiful blossom.
Me: *Blacks out*

(It's in episode 4, when the Baron abducts Ciel and is selling 'her' on the black mmarket or something.)
Baron: *Carries me out back to a carriage*
Me: *Wakes up in carriage* W-where am I?
Baron: *From shadowy corner* You're in my carriage, my dear.
Me: *Eyes widen* H-how-
Baron: *Leans towards me* That doesn't matter, does it? You're here, and still a wonderous gem.
Me: *Leans away* S-stay away from me!

(So THAT'S his name...we're talking about the weird, creepy blonde guy in a white suit? I'll fix that now. Pretend that I wrote Viscount instead of Baron...)
Viscount: Oh, you'll come around eventually. *Touches my leg*
Me: *Kicks him in the face* DON''T TOUCH ME!!!!
-At the ball-
Everyone that came with us: *Walk over to you*
-All talking at once-
Finny: What is it? Where's Sierra?
Elizabeth: Weren't you going to dance?
Bardroy: I swear that I just saw that weird Viscount guy.
Mey-rin: Are you all right?
-Viscount's carriage-
Viscount: *Wipes mouth* You're going to regret that.
Me: I don't think I will.

(Yep, you did)
Bardroy: Hey!
*Everyone goes outside*
Finny: I've got an idea! *Whistles through fingers*
-Viscount's carriage-
Viscount: *Grabs my ankle* You're mine now, so be a good flower and sit still.
Me: *Kicks at him again* Not a chance, now let go of me!!!

Bardroy: Stop that!
Finny: Here he comes!
Pluto: *Runs up*
Finny: Pluto, find Sierra!
Pluto: *Barks once, runs after the carriage*
-Viscount's carriage-
(One sec, forgot what happened...)

(Ok, I got it!)
Viscount: *Smacks me across the face* Sit still, lest I damage your beautiful petals!
Me: *Puts hand on cheek, actually scared now*

Finny: *Follows Pluto* C'mon you guys!
-Viscount's carriage-
Viscount: *Moves closer to me* Now, behave yourself. *Pulls me to him*
Me: *Shudders, thinking* Please hurry...
-Wherever Pluto is-
Pluto: *Stops, sniffs ground, barks*

Finny: *Picks you up* Are you alright?
Everyone: *Runs after Pluto*
-Viscount's carriage-
Viscount: *Hands roaming*
Me: *Scared, in happy place*
*Sounds of Pluto following*
(I suddenly feel the need to write a fanfiction...)

(My problem is that I have NOTHING to write it on...)
Finny: Okay, we're almost there.
Bardroy: Is that a carriage?
Mey-rin: Looks like it.
-Viscount's carriage-
Viscount: *Stops* Did you hear something, my dear?
Me: N-n-no, nothing.
Viscount: Well then... *Continues*
Pluto: *Grabs carriage*
Me: *Looks out window* Pluto?
Viscount: *Pulls me away from window* Stay away from there. We can't have you falling out now, can we?
Me: *Struggles, shouts* Let go of me!!!

Finny: *Shouts* Sierra, are you up there?
Me: *Shouts back* Finn-
Viscount: *Slaps me* Shut up.
Finny: Pluto, put it down!
Pluto: *Puts carriage on ground, still between his jaws*
Me: Help me!
Finny: *Punches through the door* Sierra?

Me: *Sees you and Finny, eyes widen* Miche-
Viscount: *Puts a knife to my throat* If anyone moves, I will be forced to peel the stem off of this beautiful flower.
Me: *Looks at Finny, eyes wide*

(I feel like I'm over-doing this...)
Finny: *Pulls arm out of door*
Viscount: *Presses knife harder*
Me: *Suddenly very angry, elbows him in the gut*
Viscount: *Doubles over in pain*
Me: (Excuse le French...) *Procceeds to kick the living sh*t out of him* That's for kiddnapping me. *Kicks him* and this. Is. For. Touching. Me. You. D*mn. Per.vert! *Punctuates each word with a kick*
All: *Staring at me in shock*
Me: *Walks out of carriage* Michelle, it's your turn. *Stands next to Sebastian*

Viscount: *Sniveling on the ground*
Everyone but him: *Walk back to the ball*
-At the ball-
Me: *Dancing with random guy*
Sebastian: *Walks to us* If I may? *Dances towards the balcony*
Me: *Leans on railing* It's beautiful...
Sebastian: *Looking at me* Yes, it is. *Approaches quietly*
Me: *Looks up at him*
Sebastian: *Kisses me*
Grell: *Pops up out of nowhere* Oh Bassieeee- *Sees me and Sebastian, gets pi.ssed* How dare you?!
Me and Sebastian: *Don't notice him*

(Tadase?)
Finny: *Pulls you to your feet* Let's dance some more!
-Balcony-
Grell: *Pulls out chainsaw* I'm going to k!ll you, theif! *Jumps at me*
Me: *Steps aside, continuously dodges his attacks*

Me: Michelle, a little help out here?
Sebastian: *Looks at me* I don't think she can do much about him.
Grell: *Angry* Don't ignore me, Bassie!!! *Charges at us*
Sebastian: *Starts fighting Grell*

Me: Good job, Michelle!
Grell: Get off of me!
Finny: Michelle...are you alright?

Me: Heheheh. *Watching*
Sebastian: *Hugs me*

Me: *Blushing, thinking* I wonder if he'll decide to 'mark' me...

(I've told you, I'm super-pervy sometimes. That, and I keep imagining his Japanese voice...it's so smexyyy!!!)
Sebastian: *Whispering into my ear* Shall we dance?
Me: *Blushes more, nods*
Sebastian: *Leads me into ballroom*

('Lemons' as is the manga 'lemons'?)
Grell: *Can't breathe*
Me and Sebastian: *Dancing*

(So yes, manga term for lemon.)
Grell: Maybe I can alter the Death List just this once... *Revvs chainsaw*
William: *Shows up* Don't even think about it.
Grell: But-
William: *Drags Grell off*
(Who wants to see the Undertaker?)

(IKR? Undertaker anybody?)
Finny: Yes, it is.
Elizabeth: *Dancing with Ciel*

Finny: Can we dance?
Me: *Looks at Sebastian* I kinda want to look around for a little while, okay?

Finny: *Pulls you onto dance floor*
(Random music just started playing from the bathroom. Wtf?!)
Sebastian: Of course.
Me: Thank you. I'll meet you back here in a little while?
Sebastian: *Bows* Yes. *Walks away*
Me: *Walks towards edge of room*
Undertaker: *Suddenly appears next to me* Hello.
Me: *Startled* Where did you come from?!
Undertaker: A discussion for another time.
Me: I suppose the better question is why are you here?

(No, it was actually playing.)
Finny: Yes, it is.
-Edge of room-
Undertaker: I'm here to pass on a message. Is the young lord here?
Me: Yes, follow me. *Walks to Ciel and Sebastian*

(Oh, sorry...I have no idea what the Undertaker's gonna say, can you help?)
Ciiel: *Sees us* Lizzy, I'll be right back. *Walks over to us* What is it?
Undertaker: I come to pass on a message to you, young lord.
Ciel: Well, what is it?
(I thought of one!)
Undertaker: Very soon, you are all going to die. Everyone in this room.

Ciel: You've said something of the like before, and you were wrong then.
Me: I'll be right back...*Walks over to you and Finny* Come with me. *Grabs both of your hands, pulls you both over to the group* Alright, continue.

Undertaker: All of you are on the Death List today. In an hour, the first death will come to be. Her death. *Points straight at me*

Finny: U-um are you alright, Michelle?
Me: *Totally shocked, frozen stiff* M-me?
Undertaker: *Laughs* YOU cannot control the Death List. Whoever is on the list will die, that is how it shall be.
Me: *Swaying slightly* I'm...going to...die...tonight...

Finny: Are you-
Bardroy: Finny, just leave it.
Me: *Suddenly falls over*
Sebastian: *Catches me*
Elizabeth: Sierra!
Finny, Bardroy, and Mey-rin: Is she alright?

Undertaker: *Leaves while we're distracted*
Me: I-I'm fine. He just surprised me, is all...

Elizabeth: I think we should leave, you've had lots of excitement today, so it's probably for the best.

Finny: *Slightly saddened* I-it was?
Bardroy: I'm sure she wasn't talking about you, Finny.
Sebastian: *Helps me stand* Young master?
Ciel: Very well, we're leaving.

Finny: *Happy again* Well, okay.
Me: *Shivers, rubbing arms* Is it me, or did it just get colder in here?
Bardroy: No, I don't feel a difference.
Mey-Rin: You're so pale, are you feeling sick?
Me: No, I feel fine...
Sebastian: *Suddenly pulls me to the side*
*Scissors pass through where I was standing*
Sebastian: Everyone, to the carriages!

*More scissors fly towards my face*
Sebastian: *Pulls me out of the way of them again* Finny, Bardroy, get everyone into the carriage.
Finny and Bardroy: *Salute* Yes sir!
Me: *Starts following them*
Sebastian: *Pulls me to his chest* You'll be safer here with me.
Me: *Blushing*

(Idk, maybe your cat's a perv?)
Me: *Blushing more* Why aren't we leaving yet?
Sebastian: Because, I neglected to mention something.
Me: What-
Sebastian: *Kisses me again, scoops me up, runs towards the carriage*

(xD Yep, you've got yourself a pervy kitty.)

(Forgot what happened. x3)
Me: *Totally relaxed into Sebastian's arms*

-Insert fight with Grell here. Sebastian wins-
Grell: *Kicked into the sky* Bassiiiieeeeeeeeeee!!!
Sebastian: Annoying Reaper.
Me: *Asleep in his arms*
Sebastian: *Looks at my sleeping face, smiles*

-At the mansion-
Me: *Asleep on couch*
Bardroy: Well, that was exciting.
Mey-Rin: Are you sure she's alright, Sebastian?
Sebastian: Yes, she's perfectly fine.

Finny: Yeah, that sure was scary...
Tanaka: Her body is recuperating from the stress it's been put through today.

Finny: *Hugs you* That's so sad...
Mey-Rin: Tanaka, you're solid again?
Tanaka: Ho ho ho... *Sips tea*
Bardroy: Well, that slimy Viscount mustn't have helped much.

Finny: *Starts crying* But it's sad that it happened in the first place...
Me: *Wakes up, sitting up quickly* What happened?!
Sebastian: *Gently pushes me back down* Calm down, you're safe.
Me: I never doubted it, because- *Blushes*- because I was with you...

Finny: *Still crying, hugs you slightly tighter*
Bardroy: Finny, be careful, or you'll crush her...
Mey-rin: *Watching me and Sebastian, blushing intensely*
Sebastian: *Slightly surprised* So you felt safe in the arms of a dem.on that could ki.ll you whenever he wished?
Me: Yes. *Blushes more* Because...because...because I love you, Sebastian Michealis! *Kisses him*

Mey-rin: *Nosebleed starts*
Me: *Pulls away* I-I'm sorry if-
Sebastian: *Kisses me with force*
Mey-rin: *Nosebleed explodes*
Bardroy: Well, everyone's okay, so I'll just be leaving now...
Finny: *Finally stops crying, looks down at you* Are you okay?

Finny: Yeah, I'm fine! *Smiles* U-um...Michelle?

Finny: I-I'm going to kiss you now... *Kisses you*

Mey-rin: *Faints from blood-loss*
(I've got nothing, if you don't either, then I say we say goodbye to this RP...)

(Ending at a kiss is perfect! :V Time to remove the tag...)