PINKIE PIE IS MY FAVORITE PONY BECAUSE SHE LIKES TO THROW PARTIES AND SOMETIMES I HEAR HER VOICE AND SHE TELLS ME THAT I'M NOT A LOSER AND I'M NOT A FAILURE AND AS LONG AS I BELIEVE IN HER THEN ONE DAY WE CAN MEET ANS SHE WILL SHOW ME HER FRIENDS AND THEN WE WILL BE FRIENDS AND WE CAN HAVE TEA PARTIES BECAUSE THAT JUST SEEMS LIKE SO MUCH FUN EXCEPT I DON'T REALLY CARE FOR TEA ALTHOUGH I LOVE CAKE AND PINKIE PIE I'M SURE WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO TURN HER TEA PARTY INTO A CAKE PARTY WHICH WOULD BE...