yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water

yo mama so dumb shengot ran over by a parked car

yo mama teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down

yo mama so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch

yo mama so ugly even hello,kitty said goodbye

beat dat!!

Yomama is so fat the last time see saw 9210 was on a scale, the real band is up her ***

Yomama is so fat I said''Yo dawg, I heard you like donut.s, so I put a donut inside a donut''.

yo mama so poor she was kicking a can down the street and when i asked wut she was doing she said moving

1:YO MAMAS SOOO FAT! SHE BROKE THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN!
2:YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN JESUS SAID LET THEIR BE LIGHT HE TOLD YOUR MAMA TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!
3:YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE F A R TS SHE CAUSES GLOBAL WARMING!

yo mama so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they told her 'no proffesionals'

Yo mama is so ugly, When she was playing scary face game. the face said i quit.Last timed I played I saw yo mama and I freaked out.

yo mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does

yo mama so fat when she goes up on the elevator it has to go down

Yummie, thanks, the poor joke reminded me of one.

yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell 'taxi!'

no probs ;]

YO MAMA IS SO STUPID! WHEN SHE GOT LOCKED IN A FOOD STORE SHE D I ED OF HUNGER!

Yo mama is so poor, the ducks throw the bread at her!

YO MAMAS SOOOO FREAKIN FAT WHEN SHE TURNS AROUND! IT'S HER BIRTHDAY!

Yo mama is so stupid, she got fired at the M&M factory for throwing out the w's.

YO MAMAS SO UGLY SHE GIVES FREEDY CUGER NIGHTMARES!

Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a bowl to the superbowl, and the fat one brought cereal.

YO MAMAS SO UGLY EVEN 4EVER ALONE DENIED HER FIREND REQUEST!

YO MAMAS SO SHORT! when she smokes w e a d.SHE CANT EVEN GET HIGH!!!

Yo mama is so fat, she can't fit in a car but she drives by F.arting

YO MAMAS SO HAIRY! BIGFOOT TOOK HER PICTURE!

YO MAMAS SO UGLY! WHEN THE PUNCH GUY CRASHES THREW THE WALL HE SAYS "OH NOOOOO" "NOHOHO!...no!"

YO MAMAS SO STUPID! SHE CLIMED MOUNT DEW!

YO MAMAS SO UGLY! shes the reason why slender man has no face!

wow that a lot comments

winner get on the wall of fame

YO MAMAS SO STUPID! she made an appointment with doctor pepper.

YO MAMAS SO OLD! MOSES IS IN HER YEAR BOOK!

YO MAMAS SOOOOOOOO FAT!!! she made COOKIE MONSTER START EATING RIGHT!

YO MAMAS SO FAT! bob the builder can't fix it.

NO ONE CAN BEAT ME!

Yo mamas So FAT! when she sat on the i pod,she made the I POD! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

yo mamas so stupid. she bought tickets, to XBOX LIVE!!!

YO MAMAS SO UGLY! when she plays mortal kombat! SCORPION SAID "STAY OVER THERE!"

20 jokes in my total!

um i'm bad at this.... Yo mamma so fat,she has her own orbit.

yo mamma so fat, she's considered the biggest planet!

Yo mamma so ugly, when she looked in the mirror the mirror cracked!

Yo mamma so dumb, she doesn't even know your name!

hi

yo mama so black wen she get out of the car the oil light come on

YO MAMA SO DUMB THAT WHEN GOD WAS GIVING OUT BRAINS SHE THOUGHT HE SAID TRAINS AND SHE ASKED FOR A SLOW ONE!

Yo Mama so ugly that when she looked outside she was arrested for mooning!

your mom is beautiful :D

yo mama is so big she ate the moon like it was a cheese puff

yo mama is so beautiful that when katy perry "kissed a girl and she liked it" it was yo mama

yo mama is so big that she's afraid of elephants cause she thinks its a mouse

you know that thing called global warming it happened because yo mama sat on earth

yo mama is so thin that she was put in a paper mario game

so mama is so big she got planet earth in the palm of her hand

yo mama so hideous that when meatloaf sang"i will do anything for love but i wont do that" the that they were refering to was yo mama

yo mama is so stupid that when i said have you ever heard of the milky way she said of course thats my favorite choclate

yo mama is so hideous that she is the real reason halloween began

yo mama is so scary that michael myers took one look at her and said"oh h e l l no!" then ran

I WON THIS CONTEST!

yo mama so fat when she bends over we start daylight savings

yo mama so stupid she got rab over by a parked car

yo mama so fat i took a picture of her last x-mas and its still printing

yo mama so fat dora cant explore her

yo mama so fat to get her thru a door you have to grease it and hold a twinkie on the other side

yo mama so ugly she entered a beauty pagent and they said sorry no cheating

yo mama so hairy i hugged her and got lost

yo mama so fat she got put with hippps at the zoo

yo mama so dumb she got fired and when she didnt have a job

yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it

yo mama so poor she dont even have a beggar hat

yo mama so short she smokes and dont get high

yo mama so ugly she scared the business out of the toilet

yo mama so smart velma cant solve her mysteries

yo mama so dumb she thought swag was a club

yo mama so fat shes the airbag in her car

yo mama so old she got arangatang ti.dies

yo mama so dumb she flunked pre-k

yo mama so fat go diego go took a million centuries to take a pic

yo mama so smelly she makes skunks run away

yo mama so fat she is the new big mama

yo mama so white she look like paper and marshmallows

yo mama so fat shes just fat

yo mama so dumb she understands elephant,bear, hippo, dolphin, and whale

yo mama so fat she took internet explorers orbit

yo mama so fat when she enters the mortal combat battlefield it says 'fat tality'

yo mama so dumb swiper took all her stuff

yo mama so ghetto she cant even find money on the floor

yo mama so dumb she entered a yo mama joke and said a yo daddy joke

yo mama so fat when she f.arts she causes global warming

yo mama so stupid she tripped over tied shoelaces

yo mama so dumb she went to walmart to buy new walls

yo mama so black when she stared into my window i thought it was still nighttime

OH GOD!

yo mama so dumb she said this: "maybe it is stupid, but its also dumb!"

yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE!

ye mama so black you see her chasing the kfc cars

yo mamma so dumb she threw a rock at the floor and missed

yo mamma so fat when she jumped it caused the earth to divide into different continents

yo mama so fat she fell into a trance and broke it

yo mam so ugly she enter mortal combat and reptile says Oh he.ll no! and runs away

yo mama so nasty she make a skunk run away and skunk says, "oh that smells worse than me!"

yo mamma so dumb when the teacher said pi she went to get pie

yo mama is so black she got kicked out of White Castle!