yo mama's feet is so big she needs two escalades for shoes

yo mama so hot that whales where singing ''we are family''

yo mama so fat i missed to episodes

ur mama's so poor she couldnt afford anything off the dollar menu.

yo mama so dumb she put a peice of paper on the t.v. and called i pay-paper-view

yo mama is so dark that when she puts yellow lipstick on she looks like a cheeseburger

yo mama so ugly even ugly & ugly people call her ugly

yo mama so ugly even hello kity said good bye

yo mama is so old she got the first dollar bill ever made

yo mama neck is so long she put geraffies to shame

you that thing called global warming it happened because yo mama sat on earth

yo mama is so skinny she slipped through a crack in the floor

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car

yo mama so fat that each time she moves theres an earthquake

yo mama is so hideous that when meatloaf sang "oh i will do anything for love but i wont do that" the "that" that they were refering to was yo mama

yo mama is so hideous that joe the builder said''i cant fix that''

yo mama lips r so big that ppl wit big lips tell her "dam....mmmmm.......nnnnn! u got some big as lips!"

yo mama so fat that she blocked everyones signal for their cell phones

yo mama so big that she drank the entire "milky way"

yo mama so dumb because she thought the "milky way" was actually real milk

yo mama so fat she cant even fit in a cadilacc

next topic:???

you choose but that was fun lol : )

hey yall later im going to post a contest for yo mama jokes so plz enter

sure thing lol

thx

im gonna have to join later cause i do cyber school and i need to catch up ill be on later though so until then see ya later

#JRSA

your mama so fat shhe has one hundred bat's