Mmmm, salmonella by Speedyman

Do you guys know a legit way to get sick? I don't wanna go to school tomorrow or wednesday for a certain important reason. I think it could be possible to get salmonella just by licking an egg to avoid swallowing it but i dunno. I seriously don't want to eat a raw egg.
#egg #sick #bored

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painted on a Nintendo 3DS
27 May, 2013, 11:37 pm
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Shadow_Crescent

28 May, 2013, 12:09 am

i dont suggest doing that because thats slightly gross and can be very bad for you but if you want to then you can.

LightSeeker03

28 May, 2013, 12:26 am

You could um..tell yourself your sick.. possibly if you have a (non life threatening) allergy stuff your face in it...or fake it somehow...

LightSeeker03

28 May, 2013, 12:27 am

Or I could cough on you and get you sick

Speedyman

28 May, 2013, 12:30 am

JS: Lol i'm not sick, i WANT to get sick.

coolkat15

28 May, 2013, 1:38 am

eat something past due date XD lol

HEDROVER

28 May, 2013, 1:41 am

Tell a hobo in the woods to sneeze in your mouth.

Speedyman

28 May, 2013, 1:54 am

GUYS GUYS I LICKED THE EGG AND I FEEL TERRIBLE! One of the symptoms of salmenella is abdominal pain and i can't even sit up!

fairyfingers883

28 May, 2013, 2:06 am

Thanks for visiting my gallery!

Villager

28 May, 2013, 4:06 am

Dang it i WAS Your twohundreth follower but then i accidentaly unfollowed then its been like 30min then some one else became your twohundreth follower DX

Loly!

28 May, 2013, 4:57 am

Salmonella only occurs in 1 out of 1O,OOO raw eggs, so chances are you won't get it by licking one.

Speedyman

28 May, 2013, 5:29 am

No it's actually 1 in 5. Where did you get THAT statistic?

thugisa17

28 May, 2013, 8:13 am

Umm. You could put the egg in cookie mixture and eat that raw?

Speedyman

28 May, 2013, 10:01 pm

^ actually i was! I didn't stay home though, my friend imformed me there was a really important test today so.

Celeste

28 May, 2013, 10:03 pm

Sick ur hand down ur throug :D Chris!

thugisa17

28 May, 2013, 10:16 pm

google 'Millie Brown' also watch her on youtube. If that doesn't make you sick, I don't know what will. And before you ask, it's nothing rude or abusive (like the rainbow challenge) it's art.

Dr-Future

30 Jun, 2013, 12:12 pm

bahh!!rubbish.ive licked eggs b4, they good to lick...

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